#i don't know what's funnier

[usiel21]

Wednesday: You see that house over there? It belongs to a woman that routinely neglects, psychologically abuses and gaslights her daughter, Enid Sinclair, my... Destroy her.

5 Minutes Later

Enid: WEDNESDAY ADDAMS! Did you send Godzilla after my mother?!

Wednesday: No.

(Legendary Godzilla roars)

Enid:

Wednesday: Maybe...

Enid:

Wednesday: What? He owed me a favour okay.

Enid: (Puppy dog eyes)

Wednesday: Ugh fine.

[tardxsblues]

The Incursion Protocols have been agreed internationally. In the event of full scale invasion, an Earth President is inducted immediately with complete authority over every nation-state. Well, there was only one practical candidate.

[lu-is-not-ok]

I've reached a peak. (Had a PM Youtuber repost one of my memes without credit as a community post)

[vellichorom]

I neither know nor particularly care about Spooky Month but do you think that Bob's cannibalism could be a form of theophagy. Because methinks that could be real interesting.

ohhh possibly...

bear with me here but you SEE, the cult he's apart of is VERY obsessed with the idea of " everything, " with their god, dubbed " The Eyes of The Universe, " either promising them " everything " - like the world or whatever they individually desire, or possibly protection from the alleged end of the world... or something like that, it's not entirely clear what the cult's or their god's motives truly are beyond the umbrella of the term " Everything, "

but i believe there's been some alluding to the god or the cult members using others' bodies as vessels, WHICH MAKES ME THINK... the human flesh is Important to the cult. & you've got a cannibal right there, referred to by the creator with a religious quote that virtually pertains to " every moving thing " being nothing but feed to him.

SO I CAN'T SIT HERE & SAY IT'S NOT PLAUSIBLE YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? thinking it could possibly be done as some form of connection TO the eyes of the universe or as ritual practice for the cult's end GOAL,

[quetzalpapalotl]

Rewind and Prowl havig a petty argument and Rewind screaming at him that Chromedome confessed to him that he faked it all the time he was with Prowl.

Prowl refuses to believe this. Obviously Rewind is lying to get under his skin and even if he's not, then Chromedome was probably the one lying to reassure Rewind because he's such a jealous little shit. There's no way this is true..... but what if... no, no, no.

Prowl starts reviewing all his intimate memories with Chromedome to try to look for any sign that Chromedome was faking it. It starts taking a toll on his performance. Rewind could have costed the Autobots the war.

[bidgies]

Kaarija is the most obese man ever competed in the ESC!!

Yeah and you know what? That's hot

[monarchisms]

AH/Shadows crossover where Geoff is a vampire they hang out with and Matt is just some guy but they all assume he's a vampire and hang out with him too

xcvfghjgfdsgh

[raziraphale]

it's been a while since I last watched ste/ins;gate but even with my fuzzy memory I don't think it's a hot take to say it's uh... more than incidentally transphobic lol but be that as it may I am still floored by the series' sheer unfounded confidence in the idea that you can change someone's assigned gender at birth with time travel. like oh yeah we'll just use our microwave time machine to go back in time and send your pregnant mother a page (on a honest-to-god pager) telling her to eat more veggies and then you'll totally be raised a girl this time. and this works. somehow. like that's not how anything works but also your time machine is a microwave so I guess I'll suspend my disbelief a little longer in the name of trans rights

[lyctorism]

really admiring the commission’s decision to call him Mr. Five and not Mr. Hargreeves. just the insinuation they are under some kind of assurance to either themselves or the records of all timekeeping that this man’s first name, even just for all intents and purposes, is number.... is so funny it really makes up for it all.

[fandumb-whimsey]

Uh...

[tzarrz]

This came to me in a dream - PART 2

[nanlanmoarchived]

if you’re having a bad day, read through the comments of tumblr users trying to scare off the twitter users 

[kaeyapilled]

when kaeya was a kid his most exacerbated reaction to getting hurt was a very pointed "ow" and one tear at most. meanwhile when diluc got hurt he would wail and sob and sniffle around all day afterwards. and yknow what i think that their essence hasn't changed now that they're adults. kaeya who says "this doesn't.. look good.." when he dies in game and diluc who says "my flame.....has been..extinguished....." like okay. we still know who's the most dramatic out of the two

[black-and-yellow]

[skylersprompts]

DC x DP Prompt *14*

It all started shortly after Danny moved to Gotham for college. At first he was rather confused and annoyed that random people and paparazzi called him: Richard, Tim, Dick, Jason, Timothy, Wayne, Drake, Damian, Todd or Grayson. Some he got called more often than others, but after some time he found out what was going on.

Somehow he got mistaken as one of the Wayne-Brood constantly. Like, okay he shares some features with them, but how is he getting mistaken for all of them???

Some people even started to post memes about it, especially after the fateful Day he meet Brucie Wayne. Because this absolute himboo called him ALL of his kids names, before sighing and just leaving in defeat. The press had a field day with this one.

And it wouldn't be to bad, if the paparazzi would just stop following him, because for the hundreds time he is not a Wayne!

From time to time he also encounters one of the Wayne Brothers and they also call him by one of their brothers names!

But after today he was sure it couldn't get worse. He met Tim Drake for the first time today.

"Hey Tim, can you tell-", with a frustrated yell Danny left the small coffee shop, before Drake finished his sentence.

[zillychu]

Finding out the Danny Phantom pitch bible originally included more creatures other than ghosts really makes me want to just (DUMPS TRANSCENDENCE AU ALL OVER IT)