The Jl asking….casually… if bruce has a favorite kid and he answers without looking up, ‘oh yeah its steph’ and they're all flabbergasted because damn they didn't expect him to just admit to it that quickly and/or easily and so later clark is slowly, gently breaking the news to cass/damian that bruce admitted steph is his favorite and barry told wally who told dick and roy who told jason and they don't seem torn up about it at all and then they tell steph and she screams in frustration and throws something at a wall and yells ‘shit is it september already???” and they are utterly confused so a week later or so jason calls them over to the watchtower and goes ‘hey b who’s your favorite kid?’ and bruce looks up and makes dead eye contact with him and says ‘damian.’
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Patrick? Is that you?
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@trickster-but-also-a-star
◇》》 The Surface, taxes, my stress levels - the usual. 《
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Im sorry but why is my dad making fun of me for self harming? He should be fucking helping me he doesn't know the pain I feel
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do u think gojo would use lame sorcerer themed pickup lines. like he goes up to reader and is like:
"I'll expand your domain ;) "
"babe is your name cursed technique blue? because im seriously attracted to you 😎"
" u know what else is limitless? my undying love for you 😘 "
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Heart: Hey, wanna hear a funny joke?
Mind: I only like dark humor.
Heart, turning the lights off: ..What do you call a fake noodle?
Mind: get the hell out of my room
Heart: An IMPASTA!
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❝ is it that time of the week already? ❞
hm. he must have lost count. well. he can play games. his jacket? all the way off. enjoy that sweater vest look. forearms out, collar visible.
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6 for darcy!! Especially considering their own medical experience
OC Asks!!
6: If they were badly injured, and for whatever reason couldn't go to a hospital, who would they go to for help?
Bold of you to assume he would ever go to a hospital in the first place. He just deals with things himself. He would amputate his own arm if it came down to it, because he just trusts himself more than anyone else.
Most you're gonna get out of him asking for help with anything medical is "Hold this tourniquet for me. Great." or "Here's a watch, if I can't get the finger reattached within five minutes, yell at me for making it unusable will you?"
Even when he was alive as a resurrectionist VERY LEGAL AND UPSTANDING SURGEON he just cut out the middle man in everything. If you want something done right just do it yourself and all that jazz.
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"Hey Wanderer, I'm going to McDonalds, do you want anything?" -Tsaritsa
"Yeah, I want happiness. Do they have that?"
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rick riordan naming the son of iris the rainbow goddess “butch” .. out of pocket
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Knowledge Revenge.
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As I'm watching anime with my dad
Me: *His favorite characters name* will be in this season a lot more, so that'll be fun.
Him: Who?
Me, resisting the urge to sigh: Picklehead.
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Boss: who's ready to go back to center and PT from 3:30 to 4?
Me: *jokingly* will we get overtime?
Boss: yeah
Me: wait really?
Boss: yeah
Me: then I'm down fo-
Boss: I lie sometimes
Me: D:
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