#hoover universal

[clementine-writes-things]

I made Paul Dano in the backrooms

(Feel free to save the picture I think it's hilarious)

[favorite-characters]

𝔾𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕕𝕚𝕒𝕟𝕤 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝔾𝕒𝕝𝕒𝕩𝕪 𝕍𝕠𝕝. 𝟛

Bradley Cooper as ʀᴏᴄᴋᴇᴛ × Linda Cardellini as ʟʏʟʟᴀ × Asim Chaudhry as ᴛᴇᴇꜰꜱ × Mikaela Hoover as ꜰʟᴏᴏʀ (dir. James Gunn • 2023)

[shingekinomyfeelings]

Bertoldt being in love with Annie is one of the very few canonical romantic interests in the series, and it's been explored slightly more in some supplemental materials, *and* Reiner told Bert that he was pretty obvious about it - but does anyone feel like Annie had the slightest idea? It's another of the things about how Bert's character development (or lack thereof) was done that leaves me overall frustrated by him as a character.

We never even saw them have a conversation in the main series outside of Bert blurting out that Annie could totally seduce a man, did we?

Isayama has noted that he's not comfortable writing or drawing romance, which is fair, especially given that the series isn't about that kind of thing, but it was one of the rare moments he got to show some personality beyond 'the shy quiet guy,' and it was actually endearing.

What's more, Bert's feelings for Annie were apparently so strong that even when Eren was using his Colossal Titan form like a marionette, some remaining piece of Bert's consciousness was able to wake up and protect her for a short time. Sweet and all but why not do more with him and his feelings while he was alive? Even that awkward exchange with Annie was just a flashback shown long after his death.

I really feel like Isayama never quite knew what to DO with Bertholdt despite him arguably being the series mascot.

[joeytribby58]

Felt like this would be the appropriate time to post this now that Attack on Titan is concluded. A reversal au if things were a little different with who would’ve survived. Credit to “Elionart” on Instagram and Twitter.

[tanadrin]

Is U.S. football that distinctive as a focus for masculinity obsession? Soccer seems to have extreme masculine associations in every country where it's the predominant sport, to the point that women's soccer is treated as a joke (not that this is all that different from women's sports everywhere).

It may not be distinctively so compared to all sports in all countries, but it feels pretty distinctive in the US with respect to many other American sports. Although as an additional data point—most sports have a women’s league, even if it is overlooked and underfunded. Women’s American football teams are so rare as to be functionally nonexistent. That’s pretty weird! There’s women’s soccer, women’s baseball, even women’s hockey—but (as far as I know) basically no women’s football.

[loki-zen]

TIL

(or at least, had it confirmed) that "onesie" is USAmerican for "babygro" - that is to say, it refers to this garment:

..as well as this garment:

British English (or at least my idiolect) has borrowed the American "onesie" for the latter garment, but not the former.

Which, idk, it's interesting is all!

To check my working, here's the first page of Amazon.com searched for "onesie":

and here's the first page of Amazon.co.uk with the same prompt:

[confusedmothboy]

i like my aot men to have questionable haircuts

[candysdoodles]

Bertholdt and Reiner in a medieval fantasy AU. I made this fanart for @reibertdaily 's reibert week challenge on instagram. Here is the link

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I really love medieval fantasy so it was really fun to do this fanart ^^

[nerdby]

Just need to say this thing I've been keeping to myself: Judging people for the media they consume is the worst type of hypocritical pearlclutching that leftist extremists are guilty of.

ALL MEDIA IS PROBLEMATIC.

Unless someone is knowingly supporting whyte supremacists or pedophiles or something with the media they are consuming then shut the hell up. If people are on social media going off about how amazing cops are because of Law & Order or are actively fearmongering hateful bullshit cause they just watched Silence Of The Lambs for the first time or whatever then go ahead and say something.

But if someone is just saying shit like, "Oh, that was a great episode of CSI," or whatever then just shut the fuck up. People don't need to be fucking lectured and preached at twenty-four-fucking-seven. Especially cause most of the people watching shows like CSI are adults who are able to discern fact from fiction.

We know that 99.9% of cops are pure fucking evil.

We know that serial killers aren't good people.

We know that domestic violence isn't cute and romantic.

We know all of these things are true in real life, but luckily most media is FICTIONAL -- it's not fucking real. And yes while all media is political the media one consumes is not necessarily a reflection of their political leanings. Especially if the creator of the media in question is already DEAD!

Do you think everyone who owns a copy of Alice In Wonderland is a pedophile?

And if so, how can you NOT realize how batshit paranoid that is?!

People keeping going on and on about how there's no counterculture in the US, and I cannot believe I am saying this but it really is because people are too easily offended. Because once a piece of media gets labeled "problematic" anyone who enjoys said media is automatically pure fucking evil. Because pearlclutchers exist on BOTH sides of the political spectrum.

Like people hate Colleen Hoover because she writes toxic romance, but how many of them actually know Colleen Hoover? How many of the people criticizing her have ever even met or spoken with her? Cause writing toxic romance stories can be cathartic and therapeutic. It can help process trauma or let us confront our fears in a safe environment where we aren't in any danger.

By declaring things as inane as a romance novel problematic and therefore evil YOU are actively contributing to the erasure of counterculture in the US. Because counterculture is all about being an edgy McPunkRock emo edgelord -- that's sarcasm by the way. Because really counterculture is about enjoying the TABOO -- like banned books. Those are taboo and things like true crime, horror movies, toxic romance, and even things like the Civil Rights movement have also been historically considered taboo.

Because the taboo is anything that upsets the mainstream society -- anything that makes the suburban whyte Xstrians uncomfortable is taboo.

That is the entire point of the phrase ART DOES NOT EXIST TO COMFORT YOU. The phrase is directed at the whyte suburban Xstrians.

THATS WHY RIGHTWINGERS HATE THE ARTS FFS🤬

But we aren't allowed to enjoy the taboo anymore cause now everything is triggering or problematic. Everyone needs fucking spoilers for everything now whether we want them or not because everything is just SO shocking and SO traumatizing. For two fucking years, we had to listen to fangirls cry about Peter Parker getting turned to dust in Infinity War.

TWO FUCKING YEARS!!!!

If seeing a fictional character get harmed upsets you that fucking much then you should probably be in therapy, okay? Like if you're having an emotional breakdown from reading a Colleen fucking Hoover novel then you need therapy. Cause there is something else going on there. And that's not a bad thing.

Needing therapy is a neutral thing. Like obviously its something we'd all probably rather avoid, but realistically it's probably something we could ALL benefit from in the long term. Like everyone needs therapy. We're all fucked up, okay?

So just stop it.

Unless someone is using a movie or book or whatever as justification to be a racist, queerphobic eugenicist assholes just fucking stop it. Unless they are supporting LIVING people who are actively going out of their way to inflict harm on marginalized communities -- people like JK ROWLING -- then just shut up. Just let people fucking live and enjoy things.

Stop projecting your triggers and insecurities onto everyone else. Stop fucking shitting on people cause they like true crime or Law & Order or anime or whatever. Because you -- yes, even the noble leftists fighting for Civil Rights -- are really just acting like a pretentious, judgemental white fucking knight pearlclutcher and you're erasing counterculture.

And that is EXACTLY what the right wants.

[caressthosecheekbones]

guess what. the asshole living with me kept the empty staubsaugerbeutelbox in her cupboard. like. why. would she do that. (the asshole is me. past me is the asshole.)

[clementine-writes-things]

Paul Dano Characters & Y/N's Period

Idk, just some Paul Dano characters (ones I am confident giving an opinion on) and how I think they'd react to you texting them to get you pads/tampons.

Content warning: purriods

Dwayne Hoover: (he would be a very sweet friend but struggle a little)

Y/n: [ Hey, have you left yet? ] Dwayne: [ Leaving rn, why? Change in plans? ] Y/n: [ No, not really. ] [ Could you buy me some pads since you're on your way? I'm out. ] Dwayne: [ K I'll txt u when I'm at the store. ] Y/n: [ You're such a good friend. ] Dwayne: [ Don't tell anyone. ]

-20 minutes later-

Dwayne: < 1 attachment > [ There are so many choices wtf??? ] Y/n: [ Just get the pink box, thank youuu! ] Dwanye: [ Wtv dude, I have a migraine from the colors. ]

~

Percy Dolarhyde: (modern au duh, but hed be funny but eventually take it seriously)

Y/n: [ Babe, can you get me some pads from the store? ] Percy: [ You do realize I'm right in the living room? Why are you texting me? ] Y/n: [ I'm too weak to even speak, woe is me. ] [ Srsly tho can u please? ] Percy: [ I'm playing COD, can you hold it in? ] Y/n: [ PERCIVAL!!! ] Percy: [ I'm kidding please don't hurt me. I'm going. What size is ur pussy? ] Y/n: [ ... ] [ Come here so I can slap you. ] Percy: [ I'll just buy a few different sizes... ]

~

Burt Fabelman: (he would be so caring and understanding)

Y/n:

[ Burt, I know you're going to pick up the kids, but can you do a huge favor for me? ]

[ I know you have a lot on your plate already, so it's ok if you say no. ]

Burt:

[ What do you need, honey? ]

Y/n:

[ I started my period and I'm out of tampons and pads. ]

Burt:

[ Say no more, darling. Which one would you prefer? Or should I get both? ]

Y/n:

[ Both is probably better. ]

Burt:

[ I'll get the boxes that have different size varieties in it. That way you have more options. ]

[ Make sure you rest up, and I'll be home soon. ]

[ The kids say hi, by the way. They're excited to see you! Though I doubt you'll be able to play that much. ]

~

Joby Taylor: (he would take it seriously)

Joby:

[ Just got done w rehearsal. Should be home soon. ]

Y/n:

[ Oh thank fuck, babe I'm bleeding out. ]

Joby:

[ Wtf?! Call the ambulance!? ]

< 1 missed call >

Y/n:

[ Oh, not like that sorry. Should have specified. I started my period. ]

Joby:

[ Fuck you. ]

[ Pretty sure I just got 5 grey hairs from that. ]

[ You're lucky I love you. ]

Y/n:

[ Sorryyy! ]

[ But hey, since you're out... ]

Joby:

[ Pads and tampons, yes I know. Don't worry, I know which ones you prefer. I'll be home in 30. ]

[ You ok though? Like are you feeling alright? ]

Y/n:

[ Not really, I'm having bad cramps. ]

Joby:

[ Just try and get comfortable, and we can watch a horror movie or something. ]

[ I love you baby. ]

Y/n:

[ I love you too Jobyyy! ]

~

Calvin Weir-Fields: (you both would be silly about it)

Y/n:

[ Calvinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn ]

[ Calvinnnnnnnnnn ]

[ Douchebaggggggggggg ]

Calvin:

Y/n:

[ Hello love of my life, will you go out and buy me pads? ]

Calvin:

[ You just called me a douchebag. ]

[ I'm just existing. ]

Y/n:

[ You're abusive. ]

Calvin:

[ You're a hypocrite. ]

Y/n:

[ Touche, now fetch errand boy. ]

Calvin:

[ Wtf happened to please? I love you? ]

Y/n:

[ Please get me pads and tampons, douchebag. I love you, douchebag. ]

Calvin:

[ I am not deserving of this treatment, but I will still go and get you those things. Is there anything else you need? ]

Y/n:

[ Yay! Thank you! Um, could you pick up some dinner as well? Pizza? ]

Calvin:

[ Gotcha. But you better apologize for calling me a douchebag when I get back. ]

Y/n:

[ Don't worry, I will. (if you get ice cream while you're out) ]

Calvin:

[ Fair trade. I'll be back later, sweetie. ]

~

Timothy Klitz: (he would be sweet and take it seriously)

Y/n:

[ Klitzy, are you busy right now? ]

Timothy:

[ I'm with Eli and Matthew right now. It's video game night! ]

Y/n:

[ Oh, ok never mind. Sorry 4 interrupting! ]

Timothy:

[ No what is it baby? ]

Y/n:

[ I started my period today and I'm dying. ]

[ I'm so happy I don't have any college classes today. ]

Timothy:

[ Do you want to have period sex? ]

[ THAT WAS ELI NOT ME HE GRABBED MY PHONE WHEN I WENT TO GET A GLASS OF WATER! ]

[ I'm sorry what do u want me to do? ]

Y/n:

[ LMAO WHAT!? ]

[ I'm in too much pain to drive and I was wondering if you'd get some pads and tampons for me? ]

[ I'll love you forever if you do! ]

Timothy:

[ Uh, do you not already love me forever??? ]

Y/n:

[ Obviously I do! I'm just trying to convince you to gooooo ]

Timothy:

[ You don't need to do any convincing baby. Do you want me to come over? It's the weekend and I could spend the night if you want cuz I don't have college classes tomorrow. ]

Y/n:

[ Oh that would be amazing thank u so much honey! ]

[ Hopefully the boys dont get upset. ]

Timothy:

[ Ok I'm on my way to the store. Eli told me I'm a kiss ass and Matthew was cool with it. ]

Y/n:

[ That sounds accurate. Ok, I'll see you soon! ]

Timothy:

[ Waittttt! Do you need anything else? Are you craving anything? ]

[ Nvm I'm just gonna get your favorite snack and drink. ]

Y/n:

[ You're the best Klitzy <3 ]

~

Jay: (he would be sweet about it! )

Y/n:

[ Babe? Are you still in the ALF meeting? ]

Jay:

[ It just ended, why? ]

Y/n:

[ I need to ask a favor of u ]

Jay:

[ Alright what is it? ]

Y/n:

[ Can you buy some pads/tampons from the store? ]

Jay:

[ Yeah of course! Started your period? ]

Y/n:

[ Yeah sadly ]

Jay:

[ Well I'll be home soon if that's makes you feel any better sweetheart ]

Y/n:

[ It does!!! ]

Jay:

[ Ok I'm about to drive so I'll see you when I get home! Rest up until I get there. ]

Y/n:

[ Aye aye captain ]

Jay:

[ Yeahhh, don't call me that please and thank you ]

~

Edward Nashton: (he would be caring, yet stupid and funny)

Y/n:

[ Eddie are you off work? ]

Edward:

[ Yeah, I just got off! I'll be home soon sweetheart! <3 ]

Y/n:

[ Would you mind making a quick trip to the store for me? ]

Edward:

[ Of course, angel. What do you need? I'm going there anyways. ]

Y/n:

[ I need pads/tampons ]

Edward:

[ Oh, that's what I was going to get lol ]

Y/n:

[ Really? Why? ]

Edward:

[ Well I noticed that there was none under the sink, and I know you usually have your period this time of the month. ]

[ Is it weird that I know that? ]

Y/n:

[ No its not! That's really sweet of you Eddie! I love you so much <3 ]

Edward:

[ I love you too, angel. I'm even going to get you one of those little tiny stuffed animals. You love those! ]

Y/n:

[ BEANIE BABIES?! ]

[ EDWARD IF I WASN'T BLEEDING PROFUSELY I'D LET YOU HIT IT ]

[ pls blow my back out once im off my period ]

Edward:

Y/n:

[ You did not just respond to my text with a Skeletor gif... ]

Edward:

[ ... ]

[ NYEHAHAHAHAHA! ]

[ pls let me hit it still im sorry ]

Y/n:

[ Buy 2 beanie babies. ]

Edward:

[ DEAL! ]

[ What if I were to, perchance, hit it from the back, perchance, while laughing like Skeletor, perchance, would that, perchance, be ok with you, perchance? ]

[ would u fw that? ]

Y/n:

[ GOOD BYE ]

Edward:

[ well shoot... ]

[ how heavy is ur flow rnnn? do it be gushing? do it be spotting? ]

Y/n:

[ I don't even know how to respond to that... ]

[ Heavy? Pls never ask that question like that ]

Edward:

[ Erm, exsqueeze me for being a good boyfriend sheesh! ]

[ ok im omw home pookie schnookums ]

Y/n:

[ Pls stay away im scared of u rn ]

Edward:

[ Knock knock ]

[ Whos there? ]

[ ME! ]

[ ok pls remove the chain on the door i cant get in!!!! ]

Y/n:

[ Thats the point dummy ]

Edward:

[ k then u dont get ur pussy napkins ]

Y/n:

[ EDWARD STOP CLAWING AT THE DOOR LIKE A DOG IM COMING ]

Edward:

[ YAYYYY!!!!! ]

[tomoleary]

Dave Hoover - Starman from Who's Who in the DC Universe, September 1990. Issue #2, page 47

Source

[screpa]

I'm watching Monster anime now. Am I the only one who thought that Doctor Tenma look like Bertolt Hoover? Their gorgeous faces often carry the same expressions - a mixture of despair and determination. If Bertolt had the same moral conviction as Tenma, maybe he'd be redeemed rather than becoming Armin's snack. Awh well... Now I'm just treating Tenma as the reincarnation of Bertolt 🤣

[tuttadil]

Some girls are so vicious, God why do you make me fall in love with them? Maybe it's just my type or smth but zeher is what we talk about here. The attitude, the look, the smile, why do I put so many efforts and get only disappointment in the end?

[keycomicbooks]

Night Thrasher: Four Control #1 (1992) Mark Bagley Cover / Fabian Nicieza Story / Dave Hoover Pencils

#NightThrasher: #FourControl #1 (1992) #MarkBagley Cover / #FabianNicieza Story / #DaveHoover Pencils "Strength" The Poison Memories capture Chord. Night Thrasher and Silhouette save Gai No Don from Bengal. SAVE ON SHIPPING COST - NOW AVAILABLE FOR LOCAL PICK UP IN DELTONA, FLORIDA https://www.rarecomicbooks.fashionablewebs.com/Night%20Thrasher%20Four%20Control.html#1  #RareComicBooks #KeyComicBooks #MarvelComics #MCU #MarvelUniverse #KeyIssue

[the-hype-dragon]

lmao @ people who act like Stephen King isn't the same kind of pulp trash author as Colleen Hoover. why are NLOGs drawn to Stephen King lmao