#goodbye harry potter

[lazywolfwiccan]

I'm done, I have uninstalled Lego Harry Potter and cancelled my Hogwarts Legacy pre order, I'm over it, I'm done. Consider this my leave from Ravenclaw and all things Harry Potter,

[muffinlance]

EMERGENCY FANFIC PROTOCOLS: ACTIVATED

Hey while AO3 is down

Here is a GDrive link to all my downloaded fics (it's OVER 9,000 2,000)

Mostly Avatar, also The Magnus Archives, Danny Phantom, Teen Wolf, and a few others

Mostly unsorted, some not even intentionally downloaded because the auto-downloader I use is Like That, so consider this a glorified "give me a random fic" button

MAKE SURE TO KUDOS THE AUTHORS WHEN AO3 IS BACK UP

>>> Linkie link <<<

Edit: Note that when AO3 comes back up that link will go dead again... until it's needed, once more

EMERGENCY FANFIC PROTOCOLS: DEACTIVATED

...Until next they are needed

If you were going through these for fic recs, check out my AO3 Bookmarks for the more curated list.

To make your own fanfic backups, I recommend AO3 Downloader or FanFicFare. (I'm not tech support for either; please don't message me for help.)

Happy reading!

[slytherinslut0]

tom riddle is the type of man to drill a mirror to the ceiling, grip you by the jaw and force you to watch as he’s fucking you in missionary instead of letting you hold his eyes.

“yeah, that’s a good fucking slut, watch yourself take it.”

[theostrophywife]

Can you please do Theo and Affection. Of course you don’t have to if you don’t want to.

affection | theo nott ♡

theo is not shy about showing affection.

he always has to be touching you in some way. you're walking down the hall? he's got his arm around your shoulder. you're reading in the common room? he's pulling you against his chest, smirking as he reads the smut in your novels. you're feeling anxious while walking through a large crowd in hogsmeade? he's squeezing your hand and kissing your temple to comfort you.

this man is big on pda. will full on kiss you in the great hall, nearly sweeping you off your feet for everyone to see. at parties, he'll smack your ass if you walk past him and give you a cheeky wink. if things get heated during a smoking session at the astronomy tower, he'll full on pull you to straddle his lap, hands roaming underneath your skirt with his lips on your neck, not caring if the other boys are watching.

he's also very soft for you. will give you piggyback rides around the castle if you're too knackered to walk, covers your cheeks with kisses if you're feeling down, plays with your hair while you're cuddling, and looks at you with his pretty eyes like you're the only girl in the world.

theo almost never calls you by your name. it's always bella, amorina, cara mia, or dolcezza cause he loves the way you light up at the nicknames. in private though, theo loves to call you his good girl, his precious whore, his perfect little slut.

he's also very goofy and will do anything to make you laugh. dad jokes, bad puns, cheeky suggestive comments. theo saves them all for you.

his favorite thing though is the fact that you're a bed hogger. you could be laying in the biggest bed in the world and you'd still be on top of him, nuzzling into his neck and murmuring, "goodnight, teddy" and he'd absolutely let you because he can't get enough of you and he loves that you can't get enough of him either.

[lilyslark]

so if harry was destined to be born, were james and lily destined to be together?

like we know that the prophecy foretold harry’s birth based on 1) his parents defying voldemort three times and 2) being born at the end of july.

so if harry’s existence was written in the stars, were james and lily destined to be together in every universe? was their love also predestined? and could the same be said for frank and alice?

[overheard-at-hogwarts]

Draco: So, I've been thinking.

Harry: Yeah?

Draco: You really need to go out with me.

Harry: I'm sorry?

Draco: You know... You, me. Madam Puddifoot's. Together. Maybe it's a new concept for you? If so, I'll be happy to walk you through it.

Harry: You want to take me to Madam Puddifoot's?

Draco: Well, not really. What I really want is for you to be my boyfriend. But I thought saying that might scare you off.

[merchantphoto]

our enhanced photo of Colonel Potter (Harry Morgan) in the finale of M*A*S*H

[lilithofpenandbook]

STOP I JUST REALISED THE LAST INTERACTION MINERVA HAD WITH SEVERUS WAS THEIR DUEL 😭😭😭

THE LAST THING SHE SAID TO HIM WAS "COWARD"

THE LAST TIME HE EVER HEARD HER VOICE IT WAS SCREAMING AT HIM IN HATE, CALLING HIM THE THING THAT ABSOLUTELY TEARS HIM WHEN CALLED IT

AND EVEN IF SHE SAID ANYTHING ELSE TO HIM HE WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO HEAR HER

THE LAST WORD SEVERUS SNAPE HEARD FROM MINVERA MCGONAGALL WAS "COWARD"

[risetherivermoon]

i need more barty crouch jr in a skirt/dress, thats all im saying,

[topshelf2112-blog]

This destroys me.

Happy birthday, GFA.

[flymetosnarryland]

"Old ways"

Potions Master's diptych, part II, "Old ways"

"How to write instructions,

with brain full of malfunctions.

Bird-words are no longer here,

not want to ever be heard.

Black and green routine

welcomes back Mean-Queen.

Quietly sink in abyss,

waiting for death's longing kiss.

One smile of regret,

two blinks of forget,

three touches of sadness,

four steps into madness.

Let the shadow of old routine

embraces your coldness, my Queen.

Old poison, that filled your veins

turned into ink painted flames.

One memory of his eyes,

two screams of defise,

three looks of pure pain,

four thoughts of him in the rain.

No potion can give what you need,

no time, no relief, no hope's seed.

What's left for the rest of your days

is a blank mask and black gaze. Always."

[raspberrybluejeans]

i am so petty about liking/sharing with various little things. Like a video will have a chik-fil-a cup in the background for one second and even if every other part of the video was amazing i’m like ah no like or share for you. may even have to block. even though the person who made the video will literally never know or care about my little rebellion 💀

[weirdtinkerbellversion]

I don’t know if I’ve posted this before but it pisses me off so much how in the Deathly Hallows 2 movie, when Harry tells Ron and Hermione he’s going to the forest, only Hermione hugs him. Like are you kidding? You’re telling me Ron wouldn’t absolutely squeeze the hell out of his best mate, especially that his brother died just before that? No way. Ron deserves that fucking hug.

[bloodxbat]

Also an add on I WILL NOT be writing for Harry Potter Characters anymore!!!

All my previous fics will still remain up for those who wish to read them but I shall not continue writing for them.

I’m not part of the fandom anymore, Haven’t been for quite a while, I have ”grown” into my other interests and will be focussing on things that make me happy and that I enjoy doing.

again moots for spreading the words love yous 🫶🫶

@writing-wh0re @skarlettmikaelson @wizardwheezes @fancy-pantaloons @griffxnnage @dracofknmalfoy

[livvyofthelake]

joel mchale in the american housewife finale btw. as cooper's dad that's crazy.... AND jim rash is still here playing that waiter who sucks at his job and is a huge cunt <3 i miss community....

[salixtreeofficial]

"I love you." "It'll pass." Beautiful shots by @miss--soapy !