#guy/honey

[the-sugar-crash]

what Honey sees when they turn on the lights and find Guy rummaging through their closet for sweatshirts

[damnknoxandothernonsense]

knox’s head cannons for Guy

He has a scar on his chin

He got it when he met Honey

They met when they were in school

Honey was opening their locker door and he was running in the halls

Obviously not watching where he was going

And he slammed into the door

Which in turn split his chin open

They rolled their eyes at first before they realized the depth of the cut

To which they rushed him to the nurse

Has abandonment issues

Which is why he is so affectionate towards Honey

He doesn’t want to lose them

Because sure they are rough and tough around the edges

But they are the best thing to happen to him

And i also think that honey has some trauma 

(add sparkles around trauma)(for added affect of course)

And though they scoff and laugh at Guy’s affection

They need to hear that from him

so their trauma makes a nontoxic trauma sandwich

he hates overhead lights

He likes having LED light strips

And lamps with adjustable light strips

And fun Christmas lights of course

This tooth-achingly sweet boy as no understanding of time either

like honey asks for an hour of time to get some work done

and he comes back like five minutes later

and it isn’t even intentionally

like he isn’t going back there to irritate them

he just genuinely doesn’t understand the speed of time

also hear me out

I think that Honey isn’t a skinny person

not that there is anything wrong with that

but I have logic

and I never have that so please appreciate it while I've got it

because then Guy and Honey could share hoodies and they would fit perfectly for both of them

and Guy would be a notorious hoodie thief

like Honey has no clue where ANY of their hoodies are on a given day

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[cashandprizes]

PLS tell me abt the silly jail wip

me when people send me asks when I ask for asks:

hi calico dearest <3 you and ej asked about the same wip so I gave some different things about it when I responded to her ask here

this one must go below a cut, as with many of my ideas

nsfw, guy/honey are getting freaky, bondage, humiliation, degradation, heavy d/s, gags, impact play, edging, cbt, some intense kink but also light-hearted?

This one is a DOOZY. But the very basic gist is that Guy thought it was hilarious one (1) time to say when Honey tied him up, they were putting him in silly jail and somehow it stuck. He made a sign that says silly jail and it's like a jester in a stockade or something.

This fic would be a (pre-negotiated, practice kink safely, etc) scene where Guy bothers Honey while they're trying to work and in retaliation, Honey trusses Guy up in very beautiful and intricate shibari and suspends him from their bedroom ceiling and leaves him there with a gag while Honey continues working. There will probably be some impact play and edging and maybe even CBT in there and Guy is 100% into it. Something something battle bots, snap me like a twig, right? Anyway, my intended tone is for the build up and aftercare to be really lighthearted and fun with Guy being sassy and cute but for the actual scene to be humiliation/degradation with Guy crying and snot running down his face. I think Honey should be mean to him as a treat (for me).

[wasyago]

welp, didn't manage to get everything out before season 10 started, but i gotta post it one way or another so here we go! heard there was a fandom swap game going on, wanted to do a couple promts of my own :D

[kendyroy]

does anybody else constantly think of the part where wade goes “my boy’s wicked strong. that’s my big boy. yes you are!!!!” about logan.

i think about that all the time??? the fact logan just rolls with all the pet names and nicknames wade calls him is sooooooo

[fencecollapsed]

Prophets AU

[harmonizingsunsets]

Running Gags in Hatchetfield Musicals pt 6 | Hating Clivesdale (fuck em)

[thenearsightedmicroraptor]

Seen a lot of posts about people coming into your notifications out of nothing and liking your entire blog, but here's a shoutout to the people who do Not follow you, who appear out of nowhere, reblog One (1) post that you are Not the op of, and then you never see them again. Where did you come from girl.

[justarandombrit]

Main-line Hatchetfield shows: “This person is terrible. Completely and utterly repugnant. A puppy-kicker to the highest degree”

Nightmare Time: “So anyway, here's their tragic backstory-”

[just-some-normal-jessica]

woe. jon character lineup be upon ye

individual sillies under the cut

[idontlikemusicals]

those who harness the lords power, willingly or not.

CRINGEEEEEEEEEE

[lee-and-honey-bee]

Playing DandD with the younger bros today.

Younger me gave me this shirt.

And I’ve never been so proud.

[cashandprizes]

ALL OF YOUR TITLES ARE BRILLIANT >:3 Tell me more about 'POV: Taking your partner to silly jail for his silly crimes against humanity'? <3

thank you for asking me a question ej

you and calico asked about the same thing so I will link that post and give you a little extra

nsfw, guy/honey are getting freaky, bondage, humiliation, degradation, heavy d/s, gags, impact play, edging, cbt, some intense kink but also light-hearted?

Some notes from the wip:

It’s that image of Honey kissing Guy on the forehead and rubbing their noses together. And then it pulls back and you see Guy with a ball gag in his mouth and that he’s in an intricate shibari tie suspended from the ceiling

Honey is dressed like they just got off work and are rolling up their sleeves, unbuttoning the top button. mmmm yummy

Honey sitting at their desk, working dilligently on their laptop and ignoring the squirming, writhing guy who is whining as he hangs from the ceiling (there's a mirror within their eyesight that gives them a clear view of Guy so they can monitor him, and he knows that his nonverbal safeword is snapping two times for a check in and three times to stop completely)

what... what if i said cbt, and not my kind of cbt... giving Honey a riding crop in my mind and torturing Guy with it as a treat

I think Guy needs a cock ring on AT THE LEAST. I wouldn't be opposed to caging him too

Help what if Guy had a special collar or something? or would that cause issues with the ropes? food for thought

Guy is one of my "until I safeword or pass out" special little guys, it's going to be intense and he's going to cry really hard and then afterwards he's going to be the most spoiled snuggly little monster in the nine hells because he earned it

[theunholyvirginemilyprentiss]

GARCIA: So, I went on a date with this guy—

EMILY: I am so sorry that happened to you. Do you wanna talk about it?

GARCIA: What? No, it went well.

EMILY: *chuckles* Please. It was a man.

[canisalbus]

hello! i've written a short little machete fic, and i wanted to share it with you as thanks for all the incredible art and generous question-answering you've been doing these last few months. i hope that if you give it a look, you enjoy it. <3 keep up all your amazing work! archiveofourown [.] org / works / 50945128

✦ A Voi ✦

[its-short-for-jackalope]

yes, I did color Hidge's nails w/ my finger on my phone. please scroll back up & admire the cool lighting effects I painstakingly added for this one silly joke before you continue on. thanks. 🥰