#i cannot drive

[drinkingteainthedark]

Gonna start using the motto: “if blade has a drivers license then I have no excuse to not get mine”

Hell yeah! Go for it!

[noxexistant]

Hxhxcc Yes!!! Smiles excitedly at you we are going on a roadtrip!!! Would you like to join us?

:D oh roadtrips look so fun!!! i’ve never been on one before!! i don’t think the uk is really big enough for them

is this the one across route 66?? yes pls yes pls can i join? can i pls sit in the back with porch and a stuffie?

[airbrushfather]

this is an open letter to santander bank. why do you make me verify my purchase of the bus pass i have bought every month at the same price on the same day for the last 4 years because it might be fraud. yet when i spend almost £100 on revolution beauty, something i have never done before, it is fine. yep that's not uncharacteristic at all let her through boys.

[chthonic-kids]

grandma demeter is ready for war

[lotus-pear]

partners in crime or smt idk

[mythmerth]

not enough people talk about how personal it is that Merlin and arthur are nearly the same height. thus far I have pretty much only been intimate with people who are within centimeters of my height and god it’s something. we can make eye contact accidentally all the time. across the room, right next to each other, doesn’t matter, we always lock eyes. when we get close it’s anyone’s game. we could kiss. we could back away. we could press each other against a wall. we can feel each others words before we ever touch. every time Merlin is adjusting Arthur’s armor, shoving him around, fixing his clothes, he is right there in his space, eye level, and it’s anyone’s game. It just gets me every damn time like this is soooo personal to me

[mako-mahko]

It's driving me insane that Viktor refused to sacrifice Vander's humanity in the face of his glorious evolution.

The fact that in League he sacrificed his own humanity for it, but in Arcane he refuses. The fact that Jayce left him with no choice and actively sacrificed Viktor's humanity for him. The fact that Viktor refused to do the same to Vander. The parallels between Viktor being revived by someone who couldn't bear to lose him and Vander being revived by someone who could care less that he was lost. The fact that both Jayce and Singed only wanted their subjects to survive. The fact that both Jayce and Singed killed the people they revived. The fact that the cog from the very start of the dealings with the Arcane landed with the corrupted side facing up. The fact that there is no longer a chance of returning from the path they have led.

The fact that Viktor finally understands Singed.

[teaboot]

Dear diary. Today I saw a man at the grocery store with a perfectly round bald spot that was the exact right size to slap a yarmulke over like a lid on a pot

[beaulesbian]

more one piece (mostly zolu) + text posts [2/?]

[gaylittleguys]

regular normal way to light each others cigarettes

[candyapplemacchiato]

found out today that Weird Al was almost Lucifer's VA and promptly lost my mind. Hell's Greatest Dad was almost a polka and im so upset about the fact that i can genuinely still HEAR the polka inspiration in it

[deathandnonexistentialdread]

seeing Yuugi and getting encouragement from his Aibou was what Yami needed to get up fighting again

[vintagerobin]

I think something that's started getting lost in retellings more and more ever since they first changed Dick leaving Robin to being fired from Robin is that a primary motivator in him wanting to "get out of Batman's shadow" is the desire to be viewed as an equal. Like, even as an actual child Dick often had a very low tolerance for being viewed and treated as a child. That's remained an important underlying aspect of his character, but it'd become increasingly easier to miss as he became more and more distanced from the era when everyone knew him as a character who used to work alongside Batman with the Justice League, who used to interact with those characters as mostly equals. I'm glad we have World's Finest now to at least help bring that era back into general awareness but like. The barest hint of anyone treating him like a kid used to really annoy him, even as a kid, and he was never normal about it. And I think you lose a vital aspect of his character by removing that.

[darkwood-sleddog]

spend any amount of time in the comments on the dog side of instagram on a post of a perfectly reasonable (if not really nice!) day routine of an older puppy owned by a working person (multiple walks! training! home for lunch time potty and enrichment toys!) and not only will you will begin to immediately understand why some pet dogs you encounter are overstimulated, neurotic, reactive, separation anxiety riddled POS (babes they are TIRED let them rest), but you will also understand the effect dumbass shelter requirements (home all day? most people do not have that ability...) has had on dog culture as a whole.

like do these people genuinely think working line dogs of any breed do not rest? what do they do with their dogs when they have an injury or illness? old age? i guarantee they have never seen dogs in true WORK (vs sport) where there is often a lot of necessary downtime the dog must be capable of navigating.

[cat-dragron-arts]

Artificial Condition........ *blows up badly* Also MB 2.0 design that is going to be way too fun to draw :]

[shanisaur]

so i’ve never read a brandon sanderson book before so i was unaware of the sanderlanch which means i just finished the way of kings while driving a very long distance and actually losing my mind (called my friend 5 times because i couldn’t text them my feelings)