#fucking torture devices

[starbuck]

Would like to formally recommend that everyone, regardless of gender, try out men’s underwear, because it’s INSANE how much more comfortable they are!!!!!!!

[starry-bi-sky]

realizing i have. a lot of untapped trauma potential for clone^2 danny because i just Fully Processed Four Months Late the fact that his parents were capturing and torturing ghosts in the basement before he became Phantom. and the fact that he was on house rest for 2 weeks. during that time period. and he wasn't really leaving the house. he could hear their screaming through the floorboards

*points at clone danny* i can give you suuuuuuch a bad time babe ahaha. i've got two untouched years before you meet damian what fucks you up before then

[bl00dalchemist]

Celebratory Linker doodles

[mikkeneko]

amusing myself with a little snippet of SVSSS lore that I may not ever end up using for fic purposes:

In the world of Proud Immortal Demon Way, there is a special kind of symbiotic barnacle that grows along rocky beaches, the Bone White Bleached Teeth Barnacle. Its shells are ivory-white and come in a wide variety of shapes and sizes that are all roughly that of humanoid teeth. With the right techniques, these barnacles can be harvested, shaped and coaxed into acting as tooth implants that are visually and functionally indistinguishable from the human (or demon’s) original teeth.

The reason the Bone White Bleached Teeth Barnacle exists is that Airplane Shooting Towards The Sky really, really liked a particular dramatic turn of phrase in a combat scene where a character would take a punch across the jaw, slowly turn their head to the side and dramatically spit broken teeth fragments onto the ground. In fact he liked it so much and reused this phrase so often that some fans actually made a spreadsheet of how many times it had occurred in the course of PIDW and determined that Luo Binghe had lost at minimum 17 teeth throughout the story.

Airplane argued that Luo Binghe, with his Heavenly Demon nature, can simply regrow teeth at need (as can any of his demon wives.) But there were enough instances where a human wife had teeth punched out and then showed up in a later chapter with a perfectly intact pearly-white smile that he eventually had to cave.

Three chapters after the spreadsheet was posted, Luo Binghe had a dramatic showdown with a storm demon on a beach where it was specifically noted that a colony of Bone White Bleached Teeth Barnacle grew. Noted anti-fan Peerless Cucumber initially pitched a fit about this blatant ass-covering, until someone else in the forum drew a fanart of the scene. The resultant panorama, with thousands and thousands of humanish teeth growing in profusion along the jagged rocks with the roiling dark clouds in the background, was so unsettling that even Peerless Cucumber admitted that it was pretty fucking metal, actually.

[the-aprilfools-bitch]

Babe. Infodump. Now

Okay Okay Okay

so i dont know the names for all of the things i know a bunch about but we obviously know the castration device, the chappy chopper

and then there was like a massive pair of pliers that they would heat over a fire till white hot and use to met the tongue to the metal and staight up rip it outta their mouths and then ther was the hook, quite simple, theyd just jam it into the fleshy bit at the back of your neck hooking the sharp point into the base of your skull and use a system of pulleys to hang you by your neck muscle, however the torturer really could do whatever they liked so some would hang them by their eyes or noses or mouths and occasionally they would have the person being tortured turn around face the chair they were being tortured and well jam the hook into another hole

theres also some fun death meathods where like, they would put a basket around someones head, put them in a shallow pool of water and slowly fill th basket with rocks until they physically couldnt hold their head up no more and theyd drown

also random fun fact one of the ways for testing for witchcraft was pricking their skin with somethings sharp and if they didnt bleed they were a witch but the witch catchers had pricks with blades that would retract into the blade and give a mark that looks like its been burried to the hilt but really didnt even prick the skin enough to bleed

also back to torture methods, some popular among prison aurd crowd were thumb screws (much like the name implies, a screw/small drill that is screwed directly through the thumb) and teeth pulling, which i am not explaining

also some fun crimes you could be aressted for/ hung in the gallows include

being drunk on a sunday; owning a black cat; spilling another mans whiskey; nagging; causing mutiny

okay this was more of a random all over the place infodump but i do probably know more i just made this post quite long

[amateur-ornithology]

what did they do? what did YOU do, you horrifying charlatan??

[ask-fgod]

Hey ink! Opinion on the new tloz game?

[ikarakie]

matt holt would be a kpop stan. no i will not being taking criticisms at this time

[violent138]

At this point me catching up to the boops is about as likely as me catching up to my homework. 🤡

[alwaysneedyforsir]

at the tower of london, london, england

(click on the left pic to see the collar better)

[i-love-hyacinths]

Surprise Zelda Ask ™

What's your favorite loz species? I personally am partial to Zora because they're SO SILLY. NOT A SINGLE NORMAL ZORA EVER EXISTED. All the other species/races are pretty put together and have normal hobbies. Meanwhile the Zora are collecting special interests. My favorite one is Cleff who cannot get enough crabs despite the fact that they shred the inside of his mouth. Tf is up with that guy /pos

Ohhhh ok if we are on about races then the gerudo are fucking badass and I love them so much. The zora are also so funky though. My probably most controversial opinion though is I adore the koroks, maybe it is because I love plants maybe because I just have a soft spot for the little guys but I love them. I spent so long searching for them when I first played the game and although I although I havent finished tears of the kingdom yet as I got distracted by the hades game the koroks were still my little guys and I love making things in tears of the kingdom for the little guys so honestly they are probably my favourite species

Cleff is the reason those billions of snow crabs disappeared new theory

[scintillatingshortgirl19]

I have to admit I'm still not very happy with the time jump/story shift as it pertains to Barry (the character). With one episode left I think I need to give up hope on ever getting a satisfying look into his childhood - learning about what happened to his family, the details of what Fuches meant when he referred to "raising [Barry] like a son," and specifically what must be incredibly complex and interesting stuff about his dad considering the somewhat contradictory facts that Barry a) has clear daddy issues and said he "never had a good male role model" and b) decided to name his son after his dad. You're telling me we set all that up and we're not actually going to expand on any of it? cool. cool

And I am just . . . not that interested in his motivations as a religious family man or whatever. There are so many aspects of this character I want to see explored, and I just don't care enough about this new stuff that was introduced for him. Like yeah, I understand the point of it - on the surface he's trying to protect his family but what he really wants is to protect the facade he's built for himself. I get it, I find it vaguely intriguing, and it makes sense for his character, but imo it's not AT ALL the most interesting thing they could be doing with him, and it's worse because it's most likely coming at the cost of not exploring the things I've wanted them to explore since season 1.

[jumpscaregoose]

EXCUSE ME???

listen you dodged a bullet today

[demimonde-semigoddess]

Guys I don't think accusing anyone who says they don't want to vote for Biden of being a false flag is an effective way to make people want to vote for him.

[sandinthepipes]

We should've realized something sooner, when since day 0 my mom would try to put my feet in socks and I screamed my lungs out because what the fuck do you mean there's fabric that bunches and pulls in weird places, my feet aren't ment to be restricted, they need to be naked

[theemporium]

not to be tmi but why do some sex toys just look so scary?😭