#has been. a day.

[milkweedman]

Not me putting off trying my wheel again bc im afraid that even on a 'good day' I might not be able to treadle. Hah. :/

Edit: OK either im not on a good day or else my good days are now hell, so I guess I will be avoiding the wheel out of sheer emotional self preservation

[krispytm]

You can only reblog this today or until the next Monday, June 19th, 2028.

[thatgirlonstage]

obsessed with characters being saved against their will. being knocked unconscious and carried away from a danger they won't stop trying to fight. being shoved through a portal somewhere far away and safe right before it closes. trying to self-sacrifice only to have the exact person they're trying to save swap their places at the last second. getting the only cure to the disease or curse bc the person administering it loves them too much to give it to anyone else, including themselves. being thrown to safety right as they had accepted dying. someone else they thought had gotten to safety running back to drag them out of danger. it's so fucking tasty

[babiexiao]

the difference between gojo and geto fucking you raw for the first time is gojo gets pussy drunk the second he pushes his tip into your cunt. "ooooh fuck." while he bottoms out, he can't stop blabbering on and on and on about how your pussy was made for him. just him. how you should only let him fuck you raw. how he's gonna cum so hard for you and your pretty pussy. probably just tries to spread your legs as wide as they can go while he fucks you like a rabbit because he's just so gone. doesn't even think about stopping till he's fucked his cum back into you at least twice. whines and pants and whimpers with the occasional deep grunt. all the skin slapping makes your juices coat everything, his thighs, your thighs, the little ring of cream around the base of his cock now coats his little whispy white pubic hairs. everything is messy with how hard and fast he's fucking you basically. epitome of pussy drunk.

whereas geto has a bit more control. he doesn't lose his sanity immediately like gojo does but he certainly is trying to hold himself back and it's evident. a hushed "shiiit.. you're even wetter like this… can feel you clench- fu-fuuuck.” as his fat cock slides right in, inch by inch. the grip he has on your waist is almost borderline painful but you're rendered speechless with how you can feel every vein. his eyebrows are furrowed as he bottoms out. starts the pace off slowly, pulling out his cock to the tip just as slowly as he pushes it all back in. really just loves how you clench and throb around his cock, how you ache and beg him for more. doesn't fuck like a rabbit, but it's a decent pace. one that allows him to just watch how you two meet, like a predator watching its prey, he savours every second of your raw pussy.

[fox-mulder-gets-pegged]

I just wanna say bc I KNOW you're somewhere on tumblr, to the teenage girl who attended Take Your Kid To Work Day at an office building in Ontario, Canada circa 2013 and had a conversation with a middle aged woman in which you showed her your Black Veil Brides fanart and fanfics and ship content and told her about different fanfic tropes including a/b/o verse bc she happened to know who Panic! at The Disco and Fallout Boy were and thus you felt the need to show her your bandblr ship art, that was my fucking mother and I had to clarify all that to her including looking my mother in the eye and trying to explain a/b/o verse without sounding like a lunatic.

It's been 10 years and I still regularly sent evil energies in your direction. Since you'd be probably two years younger than me and thus legally an adult now, please know if this post reaches you it's on sight.

[indigo6f00ff]

need to share an experience i had 30 minutes ago

(edit: thanks to @walks-the-ages for providing and reminding me to put alt text, sorry it slips my mind alot lol)

[aueua]

people with siblings: how do you feel about them?

[malinaa]

if i think about the hunger games in peeta's perspective i WILL start sobbing

[oifaaa]

Annabeth is so much stronger then me I'm just saying if my mum got pissed and punished me for something my field trip partner did after i was nothing but the perfect child for the last 5 years meanwhile the guy who actually did the thing got nothing but praise from his dad yeah no Luke wouldn't even have time to ask me if I wanted to fight against the gods I'd already be starting my own revolution

[frownyalfred]

Imagine being Alfred during Batman Begins when Bruce leaves to “find himself.” Alfred is worried, but reminds himself that all rich men do this and he’s probably just going to come back as a worldly, obnoxious vegetarian. Then Bruce shows up several years later buff as hell and it’s like no, he’s a ninja. he’s a ninja and he wants to terrorize Gotham in a bat costume.

[yourangle-yuordevil]

Crowley bby you did your best and you deserves a gold "you tried" star but a group of two is NOT a clear definition AT ALL

[vasquez-rocks]

happy pride to this fucking thing susanna thompson does with her mouth

happy pride to this visible saliva that avery brooks decided to leave in the final cut of rejoined

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[glassiskies]

in which aziraphale reverts to old habits, crowley is outraged, and they still do not talk about it

[ronanlynchbf]

tshirt that says NO LIVE ORGANISM CAN CONTINUE FOR LONG TO EXIST SANELY UNDER CONDITIONS OF ABSOLUTE REALITY

[1alchemistart]

waited impatiently and finally i can post my chimken falins

my WIFE i love her SO!

btw (since im likely to want to post spoilers eventually BAHAHA) if i post any manga spoilers from this point onward i will be tagging them with "dungeon meshi spoilers" !! please block that tag if you're an anime-only and would like to avoid me spoiling you by accident on how the story goes -- i've read the entire manga so there's a lot i can accidentally spoil 💀

also bonus chimera laios because i CAN and i WANTED TO ! ! ! he'd be happy about it