#he literally is a angry cat

[bonebabbles]

average day in the tiktok warriors fandom

he's. he's literally described on the page as enjoying the feeling of making cats viciously maul each other. He gets "validation" for his feelings constantly through Gray Wing and his other sycophants kissing his ass, and still maliciously and intentionally torments them. He beats women and children for telling him no

What they want is BREEZEPELT. This describes BREEZEPELT. BREEZE. PELT.

The cat who is ACTUALLY reprimanded by authority for being angry all the time?? The one whose dad screeches at him for having basic needs?? A character who is explicitly shown to be manipulated by an evil force because they're the only ones who validate his feelings??

THAT Breezepelt?? Ringing any BELLS?

Lemmie guess. Tiktok probably doesn't like Breezepelt much because if you acknowledge that he's a child abuse victim, you can't keep woobifying Crowfeather into a sad boy. Lol.

[sporadicpotatoato]

Ooh a comic today

I was just thinking that if Bryce is an empty soda bottle would he just be really light

Wait would he blow away in the wind that's a funny mental image

21 DAYS UNTIL LIAM PLUSH

[chrollohearttags]

I’m sick of everybody trying me like I’m not a fucking headcase

[kaito-at-2500-archive]

this u? - ✨

Silence.

[bruciemilf]

The way I need more people to realize that Harvey's literally the most normal, ordinary, average motherfucker in Gotham. Like.

He doesn't have any super powers besides mental illness and a soul full of spite. If Jason told him Gods and aliens existed he'd pop like a firework

[extraplanetarysabotage]

im like, yes, tell me more about the animal symbolism in victor hugos 1862 novel les miserables

[fairylwt]

born to meow meow forced to be the strongest

[klingersgender]

thinking about. klinger

[jrueships]

looooool lololololol

[bonefall]

Theres a cat called Silverhawk who trained Thistle, maybe he could give Tigerstar a life? IIRC Silverhawk died attacking a riverclan patrol so maybe his could be something along the lines of never backing down?

Also i think spottedleaf would make her. too involved yknow? Shes already sneaking out to help firestar and is (i think) a major part of the plot, while i DO like the whole curse thing it also makes scourge killing Tigerstar feel cheaper (rule of cool, tigerstar losing all 9 lives was cool as fuck because it meant the stakes were higher and firestar wasnt 9 lives safe anymore. It ruins the moment a bit by saying "yeah scourge just killed him normally it was the space cats who took his 9 lives").

Honestly my two cents i think badgerfang's in canon life was super dope. Tigerstar basically brushing off Badgerfang bc of how young he is and ignoring Badgerfang's blatant warning of "dont underestimate ur enemy", effectively dooming himself. Maybe not Badgerfang who gives the life, but i do think it could fit that someone, a half clan cat maybe? tries to give him a life but its brushed off completely bc Tigerstar refuses to believe that a half clan cat has anything of worth to say.

Silverhawk actually got backstory in TBC-- he tried to kill his leader because his son was deputy, and got them both killed in the process! He doesn't have a confirmed Clan yet, but I keep imagining it was RiverClan tbh.

The one who died on the RiverClan patrol was Thistleclaw himself. In my rewrite, that patrol is now the same one where Sunfish was murdered; Leopardfur killed Thistleclaw in revenge.

Anyway, I was a little worried about using Spotty too much. She's popular and I love writing for her so she does come up a ton. I didn't just pick her for no reason though-- she was actually very close with Tigerclaw when they were kids, and her death in the crossfire of a ShadowClan invasion is one of Tiger's few regrets.

He knows she plays tricks but underestimated her; and she gave him a curse instead of a blessing.

But no no, don't think for a minute I'd legitimately set it up like Scourge only killed Tigerstar regularly lmao. Nooo. It would still be the bloody, painful, suffering-nine-times unzippening that it was in canon, even if Spotty laid a curse on him. It would be more like... giving him an extra second's opening.

But if Spotty's not popular I'll do Leopardfoot's instead, telling him that he can still stop this. But he won't.

I generally don't like the "Reluctance Lives" that happen in canon because they backed themselves into a corner and decided that every ceremony MUST end with 9 lives. Every life being given is probably at least several more months of leadership-- a Spirit that does not want the Leader to live longer simply should not give one.

In spite of everything, his mom would still love him and want him to have another life.

[uselessnbee]

sometimes i feel so petty i want to make a big post about all the times Will and El weren't that great towards Mike just to ..you know.. balance it out a bit

[girlwithfish]

leaning into his chest and him stroking my hair Who said that would actually fix me rn and rid my soul and psyche of all anger and bitterness and rage and id be a sweet normal girl again.

[shougancid]

Mari's dad is 6'5'', looks a bit intimidating but is actually the sweetest person is existence, he's a chef with his own restaurant but when the kids were younger he was the stay at home dad because working hard to provide for the family is his wife's love language. He went to every recital, performance and match every one of his children had and always brought delicious snacks/cheered for people whose parents were too busy to come. He went for a double-barrelled name when he married his wife Ayame because he thought her name was super pretty and he's just generally a man with a lot of love to give. Toxic masculinity is dead and Juan Carlos Rodriguez-Hagihara slaughtered it tbh.

He and Mari watch trashy telenovelas every week and spend most of their time shouting at the screen.

[thecaroliner]

I can’t even sleep. I just want my baby back. and I think I’ve made myself even more sick

[urproblematicfav-arsonk]

ok so I just relistened to Alright(ep23) and I wanna talk about something that I don't think I've seen anyone else talk about even when the ep first came out.(but I'm antisocial so idk)

SO during The Doodler back story bit we find out that when Ron was being drowned it for some reason was invested in Ron's safety(probably because of Stud??)and I think I saw some people misinterpret this scene as The Doodler drowning Willy to protect Ron when in reality it was The Doodler waiting for Willy to kill Ron so it could drag him through the portal and send him away from Willy. Which is fucking wild. It also was then tethered to Willy against it's will because it was planning on being attached to Ron. And considering that Willy got a lot of his power from The Doodler, I have to think this relationship might've been non consensual?? The Doodler doesn't/didn't want Willy. It actively didn't like him and wanted to safe Ron in death. But Willy somehow managed to siphon off power from it and I don't think it would've wanted to give Willy any power or protection.

The point is someone should write an au where Ron goes to the forgotten realms instead of Willy and is a kid warlock with his chaos god best friend

[not-quitenormal]

Autism Screening Test: "You flap your hands or the equivalent when overstimulated."

Me: "No."

Me: "...my feet go crazy, though."