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bingqiu, before and after
#svsss#bingqiu#pinterest is. HOW do i always end up with these result when im looking for normal references#sqq is the old man btw. just in case there were questions#also what the fuck is the grim reaper doing. lee dong wook can your old man arms even hold that infant properly#i am having a morning#.jpeg
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trans women should be able to impregnate trans girls, me in particular. trans men should also be able to. also cis women.
#i am having a morning#i am sick and the doctor said the only cure is for a pretty girl to tell me she can smell how fertile i am#while growling and growing claws and so so many sharp teeth#she also prescribed me antibiotics but was very clear about getting stuck and bred on a girl's knotted cock#mtf sub#mtf puppy#mtf nsft#trans nsft#bottomposting#utterly irresponsible use of tags
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Having anxiety is so stupid. Like yeah sorry guys I woke up and didn't get to stare at my ceiling for 20 minutes before getting up so I'm going go sit in a corner and think about everything. Also my chest may explode.
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moms when you tell them repeatedly to stop putting makeup on you and they keep doing it despite your restraint and they wonder why their child doesnt talk to them
#i am having a Morning#whagever im hanging out with my bestest friends in da whole world ^_^#chris noises#misc
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replaced the batteries in my milk frothing wand and proceeded to spray milk over EVERY inch of the kitchen and myself
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I literally just grabbed 3 packets of sugar, brought the garbage over, tore off the top of all 3, and dumped the sugar straight into the can 😭
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post-graduation trip airport looks
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk fanart#yuji itadori#megumi fushiguro#fushiguro megumi#nobara kugisaki#itafushikugi#jjk spoilers#jjk manga spoilers#jujutsu kaisen fanart#these took ages but fr once i am choosing to forgive myself given th fact tht i was coming out of A State when i drew them#im normal now dw drawing the first years wearing merch of my comfort content fixed me#when in doubt play dress up. life hack#i am holding fast 2 my hc tht megumi is a fiend @ indie platformers and is a household name on the celeste speedrun leaderboards#argue with a wall this is my jujutsu kaisen#megumi designated Drink Runner also#alr in line at a cafe texts their gc 'what do you guys want' n gets mad @ nobara fr making him go to a Second shop 2 get her bubble tea#anyway theres not much 2 say abt these just bc i needed sth Light n Easy 2 get me out of my head#no lore to fashion pieces which is both a blessing and a curse but it Is what i needed#nobara serving looks fr a flight i love u so much. it's probably 8 in the morning n she is in a fully coordinated fit#its so criminal tht we don't have more alt hairstyle official art fr her???? iirc it's Just the lost in paradise mv with her in buns no????#robbed. i am fixing it immediately.#wonder where the 3 of them wld go on a trip
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worried that thing you put in your art or writing or game or music is too self-indulgent, too self-referential, too niche for anyone but yourself? fear not! you can do whatever you want forever. and you should.
#writing#art#music#games#things i have to remind myself of daily#anyway ive found those things you're worried about sharing are often the most powerful things you CAN share#i hope you write#<- i would like to replace that tag with something that is less conversational#it makes reblogs awkward#anyway good morning. i have so many things to do today but instead i am crafting a memorial to my partner's best friend in my fanfiction.
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hey look what i made
100+ picrews. more to come. all organized and categorized with different tags. fully intended to update with more tags and more features
click here. and hit reblog. (please)
#💫.txt#uhhh. what do i tag this as#picrews#picrew#neocities#it’s literally one am rn so i’ll have to reblogs this again in the morning. but i need to get it out of me
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cursed construction core hi vis bra that came to me in a dream
In the dream I saw it in the window display of a hardware/DIY/trade shop, implying it was meant to be a practical garment designed for actual female constructions workers in a Female Armour level missed-the-brief attempt at gender inclusion
The practical support from the visible underwire combined with the hi vis implying it’s not meant to be worn as an undergarment, I just-
I blame my binge-reading ND Stevenson’s gender comics talking abt masculinity and femininity incl the one abt Victoria’s Secret lingerie yesterday for this monstrosity x’D
#construction core#I am legitimately tempted to make this irl#just like as a commentary art piece on failed attempts at inclusion that completely missed the point#but alas I lack the booba these days to make it for myself so I'll need someone else to fit it to to enable my shenanigans#maybe someday#in the dream I met finnster in the next shop and was like dude you should go buy it for the meme lolll you could wear it on a stream#so uuuhhh- finn if you're reading this (I know you've seen my tumblr before we have video evidence) and you want this I'll make it for you#for manly man construction times#just let me know x'D#to the transmascs reading this: read the linked comics they're highly relatable#you can lose a whole morning to them#like me#have fun
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#Debate#Hair#I am being told my hair is evil magic because i can sleep with it in a ponytail and not have a knotty mess in the morning#I think it's normal#Tumblr will decide
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Danny: *just chilling on the couch while being very still™️ at the Wayne Manor*
Clark: *comes to visit*
Clark: hey Bruce?
Bruce: yes?
Clark: why is there a dead child in your living room?
Bruce: what 0-0
Danny: oh shit
Danny: *starts up heartbeat* better?
Clark: *even more freaked out*
#someone commented this on another post#and omg I love#just imagine Danny hearing this and immediately panicking#like oh shit forgot to start my heart this morning#shit am I breathing today?#why did they have to notice it takes energy to do living things :(#Batfam: Danny are you alright?#Danny: yup!#Clark: no no he was dead he didn’t have a heartbeat for like 20 minutes since I’ve been here#Danny: don’t fucking blow my cover Boy Scout#Batfam: Danny are your dead? 🥺#Danny: yes—Wait no that’s not I’m not a ghost#Batfam: wut#dp x dc#dc x dp#dpxdc#danny phantom#dcxdp#danny fenton#dp x dc crossover#dp x dc prompt#batfam#dc x dp prompt
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rain or shine i'm by your side so why won't you look my way
#parkour civilization#parkour civilization fanart#parkciv#evbo#seawatt#seavbo#minecraft#minecraft art#third version posted!!!!!!!!#good morning it is 8 am and i actually spent 2 hours marinating in bed#body clock fucked as hell wdym im automatically waking up 6 am on weekends now#well alright time to post more of them!!!!!!!!🌈🌈🍭🍭#has anybody noticed the weathergirl flavor foley captions#i looooove weathergirl Omg#i had it on loop when i made this piece#my original idea was to actually just have evbo alone!!!!#a weird yearning that he just cant seem to understand!!!!#an unknown want for someone thts been long gone but he doesnt want to acknowledge it!!!!#might get into mavbo slash darkstar too lowkey
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Bonus round! Do you use a queue tag?
#ive been super curious about this because people seem to have really strong opinions on the queue! so many people seem to HATE it#but i love using the queue! i dont really know exactly why i like it so much- i started using in like... 2016 and its a fundamental part of#my tumblr experience now. i think i started off just using it for offline hours so id hit most my american mutuals (/ for aes posts)#but these days basically everything goes in my queue (cept time sensitive things & like. current hype and original posts-#anything 'normal' posting is in the queue)#idk it feels. nice to me! i like to spread out my posting and not rb 30 things in half an hour and then disappear for the rest of the day#esp since my spaces are so circular- the same post runs on my dash a dozen times minimum. and i get to put it on ur dash a week late!!!#and its so nice to have small interactions with mutuals in incompatible timezones; to open up my notifications in the morning#and go: oh! my friends were here <3#its such a Part of the tumblr experience for me i dont think i could ever truly change now. maybe switch to timed queueing#but my availability changes so much i prefer to just. know i guess#but (i am so sorry for all that) im curious about how other people feel!!!!!! itd be so interesting to hear abt why people do/do not like i#i know some people like the experience of spamming and going. some people think it makes this seem to much like influencing or whatever#everyone has their reasons and i want to know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#nyxtalks#poll#queue#no see answers option because you must fall into one of these
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huaisang, do you have spurs that jingle jangle jingle as you go ridin' merrily along--
#to that niche subset of cql/mdzs fans who are also fallout new vegas fans#i am sorry for the song that you now have stuck in your head#but in my defence#if i have to have the jingle jangle song stuck in my head this morning#then it's only fair that you do too#mdzs shitposting#mdzs#cql#the untamed#nie huaisang#nie mingjue#let him have birds!! 🕊️
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Babysitting is great because the kids I babysit asked me if I like Minecraft and we talked about it and I ended up briefly explaining GeminiTay and these 6 and 9 year old boys now think this fantasy princess that hunts down her friends heads for fun is one of the top 15 coolest people
Gotta say I agree
#hermitcraft#geminitay#gem hermitcraft#geminislay#we are now having reading time but I’m secretly typing this post out real quick#I lent them my old phoebe and her unicorn graphic novels to read 😎#I am reading the secret history#babysitting#tbh they definitely forgot by like the next morning but shhhhhhh
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