i've been drinking more coffee than i did before, am i rlly becoming tony
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so spiderman is usually called “insect” as an insult. like he’s a pest or something
but you all are SLEEPING on the idea of peter being called a bug *affectionately*
like imagine peter parker recovering from a big fight and tony stark just tells him “you did good, bug”
AND LIKE??? come on that’s such a father son moment for them
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A couple different people around New York have deduced, through one way or another, that Spider-Man is a teenager. They’ve started giving him life advice, when they see him. One even called Spider-Man “son” after buying spidey a bag of chips.
In totally unrelated news, Tony Stark has beef with a bunch of strangers throughout New York, and refuses to explain why.
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Tony: *To Bucky* You cannot shoot every single person I've dated that you don't like!
Bucky: *Raises an eyebrow*
Tony: Okay, you technically can, but you shouldn't. Come on, Steve! Help me out here!
Steve: *Amused* Idk babe, you always tell him to use his free will, and that's exactly what he is doing.
Tony: *Frustrated* I'm so done with both of you, absolutely done.
Bucky: Don't say that doll *Pushes the genius into his lap* I'll behave if you spend some quality time with us, ¿hm?
Tony: *Squints* I feel like I'm being blackmailed but I'll allow it just because you're hot.
Steve: *Hugs the pair of brunettes* Oh so you are with us just because we're hot?
Tony: Right now? Yes. Now shut up and kiss me cuz I'm still mad at you.
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Bucky: Steve, I'm sad.
Steve, holds out arms for a hug: It’s going to be okay.
Tony: Stephen, I'm sad.
Stephen, nodding: mood.
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A concept: Tony Stark with tatoo's.
A follow up concept: Peter Parker uses eyeshadow to color them in.
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genius billionaire playboy philanthropist and his 8 ft 1000 lbs green boyfriend
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Me: I watch marvel for the plot!
The plot:
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today i will be thinking about how tony stark canonically thought of himself as a father figure to peter parker
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Steve wears a soft cloth uniform bc he has to try to appear soft and malleable (in order to be war propoganda) even tho he is so angry and frustrated and sharp that it cuts.
Tony wears a hard cold robot metal shell bc he has to appear cold and calculating in order to keep up the businessman/playboy/fearless persona, in order to not be classified as unstable, even though he is fucking falling apart at the seams and a mess
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Halloween icons featuring a disaster bi cowboy and pretentious pan theatre lover. ♥️
Feel free to use these bad boys as long as you give credit! Happy spooky season, everyone!
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