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fish or be fished
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Oblivious!Human!Reader x Smitten!Werewolf!Soap 🐺
Soap, pinning them against a wall, in a growl: Y'drive me bloody mad, y'know tha? (sexual) (bc Reader has been missing all the hints he drops)
Reader: Oh... sorry (interprets "driving mad" as "annoying")
#he stares at you too much bc hes entranced and you think hes glaring and hates you#yknow in twilight when edward has to cover his face to block bella's scent bc she smells too good? and bella thinks its bc she stinks???#WELL ITS THAT#rambling into the void#soap x reader#cod x reader#cod fanfic#shitpost#john soap mactavish#johnny soap mactavish#john soap mctavish x reader#werewolf!soap#x reader#cod blurb#fanfiction#its just so funny to me + the pininnnnnnng and lust and the self restrain uuuuuuurghhh#and ofc the dog/mutt metaphore for soap that i always love#mine
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Ghost: you’re a bug.
Y/n: how???
Ghost: small. crawls around. Y/n: ????
#i feel like he'd say this to a smaller y/n#in a teasing way ofc#not like he really means it#call of duty#cod#simon ghost riley#call of duty x reader#simon riley x reader#simon riley#incorrect quotes
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Graves sometimes forgets that Ghost didn’t have a good relationship with his family
#What Graves was going to say was:#He (Adler ofc) would hold up a blanket to cover himself#then throw up the blanket and step behind a wall#And so when the blanket came back down he wasn’t there anymore#And the first time he did it#Graves screamed because he thought the blanket took his dad away#phillip graves call of duty#phillip graves cod#cod phillip graves#phillip graves#philip graves#rusell adler#russel adler#russell adler#dadler and graveson#simon riley#simon ghost riley#ghost cod#ghost
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In another universe König never joined the army and became a carpenter. Married the sweetest girl who makes the most delicious food in the world and prepares a beautiful, beautiful lunch box that leaves all the other guys at work fuming with envy.
They wished they had a cute woman such as yourself to call theirs, but unfortunately König already stole you to himself. So don't worry, sweetie pie. He'll build whatever furniture you may want and make sure your house is the prettiest in the whole neighborhood.
#i just know he DEVOURS that damn lunch#theres never too much food for konig#ofc you feed him well where would he get the energy to dick you down after work if you didnt#that wasnt nice sorry#konig x reader#konig x you#konig cod#cod#konig headcanons#carpenter!konig#konig thoughts#cod mw2
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This is them isn’t it? That’s how they are
#fr I find it so funny that their dynamic in fanfic is usually ‘absolute idiot’ x ‘stoic that fell for the idiot somehow’#like soap is smart????? but he does give off himbo energy a bit idk#ghost ofc gives 💀#soap cod#ghost cod#john soap mactavish#simon ghost riley#ghoap#johnny soap mactavish#simon riley
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anyways, thoughts with my OCs
#hitting my “showing all my OCs” quota#and ofc i subject them to pain and misery#it's gomz going through it holding a hammer hours#gummmyart#doodle#wish i could blame it on my period for this one#my oc#cod oc#in order ->#[oc]Raven#[oc]Jelly#[oc]Viktor#[oc]Fish#[oc]B6#Fish is not part of the cod fandom but he is related to Jelly (still not decided yet)
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Of course you want to show off the food of your hometown to the boys, but this really should have been a solo date with Kyle. Still, you manage to sneak some time together.
cw: Gaz x reader, fat latine reader, gn!reader, implied poly 141, established relationship, mexican slang word count: 1845
You throw the car into park and glance up at your rearview mirror. The three white boys smushed into the backseat push at each other to try to take a look through the window, grunts and mumbles escaping them. Kyle chuckles from the passenger seat, watching the commotion unfold.
“Are we sure this was a good idea?” you turn to Kyle, “We could have brought it back to the house for them.”
“No saben igual después de tanto tiempo, y tu bien lo sabes, tesoro,” Kyle responds, an impish smile on his face.
With a groan, you close your eyes and throw your head against the headrest. It’s the first time yall are back in your hometown for more than a week, and with all the extra time to yourselves, the plan was to eat as much good food as possible. One of your tías told you about this place, where they serve al pastor straight from the trompo, each slice almost caramelized to a delicious crunch. They’ve got the pineapple sitting on top, too. She said it was the best quality she’s seen in town to date. Even her husband won’t stop talking about it. And now here you all are, parked against the curb with the air on full blast.
Every time you’ve gone to a mom and pop shop like this, it’s been you and Kyle stepping in first. You go in with kindness and chatter, and the older ladies always helplessly swoon over Kyle. Laughter bubbles and you both eat happily, and sometimes the ladies sneak extras onto your plates. It’s a sacred time full of loud smooches, the staff going “UUUUU’ all around you, a deep blush on Kyle’s face as you wipe at the corner of his mouth with a napkin, his radiant smile set to make your heart burst. It’s perfect. It’s home.
Once you’ve scoped out a place with your own private date, then you bring your white boys over. At that point, you’ve already tried the place, showered Kyle in kisses, and built rapport with the staff. So by the time they step in, the sun drawing eyes to their paleness, the staff won’t try to upcharge you. It’s a genius pull, honestly, one you’ve done yourself with tremendous success. The white folks always have more than enough money to spare, and since they usually don’t know the prices, well that’s on them. But as you sit here in the car, listening to them point out all the little details of the shop to each other, you can’t help but wish you’d left them at home.
Kyle notices the disappointment on your face as you pick at your fingers. Try as you might to keep your face neutral, your expressions are always so easy for him to read. This is the first time your private outings have been interrupted, all because the shop is just a bit too far from the house for the tacos to travel well and your cousin had to fucking say so. He reaches for your hand, bringing it to his mouth for a kiss, waiting for you to make eye contact with him. There’s a distinct sadness in his eyes, a bittersweetness that’s never appeared on these outings before.
“Next time?” a little bit of hope cracks through his voice.
“Next time,” you swear, noticeably glum.
A thought freezes you before you can undo your belt. You reach for Kyle’s hand again, silly grin on your face, and turn around towards the other boys.
“How do you ask for the price of something?’ you ask them.
Kyle holds back his laughter at the question, squeezing your fingers with excitement. There’s joy on his face again and that’s all it takes for you to know you made the right call.
¿Cuánto cuesta?” they all say as one.
“No,” you say, your splitting with a grin, and Kyle can’t hold in his laugh. “Sorry boys, you’re staying here. Kyle and I will be right back.”
They don’t have the chance to protest or question before you’re bolting out of the car, coming around to open Kyle’s door and pull him from his seat. He lets out another loud laugh, the crinkles around his eyes sending warmth blooming in your chest. You’re both still giggling, if a little out of breath from sprinting inside, when one of the staff steps up to greet you, an older woman who's clearly enjoying the life you’re bringing into the place.
“Hola, mis niños. ¿Es su primera vez aquí? No me acuerdo haberlos visto antes, y a esas caritas las recordaría.”
“Primera vez. Un primo nos dijo de este lugar. Y nomas al verlo, se ve rebueno,” Kyle says, bringing you in closer as you wrap your arm around his waist.
“Una cita con el novio,” you tell her. It’s hard to keep a smile off your face with your sudden success, and it seems to catch in the staff member as well.
As she goes off to put in your order, Kyle helps you pack up some salsa, holding the small containers for you to scoop the goods into. You’re trying to figure out just how many containers you can fit into your hands, Kyle reminding you that you’ll need more guacamole than any salsa, when she returns with a big bag full of much smaller plastic bags of guacamole for you. Before you can even thank her, she’s handing each of you a plate with two smaller tacos, winking at you.
“Si quieren, pueden esperar ahí,” she points towards the door with her eyebrows, where there’s a couple of swings.
Walking over, you eye them a little nervously, worried about the structural integrity. The last thing you need is for it to give out on you, regardless of how nice it might be to reminisce in the seat.
“They’re welded,” Kyle whispers in your ear, “They’re solid.”
Sweet tears brim your lashes as you pull him down to cover his cheek in quick kisses. You can feel his shoulders shake with quiet mirth as he stays in place, accepting as much love as you’re willing to give him. If it were up to him, he’d never move from the spot, not even if his back starts aching or if hunger pangs strike. He’d stay pressed to you until something or someone forced him away. So for now he takes what he can.
“We should eat these before they get cold,” the false concern in your voice clear as you gently rock in the swing.
“Definitely. Wasting them would be disrespectful,” his voice low, pulling at the chain of your swing to bring you close together.
The first bite has you turning to look at each other with wide eyes, a pleasant shock bouncing between you. Words can’t do it justice. Your tía’s husband hyped these tacos up so much that you were a little worried about being disappointed. Turns out he didn’t talk about them enough. All either of you can do is let out groans as you chow down silently, Kyle’s strong arm keeping your swings connected.
“Hijo de su pinche putisima madre,” you say, gulping for breath around the sheer ecstasy of the food.
“Que chingandos fue eso?” he says, soft eyes searching yours as if you have the answer. They say food is sex, but the closest he’s ever come to feeling like this has been with you. What the fuck did they put in this. He leans back to face the woman behind the counter, “Seño, nos puede dar otras dos órdenes más porfa?”
“Ya te las puse, precioso,” she says, stepping towards him with a bulging bag in her hand, “Sabía que iban a necesitar más. El amor hace que te dé más hambre.” Before either of you can get up, she’s shoving another two little tacos into your hands, pressing a finger to her smiling lips.
You take slower bites this time, smiling at each other with cheeks bulging full of food. Now that you know what you’re in for, you’re going to savor every piece. Swings still connected, you nudge Kyle’s foot with the toe of your shoe, pressing your knee more firmly against his. He looks so at peace, his shoulders slightly scrunched as he carefully brings the food to his mouth, his nose crinkled up with delight at each bite he takes. You have the brief thought that maybe you should take a picture of this moment, but you can’t bear to tear your eyes from him. And when he turns, those big brown eyes locked on you, you’re sure you’ll never blink again.
“¿Que piensas, mi vida?” he caught your stare.
“Que te adoro,” you speak the words into his skin, kissing the arm holding your swings together.
“En aceite?”
“Clarín.”
Kyle quickly scans the room, just enough to make sure no one is looking your way, before bending and planting a tender kiss on your lips. His lips taste faintly of salt and fat, just as yours surely do, and you wish you could deepen the kiss, wanting more of the delectable combination. But he pulls away before you can, hunger for you burning in his eyes.
His voice is rough when he speaks again, tongue peeking out in search of the lingering taste of you, “We should get back to them.”
“When we get home?” your voice so breathless you barely recognize it as your own.
Kyle nods and stands, holding the bag of food in front of him, trying to discreetly adjust his pants. You’re both giggling again as he reaches for you, gently helping you up from the swing. Smiles are still stuck in place when you reach the car, slipping into your seats without saying another word.
You pause for a moment, waiting for some kind of commentary from the backseat. Now that you’re back in the car, you can look over and see that the swings are in clear sight of the car. A glance up at the rearview mirror shows you three grinning faces, each one more knowing than the next. They could dog you, tease you, joke about the scene they surely saw. But they don’t. Instead, Simon’s tummy breaks the silence, a loud rumble echoing through the car.
The entire car bursts into peals of laughter, the racket interrupted only long enough to deal out plates and servings. Kyle was right about the guacamole, as the boys pour entire little baggies of it on their tacos. Can’t blame them, honestly. That shit is creamy. And then a corus of moans breaks out in the backseat, first bites hitting hard enough to make the most stoic of them break into delight. You look over at Klye, find him already looking at you, and you both nod enthusiastically, biting into your food.
“We’re coming back,” he says, and then lower, “Just us next time.”
“Fuck yeah we are, that was set in stone the moment the woman greeted us. Gotta show off my boyfriend again,” you wink at him.
#kyle gaz garrick#kyle garrick#kyle garrick x reader#gaz x reader#gaz x latine!reader#gaz x latine reader#kyle garrick x latine!reader#kyle garrick x latine reader#latine!reader#latine reader#cod x reader#cod x latine!reader#cod x latine reader#cod#kyle garrick x fat!reader#kyle garrick x fat reader#gaz x fat!reader#gaz x fat reader#Kyle is BY FAR the best one at spanish and ofc we gotta show that off#he's the perfect one to take home#and i enjoyed the shit out of making fun of the white boys#we should do that more often especially in poly fics#you'll defo be seeing more of that from me#THANK YOU KIKO!!!#ilysm bestie#this was written with you in mind <3#i hope yall enjoy this because i fucking did lmao#this has a million fucking tags but i want the right people to be able to find it#implied poly 141#implied poly!141
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A smol snippet of Dipaolo's POV during Milk Run
sharing this on tumblr as well bc i love sharing angst <3


Graves' POV below :3 (copy pasted from discord with slight tweaking so pardon the horrific format)
warning for possible mischaracterization of Graves? idfk i just see him a specific way gsjshshh
First of all, the Graves that I have in my mind is someone who puts up act after act after act, to protect himself and to protect his men. He is a private and thorough person even though he displays himself to be cocky and confident which some might say is careless. His true emotions only come out when he really can't contain it.
During Milk Run, especially when the request for back up was asked, some of his emotions did slip through (especially when he was talking with Shepherd) and when he tried to call for the trio to respond to him.
Going into uncharted territories now bc i barely remember what happened in and after Milk Run bc wtf i hate that so im now Running with my own headcanon + canon divergence universe for SC (at least for the trio)
Shepherd told him to leave his men, to leave their bodies because they need to figure out how to right their wrong (the missiles, that bald headed mf—) and he did not comply, he sent Shadows (probably more than needed, he cant have milk run 2.0) to find them, to find the bodies, to find survivors because as stoic as he looked whenever he lost his men, even if nothing in his body language (his Shadows know. no matter how much he kept it to himself, they always know) indicates his grief, he focused them into making sure they receive proper burials and/or send offs, making sure their families (for those who have them) wont be left to grapple for that empty space they left behind.
That was how he found the trio, it fucked him up how they looked and how they were left behind like garbage by those bastards. (My Graves hates Shepherd with a burning passion 🦅🦅🦅🦅)
He had no hope that any of them lived, he waited as the medic confirmed their deaths one by one. Vance. Erikson. Dipao— what? They're still...? Why are you still talking to me?! Do whatever it takes to keep them alive, stabilise them! Whatever the fuck you need to do! Money ain't the problem here! Do your fuckin' job right now!
#shadow company#zante's stars#shadow company ocs#cod#shadow company oc#call of duty#cod mwii#zante's writings#shadow 2-3#dipaolo my beloved#graves my beloved#i love them#ofc in csu the trio all survived#but this is a what if where dips thought that only he survived#also did i mention it here that while dips was in coma#he experienced milk run at least thousand more times on loop?#trying so hard to save his brothers but failing again and again until he woke up from his coma#he was Not doing well after coma#he just pretended to be
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well, I finally found a VS tier list with the Castlevania DLC. So here's my ranking of every remix associated to its character :P
(the Fleaman is meant to represent Vampire Killer, which in game is the theme of the "minor" enemies/boss characters. not the weirdest association of this DLC)
#castlevania#vampire survivors#sorry filippo vicarelli i just love my cv lullabies the way they are#(he did a really good job with amber scenery though! precisely because it's not as slow)#meanwhile keygen church you've earned the right to my children after what you did with cod and aquarius <3#it's really hard to not let my opinions on the original tracks influence my opinions#(as in leon's theme is my favorite track in cv so ofc it would already gain positions lol)#i tried to focus on the criteria 'how does this remix reformulate the original? does it capture the spirit and elevate it?'#'and how pleasant does it sound as its own thing?'
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john price and athena 'birdie' kallis beach aesthetic - enjoy the silence, cod.
enjoy the silence, cod masterlist.
#v: enjoy the silence#oc: athena kallis#oc: cal the dog#because he is there lol#pairing: price & athena#cod#call of duty#captain price#cod oc#captain john price#cod mw2#oc#captain price x oc#john price x oc#cod moodboard#moodboard#ofc#original character#oc moodboard
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I have a MIGHTY need to draw Ghost in his ball attire, I just know those gold accents look SO GOOD on him 🥴🖤

- Biscuits 🌺
💚💚💚💚 HI BISCUITS! Good to see you again! Hope you're doing well 💚💚💚💚 IF YOU DO YOU SHOULD ABSOLUTELY SHOW ME He looks great in anything but black with ACTUAL gold accents?? Some color??? It brings out the blondness of his hair and the depth of his eyes, I KNOW he would like extra handsome in it
#cod#ghouldtimetalks#he's so pretty your honor#i mean he is in anything but with a bit of an extra touch and he's mwah#chefs kiss#and ofc he had to be extra about it#he's committed
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i need to sleep but im not happy about ittttt
#soon i can go back to doing whatever i want forever though#i do miss drawing!!!!! i havent been able to immerse myself in art much...#i also wanna focus more on my anima weapon. probably arr too. shb ofc. i wanna go back to eureka#need to get serious abt completing all my logs. sightseeing hunting gathering crafting...#ofc the fates too i WILL get my shb fates completed soon im sure of it!!#especially once i have everything at 80 i can start using blu for shb fates!!#though i still need more spells. innocence did NOT want to drop his goddamn spell i hope he dies for real#another log i need to complete. blu spells. & ofc the fucking carnivale things#down the line ideally ill have it all done...#goes without saying i will be grinding barbie again. & ill start running hydaelyn & endsinger soon#missing those kitties & i want them. gib.#ill go back to worqor too. then move on to everkeep... & then interphos...#cod chaotic i will go back to as well... im sure sooner than later#need to gear up my lvl 100 fending shit so i can solo treasure maps. mmmmmm. OH & I CAN ACTUALLY DECORATE MY HOUSE#oh ym god it looks so LAME rn really nothing is going right in that damn cottage!!!#i can literally craft everything i want for the house i jsut havent. found the time to.#OOOO & i can focus on crafting bis gear meow meow meow meow yayyyy#if you are concerned about my metnal health youre right
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Banana fish was good but damn that shit hurted. Would recommend to anyone who loves bl that causes pain or just likes very pretty anime👍
#morals aside. it must be said that daddy dino can Get It#(i am not immune to arguably evil old men.)#i think yut lung is my overall fave of the show. hes so fashionable also the cool fight moves of using a needle?#taking a page out of dongfang bubai's book honestly. its so cool to see that type of weapon used in a very beautiful animation#i like him for other reasons too ofc. hes intriguing#but like damn. bro is stylish at ALL points and i really have to admire that. no matter what. the time is taken to SLAY!!#ALSO THE FUCKING UM CAPE COD ARC??!!!! BL IN MY HOME STATE??!! I SCREAMEDDDD#it actually looks like it too. its so cool bc ive wondered what MA scenery would look like in anime for some time now and i got my answer#i wish this show got dubbed so badly. ash couldve had a new england accent with nyc sensibilities ougghhhh gee wiz#okay this is the most surface level shit but idgaf. the sad points have been harped on for years online anyways#the plot itself was. well it was written well but also holy fucking shit thats heavy#thats all ill say there
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ghost would be a dark-type trainer with a houndoom. no i will not accept any criticism.
#yes i know there's ghost type but !!!!!#you take one look at this man and tell me he wouldn't have a zorua or galarian zigzagoon#simon riley#ghost call of duty#simon riley call of duty#cod pokemon au#i'm thinking soap would be fighting?#gaz would be bug or steel#price would be dragon ofc#and they each have an eeveelution bc they're besties#modern warfare#modern warfare pokemon au
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