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whatdoesthequeersay · 2 months
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ACE 👏 PEOPLE 👏 CAN 👏 MAKE 👏 DIRTY 👏 JOKES
Then again, if you’re an aphobe, your mom already made the dirtiest fucking joke of all time, so why should we bother?
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epickiya722 · 3 months
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Wait, wait! Hajime did it, too?!
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texasbama · 8 months
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jewreallythinkthat · 1 month
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I just watched the production of Fiddler on the Roof on at the moment in London. If you're UK based, I 100% urge you to go - the run has been extended.
What really hit me, as I have never seen it before which is shocking as I'm Jewish and a musical theatre person, is how my family fled Lviv and Kharkiv to escape pogroms and expulsions and I sat there watching the show and all I could think was "that would ahve been me".
I don't think people understand how much we, as Jews, do not forget the persecution we have faced. Not because we are here "holding grudges" or whatever but because it was literally our grandparents where are offer STILL ALIVE who were survivors of european antisemetism. My grandfather's family came by foot from Kharkiv to the UK and I will absolutely be telling my children how resilient their foreparents were.
People may have forgotten what their grandparents did to ours, but don't worry because we never will.
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jangmi-latte · 1 month
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how are y'all faring now that it's canon that the leech twins' real form is 4 meters (3'1 ft/400cm) long hahaha...haha...ha....fuck
yuu's height is my height so imagine if you're smaller than 5'5 feet ◉⁠‿⁠◉
photo correction it's tweel* not twel tf
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wejustvibing · 3 months
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if couldn't care less was an outfit 😭
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lovecolibri · 11 days
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Cackling at people being like "finally Buck has someone to go home to and talk to about his day!" because like, a) he has always, historically, gone to Maddie and the firefam to talk about everything because he's a yapper so he's always had someone and b) this is gonna be tay kay all over again because this is just BT 2 Electric Boogaloo. He's gonna try and yap and get an eye roll, bad advice, and a dismissal, and the audience will watch him fold in on himself while his partner makes the conversation about them because that's all they care about. Then we'll see Buck going to rant to Eddie while Eddie just listens to him yap away with big heart eyes, lets Buck go until he runs out of steam, and then Eddie will grip his shoulder and make solid eye contact like he always does and say something simple and profound that hits exactly at the heart of what Buck needs to hear. And the audience will watch Buck unfold and open up like a sunflower to the sun, and Eddie will preen, satisfied that he did his job well and then someone will write an article about how important male friendships are.
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mugiwara-lucy · 8 months
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The captain trio's FIRST moment together 🥹
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reallyunluckyrunaway · 5 months
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Procrastinating on a Thursday like...🤣🍑*
*What I'm doing instead of completing stats homework and prepping for a meeting 🤓
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i don't know if you guys have been keeping up with the women's world cup but this past sunday spain won against england. and you would think this would be the best moment of their careers and their lives but you wanna know what happened?
the spanish football federation's president non-consensually kissed one of the players, jenni hermoso, on the mouth when they were celebrating. this grown ass man took it upon himself to ruin the celebration for ALL the women who just achieved the thing they have been preparing for all their lives, literally the peak of a football player's career, they did it and he by himself ruined it.
and i say all the women because the other players, along 58 currently inactive and ex-players, stood up for jenni hermoso and have refused to play for the team until luis rubiales publicly apologizes and renounces his spot. now the rfef says they'll take legal action against the players and jenni for lying and because they have an obligation to play for the team.
do you remember how the men's world cup celebrations went? i do, im from argentina. no one said anything to any of the players, they were treated like kings for months and they are worshipped to this day. and rightfully so! they earned it i guess. but we do see the discrepancy?
how is it that we allow as a society for one man to sexually assault a woman right after achieving the thing another group of men got ceaselessly venerated for not even a year later? what do women have to do to earn respect? win the world cup? become the pride and joy of their country?
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felsicveins · 7 months
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I NEEEEED MORE OTTO CONTENT I NEED TO KNOW WHO THIS SMUG FUCKER IS
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He's a gay asshole and that pretty much sums him up 🫡🏳️‍🌈
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whatbigotspost · 18 days
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That baby naming job post has got me remembering…the answer to “how can you make a living doing THAT??” is almost always:
“… there’s this whole subculture of people who are obsessed with things that would be considered ‘luxury brands.’ They believe prestige is purchased. They actually have the belief fully throughout their worldview so strongly, that if something is more expensive, it must be worth it. It must be better. This is most often true because they are (if not ultra wealthy) at least the landlord class and/or the kind of people who have money to burn and are trying to figure out ways to spend it. It is an unshakable principle to them if something has a giant price tag on it, it is something that you should want because it is better and ‘for you’ because it’s special because it’s for the people who have money.”
They love a “boutique” or “bespoke” illusion. Anything to feel like The Normies can’t also have this. And the saddest thing is that there is a whole other subculture of people under the “I am a Luxury Brand Person” umbrella who don’t even have the money who just go into debt trying to keep up the appearances of this kind of lifestyle because they want to be luxury people that badly. And luxury brands and niche services like life coaching or naming your kid or getting your kid into The Best School DEPEND on exploiting these people for profit by dangling the tantalizing concept of “it’s special and expensiveeeeee” to said socio-economic social climbers who think spending money they don’t have will ultimately result in having said money.
And it doesn’t, actually.
Anyway, happy labor day and as always: solidarity forever. The landlord class and the ultra wealthy don’t give a fuck about us and the best we can do is take full big “that’s so goddamn stupid” shits on anything they tell us special. Liiike….
Your cyber truck is a hideous abomination.
Your gentrifier white gray and beige house is exchangeable with any other and it made me puke anyway.
That Burberry is just plaid you idiots.
The local gym or a casual walk is just as effective for getting adequate exercise as your personal trainer.
Your life coach is a snake oil salesman.
A target tote is cuter than your birkin bag.
That lululemons gonna be see through as hell on your ass when your bend over at your thin white lady only yoga class.
$400 Prada sunglasses still break if you sit on them just like the free pair from your eye doctor.
You never needed a smart fridge, you colossal fool.
You look like a fucking clown in those balenciaga shoes.
The emperor has no goddamn clothes.
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imtomiee · 29 days
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HNH president abducting minors ditching local lung cancer speedrunner & biting the curb in 4k (700 viewers)
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daedelweiss · 2 years
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At this point, One has basically adopted the baby that is LM Leo
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you'd think but LM probably adopted him first because he's like "omg you're lost too?? like my bros? we're friends now-". One not being a complete asshole to him probably helps too 🤣 LM!Leo's moral code is "if i like you enough, i would take a bullet for you, no questions asked. otherwise, gtfo my sight"
also One would probably train this poor lad to fight. bless his stubborn heart but ninja skills could only get you so far 🥺
One (Separated Leo AU) by @dianagj-art​
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httpiastri · 1 year
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am i supposed to not freak out about this?
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