#hargreeves!reader

[morlao]

How the Hargreeves siblings would react to walking in on you

Hargreeves!reader

Summary:

Your romantic date with your significant other ends up in bed.

Your siblings sadly don't feel the need to knock before entering your room.

There's nothing more to say

Luther:

He´s a blushing and stuttering mess.

“Oh shit!”, he screams out, covering his eyes with his hand and turning around to give you your privacy.

“I´m so sorry, Y/N… I didn´t mean to… I just wanted to ask you… I´m sorry, I just…”

Instead of leaving, he remains on his spot, not knowing what to do or say – maybe because he completely forgot the question he wanted to ask you.

“Luther”, you finally interrupt his stuttering in a soft but firm tone, “I´ll talk to you later, okay?”

It takes him a few seconds but finally he understands the sign and leaves (not without bumping into the doorframe on his way out).

He´ll definitely never open your door again without knocking and waiting for you to shout “Come in!”

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Klaus & Ben:

Klaus is quite the opposite.

Instead of leaving or even turning away, he just stands there in the doorframe with an amused grin on his face, completely oblivious that you´re embarrassed and want him to leave.

“Oh who´s that?”, he asks while trying to get a glimpse of your lover.

Ben – although being a ghost and therefore being invisible to you – covers his eyes. “And that´s why I told you to knock.”

“Oh shut up! You´re such a know it all!”

“Well, it could have saved Y/N this embarrassing moment!”

“Klaus, leave!”, you shout, covering your body with your blanket, but Klaus still doesn´t move.

Rising his hands in a defensive gesture, he turns towards Ben who already stepped out of the room, his face burning bright red in embarrassment. “I´m sure Y/N isn´t embarrassed.” Tilting his head, Klaus turns to you again. “Or are you?”

“Klaus! Please leave!”

“Yeah, yeah, no need to be embarrassed, I know that you are sexually active. I just wanted to ask you if you could drive me to the waffles place? Once you´re finished of course.”

“Klaus, for heaven´s sake! LEAVE!” You grab your pillow and throw it at him, hitting him straight in the face.

“No need to be rude!”, he pouts, while turning around and finally leaving.

“If I were Y/N, I would have thrown my shoes”, Ben comments.

Walking down the corridor, Klaus exclaims (loud enough that not only you but the whole house heard it): “And if you need another condom, just say so. I´ve got a few left.”

Needless to say the whole family knew about your rendezvous after that.

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Allison:

Allison never knocks before entering your room. She just walks in, gets comfortable on your big armchair and starts gossiping.

"Hey, Y/N, guess what Klaus did this time…”

She jumps as she sees you and your significant other, clearly not expecting that you weren´t alone.

Quickly she hurries back out and pulls the door shut behind her.

For a few moments there´s nothing but silence and you slowly start to assume that she left, when you can hear a quiet giggle from outside.

Allison was still there, standing outside your door. “Oh wow, I didn´t expect it to happen again.”

You bite your lip. Yeah, thanks for the reminder, it´s not as if you were trying to forget about the incident a few years ago, when you were all still living here.

“Is that the person you told me about?”, Allison sounds curious.

Your significant other looks at you questioningly.

“I´ll talk to you later, Allison!” Your voice sounds a bit harsher than you meant but that´s what it needs for her to finally leave.

You were pretty sure that she would bombard you with questions during dinner.

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Victor:

He is beyond embarrassed.

As soon as he opens the door and gets a glimpse of you, he jumps out of the room again. “Oh my god, I´m so sorry, Y/N! I didn´t mean to interrupt you!”

Not even waiting for your reaction, he slams the door shut again and leans his back against it, trying to calm down again.

When seeing you later at dinner, he can barely look at you, his face blushing bright red every time your eyes meet.

You tell him repeatedly that it´s okay and that it was actually your own fault for not locking the door and– after apologizing again a dozen times – Victor starts acting more comfortable and finally normal towards you again.

But exactly like Luther, he never just walks in your room again without making sure, you allow him to.

 

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Five:

“Hey, Y/N” Without even bothering to use the door, he teleports straight into your room, making you jump and scream in shock.

Five tries really hard not to show his embarrassment, as realizes what just happened. He looks you straight in the eyes, while his face is slowly blushing a deeper and deeper shade of red.

“Y/N”, he clears his throat, pretending he didn´t see anything. “I expect you down in the kitchen in five - ”

He stops and glances at his watch, silently debating if whatever he wanted to talk to you about could wait another few minutes.

“in ten minutes. Family meeting. And I mean strictly family.”

His eyes dart towards your significant other, a sarcastic smile on his face. “You lover can wait in your room in the meantime.”

Before giving you even the chance to react, he teleports away again.

His face still bright red, he walks straight down to the kitchen and sits down on the kitchen table, trying not to think about what just happened.

 

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Diego:

The door flies open and Diego storms in. “Hey, Y/N, I wanted to give you…”

He stops mid-sentence and freezes in his spot as he sees you. “Oh, sorry!”

You´ve never seen him this embarrassed before, his cool attitude has completely fallen off.

He holds up your little notebook that he borrowed from you the other day. “I´ll just lay it here for you…”

Strictly averting his gaze, he walks over to your desk – not without accidentally bumping into your art table and causing all your stuff to crash down on the floor. “I´m so sorry!”

You can see it in his face how he thinks about whether or not he should pick it all up.

“Diego” You nod in the direction of the door, motioning for him to leave and finally he rushes out.

[ctrlzirl]

The real barbie is Y/n.

Y/n’s a doctor, a cop, a scientist, an agent, vet, hero, villain, astronaut, lawyer, spy, criminal, artist, chef, engineer, psychologist, architect, journalist, firefighter, event planner, mechanic, photographer, musician, actor, interior designer, bartender, fashion designer, barista, florist, forensic scientist, flight attendant, profiler, tour guide, translator, etc.

[l0velysmut]

family: “why are you just sitting in ur room smiling at ur phone?”

me who’s been reading smut about fictional characters for the past 6 hours:

[babymangosworld]

Me when y/n is acting like a little fucking child for male validation

[that-one-fangirl69]

you ever read a fic so good you just gotta sit there and contemplate your entire existence and everything you’ve ever read before?

[swtheartz]

dead reader who haunts the life of a man that loved them so dearly to the point he either tries to be a better person for you or goes insane trying to bring you back.

usually the latter

[redroses07]

the fuck was bro thinking?

[foolinafable]

your wildest dream, his nightmare

Five Hargreeves x Reader Synopsis: Walking into Max’s diner as a respite after you and Five are seemingly stuck you don’t think you could’ve imagined a better outcome surrounded by various versions of your lover. At the same time, for him it’s nothing more than a bad dream he hopes will end soon. Word count: 760 Tags: Fluff, Jealous Five, Crackfic Note: This small fic because it's funny to imagine jealous Five being jealous of himself

“Come on”

Five grabbed your hand as he led you out of the tube to, probably, another timeline. It must have been a few hours the two of you had been stuck in this place going station to station still with no idea how to get back. 

You turned left but instead of being greeted with the usual blankness for Five to scribble about in his notebook you instead were somewhat blinded by the light of a sign.

‘Max’s delicatessen.’ You made eye contact with Five to the side of you before tilting your head with a nod towards the building. He simply followed your lead before quickly grabbing the door to let you in first. 

You turned back to smile in thanks when you noticed his shocked expression, head quickly turned back towards the diner at a call of your name to see the whole diner was made up of your lover. Looking back to Five, your Five, in bewilderment a shocked smile on your face.

The look on your face seemed to take him out of his stupor clearing his throat before leading you into the diner- trying to find an empty table for you to sit at. He was quickly stopped by another Five, one sat on his own, and gestured for the two of you to sit opposite him. Five begrudgingly agreed as he realised the restaurant was at max capacity. No spare table in sight.

You quickly shuffled onto the brown bench when the other Five spoke 

“It’s rare to see one of you around here” he smiled happy to see you

“Maybe this is not my typical scene” you rebutted a cheeky smile on your face that the Five opposite you seemed to enjoy, dimple now showing from smiling so wide

“Maybe” he breathed out in a laugh 

Before you could continue to speak with this version of Five another one appeared in front of you, this one not wearing a suit or vest. He quickly placed down a peanut butter and marshmallow sandwich in front of your Five. He then turned to you placing a very familiar drink in front of you

“Your favourite” he declared when you looked confused  

“How did you know?” You smiled at him eyebrows furrowing as his cheeks went red

“We all know your favourites” he shrugged as if it was the most normal thing in the world

“Um- Thanks” you nodded your head in gratitude 

“Anything for the missus” he mumbled before leaving to go back to the kitchen 

You took a sip of your drink when your Five spoke irritated “What was that about?” a hand possessively stroking at your thigh 

“A lot of us having seen our version of her in a long time” the other Five spoke wistfully   

“How sad” you stated before turning around in your seat you waved and greeted the Fives around you who all became quite delighted at your attention all greeting you with a similar bravado.

“Okay.” Five declared “I think we are done here” he quickly at up pulling you up with him by grabbing hold of your hand once more 

“But we just got here, can’t we stay a little longer and rest?” you asked not wanting to leave. I mean why would you, surrounded by multiple versions of the man who loved you, say no to having his attention on you?

“No, we need to get back to my family in our timeline, come on. We are wasting time.” he rebutted practically pulling you away from the diner seemingly getting even more annoyed as the other Fives shouted goodbyes towards you.

“I didn’t realise I was so annoying, that was a nightmare” Five claimed as you sat on a train hopefully taking you back home

“Sure you weren’t jealous?” you quipped staring at him mischievously

“No” he grumbled arms crossing against his chest

“Then you won’t mind if I-” you spoke moving towards the doors to go back to the diner, quickly shutting up when Five grabbed your hands pulling you back onto the seat beside him. You simply smiled at his look of false ire towards you as the train started to move. Resting your head on his shoulder as he let a smile grace his features giving a kiss to the top of your head.

You hope that at some point you will get to return to the diner- a place you have just coined akin to heaven on earth.               

[arrowurboat]

when my favorite writers respond to my asks/reqs

[aesthetic-bbyg]

I hate when I get excited to search a ‘character x reader’ and only find a dead fandom with a sprinkle of crumbs. LIKE HELLO? GET TO WORK.

[briefkittenearthquake]

I like my men smart

[cipheress-to-k-pop]

only you (f.h.) (drabble)

Pairing: Five Hargreeves x Wife!Reader

A/N: The last month was pretty busy so I couldn't write much but I had a cute lil thought about this while I was on the bus cuz of all the Five tiktoks on my fyp

"Honestly Five, your head isn't screwed on straight! No one in their right mind would put themselves at this much risk over and over again!" You shouted, voice almost hoarse and mouth dry as you continued to berate him, as you had since you arrived almost twenty minutes ago.

Your husband continued to ignore you, not even bothering to justify his reckless mission anymore and you continued to shout, waving your hands around in your helplessness and frustration.

Five Hargeeves was a great man but the one thing you absolutely detested about him was how he decided he had to do everything on his own. You were his partner, both in the commission and in his life, but he refused to trust you with his own matters.

To a certain degree, you could understand him. He was so anxious about saving his family, so tormented by their deaths hanging over him that he felt that unless he oversaw every single detail, it would all fall apart.

But just because you understood, didn't mean you appreciated your husband putting himself in harm's way when you could've helped him.

"Are you even listening to me?! Five! Your wife is here yelling at you, and you don't even have the decency to look her in the eye?!"

He didn't reply and you were stuck staring at his broad, blazer-clad shoulders.

Then he shifted, taking a deep breath and you heard the shaky breath he let out.

"Five?"

He finally turned, eyes glistening, cheeks wet and lip quivering and you felt so heartbroken at the sight of him that you felt your own tears prick at your eyes. You immediately closed the gap between you, "Oh, sweetheart."

You sat him down in the armchair, perching on his lap and letting him hide his face into your neck, peppering kisses to the crown of his head as he took some time to compose himself.

"I'm just—so tired." His voice cracked and you felt like your heart did as well, pulling away from him just enough so you could kiss his tears away.

"Shh, it's okay." You whispered, gently running your thumbs over the peak of his cheekbones. His hands were gripping your waist with the strength of a vice, nails digging into the flesh of your hips.

"What do you need, Five? Just give me the word and I'll make it happen." You told him, now more determined than anything to shoulder the pain he was feeling, "I would move the heavens and the earth to make you happy, my love. Tell me what you need."

He slumped over in defeat, pressing his forehead to yours, "You. Only you."

You sighed, now running your fingers through his hair. A part of you was disappointed that he was still unable to open up, another was unsurprised.

"Silly request. I'm already all yours."

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[ctrlzirl]

me when I reach the angst part of the angsty fic that I specifically chose for the angst

[bigbaddie45]

Y’all ever read such a good fic with a nice plot just with so many spelling errors?!? Like TF you mean he was “grinong” in her ear or “taiek” her by the waist??

[babymangosworld]

Nobody :

Me ignoring the "minors do not interact" "18+" "minors dni" warning signs in fanfics

[thoughtsboutem]

let's take ibuprofen together