#fuck him up

[thetopichot]

Darling's customer service was never truly the best.

FUCK HIM UP DARLING FUCK HIM UPPPP‼️‼️‼️🗣🗣🗣

[thetristoneera]

[babyblankyerror]

This lives rent free in my brain

[dhmis-autism]

SORRY FOR LIVEBLOGGING I JUST.

Red yelling YEAH GET HIM when duck goes to get Yellows batteries is so fucking funny I cannot get over it.

[batbusiness-schooldropout]

Bruce: Why can't I have well-behaved children?

Dick: Excuse you!? What did you just say?You rat-faced, no-ass-having, basic bottom bitch! With the exception of Damian, YOU CHOOSE TO KEEP US!!! And you waited until we did something to spite you BEFORE adopting us! And you have the actual white-man-privilaged AUDACITY to ask for well-behaved children? You absolute bitch-ass, pinched-toed-

*All the other batkids munching on popcorn

[pursemongerstuff]

Angry Ji-won is so satisfying!

Also spitting straight facts.

[deathshallbethelastenemy]

YUTA'S IN HIS REPUTATION ERA 🐍🐍🐍

[l3m-ntwo]

I actually wanna see fucked up fanart of after-nuke qBad, like, give that dumbass melting skin, expose his bones and muscles!! Make one of his eyes droop like liquid!! Make that stupid fucker BLIND!!!!!!!!! hell make the crater in his head WORSE!!! EXPOSE EM BRAINS OUT!!!!!!!

[upsidedownlurker]

THE LAST DND GAME AND WILL'S POWERS??? bruhhhhhhhhhh

So we all know that the DnD games are used as foreshadowing alllll the timeeee. WELL, LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THIS~

In Hellfire's final DnD session, Vecna didn't die so the Party has to fight him again. They need a substitute for a missing member, so they look everywhere, but come up squat. (Sidenote: the people Mike asks for help have similarities to Will! Artists, nerds...) Finally, they find an unexpected sub: Erika. An OG party member rolls an 11 and misses– but the sub rolls a nat 20 and defeats Vecna.

Who fails to defeat Vecna first?

It's pretty clear that Eleven will be the one to try and fail to defeat Vecna. Her powers have been heavily leaned on for help in every Season– this time, not even Eleven can stop Vecna.

But the substitute can.

Who could be a substitute for Eleven?

Who is capable of fulfilling her role?

Who has been as integral to the overarching story as Eleven has?

Who has been compared to Eleven time and time again across the series?

Which character has been denied autonomy throughout the show, constantly being kidnapped, possessed, hurt and forgotten?

Which character deserves to fight back against the force that has terrorised them for so long?

Who did the series begin with in the first place?

That's right...

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It's Steve. Steve's going to defeat Vecna, and he'll do it in those sweet-ass sunnies.

[sinnerenjoyer]

balding bisexual bulgarian we need you on the rat extermination team asap 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[potato-jem]

tori spring, the woman you are

[tennis-shenanigans]

Me looking at Ben Shelton right now. Never have I wanted someone to ruin Djokovic's day more.

[twig-the-edgelord]

Glass is about to beat the shit out of him (as he should)

[gemthievery]

YEAAAH WOOHOOO

[id: a screenshot from lupin zero. lupin is holding his walther p38 with a mischevious look on his face while his father checks his jacket pocket for it in the background. end id]

[batbusiness-schooldropout]

I give y'all a happy gift

Tomorrow I give you bit of a downer gift

Bruce: Alfred, what is going on here

Alfred: Don't you dare interrupt. Your children are getting along, helping, and by God complimenting each other. You will not say a thing to interrupt do you understand.

Bruce: Yes, but... why

Alfred: The Joker has escaped Arkham. Master Jason and Dr. Quinzel are both en route to find him and on the phone to get ideas about what to do

Dick: Listen I still think you should just do a drive-by. You'd be done in time for supper, it's so outside of Red Hood's MO that the police might not consider you a suspect, and Alfred's promised to make dessert to celebrate

Jason: No can do. Harley and I have already agreed to use her vehicle and my weapons. A hot pink convertible is hardly inconspicuous. But if we can't decide on something different will do it.

Tim: I'm a fan of Damian's idea. Decapitation is the right blend of painful, intimate, humiliating, and efficient.

Damian: Really because I've come around to your idea. Suffocating him with pies has a sort of poetry.

Dick: That it does but that's not really something you can do as a team and both Hood and Harley deserve to so him in

Bruce: *the world's heaviest and saddest sighs*

[mistyunmoored]

Emily Axford is on Critical Role.

Matthew Mercer is dming a table with Emily Axford.

As a Wizard.

She has spells.