#i am so sleep deprived

[theaceofarrows]

Red Hood: [punches Riddler goon]

Red Hood: Call me boughs of holly, the way I be decking peoples halls

Batman: Hood-

Nightwing: Call me Christmas cookie, the way I be looking like a snack

Batman: Nightwing-

Nightwing: [kicks another goon before striking a pose]

Batman: I thought asked you both not to say that on patrol

Red Hood: You did

Nightwing: But Spoiler had a very strong argument on why we should say it

Batman: Which was?

Red Hood: She said "but it would really annoy Batman If you DID say it"

Nightwing: So obviously, we had too

Spoiler: [whose recording everything] Smile for the camera boys! This is about to become the most viewed piece of footage at the Watchtower!

Batman: [under his breath] this is why I tell everyone I work alone

[aboutchicken298]

[egirlinred]

I FINALLY FINISHED IT RAHHHHHHH!!! 🔥🦅🔥🦅🔥🦅🔥

(This senior year has been a p a i n), but here's some fem johnshi ! This is based off an au that @awakeandlonely has made that I so dearly love.

[krtsvig]

pls i know adrian chase is the hungriest, most passionate kisser

oh for fucking sure. like yeah he has the threesomes with chris, but the mask always stays on so he’s deprived of anything of that nature and when he gets the chance to do ANYTHING more he fucking takes it. i’m dead serious.

leave recs i swear i’ve read almost every adrian fic ever. (if you rec something please nothing with a non-con tag)

[caramelteaa]

Watching Jack's vod rn. Jack running around the lobby approaching a familiar face

"Oh, that's not Phil!"

Then immediately turned around, away from Brumin got me more then it should

[mistyraven]

Be vewy, vewy qwiet. I'm looking for asexuals.

[supermilkshakebanana]

Hope you are keeping well hydrated. This is a threat.

Hydrating myself is not a problem. The problem is running on less than 4 hours of sleep and barely functioning.

[lividmorris]

Inbetween coms we be doodling and designing finally ✨

[konigstwlnk]

i’m so sleepy but i wanna keep ranting on how i jus want a cock buried in me while i do sleep like 🤧🤧

ugh to be filled up like that??? ‘n he just randomly starts thrusting?? sign me up please omfg!!!

i jus wanna be fucked dumb while ‘m already so tired.. jus make me a whimpering, ‘n blabbering mess:((

but then be sweet to me, ‘n clean me up real nicely, n praise me for how good i was:((( is this too much to ask for!??

[kenuis]

I would give Ken Ryuuguji 1 (more like three) big headed ass kids. But like.... The first one was an accident. Definitely go through it trying to figure it out. Get pregnant again. Then break up.

Baby daddy Draken sounds so appealing for some reason and because he's so good to the kids end up with one more that was decided on together cause you don't wanna co parent with anyone else

[mutants-r-us]

I have no idea where else to put this revelation but

Butcher/Hughie from The Boys is just a socially acceptable version of Rick/Morty

[ellemfaoh]

Been on a bit of a little drawing binge during my post-surgery recovery period so here’s a little doodle dump!

It features a few things like my new Gyaru OC and her loser bf, my ponysona, some visual novel MC designs, and more!

[moomin279]

Jurgen running is always funny like where you going king? you gotta get there fast king?

[whatismordor]

Ronance because I can’t sleep haha 🔮

Robin is accidentally really flirty and Nancy is just like “holy shit wtf I’m literally going to combust????”

Nancy would literally never visit family video until she met Robin and now she visits twice a week and pretends to look at the movies, but she’s actually just (not very subtly) staring at Robin, who doesn’t notice her doing it, unlike Steve, who is just staring at the two being extremely gay and is just like ‘wtf bro 🧍’

One time Steve spent the night at Eddie’s house, so she had to call Nancy to come pick her up for work, and she was just rambling the entire drive there while Nancy was listening like her life depended on it

Nancy has offered to pay for Robin to get a drivers license but she refuses and says, “No I couldn’t take your money” but it’s actually just because she loves it when Nancy drives her to work

Robin confessed to Nancy first but Nancy is the one to actually kiss her first

Robin is really nervous when they first start dating but is actually really flirty once she gets comfortable in the relationship

Nancy: *says something romantic* Robin: oh my god… do you like… have a crush on me or something? 🤭 Nancy: Why am I dating you? 😐

Nancy is genuinely so flustered by how their height difference and Robin is very so clueless

When literally ANYONE looks at Robin the wrong way, she steps up to them and is like, “You got a problem, bud?” And Robin is standing behind her like “Jgsjdgsjsgdjdg 🧍”

Nancy also gets very jealous, so if anyone tries to flirt with Robin, she’ll either give them the death stare or walk up and put her arm around Robin’s shoulder

Okay that’s al I have for now but I’m literally in love with these two idiots <33

[mx-mongoose]

Do you think the cosmic horror will let me kiss it?

[goudatothepowerofthree]