small aside but y'know how luffy's stupidity is usually met with physical abuse of some kind? anyway. here's law's worst in response to luffy being manipulated by his arch nemesis
thinking about arthur who has crazy quick reflexes and is a relatively light sleeper who woke up to the sound of someone in his room and saw merlin crouched down messing with his keys before softly asking “whatre you doing?…before breakfast?”
Wilbur: Who's the lucky- who's the lucky lady, who's Missa, what's she like?
Phil: It's a dude. *laughs*
Wilbur: Phil, you didn't tell me you were bi, and also polyamorous.
Phil: Definitely not.
Wilbur: What does Kri- what does Kristin think of your- of your... husband?
Phil: SHE'S NOT CANON IN THIS UNIVERSE! And we- and it's not like that, it's not like that- it's uh, we're- it's platonic, we're just dude's hanging out protecting an egg-
okay this is actually kinda funny. i like that they gave levy just enough screentime throughout the season to make us view him through mark's perspective
anyways Sonic Prime was a good time, a cute little Sonic show I’ll revisit just like Boom and X.
I’m so grateful that it gave us one of the best incarnations of Shadow since 06, for the first time in a long time Shadow felt like Shadow, and I’m gonna miss him most of all
Prime Shadow, my beloved, you were bigger than the whole sky
baths with boothill that aren’t really baths with boothill — he’s there in the bathroom, not in the water but situated behind you outside of the tub. it’s best he doesn’t get wet. he can’t help you wash up the way any other lover might but he doesn’t let that stop him from assisting in other ways, handing you bottles of floral soap and shampoo, rinsing suds away from your hair and arms with the cup you keep on the ledge of porcelain.
it’s a tempting thought, reaching into the water beneath the fluffy bubbles in search of more — the mounds of your breasts or perhaps the plush of your thighs. despite his heavy want, he knows he can’t. though, there are other ways he can touch you, less dangerous ways. the few drops of water that roll along metal fingers as he runs them through your hair are all but insignificant. they’re cool against your skin once they reach your nape, thumbs making a home at the base of your neck while the others settle the curve of your jaw. and then he’s tipping your head back, forcing your gaze to meet his.
you smile when you catch sight of him and it takes no more than a second for him to mirror the expression. how could he not? he bumps his nose against the tip of yours once and then twice before his impatience becomes unbearable and he steals your lips in a kiss.
it’s warm, the opposite of his touch, but you love them both the same.
I guess I'll grow used to the new me, horns and all. The people will see a curiosity, maybe even a beast hungry for their souls. But I will slay their monsters, keep them safe, and one day they will see The Blade of Frontier again!
We all talk about how Penelope is strong in the 3x01 "Mr Bridgerton" scene because she doesn't fold after his shameless flirting but do you know what is true strenght? This moment right here. Because that boy is TOUCHING HER BARE ARM and TAKING HER HAND and he says "you really are very good, you know?" in the SOFTEST VOICE KNOWN TO MAN. And like... i'm sorry. I'm sorry but WHAT THE FUCK. HOW DID SHE NOT IMMEDIATELY FALL TO HER KNEES? Penelope Featherington is truly the strongest out of everyone because sure, she is desperately pining for him - but at least she keeps it under wraps. I would not have been able. If Colin Bridgerton said something like that to me I would have had no choice but to hit my knees and ask him if he would be kind enough as to compromise me immediately.