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sushiburritonoms · 3 years

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Hi hello yes I stumbled upon your dinluke exile au and it was so SO GOOOD AAAAA i love so many things in itttttt i love how din have trouble understanding Basics for lacking words that exist in Mando'a i love how luke hates hyperspace cause he felt cut off from the Force i love how much of an adorable cutie menace grogu is i love so many things about your fic it absolutely got a chock hold on me!! (There's a lot of things i love in it but it'll be too long to write haha)

I also love your other writings I've read the Han in dinluke hell series (it's so funny i live seeing han suffering lmao) and the librarian au (very informative i reaaally live ittt aaaaaa) I've read almost everything and I'm just ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Your writing rocks and I love it so much thank you for writing!!!! (so sorry for the long ramble but it's so goood can't wait for more :333)

Arghhh Thankkkk Youuuuu! This is such a wonderful comment to read and means so much to me. I really enjoyed writing Exile and I keep trying to find time to write the sequel. I was supposed to do NaNo but ah...life happened and I got a bad case of writer's block on top of RL stuff. So this keeps me going, you and all the other wonderful wonderful commentators. Thank you sooooooooo mucchhhh!!

I'm actually writing chapter 5 of Sacred Texts right now! Here's a rough draft of a tiny bit as a big thank you!

Hey.

The text from Din arrived just as he was about to leave Peli’s garage with his new driver’s side window installed. Luke leaned up against his car and stared at the three innocent letters as if he hadn’t been anxiously waiting for Din to text him all week.

His left hand hesitated as it held his phone in a tight grip. After a long moment, he typed,

Hey!

Should he say something else? Did that exclamation mark make him sound too eager? Luke bit his lip, but then hit send before he could change his mind.

“Why are you still here?”

Peli’s voice made Luke jump and nearly drop his phone. She was cleaning one of her tools with a dirty rag and standing a foot away from him. “Something wrong with the window?”

“Er--no--”

“Of course there isn’t! I installed it, it’s flawless. Dont’cha have anything else to do than loiter on my property all night?”

Before he could reply his phone beeped.

Are we still on for dinner?

Luke couldn’t help the smile that floated up, along with a rush of warmth.

“Helllooo! I’m talking here! Geez, ya rude Millennials, always ignoring real life for your phones.” Peli slid the wrench into her pocket and leaned over to look at Luke’s phone. “Is it Djarin?”

Saturday, right?

“Right--you two are going out!” Peli crowed before Luke could pull his phone away. “Good thing I fixed both of your cars for ya. You’re WELCOME. Well, what are you waiting for--answer him, boy!”

“I’m trying,” Luke sighed, as he started to type.

Yes--

“Say you’re looking forward to it!” Peli demanded, interrupting Luke before he could send it. “Hey, is he going to bring you flowers? Do gay dudes do that? He grew up in a cult so I bet he’s traditional like that!”

“Peli,” Luke groaned. Then his brain caught up with him. “Wait--a cult?”

“Long story,” she shrugged. “Ask him over dinner--”

Luke shuffled nervously. “That seems rude.”

“You should know all his dirty laundry before you get invested.” Peli moved so she could lean up against Luke’s car next to him and further invade his space. “Ask him why he takes so many trips down South these days. I wanna know; he better not be getting up to no good again, after all the help I’ve given him, helping him get his place in Jedha and watching his kid!”

“I--”

“You should always vet someone before you start dating, so stalk him! It's so easy these days, with your ‘social media’ and your ‘face books’. It was a lot harder being out when I was young--especially here in Palpatine land, let me tell you. The history some of these rural gals had on them--rap sheets a mile long! Secret husbands and secret kids! I’ve seen it all. So get all his dark secrets out now. Unless you’re just looking for a fling, which I already warned you about breaking that man’s heart--”

“Peli! Please let me just answer him!” Luke whined.

#seriously thank you ive had a lot of imposter syndrome lately #readers are the best #sacred texts

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knight-queen · 4 years

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Lunatic Parade Subaru Sakamaki–⁠ (Chapter 2)

[Chapter 1]

Place: ??? (BG black)

Yui: (nng…)

(Huh, what time is it…?)

(Last night, I was having difficulties in sleeping so I couldn’t sleep well…)

(...? Oh no...I can’t move my body…! Bu- but why…!?)

???: ….Zzz

Yui: (Someone...is here...!?)

Place: ホテル•モーントシュタイン客室 / Hotel • Mortstein,Guest room

Yui: 一Su- Subaru kun!?

(Lemme think? Why’s he sleeping on my bed…!?)

(Could it be I accidentally fell asleep here…? ...Nope, it’s no way…)

Subaru: nnh…

Yui: (Wa- What should I do! He is about to wake up…!?)

*Subaru gets up*

Subaru: ….ah?

Yui: Err...that’s...Good morn- ning?

Subaru: ...Yeah….hm?

That’s, Yo- you!? Uwaa! Why are you here!? *blushing*

Didn’t I warn ye’ not to enter on the other side!?

*Subaru backs off*

Yui: You misunderstood! This is my portion…!

Subaru: Haah!? That’s not一

Yui: Then look! My Rosary is on this bed-side…

Subaru: ……

Yui: (What can I do, he isn’t saying anything…)

*Subaru stops blushing*

Subaru: Oh...I see now...yesterday…

Haah…

Yui: Subaru kun…?

Subaru: ...How’s your health today?

Yui: Eh…? Health? I haven’t felt anything recently though…

Subaru: ...Then, it’s good.

Yui: (Why does that mean…?)

Saying that...why were you sleeping on my bed-part…?

Subaru: ...kh...that’s ‘cuz…*blushing*

...Shuddup! That doesn’t even matter!

Yui: Eeh...but I’m curious…

(Because...he strictly prohibited not to enter on the other side…)

Subaru: ……

Yui: ……

Subaru: ...Tch! Aaah, damn it!

Got it, if you’ll be satisfied if I say it, then I’ll!!

...You’re...having a nightmare last night.

Yui: Eh…?

Subaru: When I was sleeping on my side, I heard you making painful noises and...

That’s why...I go there to check out your state.

...Was it my bad?

Yui: Oh…

(Last night, it wasn’t a dream that I felt my chest hurt…)

(Because of that, Subaru kun has...slept…)

You were worried for me, right?

Subaru: Wha...I didn’t really worry or something like…*blushing*

Yui: Fufu…

Subaru: Shit, don’t laugh!

*Screen shakes + Subaru gets closer*

Yui: Kyaa…!?

Don’t pull off my arm so suddenly…!

Subaru: Shuddup! I’m gonna sleep twice.

Yui: Eeeh…!?

Subaru: Just be quiet and embrace me…!

*Hugs her tighter*

Yui: (Oh come on. We must have to get up by right now...but…)

(Last night, I am sure he had been concerned for my health all the time…)

(Just a little bit...should be fine, no?)

Place: Glimmer Street Main street / グリンマーストリート表通り

Yui: The antique art dealer that you’ve mentioned yesterday...do you know where he is?

Subaru: Yeah...but saying the truth, I don’t wanna drag myself near him…

Yui: Is he such a weird person…?

Subaru: Weird you say...He’s a narrow-minded guy who always comes up with a disagreement for some reasons.

Even for the father, he is a damn crap old-uncle who always shows-off around.

Yui: You didn’t have to explain it in such a cruel manner…

Subaru: Hmph…

Subaru: However...this old uncle is the only guy who can resist my father.

By putting it that way, that guy is incredible, I think.

Yui: Oh...I see now…

(The one who can resist Karl-Heinz san...then he should be a pretty amazing right…)

(I wonder what kind of person he is…)

Subaru: I am sure he lives around this area…

Oh, here it is...let’s enter.

Place: Aizen Stahl, Antique Art Store/ アイゼンシュタール古美術商店

Subaru: 一 Oi, Ye’ here?

Antique Art Dealer: Hmm…?

Ooh! You’re the youngest kid of the Sakamaki.

Yui: (This person is the artist of the antique…)

Antique Art Dealer: You were so small in the past…

Now you’ve grown up so much, like walking in the future carrying a woman huh.

...I think she looks like a young girl having a plugged-nose though.

Yui: Pu- pugged nose…!?

(How awful…)

Subaru: Tch…

...Don’t care about him that much. I told that he's narrow-minded and has a disagreement with everything, right?

Yui: Y- yes…

Antique Art Dealer: So, what’s up today? For you coming in this place is rather rare.

Did Karl-Heinz assign you any mission or something? Heheh…

Subaru: Ye’ aren’t even close, that old man has no connection with it.

...Do you know that guy called Earl Walter?

Antique Art Dealer: Hm….

Subaru: I had smashed several furnishings of his castle yesterday.

Antique Art Dealer: ...You did?

Subaru: Yeah.

Antique Art Dealer: Ho...you see...the furnishings of the Walter are…

Pfft….Hahahah! Oh my, I see! You breaked them huh!

That was the masterpiece thing you did!

Yaay, you did well, youngest kid of Sakamaki!

Yui: Eh…

(He seems to be laughing so much…!?)

Subaru: O- oi…?

Antique Art Dealer: What are you trying to hide? I strongly hate that guy.

Yui: Is that so…?

Antique Art Dealer: Yeah, absolutely. For telling the truth, he has stolen my treasures in the past.

Since then, I just continued hating and hating him…

For this, I become overjoyed hearing this, you know!

Yui: (I get it...so that was the reason…)

Antique Art Deal: I think I can repair the implements in his castle other than the goods in his treasure house.

Subaru: You mean it!?

Yui: That’s a relief….!

Antique Art Deal: Since you had blown up the hell out of that guy then...I shall help you.

Which stuff do you wanna repair?

Yui: A jar, sculpture and a painting…

Antique Art Dealer: I get the point. If that's the case then I can manage somehow I think. Hold on a sec.

*Walks away*

Yui: Looks like at the end we can come up with something, Subaru kun…!

Subaru: Yeah, I believe so…

*Pulling something big*

Antique Art Dealer: I appreciate your waiting. What about this thing?

These things are quite similar with those types of implements, right?

Subaru: Yeah, almost like that.

Yui: Then...if we give these to Earl Walter, he may pardon us…!

Subaru: Yup, we appreciate it. Then We’re takin’ out leav一

Antique Art Dealer: Hold ittt!

*Slaps Subaru*

Subaru: Ouch…! What the hell are ye’ doin’!?

Antique Art Dealer: Who said I’ll do these for free!

Subaru: Haah!? Did you say you’re gonn’ help us out!?

Antique Art Dealer: If you sound like having complaints then I won't hand these over to you.

Subaru: Ghh…

...Oh! Then I am gonna go to the human world and get some money from that old father.

That’s why...let us make an exchange with these.

Antique Art Dealer: Hmph, I don’t even slightly agree that Karl-Heinz will take out money for such things.

Subaru: ….kkh….

Yui: Then...what can we do for the charge…?

Antique Art Dealer: Let’s see…

If you can hand me three things that I’ll order, then I am gonna exchange these things.

Well, if I put in other others, those things should be close to my hand-maid things.

Yui: Hand-maid…

Subaru: Tch….annoying but...that’s the only way.

一一Understood. We’ll get them for you.

Antique Art Dealer: ...Told you, right? Then, let’s tie up our discussions here.

Yui: What should we search to begin with?

Antique Art Dealer: ...The head-mask of a clown. That should be an antique item.

Subaru: HAAH!? Why the heck you need such a thing!?

Antique Art Dealer: That’s because I want that, so you can’t blame it.

If you don’t want to then you don’t have to, ya’ know? Since I am not allowing exchange if so.

Subaru: ...Told ye’ that I am gonna do it! I’m gonna search for that right away so wait!...What a shit!

Place: サントノレパーク通り / Saint Honoré Park Street

Yui: It’s much crowded that I’ve thought…

Subaru: Ahh...ear sore…

Yui: (It's a parade after all so we have to endure these…)

一Ah! There is a clown right ahead! I think there’s gonna be a performance onward.

(It was a great decision for visiting the amusement park. Because, after it if we ask about the head-mask to the clown, then一)

Vampire Child A: Oh! It’s a clown! Hurry up and come 一!

Vampire Child B: Hold on一!

Clown A: There, there. Don’t push each other, okay~!

Yui: (Wah, it’s a huge crowd...I can’t get near him at all…)

Subaru: Oi, what are ye’ gonna do? There’re so many kids so we can’t get to him.

Yui: Umm...at this rate, the performance is gonna begin soon…

(What shall we do…)

Clown B: ...What shall we do?

Clown C: I can’t answer even if you ask...it’s a weekend after all…

Yui: (Hm? Over there are…)

Look, the clowns are getting prepared over there. Let’s talk with them.

I think they are having some kind of trouble…

*Walks over there*

Yui: Excuse us…

Clown B: Yes?

Yui: Did something happen? You look somehow troubled…

Clown C: Oh...that’s...the clown who was supposed to play main role in this performance,

Cannot show up for getting an injury…

Vampire Child A: So we can’t start!

Vampire Child B: I am getting sick of waiting!

Yui: (Ah...there children are…)

Clown A: ...Kh, We can’t buy ourselves time anymore! What should we do!?

Yui: Tell us! Is there anything we can do to help you?

Clown B: Eeeh!? But…

Subaru: Ha? Oi, what are ya’ sayi…

Clown C: No...maybe you can. If you lend us a hand in the fountain-show then…

...Certainly...if you do that much then...At this moment, that’s the only way.

Subaru: What’re ye’ thinking? It’s now way...we can help ‘em!

Yui: Sorry for deciding all of these even if you’re refusing to….

But, if we help, then we can have a talk with them as early as possible…

Subaru: ………

Clown A: Can you please do it for us?

Subaru: ...Certainly...we won’t have a delay talking with ‘em if we do so…

...Understood, we’ll do it.

Clown C: That’ll be a great help! But...we’re lacking time so, please get ready right away.

Yui: Yeah…!

*After a moment*

Clown A: Alright, dear people! Thank you so much for your long wait!

Clown B: After a moment, we’re going to show everyone in a fantasy world.

Yui: (Aight...let’s do my best…!)

→Game

Words Subaru said in the game 一

What're you doing? Get started.

Looks like we’re done.

If you win 一

*Audiences’ claps *

Yui: (Have we done it...perfectly…?)

Vampire Child A: Ohh! Wonderful!

Vampire Child B: The fountain-show was so incredible, right…!

Clown A: Thank you very much! You succeed so well!

Yui: Really….!? We did it, Subaru kun!

*Yui hugs Subaru*

Subaru: Uwaah…!?

*Fades to CG*

Yui: (What a relief...we get that right…!)

Subaru: O- oi! Lemme go!

Yui: Eh?

Vampire Child A: Look! It’s a couple, a couple!!

Vampire Child B: Right~! A lovely-dovely one~!

Yui: ...kh…!

(I was so happy that I….!)

Yui: Ah, Subaru kun, that’s...err, I didn’t mean to do it…!

Vampire Child B: Couple~! Couple~!

Subaru: Tch…! Ya’ll are being damn noisy!

Vampire Child A: Uwaa! We got him mad! Let’s escape!!

*Run*

Subaru: Fuck…!

Yui: (Uuh...and also, what was I doing….so embarrassing….!)

*CG Fades*

Yui: S- sorry, I did something weird so suddenly…!

Subaru: Geez…

Clown C: Phew, thanks to you two, the show has ended up smoothly.

Furthermore, you absolutely deserve larger congrats than I’d expected!

Clown B: Honestly, thank you a lot!

Yui: (I’m glad that we’ve come out handy to them.)

Clown A: 一Once again, we’re expressing our gratefulness for supporting us.

Clown B: As a thank you, please recommend to us what can we give you as a present.

Yui: Err...Actually, if you could manage us a thing that we have been searching…

Subaru: 一 This one. Can you recall seeing something like this?

Clown C: This is…

Yui: (Ah...that photo was…)

Subaru: It’s a head-mask used by a clown. If you have it, then please give it to us.

Clown A: Oh...it looks like an old-modeled head-mask. I hope it is left out in the warehouse...

However, you have helped us so much after all, so we’ll search up the warehouse for you.

Yui: You mean it!? Thank you…!

Clown A: Then, we’re gonna go there to search….can we request you to wait here for a while?

Yui: We’re counting on you!

*Goes away*

Yui: That’s good right, Subaru kun…!

Subaru: If they find it, then yes…

Yui: (...Looks like we’re having a freetime. What can we do…)

Oh...tell me Subaru kun. We’re having some time so let’s play something cool?

Subaru: Huh?

Yui: It’s boring if we just wait here plus…

Subaru: ...What do you wanna ride?

Yui: Err...let’s see….Oh, what about Merry-Go-Round?

Subaru: HAAAH!? Which fool is gonna ride such a childish thing!?

Yui: Ah…

(So we can’t huh...I really wanted to ride something together…)

Subaru: ……..

Tch…

*Walks away*

Yui: Subaru kun…?

Subaru: ...What’re ye’ standing like a statue for? Hurry up.

Yui: Eh...hurry up but why…

Subaru: Huh...you wanna ride, no? Come along before I change my mood to ride.

Yui: ...Mhm!

*After a while*

Yui: Haa, it was fun…!

Subaru: Which side was fun….such stuff was just embarrassing! *blushing*

For starters...You ended up choosing that horse-drawn vehicle…

For making me ride on like a clerk...of that horse…!

If ye’ make me do so next time, then I’ll blow ye’ up…!

Yui: (Certainly it was embarrassing of two of us riding together but…)

I enjoyed riding with you, thank you for that.

Subaru: …ngh…*blushed*

Well...if you’d enjoyed it then it’s okay but….I won’t gonn’ face such a ride next time!

Clown A: 一Sorry for making you wait!

Yui: Oh, you are…

Subaru: You’ve found that?

Clown A: It was...expectedly way much old, so it wasn’t left in our warehouse.

Subaru: Haah!?

Yui: S- such…!

Clown A: However, if I take the correct conjecture then you may find it in the dress shop of this town.

Yui: Dress shop…

(Then we should go there I think.)

Thanks a lot for giving us valuable information. We’re going to that shop then.

Clown A: Yup. Take care…!

Place: Glimmer Street, Aizen back street

Subaru: 一Where can we find that dress shop?

Yui: Umm...according to the map we received earlier, that should be around here.

Right ahead of that crowd, I guess…?

Subaru: Crowd….I’m sick of that.

Yui: Ahaha, you’re right…

(By the way, I wonder if it’s just my imagination to have a bad feeling about it…)

Place: Dress Shop /ドレスショップ

Yui: ………

Subaru: ………

Why is it crowded here too…!

Yui: Y- yes…

(The bad-feeling that I was having was true after all…!)

Umm...excuse me. Anything going on here?

Vampire Woman A: Yeah, there’s going to be a fashion show.

Yui: Fashion show!?

If the fashion is gonna start then I bet the workers in this shop are busy…

Subaru: Ahh...crowds are annoying too. So, let’s wait until it’s over.

Yui: Right...let’s wait then…

(Fashion show of the Demon World huh, I am bit interested一)

???: 一Ah! Hey you there!

Subaru: Aah?

Yui: (Hm…?)

???: I want you to follow me!

*She pulls Subaru*

Subaru: Aaah? What’s so sudden!?

Dress shop owner: I am the owner of this shop. I’ll explain everything inside that room. Anyway, come!

Subaru: Oi, hold it!

Yui: Ah, wait….!

(What on this earth going on…? I should just follow them…)

Place: Dressing Room / 試着室

Yui: (She has brought us very inside this shop…)

Dress shop owner: My apologies for bringing you here so suddenly but please get changed into this costume.

Subaru: Haah!? You’re doing these so abruptly! Why the heck is going on!

Dress shop owner: ...Right, I was forcing you way much…

For here on, we’re going to perform a fashion show here, however…

It was frustrating that there wasn’t a single model out there to wear my masterpiece costume.

I was able to find substitutes from the time being but none of them were perfectly suitable.

However, in the meantime you show up! You’re an ideal model for this.

Yui: (Subaru kun….a model…)

Subaru: Stop fussing around! Who’s gonna do such a shit!

Dress shop owner: No refusal! I’ll make you to be the model by any means!

I bet you’re gonna be pleased with the costume that I created.

Subaru: Hmph, what an absurd one. Oi, we’re going back.

Yui: Ah, but….

(We must have to ask them about that head-mask…)

(Above that…)

*BGM stops*

(I am very interested in seeing Subaru kun participating in the fashion show…!)

Tell me, Subaru kun...it’s a great offer so please participate in it?

Subaru: AAAAH!? You’re also saying these!?

Yui: ….Please do!

Plus...please lend me your ear a bit?

*Subaru gets closer + Yui whispers*

Yui: You see, it may be the right chance for us to ask them about the head-mask…!

Subaru: ...gh…

Dress shop owner: I have no clue what you’re mumbling for…

But I am begging you too. Because you can be the supreme model for sure.

Subaru: ………

….Lend that thing. I’m gonna wear it.

*Starts putting on*

Yui: Subaru kun…!

Dress shop owner: Woo! Thanks a lot! Then come here please!

Yui: (I am looking forward to the upcoming…!)

Place: Glimmer Street Main street / グリンマーストリート表通り

*Shutter sounds of taking photos*

Yui: (Every single model has so cool styles. I can’t help but to admire them…)

(Subaru kun’s turn hasn’t come yet…)

Dress shop owner: Alright, so our last display will be this costume of our pride!

Yui: (Ah, he shows up…!)

*Louder Applause + Shutters*

Monologue一

The appearance of Subaru who modelled was looking so cool that anyone’d get caught in his enchantment.

...It was rather a displeasing mood for me though.

He was in an unusual appearance or for something else, I was feeling like he was refreshed.

The shop-owner who stood by this Subaru kun 一一

She is so beautiful too.

I was just curious that...two of them who were getting captured in photos taken by others, what conversations they were having while having short distance in between them.

End of Monologue

*Shutters*

Dress shop owner: The visitors are congrating us so much…!

Come on, you also shake your hand with these audiences.

*Swats her hand*

Subaru: 一Don’t you freely touch my hand.

||気安い means actually friendly or familliarly. However, I thought ‘freely’ would go smoothly with the sentence. However, the more literal concept would be “Don’t touch my hand treating so friendly / familiar with me.

Yui: (Ah…! Subaru kun just shook off the shop-owner’s hand.)

Subaru: I’m engaged. Hand-shake with someone else.

||Spoilers! 予約済み means engage / reservation. I am pretty much sure he meant engaged. Because it reflects a clue about ‘engaging’ to the dress-shop owner. :p But some translators may also translate like “I am reserved here. Touch other else” x’D However it would sound weird or logicless since ‘reservation’ has nothing to do with ‘touching hand’. The next sentence, it makes it more obvious :’)

Dress shop owner: Oh my…

...Fufu, it’s that girl over there huh.

Subaru: ...Hmph.

Yui: (I hope he won’t fight over this time…)

*After a moment*

Yui: 一Subaru kun!

Subaru: ...Oh, you come huh.

Yui: Oh...you have got back to normal appearance huh.

Subaru: Absolutely! Who’d wear that damn cloth for a long time.

Yui: (I want to...tell him about my impressions of that show...How should I describe that?)

→Selection

面白かった / You looked interesting

かっこよかった / You looked cool (+correct)

Yui: Subaru kun, you looked so cool!

Subaru: I- is that so? I haven’t really done anything. *flushed*

Yui: It’s not like that. That costume also suited you pretty well and…!

Subaru: ...Thanks.

Dress shop owner: Thanks for the earlier. For you, we really hit a huge profit.

Subaru: I’d acted just as you said. This time, listen to our request.

Dress shop owner: What is it? It will be a pleasure to help you with anything I can.

Subaru: ...Have you seen something similar to this photo? We’re searching for that.

Dress shop owner: ...Oh, it’s inside our warehouse. I’m going to bring that so wait please.

*After a while*

Dress shop owner: 一I think it’s this one.

Yui: Yeah, it is!

Dress shop owner: No one has been using it since it was just left there...You can have it if you need it.

Yui: Thank you so much! We did it, Subaru kun!

Subaru: Hm...I have no clue what he's planning to do with this worn-out thing…

That’s fine. Let’s get back to that old uncle anyways!

Yui: Right. Ah, really thanks a lot!

Dress shop owner: Whether it’s useful to you or not comes first. If it’s possible then stop by here again.

Place: Aizen Stahl, Antique Art Store/アイゼンシュタール古美術商店

Subaru: 一Here, ye’ haven’t gotten any complaints right!?

Antique Art Dealer: Oooh! This one indeed! I haven’t imagined you’d really give it to me.

Subaru: Geez, my head hasn’t just got that why do ya’ need such a thing.

But...with this we’re done with one of the assignments I hope.

Antique Art Dealer: Yeah, you sure did. I’ll count on you tomorrow as well.

Place: Diamante Fountain / ディアマンテ泉

Subaru: Haah...I’m tired…

Yui: The first day was tough…

Ah, I got churro from the Wagon. Wanna eat?

Subaru: Yeah….mmn…

...The saying that “Sweet things taste more tasty the time you’re tired”, not a lie after all…

Yui: Fufu…

(But, today we really had to face many things.)

(I hope we’ll be able to hold out tomorrow as well…)

Subaru: Don’t make such a depressed face…I’ll be with you.

Yui: Right…!

(That’s true, if Subaru kun’s with me then we’ll be fine…!)

(Alright, let’s do our best tomorrow!)

一The END of Chapter O2

#lunatic parade subaru sakamaki #Subaru Sakamaki #subaru sakamaki lunatic parade #diabolik lovers translations #subaru #lunatic parade subaru sakamaki chapter 2 #lunatic parade subaru sakamaki chapter 1 #final #diabolik lovers lunatic parade #lunatic parade #dl #yui komori #here u have to play a game and u'll get a cg if u win #Cg; yui holding a arm of annoyed subaru

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Chapter fifteen: LETS DO ITTTTTT

Summary: Popular punk band, Skull crusher, had to find a new drummer due to the sudden disappearance of the last one. As band manager and lead singer, Semi Eita’s girlfriend, Y/l/n Y/n brings Kyotani, a rising internet drummer they found online into the picture. Everything was great at first, then Kuroo, the lead guitarist, started getting creepy messages and presents. Y/n is determined to find out who is trying to sabotage the band when things only take a turn for the absolute worst. Who could be the mysterious stalker really be? Is it their new band mate? Or could it be a close friend of one of the members?

TW: Swearing, mentions of threats

An: Maybe a post update about this earlier but my pc and my mobile tumblr and not working the best. I can’t get any messages on here right now and my desktop didn’t work till I installed a new internet browser. I will post Tendou’s chapter update in about an hour just so it’s spaced out a bit.

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Third Person POV

“Y/n... What happened?” He asked.

“I- I don’t… I don’t know.” Y/n whispered barely audible.

“What are these?” He reached over and grabbed the vial that still was closed. “Is this where the blood came from?”

“Yeah it was in this one.” She passed Semi the empty one as he examined it. “It was inside the desk inside a box wrapped in this.” She passed him the photo.

“What do you think this means?” He asked just above a whisper.

“Let’s show the others maybe I don’t know.” Y/n said.

The two walked from the room as Matsukawa was standing in the living room next to Akaashi whispering.

“Hey guys,” Semi said,

“HOLY SHIT? Y/N WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?” Kuroo and Kyotani rushed into the room.

“There was blood in a vial…” Semi showed the vial and then the picture.

“This is the weirdest part, he had an empty vial with Kuroo’s name on it.” Kuroo swallowed loudly.

“Should we call the cops?” Akaashi asked.

“Yeah let’s call them. Y/n let’s get you cleaned up.” He grabbed her hair as he took her into the washroom.

Kuroo grabbed the photo from Akaashi as he took a closer look at it.

“Isn’t this the picture we took at our last concert with Daichi?” Matsukawa looked over his shoulder.

“Oh shit yeah from the after party.”

“Who took this picture anyways? We are all in it.” Kuroo asked.

“Wasn’t it Daichi’s Girlfriend Mai?” Matsukawa asked.

“Why did none of us recognize her then at our concerts?” Kuroo asked.

“Something is different about her. Maybe her hair or maybe like her… face?” Matsukawa said.

“Did any of you fucks take photos with her in?” Kyotani asked.

“Well you see… No.” Matsukawa said with an awkward chuckle.

“See, a fucking serial killer being excluded back story.” Kyotani said with a huff.

“No she was weird and stayed away from us except for this photo. Actually Daichi didn't even formally introduce her to us ever.” Matsukawa replied.

“Why the fuck not?” Kyotani asked.

“Probably because they have some weird blood pact shit they didn’t want us to know about.” Semi said as he reentered the room.

“What do you mean?” Akaashi asked.

“The blood vial that spilled on Y/n was labeled with his and Mai’s name.” Semi said.

“Holy Fuck.” Kyotani said.

“Maybe we should leave.” Akaashi suggested. The others agreed as Matsukawa took off his shirt and passed it to Y/n.

“Why are you getting naked for my fiance?” Semi asked.

“Well I am sure you don’t want her walking down the street in a blood covered shirt and your jacket is in the van so I figured since I go shirtless a lot it’s not suspicious.” Semi nodded his head in agreement as Matsukawa then grabbed Akaashi’s hand. “Now if anyone looks, they will be distracted by us cuties holding hands.” Y/n let out a small chuckle as she put the shirt on.

Back in the van Semi gave Y/n his jacket like he said he would. Kuroo and Kyotani sat behind Y/n and semi.

“So now where to?” Kuroo asked.

“Asahi’s house!” Y/n shouted. A loud cheer could be heard from the back of the van.

“LET'S DO ITTT!!!” Matsukawa was screaming.

“We fucking should!” Kyotani now yelled.

“Yeah please babe.” Y/n said giving him puppy dog eyes.

“Okay okay what's the address?” He gave in to the loud noise.

Y/n gave him the address as Semi sighed and got her to put it into the GPS. They started to drive the way to the house.

“So what is our plan anyways? Semi asked.

“We just walk up to the door and ask him if he is in love with Kuroo and if he knows Daichi’s whereabouts.” Y/n said.

“This just screams bad idea.” Kuroo said.

They pulled up into the driveway as they were stopped at a gate. Kyotani opened the door and stepped out.

“What are you doing?” Y/n yelled out the window.

“Fucking pushing the gate open?” Kyotani said as more of a rhetorical question. He shoved the gate open. As he walked back to the car. “I knew the rich fuckers just have fake fucking gates in this neighbourhood.”

They drove down the driveway more and pulled up by the door. Y/n jumped from the van before Semi could put the van in full stop. Semi pulled his van off to the side as they all started to pile out.

She began ringing the doorbell aggressively. Matsukawa and Kyotani joined her at the door as the other three stood back a bit. Asahi pulled open the door.

“Can I help you? This is private property.” He said.

“Yes, we want to know what you want with Kuroo?” Y/n snapped at the man.

“Who?” He asked, confused.

“That punk Roaster looking dude right there!” Y/n said as she pointed to him.

“I’m sorry what is this about?” He asked, confused.

“Your creepy twitter fan account! The gig is up Asahi! The police gave us your Ip address.” Y/n said with a scowl on her face.

“Oh I think you have me mistaken for someone else.”

“We really don’t. It came from your phone.” Matsukawa said.

“Maybe you mean my girlfriends old account. She said it was light humor someone took out of hand.” Asahi said. Matsukawa laughed as he pulled the twitter account up.

“This is light humor to you?” He showed him the phone.

“Why don’t you guys come inside to talk about this?” He asked them.

The six ended up going inside as they sat around the living room with Asahi. The six began to explain what the twitter saw and just how they were missing Daichi. Asahi had known Daichi before he left but he stated the last time they spoke was when they were at that cafe together. He then went on about how his girlfriend was the one running the account.

“So where is your girlfriend now?” Kuroo asked.

Just as he asked, the front door was opened and Asahi called out to her to join them in the living room.

“Hey baby, who’s here?” She walked into the room and came to a sudden stop.

“What the fuck Yachi?” Y/n asked.

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jiminrings · 3 years

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MISS HANN I JUST FINISHED READING TAKE FIVE PT. 2 AND LET ME TELL YOU WHAT EMOTIONS I MADE WHILE READING ITTT 🤩🤩🤩🤩 I WAS LIKE OH YES U DESERVE IT DR. MIN 🤬🤬 GO Y/N U SHOULDN'T GIVE UP EASILY JUST LIKE HE DID TO U U CAN DO IT GIRL 😚😚😚 THEN OH NO WHAT THE FUCK WHY DID U MENTION THE EX WIFE NOW SHE'S CALLED THE EX WIFE SO SHE SHOULD BE EX-CLUDED FROM THEIR LIVES (am i too aggressive or im just saying the truth in a way 😗) BUT THEN AGAIN I GOT SOFT WHEN HE CRIED A TEENY BIT BUT THEN I WAS LIKE NU UH 🤨🤨 YOU'RE ON Y/N'S SIDE HERE YOUNG LADY YOU SHOULDN'T BE SOFT FOR HIM 😤 THEN I WAS HELL YEAH MAKE HIM SUFFER MISS GIRL I LOVE TO SEE MEN SUFFERRRRRR ESPECIALLY DR. MIN HE DESERVES IT AND FINALLY OH LOOK THE TWO DUMB IDIOTS FINALLY GOT IN A DATE LOOK AT THEM FINALLY GOING OUT TOGETHER ☹️☹️☹️☹️ BUT I LOVE Y/N FOR PUTTING ON A STRONG GAME SHE HAS SEEN BETTER DAYS BUT IM SO SO SO HAPPY THEY GOT OUT ON A DATE AFTER 26372727 YEARS THANK YOU FOR THE PART TWO MISS HANN KISSES FOR YOU YOU DESERVE IT 😚😚😚😚 I HOPE YOU'RE DOING GOOD 💗 HOPE TO SEE MORE OF THEM SOON!!!

- tin

PLSSSS I HAD SO MUCH FUN READING THROUGH YOUR ASK 😭😭 i was like oh gawd what is gonna happen next!!!!! but wait i dO know what’s gonna happen next!! tysm for reading and appreciating bff i loaf u

#answered #people i love

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avesagittarius · 7 years

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lost mal-evolence

WORD COUNT / 1305 (following parts will be longer if you guys like it)

summary ! The youngest of the Maximoff siblings had lived through heartbreak twice now. First her parents’ death and then her older siblings’ abandonment. She didn’t know what she'd done wrong, only that she searched for them for 3 years before HYDRA recruited her. She joined them when she learnt Pietro and Wanda had came here after leaving her. Now 6 years after their departure, she was in the process of becoming HYDRA’s best asset ever.

a/n ! hello :) so this is my frist time actually publishing something i wrote, i saw a prompt like 2 years ago about this and decided to write a series about it. so idk how many parts there will be but i hope you like ittt :)

warning ! okay so this isn’t really a warning but let’s pretend my baby Pietro is not dead in this series alright :)

GIMME FEEDBACK PLS :))))

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FRIDAY startled most of the Avengers in the tower when she spoke .

- All Avengers are required to meet in the meeting room immediately -

It was 4:06pm and Tony wished this day had ended already. And hour before that, he was working on the optimization of his suit while watching the news on three different screens at the same time when something caught his eye.

After gathering enough informations on the situation he decided it was best if he notified the rest of the team.

Seating at the end of the table he waited quite impatiently for everyone to take a seat.

Steve was the first to arrive, a frown had made its way on his face realizing it wasn’t in Tony’s habits to suddenly call a team meeting without letting him know beforehand.

One by one, every member piled up in the chairs around the table.

Pietro and Wanda were the last to arrive since they had been, since the beginning of the afternoon, in the witch’s bedroom, hanging out. It was one of the furthest away from this part of the Tower.

Everyone was rather confused as to why they had been summoned for a meeting when most of them were just coming back from different missions around the world.

With the tension increasing in the room, Steve decided to speak up.

“What’s the matter Tony ? Why did you call a meeting ?” He was calm, as usual, but still had this edge to his tone, giving away the urgency he felt.

Tony sighed, knowing most of them would be disappointed to see their rest cut short.

“I’m not sure yet, but I think HYDRA is back in the game. Trying to create weapons... again”

He could see Natasha frowning as well as the others and before anyone could ask him the question he added.

"Human weapons”

Everyone in the room knew what that meant. Everyone looked from the corner of their eye or directly to the twins who were both shocked by the news. Them, who thought they finally had turned the page of this dark chapter in both their lives.

But the cause of this meeting left them speechless as they tried to wrap their heads around the fact that some people were suffering as much as they had in order to benefit an evil organization.

A million questions running through his head Clint asked “What makes you think that ?”

All of them turned back to Tony who was now searching for the video he had seen earlier.

“Monday this week, someone recorded a video from a private helicopter where you can see the whole city of Moscow short-circuit and 52 seconds later” He waited for the moment in the video “the power is put back on everywhere, now I know it’s not unsual for parts of a city to short-circuit, but the whole city ?”

“Not to mention you can’t put back on the power of thousands of districts in a matter of seconds” added an astonished Bruce.

Tony nodded towards him as if saying ‘exactly’. He then proceeded to show his teammates a few pictures which appeared on the wall one after the other.

Some showed bolts of lighting in the middle of a sunny day, others were articles explaining that entire neighbourhoods were without any electricity for days and not a single person could fix, people claiming electricity meters and cables were intact.

But what proved to the Avengers that Tony’s theory was the most plausible one was the last video that showed up on the screen and illuminated the dark room.

“Ho-, wh-, what the hell?” Sam needed answers, as well as the rest of the team.

The blurry and trembling image showed a rather small figure, possibly a teenager, her back facing the camera but her hair blowing in the harsh wind of a storm. Arms outstretched in front of her, a dark violet mist surrounding her making it harder to distinguish her features.

Then, a flash of white light dazzled the fascinated Avengers as the camera fell to the ground, letting it shatter and stopping the recording.

The sound of the stores opening and bathing the room in natural light was now the only sound coming out of the meeting room.

Still shook, Pietro broke the silence asking in a breathless voice. “How do we know it’s HYDRA’s doing ?”

Wanda, who sat next to her brother, shook her head “How can you expect it not to be them ?”

Tony put his hands on the table where a map showed up.

“I checked the location where each of these stuffs were taken, it’s all been happening in Russia”

He looked up at Steve, whose frown had deepened.

“The Siberian faciity?” Captain America was even more curious now.

“Almost certain” replied Tony.

That made Bucky look up. He was quite familiar with that place and would never ever wish for anyone to end up there. Some nights, he still had nightmares sometimes so real he felt like he was there once again.

His heart ached for the poor girl if she was imprisoned there.

“Do you have any info on the girl ?”

Seeing as Tony shooked his head, Steve knew his best friend was going to try and find her. He was still searching for some kind of redemption for all he had done under HYDRA’s control and if it meant saving that teen then so be it.

He put his hand on Bucky’s shoulder as a sign of support.

“We will Buck, we won’t let HYDRA make any more victims.”

Clint who had been quiet until now, interrupted with a strong voice “We’re still not sure it was HYDRA, as far as we know the Siberian facility is still shut down and the girl hasn’t caused any major problems”

Sam chuckled and turned around in his chair so he could face his friend.

“Man, she hasn’t caused any major problems for now”

“It’s true what if tomorrow they decide to fly her out here in New York and short-circuit everything” added Steve while crossing his arms across his chest.

He knew Clint was probably just tired of running around all the time, preventing him from seeing his family as much as he wanted to, but he couldn't believe he was willing to let HYDRA manipulate a young girl.

Clint frowned “Steve we don’t know if it’s HYDRA yet, the short-circuit could be an edited video or something”

Wanda looked at him in the eyes “Don’t you want to know who the girl is ?”

He sighed, everyone was looking at him now, he just didn’t understand how these people could never get an ounce of sleep and still be ready to fight for every cause they found.

“Yes, of course I do!” It was obvious the girl had something intriguing going on around her “But I just don’t want us to rush in this headlong and find ourselves weakened when we’re finally back together”

At that, Natasha smiled “Aww, seems like someone cares about us more than he’d like to admit”

A few of them laughed quietly, CLint shook his head smiling.

Bruce stood up, looking thoroughly interested in the task he was about to devote hours to “Well, I’ll start investigating”

Tony followed and exclaimed “Let’s go find out more on Mini Thor”

Sam laughed

“Careful he might hear and come crush you with his Mini fucking Thor” he was now cackling “Understand ? Mini-Fucking-Thor, cause it’s his di-”

“Language, careful Wilson we’ve got children here”

“Sorry Cap’” Still laughing, Sam apologized, while the twins rolled their eyes.

“You do know we’re 23 right ?” deadpanned Pietro.

Steve shrugged and walked out the door, followed by a smiling Sam, who was still recovering from his joke and Natasha who was talking to Clint.

Were left in the room HYDRA’s previous experiments.

part dos

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emilywatchescursedshow · 3 years

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S1 E18 - Something Wicked This Way Comes

Director: Whitney Ransick

Writers: Eric Kripke, Daniel Knauf

Hopefully this episode doesn’t fucking suck

This just is a shot from an X-Files episode but I can’t remember which one.

OOH CREEPY HAND WE LOVE ITTT YESSSSSSS

Uhoh hopefully that girl’s ok

Following the dad clue huh. “He’s been so easy to find” right like he didn’t just come when you called that one tim.

Huh more sign communication but this time it’s all red vs black interesting color theory.

Wow no kid’s playing on a playground 2006 was a different time.

Dean picking up a milf

Oh no, this is the creepy S2 Buffy episode with the top hat guy. I love that episode but why do we have 2 Buffy ripoffs in a row.

Creepy old lady oh no is she a witch or... their MOM???? oh there’s an inverted cross she’s def evil, like they couldn’t have possibly made that more obvious. The shots in this episode are good also.

It’s weird watching a TV show where the production is so tight but the writing and acting are kinda blah.

THESE KIDS CAUGHT THE CURRENT from all these opens windows

How are they inside of this guy’s house

Creepy skeletal handprint

We’re getting young Dean flashback. I see he inherited the popped collar gene from his dad. I had hoped it was recessive.

Sam and Dean look like they’re the same age. They’re in a motel room??

Important detail for no reason but this is the first time I’ve been able to see clearly that Dean has hazel eyes.

Sam doesn’t remember his dad’s failings as a hunter interesting brother characterization

Can we please stop with the textual wincest jokes

Dean’s having “taking care of Sam” flashbacks and giving him all the lucky charms oh adorable I feel weird about these and idk why yet

She?

Sam not loving that Dean has all these memories that he doesn’t.

Wait ok I’m now having another what the fucking hell moment bc in this scene the costumer put Sam in a t-shirt that just has. A massive, fucked up looking dog on it. It is the weirdest shirt. Why does sam own this shirt

Oh no I hope it’s not the old woman from before that Dean spent like a million years staring at

Oh I remember this era of the 2000s when people would walk through the back of their too long jeans so the little pieces flapped behind them. The fact that Jarps jean’s are too long for him is hilarious because he’s already so fucking tall

Ok creepy old woman scene. Right because someone would just leave an inverted crucifix be

Hm I wonder if these idiots just kept their trees trimmed we wouldn’t have these problems anymore.

Jarps laugh is very stupid.

Dean having another little kid moment talking to a little blonde boy.

THANK GOD WE HAVE A DEAN SAYING “THIS IS NOT YOU’RE FAULT”

A accepting a lift to the hospital from a strange is uh not smart even when that person be Dean. Sam taking a phone call at the library what a naughty boy doesn’t he know it’s a quiet zone.

15-20 years back to the 1890s is like 5 different towns

Ah yes it’s the doctor. Sam probably shouldn’t have let Dean hang up the phone just then.

I love how the doctor still believes that Dean is a doctor when he’s got his popped leather jacket collar.

Wow Dean oh nooooo don’t talk about not firing your gun in a pediatrics ward.

We’re having a what’s the responsibility of children theme painted over with Dean’s weird childhood trauma about not being able to live up to his dad’s unreasonable expectations.

This monster is just emperor Palpatine but taller. Also I feel like Dean reacted as best he could in this situation lmao

Oh also John Winchester’s actor sucks also. Was he using his kids as bait??? Why else didn’t he drop them off at pastor Jim’s earlier.

Dean was like 12 when this happened. Why did Sam give up so quickly on the “you were just a kid” angle.

Ok so now we’re confronting the kid about this. He’s doing a good job stumbling his way through these scenes with clutching at the phone.

Dean suddenly getting the sense that the requests his dad made of him were unreasonable huh. Oh wait no the kid’s going along with it and we’re getting some stupid “you’d do anything for your brother” lines.

Dean literally telling a kid “we’re not gonna shoot you” what the fuck is this show

The kid is more afraid of getting shot than the monster which i feel like is reasonable but hilarious in the context of the show

Constipated iron rounds

Sam apologizing to Dean... Dean “Oh God kill me now” yeah I sort of feel the same.

I gotta give this monster props for always making the mast dramatic fucking entrances. Once again emperor Palpatine. Also the kid is just fully staring at the guy which apparently is fine I guess. We had to show the kid rolling under the bed so we know they didn’t shoot him which is fair I guess.

Oh the thing’s body didn’t vanish I guess because it has to attack Sam, unfinished business I guess.

Yeah this is feeding, not just leaning over a guy.

And now the body vanishes, but not before Dean shoots it a couple more times. We love being ineffectual.

Michael realizing that oh no SAM is the little brother.

Dean has problems.

Sam wishing he were Asher, Dean knowing he’s stuck as Michael. God this music is wayyy too literal for me to take it seriously.

I thought this episode was alright!! There were some rough points but I think we were sort of due for a “Dean has overprotective feelings in re: Sam” episode.

#supernatural #supernatural liveblog #SPN

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I’m an idiot

Jason x reader imagine. You are a batkid and joined the Outlaws because of your boyfriend, Jason. It’s a quiet night at home but SHIT GOES DOWN cuz lets be real, you live with the 3 most melodramatic vigilantes on the planet. This is mostly fluff, but also some angst so prepare urself for a multitude of feels.

It was one of those nights. You, Kori, and Roy were home resting from a long mission- while Jason was off to “put that motherfucking drug dealer down, with a hailstorm of bullets” as he so poetically stated before he left. The three of you had settled down on the couch and were watching some cheesy rom com on HBO. As the film was droning on, your bored eyes wandered around the room, finally landing on Roy who was on his 3rd bowl of popcorn. In your tired state, your gaze settled on his ginger locks. It’s so beautiful you thought. You continued to stare at his hair with your mouth open- I wanna touch ittt. Run my hands through it, it’s so luscious, so beautiful. Ughh I so wanna braid it!!- your mind raced. Your once tired eyes lit up with gleeful determination. You gently nudged Kori who was sitting in between you and Roy. She turned around to give you a puzzled look. You leaned in quietly “Kori, oh my god, we have to braid Roy’s hair”. Your galactic friend looked even more puzzled as she asked “What is braiding?” “Oh my god Kori you have not lived” You said in a state of shock “Don’t worry, I’ll teach you. We just have to hold Roy down. There’s no way in hell he’s letting us touch his hair.” you continued. Kori was now completely intrigued by the proposition of braiding Roy’s hair and asked “What shall we do now?” You gently leaned past Kori’s shoulder to look at Roy who was loudly munching his popcorn and looking at the movie, oblivious to the plan his two teammates were concocting. “Ok- you continued to whisper “on the count of 3 we jump him. You hold his arms down and I’ll tie them with the scarf” you stated, motioning to the garment on the coffee table. Kori nodded seriously “I am ready.” “ok- you whispered excitedly “ one.. two.. THREE!!” Before that poor boy had a chance to process what was going on, Kori jumped and straddled him while pinning his arms down. You made a mad dash for the scarf and ran to tie his hands. “AAAHHH GUYS WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING” Roy screamed. “It’s for the greater good Roy.” you exclaimed as

you expertly tied his hands behind his back. “Guys seriously what the hell??!” the young archer cried out. You two ignored his protests “ Shall we, how do you say it.. oh! braid now?” Kori asked hopefully. “Yes we shall” you giggled like a madwoman before kneeling on the arm of the couch to reach the back of Roy’s head. “Wait stop, (Y/N)! Don’t you dare touch my hair!” Roy protested, struggling as Kori continued to hold him down as she straddled him. She leaned in and batted her eyelashes. “Roy, (Y/N) has decided to braid your hair in order to teach me how. I have never seen this process and it greatly intrigues me. I would love to see how it is done” Kori stated innocently with honey in her voice. You smirked, knowing fully well what the alien girl was doing. Roy would never be able to say no to you guys because of his huge crush on her. He blushed at his proximity to Kori before letting out a groan of defeat. “Ugh. Women are evil- Roy lamented “yes, fine. you guys can braid my hair.” “Yay!” you clapped your hands, flashing a bright smile at Kori as she returned the favor. You quickly got to work, showing your friend how to do various braids. You lost track of time as you continued to work on Roy’s hair. As your were finishing his two french braids, the door swung open as Jason walked in. The three of you didn’t even notice him at first. Kori was intently watching you as you nimbly moved your hands through the redhead’s hair- and your gaze was focused on the hairstyle you were creating. And by this point, to save himself from PTSD, Roy had completely zoned out- envisioning himself on a tropical island all by himself where no one would ever be able to touch his hair. At the lack of welcoming from his friends and girlfriend, Jason remarked sassily “Hello to you guys too. What are yo- wait- DA FUCK, what in the world are you doing to Roy?!!” Jason blurted out. You looked over to your boyfriend, “Oh hey Jason. nothing much, just chilling, killin, and braiding the voluminous locks of our fellow friend.” “(Y/N) is in the process of a french braid at the moment” Kori beamed proudly. Roy just looked at Jason and mouthed HELP ME. Jason chuckled at the sheer craziness of his friends. “Looking good, Roy.” the vigilante teased before walking over to the kitchen to grab some food. Damn right it looks good, you mumbled to yourself; your eyebrows knitting together in concentration before belting out “DONE!” Kori let out a gasp of joy you and quickly leaned over to inspect it. “It looks wonderful (Y/N)!” “Why thank you! Now lets see, we just need something to tie it with.. hm. ooh!!!! Let’s use the pink ribbons I have!!” you proclaimed, getting up to go fetch them. “NO!- Roy yelled at you, causing you to stop moving. “No, not happening. This is where I draw the line. Gotta at least keep some of my dignity.” your friend insisted. You glared at him. “Roy Harper. If you think I spent all this time on your hair and I’m not gonna wrap it up nicely with the ribbons you better think again. Now you will shut up and wait nicely while I go get them- you continued in a threatening tone- “or.. I can just tell Jason about you know what.” you finished in a sickly sweet voice. Roy went from grumpy to shit scared in a nanosecond. “ (Y/N) don’t you dare. You promised! He’ll literally kill me!!!” Roy cried out. “Tell me what?” Jason asked, leaning on the doorway. His ginger friend nervously rambled “oh it’s nothing Jason. Yeah.. it- I… (Y/N) tell him it’s nothing.” Roy looked at you, his eyes pleading. Now you were evil. But, you weren’t that evil. Not to mention, you were also super tired and the last thing you wanted was for lives to be lost tonight. “Oh just this stupid thing, babe. its nothing.” you chuckled nervously. Jason narrowed his eyes at the both of you. “(Y/NN) what is it.” he warned. “Jay, I already told you! it’s nothing!” you responded in a shrill voice. Damn I’m a sucky liar, you thought. Jason glared at you for a second before he reverted to a calm face. “ok babe. I believe you” he said as he walked towards the couch. Both you and Roy internally praised the heavens. As he got closer to you, you thought he was coming over to kiss you but after a second of leaning in and studying your gaze, Jason snapped his head at Roy. “Roy. what. happened.” the red hood asked in the most menacing low voice ever. Roy nervously looked at him. “Look, Jaybird, buddy, I’ll tell you but promise you won’t kill me. Promise you won’t get mad.” Jay just glared at him harder. Oh boy, here we go- you thought as your mind went back to that infamous moment.

——1 MONTH AGO—— Jay was out on his nightly killing spree and Roy was out doing other questionable things no doubt. You and Kori had a fun girls night, and the alien princess was taking a very glittery bath after you had shown her what a bath bomb was. You were sitting at the counter, absentmindedly snacking on some pizza when the door opened. “Oh hey, Roy.” you greeted your friend. After a better look at him, you exclaimed “What the hell happened to you? Did you just get in a brawl with some elephants after drinking the entire liquor supply of the western hemisphere.” you remarked, shocked. The intoxicated archer stumbled over to the counter, his eyes barely focusing on you. “Lo-look, kori. not in the mood for this r-right now.” he slurred out. “Jeesus, how wrecked are you?” you wondered. “ok Roy boy let’s get those cuts cleaned up, and possibly a blood transfusion since there’s a pretty big chance you have alcohol poisoning.” you semi-joked, actually getting kinda worried for your friend. You went over to look at his wounds but when you reached up to touch his face- he slapped your hands away. “No kori stopp- he grumbled “I don’t want to talk to you. It hurts too much, I know you don’t feel the same way about me.” “OK what the actual hell Roy. It’s me (Y/N). I’m not Kori.” you exclaimed. “I know your not in love with me” Roy responded, “ But p-please Kori. I.. I.. Love you!” Before you could even process what happened, Roy smashed his lips into yours and kissed you. You shoved him off and slapped him. “WHAT THE FUCK ROY?!” you yelled. Rubbing his jaw, he looked at you- his eyes seeming to clear. “wait.. (Y/N)?” Roy questioned. “Yeah (Y/N) you dumb idiot.” you glared at him, hands on your hips. “oh shit! (Y/N) I’m so sorry. I thought you were Kori!” Roy apologized. “OH SHIT! Jason’s gonna KILL me! Roy cried out. “(Y/N) i’m so sorry it was an accident, but you can’t tell him!! Please!” You groaned and rolled your eyes. “Ok fine Harper, just promise me to never get this shitfaced again so this kinda stuff never happens again.” “Yes yes! I promise (Y/N) thank you!!” Roy graciously replied. —— —— — — —— You snapped out of the memory and tuned back in to reality. “-issed her. But I swear to God Jason I thought she was Kori and the second it happened she broke away I swear I didn’t mean it I was fucking drunk and I’m sorry and I didn’t mean to kiss her.” Roy rambled frantically, gulping before looking up at his friend to see his reaction. Jason looked back at him, oddly calm. “i’m goNNA KILL YOU!” Jason screamed, lunging at Roy. You shrieked “Jason NOOO!!” as Kori jumped off the couch to escape the slaying field. Jason punched Roy in the face as Roy broke free from the scarf that was keeping his hands tied. He jumped and backed away, holding his hands up in the air. “ok ok Jason, look I know your mad, but let’s just calm down” he reasoned. “CALM DOWN??!!! YOU SON OF A BITCH!! YOU FUCKING KISSED MY GIRLFRIEND!!” Jason screeched attacking Roy again. You burst out of your state of shock to intervene, but before you could get close enough to separate them, a shoe flew by way too close to your head, “Oh hell no!” you cried out “I’m not dying today.” You backed away as Roy held up his other shoe threateningly at Jason. “Jason Jason put the gun down.” he pleaded. “I’M GONNA MURDER YOU!” Jason screamed with rage, popping a few rounds at Roy. Roy quickly dodged but Jason threw his gun and it hit Roy square in the face. “OW FUCKING HELL!” Roy cried out in agony. “That’s it man! It was an accident now fucking GET OVER IT!” Roy yelled, tackling Jason to the floor as he punched him. You clamped your hand over your mouth as the two boys punched and kicked each other- and in one of Jason’s lesser moments, as he kneed Roy in the balls. “Should I intervene?” Kori asked you. “Please! Before they kill each other!” you blurted, still too shook to move. “ENOUGH!” your long-haired friend exclaimed as she shot a star bolt inches away from the boys’ faces. The two stopped dead in their tracks to look at the two girls, who did not look amused. Starfire scowled at them as you focused your gaze on your boyfriend. “Jason. Peter. Todd. What was that.” you growled. Jason looked guilty for a second before putting on a pouty look as he shoved Roy off of him and stood up. “(Y/N) he touched you. He deserved it!” “It was an accident.” you retorted, looking more pissed off by the moment. “Roy’s already apologized to me dozens of times, and I think I can take care of myself.” you continued. “Ughh whatever” Jason replied all pouty as he glared at Roy. The more he stared at Roy, then more his fist clenched and you could see his jaw tense. You were about to step in to prevent the second battle of what was looking like WW3, when Jason broke the silence. “Fuck it. We’re getting dinner (Y/N). Let’s go.” your boyfriend commanded as he grabbed your arm and led you towards the door. “Jason. It’s 11 o’clock.” you reasoned, but Jason was in no mood to listen as he marched you outside the apartment and onto the street. He was still holding on to your arm, and pretty tightly you might add. “Ow, Jay stop. Your gonna break my arm.” you scowled as you tried to break free from his grip. He realized he was hurting you and immediately let go. “Sorry” he muttered, barely audible. You could feel the tension in the air, and he seemed to be on the verge of saying something but couldn’t quite yet. After a few moments of silence, he blurted out, “Did you like it?” “Jason what, No!” you replied, shocked he would even assume that. “Then why did you keep it a secret from me if it was nothing?” Jason shouted, on the verge of tears. You could feel your heart break as you saw the hurt look on your boyfriend’s face. Something in you snapped and you immediately grabbed his face too look at you. “Jason. I didn’t tell you because I knew what would happen. I didn’t want to destroy you and Roy’s friendship. That’s the only reason why. I didn’t enjoy it all, it was like kissing my brother- and that’s all Roy is to me: a brother. Your the only guy I’m in love with Jason. I. Love. You.” you replied softly- looking into his cerulean blue eyes. What you said began to sink into Jason’s mind, and he realized everything you said was true. He grabbed your hand that was resting on his cheek and pulled his face to yours. After the kiss, he broke away and responded “I’m so sorry (Y/N). Here I have this amazing girl that I love and she loves me back- and all I do is doubt her. I’m such an idiot.” You hugged Jason and he wrapped his arms around you. With your face nuzzled in his chest, you replied “Yeah, but your my idiot.”

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Xue Yang’s 420 Punishing Reincarnations AU. Final Modern Setting

but hmmmmmm I Wonder,

in that final one,

yeeting patriarch how did they all come to meet

in another one of his reincarnation he gets pimples every week

LMAO SORRY

mmMMMMM good question

we said they meet a-qing last

ssyifpfff�� do we wanna be cheesy lmao

8h 8 hours ago yes, since shes a lot younger than them

as long the Angst Lives On,

the beginning of their meeting needs some angst

yeeting patriarch either song lan or xue yang meeting xiao xingchen, the beginning of their relationships...

OH MAYBE XUE YANG NEEDS HELP FOR WHATEVER REASON N XXC FINDS HIM, LIKE MAYBE HE FALLS N HURTS HIMSELF N XXC PUTS A BAND AID ON OR SOME SHIT

ssyifpfff🌙 as an allusion to when they meet in yi city uwu

8h 8 hours ago ssyifpfff🌙 so tht its familiar n xue yang gets the de javus

8h 8 hours ago OMG. PARALLELS

yeeting patriarch HELL YEA PLEASE

n then he can meet song lan while going to buy groceries idk

ssyifpfff🌙 maybe they fite for the last bag of avocados

8h 8 hours ago yeeting patriarch what about xxc and song lan were childhood friends and had a fight and suddenly young song lan had to move out and never got to apologize to xxc but then years later he moved back and found xxc again

ssyifpfff🌙 as long as no one loses any eyes

8h 8 hours ago NO LOSING EYES

yeeting patriarch EVERYONE HAS THEIR EYES AND EYESIGHT

ssyifpfff🌙 NO HEAVY ANGST IN THIS HOUSE FOR THIS LIFETIME

8h 8 hours ago like. first xxc meets xue yang

who got hurt... uhh... how he couldve gotten hurt...

yeeting patriarch lmao he was skating and while doing a Sick Move TM he mf fell down and got wrecked

YES PLS LMAO

A SICK MOVE

ssyifpfff🌙 he got an arm cramp while dabbing

8h 8 hours ago innocent xxc was passing by at the time, saw everything and went to help xue yang. because his golden pure heart lives on

yeeting patriarch HE DABBED WHILE DOING THOSE SKATE FLIPS AND FELL DOWN ON HIS FACE

ssyifpfff🌙 HE BROKE HIS NECK HITTING THT WHOA

8h 8 hours ago yeeting patriarch as xxc helped him, xue yang experiences the Doki

xxc takes him to his apartment to take care of his wounds

and after this incident, xue yang shows up a lot around xxc's place

yeeting patriarch (hes got a bit of a bad situation at home, hes always outside like a stray cat)

ssyifpfff🌙 hes like "should i take u to a hospital?" n xue yang i slike NO GO AWAY "then let me at least bandage u, my apartment is close by" xue yangs gay ass: oh worm?

8h 8 hours ago yeeting patriarch YES

N THEY SLOWLY BECOME CASUAL FREIDNS THEN ..... SOMETHIN ELSE

ssyifpfff🌙 WE GOTTA GET THT DOMESTIC BLISS

8h 8 hours ago yeeting patriarch BUT IT'S SLOW BURN

mayb xue yang is a runaway n is in need of a roomie

ssyifpfff🌙 YES SLOW BURN OBV

8h 8 hours ago remember: this time he gotta earn for xxc's affections

yes! xue yang its ur turn to cook

yeeting patriarch xxc is a bit wary of him for some reason although he helped and helps him out. his good heart cannot ignore it

ssyifpfff🌙 them going to buy groceries n xue yang being a Pro at bargaining for lower prices

8h 8 hours ago yeeting patriarch ever so slowly, xiao xingchen at first really starts feeling he got himself to take care of a stray cat

like............ this happened in yi city tbh, xue yang did manage to make xxc laugh like no one else :(

ssyifpfff🌙 im sad now

8h 8 hours ago yeeting patriarch PARALLELS... KEEP THEM COMING

ssyifpfff🌙 XXC HAS TO SEE XUE YANG HAS A GOOD HEART EVEN IF HE LOOKS LIKE A DELINQUENT

8h 8 hours ago yeeting patriarch at some point though,

xue yang gets 100% kicked out his home

he has nowhere else to go

truth to be told, boi got no close friends

it's a rainy night

and xiao xingchen is coming home after uni (what is he studying)

in front of his place, in the rain, is xue yang

yeeting patriarch when he realizes xingchen came, xue yang looks up and tries to grin at xxc but he only manages a half smile

BABEYYY

HE SAID NO ANGST FOR HIM IN THIS LIFETIME ASDFGRFGVS

ssyifpfff🌙 i WANT xxc to be studyin at cheff school but i think med school would fit him better

8h 8 hours ago yeeting patriarch MED SCHOOL FOR SURE

ssyifpfff🌙 n it would make sense as to why he has bandages n is good at putting thm on

8h 8 hours ago Y E S

xue yang currently a drop out for financial problems due his situation at home

we really ain't giving it easy for xue yang even in the reincarnation it should be finally Ok for him

yeeting patriarch Understandable

ssyifpfff🌙 we had to do it to him

8h 8 hours ago yeeting patriarch at the sight of xue yang in the rain looking Miserable TM, xingchen's heart aches

at this point they been getting close, xue yang casually COINDICENTALLY going to the same skating place over n over even tho its actually not tht big or tht good for skating

ssyifpfff🌙 god we rly made him a skater boi

8h 8 hours ago ssyifpfff🌙 see ya later boi

8h 8 hours ago i cannot see it now

skater boi xue yang confirmed

anyway

xingchen let's xue yang stay over as xue yang kinda explains the situation

he promises he will find himself a place and wont get in the way

yeeting patriarch but... yknow how it is when the Living Together situation happens

in reality xue yang is Super smart, like genious smart like ash lynx smart, n xxc prob notices n encourages him to pursue a studyin path

xxc is a nerd in all his lifetimes

ssyifpfff🌙 tht way xue yang could get a scholarship n help

8h 8 hours ago yeeting patriarch OH NOOOOO GOT SLAPPED BY A THOUGHT THAT ENDED ME kinda nicely

ssyifpfff🌙 SLAP M

8h 8 hours ago as xingchen let's xue yang stay over, he gets xue yang a place to sleep in his living room. it's the only available place, his apartment isn't big. and in the morning, when xingchen wakes up, he finds xue yang sleeping kinda curled up like a cat, sleeping occupying a small place

yeeting patriarch also xue yang being Genius 💯 xingchen noticing it and encouraging him 💯💯💯

OH BABEY SAIDFGDSKFJBGS

a tiny stray cat

ssyifpfff🌙 its such a cheesy metaphor in fics BUT I LOVE ITTT

7h 7 hours ago as time goes by,

they grow closer

yeeting patriarch xue yang starts even helping xingchen with his studies although this isnt an area he likes nor has much interest

yeeting patriarch they go on growing close

xingchen starts paying more attention to some things about xue yang. that he carries a sadness within him

masked by his delinquent attitude

xingchen starts lowering his walls

yeeting patriarch (at this point xue yang is already deep in love but yknow tsun boy)

tsun boy skater boy

asdfka, xue yang going to xxcs campus n waiting around for his classes to end

"no i just like the sandwiches from the cafeteria here" "but ur broke" "IM HERE TO SMELL THEM"

ssyifpfff🌙 n xxc buys him the dam sandwich n they sit to eat together T0T

7h 7 hours ago hoes trying to approach xue yang as he waits for xingchen, since xue yang is Good Looking. But he... hisses at other people

hes only... non feral around xingchen

what would xue yang study tho 🤔

yeeting patriarch before he had to drop out and then when he managed to go back

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm well he did do all tht w the sticks on wen ning and song lan, maybe... neuroscience

or maybe he goes feral n studies art idk

ssyifpfff🌙 he would be good at anything really

7h 7 hours ago he does look like an art hoe somehow

and Yup. boi could do Anything

let's settle this later

yeeting patriarch as for now...

the domestic bliss continues

before they realize, they're searching for a bit bigger apartment. with at the least two rooms

(No Homo phase)

two bedrooms*

they manage to find one, share the living costs

domestic bliss lives on

THEN, ONE DAY...

at xingchen's uni

yeeting patriarch a new student arrives

yeeting patriarch 😏

he moved back to the city

xingchen and song lan immediately recognized each other

yeeting patriarch with some tension

ssyifpfff🌙 (no homo phase) LMAO

7h 7 hours ago yeeting patriarch xue yang, the bastard cat, goes wait for xingchen at his uni. grinning showing his fangs and all. unaware

xue yang sees xingchen's silhouette and approaches

then he noticed song lan

hes hit by some unknown feeling. similar the one he had when he first meet xingchen

he, clever bastard, notices the tension in the sir between the two hotties

yeeting patriarch hides close by, as xxc and sl didnt notice when he was approaching

hes a bit far and cant hear well their convo but picks a few words here and there

yeeting patriarch "it's been so long", "wanted to see you again", "i am sorry"

and hes there like "uuuuh am i bein cucked" but deep down he gets a feeling too

he prob feels he wants to go meet thm but shouldnt

thru their rship he prob feels a lot of guilt, specially seein thm together, n the worst part is tht he cant understand Why he feels tht guilt

he might think he should be around xxc if he has finally found some1, like he doenst wanna be in the way

all the while bein a chaotic bastard w sl ofc

ssyifpfff🌙 n song lan actually finds him fun to be around heh

7h 7 hours ago THE CONFLICTED FEELINGS... the feelings the doesnt understand...

chaotic ass xy starts Bottling Up it all

hes been getting Messy

as he sees xxc and sl getting closer and closer, getting along better and better

he feels he should Leave them. that unsettling mysterious guilty feeling is there all the time

yeeting patriarch although he enjoys being with the two so much

yeeting patriarch one day xy reaches his limit. his mind, his heart are a mess. hes always been on the emotionally constipated side, but now it was different and overwhelming

he was growing a bit distant the past few weeks. both xxc and sl noticed although xy tried to mask it, grinning around, as always

yeeting patriarch but his gaze would give him in sometimes

one day, as xxc comes home, he is greeted by silence. a dark and cold apartment. by that hour, xy was already at home. worry grew in xxc's heart

he called for xy, but no answers came

yeeting patriarch ANNND it's almost 02:30 am i need sleep Badly

yeeting patriarch meme ya Later. dream of this au. hmu with new thoughts. nyeehaw

ssyifpfff🌙 ASSADK XUE YANG dam u u done it again.

7h 7 hours ago ssyifpfff🌙 he didint even leave a note, but xxc knows him too well n finds him fast n asks wtf is up (not like tht obv) n xue yang cant explain properly but he basically confesses tht hes grateful for xxc opening his home to basically a stranger but he understands him n song lan crealry missed each other n he shouldnt get in the way

7h 7 hours ago ssyifpfff🌙 n xxc is like "but song lan n i,,,, we both love u so much"

7h 7 hours ago n song lan comes by (xxc called him so he could help w finding the cat) n hes like "heh u ran away bc ur jealous?" "IM NOT u idiot im leaving the way open for ur dumb ass" "n what about ur way? is it open too?" (IDK WHY im imagining song lan as a suave guy whn in reality hes prob rly dense n awkwards too but let me dream)

ssyifpfff🌙 xue yang is pikachu stunned.jpg

7h 7 hours ago yeeting patriarch I HAD TO READ THOSE BEFORE DREAMLAND i will reply properly when i Rise

ssyifpfff🌙 have a good dream nyari may the xue chara dev visit u in ur sleep

7h 6 hours ago yeeting patriarch IVE RISEN

SUAVE GUY SONG LAN IS HONESTLY TO LIVE FOR xy is a tsun, xxc kinda slow so somebody in this house gotta do the work

BUT IMAGINE

after he says that and xue yang goes pikachu_agape.jpg

xingchen on the side blushes furiously

yeeting patriarch then after a "..." 3 secs, song lan becomes a blushy mess

yeeting patriarch xxc, tenderly, grabs one of xy hands and tells him "let's go home"

xy feels like a bit part of that heavy feeling has been lifted from him as xxc holds into his hand and sl gazes softly at him. THEN, A RARE MOMENT HAPPENS... chaotic disaster xy, doesnt give his fangy grin, but a small smile

yeeting patriarch the three of them go to their home

after this, as some time goes by, before they realize, song lan has moved in with them. they bought a bigger bed

(No Homo phase kicked into outer space)

Song lan n xy just constantly embarrassing themselves n each other fskdhdjd

3h 3 hours ago now we gotta reach the a-qing point of the au

xxc gets a thirdhand embarrassment with them sometimes

i really, really like to think xue yang's sleeping habits are a bit like a cats

even the "more docile and cuddly when sleeping" part

SINCE WE MADE HIM SHORTER ON THIS, and i think both xxc and sl are 185cm... oh the bliss

yeeting patriarch AND OF COURSE HIS SWEET TOTH REMAINS

HES THE TINY ONE

IN A 3 PPL RSHIP WHOSE THE LITTLE SPOON??? IDK HOW BUT ITS HIM

ssyifpfff🌙 he’s the lettuce of the sandwich

3h 3 hours ago yeeting patriarch "are u a big or little spoon, xue yang?" xy: im a KNIFE xxc & sl, at the same time: hes the little spoon

ssyifpfff🌙 ASFGJSHFIUFM

3h 3 hours ago yeeting patriarch OMGGHSJKSKSK HOL P

ssyifpfff🌙 “I am a dagger under ur pillow” “ok”

3h 3 hours ago yeeting patriarch xxc keeping candies with him to give xy :')

ssyifpfff🌙 OFC

3h 3 hours ago xy says fuck it in this au and becomes a Baker

yeeting patriarch sl... what is he

ssyifpfff🌙 OOOH SO HE CAN MAKE DESSERTS!!!! YAS

3h 3 hours ago yeeting patriarch architect would be cool

Or designer engineer

ssyifpfff🌙 Or a VET

3h 3 hours ago OMG A VET

yeeting patriarch YES

ssyifpfff🌙 N he constantly compares xy w the kittens he attends

3h 3 hours ago YESSSSSSSSS

yeeting patriarch WE GOT IT, WE GOT IT ALL

“Today there was a black cat tht wouldn’t let me pick it up, reminded me of u” the next day “today there was a kitten tht wouldn t stop licking my hand, reminded me of u”

ssyifpfff🌙 “Today the cat bit me, reminded me of u”

3h 3 hours ago xxc - doctor sl - vet

SUIT THEM SO WELL

and baker xy... a pleasant surprise

he makes the best sweet stuff but hes a disaster cooking savory food. sweets only man

also T0T in the future when they get a-qing,

xy uses his baker ways to approach her

yeeting patriarch yknow like he did back then with the candies but this time... not devilishly

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