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essektheylyss · 4 months

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Okay but how often do you think Essek or Caleb has called before bed and had the other person pick up in the middle of some kind of minor fight and have to go, "HELLO sorry if I seem distracted, in the middle of something, but that's not important how are you dear how was your day—"

#cr spoilers #shadowgast #honestly even moderate fight lmfao they are that confident in their abilities lbr #I say this as someone who literally picked up my spouse's call eight minutes before the episode started #and was like 'just so you know if you had called during a lore drop I was not going to pick up :3'#he was like 'WOW I SEE HOW IT IS' and I had to be like 'I HAVE ANSWERED CALLS DURING SOME GREAT SCENES. THIS IS DIFFERENT'#me voice: I've been waiting to hear about the cerberus assembly bullshit for 84 years....

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highlifeboat · 24 days

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Cannot believe Shamura made me kill one of my HUSBANDS

OF ALL MY CULTISTS??

#does she always pick a spouse if you have one or did I just get horrible luck?#how will I break the news to our other husband smh /hj #cult of the lamb #cotl #cotl shamura #shamura #the lamb

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jessamine-rose · 29 days

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*lovingly tackles Aine*

Read my Yandere! Pierro longfics first ♪( ´▽｀)

Last week, my beloved mutual @ainescribe surprised me with Savior! Darling fan art and AHAI9232@2-!/! CRYING SCREAMING I WANT TO LOOK AT THIS ART AND WORSHIP YOUR VERSION OF SAVIOR THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BLESSING ME WITH YOUR ART—

*clears throat* Anyway, now that I finally have the time to properly sit down and comment on the fan art, I’ll do just that. Feedback will be in the tags and it will be unhinged. Once again, thank you so much to Aine for drawing this <3

#feedback #fan art #ainescribe #AIIINE ;-; once again. thank you so much!! it rlly means a lot to me that you enjoyed my writing and felt inspired to draw this :'>#and as someone who loves fashion and character design. it's so so interesting to analyze your version of savior #there's so much symbolism and visual storytelling in each sketch/ outfit and i shall now proceed to pick apart each detail as best as i can #her snezhnayan fit.....god i love it. it's regal. distinctively snezhnayan. and draws attention to her--and you just know that was pierro's #intention when he dressed her in those garments. IT'S JUST SO...!! savior's wardrobe scrubbed clean of her original culture and preferences #replaced with the foreign garments of her captor's nations.....in line with this. i love how her kokoshnik and khaenri'ahn earrings are big #and attention-grabbing. you can't look at her without taking note of those accessories. it begs the question:: how many times has savior #looked at the mirror after being dressed up in snezhnaya and was unable to recognize her own reflection?? :'>#also shoutout to some details aine shared with me: 1) the face marks are inspired by weeping angels 2) the kokoshnik was traditionally worn #by married noblewomen BUT the veil was normally for unmarried women so savior's outfit can be seen as a form of compliance + rebellion #(though later on in history it became accepted for married women to also wear that veil. also my apologies if what i said is inaccurate)#lastly shoutout to savior's expression!! very poised and mysterious....due to her emotional state or pierro's rules on how to act as his #spouse in public?? we'll never know~ the first drawing hits even harder when you compare it to the next one!! such an interesting contrast~#savior in her plain attire. casual and domestic with a smile on her face....i'm guessing this is her pre-fatui version?? she looks so warm #and friendly. and i can definitely understand why pierro fell for her smile <3 #also i fucking love the caption. sorry pierro but you are cursed to be a loser/ simp/ pathetic man in all of my fics and AUs xD #NOW ONTO GODDESS! SAVIOR AAAHHHH!! i love the greek goddess motifs. she looks so regal and awe-inspiring but in a different way from her #snezhnayan attire--archaic. divine. and more suited to her personal style.....yet both versions of her look so painfully isolated :'>#her blank eyes. emotionless face. and veil give me the vibes of a spooky victorian ghost...or would a statue/ portrait be more fitting??#the lack of a necklace is also an interesting design choice given what happens in the fic. and now i realized i forgot to comment on your #version of her snezhnayan necklace oops. similar to the kokoshnik and earrings. the size + grandeur makes it impossible to ignore #that and big jewels = expensive af. ohhh and i love the sparkles on her veil!! pierro rlly spared no expense in dressing up his wifey <3 #it's also funny how all of these outfits are similar to my own version in terms of 'savior wore grand clothing during her glory days as a #goddess -> wore simple attire after her decline for practicality and to blend in with humans/ disassociate from her old identity -> is now #dressed in even grander clothing as the harbinger's spouse. but it's used to reinforce her new identity and pierro's control over her'#tldr:: your design is so creative and i can see the effort you put in analyzing her character and depicting her based on your interpretatio #thank you for being my mutual + reader and i hope we can share even more harbinger/darling brainrot in the future :>

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thebloodredraven · 6 months

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The "why are people criticizing romance tarot readers, I don't want to do shadow work readings" shit I saw on here a few months ago did a lot to my psyche, mostly make me realize I should not be consuming that content as much as I have been over the past few years.

I also learned that anyone who has a problem with doing shadow work or self reflection readings but obsesses over romance are probably suffering with limerence like me and that snapped me tf awake

Edit: also what the FUCK do you mean "if this pile just sounds like it's describing yourself, that just means your person is mirroring you!!" NO???? THAT MEANS YOU NEED TO FOCUS ON YOURSELF BEFORE YOU DO ANYTHING ELSE WHY ARE WE SAYING THIS TO IMPRESSIONABLE PEOPLE

#viri talks about things;#pick a card #pick a pile #tarot #i say this without meaning to project but think about how most of us stumbled into spirituality #it was heartbreak or trauma right #so what do you think happens when you alchemize that trauma into a future spouse that doesnt exist in reality #what if the energy in readings is just giving you a snapshot of the energy you have and that energy is delusional #like....this was actually so dangerous for me because i only JUST fully snapped out of a limerent obsession #and i know others who have also trusted yt “”“spiritualist”“” tarot readers that rarely ever have realistic views #i really had to go inward cause why am i as a black person depending on white women for spiritual guidance #especially when most of them cant differentiate between manifestation privilege and manipulation #this rant is solely about my experience btw argue w your mama but these spaces need a revamp

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bumblingbabooshka · 10 months

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Odd and Recent Planets

#I do not recommend this show at all - I only watch it for T'Pring #It's bad in almost every way #But it is funny how like 0 of the romantic relationships don't have something questionable to do with cheating in them #I know La'an and Kirk hooked up in an alternate timeline (it's complicated) <- did not watch the episode too boring #But it's more about the essence of infidelity now in the canon timeline. That's the only obstacle they can think of #for these straight forbidden love plots <- Not counting Pike sleeping with that alien lady #Idk what's going on with him and that human lady he's with...captain girlfriend. Maybe they're open v_v #as I said - it's really about the essence of infidelity #THAT'S the ticket #star trek memes #but I am serious the show is bad -_-#I liked it at first but then it was just like .... bad & also a slog & also like genuinely sending bad messaging - not campy/fun bad #I don't think I'll watch anything else that doesn't have T'Pring or Vulcans in it (yo ho ho)#<- I want to pick and choose aspects of Vulcan culture to implement into my personal canon #<- The customary parent-in-law vs spouses roast session IS too funny for me not to say yes and to

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spherekuriboh · 10 months

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the difference between the triumph in 'i found you!' and the shame in 'you've found me.' is proof enough!!!

#distext #i feel strongly enough abt this one to tag it #the silt verses #youve found me and the god i unwittingly fed-- it was never yours but it was mine and you stayed because you found me.#blah blah the narrative twists to incorporate the listener's hopes and desires for a happy ending blah blah #but the god is not capable of denying the rapture in the journey. it is in fact all it has to offer.#sebastian being unhappy *now* doesn't mean that the god is unfed. of course not. the journey is eternal.#but the lingering doubt would not have been centered upon his lifelong traveling companion. because that *spoils it!*#there is no journey in staying here. staying here is an ending. and the other narrative can't bloom with such a shadow hanging over it.#hope exists. of course it does. it must. but it isn't like. saccharine and revisionist.#not the decision to stay in the place of potential and never see and ending through.#dev calls him sebastian. whether it's an attention check (are you listening?) or a slipup back to formality it is a fuckup.#in much the same socially inept way that 'let's stay here' was such a desirable idea for your lover this morning you dont even consider NOW #elephant. elephant is what i meant.#anyway. meta fodder for the listener (i dont have the commentary but ive seen the phrase 'coin-flip') vs. watsonian social interactions.#........ frankly i dont think that sebastian gave enough of a fuck to pick a winner between hayward and carpenter either but that is just m #i think there's probably something smart to say about how moving forward this season involves nothing but uncertainty #where even following the cairn maiden to an assured ending leaves the pulsing question of when #but man im just upset. gay sex saved the day solved the mystery and now we're going back to get shotgun married to dodge the draft #if you dont have your own insurance plan your spouse's is fine.#sorry. what was i talking about?#right. there isn't a joy in this. there is no definite moment where the hurt- this trauma. the fog.- would pass and settle into comfort.#and among all of the promises and threats. it would only hurt for a moment.#nope! congrats. scarred for life you have to keep on living and difficult conversations you have to keep on having and continued awkwardnes #can't catch me suicide metaphor i'm gay as fuck. anyways #podcast tag #tsv spoilers

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mondaymelon · 1 year

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i’d enjoy the smell of you in my sheets better actually

cAuSe lAsT niGHt yOU WeRE in My RoOm

aND noW MY bEDsHeEts SMelL liKE yOu-!!!

you are summoning a ginger yui. this is not okay. think of rei. think of your undying love

#★ ˎˊ˗ melonrambles!#★ ˎˊ˗ inbox.#★ ˎˊ˗ moots~ yui!!#gasp!!#yui in their unfaithful arc!!#HOW COULD THIS BE #WEE WOO WEE WOOO #OH REIIII #COME PICK UP YOUR SPOUSE PLEASE #OR DONT #I LIKE THEM ON MY DOORSTEP #so uhhhmm yuiiiii #*leans onn doorframe vVERY seductively*#i can make that happen

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omgkalyppso · 2 years

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Of these, I guess. Tell me if a different line stood out for you!

#my polls #fire emblem three houses #fire emblem #lorenz hellman gloucester #long post #fe3h #these are mostly from his A supports but you know #i also like him telling hilda 'Before we consider our own future we must first end this war. We must secure a peaceful world.'#for three reasons! 1. highlights how his priorities have changed wrt finding a spouse #2. is blatant about a proposal being hilda's idea / initiative #3. can imply a love for other characters and he wants to see how things turn out with them first #(to ME that was fae/byleth. but pick your poison)#i'm going to vote for the matters of status quote #because i felt like all that characterization wrt leonie and byleth was forgotten for hopes and i hated it #his growth is very important to me

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cashweasel · 2 months

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🚕 for the oc game for all your ocs!!

LOLL ok so valen has 2 cars atm one of them is a jacked truck which i think is great for him bc he’s a terrible driver and it will help ppl avoid him and also not totally wreck his car if he hits a curb or something 💀 the other is a very sleek convertible cause yeah 💅🏻 they’re both absolutely custom made

Gideon I think is a mustang guy, there’s nothing very special about his car at first glance just a regular black paint job then bam! Sun hits and you realize the boring black is actually vinyl that changes color in the sun FKSKAJDK he’s very proud of it and the reactions it gets. His bike doesn’t have that coat but it do have accents which I think are the same color the sun vinyl changes to 🤔

Karima, Shaheen and Yazan respectively fksksjdk

I love karima I love her red mini cooper it holds sm great memories she also has red mirror dice to match it and cushions and everything else lol her car is really pretty on the inside but gets cluttered so fast, shaheen has a regular family suv he’s a dad of 4 he needs something to fit all of them in 😂 yazan also has a nice car but it’s not too flashy, he doesn’t decorate or do anything to it just lets the engine rev speak for itself lmaoo

Angie has a crappy Corolla I’m sorry lmaoo,, hyacinth has a monster truck and it’s honestly terrifying how big this thing is idek if it’s even legal to drive something like this on civilian roads

[Oc headcanons: Picture Edition!]

#tysm anon ksjsjsjd #this was great sorry to car fans tho idk anything about them lol #if I had a dollar for how many times valen wrecked his cars/hit a curb/ran something over I’d probably be as rich as he is #he’s not a dangerous driver he’s just really shit at it fjeksjdkdj #it’s fine when you have some degree of diplomatic immunity and your tickets get handled immediately lol 💀#yk how sometimes ppl need to take their spouse’s car for something well he’s not allowed to take gideon’s 💀💀#karima your car lore is very dear to me <3 fkdksjskdj #rip tho she need to declutter like every week tho #it’s mostly boxes of stuff she meant to bring out for work or something else and she.. just never did lol #hyacinths car also has a lot of shit in the back 😂#it’s goes planks boxes hardwares some stuff he picked up and then a riffle #don’t ask what for #ocs #ask

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calmwaterstarot · 10 months

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almoststedytimetravel · 1 year

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If you respond to an lgbtq headcannon with "Herm but they have a cannon child where did they come from?" I am going to hit you with a car.

#Especially an aroace one! You do realise you neither have to romantically love someone nor be sexually attracted to them to have child?#Xander is the King of Nohr #he would have taken a spouse and had a child out of obligation to have an heir #All of his S-supports bar maybe Charlotte's if you squint is him says they would be a good queen #Xander picks his wife like how he would pick a cabinet minister #You'd think knowing me this would be about Chrobin #but no idgaf about gay chrobin #there are no woman involved you think I care?#No #put a pretty woman in there and I'm with you #fire emblem #fire emblem fates #fe14 #lgbt headcanons

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grapecaseschoices · 1 year

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If you could reccomend one if game off to someone what would it be. 👀

ONLY ONE?

okay ima need to flip a coin or something -- do a list randmizer ... spin around three times and spin the tail on the IF

@dropout-if

#grapecase recs #i mean if yall dont know that i mainline infamous and disenchanted by now idk what to say to you?#there are a few newer ifs ive been eyeing and a few not so new ive recently discovered and are curious aboutt #but i really am attached to dropout for a host of reasons #starting from - but not limited to - how the concept is dear to my heart all the way to op seeming like such a sweetheart #*author rather #the writing is real good and it has my sunshine spouse uma and complicatd relatiionships #where its hard to designate fault and who lost more and wounds in clear cut lines #its very human #if recs #dropout if #ugh making me pick one is bullying anon #ima tell on you ;-P

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muslimintp-1999-girl · 2 years

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People who hate on someone for being a housewife/househusband/stay at home partner are the weirdest, like sorry buddy I'm afraid capitalism has messed up with you real bad coz single income households have always been a thing before capitalism pretty much erased the concept.

#dislike how these haters jump to conclusions like calling them pick me girl/boy or assuming they're leeching off of their partners somehow #as if stay at home spouses all have a sugar daddy/mommy 🙄#not having a corporate job isn’t a bad thing if you don't want to & if there's enough money #things #capitalism #stay at home mothers #stay at home wife #stay at home husband

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undeadhousewife · 1 year

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Welcome to my family, where my oldest was talking about how a kid asked the rabbi tonight which came first - chicken soup or the matzo ball which launched me into asking "wait how old ARE chickens??" and now my man is reading down a list of animals domesticated from oldest to newest

#Actually I yelled it across the house and my man was like WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT #Because I do that way to often #Imagine you're sitting at the dining room table picking at the last of your dinner and you hear your spouse yell HOW OLD ARE CHICKENS

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rubyintheskywithdiamonds · 2 years

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apparently "being like Roy Mustang" is not a healthy way to deal with your problems. Who knew? Certainly not me, and certainly not Roy Mustang.

#personal #go to premarital counseling they said #it'll be fun they said #they didn't tell me i would break down crying because apparently my dad's depression affected me WAY more than I told myself it did #apparently “that affects how you see relationships and their roles”#and I guess my coping skill of being resilient and moving on really quickly is not because I'm super cool #but because I feel the need to be like my mom and be strong in case people fall apart and break so completely like my dad #and I guess I am deathly afraid of my spouse falling into depression as deep as my dad did #also I have a weird complex about being used to being picked second???#anyways #ruby overshares in the tags #but like i also think that's why i adore the character of Roy because I get it #I get the pushing everything aside and telling yourself you've dealt with it but really you've just dealt with it enough to survive #and you make yourself strong as hell and you RUN after your goals like they can save you #and like I'm not a war criminal but I get it. I get the trying to atone and trying to be better #chase your goals and run as hard as you can so you can lie to yourself about why you're running #running towards and not from something #but we're really just running from something #ANYWAYS #fma brotherhood #roy mustang needs therapy #so do i #roy mustang

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quinloki · 2 years

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True Love

Me: *trying to decide what One Metal Poster I want with my 30% coupon.*

Also Me: *Accidentally creating a MEGA 9-Part Metal Poster of fave One Piece Characters*

My Goddamn Spouse: Okay, but when you buy that I want the coupon you're gonna get from it.

#that's real support right there #spouse isn't even a One Piece fan #I think I just bought my own birthday present though cause whew that price tag #Gonna have the coolest wall #adulting correctly #just need to get a one piece tattoo now #I just started this show in 2022 how has it consumed me so much?#I could barely keep myself to 8 characters #spouse bought a picture of Going Merry that's gonna be the center piece #Luffy's on it too so I didn't have pick him for the surrounding pieces

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