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#he should’ve listened
lookstairs · 8 months
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Jason: I’m taking the kid outside
Dick: Don’t forget the harness
Jason: She barley started walking, I doubt I’ll need to worry about her running off
Dick: Just trust me the harness will make things easier
Jason [walking out the door carrying Mari]: Pfft whatever
[20 minutes later]
Jason: FUCK.
Dick[running out]: What happened??! Is Mari ok?!
Jason: She just started FLOATING UP!AND NOW SHE WONT COME DOWN
Dick:(sigh)
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watchingwisteria · 2 years
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namor being called “a child without love” by a spanish friar who was cooperating with and supporting conquistador enslavers when namor was literally there because he loved his mom and she loved the surface world and this was her home and they were desecrating it with pure evil.. oh it made me MAD
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haliaiii · 2 years
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This one goes out to like the 5 gakupo stans remaining in 2022
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ribcage · 2 months
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Top ten people who should’ve just been at the club
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astrobei · 6 months
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friday i’m in love just dethroned talk me down as my most played song of all time so this was a big year for me personally
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Missed Chase Brody’s birthday yesterday because this fuck got me in a chokehold
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not-a-month-107 · 2 years
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CHAOS!!
Amity Park residents claim to have seen local ghostly hero Phantom in a cape and crown just a few hours ago when a ghost began to demand an audience with a king! Residents say the cape and crown quickly disappeared when Phantom noticed people had begun to crowd around and flew with the ghost in the opposite direction.
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It’s the Ectober time y’all and I wanted to indulge a bit in some ghost king Danny ✨ it was fun messing with the shapes here and was just glad the idea came together decently well
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bigboyhammerhead · 5 months
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~TAZ: Amnesty Spoilers~
[grabbing you by the shoulders and shaking you violently] Even though I would give anything for Ned to have told Aubrey the truth, for him to be alive, I know it would never truly have be Ned doing so. For him to live, Ned would’ve had to tell the truth, and would’ve had to do so for his own benefit. He was already riddled with so much guilt, and by the time Aubrey confronts him in the crypotonomica, he’d already known the truth for months and months, and had to deal with the guilt of it and of shade tree and of Barclay and Agent Stern. He knew that the fate of Aubrey’s mother and her house was on him, even if not entirely. He blamed Boyd for getting him into it, but he blamed himself for giving in, and for going, and for staying as things got less and less along the lines he he normally draws for himself. He saw himself as inherently flawed and inherently unforgivable. He didn’t think he deserved to be redeemed in Aubrey’s eyes, and telling her the whole truth would’ve been to allow him to feel less guilt. It was his form of penance, his way of punishing himself. He loved Aubrey and he loved Duck and he loved Mama—he was a tender, loving soul who desperately wanted someone to see past the mask and look at him for who he truly was—and he would never have put himself before them or Sylvain. We know he would’ve run away if he hadn’t taken the bullet for Dani. But he should’ve been able to see the stars forever. He should’ve been able to see the stars forever.
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leafsheep · 2 months
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Med student Bruce is one of my favorite things to ever.
Specifically Med student Bruce and all the insane shit he saw but was too sleep deprived to realize were red flags.
Bruce absentmindedly nodding along to a Psych major Jonathan Crane as he explains the concept of weaponizing fear and how using fears to control others is completely possible. He thinks there’s been a movie about that, but he doesn’t want to spoil anyones fun.
Bruce tiredly taking a pamphlet from one Ms. Pamela Isley and skimming it, concluding it as an environmental awareness handout when in actuality it was incredibly extremist and he did not notice the scathing commentary on humans as a whole.
Bruce vaguely listening to the ramblings of a soon to be Dr. Quinzel about her new boyfriend who Bruce personally thinks is a little bit of a maniac but she seems to just like those types of people and he’s sure that won’t lead to anything in the future.
Some things are more obvious than others in retrospect but looking back how was he supposed to know that stuff would be relevant later in his life?
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sunmisbf · 30 days
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it pisses me off every time i remember how famous peso pluma is even though he sings like absolute shit if i was a man that literally could’ve been me
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twinkskeletons · 2 years
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did bisexual musician pete wentz give off whiny cishet vibes when writing about fame, the music industry, his struggle with bipolar disorder, the iraq war and the trial of fred hampton jr
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i saw a post on here a while ago saying that if lucas had went with mike to lenora, he would’ve looked at mike weirdly for the awkward af airport hug then wrapped will in a bear hug and now i really want a fic where byler gets lucas’d on the way back to hawkins
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daylighteclipsed · 2 months
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Did y’all notice Astarion and Cazador have the same idle animation where they examine their nails or whatever. I’m gonna throw up
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otrtbs · 1 year
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now is the time when i come out and say that i hate the term “fix it fic” so very much
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jungwookjins · 5 months
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231209 fansign (cr. @fOr_OOO on twt)
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nerdyerror · 1 year
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There are two types of tragic heros:
The ones that have to much faith in their own judgment.
And the ones that do not have enough.
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