#hello herobrine :)

[artofgerald]

Um

I shall also share my versions of Steve, Alex and Herobrine <3 UOGUH

[felworthless]

block man

[reblog-house]

HELLO?!!?!?!!!?!

[software-bugs-b-gon]

does the name sigma come from the sigma male trope

MAN, FUCK OFF LMAO

[macncheeseisgod]

The closest I've felt to being a little kid again is when I was playing minecraft in my single player world and forgot to mend all my tools. so they looked all worn and used and threw them all in a chest forgot about it and then, when I opened the chest saw the half to low durability on my gear, my heart stopped, my body shivered with a cold so intense. I felt like I was in the sub arctic, and I thought herobrine possessed my world like a minecraft analog horror series

[llitchilitchi]

there was so much potential with c!eret’s unused lore with herobrine- she even started setting some things up with c!foolish and then nothing :(

the fact that all this lore got first teased during Manberg era too, like, we know close to Nothing about Eret despite them being part of the server since very early on, so much wasted potential there

[hall0wedwyrm]

I had to emotionally recover but now I'm gonna talk about it.

Jack Black in the Minecraft Movie is something I never thought I'd say. I sort of mean that in a excited way but also..... ehhhhhhh...? He's gonna be good either way because you know it's Jack Black but I don't have faith for the rest of them or the movie at all.

like the Mario movie was good but JB was the highlight because he was so good at being Bowser. and he's also just talented and brings life into his roles that no one else can... he's gonna be good...

I went on a rant with my friend and then jokingly started making up plots for what they'd do... and it ended up being a re-imagining of Enchanted but with Alex as a hard working business woman in some US town and Steve comes to our world... and then I couldn't stop thinking about the scene from that one Thor movie where he throws the mug on the ground... I also joked about it having a similar plot to the Barbie Movie and that was just golden.

anyway who the hell is Jason Mamoa supposed to play if JB is (apparently) Steve. who is he gonna to be... I thought Mamoa was supposed to be Steve........ yall this is all a mess already.

[srmouse66]

Parte #3

[autistic-alex]

EDIT: Still broke but I got a free phone plan! Still have other billz to pay!

I’m adding on a finished flat color c0mm that I finished for one of my friends and their partner 💖

Idk how much traction this will actually get but hi I’m taking simple c0mms so I can try and get caught up. I currently can only make digital art on my PC drawing w my mouse lol.

No shading/highlights is $5, I can add simple backgrounds or other icons/silly things of your choice.

Shading/highlights is $8, I can do a little bit more detail for these backgrounds.

I will NOT draw:

• Gore

• Any NSFW

• Robots/Mecha w lots of detail(simplified is fine)

Anything else if fair game! Reblogs very much appreciated.

PAYMENT

paypal.me/astralalex

$amicablealex

Venmo: @/astralalex

(i do not claim the text in the first image as my own. it’s from tumblr user /daftpatience’s drawing of two tiny t4t mlm cowboys. if you’d like it removed i’d be happy to do so.)

[visinox]

TAPS MIC. HELLO? HELLO HELLO? UH-

New post, on my main account no less? CRAZY. Anyway I've had nothing I felt like posting for a while, UNTIL NOW. MINECRAFT

Love when media is vague enough it allows for speculation and interpretation. Boy did I speculate and interpret

Here's my take on a few things, mostly Steve, Alex and Herobrine with a few mobs thrown in there for good measure

Hope you like it, there might be more of this kinda thing in the future :)c Maybe

[vitoruwii]

hello fellow qsmp enjoyers!!

Today ima gonna share some cool facts about the Brazilians because I enjoyed them a lot when I was little!!

- Pac and Mike are literally so creative. They made many minecraft series such as hide n seek, try not to laugh, build battle, chume labs (awesome), in search of herobrine, herobrine the legend and many many more. They are literally so good at creating new things and make people enter the characters so well.

- In case someone doesn’t know, in a Tazercraft series, “Impossible Escape”, cellbit is one of the main villains, being a cannibal; assassin and criminal. In the series he kills one of the main character’s’ friend and forces them to escape with him. But they make a trap for him, and the only thing heard from cellbit after that was a gun shot. Now, since that Cell (prison cellbit) is the same as q!cellbit, we can now be sure that he manage to escape and didn’t do something else!!! Yippee!!!

- I didn’t watch much minecraft content from Felps and Forever, but I do know that Felps also participated quite a few times in Tazercraft’s hide n seek!!! Very nice.

- cellbit met badboyhalo a long time ago in a minecraft series of his, I didn’t watch it but I think it’s a nice fact!!

- also a long time ago there was a ship called MITW which is basically mikethelink+pactw, and they used to make fun of it by giving each other roses in a Christmas event and share edited photos of them in try not to laugh 😭😭

- cellbit has a very famous and awesome RPG, that’s it. He’s cool af.

- ALSOOOOOO cellbit made a video in 2016 criticizing the minecraft content during that time, he talked about how many of those videos were inappropriate for kids and for some reason he was very criticized during that time but he was right tbh

- i think it’s a cool fact that PAC’s irl name is Tarik :OO

that’s all!!!! I love them so much

[ace1diots]

[banging on your door] LISTEN. LISTEN TO ME. HEAR ME OUT HERE OKAY?!?

[you hear me rattle your doorknob] IF JOE HILLS IS HEROBRINE, THEN IS ZOMBIE CLEO ALEX ??

[I bang on your door more] HELLO ?? CAN YOU HEAR ME ???

[I kick your door in and run up to you and shake you by your shoulders violently] IF ZOMBIE CLEO IS ALEX THAT WOULD EXPLAIN HER BRIGHT RED/ORANGE HAIR. LISTEN TO ME.

[I punch the wall next to you as you tremble in fear] THE REASON CLEO IS A ZOMBIE IS BECAUSE SHE DIED AND JOE USED THEIR HEROBRINE NEVROMANCY POWERS TO REIVE HER, MAKING HER THE FIRST ZOMBIE IN ALL OF MINE CRAFT!

[I punch your window] LISTEN TO ME!

[opennwindows]

CREEPYPASTA REQUESTS

hello!! i am a new writer/account and i would love to accept some creepypasta x reader requests! to get used to writing and to get some works out, i would be more than willing to help y'all get your little nasty pasta scenarios into words.

i'll write fluff, platonic, smut, dead dove (with exceptions in my rules), and just general hcs if you guys are interested in my interpretations of the pastas!!

below the cut are my rules and what i will and won't write for but spoiler alert: there's not much i won't do lol.

i currently write for afab readers because thats what i'm most familiar with but if the request is intriguing enough i will try to do my best at amab!! just be patient.

going off of that last statement, i will probably use she/her pronouns unless it's specified that you want a gender neutral reader. i can do my best at writing trans reader content too but please be aware that i am a cis girl so i wouldn't be able to do it the justice that a trans writer would. but i will definitely try <3

characters i WILL mainly write for: jeff the killer, ticci toby, masky, hoodie, jane the killer, clockwork, eyeless jack, BEN, nina the killer, laughing jack, liu & sully.

characters i DON'T write for: offenderman, bloody painter, herobrine (is anyone actually requesting this), zalgo, any animal pastas (the rake, smile dog, seed eater).

i will ONLY write sally in PLATONIC/FAMILIAL scenarios.

i'm iffy on slenderman content but if y'all want to fuck the faceless tentacle demon THAT bad who am i to deny you

things i will NOT write: underage, scat/piss, rlly rlly rlly heavy noncon, amputation (not kinkshaming just not for me personally), zoo, necro, eds.

things i personally tend to FAVOR: smut obv, breeding, somno, knifeplay, gunplay, dubcon, sub!reader, toxic pastas, yandere/darling, praise, degradation, reader absolutely getting their shit wrecked y'know.

im a big fan of hcs and blurbs/scenarios but i will write one shots too, those will just take significantly more time and care. if you don't specifically say you'd like a one shot i will write it as either hcs or blurbs.

if i haven't mentioned a character in my do's and don't's feel free to send a request and if i'm down i'll do it!!

if you feel even the slightest urge to request i beg u to pls send it my way i am scratching like a crackhead to start writing for y'all. i've been in this fandom for a decade and i need to let some thoughts go wild.

[software-bugs-b-gon]

One: it's MY blog. I have fun, not you.

Two: I am t e c h n i c a l l y still a coder you can ask coding stuff about, but this is a hobby blog so, please ask more about my hobbies than my job? I like to jump games and review them and their weapons.

Three: This blog's about ME, not Steven. I'm narcissistic like that. Give me attention, okie? You can ask a thing or two 'bout him, but this is MOSTLY me. M E . I am KING of my own hobby blog.

Four: I made the FAQ with blood, swears, and tears. Please give it a read before you ask me anything.

...Otherwise, have fun, you weird bozos.

[starry-907]

hello ava/avm fandom i bring you stick figure designs and headcanons (fed somewhat by other folks headcanons, i'll admit)

the text beneath each stick figure is typed out under the cut, if you have any trouble reading it against the bg (esp for the cg, i'm realizing the outline colors aren't the most legible in text)

Green (14), he/him

- perfectionist

- has perfect pitch and will remind you he has perfect pitch when applicable

- will use his eldest sibling privilege for personal gain

- hates silence

- has a few different pairs of headphones

Blue (14), she/her

- had longer hair before avm season 3, it got burned by the lava and had to be cut short

- netherwart is her samefood

- loves tending her farms, finds it very calming

- sometimes still gets pain from the lava

- very good cook, loves to experiment

Yellow (13), she/her

- loves the staff, thinks its so cool

- has trouble getting to sleep sometimes

- squinted a lot before getting glasses

- sometimes a bit too smart for her own good (see: the command block ep, the lucky block ep)

- wants to combine redstone with outernet elevtronics

Red (12), he/him

- can see ghosts after getting possessed by Herobrine

- got another bandana from yellow team

- physically the strongest of the cg (after second)

- can communicate with animals (both inside minecraft and outside it)

- will try to pet any animal

Purple (14), they/them

- will engage in psychological warefare if you play board games with them

- has accidentally flown into a window before, still hasn't lived it down

- cried when they got their bracelet from the cg

- very polite to adults they don't know

- green and blue made them apologize to their village post avm season 3

Vic~~tim~~ (22), they/she

- voice is often quiet, when they get loud thats when you know they're mad

- covers their creator mark, it's on their wrist

- terribly nearsighted

- doesn't tell people her full name (for good reason, at least in her eyes)

- tries to maintain a put-together look for her company

Chosen (21), they/he

- tends to burn clothes on accident when flying, has kinda given up on keeping it from happening much

- will try to eat most anything once

- not much of a talker

- farsighted, but doesn't realize they need glasses

- neutral towards Alan

Dark (16), he/they

- doesn't have the code anymore, still a menace

- focuses more on if he could than if he should when making things

- has contacts that they made themself

- will sleep in the most uncomfy-looking positions

- can tolerate any level of spice no problem

Second (12), they/them

- usually eepy

- nearsighten, doesn't mind having glasses cuz they get to match Alan

- anxious when seperated from their friends

- nitpicks animation errors in movies

- still learning how to use their powers

[lifesteal-headcanons]

No one actually remembers inviting Squiddo to lifesteal bro just kind of showed up for Ash’s wedding and never left. They had like a truce meeting trying to figure it out but they still didn’t find anything.

in reality Squiddo was just trying to hunt herobrine or something and got a little lost :( but then they found the wedding and were just like oh hello Ash :D

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