#funny garbage

[thenotoriousgarbagepile]

my favorite genre of genshin thumbnails

all of these are from Raiden Shotgun's yt channel btw and are also ai generated or stolen art so would appreciate some of y'all finding the artists <3

[thenotoriousgarbagepile]

only two geders.............

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

your job is son now

[rooniearts]

hedgehog eating habits

[zhnnveuxpasdrmir]

Face Off was big news when it first came out but it was way too mainstream of a thing for me to mess with at the time. The premise seemed so silly, and the idea that you could slap Travolta's lunchmeat on Cage's wiry little skeleton and fool the FBI just seemed …a stretch.

So, I just watched it - it came on P+ automatically after Virtuosity (similar, good pairing there P+), and I thought ennnnnh fine.

They never offer an explanation for the fact that the whole thing is ridiculous and that does detract from the story. They could have avoided this by playing into the fugnuts of it, maybe made a satire of "two wolves inside you" bullshit, maybe even included some criticism of its times. It does none of that. It's utterly, utterly godawful from top to bottom.

They should do a revival, original actors, the whole thing. Pollux survived somehow. The government kept him on ice for some coverup reason. He doesn't know anything about the last thirty years or more, so he'll be able to perfectly model Archer's deep seated technophobia, old fashioned casual misogyny, and so on. It should be played even straighter than the first one, fuckin, like, super gritty mood. It should be thinly veiled right wing propaganda that just openly states "poor people are untreatable" and "even though the government is corrupt and evil, the FBI is filled with decent hardworking good cops that really care".

[thenotoriousgarbagepile]

i been thinking about this a lot.

like, the only way I can describe this as is like... a colonizer movie?? It's not blissfully orientalist like Aladdin, or even outright hateful like every Disney thing before the 80s.

propaganda is really the word I'm looking for. It takes something that was a representation of a part of culture with genuine heart to it (the original movie too - not just the culture it's putting down) and made it into a propaganda piece for the American dream my generation doesn't believe in.

nani leaves her family in the dust to go to cali and get screwed over by a system that owns you, your education, and your relationship to your culture and by extension your family. and its supposed to be the good ending. and it fucking sucks

- George Carlin

the more i hear abt that lilo n stitch remake the more im like oh this isn’t just like. a bad remake it’s actually deeply deeply evil in a way that i hope reaps some sort of cosmic punishment

[parrish-the-thot]

A continuation of this post I made

I imagine Steve genuinely doesn’t think about Eddie, like at all. Besides the occasional “what is he yelling about in that table” or “ Munson actually showed up to class” or once in sophomore year he thinks “how much does Munson charge for an ounce of weed? Would he take a $50 for an ounce” which causes Eddie to wait around all day at the picnic table wishing for some shmuck to offer $50 for just an ounce, but no one shows up (Steve had to go pick up Dustin after school and didn’t want him to find weed the weed when he inevitably starts going through Steve’s car)

The lack of soulmate thoughts really irks Eddie, because he knows his soulmate is in Hawkins, but he never thinks about Eddie, like at all??? Positively or negatively?? Eddie jumps on more tables, he blares loud music from his van, he is in a band, he is the drug dealer for all the teens in Hawkins and all his soulmate thinks is “why the fuck did Munson double park his van, I’m going to be late looking for a parking spot now” it absolutely drives him crazy.

He eventually figures out his soulmate must be a jock of some kind because one day he hears “what is Munson doing under the bleachers?” when some sports team is let out of playing with balls practice. He is briefly heartbroken his soulmate isn’t a nerd like him, but then spends the night thinking about how a certain fluffy haired jock could play with his balls anytime.

Steve isn’t not thinking about Eddie on purpose, but they just don’t run in the same circles, so he doesn’t really think about him too much, just in a genuine, “I don’t know them, don’t interact with them, so I don’t really think about them” sort of way. Especially after befriending the kids, Steve’s focus goes to keeping them safe and being a babysitter instead of finding his soulmate.

Steve’s experience with his soulmates thoughts is completely different. Starting in middle school he heard his soulmate think he was cute which he thought was nice. As he got older his soulmate would still think he was cute, but also handsome or pretty which, he doesn’t know any girls who call their boyfriends pretty but ya know, he can roll with that. He thinks he will have to roll with a lot of stuff, since hai soulmate seems to into a…a lot of interesting things, to say the least. Steve has dated a lot of girls but none of them seemed to want to rub their face in his chest hair like his soulmate did, who also wonder is Steve was that hairy everywhere which- he was but he didn’t think a girl would want to know about that.

He would be in the middle of a basket ball game and he hit with a 15 minute monologue about how wonderful his ass looked in “thise little green shirts that ride up his ass in the best way” and how his soulmate “wanted to be those shorts” causing Steve to miss three different shots. Also with all this wildly kinky stuff and even general sex things Steve has never heard of or thought about he figures he should become more knowledgeable to better be prepared for his soulmate.

One day when Steve is cleaning up a drink he spilled in the cafeteria and heard “god Harrington looks good on his knees, bet he would look even better with my cock in his mouth” figures chances are his soulmate isn’t a girl at all.

With not much else to loose and a new door opened up to him, Steve starts spending time thinking equally horny thinvs about different guys he sees in class, just to see if they will react to what he is thinking. This is how he figures out Eddie is his soulmate.

Steve notices eddies table is getting a little rowdy, as is always does before Eddie gets up on someone’s table and he rants about jocks and preppy girls while stepping on people’s lunches, Steve thinks “what if comes over here, spits in my stretched out hole, and fucks me right next to Heathers Halloways tuna sandwich”

Eddie, whose soulmate didn’t even think about Eddie that one time his car got spray painted a fit was all the school talked about for a week, was NOT expecting that at 12:30 on a Tuesday and promptly trips on a chair and slams face first into the lunch table, breaking his nose.

Eddies friends rush him to the nurse and Steve is torn between this being a sign Eddie is soulmate or Eddie just clumsy, Steve has seen him walk into a door twice, so he don’t 100% sure. Steve decided to test this anytime he has a clear viewpoint of Eddie and starts thinking the most horny, kinky things possibly about Eddie to see if Eddie reacts proves he is Steve’s soulmate (also revenge because Steve had to go through years of Eddie horny pondering interrupting Steve during important tasks games or tests so Steve figures he should pay that forward during eddies dungeons and dorks games)

[doubledudeski]

playing around with my own humanformers design for bee :)

[nuclearanomaly]

IDK Emmrich... maybe that one should have been left alone

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[violent138]

It would be hilarious if Dick (recently dumped) and Jason (perpetually uninterested) were discussing their lack of dating prospects and Tim asks what they're talking about and Dick explains before going, "High five Timmy" and Tim's like "Yeah no thanks, I've got [bitches]." And both Jason and Dick are stunned.

[goblinatrix]

[pepseeman]

Chicken Jockey

[top-quality-garbage]

not to feed into stereotypes, but...

[meddiemight]

He's insecure :(

[opikiquu]

(disappears for a month and reappears with a slightly obscure hyperfixation) Hey guys