#i almost feel bad for him

[hypewinter]

3 HC/AU Prompt Game (3)

1). Baby Ancient Danny!

2). Liminal Batman

3). Ghost Adoption Instincts

:)

Due to his overwhelming affinity and power, Danny becomes the ancient of space. Ordinarily, this would be a momentous occasion that would call for a lot of fan fair and celebration. After all, a new ancient being born is a really big deal. Doesn't happen too often. And when it does, everyone feels it. From the most powerful of ghosts to even the slightest of liminals. If you're even a smidgen touched by death, you're gonna realize something powerful has just awakened.

But there is no celebration this time. Why? You see, not for the first time, Danny's halfa status throws a little wrench in things. When one becomes an ancient, everything gets reset for them. It's basically like a new birth. You get a new form, new core, new haunt (etc) but you still retain key aspects of your old self. Like the general age appearance and memories. But this doesn't happen with Danny. Whatever power is involved with turning a ghost into an ancient can't really get a feel on Danny considering he's not a full ghost. So when this "new birth" happens for Danny, well he gets new everything. He's basically a new ghost. A new baby ghost. A new baby ghost with dominion over space. Yeah things are about to get fun.

It doesn't take very long for Clockwork to lose sight of his new godling ward. And by lose sight, I mean lose sight. No matter how many timelines he flips through. He. Can't. Find. Him. Why can't he find him? Where did he go?? Why is this happening!? Ahhhhhhh!!

Meanwhile, Danny is vibing as he stares up at the Wayne family. The Wayne family of the DC universe. The universe famous for its convoluted and twisted timeline. The universe that's gonna take CW a while to work through (good luck buddy).

Now remember how I said that all liminals recognize when a new ancient is born? Well that's not the only ghost sense they have. You see there are two reactions to the baby currently sitting on the table depending on when someone died or at least had a brush with death compared to Danny's death. The first is, "Very powerful. Must respect. Must garner favor. Must not show weakness." This sentiment is held by all those who had their tastes of death after Danny. This includes Damian, Cass, and Tim. Then there's the other side. The ones who tasted death prior to Danny. When they look at this baby the reaction is, "Baby? Why baby alone? Must protect baby. Must take baby under my wing and keep it safe until baby can be on its own." This feeling is strong with Jason, Bruce and even Dick. There's only one problem. There is one baby but three dad candidates. Let the adoption wars begin!

[cryptic-losers]

PLEASE he just wants to be cool and intimidating but everyone around him is just so goddamn horny

Mans so tired of all these thirsty ass hoes

[monegazque]

[howcomethatthisishappening]

I almost feel bad for Kaido.

I mean he couldn’t have expected this:

Imagine ruling over a country for over twenty years, being considered the strongest being, one day fighting some rubber boy with ADHD and thinking he died. And then getting gomu gomu no jump roped.

Why yes, it is. You get it.

[michaelthejesse]

I *almost* feel bad for him. Anyways, more grim compared to my other fan art. I just randomly thought of Gaz dying in the first MW and decided “mmmm yez I make el dead Scottish dumbass 👌😏” (it’s so bad I am so sorry)

[topsyturvy-turtely]

june challenge - day 3

[see also: day 1, day 2]

3. patching each other up

"sherlock, will you hold still now?!", john told him for what was the fifth time now.

"i can't work if you keep fidgeting like that!"

and it was true. he was fidgeting. because he had a cut at his throat and now john needed to take care of it. he was very close...

but let's get to the start of this: they were, as they do, chasing after a suspect. this suspect was apparently very skilled because even though sherlock does know some martial arts this person had him under their control in less than ten seconds. one moment sherlock had punched them in the face and before he knew what was happening they held a knife against his throat. sherlock remembered the surprise he felt. not shock or fear (come on! this is sherlock holmes we are talking about!) just genuine surprise.

and john was standing opposite of them, his gun pointing at the suspect, but they just smirked. sherlock had FELT them smirk - their whole body language was telling tales. "you shoot, i cut." they had simply said. and sherlock had seen john clench his jaw. his sweet, good john. there he was completely in a quandary. could he risk it? shooting them? getting sherlock cut? but then he saw john smile. oh, and at the sight of it sherlock felt his heart beating hard. maybe it was the adrenaline running through his veins, as someone was literally holding a knife against his throat, maybe it was the excitement over a oh!-it's-christmas! case, but if he was honest it was probably neither this nor that. it was simply john. because that smile on that ex-army-doctor's face right there? it was the most dangerous thing to see. when captain john watson looks at you like that you better run. and that idiot of a suspect of course didn't know...

there - the slightest nod towards sherlock and the detective stomped at the suspect's foot. at the same time john shot - the bullet missing the suspect's head only by millimeters. they were so shocked they stumbled back. still they cut sherlock's throat slightly.

then they heard the police sirens. and the panicked suspect jumped at john. "woah, where do you think you're goi-"

a quick movement - sherlock hated he hadn't foreseen it - and they had stabbed at john. the doctor gasped and grunted at the pain.

"john! are you alright?"

"yeah, yeah i'm all good", john said clutching his side. when he looked up though, his eyes went big and sherlock could see the worry in them. "jesus, sherlock. your- you are bleeding!"

and now this man, who most likely just casually saved his life yet again today, was standing incredibly close. in fact, he was too close. the detective could feel the warmth that john's body radiated, he could smell the sweat, rain and aftershave that was so much just john. he could see john's neck, chest, the stubbles on his chin. he would give so much to taste him too... he cringed , what a stupid thought. john was straight. and yet... john's right hand was placed on his shoulder and sherlock was painfully aware of john's thumb touching his bare skin. earlier john had unbuttoned sherlock's shirt just a tad and sherlock had wished he could just send all his blood into his feet, but it fought its way where it definitely shouldn't have been. after all john was just being his personal doctor. nothing more. but john's breath on his bare neck, his cold fingers gently touching his chin, to grand him better access... sherlock couldn't HELP but fidgeting. he tried his very best to not look at john, to breathe in flatly through his mouth so he couldn't smell him, to ignore his body's whishes. to hide this horrific, painful, but somewhat way too fascinating attraction towards his flat mate. but it was really hard. so he tapped his leg, knead his hands, tried to pull out of john's grasp when he held his chin. IT WAS TOO MU-

"there." john interrupted sherlock's infinite spiraling thoughts. "all done. wasn't that bad now, was it?", john said - all doctor. and he finally stepped back. sherlock was floated with relief - finally some space to breathe - and the urge to pull john back in and down. to make their lips- no. he needed to stop. things are getting out of hand here.

the detective was just about to get up and escape into the living room - or even better his bedroom - when he saw john taking off his jumper and started unbuttoning his shirt. sherlock was suddenly incapable of moving. and then john was naked from the waist up. just like that. sherlock swallowed. stop, staring! he told himself. he quickly reversed his gaze at the floor. had it always been there? was he flying? he wasn't even on drugs... but he sure as hell didn't feel sober.

"right, i'll leave you at your..."

"actually", john interrupted him. "could you..." the doctor held out sanitizer and cotton rounds. he smiled at him. it was a sweet smile, maybe even a bit shy..?

"you- you want me to..."

john chuckled and scratched the back of his head with the sanitizer. "if you don't mind... you know i just can't really see the wound..."

"oh. right. yes." sherlock said but didn't move. oh, this foolish sentiment!

"well?", john asked again and held out the utensils for sherlock.

sherlock swallowed and stepped closer to john. he took the sanitizer and cotton rounds, knelt down to john's side and started carefully sterilizing john's shallow but long wound. it was in the middle of john's torso, on the side, just high enough for him to not see all of it. to distract himself, sherlock started analyzing everything about the wound. "the wound isn't deep, about 2 millimeters. 12cm long. you've lost some blood, but not to a concerning level. the risk of fatigue is here but improbable, since you're doing pretty well up until..."

he kept talking like this with john humming and nodding every once in a while. when he was finally done and had patched john up, he sat there a bit too long facing john's side. he let out a shaky breath. and could watch goosebumps wander inch by inch up john's body. fascinating.

"done now?", john asked. his voice sounded kind, almost soft. sherlock hated loving every little detail about this man. quickly he stood. "yeah all done now. looking as good as ever."

looking hot. damnit, john. put a shirt on now!

john raised his eyebrows and grabbed his shirt. he slowly buttoned it up and looked straight at sherlock while doing so. sherlock followed john's hand movements with his eyes. then saw john staring at him and stared right back.

the taller man cleared his throat. "right, uh... dinner?"

john looked him up and down, locked eyes with him once again and said: "starving".

john fastened his last button, winked, and finally walked out of the bathroom.

and sherlock weakly sat down on the edge of the bathtub. he exhaled deeply and tried to get his shaking body under control before he went back out to face this force of a man once again. john would be the death of him.

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is it 3:30 am? yes it is. am i slowly realizing doing this challenge with the horrible time management of mine is probably a bit not good? yes i am. am i gonna stop? definitely not! (am i hungry? yes i am. are 3:33 am questions kind of unnecessary? yes they absolutely are. turtely will you shut up now? fine i will.)

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[chaos0pikachu]

Man, no one is letting Big breath, not Chan, not Kim, not Porsche, not even the fans everybody stepping on Big’s neck lmaoooo

[hrina]

his claim to fame isn’t even just being in one direction anymore it’s how he used to be in a group with harry styles 😭 that is your ex co-worker, not your brother !

😭😭😭 sad.

[foksmashmydoor]

max would have won next race anyways why was this necessary dggdgshs

[caduschka]

You can just leave while fighting a boss in Totk? And he just stops attacking you? And you can snipe him from outside the arena, while he just stands there taking damage? That's so funny. 10/10 best boss I've fought yet. Looking forward to seeing if you can do something similar with the rest of them

[chloesimaginationthings]

So why is Vanny so determined to get on Michael's good side?

It’s mostly because every one on one interactions they’ve had so far has been negative pff

[factual-fantasy]

Sorry your Grimace was sent to The Void on my dashboard for a bit there. Poor fella.

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SKSJDKNFJ THIS MADE ME LAUGH HARDER THAN IT SHOULD HAVE XDD HES JUST LIKE-

[lemongogo]

[atlantis-just-drowned]

I'm crying right now

So we have Eulalie, looking gently at a doll with a damaged eye and smiling sweetly, before saying those lines :

And right after, we have the look on Pluto's face, who is eternally trying to hide his injured eye behind his strand of hair :

Yes Pluto. You're pretty in your own way. *sobs*

[bakudekublogblog]

izuku: wow i'm so blessed to have all might as a mentor, the man i have decorated every square inch of my room with, who's bedsheets i sleep on, who i have idolized and admired so ardently it's concerning, you know what else belongs in this category? having an almost-normal conversation with kacchan

[jicklet]

Elemental (2023)