Petition to make
'loud, chaotic and dramatic husky girlfriend x sunshine, lovable and adorable golden retriever boyfriend'
to happen.
"Chaos follow me everywhere I go." Boyfriend x "Are you calling me chaos!?" Girlfriend
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Y/N: All you ever do is talk about your sexual problems! Well, what about my sexual problem?
Bucky: What is your sexual problem?
Y/N: I’m not getting any!
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I love this man with my whole heart and I'll be staring at this for hours.
"the mark of greatness, the measure of beauty amongst men" - Anthony Mackie
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The gender envy I get from Golden Age boy sidekicks......
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this is like, a really old winterhawk doodle i never finished. so i slapped some stars on it and called it a day
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Listen. Both black cat and golden retriever can and will fight when necessary but their fighting styles are very different.
Black cat's fighting is messy. Dirty. They will dig their nails into your skin, they will bite your fingers, they will try to claw your eyes out. They want to win and couldn't care less about how. They're not afraid to draw blood and get it under their fingernails. When they stand victorious, they're covered by it and spitting it out but they're smiling and they don't care.
The way golden retriever fights, I'd describe as something firm. Steady, maybe. Fists clenched, ready to throw a punch and hit you straight in the face. They deflect punches with open palms, they stand with their feet apart, unmovable. Rather than covered in blood, their body will be littered with bruises, they'll win with a black eye and swollen knuckles and gasping for air.
What I'm trying to say is - pre-serum Steve in TFA, grabbing a trash can lid to gain an advantage, throwing messy punches with no coordination, and Bucky confidently coming in and kicking the guy's ass with sure movements.
What I'm trying to say is - Bucky in CW, digging his fingers into the Iron Man armour and trying to rip the arc reactor out, and Steve taking over with his own fighting style and hard punches.
What I'm saying is that they're both the black cat. And they're both the golden retriever.
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Y/N: Remember Bucky, don’t do anything I wouldn’t do.
Bucky: I think I crossed that line when I got a date.
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*Coming back to cloudy East Anglia after days spent staring at a shirtless Buck in Algeria*
Bucky: Dear lord in heaven, the men you put on this earth to walk around bare chested in the sun are hiding their breasts behind textiles.
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Natasha: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this...
Clint: *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card?
Natasha: Holy shit-
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