#he looks so smexy omg

[wilzy-woo]

Ikemen Vampire Suitors ideal type in my eyes 👀 (also sorry if it seems more aimed at girls I tried to make it GN 😭)

Starting off simple with everyone's favourite (or not) sugar daddy COMTE 😍

• Thinks confidence is really hot and he DEFINITELY likes a little bratty type

• Likes independence but LOVES it when they need help just so he gets to look all snug, he doesn't say anything (he might) but just looks at you with his smexy smirk

• Doesn't care much for looks but loves it when they get dressed up OR LIKE THE KIND OF BEFORE SHOWER MAKEUP

• I think that he NEEDS them to be honest like he would hate the "they told me not tell anyone..." Like he doesn't care he would want ALL OF IT spilt to him whether it's serious or not

Next is the love of my life (he wouldn't like me at all)

• He wants an extrovert. I don't care he NEEDS an extrovert. May think he doesn't but Ugh he just does

• Wants someone to stand up for him, he may be able to stand up for himself but he just really appreciates when someone would do that.

• Someone cleverrr I can't stress this enough he wouldn't be able to stand someone who isn't interested or knows a thing or two about science or anything for that matter. He WANTS the "erm actually" person

• Needs someone who loves snow. It's a weird thing but I can just see him loving a snowy date in his delusions

Pookie bear Vincent (am I the only one who isn't a fan of Vincents route? Like it was painfully slow 😔 I mean don't get me wrong I love him but I didn't feel very attached)

•Loves a sweet girl, needs someone to protect and love omg can you imagine someone timid meeting Vincent UGH IT WOULD BE SO CUTE

• Needs their love language to be physical touch, he just screams it

• Wouldn't mind someone bad at art so he could help them with it if they are interested but would PREFER someone who is good at it so they could do cute little dates together

• Wants a very Smiley person like someone who smiles or laughs at the stupidest thing, broken humour type of person

Now Theodore is different his route WAS SO GOOD I WAS LITERALLY SCREAMING THE WHOLE TIME even if it was a bit weird and k!nky at some points 🤨

(Why does this photo look massive)

• Chill anyways ALSO wants a bratty person, wants pretty much the opposite of Vincent he finds it such a turn on when they give him a dirty look or roll their eyes at him UGH

• I just know he likes a busty person (ass and chest for girlies) 😔 He seems like that type of person to nonchalantly slap their ass (honestly I'm not a huge fan of that but he would probably do it)

• Definitely likes the weird yappers, the ones who get distracted from one subject they were talking about and moved onto a completely different one

• Likes the observers! People who could just analyse someone easily based on the way they are sitting or talking

UGH MY HUSBAND (this might be biased towards me but I'll try 💔)

(this photo makes me do unspeakable things)

• Wants them to be independent but not TOO independent, he wants them to depend on him for things but also have that nice balance of independence

• Also loves yappers, he's the listening type so being able to listen to their voice for hours on end would be so good for him. He doesn't care what it's about just as long as he doesn't have to pitch in much he's fine with it

• LOVES when someone is indecisive and asks for HIS help with choosing something, knowing that you think he has the best decision making compared to the others is such an ego boost

• Loves someone who isn't afraid to share their opinions. Finds it such a turn on when their mouth is faster than their mind and just says stuff that doesn't even make sense

Arthur oh Arthur let down your hair...I'm not even sure if this is accurate I never finished his route I got bored halfway through 💀

•NEEDS someone humorous, CRAVES IT someone who can take a slightly rude joke and give him one back

• Needs someone with 100+ rizz...no seriously he would find it so funny if you went up to him and said some pick up line with that certain face

•Wants someone who would put him in his place when he does something wrong like overworking or doing something risky ass gambling 💀

• LOVES when their love language is acts of service, something simple like bringing him a coffee when he's writing and sitting down with him in silence, every now and then he'd ask you for ideas or something, just being helpful would make him fold.

• (EXTRA) would laugh if you failed your English GCSES

Mozzy Mosquito is that you 🤨 (I've never done his route so I have no bloody idea 💀)

•WOULD FOLD IF THEY COULD SING. Not like one of those strong voices or rapping NONONO he wants a Lana Del Rey, Alex G and the Florence type of singer , someone with a soft sleepy like voice! He would literally be in love

•CRAVES FOR CONFIDENCE he just thinks it's so attractive for someone to be confident. Like for them initiate conversation and WON'T BACK DOWN (even when he's being a bit of arsey introvert)

• Craves praise. Needs it. Needs someone who praises him and supports him all the way, someone who will get him out of music block by just being there to share ideas or sit there with him for hours telling him if it's good or bad

•Would prefer an introverted lover, he needs someone who is calm and collected and loves it if they come home from an outing and go straight to him groaning and ranting about how much they dislike people

I finished the first chapter of Jeans route I'm sorry if this is inaccurate I literally just go from what I saw of him from the other routes I've played (which isn't a lot ,😭)

•Though he's more of a listener he would also want a listener partner, to be able to sit there in comfortable silence in each others arms. However there will obviously be conversation it would be quiet and would last hours, something deep and personal to the both of them

• would love love love someone with soft slim hands. I don't know why he just seems like the type of person to be obsessed with those types of hands

• Needs someone patient and soft spoken, someone to be able to let his tough exterior break but by bit. A soft voice and reassurance looks like it would get him head over heels

I also haven't played Sebs route I'm sorry 😔

•Probably wants someone who is capable of doing what he's capable of, a helping hand and someone he can rely on without messing up

•Someone who wouldn't mind if he was busy a lot doing something for the mansion as he is the 24/7 working butler 😭 someone patient and doesn't mind sitting in silence just holding eachother after a long day

• Prefers an ambivert, definitely wants to be able to have balanced conversations where they can be bothered listener and talker

• that's all I can think of 😭

I'm going to leave it here and do the other six in another part 😭

[cocogum]

The Great Wave - Chapter 2 Review

‼️ SPOILERS FOR THE CHAPTER ‼️

I have good news and bad news.

The bad news is, no smexy time here.

The good news is, we get some Yugo and Adamaï moments, AND the SADIDAS are FUMING 😍🥰

But before we see the sadidas, we can’t start this off without addressing Yugo and Adamaï’s interaction at the beginning of the chapter.

Cuz man, I liked it but when @vinillain addressed it and even ANALYZED IT I fell in love with this scene even more 💖💖

Without their perspective on the matter, I would have missed so many details. Here’s the post if you are interested.

So yeah I’m glad I found their analysis on it and I hope you like it just as much as I did ✨

Now let’s start.

I found babes lol (the dot is so tiny!!)

Look at his emo ass just looking gloomy after having a wet dream. My guy is such a drama queen that he decided to sit at the top of the kingdom just to make himself feel better.

(Get down from there you little shit-)

Adamaï swoops in and actually helps? Omg slay? Like you’re doing something helpful while scolding Yugo that’s actually good. Cuz ngl I’ve been getting kinda annoyed that Yugo had just left Amalia to deal with the sadidas’ problems all alone.

If Yugo didn't have nightmares like these from time to time, I could have overlooked his decision to leave her to deal with it on her own. But now that we know he does get them, it’s a pretty big deal.

He confirms it to Adamaï when he tells him that his condition has been worsening meaning that he’s already used to it and yet decides to not say anything to Amalia AND KEEPS LEAVING HER DEAL WITH THE PEOPLE ON HER OWN. Now he obviously doesn’t leave her like that during the whole day. It’s just that there’s a good chance he’s not there with her during the mornings. Like, imagine fucking a dude who keeps having PTSD nightmares every two nights. Now we know why she got pissed in Chapter 1 when he left her on the ground naked like that. Girl just wants to have fun and lead her people let her have her moment-

Also, we all saw this coming folks.

The blue cows are back.

Bro is trying so hard to be Eva. Look at him trying to visualize and zoom in on the wastes of spaces coming to the kingdom.

Also, I remember how some of us used to think that Aurora was pregnant which is why she might’ve had the balls to come back to the kingdom and try to regain her throne, you know, the very same kingdom THAT SHE FUCKING FLED FROM DURING A WAR THAT COULD’VE WIPED THE WHOLE RACE. The pregnancy theory was a common one to be shared around because the trailer for the manga did not show her stomach. Some of them also theorized that theory because it made the most sense as to why she’d want to come back willingly whether her father wanted her to or not.

Of course, no shade to anyone who thought about this theory before but I love how they tried to justify her stupidity for returning by making up this theory.

Cuz it turns out that bitch wasn’t pregnant after all.

Her stomach is flatter than a washboard and her return happened AFTER FOUR MONTHS (or around that number at least) so her stomach would have at least had a bump but she got none of that.

Judging by Yugo’s expression when he realizes them, he doesn’t look like he’s surprised to see that they’re coming back. He looks like he’s pissed off, annoyed at the fact that they’re coming.

I initially believed that the reason why Yugo looked angry, instead of confused or shocked at seeing them come back, was because the royal Osamodas family might have been trying to return during those few months after season 4. But it turns out that this wasn’t the case because when Aurora manages to re-enter the kingdom, Amalia tells her she didn’t expect her to come back ever again. This means that the royal osamodas family only came back once. So Yugo’s only reason for being angry at seeing them must’ve been because he heard everything the family did through Amalia (including all the times the blue cow tried to marry Amalia off to one of her brothers AND THEN her cousin) which is pretty understandable to be pissed off about.

Finally, after a full week of waiting, the Sadida people make their presence known in this chapter AND IT’S EVERYTHING I’VE EVER WANTED.

We learn that the sadidas are annoyed that the elite eliatropes have not only stayed but that they also shared some of their lands.

I genuinely feel bad for this eliatrope getting criticism from this old sadida. True, they did come here and stayed but they’re not even a lot to begin with. We’re not talking about thousands of children eliatropes here. We’re talking about 30 to 40 eliatropes since these were the bravest to have joined their mother and ALSO completed a lot of missions (that they knew of through the eliaculus) that involved putting their life on the line. So to hear these sadidas claim that they don’t feel at home must say A LOT if 30-40ish eliatropes were able to make such a change. The old sadida man even said that they do not understand sacrifice as the sadidas do.

And that’s something that’s been bothering me since I learned that the sadidas weren’t aware of the eliatropes’ past.

Didn’t Amalia tell Yugo to explain to the sadidas their background?? It sure sounds like he didn’t do anything about presenting his people to Amalia’s. If you’re going to share a land with people you’ve never seen before, you might as well present yourself, no? Because if you don’t, tension and possible harassment are exactly what would happen to the eliatropes if they don’t do anything about that topic.

I also wanted to point out how the people have been behaving towards Amalia in Seasons 1 to the Ovas. This is important to notice because these guys clearly love her and always think of her as a good future queen. We even get a confirmation in Season 4 that a lot of sadidas would rather have her as their leader rather than Armand.

So the fact that a lot of them are now feeling like they’re not at home anymore because Amalia let the elite eliatropes stay makes them think as if they’ve somewhat been betrayed by her.

Translation for 1st panel: “Your father and brother would have never accepted this!”

Translation for 2nd panel: “He’s right! We aren’t at home here!”

Translation for 3rd panel: “These eliatropes are not like us! Your father and brother would have never shared our lands!”

This is a very big shift from what we know. For once, Amalia doesn’t receive smiles or praises.

A lot of them are now siding with Armand and her father, claiming that they wouldn’t have let the eliatropes stay. We know Armand wouldn’t have done that because he confirmed it to Amalia in Season 4 right after the meeting with the Eliatrope goddess ended. But Amalia’s father? No. King Oakheart would’ve welcomed them with open arms. He told Yugo that he had no problem welcoming his people (he said this in Season 2).

The sadidas were right about one of her family members not accepting the eliatropes and I believe it reflects how hurt they all feel about this decision. Because they have no one else to blame this decision on, they are trying to think that only Amalia in the royal family would’ve done that so they immediately point fingers at her.

And then, as if things couldn’t get any worse, the blue cows are officially back. And yes, I’m going to call them blue cows from now on, just like how I addressed them in the beginning too.

Yugo: “Sorry, I didn’t have the time to warn you.”

Also Yugo: has the ability to create portals.

The Osamodas family is even more brain-dead than I thought.

Blue fat cow over here is saying “here’s your legitimate ruler” while pointing at another cow but she ain’t even a Sadida. And then you’ve got Amalia over here who’s obviously royal Sadida blood so idk why tf the blue cow king would think he did something there. The sadidas just said that they don’t feel at home cuz of the eliatropes so what makes him think the people are gonna accept a useless blue cow who’s only not a Sadida but did nothing during the war? The sadidas are already pissed at not feeling like they’re at home, don’t throw more gasoline into the fire by claiming an OSAMODAS is fit for the SADIDA THRONE.

Yugo’s wave where you at?

The Osamodas King lost so many neurones when he stayed in that cave, he should just go back in there with his ugly crusty ass bats.

But it’s alright, I’m not even mad (i’m fuming) because no matter how stupid and dumb the king sounded, if you look at chapter 3’s cover, the king doesn’t look confident and cocky anymore.

Clearly, something must’ve happened in the throne room when he was spewing all this shit about Aurora being the “legitimate heir” because AGAIN, that’s clearly Amalia’s role so I genuinely hope that the sadidas were the ones who made the king frown like that. Because there’s a gigantic possibility that they must have flat-out told the king to sit his ass down and remind him that he and his worthless daughter didn’t do shit when the war happened and now he suddenly wants to rule them?? Of course they’d get pissed by what he said!

The majority of them obviously looked bothered by what he had just announced as well. Everyone in the throne room looked like they were just shocked to hear him talk. EVERYONE.

So yeah, I hope I see this fatass get humiliated. Even the eliatropes are like ‘sir what the fuck are you doing’ type of shit.

[sharkelberrystraw]

alright chat don’t hate me but i don’t think Harvey from stardew valley is the Too Sweet type of Hozier, like okay yes based on lyrics i agree but the vibe is different you know? like he’s more of the Unknown/Nth, I Carrion, Like Real People Do, Wildflower and Barely, Hozier not the Too Sweet, It Will Come Back, De Shelby (pt. 2), Movement, type Hozier. Idk i guess to me he just gives a softer vibe. I’ve been a Harvey stan since the beginning back when people hated him before all the Hozier edits and i feel like some ppl just took the “older man who likes coffee and isn’t like the other bachelors” thing and ran with it. Like yes Harvey is an older guy but he’s not super like idk how to explain it but he’s softer than some of yall are making him out to be. and im not saying like “omg he’s just a cinnamon roll” either because ew, but he just seems like a more gentle type of lover i guess. idk i guess people are trying to sexyify him when he’s supposed to be a silly guy (silly guys can be smexy without making them super fit or have like super sharp jawline or whatever some of the fan artists try to make him look like). this might not make any sense at all but like i needed to yap somewhere :p

just what i think tho if you disagree that’s fine bc everyone perceives characters differently so plz don’t @ me 😭🙏

[miguel-owhora]

I'M SO GLAD PEOPLE ARE APPRECIATING CULT! MIGUEL!!!

Dude- it's like so smexy but like with a hint of spook I love it so much.

Cryptic reader would probably cradle their young so gently and it shows to Miguel that even the same lanky claws that were soaked in blood one moment can embrace their child in another. It's so poetic omg. And I just imagine thenlittle being softly reaching out and grasping their sharp claw or face, not afraid but enthralled just like their other father at cryptic's features.

i never expected it to blow up but here we are

and cryptid!mreader is only ever kind to miguel, or at least miguel's the only person to get close to you like this. usually though, he has to leave his community for a couple of weeks at time bc you absolutely refuse to let them see you like this, which miguel understands but finds amusing.

honestly, im not sure how cryptid!mreader actually looks like, so it's generally free for you to explore how you look like lol. but i do think you have at least some horns and claws, and you're probably big as hell you fat fucking bitch.

and you're so gentle with miguel and gabriella. you'll press your cheek to his, let him kiss you on the cheek, let him rub at you and nuzzle into you, and gabriella is so tiny in your hand. you don't have the same fierce paternal instincts miguel has, but you're well aware of how to hold your own offspring, and well, she's the only other person you'll never attack.

you'll bend your head and gently chitter at her, slipping into the native language of your species, clicking and chittering. gabriella will coo and reach out, hand oh so tiny, tiny little weak claws touching at your teeth, ones that could easily crush her, but merely part to let her fingers graze over. one day she'll have teeth as big as yours.

you let her wrap a tiny claw around one of your own, and miguel chooses this time to coo over the two of you. you're the only creature he'll ever trust to not hurt gabriella - and isn't that funny? he'll trust a monster, but not his own community? ha. it's hard not to when you hold your offspring so tenderly, gazing down at her with relaxed eyes, perhaps not exactly loving, but not harsh ones, and let her explore your body, let her tap against you, wrap her tiny fingers are your claws that dwarf her, let her get a glimpse into the body she'll grow into one day.

[rewordthis]

Give me 5 hc you have for AoKaga , and be wild ♥

OMG, how do you do wild?! This would turn NSFW so soon! 😭 I say that and yet, I will start with a slightly NSFW thing because it’s always on the forefront of my mind about these two! 🤡

Okay so:

Aomine is actually very scared of what Kagami might think of him the first time they sleep together (have sex). He’s shy beyond belief to the point that Kagami thinks he’s joking him. He was not! 😭

Kagami is ruthless when it comes to cleaning! He won’t sit down and rest before he finishes the dishes, brooms the floor and folds the laundry and by that time he’s shooed Aomine so many times out of his way - since he’s terrible at helping out - that on summers, he will always find him sleeping in the tub where it’s quiet and cool, with his gravure magazine under his head~ 🫠

Aomine doesn’t look it, but he’s singing along — or more like whispers — when he has his earphones on. It’s one of the reasons he doesn’t wear them in public. That, and he’d also get distracted enough to not notice where he’s going. Kagami on the other hand prefers the megaphone but he doesn’t particularly like listening to music — save for some very specific bands — so if the chance presents itself, it’s usually when he’s at home listening to some random station on the radio as background noise. 🤗

btw. Aomine has very specific tastes on the radio stations he listens to and the tv programmes he watches. He gets really pissy if he misses his favourite show and not even his favourite food will placate him. If he’s left alone for a couple hours, though to go shoot some hoops, he’s back in his usual self. Kagami doesn't get why he’s getting upset, but he DOES understand the shooting hoops part so he lets him blow some steam off whenever he thinks is necessary. 😎

on that note Kagami gets annoyed by Aomine asking Ryo for bentos. No, he’s not jealous. He just doesn’t like it that he has to cook for him because he lost yet another 1 on 1, when he knows he’s actually had cooked food other than his mom’s — who he keeps calling a hag and Kagami keeps smacking him in the head for — essentially making himself a leech on anybody that can make food because he’s too bored to make it himself and he’s also too damn picky to please that he’s being a pain in the ass! “It feels like I’m getting reviewed for a Michelin star and chewed out about it, too” Kagami always complains at Kuroko… 😂

So, it turned out this way… smexy headcanons don’t come easily to me without a background story to build on! 😩 I hope you found something interesting nonetheless! 💕✨

[sneakyparsnipslicer]

Totally Hot TF Story

So, like, there's this super hot dude called Andrew right, only he's not hot yet. He's skinny, ugly, got like 0 rizz. Anyway he was walking down an alley one day when OMFG this actual hot af guy totally mugs him with a knife. 'Oi blud, gimme ur wallet!' he says. Andrew's just speechless because he wants this man. 'OMG hi, I'm Andy!' he says, blushing like the bottom bitch he is. The guy looks at him super confused. 'Wot iz u sayin', iz u gonna giv me ur wallet or wot?' he asks, getting proper in his face with the knife. 'Oh that's so fucking hot!' Andrew cries, trying not to moan too loud.

The guy's looking at him up and down now, this bitch is so down bad for him he almost feels sorry. He shrugs and tears off his shirt, showing big, firm man boobs and a six-pack. Andrew screams out in excitement. 'Oh Lord! Ur one smexy motherfucker today!' he yells. The guy grins and kisses him, so hot. 'I'm Felix, innit. I iz so gonna bang u Andy!' says Felix and he pins Andy into the wall, kissing him again, leaving Andrew breathless. Andrew's in Heaven, or very close to it. 'Oh yeh Daddy, fuck me hard I'm such a slut for u' moans Andrew. Felix unzips his pants and they fall to the ground. OMG he's not wearing underpants, what a slut! 'Aww yeah baby! I iz gonna stretch u out well good' Felix grins, turning Andrew around, crouching down and pulling his shorts off. Andrew's not wearing underpants either! They're such whores! Anyway, Felix begins to lick inside Andrew's butthole making Andrew moan out like the sex-depraved whore he is. 'I need u inside me' Andrew cries out and here's where Felix gets freaky.

Felix grabs his hard 10-inch dick and begins to smack it on Andrew's butthole, rubbing and teasing it. Andrew also begins to get hard, anticipating what Felix will do next. Felix places his fingers between Andrew's buttcheeks and begins to push them apart like curtains, Andrew had no idea he could do that, what the hell?! Felix puts one foot in and it begins to sink in, like Andrew's leg is a bodysuit! It hurts a bit, but Andrew's loving it! Felix puts his other leg into Andrew's other leg and he's basically standing with his legs inside Andrew's butt and the rest of him hanging out. Felix moves his hands to hold Andrew's waist and begins to wriggle himself inside. Andrew's starting to feel dizzy from all these sensations. With his own dick and butt inside Andrew now, he stretches Andrew's gaping butthole up over his head so he can fit the rest of himself in. With much groaning, moaning, squelching and squeaking from them both, Felix is able to move his head into Andrew's head and put his arms into Andrew's arms. Felix stretches and begins to massage his new butt to make sure it closes up behind him. Felix is fully inside Andrew now. 'Oh yeah buddy, we're gonna be so fucking hot now' says Felix from inside Andrew. Andrew meanwhile is so exhausted and sweaty from Felix getting inside him, he can feel his thoughts becoming Felix's. Doing some adjusting, Felix begins stretching Andrew's dick out so his own dick can fit inside like a glove. It's an amazing feeling and Andrew's loving the feeling of someone else controlling his body, especially someone as hot and sexy as Felix. Felix begins to push and press his face like he's shaping Andrew's face to his own meanwhile tugging at their shared dick, as they begin to breathe heavier and moan louder like a whorecestra of Cupcakkes, Felix uses his other hand to push everything else into place, they both cum so hard over the wall and they both become one person. He's got muscles, dark hair, big dick, big ass, he's gorgeous and hot as hell, standing naked and sweating in the alleyway, holding onto the wall for support.

'Phew well I sure hope nobody saw that' he says, looking at the pile of clothes around his feet. He pulls on Felix's pants and pulls out his phone from his pocket, checking himself out in the phone camera. He bites his lower lip and feels himself harden again as he strokes his chest. He hurries and puts on Andrew's shirt, pocketing Andrew's wallet which was all he'd wanted from the start and chucks Felix's knife into a nearby bin. He begins to think of what his new name should be. Considering today's April Fool's Day, would it be a bit too on the nose to call himself after that? Nah, April's a girl's name! Fool… what can you do with Fool? As for Day, well, Damien had a nice ring to it. Mates could call him Damo. With a smirk and a tug at his new bulge, Damo begins to make his way home to Felix's place. All that is on his mind at the moment was having a good wank.

[Thanks for reading folks, tried to make this story a bit silly and un-serious. Happy April Fool's Day folks! Much love to you all]

[stxrmylxve]

Hi! Love your writing! Can I ask for headcanons for Izana and Mikey with a fellow gang leader S/O? The biggest bad bitch in Tokyo who's the head of an all-female gang and who's allied with her boyfriend's gang?

Ahh thank you for the kind words bb! <3 of course!

Izana:

tbh, he met you only because of your gang

had no interest in you, nor even knew you, until he saw you on the news

you had slipped up and ended up getting one of your fellow women locked up for a bit

this sparked his interest and so he looking into you

requested a private meetup at a restaurant

laughed at you when you staked the place out before coming into view

LOVES YOUR POWER OMG

like tenjiku is nice and all, but your gang is so lax

your gang can switch up quick though...

the amount of new recruits when you allied him was bizarre

most of the girls under you went under him, so he eventually agreed to give you your own division

the king and the queen of tenjiku <3

Mikey:

once again, power was a drawing point

it was around the time he was going down the hill of losing himself

but something in the look you gave him as you ducked into the alleyway with a few girls sparked interest in him

he vowed to himself to not tell on you ever.

he realized you had been right under his nose

he legit saw you almost every day

you were just so disguised that even he didn't recognize you

once you started dating, some of the girls in your gang took a particular liking to the man (he was always around)

mikey found he also liked your personality as you scolded them for looking at him like that

okay but hear me out

IF you allied with him, he would get you your own jacket ^^

KINDA LIKE SENJU AND HER JACKET & TOP WHOLE DEAL

smexy woman oml

but yeah... he adores you :)

[sungbeam]

beam! not sure if you’ve done this but can you ship your moots??? with any of the groups you stan and why!

omg i think i once did something,, kind of similar?? but let's give it a go !!

@justalildumpling — okay i would give her sunwoo 💀 but i think she needs a jaemin in her life to balance out the delulu skcnekfbkdnfk they would be such an attractive couple tho im YELLING like,,, bro. i would actually fund the wedding ring. and he kinda feels like the my melody to her kuromi low-key 😭 like he would just love squishing her cheeks and kissing her

@jaehunnyy — ofc none other than jung wooyoung 😋 i mean,, who else yk 💁🏻‍♀️ they're both so silly and wholesome, and just their vibes match? both very cheery, sunny people, what can i say ✨ THE TYPE WHO ENDS UP W TWO KIDS, A GOLDEN RETRIEVER, AND A PRETTY HOUSE—

@mosviqu — the cali boy himself, eric sohn. as she says all the time, she is the bi black cat girl to his golden retriever, he is the skater boy of her dreams, just.... the vibes are so real, my friends, they should be spending midnights together holding hands and kissing under streetlights !! california boy, when r u gonna wine and dine her fr

@winterchimez — lee sangyeon, there is no doubt and no other answer?? my Mom and Dad™, if they get a divorce then i would be collateral damage. but i actually envisioned ally as sangyeon's type 😭😭 like that's not even a joke. the idea i had for his yn in liu is LITERALLY ALLY IRL. IM NOT EVEN KIDDING THAT SHITS CRAZY

@ethereal-engene — ash needs to be w woozi bc yk that thing where couples kind of look alike 💀 NO BUT this is good bc the first time i saw ash, i said she looked exactly like uji they both are so SKFNEKFJ anyways,, i feel like they'd be able to encourage and appreciate each other a lot :') idk ash and jihoon r both some of my comfort people, and i think that pair would work so well

@zzoguri — jacobie bae hehe !!! who else tbh like they both are such comfort-driven people. mon is such a hard worker and juggling so much at once all the time, and i just know that he would be the bestest boyfriend in the world, and would give them all the encouragement AND support to chase their ambitions yk. and the fact that mon appreciates music :')) and they would just bond over his pj karaoke

@loveliestfelix — our smexy daniel choi yeonjun !! okay i feel like every time i talk abt these two, i always say they would be the HOTTEST COUPLE EVER, and i am not kidding. this is the most serious i have ever been. she would so fit as his secret gf who the public can't even be mad at cuz she's so funny, gorgeous, and mad talented like—

@goldenhypen — jake sim 😌✨ okay ik this is like cheating, but but but think abt it 😭 jake is totally the type to just be sooo obsessed w his girl and just wanna shower her w affection, and i think it's only fair cuz em loves him sm too :')) like omg i could see them as the couple u see who loves holding hands and just,,, even just smiling at each other (´Д⊂ヽ

@hqrana — i think noa needs to be w hoshi 😭😭 like the vibes of both of them are sooo chaotic, but in the best way possible. like i can't even explain it—maybe it's the wolverine edit of him she made once—but she seems like he would put up w his crazy bs and still love him; like the cool gf w the loser bf 💀 sorry i really just clowned him HAHA

@tranquilpetrichor — choi san low-key 👀 like eris gives black cat girl vibes TT and ik that san also gives me black cat boy too, but i think it would work so well. like they're both SOOO cool, like the chillest people ever, but also so well-intentioned. and they would be the type of couple who have a softer, quieter kind of love, but still something i would throw myself over a cliff for

[andypantsx3]

Ok so the comments got me really interested and I had no choice but to try the game... THEY WERE RIGHT?! XAVIER (from love and deepspace) IS DEFINITELY SHOUTO CODED! So much so infact that it drove me up the wall.

You look at him and he seems so princely and calm and suave and then you play through his cards and that man is THE BIGGEST LITTLE SHIT KNOWN TO MANKIND. He is also very much "the way andypantsx3 writes shouto" coded. THE TEASING REMARKS IN THE MONOTONE VOICE, THE WAY YOU WOULDN'T EXPECT HIM TO BE SO FORWARD, HOW HE SEEMS INDIFFERENT BUT NOTICES ALL THE LITTLE THINGS, THE WAY HE IS SO SOFT BUT ALSO SO DAMN SEXY ABWRHFBEHBHFBDW-. ITS THE QUEIT ONES! IT'S ALWAYS THE QUITE ONES! Also not to mention how his cards show the most explicit smexy times (I mean they don't SHOW it but the implication in STRONG and I actually don't know if the other characters have more smexy time than this cuz I haven't played through their cards yet. I spent all my attention and time on Xavier TvT ) This mans got me in a CHOKEHOLD.

Oh the forever lasting curse of falling for shouto adjacent men 😞 I can never seem to escape. All these men are great for my mental health but not for my heart...

p.s I just realised he's already half way there with the silvery white hair and the blue eyes. AAAAA THE MORE I LOOK THE MORE I SEE THE SIMILARITES. RELEASE ME FROM THIS PRISON I HAVE BUILT MYSELF LOL

PRETTY BOY ALERT! PRETTY BOY ALERT! PRETTY BOY ALERT!

Hi Nene!!! Omg you are piquing my interest even more!! The way Shouto retains his grip on us even through other media.... Like one of my fave books resonates with me so much specifically because the main character plays on the same tropes of family reckoning and forgiveness as Shouto LOL.

Omg I have been holding out and resisting getting sucked into L&DS specifically because I already have so little time & brain energy to dedicate to writing under current conditions LOL and I don't want to pick up another thing that will take more time away!! But it is sooooooo tempting when you tell me this kind of stuff, my god is it sooo tempting..... Xavier, my Shouto-coded space prince....

[ppnuggie]

OMG YOU ARE DOING EARTHSPARK? YOU ARE NOW ONE OF MY FAVORITE AUTHORS 😭 Can I get Swindle x human reader headcanons please? 🙏🏻

　　　　　　SWINDLE x gn human reader

　　　　『　swindle ,, gender neutral human reader 』

　　-> swindle relationship hcs 🫶🫶

　　— fluff ,, sfw ,, crack

　　— swindle is so babygirl 😭😭 man got me giggling and shit like wtf 😭😭 ALSO HELLOO ??? TRACKS PFP 😏😏

• honestly its quite difficult explaining how you two met ,, because you were just walking around and minding your business and then all the sudden you’re in a car ??

• turns out swindle might’ve mistaken you for a ghost agent ,, who looked nothing like you in your defense ,, bro’s just blind asf and doesnt wanna admit it

• other than that it was chill ,, he put you back on the sidewalk and you two continued your day

• and than it happened again ,, bro thought you were another ghost agent ,, now at this point it was confusing but he put you back and yada yada

• now the third time it happened ,, you just thought you were just that attractive and smexy ,, bc mans came back for a third time ,, and he keeps saying he mistook you like its okay baby girl 😏 you can think youre not down bad all you want

• bro really is blind ,, even if his face is literally 99% eyes anyways

• at that point it was just fate or smt ,, and yall decided to hang out because nothing else was happening in your life that was interesting and he hasnt pulled a gun on you

• besides ,, he was making money left and right from god knows where ,, and he was taking you to chikfila every other weekend so who’s to complain ??

• as your relationship grew closer ,, swindle kept shaking off the thought of liking you more than he does ,, at least until a certain smt happened

• maybe hardtop found out about you or maybe he didnt ,, and maybe he pulled a gun or two on you ,, and then again maybe he didnt

• but it was after that incident swindle had to come to terms with the fact he liked you ,, then he started getting all defensive for no reason and all

• the next time he saw you he took you straight to chikfila and told you his feelings right as you were about to inhale them nuggets but it was already too late as you were choking by the time he finished his confession

• cue 20 minutes of this guy being an idiot 🫶

• yall got into your relationship ,, more chikfila 😩😩 ,, but now hardtop has deal with this too 💀 he ends up apologizing for how he acted

• swindle is affectionate and doesnt care ,, unless youre the one who’s initiating it ,, then he’ll get all ‘this holding hands business is useless’

• as if he’s not being extra careful not to break your fingers and bending down a little so you can reach his hand in the first place 🙄🙄

• you said i love you first 🫶 but he did the first kiss ,, in the middle of the woods ,, so romantic ,, after he got you chikfila ofc

• he talks about you to hardtop without even realizing it 💀 this man is balls deep in love w/ you ,, hardtop however is so done w/ it 👩‍🦯

• swindle loves giving you kisses <33 receiving them tho ,, he’ll just playfully wipe them off himself if he’s in public or in front of hardtop

• but the moment youre in private he’s holding you gently and tracing your skin ,, looking at the markings on there whether it be a scar or some freckles ,, or maybe a scratch you got recently

• hes so goofy he acts like hes tough shit over text but in person he acts like he came straight outta gta 5 ,, like one of the npcs and stuff

• he definitely sends gifs to you 🙄

[mypinterestgotbannedsoimherenow]

(My reaction to Bsd 😍)

(I’m scared for how I will view authors after this)

-food 😍

- oh no he’s dying of hunger 😟 WOMP WOMP- (putting myself in the time out corner for that mb mb)

- ATSUSHI?!?! I LOVE HIS BOOK THE MOON OVER THE MOUNTAIN

- wait a second…. BRO GOT KICKED OUT OF AN ORPHANAGE 😨 wait actually that depends on his age

-what’s the difference between orphans and apple the apples get picked (TIME OUT CORNER PT 2😍😍)

- do it sushi roll man steal steal steal

-look at them smexy legs in the water 😚😍😏🥰 (TIME OUT CORNER PT 3)

- I’d tch someone if they ruined my drowning like 😐 go back to ur house sushi, oh wait-

(GUESS WHAT TIME OUT CORNER PT 4)

- bros stomach was prob louder then me

-those are some smexy glasses sir 😏😏

(TIME OUT PT 5 😍)

- “HEEEEY” -smexy glasses man

- KUNIKIDA??!??! THATS SUPPOSED TO BE DOPPO KUNIKIDA NAHHH wait it feels so right and so wrong for him to look like that

So uhm Idk what happened ima try to fix it so uh this is as far as I got FOR NOW HEHEHEHEHH🥰🥰😍🥰😍

(I’ll prob just edit this when I fix itttt) FIXED IT

- I’m still waiting for this sewerslide dude to introduce himself but I have thoughts on who it may be 😐

- predictable it was dazai 😐 STILL HAS SMEXY LEGS THO (it is 2 am I apologize for whatever I put) (TIME OUT CORNER PT 6😍🤭)

-dazai be so over dramatic for his little intro like bruh YOU’RE SO BAD AT LIFE YOU FAILED SEWERSLIDE

(IDK WHY IM ACTING LIKE THIS TIME OUT CORNER PT 7 🥰😍🥰)

-bro has the death note in like freakishly scheduled form

(That made no sense 💀)

- WHAT IS SUSHI MAN SAYING

- detectives scare me

- bro smexy glasses ur supposed to be a detective and smart 🤨who believes in a “neck hanging hygiene” 💀like- dazai is clearly messing with u 😐

- Erm they’re hunting a tiger POV the tiger they’re hunting

- be so fr the tiger is definitely atsushi 😐🤨

- ah yes bribery good job dazai you’re actually using your brain 🥰

- sewerslide for dummies bro is so bad at life he had to buy A BOOK ON HOW TO UNPLUG HIMSELF

(Time out 🥰😍😍🥰 PT 8)

-Womp womp I didn’t come here for sushi man’s back story i came here for the tiger 🤨😐

(Time out PT 9 🥰😍🥰🥰😍😍)

- Okay but why did dazai look kinda 🫢

- omg sushi man is the tiger 😮😲🙊😯🙀🫢😧 I never saw this coming 😏🙂‍↕️

(Totally 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️)

- “sorry I’m not into hugging men” -I want to unplug myself man

- OMG WHO IS THAT GIRL OMG OMG 😍😍😍

(Time out why Smiley just why WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS PT 10)

- OMG ITS YOSANO THATS THE GIRL ITS NOT ACCURATE BUT IM OKI WITH THAT 😍

- Ranpo love his book human chair

- kenji he has some good books i like Night on the Galactic Railroad

I LOVED THAT 😍😍😍 I DID LOSE TRACK A BUNCH BUT I LOVEED ITTTT

@sunnychuuya

Pov: sushi man

[houseofpendragons]

Thoughts of Teen Wolf the Movie while watching it pt.3

Coach!😃

Derek still sneaking around corners and just randomly appearing 😂 "🎶I always feel like somebody's watching me🎶"

Feel like Derek could scare Eli himself...give him that s1 Derek stare "I'm not afraid of you" 😠 "okay maybe I am afraid of you"

Eli is so me, clumsy af😭

Derek "😠" Hale

Malia! you can't just cut people open🤦‍♀️

Make the plan. Execute the plan. Expect the plan to go wrong...throw away the plan

Man Allison pulled a Derek 🏃‍♀️💨

Allison's tweaking dudes

Why the hospital lockers look like the ones at high school? Would've been coll if that was one of Nogi's illusions to manipulate her

She's very confused and is supposed to be very dead

Split up!?! One of the biggest rules in horror movies is to never split up

Cause a ball cap is such a good disguise 🧢👍

I got her 👊💥🤛💥🤜💥 I don't got her

"Fuck me man" me whenever my alarm wakes me up for school😭

Allison is karate kid 👍

"Scott Who?" ...oop

"Where's the alpha, I have to find the alpha." "What do you want with Derek Hale?" "No, not Hale. McCall. Scott McCall." Vibes. Oh no, now Braedon flashbacks for me😢

Where is Braedon?! She's supposed to be Eli's badass step-mama

Damn to be honest, I wouldn't have taken that. Woulda thrown them scissors back at that zombie bitch ✂️🧟‍♀️

Poor Argent, imagine the pain of seeing your daughter again after 11 years of her being dead and she runs away

Move, bitch! We know she's back, now let us go catch her🙄

But...isn't it your job to hear about the crimes...sheriff?

oh never mind😂

How didn't he know he was a kitsune? Wouldn't weird shit start happening to him like it did Kira? C'mon you can't tell me this man ain't never got his picture taken w/ the flash on before

Could've made him Hikari's family in some way to add some emotional depth for her and give her more ties to the pack

Or he could've been a host for Nogi like his dad I think? If his brother was that one dude wouldn't that make his dad the man who was possessed by Nogi during Chris's first gun deal?

"I don't want to kill you" oh really?👀

🎶I wish that I could wake up with amnesia🎶

So the hunter thingy place is still here but Monroe's peeps are gone🤨

"who are you🏹" "a friend👹" yea okay Pennywise🤚

Nogitsune: "time to hunt" Pennywise:"time to float" I rest my case

No i would not trust my mother who's a psychotic bitch, especially when she looking at me like I just took the last shrimp fried egg roll that she wanted to save for later😑

bitch so was you 30 minutes ago ⚰

Hey don't talk about my smexy dilf werewolf man Derek like that

Oop, that light was a paid actor

Omg I love Jackson 😂 I never thought I'd say that😶

hahaha Derek holding Eli like a baby

"Yes you did, I saw it🥺"

Man Derek such a good dad, got me all up I my feels

I wonder how Talia was as a parent, especially with Derek since he had such trouble learning control 🤔

Man, Allison honestly fuck you. You had to ruin a good father-son moment by trying to take off Eli's head smh I could never. Stay unproblematic people💅

Not the Chinese ring daggers

Honestly flashbacks to the supply closet when Allison told Isaac that. Hey, wait a minute...no one thought to tell Isaac that his late girlfriend is back (bc they were still together when she died)

"Allison?" No bitch it's Katniss🙄

Hey foul play! You shot my man's while his back was turned!! Now you turn around allison, it's my turn! Imma pull a Peter...Peter where u at, she attacking your fav nephew, Kate her ass

Yayy Liam

dude Hikari that was fire 🔥 (no pun intended 🤣; I'm so sorry guys)

Awww he don't even care if he's hurting himself worse, he just cares about his son🥺

Shut up, Scott! Let the man talk!

Damn Scott, couldn't even take my man's pain?

Everyone but Stiles, Isaac, Theo, Kira, Cora, Corey, Hayden, and Braeden... *clears my throat and looks directly at the camera*

The oni really said, "Suprise shawty!"

I knew I should've retired 🤣🤣

Awww first thing he said was his son's name

if this was a short series we totally should've got a scene of Eli, similar to the scene where Scott Howard first transforms in the og teen wolf movie, and then he just passes out. It would've been so funny😭

I'm sorry but the song that popped in my head when that oni floated down was 🎶I'm spinning like a ballerina🎶

Why's mason's gun sound like its popping popcorn

Sheriff Stilinski said, I can be a ninja toooo

Peter's entrance is iconic and so him, such a western-soap opra villain😂

Deaton and Chris:🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️

oh c'mon Peter, I thought we were past the whole throat slashing thing😬

How does Peter always know everything 🤔

Also I want to see Eli and Peter bonding, feel like they should have a relationship ay peast similar to when Derek and Peter were younger (hell I just want to see young Derek and Peter again, give me a Hale prequel)

Peter: "Is it me? Am I the drama?"

Ofc they have a plan Scott 🙄 not everyone just makes it up as they go and pretends that hunters aren't dangerous (that's always pissed me off about Scott, not everyone is redeemable)

Allison Argent that is a child

There's gonna be an explosion

There was an explosion

Jackson worried about his tail, please bye💀🤚

Would've been better if it was actually an illusion and not really Allison

You better hobble a little faster Eli

Oh, you can't hobbled fast but ur ass can climb

Me personally, I woulda stayed in that car

"Allison stop" bc that'll work🙄

Damn Scott pulled a Satomi, nice. Why he look confused though, you forget you have supernatural reflexes my guy?🤨

lmao not him trying negotiate as she shoots arrows at them

oh but what if I'm not a werewolf? Really Eli HALE?!

Pretty eyes though 😁

Run, Forest, run

"She's tryna get an arrow through you" Omg Eli is meee like fr Scott listen to the kid

"You faint at the sight of blood?!" "No, but I might at the sight of a chopped of arm!"

You think?!

Scott flashbacks, Eli's future partner is in that car "omg we almost hit someone" jk it's Sheriff Stilinski

Peter has a right to be filled with such anger, legit family was burned alove infront of him and was in a coma for 6 years, I would've been forever angry too bc that's not just something you get over

"Allison stOoOoOp" bc that worked so well last time

also backtrack to Chris saying that Allison wouldn't kill a 15 year old, what about Boyd and Erica? Legit grl went psycho in season 2 and I don't want to here and "Well Gerard..." She still did it

"sure lets talk" 🗡🗡🏃‍♀️💨 we have very different definitions of talking

Eli and Derek are the best part of this movie🥺

Hikari said, "I got one of those too mfs"🗡

Flashbacks to when Hayden got taken by the ghost riders 😭

Meanwhile in the Hale house:

Pt. 3- 5

[coro-chan6]

Somehow Supernatural

Chapter 2: It's All Starting to Feel Real

Tags: poc!oc, gn!oc, teen!oc, panic attack, heavy cursing, Dean always needs his own warning, self-deprecating thoughts, mentions of anxiety, Cas not taking a hint, Deanstiel (or whatever the fuck Dean and Cas's ship name is), general chaos

Summary: The Winchesters and Cas have a meeting about Casey. It doesn't go too well, and Casey realizes what shit their stuck in.

Words: 2,675

I kinda felt like I was gonna vomit. Not because I needed to vomit, but because my tum-tum was doing flips and turns like a fucking rollercoaster due to my crippling anxiety. Usually, I would do little exercises that helped me regulate like my mom taught me, but that just reminded me that I was in a different universe where I might not be able to see my mom - or anyone I knew in real life - ever again. These consistent, little thoughts did not help my already upside-down stomach.

I was sitting in the bunker, in the room with the table that has the big map of the world. I liked to call this room the “meeting room” when I watched the show because… they met people in the meeting room. Come on, it was like the foyer of the bunker so everyone had to pass through it to fight and argue and shiz.

Anyway, I was sitting in the meeting room surrounded by men that I never thought I’d ever meet in person. Maybe the reason for my anxious tum was because of the “omg-smexy-men-are-staring-at-me” effect. If so… give me an anxiety stomach ache every day.

Dean sat straight across from me at the map table. Even though he wasn’t in pouncing position anymore, he was still on guard; which, I mean, valid. All that shit he’s gone through definitely made him a tough cookie. 

Castiel was standing right behind Dean’s chair like a guardian angel. I mean, literally right behind. He was basically breathing down the hunter's neck. Maybe he liked the smell.

And Sam.

Oh. Sammy. Boy!

He had his ass sat directly on the table and was staring at me in wonder. Sam’s hair was hanging in his face at an angle that was just… perfect. It was also the perfect length, not short enough to make him look like he was 15 and not long enough where he looked crusty. Did I mention that he looked fucking perfect? Honestly, if I didn’t know any better I would’ve thought Sam was the angel.

No offense, Cas.

All three attractive men were gathered around the meeting table to discuss me. Me! I was kinda feeling myself and basking in the attention that I was getting from multiple hot men before I realized something a bit alarming.

Dean, Castiel, and Sam… were deciding what to do with me. I wouldn’t put it past Dean if he decided to kill me or abandon me in the middle of bumfuck nowhere. He doesn’t seem like the type to have a father instinct for just some random teen.

…or maybe whoever’s body I’m occupying is important to him.

“Y’all gonna talk or just stare?” I asked. Yes, during my whole internal monologue full of ogling men and withering away from anxiety, not a single person talked. They gave each other looks, but they didn’t utter a word. 

Someone finally decided to speak up after realizing how weird they were being.

“So…” Sam started. He had his hand thoughtfully under his chin. I thought I might mention it because it almost took me out, “You just appeared out of nowhere?”

“I mean, I guess so. I’m just as confused as you guys are,” I spin in my chair, “Honestly, I thought I was just having one of my regularly scheduled psychedelic dreams but then, I woke up with Dean in my face.”

“A dream?” Castiel asked.

“Yeah, dude, a dream. I was basically floating in this void and then I started hearing someone telling me to wake up and then… Dean’s face.” I took another twirl in my chair. 

The guys looked like they were trying to solve a puzzle. They had their thinking caps on full blast, you should have seen their faces. 

“Did you try the usual holy water, sliver, cross stuff?” Sam turned to Dean in question.

“Yeah,” Dean replied.

I get trying to make sure I’m not a bad type of baddie, but he could have used his non-dominant hand so it wouldn’t be as hard cause damn. That shit really hurt.

“They didn’t try to attack you?” Sam continued.

“No.”

“Then, I think we should be good for now. We can let them stay here since they seem discombobulated,” Bless you, Sam. You’re the greatest of all these fuckers.

“But if they try anything, they're out,” Cas nodded along with Dean’s words. The angel barely even looked like he was listening to what Dean was actually saying, “And if we figure out you were lying about who you are, I will find a way to send you to hell. Trust me.” 

Go shit on a brick, Dean. And you too Cas, agreeing with Dean like a lost puppy. 

“Okay…” I muttered. I didn’t really like the idea of dying, especially if it was in someone else’s body, but what could I have done? Said no? Been kicked to the curb? I’m not really worth anything to them so-

…wait.

“You never told me, whose body is this?” 

All of a sudden, it got a little awkward. Sam’s cheeks were pink and Dean was avoiding my eyes. Even Cas looked a little weird.

“Well-” Dean started.

“We-” 

“Sam found the kid on a hunt and couldn’t help but save them. They almost died, but Sammy got Cas to heal them,” Dean blurted. Sam’s face turned a dark red now that the truth was out to the masses.

“W-well you cared about them enough to train them!” Sam retorted. Now it was Dean’s turn for a red face. 

“You brought them stacks of books!”

“You made them your big bacon breakfast…three times! I can barely get you to cook for me!”

“You eat salad. I’m not making a fucking salad for a meal!” 

“It’s good for your body! Your body will rot away from all the red meat you eat!”

“At least I’m not eating rabbits' food!”

“You know,” Cas finally piped up, “The kid was bound to die.”

Silence. Damn, dude. That was a bit harsh, wasn’t it? From what I heard just now, the Winchester brothers really liked this kid. It kind of makes me feel bad for pushing them from their own body, but… what was Cas saying?

“They were meant to die the night of the hunt. Right on the floor of their living room where you found them. It was their fate. It was a miracle I was able to heal them and it was almost impossible for them to survive a month like they did,” Sam and Dean were getting pissed. Castiel - bless his heart - didn’t seem to notice, “They were never supposed to have formed relations with you two because you weren’t supposed to meet them while they were still alive.”

Poor Cas and his sucky communication skills. Now due to his harsh words, the angel’s collar was being winkled by Dean’s man hands. Castiel didn’t look alarmed at all. I wasn’t sure if it was because Dean was a mere human or because the majority of the Supernatural fandom was right about these two.

“Shut up,” Dean seethed. Sam was hovering behind Dean either waiting his turn to get a lick in or making sure Dean didn’t take it too far. I was now feeling really bad because this was all making a bit of sense. I finally understood why Castiel didn’t seem fazed by my sudden appearance, why he’s been saying all this shit about how this person should be dead already.

Speaking of Castiel, he was just letting Dean choke him up against the table. I knew he didn’t really need my help in the situation, but I was starting to feel a little awkward just sitting there. It’s way different seeing these men fight when they’re on screen and I’m in a whole other world looking like a mole rat on my couch. 

With courage that I didn’t know I had, I muttered, “Guys… I need to take a shit. Real bad.”

Three pairs of eyes turned to look at me in… surprise? Disgust? Both? It didn’t really matter what they thought of my statement, all that mattered was Castiel’s insensitive words were forgotten. For now.

Fingers combing through his hair, Sam sighed, “Come on then,” he said, walking off. He expected me to follow him and I did. To the best of my ability. He’s got long fucking legs, so he’s got even longer fucking strides. I had to practically run and I’m of average height!

Sam finally stopped at the door to the bathroom. I didn’t actually have to shit, but I figured I could use this opportunity of aloneness to recoup, realign, and do all things zen. 

Closing the door to the bathroom, I let out a breath that I didn’t realize I was holding. Today was one of the weirdest days of my life. I wasn’t sure if it was a good or bad weird yet, but it was weird. I never thought I would travel to a different universe. I never thought I would ever meet the Winchesters. I never thought I would get to walk with my own two feet - mostly - through the bunker that I’ve adored for years. 

What the hell brought me here? I wasn’t really complaining, but I still have to wonder. Was this planned? Was this person’s body kept alive for me to go in it? Do I have to save this world somehow? Am I connected to something here? Was this fate like Castiel mentioned?

I sat on the toilet seat feeling pretty lost. I wasn’t sure why it was so bright in the fucking bathroom, but it was bothering me so I slammed my face onto my lap. It was dark and warm and what I really needed at the moment. 

I know, a really sharp change in my emotions, but that’s just how it be sometimes. Perhaps being alone right now wasn’t the best decision. Usually, being alone worked, but now it felt like there were 20-pound weights on my shoulders, and it was getting kind of hard to breathe. It was also really hot, so I started squirming on the toilet seat like that was gonna cool me off.  I don’t know what I thinking because that’s not how heat works.

Then, I thought I could sit on the floor and continue my deep ponder about how the fuck I got into this situation, but I finally realized I was having a panic attack and didn’t really want to move. I found that if I moved, I would black out or it would be 10 times worse, but who knows, maybe this body works differently.

So, I moved to the floor. The floor was nice and cool, but then I started thinking about spiders because I was on the floor in an underground bathroom and spiders here really made sense. I wanted to get back on the toilet, but my body didn’t wanna listen. So now, I was a lump of a human on the bathroom floor that was probably shivering, but I couldn’t really feel my body anymore.

I wonder why when my body’s panicking my thoughts are calmer than when my body’s not panicking. It doesn’t really make sense. Like, none of my thoughts were screaming at me or telling me to do stupid shit. They were just calmly saying stuff like ‘you should get up’ or ‘there might be spiders here’ or ‘your probably gonna die, but take your time’. 

Yeah, the calm thoughts were definitely worst.

Now I recognized the feeling of tears falling down my face and I felt pretty pathetic. I mean, what the fuck was I crying for? Nothing was wrong. They hadn’t killed me yet. I’d always wanted to travel to another world, but I guess my body couldn’t take it. Wait! This wasn’t even my fucking body!

“So goddamn pathetic,” I wheezed. My right cheek was pressed against the floor and when I talked I could feel the tears smearing all over the place and it gave me the ick, but I couldn’t stop myself from crying. 

I love to mention the fact that I have a superiority complex, but I never talk about the opposite of that. My dandy ‘you’re a fucking loser and will never do anything in your life’ complex. It always sneaks up on me at the worst times, like when I’m supposed to be enjoying myself in another universe for crying out loud, and makes me feel more worthless than - fucking - everything. It makes me wanna crawl into a hole and never come back out.

Feeling worthless and having a panic attack simultaneously isn’t the best. It means not only can you not breathe, but you also don’t feel like trying. So, I laid on the floor of the bathroom and didn’t do any of the breathing exercises that my therapist taught me. I just waited to black out.

“Hey, kid, you doing okay in there?” Sam’s voice sounded so far away. I could barely hear it. My lungs were starting to hurt from lack of air, so I curled my aching body into a pathetic little ball.

Pathetic.

“Did you hear me?” Sam sounded. I didn’t move a muscle. I wasn’t surprised when I heard his footsteps getting farther from the door. Of course, he would abandon me. Even I would abandon myself. I was so damn pathetic that I didn’t deserve to be cared for.

Bang!

“Kid! What the hell?” Sam’s voice was now closer. Was it odd that I could smell him? Was I really that desperate for someone that I was imagining things?

So fucking pathetic.

Strong arms lifted me off the floor. I was now pushed against a firm chest and not cold tiles. I don’t think I was imagining this, but I wasn’t gonna get my hopes up. I couldn’t see much because of the tears, so I just snuggled deeper into Sam’s flannel.

More footsteps approached. More voices.

“What the hell happened?”

“They were in the bathroom and I heard sobbing, but they wouldn’t answer the door.”

“Are they hurt?” 

“No, I think they’re having a panic attack.”

“A what?”

“A panic attack, Dean. I’m just gonna get them to lay down somewhere other than the floor.”

“The floor? Did they pass out?”

Sam brushed my hair back to see my face, “Maybe. They’re awake now.”

When we got to the couch, Sam put me down and crouched in front of me. He was looking into my eyes while I was trying to look at his. 

“Breathe with me,” Sam whispered gently. 

I tried to do what he said, but my lungs were burning. Every breath I tried to take would come out shaky or devolve into a sob. Sam slowly took my hands, giving me a chance to pull away, and continued breathing with me. It took a while, but soon I was breathing steadily and my crying had stopped.

“You okay?” Sam asked.

I nodded.

“You want some water?” 

I nodded again.

“Dean?” Sam turned to his brother that was standing behind him, “Mind getting them some water?”

Before Dean could move Castiel appeared with a glass of water in hand. I hadn’t even noticed he had left. The angel handed me the glass and while I gulped it down, he stayed hovered over me. He looked really worried, but I wasn’t sure why.

“Does this happen a lot?” Sam questioned. His hand was still holding one of mine. It was comforting.

“Yeah,” I croaked, “No big deal.”

“Is there something wrong with them?” The shorter brother asked.

“Nah, I’m just kinda sensitive,” I huffed, “Kind of hoped I wouldn’t have to deal with that in this body.”

“Sorry you have to,” said Sam, “I know how it feels.”

Well, well, well. One of my personal headcannons was true. 

I gave Sam a smile and finally let go of his hand. I didn’t really wanna talk about this anymore.

“So, you guys got anything to eat?”

I used my own experience with panic attacks to write the scene in this chapter, so if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all.

AN: loved this chapter sm. I really like the tone of this fanfiction and I'm gonna try to keep it like this so when it gets dark... well- it doesn't get too depressing.

Hope you enjoyed!

[dengenej]

HEESEUNG PFP OMG

YESS OFC HAHAHA (he looks so smexy)

[siphoklansan]

HAPPY NEW YEAR SIPHOK!!!! MAY THIS YEAR BE BETTER THEN ALL THOSE BEFOREEEEE

I BRING BRAINROT!!!!

Lying down on the couch, waiting for the countdown playing on the Television to begin. Slotted right against Leona’s back, his heartbeat thumping into your back gently, slowly. Every beat a passing second, bringing both of you one step closer to the new year.

He dragged you into his arms the moment both of you sat down, and refused to let go afterwards. The blanket you picked out was kicked, discarded onto the ground. Considering you had a fluffy heater behind you, it wasn’t much use… unless you wanted to boil alive.

A breath wafted against the bare nape of your neck. A strangle rumbling emerged from behind you, a weight pressing itself into the curve of your shoulder. Glancing backwards, you had to stifle a laugh.

The oh great house warden of Savanaclaw, asleep like a baby. Eyelids shut, eyelashes fluttering with every breath. Leona looks calmer, asleep. Cuter, even.

In the background, you could vaguely hear numbers counting down. Yet nothing really mattered at this moment, other then the both of you.

Carefully, you raised a hand, finger trembling. Reaching towards Leona’s nose.

3…2…1

Tapping it, you chuckled as Leona’s emerald eyes opened, blinking wearily at you.

“Happy new year, Leona.”

Despite himself, Leona’s lips curled upwards ever so slightly. Shooting you a dastardly smirk. In the blink of an eye, you could feel something warm and soft press against your lips.

A gentle kiss.

“Happy New Year, Siphok.”

ANYWAYS THANK YOU FOR BEING MOOTS WITH ME UWIQNWKSKWK

HOLY SHIT???? CERU?? EXCUSR ME??? HOW DARE YOU??ERROFJERFENRIFJENRIFNDDJIDJSWIDJASIDNWOCJWEIMDWIJDWIMDIWM WHY ARE YOU ATTACKING ME OMG I’M A VICTIM😭😭😭💖💖💖💖💖SCMR4DIESJIANUSIXJISNAKS GONNA FUCKING CRY WHAT IS THIS IT’S SO URFRUFGRUFRUHFRUFHEUFHUH

OH TO SPEND A NEW YEAR WITH A HOT SMEXY SMEXY LION WITH DARK BROWN HAIR AND GREEN EYES AND TALL AND HAVE SCAR ON HIS LEFT EYE AND MUSCULAR AND EEPY ALL THE TIME (AND DEPRESSED, TBH) AND WHO’S NAME IS LEONA KINGSCHOLAR FROM THE HIT GAME TWISTED WONDERLAND‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

HAPPY NEW YEARS TO YOU THOUGH CERU THANK YOU FOR TAKING YOUR TIME OUT TO WRITE THIS (READ: THANKING YOU FOR BLESSING ME WITH YOUR WRITING ONCE AGAIN)

since this is considered an attack I will attack you back🤨 i call it self defense👁️👁️

[todayisawthewhxlewxrld]

FR THO, like atp we need just a filter for asks 🙄 It's nice to interact with your favs

I might post my writing out of boredom, because I have one written already, but I feel like if I post it I'm not gonna be able to post regularly. Just because I lose motivation, and die 😭

ALSO ARE YOU IN MY WALLS OR SMTH? I WROTE MY ART COMMENT THINKING OF MY DRAWING OF CHOSO 💀 I keep staring at it I love it sm I CANNOTT, rumor has it if you come into my room you might catch me pecking a kiss onto the page. God I love Choso sm, hes on my mind all the time, like atp I'm gonna charge him for rent 😭

Srsly tho, I didn't mean to draw him. I've been thinking of him so often that when I started drawing in my sketchbook, it just.. Turned into him. I don't even really be drawing men (I find it difficult, I have a really feminine style 💀) but I did it, and he looks a little cutesy rather than smexy, but for some reason it fits him??

Someone please end my suffering, well it isn't suffering, but I'm so obsessed with him 😔💔 I don't mind it, until my friends tell me I'm annoying cause I keep talking about him (Honestly they're sick in the head and need help, which I will NOT give cause this is so fake of them. I'll remember these moments when they call me at 9 pm again 😒)

BUT FR HELP, LIKE WHY DID MY FRIENDS KEEP ME UP UNTIL 5 AM?!?! I WOKE UP AT 3 PM, SO I'M TIRED. Gonna have to take a nap to even it out 😞 My dentures are tired yk? My bones ache from being awake 😢 (I love being dramatic)

But get to work. My forehead is cold and in need of ekisses 🤞😋 (I keep reading what you said because it makes me giggle, you're so funny 😭🙏)

GAHHJJSJAKKA, Im literally squealing like a little girl over all the romantic things in all of your stories omgomgomg. I NEED SOMEONE TO TREAT ME LIKE THIS, Standards have been risen impossibly high 💀

XOXO 👽 (Might nap after this, I'll let you know 😽)

oh yeah if i don’t write a whole smau before posting it i would never post regularly LMFAO that’s how it was with my first smaus …. shivers… BUTTTT who cares about posting regularly post ur writing 😈😈😈😈

yes i’m in ur walls if u hear scratching its just meeee! but no i get it the choso brain rot is REAL and debilitating… just a brain full of choso…. omg how silly u mostly draw women and i mostly draw men… i think the only women i draw is like rei and shoko LMFAO

YOULL RMBR THOSE MOMENTS WHEN THEY CALL AT 9PM LMFOAOAOAOA…. UNTIL 5AM??? i’d die like i’d simply pass away i fear.

i am glad u like the… romantic… aspects of my writing bc …. i suck at writing the romance parts i fear anyway i hope u had a good nap if u did nap !