#he’s supposed to be father not daddy please 😭

[prettyboyhowl]

The things I would do to Officer Acker, the things I would let him do to me 🔗

I’m. I’m sorry? 😃 Anon why have you used that emoji- don’t answer that LOL help, the way I had to read this ask twice 😭😭

[hemmingsleclerc]

Hi! Could you write a fic with dad!Carlos x reader, where they have twins, and they're in a family gathering, they're playing UNO with the kids, each has one twin, but then Carlos loses, reader won, and pretenting to be super offended and says reader cheated, and everybody is siding with her, including the twins, and he pretends to cry, and the kids feel bad and hug and kiss their daddy? Thank you! <3

UNO! ┃CS55

note: ugh I love dad!Carlos 😭💕 this request was soo funny, I loved it

The Sainz family gathered for a joyful family reunion, and laughter echoed through the living room. Carlos and his wife Y/N watched over their energetic twins, Adrian and Noah, as they ran around the room, their laughter mingling with their voices.

"Alright, who wants to play a game?!" Y/N asked. Carlos approached the large table in the living room with different board games and the twins approached the table excitedly to grab their places.

''UNO! Please!'' Noah shouted holding up the deck of brightly colored cards.

''Yes! I love that game!'' Adrian nodded in agreement

''Alright, UNO will be''

Carlos smiled, knowing that a game of UNO with his lively twins was always chaos. "Are you guys ready?" he asked, ruffling Adrian's hair as he sat at the table next to him.

Adrian nodded enthusiastically, his eyes shining with anticipation. "Yes, Dad! We'll beat Mommy, right, Noah?"

Noah nodded, his small hand clutching a handful of UNO cards. ''Of course, because I will win!''

The game began with cheers and jokes. Y/N and Carlos teamed up with one of the twins each, creating a competition. As the game progressed, laughter filled the room and the twins' infectious giggles warmed their parents' hearts.

''Come on Noah!'' Carlos said frustrated, ''Why do you always give me +4 cards?''

Noah giggled ''Sorry papá''

However, luck seemed to favor Y/N and Noah as they drew card after card, inching closer to victory. Carlos and Adrián exchanged determined looks, but despite their best efforts, their stack of cards steadily grew thanks to Y/N's strategies.

Finally, with a triumphant smile, Y/N laid down her last card, declaring herself the winner. "UNO!" she exclaimed, her eyes full of joy and amusement as she watched Carlos throw his stack of cards onto the table.

Carlos's jaw dropped in mock disbelief, his playful expression turning into an exaggerated pout. "No, c'mon! You cheated, amor! You must have! I was winning," he exclaimed, feigning offense.

Y/N rolled her eyes playfully and her laughter filled the room. "Oh, come on, Carlos! You're just jealous because you lost fairly, once again I proved to be the best at this game, accept it cariño."

The room erupted in laughter as Carlos continued his charade, pretending to be deeply hurt by his defeat. "But…but…I thought we were a team, Adrian!" He said, turning to his son with feigned disappointment when he saw how he celebrated his mother's victory.

Adrian giggled, shaking his head. "Sorry, daddy! Mommy's the best at UNO!"

"No fair, Noah! You're supposed to be on my team!" Carlos exclaimed, turning to his other son, who simply grinned in response.

The rest of the family joined in, mocking Carlos affectionately as he continued his theatrics, pretending to wipe away imaginary tears while covering his face. However, the twins, sensing his father's distress, exchanged a worried look.

"Papá, you're the best in the world!" Adrian declared, throwing his arms around Carlos in a tight hug.''Please don't cry! We didn't want to make you feel bad''

Noah joined in, wrapping his little arms around Carlos's neck. "We love you, papá!"

Carlos's heart filled with warmth as he hugged his children tightly, his playful façade fading. Y/N watched everything fondly as she saw her husband along with their little children.

With a satisfied smile, Carlos leaned down to plant a kiss on the forehead of each of his twins. "I love you both more than anything in the world," he whispered, his voice choked with emotion.

[etheries1015]

I had a cursed thought. What if you and Lilia are getting steamy, and you call him "Daddy". And it's an instant turn-off for him because it makes him remember little Silver calling him that (and that instantly killed his snake)

AAHHHHH THATS SO FUNNYYY AND HORRIBLE honestly I will never understand the daddy or mommy kink so I too would lose my sexual appetite, but I can imagine it far worse for Lilia, who is indeed a dad 😭🤣 granted, Silver calls him "father" ... HAHA

MC getting steamy, sitting on Lilias lap pressing against his erection and leaning over to whisper in his ear...

MC- Please...I want you inside me, daddy

Lilia, freezing all of his movements- What...did you just say, my dear?

MC- ...Daddy?

Lilia, who's now soft, and runs a stressed hand through his hair- Well. I was always interested in such play, but now that I experience it in action, I can say with full confidence I do not enjoy it!

MC- any specific reason why? You even got soft over it! I wasn't THAT horrible and un-sexy at saying it, was I?!

Lilia- No no, of course not dear. You will always be appealing to me no matter what you say. Its just that....

MC folding their arms and tilting their head- uh-huh...?

Lilia- It reminds me of Silver!

MC, mortified- WHAT? me calling you 'daddy' reminded me of your SON? that's kind of fucked up (jokingly)

Lilia- oh hush now! I mean when Silver was a babe, he used to call me daddy. I suppose I can't hear that word the same! Whenever I hear the term "daddy" my mind wanders to his fat little hands grabbing at my hair whining; "Daddy! Daddy! Wets go pway!" Or something of the sort. Now that I think of it, I never liked the term "daddy," to begin with, so I had him call me "father" if he insisted as addressing me as his parent.

MC- ohh... Well. I'm not sure how to recover from this, the mood is broken. Do you want to be called something else...?

Lilia- hmm...

Lilia uses a swift hand to grasp your wrists and push your back against the soft bed, chuckling at your surprise and planting a kiss upon your forehead.

Lilia- Let's forget about silly little names for now. How about we just enjoy our time together per usual, hmm?

[anatrik]

First thoughts TTPD:

What a lana x folklore girlie win this issss!

1.Fortnight is about matty?? HAHAHAHA also why did this make me think of when holt was going running with the ladies when he was in witness protection??? Crying. Fav line has to be they were supposed to take me away but they forgot to come and get me. So sad but also so cool in relation to her cancellation/return. 10/10

2. TTPD- not so hahahaha anymore IS THIS ACTUALLY A FUCKING MATTY HEALY ALBUM??? There was a typewriter at the 1975 show she performed anti-hero at? Unless its somehow about harry? Who else is tattooed on her roster??? Or is this about herself? Kinda feel like modern idiots/who’s going to decode is directed at us lol😂 9/10?

3.My boy only breaks his favourite toys- went in expecting mad woman rage. Pleasantly surprised. king of my heart to queen of sandcastles he destroys….DESTROYED ME. Are you fucking kidding me rn? Im caling it. Best song. Im crying at 7.30 am this is not funny anymore. Also THANK YOU FOR NOT SLANDERING DAD. I knew you wouldnt let us down like that. Also the chorus sounds like long story short😭 oh this is so sad. Once i fix me hes going to miss me? He was my best friend?😭 he runs because he loves me? Stopp😭😭 1000000/10

4.Down bad- ….aaaand we’re back to MATTY AGAIN? He does not deserve this spotlight but why are all the song so goood😭😭😭 is this why artists love to date problematic men? It unlocks some extraordinary potential? Crazy crazy girl😭 also stay down (bad) 🤌🏾 shes done it again 10/10 also for personal reasons i will be believing this is about joe in that Tom/Joe/met gala overlap period when she was photographed going to the gym a lot and that this is about all that yearning please let it be about that plesplesplesplesplesples also down bad waking up in blood staring at the sky…like i lost a twin is giving bigger than the whole sky🥺

5. So long, london- so so long long, lon-don DONE? ok miss girl😭 the hoax parallels😭 dont be undoing the song i was going to play at my weddddding what is wrong with you😭 my only one my smoking gun to two graves one gun youll find someone??? Also reminds me of la la land :/ how much sad did you think I had in me? You wrote hoax so a lot ok leave us alone. crying again. 10000000000000000/10 oh lol its a track 5 ofc it is😂

6. But daddy I love him- she really said if you ever liked, shared or even LOOKED at the ‘vivaa las vegas’ memes you cant come to the wedding and shes so real for it. Lfgggg. Ubothered unhinged uhmazing. Growing up precocious sometimes means you still hold on to that princess/quarterback wattpad fantasy AS IS YOUR RIGHT QUEEN GO THE FUCK OFF🥳 100000/10 calling out toxic fandom for the first time and we love to see it🫡 this is suchhhh a happy songggg you deserve ALL the chaos and revelry.

7. Fresh out the slammer- god she gets it. Like sure he was great and he is still my biological father and everything but as a decidedly melancholy person myself who has constantly had atleast one close friend in a deep depression I can see how all that heavy lifting can just get heavy at some point especially when youre a partner and their sole lighthouse in wtv storms be out there buffeting their mental health. Its not for everyone and thats so fair and so valid but so sad as well. 10/10 for the honesty.

8. Florida- she really said girlrot summer🫡 this is the lanaest song ever. So lucky one/nothing new coded. This will be the First song I repeat and then so long london. Aaaghhh how i love a self aware melancholic anxious little superstar. 90283749292/10 thank you for giving florence an entire verse whew. Little did you know your home’s really only a town you’re just a guest in is soooo going on my body forever

9. Guilty as sin?- honestly just fuck if it means we dont have to hear about how desirable ratty healy is man ffs. IThe only reason he looks so hot is bc hes forbidden. You have to trust me on this. He’s sooo mid JESUS. U cant be writing hozier lyrics about a man that hasn’t met a shower😭 1000000/10 writing. -16392992/10 content. Unrequited love/lust truly is the greatest weapon in a poets arsenal bc where is this energy in the joe songs binch?😭 this is such a teen in love with a 26 yo creep who called me so mature for my age mom you just dont get ittt anthem😂😂

10. Who’s afraid of little old me?- is a warning 😂 im so here for it. Like yes I still hate matty with all my heart and soul but yes I agree fans should not be allowed so much of an opinion on another persons life and yes I should be afraid (I am). She said aight love letter era over I AM WRITING YOU ALL HATE MAIL AND I’M HAND DELIVERING IT. Shes sooo done pretending to be the relatable girl next door when she’s anything but and is now reminding us of it and yes yes yessss girl OWN ITTTTTTTT. I’ve been saying for agesssss that there is a darkness under all that sunshine from where she clawed her way to the top and this is sooo vindicating. 10000000000000/10 favourite song ever. Mad woman wishes she was who’s afraid of little old me. I am unwell. I am in love. This is the Taylor Swift i stan. The marketing genius the calculating business woman the puppet master with narcotics in her songs thats why we sing along🫡 she so can handle a dangerous man

11. I can fix him (no really I can)- you cant.

12. loml- ofc. OFC. Its the saddest song of all time. OFC. Fuck offf ughhhh. 😭😭😭😭😭 its giving happiness. Its giving divorce. i am a child of a broken home now and my parents still love each other and hold so much regret still. What do i do with thissss? Im just a little girl taylorrr! 1002380292011010101/10 soo so gooood.

13. I can do it with a broken heart- first of all track 13. Love it. Second of all the upbeat barbieness of it all. Third of all I FINALLY PLACED IT. Shes in her unrelatable era. She is not your girl next door. You will never understand her life. She is as much a phenomenon as a person and we literally only see as much as she allows us to and honestly if i have to get put in my place theres noooo better way to have it done. Im having such a great time actually. 10 BILLION TRILLION OUT OF 10 you tellll em girl you FUCKING TELL EM.

14. Smallest man who ever lived- not going to speculate on who it is bc they clearly had a serious problem and its not a joke but damn :/ thats so sad :/ hope they get help? Didnt expect this to be what the song was about at all?

15. The alchemy- she said TRAVIS IS MY BOY WITH HER WHOLE CHEST😌 10/10

16. Clara bow- did she just name drop herself ? I was so right about unrelatable era. Also the Subtle nod to olivia/sabrina noted and appreciated. Lucky one/castles crumbling (mature version) fr fr. Solid legacy song.

17. The black dog- shared your secrets with and location is the same whiplash as a red rose grew up out of ice frozen ground with no one around to tweet it🤌🏾 joe songs hit so so different 😭😭😭 1000000000/10

18. imgonnagetyouback- the valiant roar was not so valiant and more of a mew i guess. 7/10

19. The albatross- oh this is the ONE. The album defining song for sureeee. Mad woman on coke. A rose by any other name is a scandal???? Thats my religion right there. Little last great American dynasty twist there at the end! Fuck yea. She does reallly try to warn the men in her life have to give her that. One gazillion/10

20. Clearly god has favourites and they are the ppl called chloe or sam or sophia or marcus😭 ALSO this song is about joe for sure. The internet starlet hasss to be delaney rowe!!!! It HAS TO BE. 10/10

21. How did it end?- shes back for the fans😂 plot twist the breakup is with yall🤌🏾 but yesss say it louder! One gasp and then how did it end. So good. 100/10

22. So high school- lmao aristotle grand theft auto ONLYY taylor swift man😭😂 you know what you want and boy you got her🫡🫡 11/10

23. I hate it here- mother’s having a mental breakdown kids yk the drill🤌🏾 10/10

24. ThanK you aIMiee- what better way to say fuck you to a hater than to thank her for jumpstarting your legacy my god!!! She is insane for this. The capitalisation is a bit petty tho ngl. 8/10

25. I look in peoples windows- once again I thank you for the kindness and respect shown to joe. Never doubted you but thank you nevertheless. 10/10 short as nice to have a friend but it didnt need to be longer.

26. The prophecy- its so sad and humbling to see even a woman at where she is having to beg for love bc that literally is the nature of love. Something humiliating, to have to beg for 🤷‍♀️ cards playing out like fools in a fable cursed like eve got bitten. No one writes like her damn. 10/10

27. Cassandra- very madeline miller on this one. Love love loveee modern takes on tragic greek women. 100/10

28. Peter- ah fuck. This one is going to hurt (it did). 1000000/10 my ribs get the feeling she did😭 all her joe related aches are so bone deeeep ugh. Promises oceans deep but never to keep😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 oh god it hurtsss it hurts it hurtss

29. The bolter- curious child ever reviled except by her father wow.

30. Robin- OMG! I needed this song growing up sooo bad. That way to go tiger felt so so warm like running into a kitchen after a day of being in the mud and u tell ur mum the silly things u did and shes genuinely interested and impressed by your smol victories. A bajillion/10

31. The manuscript- postmortem of every ex ever🤌🏾 love it.

[dana-chan-the-control-brain]

nooo you cannot fucking do this to me😭😭 you can't get me obsessed with another ship 😭

for real tho you guys are so big brained please leave some braincells for us too

It's okay.

All my braincells that are supposed to be actually working on my projects are just dancing with shipping rot brain. XD

Glad you're on the RuinxKc train too XD

Another thing...

I believe Ruin before he got cured of the virus, tended to have a really high opinion of things that Spawned from KC. Like Bloodmoon himself and the Original Eclipse.

And the only reason he sent off Bloodmoon to kill his father was that he was bored and it was to entertain Bloodmoon specifically. Like, Ruin had no claim or reason for wanting BM to attack KC. It was just "Here, have some money for the arcade. Have fun" type of thing XD

Also in this AU, we're saying that KC talked Bloodmoon down, didn't antagonize him, and Bloodmoon was able to get free of Ruin's influence, then.

Bloodmoon Haaaaaaates the idea of his Father Dating. As he's been training with KC to satisfy his bloodlust. And "hussies" just take lost time away he can have with his father.

Bloodmoon has grown a lot, but he's still a work in progress and prone to relapses. He also has daddy issues and is very protective of KC now that he actually has a father who cares about him and isn't using him for personal gain.

Bloodmoon finding out that he's dating the guy who brought him back just to use him...and electrocuted him Even worse.

Bloodmoon has gremlin pouty energy and has convoluted "plans" to drive them apart that really don't go anywhere. (he's more like an edgy kid disapproving of the guy his single father is dating and he wants more time spent with KC, cause he still believes he hasn't changed a lot despite his progress)

KC fumbled the ball on communicating properly to Bloodmoon what was going on. (I like to give him faults like this that aren't entirely hypocritical to his character unlike in canon tsams) But he's working on it, and their relationship isn't perfect either.

[604to647]

WIP Wednesday (so/too many things 🫣)

Thank you for the tag @mermaidgirl30 😘

A productive week of writing! Writing Birthday Bunny for P's birthday really got me back into the groove of writing for our Safest with You couple 🥰

Ch. 15 - The BBQ is written but needs a good, scrub down edit 😂:

Clawing down your partially exposed body, clamouring to find the inside tie that separate him from your soft body, Din pauses only to pull you away from the car so he can unlock the door; as soon as it opens, he walks you backwards and helps you up onto the seat, scooting you back so your legs dangle out the door. 

“There,” Din says huskily, as he finds the little knot on the right inside seam of your dress and pulls so it unfurls, “you aren’t out in the open anymore.”  He spreads apart the fabric of your dress so you’re presented to him in your pretty pink mesh and ruffles lingerie set; he sucks in his breath. 

“Just for you, daddy,” you coo.  You knew Din wouldn’t be expecting something so flirty and naughty under the dress you had picked for what was supposed to be a casual and wholesome family event.

Ch. 16 - The Matchup is about 80% done as well:

The roar of the crowd is deafening.  Despite this being an unsanctioned match, the spectators have showed up in droves, drawn in by Din’s celebrated fight history, the underlying family rivalry, or both.

When Din and the contingent from Mando’s make their ring entrance, the noise level somehow crescendos; you hold Bea and Lala’s hands and catch Paz’s eye with your own, shining bright with pride as you cheer loud.  Somehow Din discerns your voice over the crowd and as he passes your row, looking calm and formidable, he finds you and his eyes soften just long enough to throw you a wink before settling back into a steely glare.  Jimmy on the other hand follows behind Greef, all pumping fists and testosterone fueled howls.  He hypes up the crowd even more, reaching in to fist bump you and the girls, and accepts a hair tousle from Paz’s long reaching arm.

The last part of Mi Galleta will be posted on Friday! I can't believe I finished a series 😭 I already started to miss our scowly bouncer and his Cookie, so I decided I would try my hand at @undercoverpena's April Showers Challenge for them - the opening lines are written (plus moodboard made):

“Keep your eyes open, Cookie.”

Your eyes snap open at Pero’s command, followed by a slower opening of your plush mouth into an oh shape before you let out a whimper.

He’s working you open so deftly with just two of his fingers, it’s a wonder you’re not crying out obscenities and pleading to come.  But you have to stay quiet; you are, after all, at Pero’s place of work.

Finally, because I don't know what's good for me, I've had a little Bridgerton AU idea for a while, even before P showed up at the SAG Awards in Regency Prada™️. The basic premise is that Reader is a family friend of the Bridgertons, but missed her season (Daphne's) as she was travelling abroad with her father, now forced to return in order to finally enter the marriage mart two years later after her friend. Our Pboi is either Pero or Frankie, and he's Spanish nobility that's visiting London; being a good friend of Colin Bridgerton's who the latter met during his recent travels, Pero/Frankie is begrudgingly dragged to this season's events by his friend.

The thing is this/here's the thing: I want to make it childhood best friends to lovers, but I also want the SAG pictures to be my main visual inspo.

No pressure tags and anyone else who likes to do these (I do!🥰) please do! @nerdieforpedro @alltheotps

[tennessoui]

Pleeeeeeease that last line😭😭😭 two dads to get daddy issues from I’m fucking dead

lol bless i take it back this is my favorite part so far hands down. someone pray for din idk if he'll make it:

Obi, please, call me Obi-Wan, sips from a garishly decorated mug. Din fidgets with his own souvenir one. Grogu gurgles happily from next to him.

“Luke Owen Skywalker, of all the things you could have sprung on us in the eleventh hour, you’ve brought us a boyfriend? Where is he supposed to sleep—”

“He can share with me!”

“Like hell that’s going to happen! Imagine what your grandfather would say! Dooku would never let me hear the end of it—”

When Obi-Wan sets the mug back on the table, Din can finally read the red lettering. World’s Best Obi. Huh. What with the dripping, shaky red letters on the white paint, he’d assumed it was a halloween decoration that hadn’t been properly put away.

“Nice place,” Din says. “I like—the door.”

Obi-Wan blinks at him. “Thank you,” he says. “I painted it myself.”

“It’s…nice.” Din wants to punch himself in the face. His job is to talk to people and make them drinks. And the one time he actually needs to make conversation, he falls shorter than Luke.

“Fourteen years, Luke? Fourteen? And—”

“Isn’t Obi sixteen years older than you?”

“That is different! I was much older—and not to mention Obi-Wan was never my employer—”

“Wasn’t he technically your landlord though?”

From across the kitchen table, Obi-Wan winces slightly. 

Din winces as well.

Like some sort of wartime hero, Luke had swept in at the last minute and redirected his father’s attention away from the interloping boyfriend to the prodigal son. That had been ten minutes ago. Anakin Skywalker, apparently, has a lot of opinions that all need to be said very loudly and all at once, if the man’s half-sentences and splutterings are any indication.

Obi-Wan Skywalker’s long thoughtful, considering silences may be worse though.

“I’m not,” Din says. “His boss. Anymore. And we didn’t—not until after—”

“That’s nice,” Obi-Wan says in a tone that makes it quite clear that he doesn’t particularly want to think about it.

[artemisrogers]

heyyyy! can you write something about 2024 James Hetfield and a girl who has massive daddy issues and after arguing with her father (who is close friends with James) fucks and comfort her? PLEASE IM CRAVING FOR SOMETHING LIKE THAT😭😭😭😭

My heart is fluttering with emotions. Hope this is 😊

Daddy's Girl James Hetfield x Fem reader

I was gonna lose my temper one way or another. Dad was once again lecturing me about being on my best behavior. Dad's friend was supposed to be coming over to visit and supposedly this dude, is some famous rockstar. I rolled my eyes at my cup of coffee I was finishing before I headed upstairs closing my door. I decided to put on a white tank top and a blue skirt. I was brushing out my hair when I heard a voice, deep and very familiar. I eavesdropped a little on their conversation to see who this friend of my Dad was.

"Hey it's been a while James how've you been?"

"Good, good just finished up the 72 Seasons tour."

My heart left my chest and went into my throat. My Dad was friends with James Hetfield?! From Metallica James Hetfield! I put my hair into a ponytail and put on some light makeup to look a little bit nicer. I went downstairs and acted normal so as to not give anything away. Dad shot a look reminding me to behave. I saw James across from Dad at the dining table. Silver hair, gorgeous blue eyes and all tattooed. He wore a black button up shirt which showed off his strong arms and black leather jeans with his signature cowboy boots.

"James this is my daughter Y/N. Introduce yourself Y/N." Dad said

I shyly waved at James who chuckled and gave me a smile. God he was handsome for being 61. I could tell Dad didn't like how I acted, my father is the type of dad who has to iron his fucking underwear just to look proper. I tried to keep a cool head so I don't embarrass myself in front of James. That's when Dad decided to ice the cake made of bombs.

"Forgive my daughter she can be stubborn and forgot her manners."

"No worries I know how it can be."

"Dad please stop talking to me like I'm a fucking animal!" I said my temper close to boiling over. Dad glared at me hard. Like he was trying to stare into my soul.

"Don't you talk to me like that in front of a guest! You've been very nasty since you got into that Metallica and rock music!"

"Yet your friends with the damn singer of Metallica dumbass!"

"Go to your room!" Dad yelled at me his face red of embarrassment.

I stormed upstairs before hearing Dad apologizing and saying he was going to go out for some groceries and a couple other errands. I slammed my door and flopped onto my bed sobbing into my pillow. I embarrassed myself in front of a damn legend! I heard a soft knock on the door and James' voice asking to come in. I sat up wiping my face my makeup smeared and allowed him in.

What I saw wasn't embarrassment but concern on James' face, and was that anger? I looked down tears rolling down my face. James sat down next to me and hugged me gently. I leaned on his shoulder apologizing to him. I didn't expect him to be concerned about me.

"Hey listen it's not your fault, it's your Dad's. Quite frankly I'm a little bit offended by his view of my music and how he talked about you."

"Y-your not mad at me?"

"What? No why would I be? You didn't do anything wrong. I get it I used to be extremely shy when I was your age. I'm still shy to this day." James said wiping a stray tear from my cheek.

I smiled softly feeling a little bit better about myself. I guess everyone has their own stories. We just chatted for a little bit him telling me some of his crazy stories about his tour life. I told him about my life aside from Dad's strictness. That's when I noticed something in his eyes that made my heart flutter. He has a look of hunger and longing in his eyes.

"You know I may have an idea that can make you feel better. That is if you're comfortable with it?"

"Oh?" I said my heart racing as I felt a familiar heat down below.

James leaned in a little bit his breath hot against my lips, giving me time to push him away. I leaned in and kissed him gently. He took that as an invitation to pull me into his lap and kiss me deeper. His rough stubble rubbed against my face as he softly growled leaving kisses along my jaw and neck. I couldn't help the soft moan that escaped me.

"There you go good girl. Let me take care of you." James said as he slowly grinds his hips against me.

I shakily unbuttoned one button of his shirt my heat evident in my panties. I watched his reactions as another button is undone. I felt his warm breath leave hot open kisses on my neck nipping once licking the hickey to soothe the pain. I managed to get his shirt in buttoned as he laid me on my back after, pushing off his shirt showing off his tattoos.

The fact that I wanted to call him Daddy is very fucking tempting. As if he could read my mind he smirks at me and pulls my shirt off and expertly unclasped my bra tossing both items to the floor. My breasts are perky and my nipples are painfully hard. I reached up to touch his chest tracing his tattoo along his collarbone, earning a growl from him.

"Fuck you like teasing me don't you? I can tease right back baby."

"James please, Dad's going to be home soon."

"Well we better hurry then mmm? I know you want Daddy's dick inside you." James teased me as he hooked his fingers into the waistband of my pants pulling them off the body. My black lace thong was revealed making him groan.

"Fuck baby your making it hard for me to control myself."

"Oh please I want you to lose control please Daddy!" I said as I was getting wetter and wetter.

James pupils dilated as he spreads my legs open and took off my thong with his teeth. I guess over the years of fucking groupies and so on made him a expert. I felt his breath on my wet pussy making me gasp. James kissed my inner thighs and proceeded to lick a strip down my slit. As he proceeded to eat me out like a starved man I couldn't help the moans and calling him Daddy. I lost control feeling a knot in my stomach as I got close to my orgasm.

"I'm so close Daddy! Ahh!"

"That's it good girl. Cum onto Daddy's face."

That broke the dam as I cum all over the place my body shaking from the intensity. James sat on his legs wiping his mouth. The tent in his pants was painfully obvious at this point. He unbuckled his belt and discarded it somewhere along the floor of my room and proceeded to pull down his jeans with his boxers. His cock springing out leaking precum.

Goddamn he's big I'm wondering how the hell that's gonna fit! James got in between my legs leaving kisses along my breasts sucking on one nipple teasingly. I whimpered as I gripped his shoulders. I needed him so bad and was done with him teasing me.

"Daddy please fuck me! I need you!"

"Yeah you want this old man to fuck you until you can't walk? You want Daddy to nut inside you?" James said rubbing the head of his cock against my swollen clit.

He slowly pushed inside me kissing me gently assuring me I'm ok. Once he's given me time to adjust to his side he slowly thrusts inside me. All that could be heard were my moans his grunts and the squeaks of the bed. I dug my nails into his back leaving marks as he thrusts faster. I moaned his name when he pulled out completely then slammed into my cunt deeply. I felt my stomach knot up from his roughness.

"Fuck I'm close baby Daddy's gonna cum inside that tight little pussy. Ngh fuck!" James said between grunts.

I moaned loudly putting my face in his chest as a shockwave after a shockwave of pleasure ran through my body. A few more thrusts and James followed moaning my name softly. Warmth spread through my pussy and we both still connected to stay like this panting. This was it James marked me. Once he pulled out we got our clothing on quickly.

"You ok baby?"

"Yes."

"See I told you you'd feel better." James said laughing softly.

We both went downstairs just as Dad got home. About to lose his shit with me again I didn't expect James' to put an arm in front of me, catching Dad off guard. I smile to myself knowing that this was gonna be more than a one time thing with me and James and I just couldn't wait for more in the future.

[spacecadet-ticklesinspace]

hey hey! I sent in the IronFam ask earlier and I do have a prompt which hopefully you like! soo the fam have gone on vacation and on the first night Morgan is a lil scared and wants her big brothers and dad to check under the bed, the closet for any potential monsters lurking. to make her feel better they pretend to find the tickle monster. maybe with lee!Peter and lee!Morgan with either ler!Tony or ler!harley. whatever u would like

Tickle Monster Vacay

Summary: See prompt above 😁

(Okay, this was so precious ❤️ I love it!! ❤️ Thank you so much Anon😭 I hope you enjoy! ❤️)

"It's okay Morgan. Nothing's going to hurt you."

Morgan burrowed into her father's chest. "But daddy, what if there's monsters here?"

"Hey Morgan, it's okay." Peter sat on the bed. "All of the monsters here are the cute cuddly ones. Like the one's from Monster's Inc."

Morgan turned to Peter. "But what if he tries to eat me?"

"You're too big Morgan." Harley poked her leg. "They'd get as far as your leg and be full."

The littlest's eyes widened and she immediately dove under Tony's arm.

Peter rolled his eyes and elbowed Harley in the ribs. "Way to go Harley."

"Sorry for trying to help."

"Okay, neither of you are really helping." Tony did his best to soothe his frightened daughter. "So unless you come up with something that does help, keep your mouths shut."

Harley rolled his eyes. "Sorry."

"Come on Harley, he's really trying here."

The older boy sighed. "I know, but we're supposed to be on vacation Pete. I've got to have a little fun."

Peter tugged the blanket back. "Morgan, is there something we could do to help?"

The littlest looked up at Peter. "Can you check please?"

"Check where sweetheart?" Tony asked.

"The places monsters like to hide."

"Like under the bed?"

Morgan nodded. "And in the closet."

Tony nodded. "We can do that."

Meanwhile, Harley moved toward the closet. "We can take a look, but they won't be there."

Peter hit his shoulder. "Because there's none there."

"Ow!" Harley shoved him back.

"Alright you two, knock it off," Tony followed Harley's direction. "Let's help Morgan feel safe so we can all go to bed."

"Daddy don't leave!"

"I'm not leaving sweetie. I'm just checking the closet."

Morgan clung to her stuffie. "But what if the monster comes out?"

"He'll have to go through all of us," Harley flexed his muscles.

Morgan hid behind her stuffy. "We're gonna die!"

Peter stroked her hair. "Don't worry Morgan, your dad and I will be here."

Harley growled and crossed his arms.

Tony nudged his arm and gave him a wink the other two couldn't see. He then turned to the duo still at the bed, "Peter, check under the bed please."

The younger boy nodded. "Right."

Morgan watched her surrogate brother intently as he crouched down. While the two were distracted, Tony tugged Harley closer to the closet. He whispered, "Follow my lead, go for Peter."

Harley raised one eyebrow, but gave a brief nod.

In response, the older mentor stepped to the closet and put his ear to the door. Tony then knocked on the door, "Hello, any monsters in there?"

Harley smirked. "Careful Tony, don't want to stir any of them up."

"Harley," Peter hissed.

The older boy held up his hands. Instead of responding, he turned back to Tony.

"You know, Harley's right. Certain monsters are attracted to sound."

"What!"

Peter soothed the littlest. "Shhh, your dad's just being silly."

"No I'm not, I know one monster who feasts on sounds."

Then Tony cracked open the closet.

Morgan dove under the covers and yanked them over her head.

While Peter tried to soothe her, Harley let out a low growl that made her squeak.

"Oh no, I think there's a special monster here," Tony hissed.

"An extra especially monster."

"Come on you two, knock it off!" Peter snapped.

With a subtle slip into his pocket, Tony clicked the button that turned off all the lights.

Morgan flew into Peter's side. "Petey!"

The young boy squeezed her tight. "Come on Tony, don't join him!"

Neither Tony nor Harley answered. Instead Harley let out another low growl as Tony let the closet door slowly fall open.

While Morgan sunk even farther down, Peter slid forward so he was in front of her.

Meanwhile, Harley and Tony slunk through the darkness to opposite sides of the bed. Harley was starting to pick up on what Tony was doing and he was game to pick on the spider kid.

"Tony, Harley? Whatever you're doing, stop it! You're scaring Morgan!"

Harley leaned close to Peter's ear and whispered, "Boo."

When Peter's arm shot out in his direction, the older boy snagged it then yanked him toward him.

"Hey!"

Meanwhile, Morgan let out a squeal as she was scooped into her father's arms. "Petey!"

Peter squirmed to get out of Harley's bear hug. "What are you two doing!"

Tony chuckled. "We've come to feast."

"Feast on what!"

"Your giggles."

Both Peter and Morgan let out a surprised squeal as the other two dug in. Tony immediately spidered across Morgan's tummy while Harley attacked Peter's sides.

"Nohoho! Harlehey!"

"Harley's not here right now." The older boy moved up to his ribs. "I'm the tickle monster!"

"NOOHO! NOHOT THEHERE!"

"Aww, does the spider kid have ticklish ribs?"

"SHUT UHUP! YOU KNOW IHITS SPIDERMAHAN!"

"Man is a stretch."

While Harley attacked Peter, Tony spidered up Morgan's sides and into her armpits. "Gootchie gootchie goo."

"Daddyhy noho!"

"Sorry sweetie, your daddy's not here right now. Just the tickle monster."

Morgan let out a squeal. "Ihi knohow ihits yohou daddyhy!"

Tony cooed. "Am I that ohobvihous?"

Morgan nodded and wrapped him in a hug. "Lohove you dahaddy."

The older mentee returned the hug. "I love you too honey. I'm sorry we scared you."

"It's okay, you wehere beheing sillyhy."

"I promise you Morgan, the only monster you'll see on vacation is the tickle monster." Tony added in some side tickles for good measure. "Ahand he will neeeever hurt you."

Morgan giggled adorably and tried to grab her dad's hand. However, the moment was cut short by a loud squeal.

When Tony looked over, he saw Harley had Peter by the armpits and was slowly making him to lower to the floor as he wiggled his fingers around.

Morgan pointed. "Daddy, we have to save Petey!"

"Not to worry princess." Tony set Morgan down and charged around the bed. "Unhand him you fiend!"

"What? AhEE!"

Once beside them, Tony squeezed Harley's hips. This made the older boy drop Peter and collapse into a pile of laughter on to the bed.

Morgan crawled over and peered down at her surrogate brother. "Are you okay Petey?"

The young teen caught his breath, then growled. "Harley, you're dehead!"

Peter scrambled on to the bed and immediately attacked the older boy's armpits.

"AHH! TOHONY YOHOU TRAITOHOR!"

"That's the joy of being senior tickle monster." The older mentor spidered up Harley's sides. "You can switch sides whenever you please."

"SQUEE! ATLEAST CAHALL OHOF YOU'RE ATTAHACK SPIDEHER!"

Peter paused his tickles. "Now I'm ahan attahack spideher? Harley, can yohou nohot just sahay Spidermahan?"

The older boy growled before pulling Peter down on top of him. "Ohof course nohot, that wohould behe to easy."

"Hey!" Peter immediately tried to grab the knuckles rubbing the top of his head. "Knock ihit off!"

Tony chuckled. "Yohou guhuys are crazy. Rihight Morgan?"

When Tony looked around, there was no sign of his daughter.

"Morgan?"

A giggle drew all of their attention to the door. Morgan stood in the open bedroom doorway, a grin on her face and her stuffie in her arm. "Come and catch me monstehers!"

Then she took off down the hall.

Tony sprang up and ran after her. "Get back here you sneaky little sneak!"

Meanwhile, Peter wriggled out of Harley's hold. "Morgan's going to need back up."

"You take up, I'll take down?"

Peter paused at the doorway. "No I thought I'd let you climb across the ceiling for a change."

Harley rolled his eyes as he poked Peter's side. "Get up there."

With a grin, Peter scurried up the wall. Harley grinned back before heading down the hall. "Better watch out! We're coming for you Tony!"

After that night, Morgan never feared monsters again . . . Well, all except for one monster.

[ramonag-if]

So I've been going deep into all your Ahlf asks and 😭 I was genuinely surprised to see that so many didn't like Ahlf until chapter 5 was revealed. My MC was all in for Ahlf from the get go. I can completely see how Ahlf was a bad father, but at the same time, I'll take any crumb of fatherly affection I can get — as long as it doesn't come with manipulative strings attached or whatnot. And for all Ahlf's faults, I could tell he was genuinely trying.

The fact that he was genuinely trying, and that Ahlf was self aware enough to know that he really wasn't doing a very good job at it (the moments when he'd be surprised whenever MC showed affection are an iron testament to this) just completely overrode any resentment I or my MC could have felt towards him.

Honestly, going through all those past Ahlf asks just made me think, man, are my daddy issues really that bad? all these anons make such good points but it never even occured to me that I have reasons to be angry at him

And the void just stared at me in silence and replied, you bet they are

So, like. Going through those asks just became me sitting in silent self reflection because. Hells. I feel so called out 😭

I never play MCs as myself. But Crown of Exile became such a deeply personal thing the moment family angst was introduced — which was practically at the very first chapter.

My own relationship with my parents is a... very complicated, brittle thing that I've carried with me for most of my life. And, well. You don't really see the topic of family angst being tackled a lot in IFs. Crown of exile did so masterfully. And it just... drew me in.

I've written you a long ramble of an ask regarding this topic before, but I just had to do it again. Because going through those past asks about Ahlf just gave me a whole new level of appreciation on the depth you'd given your characters. If so many different people can have such different reactions to certain characters (cough Ahlf and Salyra cough) then you know you're doing the whole complicated characters thing right <3

I'm not sure how to go about ending this ramble of an ask, so. Thank you for creating such vivid characters. Ahlf and Salyra have a ton of emotional baggage that got tossed onto the MC (our poor little meow meow MC), and the way you've shown that in the story is everything. It's messed with me in the best ways possible. I'm obsessed. Peppering you with gold star stickers as we speak.

Thank you once again, and have a good day, Ra! :D

Thank you so much! I really don't mind long rambling asks, and yours is not nearly as long and rambling as I tend to get 😅

Ahlf was originally going to be a loving father and Salyra was supposed to be the cruel mother but when I started writing them, their characters took on their own form and things spiralled out of control 👀

I am quite pleased that there are so many reactions to Ahlf and Salyra, but I knew that when I decided to introduce family angst, there was never going to be a clear response or reaction to their choices and actions. I enjoy writing complicated families because it is something I'm familiar with IRL so it comes naturally to me when I do end up writing family interactions.

A lot of the family dynamics is based on emotional neglect which I thought was an important aspect to showcase for the MC's growth and early foundations because one of the main themes in the game is abandonment and not fitting in with others. I think if Ahlf or Salyra were more affectionate and good parents, the MC would have had a very different home life and upbringing that wouldn't have had the same angst that I wanted to write 😅

I do also enjoy family drama in IF because I prefer family angst to romance angst, but then again, I do enjoy any angst 👀😂

Thank you for your lovely message and in grateful for your support 💖

[oodles-of-noodles]

more google translated mess

hi it's been an hour and i'm back

"The door opened and my trembling fingers opened" i'm sorry, your FINGERS opened?

"Measurements, adrenaline, and. . .well, a little fear, but daddy will help you."

"Well, it's true, the aliens here have no bones and are very attached to the safety of life." i would be attached to the safety of life too, as a fellow boneless person

"“I-” I started, but I couldn’t come up with a good reason without sounding like a three year old who needs a stuffed animal all night. “This is Changa"" no, this is patrick 🙄🙄

"“Please,” she moaned, reaching out and pulling him closer with a mischievous smile." okay i..... i got lost here who's SHE and why is she MO--

"Achilles could not kill all these five people." achilles where did you come from get back with your bf

"Then he lay down. “Welcome.”" um??????

"“Gil.” I said in a broken voice" ah yes, gil, the thing everyone knows about

"He stroked my dck again. “How about we give it a try and move in together?" UM WHAT???? WHAT IS HAPPENING IM ????? THEYRE SUPPOSED TO BE EXPLORING AN ALIEN PRISON SINCE WHEN-??? ITS??? ITS FATHER AND SON????? WHAT???????

im done, bye 😭

no im not there's more

"I was taught positive thinking from preschool age so it was hard for me to think otherwise" ah yes, indoctrination

"The last word is ‘love’ because it tastes like lemon." how....

"He held a black metal ticket in his hand and watched the airport as we passed" what... since when did they get to an airport 😭 THEYRE IN A PRISON

"My heart and soul are facing down" me too buddy, man if this isn't a mood and a half

"“I have another problem,” he continued with an evil smile." me everyday

""THE?" I asked myself. The back door of the prison... a man?" A MAN? idek what's going on here

"Xena is a robot that steals your soul." darn ai. first they're stealing art now they're stealing souls

""Don't worry, I can put my head on my shoulders and try every day, okay?"" slow clap for that ladies and gentlemen, slow clap for sam's motivational words

"I answer a lot, rarely or never." me too (?)

"The giant centipede's roar echoed through the tunnel." WTF??? EVERYONE RUN

"My "good" hand is like my first hand. Then I fell into eternal darkness." noouououoooo sammmm ): don't do that to yourself ): thats mean

"Zeena got up happily and came with me. “What do you think of the black?”" oh no. sam. sam pls don't be racist.

"There are also good trees." cherry blossoms are nice, and willow trees 🙂‍↕️

"Take the slaves and destroy them before their eyes." sam..... i.... no.

k, NOW i'm done, so sorry that you had to witness that 😭 i may do more when i transcribe the rest, but for now im having mercy on you

[mana-sputachu]

So, I doubt Tekken really needs the help to sell well, but supposing it does happen, what kinds of guest characters might you wanna see in the base roster for Tekken 8?

If you mean a guest from another franchise... I even drawn my answer a while ago.

GIVE ME IORI YAGAMI PLEASE

I had this crossover brotp in mind for YEARS, even before the infamous Allstar collab. I have DETAILED HEADCANONS FOR THEIR FRIENDSHIP (some people do recreational drugs, I go wild and dumb on these things, don't judge).

THEY WOULD BE A POWERFUL TAG TEAM.

Similar background - shitty childhood/teen years, shitty families, shitty fathers and daddy issues, traumas for days, selfless despite their villain-ish appearance, TSUNDERES, both with a second demonic-like personality... they'd be AMAZING together.

And we had Geese, and he's canon to the KoF verse and he's back in XV, so please GIVE MY SON HIS CROSSOVER BESTIE 😭

If I want to think and wish BIG, then namco would also add Ryu and Akira so my big crossover brotp would be complete (Jin met both of them in Project Zero and also met Ryu in SFxT, and Iori met Ryu in SVC Chaos, SO IT CAN HAPPEN)...

Come on, Namco, PLEASE, make a girl happy 😭

[sebsxphia]

i had a thought while laying in bed on my period today and I had to share it:

bradley and jake are ex's, bradley broke up with him because he had so much going on in his life at this point, his mom just died and he had just been betrayed by the man who is supposed to be his god father. so he breaks up with jake and they're both crushed because they were each others first loves.

skip ahead ten or so years and they see each other again at the hard deck. while rooster is not so subtly checking jake out while he plays pool and does the whole "rooster as I live and breath" bit bradley see's a classic gold wedding ring on jake's finger. he can't stop the ache he feels in his heart "of course he moved on, it's been ten years, he's not stuck in the past like you are."

skip ahead to after the mission and they are all getting off the ship and just kind of hanging around and talking and Bradley sees jake looking around. and before he can ask what he's looking for he hears a loud shriek "DADDY!" a little girl throws herself onto hangman and he catches her with the biggest smile on his face. and all that bradley can see is Jake's green eyes and blonde hair on a little girl who has the features of someone else. a woman walks over with a baby carriage and jake introduces the team to his wife and two daughters. (one of which is the baby in the carriage) and Bradley feels like someone ripped his heart right out of his chest because jake looks happy, happier than he ever did in their relationship. but he puts a smile on his face that is completely fake and congratulates jake on his family and new baby and gets to know his wife and oldest daughter. (who really loves horses by the way because she's jake's daughter so duh)

it was easier at first because they were comfortable around the team enough yet to do a lot of pda, but now bradley has to watch him kiss someone else, cuddle someone else, and hug someone else. he can't help but wonder, as the team all sits around them, jake's oldest in coyote's lap and the baby sleeping, and jake and his wife cuddled up together on the couch, talking softly to one another in there own little bubble like no one else in even here. if this would be there life if he never broke up with jake.

sorry that this is so bad but I'm in pain so

“if this would be there life if he never broke up with jake.”

dear anon!!!! oh my god!!!!!!

please do not apologise one bit, this is an incredible take on these characters and it’s written beautifully. i’m in absolute anguish and deep pain rn, but god do i love it!!!!

because as much as jake is portrayed to be this egotistical asshole (affectionate) in the film, this shows that jake is as human as any of them and he has things like a wife and a family he loves and looks after, and at the end of the day it’s bradley who is the ‘hero’ who’s left in the dirt and left going home alone.

but please let me propose something to make this warm my heart. jake and his wife asking if bradley wanted to join their relationship 😭

gosh, thank you so, so much for this my dear anon!! i’m in absolute awe of this 💌🥺💖

[superbattrash]

Hi, I watched the first episode of sandy aka The Sandman and here are my many, many thoughts

Sandy ep 1

Oh okay much more magical intro that I was expecting. He’s got a really nice narrator voice, I approve

“Father likes to be called magus” ok so father is insane, gotcha

OH MY GOD IS THAT THE FATHER? Can’t remember the actor’s name but I feel like he’s good as far as old white men actors go. Wait he’s in game of thrones isn’t he? This will annoy me

Off Jutland? Wait I live in Jutland!!! If it’s yaknow. The Danish Jutland.

Jesus Christ okay so he’s insane and an asshole, good to know. “Randall was my greatest joy” THE KID IS RIGHT THERE

Oh no, are you serious? You can’t make death do anything. Have you not seen Puss in Boots 2? That never ends well

THAT GOTTA BE THE TEEF GUY HELLO TEEF MAN oh you’re not good :( “my lord”, damn that’s hot

[Dream groaning] and it just sounds like a dying bee

Even Father is surprised this is working. Oh no, this won’t do any good, you’ll fuck someone up, I just know it. Oh is, he slammed into the floor hard, didn’t he? Poor sandy, he’s not even conscious

Is he gonna sacrifice his son??? Oh no, he’s just using him to do the dangerous stuff just in case, okay, that seems fair 🙄

YOU CANT JUST TAKE THAT, YOU LUNATIC!!!!! Thief!!!!! Oh my god he’s naked….. DON’T TOUCH HIM?????? What the FUCK

I TOLD YOU SO, YOU RUINED THE SLEEP, YOU PSYCHO!!!! TEEF MAN, EAT HIM!!!!! Oh no of course not, why would it be that easy

Oh they’re all D’s, that’s pretty cool

This honestly looks like some kind of renaissance painting, all naked and in glass, poor sandy :(

You’re doing this because you want your dead son back from the dead? Grieving would be better for everybody, you idiot. Humans are the most selfish things ever, dear god

He won’t give you shit, old man, fuck off

Alex is not like other boys, Alex reads gasp gasp. And he attracts older pretty ladies, that’s nice. Too nice. She’s too good to be true, isn’t she? Hmmmm

Oh no, don’t leave the kid alone with him. Or wait maybe do?? I’m not sure who do root for yet except the naked man in the glass bubble because he has a nice voice. You’re presenting yourself??? Oh no, poor boy

Angry little sandy doing the >:c face

OH SHIT DADDY CAUGHT YOU!!!! Was he about to beat his own son with a cane? He’s paranoid and insane oh my god if YOU can’t shoot the bird, how’s Alex supposed to??

Ethel, aw. That’s a nice name

Do you sense your birb is here, sandy? BE CAREFUL, BIRDIE!!!! Oh daddy’s a Hunter huh? No wonder I don’t like him

Are you seriously gonna burn the house down? Impressive, actually. Oh birdie, you found him 🥺 look at that face, he’s almost smiling

The bird’s gonna die, isn’t it? OH MY G O D, I TOLD YOU SO THAT IS HORRIBLE HOW FUCKING COULD YOU?!?!?! 😭😭😭 THAT WAS HIS FRIEND!!! You better fucking bury it right, you little shit.

Oh god, not sleeping at all?? You can die from that, can’t you???

…are they gay? They could totally be gay. It sounded like flirting

Oh noooo, Ethel, why are you crying? :( a baby? Oh dear. Papa doesn’t like that, does he? Of course he doesn’t. Shithead. PLEASE RUN AWAY ETHEL oh or grab a taxi, that’s great too. AND you robbed him??? I’m kinda impressed by you, E

He CANT FUCKING RAISE THE DEAD YOU ABSOLUTELY MORON, he can’t just give you whatever your tiny mind wants

Oh THANK GOD, someone finally stood up to him. Oh no, did you kill your own dad? That’s gonna give you ALL the issues, you idiot

Look at him. He’s waiting for you to free him, you’re ALLOWED NOW, you’re the master of the- oh wow he really is naked, huh??? 😳

His father would beat him senseless, what does it matter what he would say? Jesus these people are all so moronic

Oh it’s the gay boy again!!!

WHAT THE SHIT HES ACTUALLY GAY???? Oh my god I feel so weird, this never happens

Is Ethel important or is baby Johnny? Or both? I feel like they’re both involved a lot, even without the stealing

Gay boy wanting him to let sandy out, please please please. Oh his name is Paul, hi Paul. I like Paul, Paul seems good

You didn’t, did you? Oh could not, right, of course. Oh man, how many years went by? THEY GOT MARRIED? Awwwww. Like, a tentative aww but still, I never get to see happy gay endings

Paul, don’t say anything. Paul, don’t do it. Paul. Good good good, good boy, man, good Paul

Lord, that is an intense stare, little sandy

Nicely placed hand there, kiddo, wouldn’t want us to see your actual everything, huh? You are. So very thin, my boy

Oh god no is he gonna kill Alex? At least don’t kill Paul, he helped!!! Oh it’s a dream, sorry, my bad

FUCK ME HE LOOKS SCARY

Of course he doesn’t understand, nobody told him, sandy, you’re punishing Paul too :/ although, okay, I get it, it makes sense

Oh ew, teef man, you really. Those are some. There are teef on you, man

Aww look at him, that’s actually a smile, isn’t it? Poor little sandy, finally home with his sand <333 Oh god he can’t get in, can he? Not without his things??? Please omg no

Oh thank god, at least the doors open for him. Everything looks so awful :( oh he’s so sad, his home is all broken

Aw there’s some sad backstory there, huh? Which of the Endless jumped ship before? Death, Desire, one of the other Ds?

Okay okay okay, that was good, lots to absorb. Still waiting for the plot plot I think, is he gonna go around chasing the dreams and nightmares? That sounds fun

I won’t grade it because it’s like 7/10 did capture me enough to watch another episode but not like I was running to go watch it because I needed to actually listen and follow along which is tough with depression brain

Narrator is 100/10 though, absolutely the main reason I’ll be watching this show, very nice

[aajjks]

Mommy Issues [TEASER]

synopsis. They needed you, They wanted you.

pairing: yandere!single dad!jk x fem!reader.

genre: DARK, FLUFF, ANGST, YANDERE, extreme YANDERE. THRILLER.

tw: mentions of a d**d b*dy, manipulati*n, obsession, toddler child. mentions of s*x. 

note. YAYYY IM SO EXCITED FOR THIS MINI SERIES (?) Based on the reaction this gets, I’ll continue this. PLEASE PLEASE SHARE YOUR THOUGHTS OR QUESTIONS EVEN. enjoy! wanna be tagged? reply under THIS POST ONLY!

header credits @introgfx 🙏🙏😭💕

[pic found on Pinterest]

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part one

It all started when,

A newborn infant was forced in his hands as he watched the hospital staff take the dead body away.

Jungkook watched with unshed tears glossing over his brown orbs, his grip unbeknownst to him tightening protectively around the baby. His life had just crumbled right before his tired eyes.

His whole life was ruined in a span of an year.

It was just another night, it was supposed to be just one night of meaningless sex and nothing more.

That woman was a one night stand. She didn’t mean anything to him. He didn’t care about her, hell, he didn’t even know her name.

He was drunk and depressed. Jeongguk was a reckless young man. He only cared about sex and nothing more.

Jungkook still remembered the last five years so clearly, it was like yesterday when he received a call from one of the local hospitals of Seoul.

He still felt the trembling of his legs as he was standing there, his mind was all over the place.

The day that changed his life forever….

The cry from his toddlers mouth broke him out of his trance.

Jungkook tapped on his chin as he watched his son pout, his heart swelled inside his chest as he stared into those familiar bambi eyes of the toddler.

“What’s wrong? Jeon-Seol?” He cooed, softly brushing away the hair as he waited for his son to respond. “Yknow it’s your first day in kindergarten? You should be excited! You’ll get to meet so many kids… you’ll make so many new friends!” Jungkook smiled, wiping away the tears that fell from Jeon-Seol’s eyes.

“D-Daddy I-I don’t wanna go… w-wanna stay with you…” he cried, as he hugged his tiny body to jungkook who was down on one knee. Jeongguk hugged the child back.

Humming a lullaby in order to calm him down, running his hands to soothe his tiny back. “Sweetheart, do not be afraid. You’re so strong and brave aren’t you?” Jungkook whispered to Seol.

The toddler only whined into his fathers neck as he nuzzled closer. “You’re my strong little guy, right?” Jungkook was feeling so excited, his heart was jumpy, a hint of impatience in his tone.

“B-But daddy- hush, jeon-seol.” Jungkook carefully broke the hug as he cradled his sons face in his hands.

“You don’t want to go and spend time with our favourite?” Jungkook couldn’t help himself as he knitted his eyebrows.

“You don’t want to go to ms Y/N?” It was jungkook turn to pout. “Weren’t you telling me the other day how much you missed your mommy?”

The child stopped crying as he stared innocently into Jeongguks eyes.

Not being able to catch the dark glint in his daddy’s eyes. “Y-Yes daddy… I missed ms Y/N…” he confessed, his chubby cheeks huffing.

“I want to go to mommy… just like you said daddy.” He whimpered. Jungkook smiled again. “Daddy?”

Jungkook hummed again.

“When will mommy come to live with us forever?”

Jungkook blinked. His heart fluttering as he took a deep breath.

“Soon, my dear son, soon. I want mommy to come with us too.”

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[koulakoukoula2003]

I am really asking too much from you already 🥺 but please if you ever have time or if you feel like doing it 👉👈 how about daddy erwin fighting with y/n and he accidentally raised his voice and sweet little y/n has some kind of trauma about this and daddy erwin didn't know and things lead to a hot and gentle smut 🥺😭👉👈 pleasee im sorry im just too horny for commander erwin 24/7 😭

It's totally fine, anon, I totally feel ya, like this man has ruined my life lately. Sorry, I haven't responded to most of your asks, but I'mma start posting the oldest ones since uni assignments are over... for now......

Trauma (Erwin x Reader)

Pairing: Erwin x Reader, Erwin x You, Erwin x Y/n, Erwin x OC Trigger Warnings: Smut, soft, fluffy smut, oral (f receiving), Fingering, Vaginal Sex, Missionary, Daddy Kink, Size Kink, Daddy Erwin's monster cock 🥵 Taglist: @antoxsmith @syrma-sensei @hopeless-daydream3r @macyomoiji (so sorry I haven't responded to your asks yet 😭 will do as soon as I get the chance 🥰)

Can we just take a moment to think about how frustrated this man is? Mentally and sexually??? He got the government and the MPs at his throat, always trying to sabotage the Survey Corps - the one and only Regiment that's actually trying to do something and research on the enemy and figure out a path towards freedom.

He's trying to save humanity at the expense of his conscience. At the expense of the lives of his friends, the young soldiers that he's leading and he's supposed to bring back home to their families alive, and what does he get in return to all of that?

Nothing. Absolutely, nothing, the Kingdom is rotten, the higher ups are as well, and it frustrates him because he's putting lives - including his own - on the line for the people who would never thank him for it.

And you knew it. Of course, you knew it. He'd rant about it all to you. Erwin Smith wasn't a man to open up and talk about how frustrated he was, but he knew you. He had known you ever since his cadet days and he trusted you more than anyone.

Now was one of those times that you'd be there to listen to him. And you didn't mind it. You were there for him whenever he needed you.

"I don't know what I'm going to do, y/n," Erwin pinched the bridge if his nose in frustration as he sunk further down his chair behind his desk and you sighed heavily.

Things were bad this time. Surely, Erwin had handled worse situations, but this one was just bad. The 57th Expedition was a complete disaster. Eren was called back to the custody of the MPs and the Survey Corps were to never make an Expedition again. Erwin was burdened more than any other time.

"I usually know what I'm going to do but this time I'm just..." Erwin sighed heavily and pulled his hand away from his aching forehead and turned his attention back down on his paperwork. He had to focus on something.

"Don't..." You groaned. What were you supposed to tell him? 'Don't panic?' When the situation was clearly insane? "Don't give up. Let's just review our options here-"

"We've got no options, y/n!" Erwin growled and you flinched taking a step back away from him. "The only option we have is going away from the law and what do you expect me to do?! All we have on the Female Titan's identity are speculations and a child's theory! Nothing's going to work!"

This was your first ever time seeing him like this. Erwin had never shouted at you. Erwin was always so calm. So strong and radiated that strength to everyone near him. But this time be was finally revealing the man behind the strong demeanour. A scared, broken man. He had already been in the Survey Corps for a fair amount of years, but things just kept getting worse.

But his loud, strong voice made you flinch again. You had bad experiences with loud voices. You always hated when people shouted at you. Maybe having an abusive father growing up as a child was indeed one of the reasons. You just knew it scared you. But Erwin didn't know that, and you'd never blame him for bursting out on you. You'd let him take out all his frustrations on you because you simply loved him, and you cared for him. You were there for him.

"Y/n?"

His voice snapped you out of it and you realised he had been standing right in front of you. A worried look on his face as his hand reached for your cheek. A single tear ran down your cheek and you hadn't even noticed it being there. He wiped it away with his large, rough thumb and he parted his lips to speak.

"Are you okay?" He asked worriedly. "Did I do something wrong?"

"No!" You snapped immediately and your hands reached for your eyes making sure you wiped whatever treacherous liquid was held up in your eyelashes. "No, no, no, I just..." How wrfe you supposed to explain it? "...I don't have a good experience with... shouting," you bit your lip. "Mom and dad used to fight a lot... so," you shrugged and looked down and away from him but he caught your chin and brought her eyes back up to his.

"You should've told me," Erwin wrapped his arms around you and his large palm cupped the back of your head, bringing you to bury your face in his chest. You let out a large sigh of relief as you buried your face in his chest and wrapped your arms around his shoulders. "You should've told me, baby, I'm so sorry," He mumbled against your hair, burying his face there.

His arms were so warm and welcoming around you. You closed your eyes and sighed blissfully.

"It's alright, 'win, it's fine," You smiled against this white shirt as you reached up on your tiptoes to bury your nose in his neck and draw in his scent. It always soothed you. He was never going to shout at you. He knew it was wrong, but he should never hurt you for the sake of his job, his duties. He loved you more than anything.

Erwin pulled back to cup your face and make sure you were okay, but you were absolutely gorgeous right there. Your eyes met his own, and you had that smile on your sweet lips that he always adored and even for a second, he forgot all about his duties. All he could think about, was you.

"My sweet baby," He cupped your cheek only to guide your lips to his own. He kissed you soft and sweet and you melted right into it, but the more he dragged that kiss, the harder it got.

He was kissing you feverishly now. Hands searching, exploring your body that he had spent too many nights worshipping. Your body belonged to him. You belonged to him and he belonged to you. He picked you up and settled you over his desk, swiping a few papers on the floor. He didn't care about the mess one bit. He wanted to have you right now.

He let go of your lips and your legs parted for him to settle between. He pushed your brown jacket off your shoulders whilst his mouth worked to your neck and he bit down harshly on your delicious skin knocking a gasp out of you. He littered your skin in his marks that he hoped everyone would see. You pushed his own brown jacket down his shoulders and your hands reached for the buttons of his shirt.

"No," He took your hands and guided them to your pants. "Need to have you. Right now,"

You bit your lip and immediately began unbuckling your belt with fast moves. It wasn't the first time he was stressed and you were letting him take it out on you. After all, you loved him and you were there for him especially for such moments as this.

He knocked your back against the surface of his desk and you lifted your hips up for him to slide your pants down your legs and toss them away. There was already a damp spot on the cotton fabric of your panties. His sweet girl, always so wet and ready for him.

He buried his face in your cunt and you let out a wail as he suckled your poor clit between his lips. Your whole body tensed. He ate you up so well. He knew you so well. He knew what movements drove you crazy. He knew how to make you cum in just a few minutes. You were so wet and you tasted sweet. His sweet little girl. He eyed you as he buried a thick finger in your tight wet hole and your lips parted in a silent cry. You looked so good when all messy and wrapped around his finger.

He added another finger making sure to stretch you out enough to be wet and ready for him. You let out a soft moan that made his blood go south. He scissored his fingers inside of you, easily hitting on your sweet spongy spot over and over till all you could think about was him. His name hung from your lips like a soft little prayer.

"E- Erwin, I'm gonna cum, I'm gonna cum, please, let me cum..." You babbled up. Your hands searched for something to grab onto and landed on his hair, messing up the blonde locks, burying his face deeper between your legs that were now settled over his shoulders.

He smirked. You knew better than to cum without permission.

He pulled back before you even had the chance to spiral towards sweet release. Your body clenched around nothing whilst he withdrew his fingers. You whined and your hips reached up for his hand pathetically.

"What do you call me, babygirl?" He looked up at you with those bright blue eyes that were now a darker shade and you knew he was trying to keep himself from fucking you right this instant. But his restraint was stronger than anything.

You bit your lip when you realised the mistake you had done. "Daddy. I'm so sorry, daddy, please forgive me, I'll be good, I'll be good,"

"Is that so?" Erwin unbuckled his pants taking out his hard cock. Tip soaked in precum that he smeared all over his length and he tapped the fat tip against your swollen opening. "Be a good girl and keep quiet, hmm?"

You nodded eagerly and your hand found your mouth, muffling your sounds as he thrust in. No matter how many times he had taken you, the stretch of his cock always made it feel deliciously tense. You cried out against your hand as he pushed all the way in and he let out a throaty grunt that almost made you cum on the spot.

Erwin leaned down to you. He tore your hand away from your mouth and he leaned in, catching your lips in his own. He kissed you hard and you wrapped your arms around his shoulders. Your soft fingers found his hair and you tugged on them knocking another groan out of him. He pulled from the kiss. His eyes met yours and he started moving.

He started with slow thrusts making you both sigh and moan in pleasure as he dragged his length in and out of your tight hole. You were so wet, it was ridiculous. So wet and tight and perfect. His cock nudged against your sweet spot and you tightened your legs around his waist making sure he'd stay there.

"Harder, please, harder..." You panted against his ear, and who was he to deny his spoiled little princess?

Erwin pulled back only to grab an iron grip around your hips and start fucking you with force. You let out a cry and you immediately muffled yourself with your hand. He fucked you so good. Heavy balls slapping against your ass as he thrust his fat cock in and out of your needy wet hole. It felt so good. So fucking good as he abused your spot over and over till you were seeing stars.

Your denied orgasm came back in full force. You were mindless - couldn't form a single comprehensible word. All you could think about was him and how good he fucked you right now. How good the stretch felt as he speared you on his cock. There was no way you could ask for permission.

You came hard around his cock and he groaned at how tight you clenched around him as he fucked you hard through your orgasm and he gave in. He pulled out just in time. Hot spurts of cum landed on your thighs, your abdomen as he worked himself through his orgasm with tight strokes.

He looked down at his cum that littered your thighs - his mark on you. He cleaned you up with a rag and helped you back into your clothes. You attempted to stand off the table only to lose your step. There hadn't been a single time that you weren't sore after your lovemaking with this man, but you didn't care. He was there to wrap his arms around you and keep you on your feet.

"Didn't go too hard on my babygirl, did I?" Erwin cooed down to you as he wrapped his arms around you to prop you against him.

You chuckled. "Daddy can go as hard as he wants,"