#i could kill god

[invader-bean]

not to sound like a 3rd grader but i just had apple slices and peanutbutter so good i could cry

[misterfudgelord]

1 AM musings

Friend 1: <Grover's mad quest to kill God> Why does this go so fucking hard Friend 1: Like this shitpost where Grover steals a Glock to kill God is biblical levels of story telling and moral Me: i just about had it when they got to the "he saw the birth of the universe and the heat death and couldnt tell the difference" Friend 1: Right? That is a cold fucking line Me: adding it to my repertoire hey Friend 1 i just had a really dumb fucking idea if like i have a terminal illness or some shit eat a shit ton of explosive material and tell my family to cremate me Friend 1: That is certainly a way to go You can indeed eat and pass C4 plastic explosives Me: it'll be interesting if there is a hell and i get sent there i'm not about to face the devil without attemping to gain the upper hand and i think that tannerite might just level the playing field Friend 1: Does killing the devil in hell warrant an even greater punishment from the Almighty or is it worthy of reward? For the devil is one of God’s divine creations, one of his best at that; and the fact God himself has not smote him implies he wishes Lucifer to live Me: I killed the Devil; I usurped his throne. There is no punishment for such an act. No reward. For what has God to fear but that which would face the Devil and want for his place? True evil has limits. I've surpassed them. Friend 1: Jesus Christ dude Me: But realize, God has nothing to fear. I killed the Devil for the Devil's throne; for the Devil's post. I do not take up a quarrel with God so as to supplant him: I do not want his post, for all it entails is antithetical to what I've sought. I took up a path to the throne of fire and brimstone, and there I sit. Higher than God. Friend 1: I once read a Tumblr writing prompt where God is talking to people who are in heaven, and asks them to pick a seven deadly sin to enjoy for eternity. Protag picks pride, God sighs, and he is cursed with the power to create a universe Me: Oh I know that one Me: Know, ye faithful, that God is sinful. To sin is to be whole, and to be holy. Only a being which sees itself as perfect could decree such and find the pride within itself to believe itself. The Devil is the only one to cast a stone. For the Devil is the only one without sin; that is his post. To be accursed with imperfection. For humanity was made in God's image, and humanity is sinful; so too is God sinful. But the Devil shall never be the whole that is to be sinful, and so must punish humanity for its sin. It is a cruel mockery of holiness, and yet, is a seat above all else. But surely not one to be content with. Jesus may have died on the cross for our sins, but the Devil is only sated for so long. Friend 1: Mfw the Jew has a much cooler take on Christian mythology Me: It has 0 bearing on my life so I have an unmarred perspective If the Jews are right then there is no hell and I'm going right up to chill with God and Satan (Satan is just God's lawyer) If the Christians are right then I'm going to hell and I get to kill the devil Friend 2: What if Dante is right What if Dante’s 7 circles of hell exist Me: Then I'll bring a car.

[moonlit-trolls]

IM BACK AT THE GYM

[hinamie]

to moving forward

[thenarwhalgal]

It’s pride month and you know what that means. Correct, its time for all of us to once again partake in the cardinal sin of pride for the entirety of one month, after which we shall move on greed, and then lust and then—

[analogboii]

tonight i was training one inshop on drive thru and another on the line all while trying to do all my slicing. it all went without a hitch despite being busy and my drive thru struggling quite a bit but fuck you all i could kill god rn

[oars]

[itsgerog]

I FUCKING LOVE ANTI DEPRESSANTS

[theoldkyokodied]

The Allegiance of the Ascended Vampire and the New God of Magic

[oornithologistt]

vultures amirite?

og image below the cut

[lazylittledragon]

so how about that durge

[queenofstonez]

Me and the very bad, no good, horrible week

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

☠️☠️☠️

[twinstxrs]

so much happened in this whole episode but i’m still on fig infiltrating ruben’s dream, making it look like the place where his friend was murdered, and then disguising herself as kipperlilly & repeatedly saying different variants of “somebody needs to take the fall for this, and it’s not going to be me. it’s going to be you.” while adaine as the elven oracle shows up next to her. can you imagine waking up from that, the idea of a horrible truth being pinned on you by your friend to save her own skin while the personification of fate and destiny stands there, almost as a promise that this is GOING to happen to you. we don’t even know if this kid is guilty. my god.

[tomcriuse]

Criminal Minds 1.19 'Machismo'

[biboomerangboi]

Sokka wants to study Zuko under a microscope not even in a gay way (though yes that too) but more how is your dumbass not dead? It breaks all laws of physics? What do you mean you swam in the northern sea waters and didn’t get hyperthermia? How do you leap like 30 ft of exploding buildings? How are you this dumb while doing all this shit? How many concussions have you had and at what point did they grant immortality?