Kaminari: I've heard if something is worth doing, it's worth doing poorly
Bakugou: Maybe if you were good at something you wouldn't have to hear that
Kirishima: Bakugou!
Uraraka: Before any of you break out in a fight, that's literally just to help Kaminari brush his teeth. Iida told him to think of brushing his teeth like that so he doesn't get overwhelmed. I mean, it is better to brush poorly than to not brush at all.
Midoriya: Right, it's to combat deadly perfectionistic mindsets and boost your self-esteem and help you finish tasks, especially if you experience executive dysfunction either due to those perfectionistic ideals or neurodivergency!
Bakugou: That's great and all, but that doesn't mean he isn't terrible at everything else
Kirishima: Sorry, Kaminari. He'll come around eventually
Kaminari: No, no. I'm immune at this point. I'll just get really good at brushing my teeth by brushing only one tooth every morning.
Bakugou: You're just gonna forget which tooth you started with. If brushing is so damn hard for you, just use mouthwash!
Kaminari: Oh. I forgot that was an option.
Uraraka: I guess he's trying to help now?
Midoriya: Kacchan could still stand to be less mean to his friends when he's helping
Bakugou: Deku, shut up! These losers aren't my friends and you can't tell me what to do!
Midoriya: I'm gonna die
Tokoyami: We all meet the same end
Kirishima: How long have you been here man?
Tokoyami: As long as the rest of you
Kaminari: I'm gonna go gargle mouthwash, you guys enjoy your chat
Bakugou: Don't use the pink one! That's round face's and you do not want to make her mad!
Uraraka: How sweet
Kirishima: Well, I'll say it so he doesn't have to, thanks for your help. I didn't really understand most of what you said, but I know it's definitely going to help Kaminari
Uraraka: Anytime!
Midoriya: Happy to help
Bakugou: I don't know why you're looking at me, I didn't do anything
Kirishima: Nevermind then
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My favorite thing about Annabeth is her wardrobe.
Cause like, Rick simplifies her clothes in a way a man would, and you can tell.
Cause in EVERY book, from The Lightning Thief to Chalice, she’s in the goddamn CHB shirt. With like some shorts or cargo pants. Nothing more, nothing less.
He’s made improvements over the years, giving her some other clothes. But he’ll always come back to old faithful.
Like, he most definitely did it on accident, but he made her so Adam Sandler and I love it
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he says i hate everyone except you and that is addictive and that is kind of romantic and beautiful because you're young and you're kind of a sarcastic asshole too and you don't like bad boys, per say, but you don't really like good ones either. and you like that you were the exception, it felt like winning.
except life is not a romance book, and he was kind of being honest. he doesn't learn to be nice to your friends. he only tolerates your family. you have to beg him to come with you to birthday parties, he complains the whole time. you want to go on a date but - people are often there, wherever you're going. he's just so angry. about everything, is the thing. in the romance book, doesn't he eventually soften? can't you teach him, through your own sense of whimsy and comfort?
at first - you know introverts often need smaller friend groups, and honestly, you're fine staying at home too. you like the small, tidy life you occupy. you're not going to punish him for his personality type.
except: he really does hate everyone but you. which means he doesn't get along with his therapist. which means he has no one to talk to except for you. which means you take care of him constantly, since he otherwise has no one. which means you sometimes have to apologize for him. which means he keeps you home from seeing your friends because he hates them. you're the single exception.
about a decade from this experience, you'll type into google: how to know if a relationship is codependent.
he wraps an arm around you. i hate everyone except you. these days, you're learning what he's actually confessing is i have very little practice being kind.
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