#funny without context

[cakebatteronabrickwall]

Imagine being Roman Roy and anytime you accumulate some semblance of self-confidence, the most batshit horrible thing comes crashing in. Like... your Dad lets you handle a project by yourself? It explodes! You have a good line to potential investors and are sent to secure the deal? Hostage situation! You're essentially the only man left standing and for once your father likes you? Here comes the accidental dick pic! You handle the election and might have a shot at making your dead father proud? You're never gonna believe what happens next!

[setaflow]

The dichotomy of Brennan helping with ability score rolls for newer players:

Titan Takedown: Preps high-level base stats for the cast, with everyone having a 20 in their two most relevant ability scores and no one really having a genuine dump stat (no one's character has below a 14/+2 modifier in any ability), which allows the players to play to their class strengths and not have to worry about fucking up as much in a shorter, tighter campaign.

Fantasy High: Ally Beardsley rolls a 4 for Kristen's Dex and has to live with with the consequences of that for 6+ years

[cryptidbatfamily]

[Batfam group chat]

Jason: Gonna be late. [photo of two police officers framed by a car window]

Dick: ????!!!!!! Are you okay???

Cass: 👍

Tim: lol

Duke: Who's driving?

Damian: You *would* get arrested in a futile attempt to avoid family brunch.

Bruce: Jason, answer your phone.

[zaahvi]

elgar'nan after every interaction with rook:

based on this meme made by @elgarwhore 😭

[mini-version]

Charles can match anyone’s freak.

It just so happens that Max is the freakiest of them all.

So, we—along with the rest of the grid—get to witness Charles easily matching his freak the way no one could. And it always leaves them so happy because (a) Max can fully go all out on his freak, and (b) Charles can now see just how freaky he can be.

In the voice of Gloria Pritchett, "It's a freakshow. But it's their freakshow."

[wu-does-art]

theres not enough mono with teefs so have this. also theyre BOTH biters, c'mon guys!!

[ashleyslorens]

MAYBE HAPPY ENDING Belasco Theatre, NY

[ellies-enrichment]

[cedyat]

Naps and the gang once PETA comes knocking

[dannybobany]

Sunny and Basil in the hospital after the confrontation

Sunny (trying to explain headspace): “and in my dreams it seemed like everything was nice but-“

Basil: (still coming down from anesthesia) “in my dreams you were god anddd you kissed me”

Sunny: “…?”

Basil: “can you call the nurse, my stab wound hurts.”

[daily-odile]

odile with a gun perhaps

gun

[ark-blocks]

suddenly, a cadaver

[phantomialie]

”Even when you age.”

“ I’ll love you. “

“I’ll love you no matter how you look. I’ll love you even when you have gray streaks on your hair. I’ll love you even when your life slowly drains from your body. I’ll love you even when you begin to change. I’ll love you even when you can’t see me anymore with those eyes I always adored. I’ll love you even when you can’t hear my voice anymore as I whisper how much I love you at night.”

“I’ll love you even after you’re long gone.”

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The Quest Continues...

(part 1- part 2)

[blinkees]

[teaboot]

I've always found the idea of using lofty titles like Duke and Deo for baby names hilarious, primarily due to the beautiful image of little baby Warlord smashing mashed peas up his nose at the dinner table, but am I funny enough as an unimpressive 5'3" dumpster-diving transmasc to name myself something as cringingly, lavishly grandiose as "King"?

we shall see