#i cant choose!!!! they're both my husbands!!!!!!!

[totally-lyrical]

btw in case yall cant tell i am painfully, horrifically split between narilamb and kallamb (kallamar x lamb ship, i have decided it)

[hauntedrain]

For Years! | Max Verstappen x Reader |

Social media AU Summary: Max and reader get criticism over the status of their relationship.

✮▹ A/N: So sorry for not posting for so long. Life has been BUSY. but hopefully i can post more and write more! Love you guys <3

✰▹Warnings/Notices: Not edited. nothing really. reader mentioned to write music

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@Y/N: Lovely time lately.

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user1: LMFAO MAX.

user2: Y/N you'll always been iconic

user3: sometimes I forget Max Verstappen is dating THE Y/N L/N.

↪ user4: SO TRUE. It completely passes my mind that they've been together before he even got to F1.

↪ user5: THEY'VE BEEN TOGETHER FOR 9 YEARS?

↪ user6: YEA ITS WILD.

↪ user7: wait but they haven't gotten married or anything?

↪ user8: Yea no. They also avoid the questions around it. Kind of weird to me.

↪ user9: But hasn't Y/N written songs about marriage and getting married? Why haven't they?

↪ user10: Maybe they just don't want to. Or max doesn't.

MaxVerstappen: Why did you choose that photo of me.

↪ Y/N: You want me to post the photo from yesterday?

↪ MaxVerstappen: NO.

↪ user11: LMFAO. PARENTS.

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@MaxVerstappen: Great race and great win! Getting ready for next week. And thank you to @Y/N for making me but those glasses, best purchase.

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Y/N: I told you they were a good investment

↪ MaxVerstappen: I don't know if you would call it an investment.

↪ Y/N: I'll post that picture.

↪MaxVerstappen: It was a great investment! better than a house!

↪ user12: better than a ring?

↪ user13: STOP. but no fr, wheres the ring Max?

user14: Okay nice win but when yall getting married?

user15: everyone needs to mind their business, maybe they're just not ready to get married and that okay.

↪ user16: But its been 9 YEARS. NINE YEARS. Its a red flag.

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@F1GOSSIP: Max Verstappen and Y/N L/N have been criticized over the status of their relationship. The couple has been together for over 9 years however many fans have realized that there's been no movement in the relationship, family and marriage vise. Thought?

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user17: I mean its their life but 9 years?

user18: Idk guys don't hate me but sometimes max doesn't seem interested in Y/N. Like all of the Monaco GP? seem happy around her.

↪ user19: Bro look at the pictures in the post. Does he seem unhappy in them? No he seems very happy.

↪ user20: Okay but lets be honest. Both only seem that happy in front of a camera.

User21: I mean for some of their relationship they were fairly young. Maybe they just wanna enjoy it little by little.

↪ user22: I think in 9 years you can enjoy a lot.

user23: I wouldn't marry her either. Max knows what's best which is why he hasn't done it.

Y/N has posted to their story!

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@MaxVerstappen: happy 3 year anniversary @Y/N. love you much and cant wait for years to come. Also, people said I hated her? How could I?

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Y/N: Guys my husband is kinda cool.

↪ MaxVerstappen: Kinda?

↪ Y/N: yea cuz im cooler than you.

↪ MaxVerstappen: Okay love.

user24: WTF 3 YEARS?

user25: max said hold my 3x WDC titles while I make everyone shut up about my relationship.

↪ Y/N: He just wins everything doesn't he?

↪ CharlesLeclerc: Yea its kinda annoying. you should distract him Y/N

↪ MaxVerstappen: Dont tell my wife to distract me, I'll lose.

↪ CharlesLeclerc: thats the point.

↪ LandoNorris: I just wanna win.

↪ user26: LMFAO WHAT IS HAPPENING

↪ Y/N: Im collecting them all

User27: And people said max didnt wanna marry her.

user28: Bro just keeps winning doesnt he. Y/N GIVE ME A CHANCE.

user29: if you look closely you can see me getting run over by an F1 car.

⭒❃.✮:▹A/N: I hope you guys like it! I need to post more but ive gotten so busy and haven't had the time. But I'll try to post more often. Love you guys! hope you enjoyed.

[bau-drabbles]

a/n: heavily inspired by those all posts but i can't find who they're from, i'm sorry 😭

your instagram but you're dating aaron hotchner :)

except i have no idea how to write for hotch/the team so it's definitely ooc 😹

part 2, 3, 4

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y/n_xo: bearded aaron hottie >> 😮‍💨😮‍💨

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a.hotch: you tell me this after i shaved it all off

y/n_xo: you're still a hottie! just a beardless one 🤍

a.hotch: i'll grow it back for you

y/n_xo: my whole husband 🫶🥹

penny.garcia: you both make my heart so warm 💗 the ice king has finally melted his heart, this'll be such a good story for your kids! 🥹

d.morgan: yall make me so sick

its.emilyp: i feel like this man popped outta the womb with a glare looool

a.hotch: 🤨

its.emilyp: 🙂***

itsjj: suddenly i fear you have a whole stack of paperwork to complete

its.emilyp: and you'd be correct 😪

penny.garcia: SIR 🗣 AYO SIR 🗣🗣 SIR YOU LOOKIN FINE SIR 🗣🗣🗣🗣

reid.gram: not you thirsting over our BOSS 😦

d.morgan: i don't like this, babygirl

itsjj: sometimes sharing is not caring

its.emilyp: i hate it here ☹

penny.garcia: that wasn't me!! 😩 @/y/n_xo grabbed my phone!

y/n_xo: my bad, can't be thirsting on the main 🧍‍♀️

d.morgan: you can barely even see me, why we so blurry?

reid.gram: did you really expect high quality pictures from @/y/n_xo, be honest

the.davidrossi: always the blind ones out here taking 240p pictures

y/n_xo: always the old ones with the most audacity

d.morgan: FOULL 🤣

reid.gram: see, me personally i wouldn't take that type of disrespect

y/n_xo: all that iq and you still can't find a date 😔🤞

its.emilyp: that's my girl 😏

a.hotch: you stop influencing her right now

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y/n_xo: new boyfriend applications, this one is mean 😒

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a.hotch: wait does that sign not mean something good?

its.emilyp: no it does! nowadays it means peace and happiness

d.morgan: yeah it's also a way to say you love someone a lot

a.hotch: really? @/y/n_xo 🙂🖕❤

itsjj: LMAOOO

reid.gram: I CANT BREATHE

penny.garcia: IVE ALREADY SS THIS AND SENT IT ON THE GC 😂

y/n_xo: my poor man 😭

a.hotch: all of you are getting into trouble

its.emilyp: so worth it 😹

yourexname: i miss you ❤

a.hotch: you're going to miss when you didn't write this

penny.garcia: currently documenting every second of this

reid.gram: we're watching a historical event unfold, you guys

itsjj: i'm a little concerned for this man's safety

its.emilyp: hey, alls fair in love and war 😍

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y/n_xo: never leave your phone unattended pls

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reid.gram: of course you choose the one picture of my double chin

y/n_xo: it's always out wdym

reid.gram: .... oh

d.morgan: you walked straight into that one, pretty boy

penny.garcia: you guys are so mean 😭 my poor boy wonder

reid.gram: all these haters and for what? 😒

its.emilyp: i smell the cheetos from here

itsjj: i did not eat any 😡

y/n_xo: liar. they were on the side

its.emilyp: called it. my cheeto girl ❤

penny.garcia: time to play cupid, methinks 😌

y/n_xo: budge over will, emily's taking your place ‼️‼️

its.emilyp: 😏

itsjj: 😳

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y/n_xo: two best friends in a room.... they might kiss 😳

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the.davidrossi: how can i delete someone else's picture?

d.morgan: don't be embarrassed rossi, embrace your truth ✊

itsjj: we support you ✊

its.emilyp: sassy king ✊

reid.gram: hey, at least you and @/its.emilyp have something in common ✊

its.emilyp: literally choke

penny.garcia: you owe me 5 bucks @/y/n_xo 🥳

the.davidrossi: i hate all of you

itsjj: aww they look a little like henry and jack, forced to take a picture

a.hotch: that's because we were. this was the 10th picture

y/n_xo: that's cause you're so pretty ❤

the.davidrossi: i genuinely got heatstroke after this. never ever take pictures if @/y/n_xo is near

y/n_xo: :(

a.hotch: ignore him, he's on his sixth wife for a reason. i love all your pictures sweetheart ❤

y/n_xo: :")

penny.garcia: the absolute CUTENESS i CANNOT 😩🥹💗💗

its.emilyp: i can be a better boyfriend than him

y/n_xo: i love you

a.hotch: i am sorry??

reid.gram: damn the silence is loud

itsjj: reid don't be an instigator..... but do i sense a relationship forming? 👀

d.morgan: nah, i could treat you way better princess

a.hotch: @/d.morgan and @/its.emilyp both of you in my office now

[shiny-jr]

pardon my late message i've been letting letting the current damnation chapters sink in the past couple of days after finally taking the quiz (im am still waiting with baited breath but like in a chill way for the rest) but HOLY. MOLY.

i did indeed notice that the MC's have different morality stances, and they match their crimes (granted im still trying to figure out which one did what. cuz rn i got stuck on iago coming fraud or tax evasion, even though theyre super down with murder, but like raven is WAY more down to murder somebody. im just nit paying enough attention to figure it out, really. im having too much fun vibin)

2 THE WAY THE CHARACTERS MAY NOT START OUT ENTIRELY YANDERE FOR THE MC AND INSTEAD DEVELOP THE OBSESSION FOR THEM LATER ON 🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌😭😭😭😭😭 BRILLIANTBRILLIANTBRILLIANT. ok so i got heartslabyul on my first attempt so it wasnt as like "obvious" even though trey and cater are both instantly "shocked" i was like "that could just be bc our character is weird it doesnt necessarily mean they yandere switch has been flipped pshaw! 🤭" BUT THEN eventually i got to pomfiore and epel confirmed it when he was like "ive been imagining things i never did before!" and i was like "oh snap! WAIT is *THIS* part of the punishment? like not JUST being sent to another world that is based on a story, but specifically a YANDERE DEATH TRAP? 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯"

cuz like, sure, the MC is doing what they can to survive but depending on which one theyre fine to just vibe and let the story take its course if theyve got a good chance to survive not doing anything special. but then the story always gets WEIRD, RIGHT?! stuff always goes wrong! was that part of the vision? or am i going conspiracy crazy?

anyway AMAZING WORK. also you really fed the vil simps on that one story. i thought i was over him and content to be like rook and admire from afar but that SCENE with his hands wrapped around the retainer 🥵 i darn near short-circuited. HOW DARE YOU! (please continue 😉)

its hard to choose a favorite story in this series and i dont want to speak too soon before theyre all out. but i do have favorite bits in each of them.

and i just love the endings to them all. i love the bittersweet nature of all the endings. like none, of them are really romantic in a comforting way (duh its a yandere story) but they do vary in romance level. like by far i think riddle's azul's and vil's are the most romantic while leona and jamil are quite cold and calculating or in jamil's case mostly possessive and manipulative on the surface. it's VERY interesting.

and also bc im silly and you brought up the yandere-ness of the other characters, i start to wonder what happens next in these stories (im not asking for sequels. oh heavens no! never! unless you wanted to, but im mostly just brainstorming character relationships and potential conflicts). like in the savannaclaw story, ruggie and jack are also glued to the MC but not in a really romantic way? ruggie has that "i want to be your #2/by your side forever" which could go either way, but to me initially reads as "jack was pushing his way into MY spot and i want to guarantee he cant have it" rather than a "one day i'll deserve to be by your side romantically and for now i want to ensure i'll always have that opportunity by being next to you and a priority of yours" and then comes leona's proposal at the end, and i was thinking "uhhh but mc is by your side as consort, then ruggie gets pushed out of his spot in favor of the husband taking over. even though ruggie could still be an advisor and confidant, its still like 'move over dude theres another taking priority over you" and then that gets me wondering "what would happen if MC turned down leona? what kinda havoc would he wreak if any? does that put the village in jeopardy if he gets pissed off? what if they accept and they're STILL screwed bc he stops paying attention to the village after he gets the throne? and then the chieftain is taken into the palace and away from the village and has no way back and theyre left to basically flounder without them?"

also i really like how you end your stories with pseudo-cliffhangers? i mean they are but also the plot is mostly resolved and whatever major things that needed to happen happened. and its just the character resolutions and epilogues you dont see. its entertaining. like i said, i like to imagine what happens next and you really leave some stuff open for that.

anyway! thank you so much for sharing your stories!

Oh, for the crimes, just look at one of the questions which I believe asks what you (the quiz taker/MC) committed. Those are currently five of the seven crimes I've listed before, and each MC has committed at least ONE of them. But, they could've always committed more too.

On that other topic, of characters going yandere, one thing I hate is when reading a story and for some reason the characters are already obsessed with the MC but for absolutely no apparent reason. And me personally, I enjoy a bit of build up, which is why I try to implement some in my writing. Which can be a bit hard to do within forty pages when all these other things are happening, but I manage for the most part.

[strawberryspence]

do u have any fic recs like this https://at.tumblr.com/steddilly/more-wifeguy-eddie-fics-please-i-want-him/atg8fycfz6qh ?

wifeguy rockstar eddie and just some guy steve <333

okay here's the thing wifeguy eddie and some guy steve is a good headcanon! but there's not much fics of it out there because people (me LMAO) want the juicy, angsty stuff 😭😭

this is the closest thing i can find to what ur asking for: scenes at home by peaktotheocean. there's two parts to that.

these are like the happiest ones i can find on my list that has famous eddie (and usually teacher steve):

People Like Us by duckyreads - outsiders pov (specifically steve's student!)

you drew stars around my scars (but now i'm bleeding) by ohmars - they go on a vacation and they're all happy! i promise!

End of Beginning by FreshLoaf - teacher steve and his newly grammy award winner husband? i love them.

also it's sibling the spaces I’ve known, the places I’ve been by FreshLoaf

not really wife guy because they're both famous but Time's Always Right To Fix What's Wrong by SmokingThemOutBasements - is also pretty good. dustin's their son.

not what you wanted but i will recommend this fic any chance i get. The Babysitter by obstination! - Steve is a dad with two kids and Eddie is a rockstar in town to get some rest.

here are the more sadder, angstier ones:

to build a home by rocketshiptospace - SLOW SLOW SLOW burn. starts from the bottom to the peak of eddie's career and steve's feelings for him. like damn, these bitches simp over each other but still cant confess???? I LOVE IT.

self-promoting choose the rose garden (over madison square) by strawberryspence (me) - steve owns a flower shop and pines over eddie. also eddie's an idiot.

the most remarkable thing about you standing in the doorway is that it’s you by greatunironic - THE OG

Your Biggest Fan by LexiRoseWrites - its a whole series! its also A/B/O, soulmate AU! rockstar eddie is very very very caring and sweet.

[kooksbunnnn]

im sorry but jungkook literally acts like he’s the victim when he’s the one who cheated, never communicated or told his wife what’s going on in his current life?

why is he acting like he needs sympathy when he was the one who choose to sleep with another person even though he was the one who was in a committed relationship why didn��t he cry and act like a victim too in that moment? i don’t know how to give a person advice when it comes to cheating because i refuse to give that person a second chance but if i was oc i think him crying, walking on eggshells around me, not telling me anything related to his job or life outside of our relationship and me only becoming aware of it by other people wouldn’t want me to reconcile and move forward if that makes sense? i mean she’s literally pregnant why does she have to be the dominant person and make decisions for both of them when he’s the one who’s at fault? she has so much on her plate and i don’t think she deserves any of this. she deserves to be doted on, cuddled and praised for carrying a tiny human being but instead has do deal with a overgrown man child and his problems because he’s not capable of getting anything done on his own. i also don’t want you to think im bashing your character but i just can’t for the life of me see them being happy when he doesn’t show any growth from his past actions that hurt her. im really trying to understand him i really do but i don’t like to see people acting like a victim or cry 24/7 for the things they have no right over to cry and only do it because they don’t know how to handle the situation.

i also think her being „horny“ and them sleeping together wouldn’t be a good idea she would literally blame herself and i also think that’s to soon for them. i just don’t think he doesn’t deserve any praise or her going soft on him. he did the bare minimum and i hope she doesn’t settle for that when she’s way more worth.

I love how you want my OC to have a happy life🥺 the thing with overthinkers is that they dont know how to communicate, me being one, I know this. Regarding Jungkook and his crying? this is a new thing to them, and its just something they've never done before. OC has confidence issues, and jk cheating on her made her believe it more that it was her who was the problem.

Jungkook is crying because he hates himself for what he did to OC, He cries because he caused that. He cries not because he wants to be the victim but because this is something he doesn't know if he could fix or not. They both love each other, but Jungkook has always made sure OC knows that she can leave him if she feels like it.

He is trying to make things better. Jungkook walking on eggshells and crying might seem like he's overdoing it and playing victim but ig us seeing it that way is because people who cheat are not genrally trying to make things better, so this seems unfamiliar. This is just my opinion.

Jungkook not telling OC about his decision is described in chapter 4.1, but if you did read it, I would just like to say that when someone doesnt know how to live normally after this kind of situation, he is also doing things that might work sometimes and might also fuck things up sometimes.

OC is not the common way of horny, she is the type of horny where she doesnt think its right to give in, wants to give in, cant co trol her own body because hormones, she just needs the comfort of her husband but thinks that her past self deserves better, but what about her future self? Present? It's just so complicated for her. So yeah, she is not the common way of horny. it's different, difficult.

This is a situation neither our OC nor Jungkook ever imagined they would be in, so they're doing progress together, and sometimes they both make mistakes. They're human and not calling cheating a mistake, but if they want to fix their relationship, they should understand at some point that communication is important.

Being vulnerable is not a weakness sometimes, it might strengthen their relationship. Every person deserves a happy ending, but maybe everyone's happy ending has their own definition.

Thank you for reading my story, and I ho estly love it when people tell me their thoughts about how they felt while reading the chapter. It makes the writer in me happy to know that I can make people feel things through my stories.

[bitchkay]

Threesome with Tino and Rio? I just saw the new event announcement, and we have to choose between Rio and Tino?? 😭😭 Feel free to ignore, I'm just being delulu about the thought of a threesome with these two

[Ask received Oct 1st]

Tell me why I was just talking about having to choose between them in this event

Like slay for Tino being in an event but now I have to choose between him and Rio, that's not fair😣😣

You cant just make me choose between my husband and my husband I'm gonna die😭😭

Why can't I just pick both of them😭

I've never EVER EVER neglected to get anything Tino or Rio related and now you're forcing me to choose one or the other?????? What if I kill myself--

I think they're targeting me

Voltage probably heard me say we should harass them for Tino content so they gave the Tino content but at the cost of my baby boyo

I'm gonna cry yall

I can't pick one or the other that's not fairxnzgdgdfdgcxz😣😣

Like picking Tino cus hes only been in one other event this year and I miss my husband but then I don't get Rio my sweet beautiful boy

But then picking Rio cus we've been married for 7643245678966559145628 years and I love him so much and want him so bad but them I miss out on Tino my sweetest sweet pea of them all

Yall why can't I just pick both😣

Or neither, though that's a worse option--

These mfs seem to think I have the kind of time and ardor points to points to be replaying every route so I can choose a different option, did yall know I'm in college🤨

Shit unlock both endings so I can give them both a smooch

Like I have two hands for a reason 🙄

*Looks up at my two husbands that are 6ft+* I can take them��👁💫💫

Orange and green are also a really good color combo like its October 1st rn like its giving fall😋

Imagine this☆:

"I can't choose... I'm sorry. You're both too precious to me..." Was what you said, which lead to this situation. "Shh... it's okay..." "We got you..." Tino on your right, face buried in your neck, breathing in your scent, kissing and nipping at your skin, leaving bite marks on your neck, jaw and shoulders. Your shirt was unbuttoned and falling off your arms revealing your bra. Rio was on you left, your lips locked passionately, the man exploring every crevice of your mouth with his tongue. Your skirt bunched up around your waist and your panties long since discarded as Rios thick fingers probed your insides. "Ahh..." you moaned against Rios lips as he fingered you, his fingers curling just perfectly inside your pussy. You pulled away panting trying to catch your breath before Tino pulled you in for an ultra passionate kiss of his own. "Mm... so pretty~" Rio kept fingering you, his fingers pressing deeper into your wet pussy eliciting little moans and whimpers to slip out. Your pussy made lewd wet sounds with each time his fingers pushed in, the sound leaving both men eager to touch you. Tino, without separating your lips, wrapped his arms around you, pulling your blouse the rest of the way off and uncliping your bra, tugging it away so he can cup your breasts. "Haa-- Mnn!" Just as you felt Tino wrap his hands around your boobs, Rio bit your neck leaving a dark mark on your skin. When Tino pulled away from your mouth his eyes darkened with lust looking down at you. Rio removed his fingers from your pussy, his fingers pruny and soaked, a slight white ring around the base of his knuckles. You almost cowered underneath their gazes, the two men at your sides looking at you with hunger in their eyes. Even sitting on this expansive bed you felt cornered, but ready to be devoured. You're so horny right now. "Are you ready Sunbeam?" Tino pulled you onto his lap face away from him as he turned to face the Volerian prince. "You're not uncomfortable?" You felt the bulge (the unbelievably big bulge) of Tinos cock underneath you twitching against your ass. "Please... just please..."

I wrote this in one sitting. I literally received this ask an hour ago.

[queen-of-darkness001]

Trigger warning ⚠️

Hey fellows,

I'm fucked up seriously writing this and sobbing feeling clueless about everything

I'm taking therapy for approximately 2 years and half and was diagnosed w bpd

And i was happy knowing what im goin through, like finally i have justifications and interpretations of each behavior I've always had, i read a lot, and even write a lot about this mental illness to transmit awareness to others. But what about me? I literally get obsessed with my dreams and it's not recent it was like this since my childhood, like i do escape into them even if they were bad, i turned every kind of nightmare into a short story and started publishing part of them after my blog was launched.

I encountered many distresses in my childhood , wished them to be triumphed

But they didn't they just became accumulated and caused me to be involuntary melancholic... i went to therapy because i tried hard w myself but i couldn't always find solutions for my case individually, i had anger issues , panic disorder, anxiety disorder, depressive episodes and manic episodes which are inclined to make me extremely crazy, like a balloon you whiff inside and the air blown makes it bigger and bigger until it explodes, then i feel nothing and deteriorate mentally and physically just going through dissociation, get obsessed with my dreams instead of living in reality... so once i thought that these means are just temporary and i need an expert to fix that disfunctioning machine , i went to a psychiatrist to help me out of this zone, i was literally loving people in an aggressive way instead of expressing love appropriately i just fuck it up ... I'm a writer and i wrote most of times for myself , also an artist and i did express myself a lot but for people it was rare because i was ashamed of the pain I'm carrying,  used to hide it thinking i might be a burden or pain might be underestimated by others. After a while i decided to choose being seen like enough is enough this creativity is fuckin getting outI started to write because i like it... and paint to express myself to people and to myself either. That helped me quite good through my sessions as well

And made me more honest and less ashamed of myself likewise,  my pain can be seen.

But here we go again after a time of self love and awareness here we go extreme either up or down and suffer into both processes... seeking help without uttering a word ... at the same time they get out of my mouth because i can't hold them anymore, instead of a person who's passionate i turn into a beast looping in a labyrinth its ending is foggy and can't be accessed. I have a husband, that already makes me happy and I'm very grateful, speaking of this I'm a very giving person and because of therapy and my efforts i just became more giving and caring

But most of times im being taken by others as a lazy person they can't get it that im fuckin tired and i cant manage it... i take meds and attend sessions and doing my best but my 100% is often seen as 1% by ambience people.

My mom and my husband are very helpful God bless them but whenever i look at them having other priorities to do aside of helping me at home or whatever i feel extremely guilty and i hate myself the double .

I wish i could do more but this is my capacity. I act within it.

I try to be productive, helpful and a giver but i fail sometimes too. Most likely not comparable with anyone else because a mental disorder isn't as simple as they think

I pass through 3 different phases daily

And i feel everything or feel nothing amongst them

I feel lost despite i know what i want

I feel sometimes that i wanna separate from all people and isolate myself

Im paranoid most of times that they might die or abandon me despite they're loyal and trustworthy

It's just me

I'm always triggered I'm always concerning about details my brain feels like a battlefield without a single exaggeration. I prone to explain a lot sometimes it helps and sometimes it makes me creepy and intimidating for others. Yes honesty sometimes is a curse

I'm honest about fragility but im a beast if someone tried to turn it against me not to work on it. Eventually im trying my best idk who's reading, who's interested but i just spelled all my thoughts here rn which are just a sample of what i actually encounter everyday. I wish i could rest.

I wish i could wash away my pain .

But all ik , all the positivity i get from here -is that i decreased the anger issues, am -being aware about myself and telling people about it even if my hands were shaking meanwhile narrating details that might be seen as shame

- defending myself despite i hate myself sometimes

- i stopped cutting and preferred smoking over it as a less dangerous self harm

- im good to my husband and family and even strangers who need my help

- im focused on writing and painting

- i give myself time to rest even though ig might extend but i always try to reach to a settlement with my husband to make him less burdened

- i find solutions meanwhile problems instead of just arguing and reaching no point

- i became so domestic and that causes me less anxiety because i hate going out usually. Doesn't change the fact that i love going out too with a safe company like my husband

- i was yearning if i would be a bad mother one day but with this amount of love and care i can give limitless support and provide my kid with joy at any cost

- whenever i do sth wrong recklessly i try to set boundaries and correct myself i even sometimes control myself not to do these stuff before they happen.

Had to vent because im off today and been worse since i had spasms and lost my ability to move my extremities for a while... now im good but feels like my first time in a gym and my muscles hurt af

...and in closure, i usually need confirmation from people about myself and a lot of praises

But im working on this now and trying to be neutral as never been before .

[varijacija]

Not outing myself because my work isn't finished yet but, I recognized despite being queer, it's hard to shake those problematic framings off. So I did the next best thing. Made a world where people think the character is weird for assuming that as norm/wanting the straight nuclear family etc. She's a lesbian. She doesn't know it yet but she gets to be the part of me dealing with my past internalized issues. She luckily has a patient husband who is desperately trying to acquaint her with his big sis, for the sake of their alliance staying allied (reliant on her marrying into his family. His sister counts whether her (wife's) shitty parents realize that or not. But they already married their son to a gay dragon who they assumed was female because they're bad at gender and both the dragon and her martial family just don't understand these backwards customs.) It's not the best or most elegant solution but it makes me happy that the world in this story finds the whole shebang I grew up with strange and disconcerting rather than "normal"

To be clear there's plenty of different orientations and pairings but most of my characters are bi or some other flavor of queer, specifically because I also am.

I dont think you got what I was trying to say its completely fine writing a story that has a lesbian whose confused in a het family and outside that family theres a normal world with all kinds of sexuality (tbh we need more stories like that) but I meant more like a bunch of hetero stuff is in our irl society that we just dont even notice like the whole concept of marriage is a het thing and also something that was created to buy a woman or for economic or political reasons to unite big families and today we made it less awful where gay people can get married (in some places not in my country tho 🥲) and a woman can choose her own husbend and its has more to do with love and sharing your life BUT I think if youre creating a world thats completely not homophobic and not sexist from the beginning (i mean depends what kind of world youre making from your post I'm getting more of a "was super heteronormative but now its an old concept that only some people still believe in") its strange seeing marriage or the nuclear family or women being seen as motherly and soft and man being seen as tough and the head of the family all that gender stuff (also you cant have a nonhomophobic world thats sexist those two things go hand in hand but thats another post) a bunch of things some people just take as human nature but there are very specific things that happened that got us here and my point was that I would like some more creative worldbuilding with that in mind

Not trying to shit on your book at all just wanna explain by point better

[gegeetime]

rules: list your top 10 biases and answer the following questions

tagged by: my lovely @heeseongism 🤩🤍

1. wonyoung

2. heeseung

3. jay

4. jake

5. seulgi

6. jennie

7. jaehyun

8. xiaojun

9. karina

10. rei

(this is a temporary order because idols keep bias-wrecking me everytime 😩😩😩)

Q1: between 1 and 4 who would your rather kiss?

A: yall mean how am i supposed to choose fuck 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 but,,,, jake bc i wonder how great he is with that plump looking lips 🚶‍♂️

Q2: between 2 and 7 who would be your best friend?

A: jaehyun bc im hee's gf so there's no way he becomes my bff🤚🏻

Q3: between 5 and 10 who has a better voice?

A: both are very talented. i tell you. but seulgi has that unique voice that i like sm and i fall in love with her more when 28 reasons out srsly she created her own genre with that album. queen behavior 💅

Q4: between 1 and 8 who is the funniest

A: xiaojun,,, he has that sense you know

Q5: between 6 and 9 who would you date?

A: i hate this game 🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️ BOTH ‼️‼️‼️‼️ they're my gfs wym i've to choose💁🏻‍♀️

Q6: between 9 and 10 who would you do a collaboration with?

A: rei !! she's literally a hidden gem OMG did yall know that she wrote the rap parts in after like 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Q7: between 4 and 8 who is the better dancer?

A: both, really. i'd been watching xiaojun's growth in dancing since 2020 you wouldn't understand how proud i am 😭😭😭 #xiaojunsmomdetected. as for jake, i think he's really talented like ?????? ok i cant choose bye

Q8: between 3 and 5 who would you most likely marry?

A: jay. i mean GURL let's just be honest we all want jay as our husbands and he's the freaking standard 🗣🗣🗣‼️

Q9: between 1 and 7 who would you nurse when they are sick?

A: wony bc my girl been working so hard for these past few years and it'd be such an honor for me to take care of her oml pls she REALLY needs to rest i worry abt her 😭😭😭😭 #⭐️shipsucks

Q10: between 2 and 3 who has a better smile

A: this game is torturing me istg- bitch both 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 ok.listen i have a reason for this. you know when jay smiles and he goes :] HWISKSOHSKA ado‼️ra‼️ble‼️

and for heeseung.... man's just perfect in any kind of aspects. period.

Q11: between 6 and 8 who would you vacation with?

A: xiaojun bc idk i just don't wanna feel poor next to jennie pls 😭😭😭😭😭😭🤚🏻 i'm afraid if we'd ever be in an argument she'd slap me with her gucci bag 😞

i love this game bc it makes my ass feel bad 😍😍😍

tagging: @sugarcherriess @heeswifeyy @hee-pster @thots4hee @iiousim @jayked @maggstar and anyone who wants to hop in 🌷 (im sorry if you've get tag b4 😭🤚🏻)

[thefanficmonster]

Hey, hope your doing well. Can I request corpse X female reader, where they're both on stream and playing among us with the gang and they're walking around together (maybe he has her stream open in the background or something idk) and she suddenly shouts earthquake and goes under her desk and he just stays beside her character making sure she's okay. Idk I thought it be cute

OMG that's gonna be such an interesting concept to write! Sorry for the late answering to your request but here it finally is in the form of a short imagine. I apologize for the long wait you had to endure but regardless, I hope you enjoy the read if you come across the answer. XOXO, Vy 💕

Pairing: Corpse Husband x Reader (Female)

Warnings: Mentioned Earthquake

In this situation, it's most likely for Corpse to have been the impostor and was just following Y/N around to both give off the impression to the other impostor that he'll be the one to kill her in order to keep her safe but also use her as his alibi. They were most likely chit-chatting using proximity chat, making up strategies to win while also swerving into tangents that had nothing to do with the game whatsoever.

Mid-laughter following a joke Corps told, Y/N let out a gasp, startling him as well. "Earthquake!!!" she shouts before a loud thud is heard, leaving Corpse mortified, his mind racing.

"Y/N?! Y/N, are you there?!" He exclaims, receiving no voice in return except some shuffling noise and sounds he couldn't find the words to describe - probably items being shaken by the force of the earthquake.

Living in California himself, he's gotten quite used to the occurrence of an earthquake and so have all his friends who live in an earthquake-prone area. However, for someone like Y/N who lives in an area which hasn't been numbed by so many of them, it can be pretty scary. As it was evident in her shout right before she went MIA, she was more than scared.

Seeing as how he couldn’t do much with thousands of miles separating them, he chose to keep his avatar next to hers in case it came back to life. A few other players passed by him in the few minutes Y/N was gone and he had to explain the situation to them - to which they gave upmost sympathy offering to stick around and wait with him, an offer which he refused every time.

Eventually, a voice came from the other end, the voice he had been waiting for for what seemed like an hour when it was less than ten minutes. Worry and concern really have a way of stretching the concept of time and molding it to their liking.

“Holy crap, that was intense.“ She murmurs, the voice slightly distant due to her still adjusting the headset, “What did I miss?“

Awaking from his concern-coma, Corpse perks up and hurries to reply, “Screw the game, are you ok?”

“Yeah, totally fine. Don’t take my fear so seriously - I blow it out of proportion because it’s a genuine phobia of mine. It wasn’t even that crazy of a shake. But I still hid under the desk for good measure.“ She giggles a bit at the last part, earning a chuckle from him too.

“Ok, ok, I believe you. But facetime me next time.“ He says, tone serious but not commanding, more pleading.

“Deal.“

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[couldibeanymorechaotic]

@percyweasleyspuff 300 follower celebration <3

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guysssss! it's only been a couple days or so since I ended my 200 follower challenge, and y'all got me to 300! I'm just so appreciative and grateful for all of you! I have no idea why u follow me bcuz all I literally do is shitposting, but I'm so glad u do! I've met so many new friends whom I absolutely just adore. Thank you all you gorgeous people for following me, and I just can't imagine my life without you guys!

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how this works: send an ask with the emoji and/or title and I’ll answer! they can be on anon or non-anon, I’ll answer them regardless! please feel free to send as many as you want, I won’t mind! :))

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p.s. these are all songs from Jeremy Zucker! I really recommend u listen to them! they're really good!

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this is how you fall in love 💘: I'll write you a blurb, w/ a character (or characters) of your choice! you can specify a special scenario/prompt, or you can let me choose! (can be sfw or nsfw)

talk is overrated 🗣: I'll write you a letter from a character of your choice! it can be platonic or romantic, but please specify! also, like above, you can specify a special scenario/prompt, or you can let me choose!

firefly 🦋 (ik that is not a firefly): I'll tell you 1-5 things I associate you with (moots only)

wildfire 🐾: tell me why you followed me, and I'll tell u why I followed you (moots only)

Idk Love 💔: Ships! y'all should know how this works by now, but, give me a couple facts about yourself (or a lot), specify a fandom (or fandoms), and I'll ship u with someone!

thinking 2 much 💭: pick a couple characters and ask me to fuck, marry, kiss, kill, best friend, one night stand, or husband/wife them!

ghosts 👻: I'll make you a moodboard based off an aesthetic, color, quote, character, or ship!

icarus 🕊: I'll make u a Pinterest Board that reminds me of you (moots only)

supernova 💫: y'all know the drill! cym (cast your moots) as a topic of your choice!

comethru 👉🏼👈🏼: either give me a song, I'll give you a song or both! if u send me a song, I'll rate it out of 10!

peace signs ☮️: and lastly, ask me whatever you want! please keep in mind I am a minor, tho!

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below the cut are my gorgeous moots who u should follow immediately <3

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[fanmoose12]

Yay! Okay I have two scenarios and I cant pick so you can choose 1: Levi and hanjis child gets kidnapped (so ig this will be an au) and these two become the deadliest people alive to get their child back (pain duo is acary). 2; levihan child has been sad lately since they're parents havent been spending time with them but they know their parents are busy. Levi and hanji surprise them one day by having a day off and they all spend it together doing fun stuff(fluff) Thank you!

so i chose the first scenario because i guess i hate happiness and fun lmao hope you still like it tho and take care :3

Hugo closed his eyes, hoping that when he opens them again, it would all turn out to be a dream. A nightmare, induced after watching too many scary movies with his mother. He would open his eyes and see his father. His daddy would gaze at him softly and gently ruffle his hair, telling him to get up and go brush his teeth before coming down to have breakfast.                              

Hugo hoped that when he opens his eyes, all the scary men will be gone and he will wake up in his bed back at home, or even better, he would wake up in his parents’ bed, surrounded by their love and safe from any harm.

However, when Hugo opened his eyes, his hopes were cruelly shattered. The big bad men were still surrounding him, their scary guns aimed at him.                

“Are you scared, kiddo?” the man in the center asked. He bared his huge teeth and Hugo suddenly remembered a story his mother once read to him. It was a tale about a little girl, who got lost in the woods and happened upon a hungry wolf. But Hugo wasn’t some helpless girl, he was a son of Hange Zoe and Levi Ackermann, and even if he was trapped in a wolf’s lair, his parents were the fiercest and strongest hunters in this world and they would never let some stupid wolf lay its pawn on him.                             

So Hugo raised his chin, staring defiantly at the scary man in front of him. “It’s not me, who should be scared!” he said, raising his voice to try and hide its shaking. He furrowed his eyebrows, mimicking his father’s expression. “My parents are already coming for me! And when they arrive, they’ll tear you to pieces!”                             

The men around him started to laugh. “I hope your parents are coming here, kiddo. That’s why we took you.”                               

Hugo widened his eyes in surprise. They’ve been… they’ve been laying some trap for his parents. Just like the wolf in the story! Hugo’s head began to fill with panicked thoughts, but he tried not to focus on them. There were no one in this world, who could possibly outsmart his mother, and there was no one stronger or quicker than his father. They were just trying to intimidate him, but Hugo wouldn’t let himself get scared so easily. 

His mother once told him that he had all the best parts from her and his father. That he was strong just as his father, and smart just as his mother. And now he just had to remember that. He had to remember whose son he was and what kind of person his parents tried to make out of him. He would be fearless and strong just as they were. And no one, no matter how big they were or how many guns they had, would never make him afraid.         

“Can you drive faster?”

“I’m already driving as fast as I can, Hange. Calm down.”

“Calm down?!” Hange cried out, looking at Levi with wide eyes. “How the fuck should I calm down, when my son has been kidnapped? Who knows what they are doing to him! If you don’t worry about him that doesn’t mean I shouldn’t!”

Hange realized what she actually had said almost immediately. She clasped her hand over her mouth and stared at Levi apologetically. 

“Levi, I’m so sorry! I didn’t actually mean it, I know you worry ju-“

“Shut up, Hange,” Levi cut her off with a sigh. “I know you didn’t mean it. Your panic just messes with your head, I get it,” he took one hand off the wheel and outstretched it towards Hange, holding her hand and gently caressing the backside of her palm with his thumb. “But we’ll arrive there soon and then we’ll save our boy. Don’t worry, those idiots wouldn’t dare to harm him. They probably are more interested in hurting us than him.”

“When I find those bastards,” Hange growled, squeezing Levi’s hand almost painfully. “I’ll make sure they’ll pay for taking away my son. They will remember once and for all that no one should mess with my family.”

Levi nodded, his face set in an equally determined expression. “We will make them pay.” 

Hugo sat on a cold floor, surrounded by darkness from all sides. A small window on the door of his cell did nothing to brighten the room, and he shivered, trying not to think what could be lurking in that darkness. His fear was irrational, he tried to remind himself. There were no monsters hiding in the dark corners, monsters didn’t exist. If they did, his mother would surely know about them as she seemed to know about everything else. 

Besides, there was more real and tangible threat outside of his cell. The scary men threw Hugo in that cell some time ago, and now the only thing he could hear was the sound of their heavy footsteps and the quiet mutterings. 

Hugo hugged his knees and started to slowly rock back and forth, wondering why his parents hadn’t come for him yet. He was sure they would come, didn’t doubt them for a second, but the cell he was in was damp and chilly and Hugo wanted to go home already. His clothes were dirty from sitting on the floor and he couldn���t wait to take a shower and change into his pajamas. He was getting sleepy too and he wanted nothing more than to drink hot cocoa, prepared by his father, while listening to a fairy-tale his mother would read to him. 

Hugo closed his eyes and imagined himself sitting in his bed, wrapped in a blanket and nestled between his parents, feeling their warmth and listening to his mom’s quiet and soothing voice.  

Hange slowly circled the building, trying to find an entrance. Suddenly she saw a man, lurking in the darkness. The man saw her too, his eyes widened as he probably recognized who she was. His hands went to his gun, but before he could even aim it at Hange, a bullet hole appeared right in the center of his skull. 

Hange turned around and nodded at Levi, silently thanking him. She took out her own gun and jerked her head in the direction the already dead man came from. Levi replied with a nod, his face set in a grim determination. 

He slowly followed after Hange, his eyes looking around for a sign of slightest movement. Together, back to back, they entered the dark and too quiet building.  

Hugo gasped, when the eerie silence, which was surrounding him before, was suddenly interrupted with a loud bang. Hugo immediately knew what that sound was, his parents took him to a shooting range a few times and the sound of a gun firing was unmistakable. Hugo covered his ears with hands, the loud bangs already making his head hurt. 

Suddenly a door to his cell burst open, and Hugo tried to hide in the shadow, afraid that it was an enemy coming to get him. But as he gazed at the figure more closely, he saw a too familiar silhouette and Hugo ran to it as fast as his short legs carried him. 

“Mom!” he shouted, as he reached her and hugged her legs tightly. His mother fell to her knees, pressing him to her chest. 

“Honey!” she cried out. “Oh my god, Hugo, I’m so sorry! You must be so scared!”

“I’m not scared!” Hugo protested, clinging to his mother. He felt his eyes fill with tears and he pressed his face to his mother’s chest.

“You are not?” Hange withdrew from her son to take a better look at him. He shook his head vehemently and tried to hide his tears from her. Hange let out a sound that was half-laughter, half-sob. She was so happy to see her son, alive and well!

“Did they hurt you?” she asked in an angry, low tone. Hugo shook his head again, and Hange sighed with relief. 

She briefly hugged her son again and then she took his precious little face in her hands, peppering his cheeks and nose with gentle kisses. 

“I was so worried about you!” she whispered, her voice shaking. “My little fearless boy, I’m so proud of you!”

“Oi, quit it, Hange,” came Levi’s voice from behind. “You’re embarrassing him.”

He came to kneel beside his wife and son, his hands immediately wrapping around both of them.

“Did you finish them off?” Hange asked quietly. 

“Yeah,” Levi replied, just as softly. “I made sure that no one would repeat the mistake of hurting our son.”

“Good.”

“Are you alright?” Levi asked Hugo. The boy nodded, smiling at his dad. 

“I’m fine, you don’t have to worry, dad!”

“Tch,” Levi rolled his eyes. “As if I would ever get worried over something stupid like that.”

He came to hug Hugo as well, tucking his son inside his arms and inhaling his scent. His embrace was even tighter than Hange’s and Hugo felt how his father’s hands shook slightly. 

“I’m fine,” Hugo repeated patting his dad’s back comfortingly. 

“Of course, you’re fine,” Hange agreed, coming to embrace her two favorite boys. “You are our brave little boy, it’s not that easy to scare you.”

“That’s right!” Hugo agreed cheerfully. 

“Come on,” Levi urged them after a long moment, his voice steady and calm as always. And it was probably a trick of light, but Hugo saw how his father’s eyes glistened, as though he was crying. 

“We should get your home. It’s way past your bedtime, young man.” Levi got to his feet and then scooped Hugo in his arms. 

“But you will make me cocoa before I go to sleep, right?” Hugo asked, staring at Levi with his big brown eyes. 

Just as his mother’s, Levi thought fondly. He sighed, knowing full well that he could never say no to those eyes. 

“Only if you take a shower first.”

“Alright!” Hugo beamed. “Mom, will you read me a bedtime story?”

“Of course, honey,” Hange gently ruffled his soft black hair. “Which one do you want?”

“Red Riding Hood!” Hugo replied without missing a beat. 

His mother laughed and went to kiss his forehead. 

Then she hugged her husband by the waist and the three of them slowly started to make their way home.     

[thosebizzareserpents]

Narcissa Malfoy sat on the front steps of Malfoy Manor. She saw smoke in the distance. She was escorted by Aurors back to her home alone. A figure was walking up toward the gates.

It was Millicent Bulstrode was one of Draco’s former housemates.

"Millicent! what are you doing here?"

"They're coming."

"I know. Draco and Lucius are still being held at the Ministry, the Aurors will bring them shortly." We have been put on house arrest."

"Not them.”

"Who's them?"

"The Dragon Wife and company. Your husband and son are being stalled."

"You don't smell it? Dragon fire has different smell."

"Dragon Wife?"

Tessie Prewett. Tessie's married name is MacFusty. It's said lions don't have patience but a lioness can wait for hours before hunting their prey. She's waited a long time.

Tessie has a list of five. The five Death Eaters who slaughtered her grand-nephews.

Lucius wasn't-

"No, but she took requests."

“My great-aunt Augusta Longbottom wants three. Three wixes who tortured her only child and daughter in-law into insanity. For her grandson who witnessed their torture. Can't have Grimmuald Place, that's Potter's now. Lestrange Place and Crouch Manor are nothing but ash.

Felix Rosier is with her. He has agreed to let the Rosier Chateau go. He has settled and made a home else.

Narcissa remeber that Felix Rosier was Evan’s younger brother who had become a dragonologist after graduating Hogwarts, he specialized in Peruvian Vipertooths. The youngest Rosier son rarely returned home and didnt care for his father's views of pure-blood supremacy.

"The Last of the Bones Family. Owen Bones brother of Amelia and Edgar and his daughter Susan should have ten. Forty really, for the brutal massacre of his brother Edgar, sister-in-law and their children. Mr. Malfoy was there."

They said no.

The daughter of Benjy Fenwick, Marlene Mckinnon, her godson, Caradoc Dearborn's sister and grandson also said no.

“McKinnon!? But she is -

Sorry the ghost of Marlene McKinnon also had a vote.

But there was a tie breaker.

Dedalus Diggle also said yes.

They cant-

"Why, because you saved The Boy Who Lived with a single word Mrs. Malfoy?"

Because you changed the tide of the war?

"Why should you, Narcissa Malfoy get pass?"

Does that make up for the years you have been loyal to Voldemort?

"An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind says the man with both eyes intact."

"Eleven years you had Draco before he stepped one foot into Hogwarts. Some would argue that he is a product of his environment, but there are many who have broke free from centuries old notions."

You are thought of as a wife who willfully and dutifully followed her husband's schemes. A mother to take not a mark of honor but who allowed her son to be branded like cattle. Draco's not yours anymore, he's Voldemort's even after death. Just like your younger cousins Regulus and Evan.

"Others witness their mothers death before their very eyes why should you be shown mercy?"

"They'll wait until given the go ahead and bring your husband and son home. Nothing's changed yet, there are archaic rules that are still place."

“This is one of them."

“You named your son after the very creature that's coming to kill you and set ablaze to everything he has ever known. It is poetic justice to some." Nothing rises from dragon ash."

 I heard your that your mother Druella Rosier named you after narcissus flower, the daffodil and not a star."

"Why?"

"My father thought me selfish before I could even form a thought. Cygnus Black III the last of the Black swans had no male heirs. My mother begged Aunt Walburga, the matriarch of the Black family that I have a name of her choosing. I am only sister to wear stars."

"The flower was a symbol of my mother's mother. Petite Jonquill.

"I won't let them kill you, take my hand Mrs. Malfoy.” 

“Your great-grandmother wishes to see you.”

"Violetta, but she died over sixty years ago!"

"On the contray your great-grandmother is very much so alive and well."

[charmallows]

scrunkle nd eeby deeby from tts :]? maybe blorbo from tmnt? - 🌱

PLANT i have 2 answer all the things. so ur getting all the things for both of em //

TTS

blorbo: varian. he just SCREAMS blorbo

scrunkly: varian also but also raps n katalina :]

scrimblo bimblo: QUEEN ARIANNA. arianna please break up w ur husband and choose me instead. i could treat you so much better

glup shitto: this is also varian U_U.. i just think he's neat

poor little meow meow: he's not problematic or unpopular or controversial but he is arguably pathetic. eugene just really is just the poor little meow meow. look at him

horse plinko: hector U_U i'm sorry i just dont like that man very much. i would throw him against the wall like cooked spaghetti

eeby deeby: king frederick. violence and attacking and killing

TMNT IS HARD because on one hand ive watched all of tmnt 2012 but that was in march 2020. and on the other i watched rise more recently but havent finished it. i will do both for the sake of its funny but dont trust my answers as fact //

TMNT 2012/Rise

blorbo: 2012 RAPH AND RISE MIKEY. they are both so blorbo. its so funny because rise raph and 2012 mikey are my least fave turtles from their respective shows

scrunkly: 2012 leo n rise mikey again :) leo is a nerd and mikey is cute on purpose

scrimblo bimblo: 2012 DONNIE AND i suppose rise april. rise april haters are the weakest links and also 9 times outta 10 racist

glup shitto: FUGITOID AND MONA LISA for 2012. also bebop and rocksteady but they're more prominent. i miss fugitoid n mona every day. as for rise ummm i have no clue. im sorry //

poor little meow meow: 2012 RAPH IS SOO POOR LITTLE MEOW MEOW LMAO. he's problematic unpopular controversial and pathetic. just an absolute shitshow. and for rise its warren stone. pathetic little worm

horse plinko: 2012 april U_U im sorry i cant stand her. i know its not her fault but that wont stop me from hating her. as for rise just put like half the villains here. they're hilarious and it'd b funny to run them over w a car

eeby deeby: 2012 casey and shredder. begone w both of them. for rise, shredder also. i know nothing about him but he seems like a dick

[stardust-static]

I cant wait to have kids someday and not make them play sports. Like they'll do extracurriculars but I'm not sitting outside in June in 100+ degree wether just to watch my small child not hit a ball forever. It's too hot out for that, okay? My sister spent all her time at the baseball field this summer for her kids, and for what? They wanted to go home as soon as they got there.

Like if I'm putting my kids in sports it's because they showed some skill. It's because I have a little Babe Ruth who I saw sky rocket a ball as they were playing catch with Bailey. We're not making the entire family suffer to socialize you. Peaceful summers only in my house. My parents also made me play baseball and every time I'd get to the field I was like "thanks I hate it here" and I'd pick flowers in outfield and make crowns out of them and then my parents would yell at me on the way home. Waste of everyone's time. 😂 I want my kids to learn life skills over the summer. I'll make sure they're in swim, because swimming is a life skill. Once they're strong swimmers I won't make them do it anymore unless they want to. I want them to volunteer with both people and animals so that I raise humble little heathens. And I would like for them to learn an instrument eventually. Anything they choose. I'll also have them pick a fighting style that they'd like to learn and take them to those kind of things, but we're not doing the typical outdoor summer sports... I know swim is a sport but I won't make them to it competitively. Unless they like beg me to do a sport then fine, but I'm not making my kids do something that they dread doing all summer.

I had dinner with my family and my sister told me my nephew and neice had a baseball workshop gearing up for next summer, and I asked my nephew if he was excited for baseball this summer and he side glanced over at his parents watching him intently and did the smallest little "uhh.. yeeeeah." And then he changed the subject. I was like poor little guy. My sister and her husband are big into sports and said that their kids will always need to be on some kind of sports team because they enjoy watching them play. Which I get I guess.. that just coukd never be Bailey and I. We're not sports people, but if I raise a kid that so happens to have a deep longing to do all that. I'll be their biggest cheerleader no matter what. I just.. doubt it. 😂

Anyway... thats my random vent of the day. 😬