#he knows WTF he's doing he's so....................

[littlefankingdom]

Simple observation I made from reading these comics. DC, stop making their dad an asshole and make him hug them more.

Also, the hugs in these comics:

Tim's hug is not in Red Robin but it's during the run and when Bruce comes back in time.

Cass' hug is weird because they're suicidal freaks who think fighting is therapy. They fought while being drugged, and blew up a brigde. It makes sense for them only.

Jason's first hug (Outlaws) is after he tries to apologize for his crimes and Bruce refuses to let him to do it, because his boy is innocent for him 🥺 (and then, they fucked it up with Ethiopia because they cannot let them have nice things 🙄). The second one (Red Hood & Arsenal) is started by Jason, who is just very happy to see that Bruce is alive, even if he has lost his memory.

[stxxryvoid]

˚₊‧꒰ა Silly Things That They Do ໒꒱ ‧₊˚ Genshin Impact

✧ Silly (and sometimes annoying) things that they do, but it's okay you love them anyway <3

✧ Featuring ✧ Childe, Heizou, Kazuha, Kaeya, Venti, Kaveh, and Itto x GN! Reader (Separate)

✧ Content Warnings ✧ Some swearing

✧ Childe

"Rise and shine sleepy head!" No further explanations needed.

He'll roll you up in your blankets for no apparent reason and then leave before you can escape the soft prison he put you in.

If you're going to jump on the bed he'll mf snatch the pillow and you fall on the bed itself.

When he's cooking he'll def shape the food into cute shapes.

He'd probably find something you're looking for and say he doesn't know where it is, but a while later will give it to you so you can praise him and give him a kiss.

Comes up from behind you and puts his hands over your eyes saying: "Guess who?"

Tells you to stay out of trouble when he's gone even though anything you do will never amount to the shit he does when he's working.

✧ Shikanoin Heizou

Kicks your feet under the table like he's a damn child.

Anytime he does something he expects a kiss as a reward.

He could literally open a jar you couldn't open and expect a big kiss and cuddles.

If you ask him to make you coffee he'll definitely make it!

You just won't get it unless you get up yourself because you only asked him to make it not bring it.

But if you ask him next time to bring the coffee he'll bring the whole ass coffee pot bc you didn't ask for it in a cup.

Will blame you for him waking up late on a work day when he's the one staying up late to work on cases.

Gets genuinely offended when you tell him no fried food bc it's not good for him.

He does a ">:(" and gives you one-worded responses for an hour.

He's not mad he's just the biggest tease to exist on Teyvat.

Start getting actually upset and he actually feels so bad and does anything to make it up to you.

✧ Kaedehara Kazuha

Comes up behind you without making a sound says "Hi." and scares the living daylights out of you.

If you catch him doing smth he'll use such poetic words you can't even understand to get out of the situation.

Starts spitting poetry out of nowhere.

It could be dead silent between the two of you and he gives you a romantic poem.

If he's cooking he will put food you do not like in there but hide it so well it tastes good to you.

While you're eating he'll stare at you like 🙂

Then you realized you fell victim to eating smth like brussel sprouts again.

If you're working he'll deadass show up in your office or smth.

Like how??

No notification from your coworkers and you js look up he's there.

Kazuha 10/10 horror movie killer material, silent footsteps, appears out of nowhere, unsuspecting, and has a sharp weapon

He knows so many cats like wtf

A cat comes up to him he pets it and says "Hi, cat name." AND DOES IT W SO MANY CATS??

✧ Kaeya

Okay I know I called Heizou the biggest tease but I changed my mind.

If Heizou is the king of teasing Kaeya is the all knowing, all powerful, all mighty god of teasing.

Flirts with you at the most random times.

Could be fighting some monsters he decides its the best time to try a new pick up line.

And it's always the best one's too, but he decides to save the horrendous ones for completely normal times.

He has no life.

With no cavalry to captain he can't be the cavalry captain so with nothing to do most of the time he's glued to your hip.

He'll play with your hair in front of someone no matter how many times you smack his hand away.

Claims he needs some random article of clothing on him fixed just so he can have your attention.

Y'know that thing where you bump your hip on someone to make them trip/fall over?

He does that.

If you stumble he'll act like he did nothing and turn the other way.

If you fall and it's hilarious he'll laugh before helping you up.

But if you fall and hurt yourself he'll actually feel bad and help you up and make sure you're okay. He's at your beck and call for the rest of the day.

He needs attention.

It's like taking care of a big cat.

✧ Venti

Also does the hip bump thing.

If you go to find him after he does some drinking he could be in the most random ass position ever.

Laying back down legs up against a building.

Passed out on some hay in a crate.

Sleeping under a bench.

You can't even be surprised anymore.

His feet are actually icebergs.

When he takes off them stocking things he puts his feet on you and your body temperature decreases by 20 degrees.

Styles his hair and yours in the most random ways.

If you wear makeup he took it once and ended up looking like a barbie doll got into a street fight and lost.

Sings you songs about the most random shit.

He turned milk and cookies into a song.

Meowing back at cats is normal.

But he barks back at dogs and really puts the enthusiasm in it..

✧ Kaveh

Plays with his food.

Moves it around on his plate to form shapes before he actually eats it.

Sometimes is drinking while he draws things and was painting once and ended up drinking the paint water on accident.

He spat it out and started rubbing his tongue while you and Al haitham were like 🤨

Thought all he loses are his keys?

Nah everything he's touched has been lost at least once.

He's still looking for some things that vanished into thin air.

He sometimes talks in his sleep.

Mostly about you, cats, dogs, and food.

He's actually so knowledgeable on beauty products??

You could be buying something for skin care and he snatches it and says "No."

"Don't buy this..." and yaps on for a good minute.

Then he'll go and pick up smth else for you and buy it for you and you're js left there shocked.

✧ Arataki Itto

This man is the epitome of silly.

He also cant whisper for shit.

Do NOT shit talk someone to him all of Inazuma will know within 30 minutes.

He has so many spare combs.

A backup comb for his comb a back-backup comb for the backup comb a back-back-backup comb for the back-backup comb and so on...

Don't give him hot sauce. Just don't.

Do NOT mess up his hair. He'll be ":(" the entire day.

He knows about lots of good food.

Can he cook any of this good food?

Hell no.

If you cook him anything he'll be so happy and eats every last crumb, would probably eat the plate to get all the macromolecules of the food.

(If he even knew what a macromolecule is)

If you make him something it's treasured forever and the only fingerprints on it are yours and his.

Definitely owns a diary somewhere.

-Stxxry

[buuniebaby]

the way I KNOW hamzah has a size kink likeee the way he talks there’s just no way he doesn’t…👀

SIZE KINK HEADCANONS 🎀

> aka me rambling in my notes app on the plane

- after an intense reddit search in my uber and looking thru some old 4freakshow stuff ive come to the conclusion that he’s somewhere between 5’10 and 5’11… 😮‍💨 as a 5’1 girl im drooling.

- hamzah looves your wrists and ankles because they’re just so tiny. he loves the way he can fit his whole hand around your little wrist when he’s pinning you down to the bed, or wrap his hands around one of your ankles when you’re folded in half and he’s destroying you.

- big ass hands. omg. loves doing that thing where he compares hand sizes because you’re just so fucking SMALLLL

- his hands are always on you. alwayss. whether they’re wrapped around your wrist, holding your petite hands, gripping your waist, or wrapped around your throat.. he always wants to be touching you !

- he has NICEEEE thighs and they’re bigg. u like laying on them and using them as pillows.. or as a seat to grind on and get yourself off 🤗

- even his dick is proportional to his size like wtf 😭 i know it’s long ANDD girthy. omg

- that man is fit. he goes to the gym, eats pretty well.. he’s strong, and he uses it to his advantage.

- always bending you around, manhandling you into whatever position he feels like, picking you up and carrying you, etc. he can pick you up so easily.. you’re like a lil doll to him !!

- puts his hands on your head to guide you when you suck him off. 🫶 i fear he is a lil bit of a head pusher.. but that’s not his fault !! he’s just soo big and strong he can’t help it.

- doing that trend where you step on his shoes 😓😓 ugh i need him

wish pinterest had more poc couple pics.. but do u see the vision

[starsinscript]

⋆𐙚₊˚⊹♡ you're the risk, i'm gonna take it! ; p!op81 & ls2, r!ln4

summary ; your latest tiktok reveals your friendship with oscar and logan, and a certain individual is interested in you

tiktok ; yourusername

🎵 RISK CLIP - Y/N L/N

yourusername anyways...my new song 'risk' comes out tomorrow :))

[video description: you're filming your outfit for the day, mouthing along to the lyrics. you turn your head as you hear laughter to your right. oscar comes out of the bathroom, laughing at you. "cut it out!" you groan, pouting at him. "logan, you seeing this?" oscar teases, and logan looks up from his phone, where he's laying on your bed. "oh of course, looking silly y/n/n." logan would never miss a chance to tease you. you pout at your phone, the song ending and right before the video ends there's a clip of logan and oscar's loud laughter.]

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username Y/N, LOGAN AND OSCAR IN THE SAME ROOM? THEY KNOW EACH OTHER? WHAT IS GOING ON

username I SCREECHED

username my top three in a room together 😩

-> username dream foursome

-> yourusername ...guys we've talked abt this...

-> username NO Y/N I'M SORRY

username GUYS DID NO ONE SEE THE CAPTION??

-> username IKR like why do you care abt the random guys in her room? RISK TMRW!!!!

-> username THEY'RE NOT RANDOM 😭 they're famous f1 drivers 😔

oscarpiastri cute top y/n!

-> yourusername ...right

-> username WHO IS THIS MAN

-> username username IT'S THE GUY FROM THE VIDEO!!!

logansargeant nice song y/n!

-> yourusername wtf are you two planning...

-> logansargeant NOTHING? we're being supportive!!

-> yourusername if i find a fake spider in my bed i will kill both of you

-> oscarpiastri oh!

-> username best friend goals 😍

-> yourusername NO username they've tortured me since i was eight don't listen to them

-> username HELLO?

username this comment section is in shambles...oscar and logan are planning something, y/n just said risk is dropping tmrw and apparently no one noticed and she's been friends with these two guys since she was EIGHT? what is going onnn 😭🙏

landonorris can't wait to listen y/n!

-> yourpriv HELLO??? oscarpriv loganpriv EXPLAIN YOURSELVES

-> yourpriv I CAN SEE YOU ON TIKTOK GET OVER HERE

username SHE KNOWS LANDO TOO??

youtube ; mclaren

mclaren fan asked questions: get to know oscar and lando!

[most viewed clip: "top song, right now." oscar reads out, looking at lando with a knowing look. lando giggles, looking at oscar. "i think we have the same answer," he says, and oscar laughs. "really?" lando smirks, "3...2...1..." "risk, by y/n," they say at the same time, breaking down into laughter.]

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username LANDOS A Y/N STAN CONFIRMED

-> username it's so cute that he's supporting oscar's friend 💖

-> username 'oscar's friend' YOU MEAN Y/N L/N? 3 TIME GRAMMY AWARD WINNER? 🤨

username SCREECHED!! oscar is so supportive i can just tell

yourusername my boy 🧡

-> username IS SHE DATING LANDO???

-> username ...she's been friends with oscar since she was eight babe

-> username are they dating?

-> username oscar's dating lily...

username lando's little smile after calming down...his giggles thinking about his 'top song rn'...something has awakened inside me

-> username ??

-> username i fear i might have to ship y/n and lando

username lando's so cute 🥹🥹

-> username the fact that he listened to y/n's song because of her being friends with oscar is adorable

texts ; y/n's manager -> y/n

manager 💍willams has offered you a pass to logan's garage for the monaco grand prix if you're willing

y/n WHAT!!!! COUNT ME IN!!

manager 💍just told them, scheduling flights right now

y/n I LOVE YOU

texts ; y/n -> logan & oscar (mama piastri stans)

y/n HEHEHEHEHE

oscar oh god

oscar did lando finally message you?

y/n SHUSH

y/n logan...pspspsps

logan are you trying to summon me?

y/n YES AND GUESS WHAT

oscar chicken butt

y/n are you logan? no? so then SHUSH

y/n LOGAN IM GONNA BE IN YOUR GARAGE FOR MONACO!!!

logan ☹️☹️ i love you

oscar not mine?

y/n don't you have a home race to find?

y/n besides i can't be in the same area as LANDO that's scary guys

logan didn't you stalk his instagram? read his wiki page? write and publish a song about him?

y/n DO YOU WANT ME TO COME?

logan yes can't wait 💙

y/n oscar you could learn to be nice from logan he's pretty cool

oscar i was gonna ask if you want to stay in my MONACO APARTMENT but never mind

oscar has been removed from mama piastri stans by y/n

instagram ; yourusername

yourusername from the morning to night, love you monaco 💙

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oscarpiastri view is pretty nice, no?

-> yourusername i picked out the apartment for you?? because you were too confused??? WDYM

-> oscarpiastri sometimes it's hard to pick...god

-> username is this oscar FLIRTING

-> yourusername GROSS WHAT

-> username i'm sorry for offending you ms. l/n i was just curious forgive me 😭🙏

username ARE WE GETTING Y/N'S FIRST PADDOCK APPEARANCE?

-> username she was a grid kid with oscar so technically no...but realistically yes

-> username how do you know that 😭

-> username i found a photo of them together on mama piastri's twitter

username day 13 of asking y/n who risk is about ☹️

username you look so gorg!!

logansargeant pretty boats...

-> yourusername haha...i know right...

-> oscarpiastri STOP MOCKING ME

-> username friends who mock together stay together 🤝

username squealing because yn might be going to the race and maybe we'll finally get y/nlando content

-> loganpriv THEY HAVE A SHIP NAME? 💀

-> oscarpriv THEY HAVEN'T EVEN MET YET HOLY SHIT

-> username crying because lando seems like such a big fan 😭 he even posted a photo with her song :(((

landonorris pretty pics y/n!

-> yourusername haha thank you!

-> yourpriv why is she so awkward. EWWW

-> oscarpriv WHY SEND IT THEN?

-> yourpriv SHE COULDN'T LEAVE HIM HANGING ☹️

-> username no yourpriv is so right. like she's being shipped with him, he's teammates with her bff like she can't just not respond

-> yourpriv OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU

instagram ; landonorris has added to their story!

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yourusername the volume being so low is a crime 😭

yourusername oh my god that sounds so mean i'm so sorry

-> landonorris it's okay 😭 i was talking to someone so i had to be able to hear them haha

yourusername glad you like the song though! means a lot 🧡

-> landonorris are you gonna be in the mclaren garage this weekend?

yourusername no, williams actually but i'm sure i could visit!

-> landonorris i could show you around if you'd like?

yourusername i'll add you to my schedule 😁

texts ; y/n -> logan & oscar (mama piastri stans)

y/n has added oscar to mama piastri stans

y/n GUYS WEILSFZHBESHD

oscar oh no

oscar did you finally do it?

y/n YESKJGRSD

y/n he wants to show me around the paddock oh my god i'm gonna die

logan i thought that was my job?

y/n IM SORRY i can cancel if you want?

logan 🙄 it's alright y/n/n, go spend time with your boy

y/n JOWJEFSD IM GONNA DIE

real life ; may 26th, 2024

you walk into the paddock, adjusting the sleeves of your dress. you look down at your phone for a second, debating the choice of dming lando to see if he's free. you run into someone, startling back, your phone face down on the ground. "shit, i'm sorry," it's that accent, the one you've heard tagged along to oscar's. sweet and soothing. lando. you laugh awkwardly, quickly grabbing your phone so he doesn't see it opened to your dms with him. "it's alright," you murmur, and he seems to finally realize who you are. his eyes go wide and he grins.

"it's nice to finally meet you, y/n." the way he says your name makes you want to melt to the floor. you take a subtle breath in, composing yourself. "yeah, it's nice to meet you too, lando. i was hoping to wish oscar good luck before heading off to williams. do you think you could sneak me in?" you ramble, fidgeting with your phone. lando chuckles.

"didn't peg you for the rebellious type," he teases, but his hand gently closes around your wrist. he navigates you through the crowd, his warm touch making your brain spin. "oh, well. gotta support the best friends, you know?" you laugh, body burning and it's not just the heat.

"nah, i get it. so you've known oscar for a long time, huh?" he asks, spiraling into a conversation of the stupidest things you and logan have gotten oscar to do. you're comfortable, albeit a little flustered as you finally find oscar in the mclaren garage. his eyes widen as he sees you, but a little smirk grows on his face when he sees who you're with.

"finally found your risk?" he teases as he pulls you into a hug, and you ignore the question in favor of wishing him good luck. "good luck, oz." you smile, pinching his cheek like the very first time you did it. "pinch for good luck," he says, like tradition. you copy him with a little smile.

you step back, giving him a little wave before getting ready to leave. you look at lando, who has a cheeky smile on his face. "so i'm your 'risk'?" he teases and your face burns as your eyes widen comically. "you heard that?" you gasp and lando laughs.

"it's flattering, really. don't worry." he grins, and you roll your eyes. "i wrote a whole song about you, i was hoping we would've gone out before you discovered that." you comment, not realizing the words you've said until lando's cheeks flush a bit.

"i can take you out later if you'd like? i know a good pasta place." he smirks. "yeah, sounds great! bye!" you squeak, leaving the mclaren garage and practically running to williams.

instagram ; yourusername

🎵 RISK - Y/N L/N

yourusername monaco at night 💐

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oscarpiastri why is he touching the pasta with his hands?

-> yourusername i've fallen for a man child and you didn't warn me?

-> oscarpiastri I DID???

-> username ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT LANDO?

-> username i love how we all collectively saw 'man child' and thought lando

oscarpiastri i love that he's keeping a respectful distance from you

-> yourusername WHY ARE YOU SO WEIRD

-> yourusername i could send you worse if you want?

-> oscarpiastri NO THANKS keep that shit to yourself 🙏

username IS THIS THE RISK MAN

username the umbrella pic 🥹 oh i wanna cry

logansargeant threw up in my mouth

-> logansargeant sorry didn't mean to say that out loud

-> yourusername YEARS of making fun of me for my songs abt yearning and now you're both being mean wow ☹️☹️

-> oscarpiastri we love you don't worry 💐

-> yourusername i expect gifts in money and jewelry

-> logansargeant 🫡

-> oscarpiastri 🫡

username what if i cried i bet she's so happy right now

-> username and the boys seem to be happy for her 🥹

-> username ngl wish he was lando tho...they'd be so cute together

landonorris looks nice :)

-> username NO RESPONSE?

-> username oh i'm crying i need them together

-> username the startling realization that he is not LANDO NOOO

notes does this count as a cliffhanger? idk. i need to work on formatting but i hope you all enjoyed 💐

[wintrala]

the fact that armand let louis, madeline and claudia be kidnapped so they could be tortured and subjected to the whims of a bunch of theater kids for killing the worst bisexual in history, one of which had literally nothing to do with the murder, is CRAZY. the fact that louis had to watch as his newly made fledging and daughter/sister being murdered by the worst vampire coven ever, only to have his lover watching from the sidelines knowing damn well he could've stopped this, is CRAZY. but the fact that louis de pointe du lac still stayed with armand for another 77 yrs after all of this is INSANE. don't fucking play with me wtf is going on

[whoblewboobear]

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[fanaticsnail]

Kissing booth Crocodile ♡♡♡. Have you seen those "mob wife" aesthetic tiktoks? Because I feel like it just screams Crocodile.

The Sir and Madame Crocodile.

Everyone knows not to mess with the two of them. Anyone who tries is either insane or has a death wish. Because even if you don't know what this couple has done (unlikely) who's going to mess with someone named Crocodile?

The Madame Crocodile, who always sits in on guild meetings. She may not say much, but her spot on the former warlord's lap speaks volumes. And don't underestimate her, because no one misses the way she'll whisper in her husband's ear just a few moments before he brings up a damning point.

The Sir Crocodile, who is known for his protectiveness. His wife may be able to take care of herself, but that won't stop him. If someone so much as breathes at her wrong, he needs to be all but held back.

The Madame Crocodile who loves unconditionally. Her husband is her love and she doesn't know what she'd do without him. They live dangerous lives and it can take a toll. She has been know to pluck her husband's cigars from him and take occasional stressed smoke, every time met with a hand running along her back, rubbing in a soothing motion.

The Sir Crocodile who loves fiercely. His wife has stood with him through thick and thin. He'd place the world at her feet, if she were to ask. He thinks this as they lay in bet at night, head resting on her stomach as her fingers card through his hair.

The Sir and Madame Crocodile, who would brave all the dangers of this world of pirates and marines if it meant loving eachother for the rest of time.

Oh god, oh my god, I am so sorry for this. This was just going to be that first paragraph, I swear. This wasn't supposed to happen, how did I get here? I feel like I just blacked out and now I'm here wtf. Send help, is this what fic writing feels like?

-♡♡ lots of love

I used to be on tiktok all the time, I have been meaning to go back to it. Here is the aesthetic I pictured immediately 😌

And I made them a playlist too 🖤

Behold: The Reptile's Mob Wife

Honestly, I was keeping this in my ask box because I loved it so much and wanted to get the aesthetic down right, and I have a feeling @indydonuts might want to have a look at this little prompt you've sent. The way her Crocodile has me in a chokehold 🫠.

Indy's Masterlist is here - Her Mob-Wife fic for Crocodile is You Give Me Fever, and the Crocodile "Dress Code" (18+) fic is where I just immediately swooned for the hulking man.

♡♡ Anon, I love you. You have such beautiful ideas and I appreciate them all. Please never stop sending them to me so I can appreciate each prompt you throw my way - big or small. You're exceptional, and yes, this is exactly what fic writing feels like 🖤🖤🖤

[adlery]

CAUGHT YOU!

WINDBREAKER : HAYATO SUO X BIKER READER

→ When he caught you're joining street racing

→ Note: Fluff, a bit angst, reader join illegal street racing, GN!reader, OOC MAYBE???, love foolish reader

→ Tw: none (cringe)

→ Adlery's speaking: My boy is so divine🧎 but wtf is this... it's so bad (crying with my 2:00 am writing💀) suddenly got this idea HFSJKDKS... If I missed something on note, do tell me! LUVYUU BYEISS

- you and Suo have been dating for months now, obviously he knows you owned a classic Kawasaki motorcycle ever since you came up on the date riding it for the first time.

- he's really interested and even asked a lot about the vehicle. Who gave you? How did you get? Do you always ride it? Man even joke to be your passenger princess

"Perhaps, I could be your passenger princess from now on, Y/n-chan", he gave you the carefree smile. And you, someone who heads over heels for him, already taking it seriously.

- of course you offered him a few of time a ride to school or basically a couple of late night drives when both of you're free.

- You even let him drive and fortunately it went well (it's Suo we are talking about. He's trusted)

- sometimes, you stop by near the beach as you spend time with him in peaceful silence while sitting on the motorcycle seat

- But lately, he noticed that you've been looking a bit worn out at school and sometimes skip a patrol (with permission)

- as your boyfriend, the suspicion grows more when he notices your knee has a bandage and some bruises when he is secretly peeking through the door of the classroom while you're alone, treating those with ointment.

- Suo once, ask you about it but you simply reassure him with a bad excuse like you accidentally hit your knees on the table, bla bla bla... He didn't buy it obviously but he just nodded and said he trusts you

- hell no, he's not dumb so he thought to waits for the right time to ask you again and seek the truth

- But the universe loves him, so he gets the answer beforehand

- This happened when Umemiya informed the first year to watch the town near the night since a fight will happen and once again, you're not coming as you told umemiya you're sick, so your boyfriend is a little relieved to know you're taking a rest

- after settling down, he finally decided to pay a visit to your house and try to call to inform you that he will come but it was declined. Strange.

"Declined.. huh", the suspicious came back to him as he plastered an unreadable face. Kiryu who noticed his change reassured the male that maybe you don't want to be disturbed or need some time

- Then they walk away from the place, following Tsugeura who is hungry after the small fight, which leads them to the sidewalk of the main street to go to the restaurant.

The atmosphere is full with the group voices but Suo, until Sakura spoke up to him, "Oi, you seemed less talking today", he raised his eyebrows, a small blush rising on his cheek due to embarrassment after the question he's worried:(. The eye patch male glances at him, giving the reassurance smile, "Nothing, just worried about my lover, they are sick right now so I thought maybe I should buy them a medicine after this"

- But suddenly, various motorcycle noises come from the street when a race is about to begin not too far from them.

"What the hell, making noises at night, disturbed the people", Nirei pointing out with annoyed while the others shows agreement with his words

- Suo is an observing guy, of course he's not leaving his eyes towards the group of bikers due to his bad feeling and that's until his eyes suddenly darted on a familiar vehicle... The colour, the sticker he knows that you had shown him you bought, the similar helmet colour and literally the figure of the biker... It's you.

- Now his curiosity answered, he's not amused nor happy about it as he stopped on his track, making the first year's stop and facing their way at him.

"Suo-san, you good?", Nirei sweatdrop as Sakura noticed the strange feeling came from Suo, "Oi, what are you looking at?" This makes the male break the silence and smile at them, unfortunately his smile does not reach this time, "Eh nothing..."

- You are doomed

- the next day you went to school, extremely exhausted but it was worth the shot last night that you won the bet and conquered the race

- and there he is, looking at you from across the corner of the classroom, he wants you to talk, to tell him all of it, right now.

- he approached you with his usual close eyes smile but his tone is off

"Good morning, Dear", his sweet voice sending you shiver, it's not like he's not used to talking like this before but you know something is wrong, so you just smile back at him, trying to mask the exhaustion facial.

"Morning, Suo-kun. Umm...about last night...I'm sorry I declined your call...i- was a bit sic- Woah!" not before you finish your words, he pulled you out of the class as your eyes widened, "Hey- Suo... Wait" he brings you to the stair that is empty from other students and finally let go of your hand. His arms crossed, you know he wants you to speak so you are guiltily looking down, "Hmm... Dear, I suppose you have something to explain about last night" he took your chin and tilted it up to face him, you gulped and had the nerve to give him a sheepish smile "Um... Well... I guess... You caught me"

He sighs, he doesn't want to make the issue big, so his tone is turning more soft and gentle, "I did... Why did you join that?", you can't help but break the eyes contact from him, trying to put the sentence, "I... I'm sorry... But it's one of my likings.... No other reason indeed", again, he sigh and shook his head left to right, "You hurt yourself the other day, Dear", this instantly making your head turn up to him, "Oh! That... Let me be honest... It was an accident and no worries..haha" You give him an embarrassment chuckled, "Just a little fell", your voice turns ghostly at the end.

- He finally accepted it, that's your choice but as your lover, he, always puts a note on you to be careful, and not too carried away with the race (you take it with an open heart:D)

- After that, You show him the wound and he gives a proper treatment and change your bandage, plus with a sweet gift of sarcasm remarks

- ever since that day, you're willingly skip some of the race if Suo tells you not to because he needs your help- or it just an excuse for you not to go there again

- when you want to have a race, he texts you to come over to try some of his brand new tea or anything else. When you were about to go out at the specific time before the race, he called you to help him patrol the town and what do you do? Clearly, You obeyed and passed the race because he's your priority.

"Ah Dear, the brand new tea I bought has arrived, come here please", without wasting your time, "Coming!" , the guy next to your vehicle is dumbfounded seeing you leave the way about to started race without any words, yeah... Suo is the cause.

- When you can't come to spend time with him, He playfully used the chance and recapping how you abandoned him only for the race before (he's joking) so the results he will hear his house bell ring and you are standing there Infront of him after the door open

"Ah you come" a big fat grin drew on his face as you roll your eyes, "That's not fair, you always used those mistakes to make me feel guilty!", he then abruptly connected his lips on yours resulting in you to follow along, you sigh after the kiss break, "Well don't blame me, I want to spend time with my lovely dear. Isn't that sweet" He put a close eyes smile, making you chuckled lightly, "I'm not blaming you then"

- You both then went inside and had alone time together<3

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[theodorenmyth]

I feel like if mattheo had a partner who literally has the most cutest sad pout…that boy would flip and turn soft for them. It’s giving princess/prince treatment on how adorable they are. Mattheo would easily go from feral to “aw baby are you okay🙁” and other would be like “🤨wtf?”

　　　Feral to Tender

Pairings : Mattheo Riddle x M! Reader Summary : You find Mattheo Riddle storming through the corridors of Hogwarts, his rage palpable and intimidating. With your signature sad pout and unwavering love, you manage to calm his tempestuous heart, revealing the tender side that only you can bring out. As the two of you seek solace in each other’s arms, you realize that your love can weather any storm, transforming ferocity into gentleness, and fear into unwavering support. This is the story of how you, the one person capable of taming the wild Mattheo Riddle, become his anchor and his safe haven. A/n : Enjoy (⁠・⁠∀⁠・⁠) Warnings) : Nothing! Word count : 1.4k+

The storm raging outside Hogwarts mirrored the ferocity within Mattheo Riddle. He stormed through the corridors, dark eyes blazing with anger and fists clenched tight. The whispers and worried glances from students did nothing to alleviate his fury. His reputation for being feral and untamed was well-known, and no one dared to cross his path when he was in such a mood.

Except for you.

You had been waiting for him outside the Great Hall, hoping to catch him before he did something reckless. When you saw him, your heart sank at the sight of his clenched jaw and tense shoulders. Mattheo Riddle was a force of nature, and when his temper flared, it could be terrifying. But you knew how to calm him down.

"Mattheo" you called softly, stepping into his path. He barely glanced at you, his eyes still ablaze with anger.

"Not now," he growled, attempting to push past you.

You stood your ground, your hands reaching out to gently grasp his arm. "Please, Mattheo, just talk to me."

He stopped then, finally looking at you. His eyes, which were dark and wild just moments ago, softened slightly at the sight of your pleading expression. You knew the power your pout held over him; it was a secret weapon of sorts. Your lips curved into the cutest sad pout hes ever seen, eyes wide and shimmering with unshed tears.

Instantly, the ferocity in Mattheo’s gaze melted away, replaced by concern. His hands unclenched and he cupped your face tenderly, his thumbs brushing away the tears threatening to spill.

"Aw, baby, are you okay?" he asked, his voice a stark contrast to the growl from moments before. The students nearby exchanged bewildered glances, their confusion palpable.

You nodded slightly, leaning into his touch. "I just… I hate seeing you like this, Mattheo. It scares me."

His expression softened even further, and he pulled you into his arms, holding you close. "I'm sorry, love. I didn't mean to scare you. It's just… some people are so infuriating."

You buried your face in his chest, inhaling the familiar scent of him. "I know, but you don't have to fight every battle alone. Let me help you."

He sighed, pressing a kiss to the top of your head. "You're too good for me, you know that?"

You pulled back slightly to look up at him, your pout turning into a small smile. "Maybe, but you're stuck with me."

Mattheo chuckled softly, the sound a soothing balm to your nerves. "I wouldn't have it any other way."

The transformation in Mattheo's demeanor was always startling to those who witnessed it. One moment he was a storm, raging and uncontrollable, and the next he was gentle and caring, all because of you. It was like you held the key to his softer side, a side that was usually hidden from the world.

As the two of you stood there, wrapped in each other's arms, the whispers grew louder. You could hear the astonished murmurs of your classmates.

"Did you see that? He was so mad, and then he just… melted."

"I've never seen Mattheo Riddle act like that before. Who is that guy?"

"How does he do it?"

You ignored them, focusing solely on Mattheo. He was the only thing that mattered to you in that moment. His hands stroked your back soothingly, and you felt the tension slowly leave your body.

"Come on," he murmured, "let's get out of here."

You nodded, allowing him to lead you away from the curious eyes of your classmates. He took you to one of your favorite spots in the castle, a secluded alcove by the library where you could be alone.

─ ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ ──── ♡ ─── ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ ──

Once you were there, Mattheo sat down, pulling you into his lap. You snuggled against him, feeling safe and protected.

"Thank you," he whispered, his lips brushing your ear. "You always know how to calm me down."

You smiled, turning your head to press a kiss to his jaw. "That's because I love you, Mattheo. And I hate seeing you upset."

He tightened his arms around you, his eyes filled with adoration. "I love you too. More than anything."

The two of you sat there in comfortable silence, the storm outside forgotten. In that moment, it was just the two of you, wrapped up in each other. Mattheo's earlier anger seemed like a distant memory, replaced by the warmth of your love.

As you rested your head on his shoulder, you couldn't help but feel a sense of pride. You had managed to tame the wild heart of Mattheo Riddle, something no one else had been able to do. And in return, he treated you like royalty, his feral nature giving way to a gentle and caring lover.

Suddenly, you remembered an incident from earlier in the day. “What happened with Pansy?” you asked, looking up at him.

Mattheo sighed, rolling his eyes. “She was being obnoxious, as usual. Making comments about how I should be more like her precious Draco.”

You chuckled softly. “I’m sure you handled it with your usual grace and diplomacy.”

“Of course,” he smirked, then grew serious. “But she’s not important. What’s important is that you’re here. You always know how to make everything better.”

You reached up, tracing the line of his jaw with your fingertips. “I just want you to be happy, Mattheo. You deserve that.”

He leaned into your touch, closing his eyes briefly. “I am happy. When I’m with you, everything feels right.”

A comfortable silence enveloped you both once more, the only sounds being the soft patter of rain against the windows and the distant murmur of students in the library.

“I’ve been thinking,” Mattheo said suddenly, breaking the silence. “Maybe we should get away for a while. Just you and me. Somewhere we can be alone.”

Your eyes lit up at the suggestion. “Really? Where would we go?”

“Anywhere you want,” he replied, his eyes softening as he looked at you. “A place where we don’t have to worry about anything or anyone. Just us.”

“That sounds perfect,” you murmured, leaning in to kiss him gently.

He smiled against your lips. “It is perfect. Because you’re perfect.”

You laughed softly, resting your forehead against his. “You’re such a sap.”

“Only for you,” he replied, his tone serious. “Only for you.”

─ ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ ──── ♡ ─── ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ ──

The rest of the evening passed in a blissful haze. Mattheo held you close, his fingers tracing idle patterns on your back as you talked about everything and nothing. He told you stories of his childhood, of the pressures he faced, and you shared your own dreams and fears.

Eventually, the storm outside began to abate, and the castle grew quieter as students retired to their dormitories. Mattheo reluctantly stood, pulling you up with him.

“We should get back,” he said, though his eyes showed his reluctance. “We don’t want to get caught out after curfew.”

You nodded, though you too wished the night didn’t have to end. “Alright. But promise me we’ll have more nights like this.”

“Always,” he vowed, pulling you in for one last kiss. “I promise.”

Hand in hand, you made your way back to the Slytherin common room. The corridors were deserted, and the flickering torchlight cast long shadows on the stone walls. Mattheo’s grip on your hand was firm and reassuring, a silent promise that he would always be there for you.

As you reached the entrance to the common room, he paused, turning to look at you. “Thank you for tonight,” he said softly. “I don’t know what I’d do without you.”

“You’ll never have to find out,” you replied, squeezing his hand. “I’m not going anywhere.”

He smiled, a rare, genuine smile that made your heart swell. “Good. Because I need you.”

With a whispered password, the entrance to the common room opened, and you both slipped inside. The room was dimly lit, with only a few students still lingering by the fire. Mattheo led you to a quiet corner, where he pulled you into his arms once more.

“Let’s stay here for a while,” he murmured. “I’m not ready to let you go just yet.”

You nodded, resting your head against his chest. “Me neither.”

And so you stayed, wrapped up in each other, oblivious to the rest of the world. In Mattheo’s arms, you felt safe and cherished, knowing that no matter what challenges lay ahead, you would face them together.

[wickjump]

I think a ship that isn't talked about much is Fresh x Ink.

For me, they have a lot of potential to have a platonic or queerplatonic relationship (or a romantic relationship, it's up to you-)

Like, they themselves have some visible similarities, like: their energetic personality, they have difficulties in certain subjects, they both like to travel around Australia, they both like to make fun of Error from time to time-

One of these main similarities is their difficulty in feeling and expressing emotions.

Ink is a being without a soul, but can feel emotions through its vials.

Even though he is not able to feel emotions without the vials, he tries as much as possible to continue with it, showing that, despite the problems he has with emotions, especially understanding them, he remains standing, protecting alternative universes, as he cares about them and their creators (I don't know much about Ink, sorry if I said something wrong about him-).

Fresh is a parasite who has difficulty feeling emotions, so much so that, from what I've seen, he has a panic attack when he starts to feel something.

In other words, he has difficulty understanding them to the point where he would be lost.

And that's why I see them having a close relationship, because together they are beings who don't understand emotions, but as long as they stay together, they would be able to understand them.

I think they would be so, SO cute together!

They would be an energetic couple who like to have fun and go on various silly adventures across the multiverse.

I imagine them making fun of Error together, Fresh teaching Ink his strange slang, them learning emotions...

And well, since Fresh, canonically, kisses people because he thinks it's a cool act of friendship...he would shower Ink with kisses.

Man...I feel like I'm becoming obsessed with this ship-

WTF YOU LITERALLY SAID EVERYTHING I WAS GOING TO SAY. WHAT COMMENTARY DO I GIVE NOW. ANYTHING I SAY HERE IS GONNA BE SO LAME YOU WORDED ERVRYTHING SO COOL….

ive always sorta liked them though i hardly focus on them compared to others but MAN now that you bring it up im also starting to really like them

they’re so cool!!!and brightly colored together,,, so many colors!!!!! they’ve both got so many similarities in their stories yet they’re still so different in so many ways and it’s just. god. they go about the same issues in varying ways and i think that gives them wild compatibility.

theyd be so fun together god. and they can explore the multiverse together!!! AND AND they’re both so complex in a way that’s often overlooked too i think they could have some surprisingly deep conversations,,,!!!! man they’re just cool

also they’re both ace sooooo (ace4ace my beloved). they r so qpr,,

[nthflower]

Arcades Latin quirk is so funny to me.

Like some characters being fluent in Latin and adding Latin to daily life talk for no big reason is cool and sexy concept no problems with that.

But considering the same character lives in a world where there is a huge slaver army who happens to be Roman LARPers and use Latin for everything and terrorising the area for 30ish years and there is also an upcoming war with them it becomes hilarious.

Like wtf are you doing babe average wastelander does not even know what America is anymore and he starts quoting some random Roman soldier on Latin or something out of nowhere.

And then he makes so much stress people discovering he has enclave origins like objectively chances of someone shooting him because they think he is legionary is very much higher than someone finding out where he was born.

So much stress to keep his name clean but zero effort to do it smh smh.

[intuitive-revelations]

Legend of Ruby Sunday live notes

Obviously spoilers below, recorded as I watched. Definitely gonna watch again though. I think I might do a seperate write up about 'what to take away' because oh my god does this episode throw a lot at you!

"Uncle"!!

We're definitiely getting a UNIT spin-off aren't we? I recognised the soldier guy straight away (tbh, when I first saw the 60th trailers he looked so odd in the shots used I thought he was cgi/deepfaked). If we do get it, I do hope they go for the military vs science conflict like I imagine - he'd be a good 'antagonist' for Kate in that regard.

Ooh... just pointing out the anagram in-universe....huh.

"TARDIS technology." Oh she's doomed this episode, I can feel it coming.

Oh! And we're doing the Susan mention?! Ok?!

AND THAT'S THE END OF THE PRE-TITLES WHAT? WHY?

Must be a redirect, though, surely? 'Susan' is not much to go off. It's silly they're jumping to this straight away in-universe, even with the TARDIS anagram.

"Well, except the obvious." "We'll get him." Is that a Musk slam?

Mel!

"Call me Sue" that's a bit of evidence against. Though if it is somehow Susan, her actually being 'really nice' would be cute.

Ruby Rose besties! Ruby Rose besties!

Hm. If this is somehow Susan, we are so going to dissect that thing about Sue Triad's parents.

Donna mention. :)

Oh my god, I've just realised. The TARDIS is a central part of this mystery, and that's exactly what Mrs Flood claimed to recognise...

Uhh.... what's up with Flood?

"HE WAITS NO MORE."

We're really settling on the Susan thing, huh.

"He never mentioned a granddaughter." Five Doctors fans keep losing.

"If you've got a granddaughter, that means you've got kids." "Well, not quite. Not yet." OMG WE'RE DOING THIS?

(Also...he definitely HAS had kids before - and not just Jenny and Miranda. But wild that we're implying Susan isn't the child of one of them.)

"I bring disaster. What if I go back and ruin her?" Hmm... so far kinda compatible with To the Death?

"Especially the Prime Minister." lol.

"N-dimenionsal time", thanks, I'll absorb that into my interpretation of time, time tracks etc. in the whoniverse.

Mel lost her family. Is that a reference? Doesn't immediately bring something to mind.

I like the way the lights are fading up and down, very TARDIS-y.

Ooh, the VHS-y environment.

"The greatest power of all: memory. Time is remembered. Memory is time." MEMORY TARDIS MEMORY TARDIS.

"What is the memory of a time machine?" No way.

Ok, getting ready for a twist. RTD said where people were is important.

...or not?

The one who waits?!

Well there goes the colonel. No surprise.

Hmm... the description "it's everything" sounds a lot like the Void ship from Doomsday.

"It's the Beast." Not that 'Beast' surely?

"It's so old. It's been waiting. It's been waiting for so long." So those "one"s are the same, confirmed?

"It's the TARDIS" AHHHH.

It's groaning again! "It's made that noise before."

"What if it exists around the TARDIS now and we just can't see it?"

I don't think this is our Susan, but if she somehow is I'm really enjoying her dorkiness.

...that's two "no more" drops so far. Hmm...

"AND I THINK WE CAN SUCCEED" Hello?!

It's woven into the TARDIS? Some sort of parasite maybe? Didn't RTD say something about the splitting in The Giggle being important?

"He has hidden in the Howling Void. He has hidden within the tempest." WAIT I WAS RIGHT?! It's Void related. The Eternals called it the Howling didn't they?!

"All this time, he whispered and delighted and seduced, and the vessel did obey. For none should be more mighty and none should be more wise than the King himself." UHHHHH.

HARRIET F*CKING ARBINGER (and she said she was born for this... of course)

WAIT THAT'S SAXON'S THEME WTF

"I dream of worlds with orange skies." HUH? I guess that could be from Boom, but you know what I'm thinking

"There is the Toymaker: the God of Games. There is Trickster: the God of traps." I f*cking knew it. The 'Pantheon' is the Pantheon of Discord!

"There is Maestro: the God of Music. There is Reprobate: of Spite. There is the Mara, the God of Beasts, and the three-fold deity of malice and mischeif and misery." Ok Mara mention... BUT also, "three-fold" that's deliberate right?! Like the Six-Fold God?

"The mother and father and other of them all."

SUTEKH!

"Did you think I was family, Doctor?" Phew...

And it's Gabriel Woolf voicing him! That's good.

Wait... he also voiced the Beast... huh. What does that mean with the reference this episode?

[bequiteanddriveeee]

IM SO TIRED OF LIVING WITH THIS GLUTTON

(Note cause I’ll have weirdos in the comms maybe, no I don’t feel this way about fat ppl at all it’s just him, yes it is part of me thinking he’s unclean and the hatred for unclean ppl bc of OCD, so I might come across as aggressive, idk I have always felt this way ab unclean ppl and it’s an active self control to keep composure)

BRO I passed out cold for 30mins watching a yt video and drawing, I finally can type this, I had some fruit dw, and finally see that my dad is home, I’ve asked him over and over to tell me when he gets here, and well he doesn’t gaf. He’s so disgusting, he’s watching the mini tv in the kitchen, stuffing his face-literally like no fork just goring himself-with bbq sauce and ground beef that’s in this fucking slop out of a rubber maid carton. It’s all over his basketball shorts, the microwave is open-because he can’t be bothered to close it before he gores himself-and the kitchen is a wreck, I just fucking washed the dishes and cleaned it. He sits their stupidly inches from the screen, in front of the fridge, he doesn’t acklowlage me but open mouth grunts (like not being rude, ITS JUST SOME GROAN) at me, then when I stand there and try to think of how to ask him to please move im still shaking btw, he gets all pissed tells me to get out of HIS kitchen

Whatever he left, at lest he texted me and I cleaned, I hate how selfish he is, he’s an actual pig. He eats my food (beef wasn’t mine but i think he ate my peppers) even when I was a little kid and I wouldn’t be able to eat, without asking he just the embodiment of disgusting. And he dose this a lot he thinks the kitchen is his and when he’s goring we all can’t look at him or be in there and sometimes he gets violent about it.

Then he turns around and yells at me for drinking his Diet Coke bro wtf do u think that’s doing all he eats is meat and Oreo ice cream cakes

To kick you 4n4r3x1c son out of the kitchen who’s shaking and pale, and YOU KNOW has issues to keep eating and watching fucking Hamilton is INSANE

[slugtranslation-hypmic]

Hey Slug! Now that all snippets are out, what are your thoughts so far on the BB songs for the 3rd DRB? I'm especially excited for Ichiro's. It reminds me of Hiphoppia but with less intense dream vision feel and more funky back alley hip hop stuff. Jiro's sounds good too tho!

I love anon asks like this that remind me to go look at the new stuff that comes out... I would never think to do it otherwise. Thank you; it's very sweet of you.

Let's fire up the old YouTube and give them a listen.

Ichirou -- H歴維新 / The H Age Revolution

(Side note about the title: I'm using "revolution" here in a general sense, but this specific wording is evocative of the Meiji Restoration, the political revolution in the late 1800s that ended the regime of the Tokugawa shoguns and "restored" the old social order under the emperor while radically transforming Japanese society as a whole. Here, we should understand that Ichirou is tearing down Chuuouku's reign to usher in a new state of society.)

(Fifteen seconds in) YOOO this goes hard. I like this beat and the vaguely military-esque theme w/ the horns.

(At end of preview) DAMN okay. Give me a sec to get my thoughts in order.

Every time I see the language in these songs, I'm reminded of a video of an NHK presenter guy reading the lyrics of one song and announcing dryly, "They're all very good at kanji."

I love how this is much punchier than Break the Wall. Ichirou seems to be much more of an active agent in it, not just the figurehead leader of a revolution--and I LOVE that. It's great to see Ichirou embracing his individuality and not simply playing into the image of MC BB that others want him to be.

I also love all the callbacks to previous songs, quite literally going back to basics. ペンは剣より偽りがない ("The pen is mightier than the sword, and that's a fact!") goes all the way back to Hypmic's very first song's ペンは剣よりヒプノシスマイク ("The Hypnosis Mic is mightier than the sword")

Can't wait to get the full version and learn the lyrics. Seems like a hella fun song to rap.

Jirou -- Sunshine

(Five seconds in) Getting "This Means War" vibes.

(Fifteen seconds in) Bro what is this autotune... This sounds like the opening of Rhyme Anima season 2.

(Forty-five seconds in) "I'm ready; the wind's pushing me along; I'm flying with the wings Ikebukuro's given me" Hell YES Jirou you get that identity independent of Ichirou

(Fifty seconds in) "I can't shake the past. I take my scars with me off into a future--a future that's still unknown." Yo this is bars. (I'm butchering its lyricism but whatever) I love that Jirou is actually acknowledging his past and his struggles instead of pushing it away. You notice how his comments on the past are always either "Ichirou was so cool" or "Saburou used to be such a cute kid; what happened?" ? It's good to see him finally being honest enough to touch on his hurt feelings.

(End) Hmm... I don't know how I feel about this one at first liston. I really like Jirou's voice actor's singing voice, so I'm kinda not feeling the autotune. On the other hand, his singing voice definitely has more of a sweet/young flavor, and I can see the authors wanting to lean away from that to make him sound more adult. I think my issue is this song sounds... idk, a bit too idol pop rock to my tastes. I don't mean that idol pop rock is a bad thing; it's simply not my personal preference.

Here's a selection of people in the comments having a normal one:

"Wtf he's hot now"

"I'm picturing Jirou going to school the day after this song drops and his friends being like 'EYYY' and he's like 'Aw, you listened to it? Thanks, guys!' Then a bunch of girls swarm him and he deadass has no idea what they're on about it"

"Say it isn't so... Not my sweet baby boy dumbass Jirou... They made him hot af..."

"I feel like a mom watching my widdle Jiro-chan grow up"

Saburou -- 朱夏 / Maturity

(Side note about the title: Japanese borrows some terms for stages of life from ye olde Chinese (<- very technical term) wherein stages of life correspond to colors and seasons. You may know the word "seishun" (blue spring) or have seen blue = youth as a recurring piece of imagery in Japanese media. (BSD's Blue Period, anyone?) "Shuka" (red summer) is the stage that encompasses most of adulthood; it's the summer or prime of a person's life. The word conveys a sense of energy and a greater understanding of the world than in the youthful seishun period. Sounds like the Hypmic authors want to convey that our baby boy is growing up! *sobs into a hankie*)

(Five seconds in) Chill lofi hip-hop beats for studying

(End) Hmm... Musically, I liked the piano as a consistent piece of imagery for Saburou. It was a little too chill for me, but I always say this and always warm up to Hypmic songs over time lol.

Lyrically, I kept thinking throughout the video "This would be easy to translate" because Saburou monologues for most of it haha. Apart from the imagery related to seasons and the BB's heat/energy "firing" him up to reach the hot summer of adulthood, most of the song is surprisingly literal and straightforward. Saburou states in plain terms that he wants to go be his own person (seems to be the running theme of this album), but it's a departure from his usual style of complex imagery and vocabulary. I would guess that's on purpose, as the song opens with "All through my childhood, I could never wait to grow up. I'm a better rapper than Ichirou, but no one ever sees me as anything but an accessory to him. At least I'm better than Jirou in every way-- oh, who am I kidding? Look at me going on like an edgy middle schooler. I'm always smart, collected, calm--but on the inside, I'm NOT okay!" That is, Saburou is purposefully throwing away his attempts to look smart and mature for his age. He's allowing himself to be rough and emotional like any fourteen year old.

Really fun start to an album; can't wait to hear all the songs! Thanks again for sending this ask, anon.

[mattsfavbigtitties]

Tiktoks/ Sturniolo Triplets (Headcanons)

Warnings: Maybe slight subjective if u squint, fluff, mostly platonic, a bit of chris!centric, (different universe for each tho), and sweet Lil Matt again🤪

MASTERLIST TAGLIST

A/n: took a few days🤪 THANKS SO MUCH FOR 80 FOLOWERS CAUSE WTF THANKS MY BOOS😭💋

NICK:

You're parked outside the triplets house waiting fro Nick. You put your phone in the small suction phone holder of your car's window. You start a video on tiktok. "Okay, so i’m picking up Nick to go to this dinner we reserved and when he gets in the car i’m gonna do the ‘kissing my best friend’ trend”

When he gets in the car he says “C’mon girl get going. We needa be there at six,” when you don’t move the car at all. He finally looks up from his phone and notices the phone recording. “Are you making a video right now? Seriously Y/n?” and gave you 'the' look.

“Uh, yeah. I need to tell you something real serious.” You ‘nervously’ place your hands on the center console between you two. Nick draws his face up in confusion and turns off his phone, shoving it in an empty cup holder.

“What is it..? It better not be a joke or something because we really are gonna be late, girl.” He holds up his hands in a defensive pose. You grab onto them and hold them gently in yours. “It’ll be real quick, I promise bae.”

He nods. “Okay, close your eyes.” You demand him. He screws in his lips and closes his eyes after saying “Alrighty.” You turn your face towards the camera with your mouth open in a surprised way then it quickly turns into a sly wide grin. You work quickly, sloshing your lips right on top of him, making him jump in surprise.

He opens his eyes, immediately moving his face away from yours. You lean back into your seat ‘nervously’ looking down and playing with your hands. “Woah, dude.” You can hear in Nick’s voice just how shocked he is.

Once you look up at his face after the thick silence between you two, you burst out laughing. You couldn't take his disgust, visibly uncomfortable face. “OH MY GOD, DUDE.” You cackle loudly and snort a little as you hit both your hands repeatedly against the steering wheel.

Nick just looks concerned for you at this point. “Girl, are you okay like for real?” He talks slowly like he’s speaking to a kid. You finally catch your breath and put a hand on your chest. “Yeah, oh my God that was great.” You reply, shaking your head. “Well, um like, what the fuck was that?” Nick sticks his left hand out in a ‘go on’ way making you get the hint.

“OH. Lmao, bae it’s what the camera was for. It was just a prank, don't worry. I don't like you like that.” You say patting his shoulder comfortingly. He lets out a huge sigh. “Oh my God, that’s great to hear, girl. I wouldn’t know WHAT to say if it was true.” He said with a violent(dramatic) shiver at the end of his sentence.

You grab the phone from the holder and go to end the video, but not without a, “Gosh, your face dude.”

MATT:

You set your phone on the counter left of the stove where Matt was currently mixing the pasta sauce. You smile sneakily into the camera walking behind Matt.

You had previously told him that you wanted to document this beautiful moment. So Matt thought you were filming a sweet tiktok about you guys cooking pasta together. You hug Matt from behind, giving the camera a wink real quick just so he doesn’t get suspicious.

“So guys, we’re making the best pasta ever tonight, can you believe?” You lean your forehead against his shoulder, sneaking your arms around his waist. “Um-actually, I am making it. All. So I don’t know what you're talking about, crackhead.” Matt sassily said back as he slapped your head playfully.

You just hummed in response and swayed you two side to side. You two stayed like that for a few minutes before he had to add the noodles to the sauce, leaving it to simmer in the pan. He turned around after and hugged you tightly, wrapping his arms around your shoulders.

You lifted your head from his body and glanced at the time left on the video. Seeing as it was nearly over with, you decided to make the move before you lost it. You used one of your hands to hold onto Matt’s cheek to bring his face closer.

You notice a small pick up in Matt’s breaths, smiling softly looking into his eyes. You decide to close your eyes so as to not see his facial reaction and just go for it before you back out.

You’ve had a crush on your best friends for about the whole time you’ve been friends for, which would be around five years to this day. Moving your face impossibly closer to his, you go ahead and slowly slot your lips with his plump ones.

After what felt like years you finally feel Matt kissing back and moving to hold a hand to your cheek. He comfortably rubs his thumb back and forth on your cheek while your lips are locked together.

When you guys pull away shortly after, he is so sweet. “What‘s that for?” He furrowed his eyebrows looking away from your eyes, seemingly nervous all of the sudden.

You admired the beauty and gently pushed his head back so your eyes lined up with each other. “Just cause you’re cute.” You replied with a sweet smile on your face.

And the video finally ran out of time cutting the camera off abruptly with Matt’s forming grin.

CHRIS:

You guys are just cuddling on his bed having a nice little hang out. It was all well until you came across a tiktok trend called ‘kissing my best friend’. Shocking Chris as you get up quick from the bed pulling his arm with you.

“Let’s do this tiktok trend I saw babe!” you tell him shaking his arm vigorously. Chris gives you freaked out eyes replying, “Well I might if you let go, you crazy!” You pout releasing his arm in your grip and Chris sigh heavily rubbing his arm in dramatics.

“Show me ma.” he gestures to your phone that’s currently resting hazardously on the floor from when you got up. “OH, yes!” you yell, grabbing the phone and begin explaining the plan.

“Okay so it’s this thing where you kiss your best friend and like see where it goes. BUT, I want to use that as an opportunity to tell everyone we’re dating.” you smile big at your idea you thought of in a short span of time.

Chris looks very thoughtful while looking at the ceiling scratching his head. “I guess if you’re ready babe. And only if you really wanna, okay?” he replies, sending you a small and sweet smile checking if you’re sure you’re ready. You show him an even brighter grin in return saying, “Of course baby. I wanna finally tell everyone you’re taken.” with a small giggle.

“Alright then crazy, what I gotta do?” Chris says, chuckling. “Okay! I’m gonna pretend to tell you how to do a dance thingy and then I'll just kiss you randomly and then we tell them.” you say excitingly, setting up your phone with the recording display on screen against his gaming desk.

Chris slaps your ass once you stand back beside him at a reasonable distance from the desk as the video timer counts down from three. “You ready ma?” he makes sure once more before and you hum a yes, excited for the outcome.

“Hey my besties, Chris kindly applied to be my helper today.” You gesture to the boy giving you crazy eyes with your hands. “Excuse me crazy lady, I think you meant ‘forced’ to help.” He sassed, pointing his finger in your face.

You smack his hand away with a stank face giving him a side eye. “Anyways, this hoe needs to get a grip and focus. So all I need you to do is follow the song and after everything I say you say, ‘yeah glo’, alright?” You grab his phone from on the bed and pull up a video of people doing it.

“Yeah, sure whatever.” Chris playfully rolls his eyes and watches the video you show him. “Okay, hoe! Let’s do this thang bae.” you yell, clapping your hands thrice and set up his phone on video with the song starting, while yours continues to record for the set time of ten minutes.

“Yeah glo!” Chris says loudly, bobbing his head back and forth to the beat with his arms crossed over his chest. “Stomp a lil’ pussy ho with some shell toes.” You try your best to not laugh or smile, trying to keep it serious.

“YEAH GLO!” Chris screams this time, shaking his head side to side with vigor like a rockstar while rocking his hips. You let go of holding in your laughs. “Slappin’ rap bitches and makin’ bail, ho!” you turn your body to face your boyfriends as your voice cracks in between words and makes Chris snort a laugh.

“Yeah glo!” You grab his face quickly and slot your lips onto his with a little force. He kisses back of course and grabs your hips to pull you in closer. You both kiss deeply with a bit of tongue for about a minute before pulling away with big smiles plastered on your faces.

You hug him around the shoulders starting in his lips while he keeps his hands resting on your hips giving the camera a dark, lustful gaze from his hooded eyes. He keeps a slight smirk on his face squeezing your hips to get you to hurry this up.

You hurry to face the camera, heading to pick up both phones and posting chris’ video with the caption ‘We’re dating hoes(insert emoji)’. You hold the phone to your face so it only shows your eyes and forehead.

“We’ve been dating for two months, besties. Heheheh!!” you tell the camera and cut the video, posting the outcome with a ‘Kissing my best friend trend’ taking up the top of the video and no caption needed.

You turn back around to run to Chris, but it seems he couldn’t wait any longer as he was right behind you. You giggled as he gripped your waist again, this time rougher than before, and smashed his lips right onto yours.

And soon your giggles became low moans in your boyfriend's room as he picked you up and tossed you on his bed.

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This is very off topic but I saw someone talking about this on Twitter

How do you think the transformers SEE the fact that random humans start to flatter their vehicle models and start touching them??

Like Jack when he met Arcee for the first time or when GHOST was looking for Bee

Idk but it always seemed SO uncomfortable to me like "Wtf, weird"

well, from the human's perspective, from the people who don't know that this car is a sentient being, it's pretty okay. it's common to see a cool car and have the desire to run your hand along it, just because it looks hella sick and cool. i'm personally a fan of motorcycles, so i get Jack in that moment

it gets weird when people know this guy is very much alive and can feel you touching them, of course it's weird. it's made this way to make you feel sympathetic to the bot who gets touched, especially if it's a bad guy doing the thing, you get a reaction immediately, it's a good plot device

i don't want to go here but there is probably a connection to sa in this scenario from bot's perspective, but i'm way too uneducated to talk about it. to cybertronians it would be a violation of personal space, obviously (thinking of Bee who values his space even with his family)

but otherwise i don't find it weird, i'd do the same thing if i didn't know lmao