#i feel like im gonna burst i NEED to talk about him with someone

[onemillionfurries]

IM SO FUCKING AUTISTIC GOD I LOVE DR BALDHEAD SO FUCKING MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AUUUUGGGHHHHHH

[aliaology]

SO AMERICAN (short)

SUMMARY: in which holtzy and you are dating, and you are very much in love with him

PAIRINGS: alexander holtz x fem!hughes!reader

WARNINGS: none just fluff :)

driving on the, right side road. he says im pretty, wearing his clothes. and hes got hands that, make hell seem cold. feet on the dashboard, he’s like a poem i wish i wrote. i wish i wrote.

you were the prime example of ‘passenger princess’ but in your very own car. i mean— it wasn’t necessarily your fault that you weren’t the best suited to drive in the city. no no— it was jacks because all he did was drive you and luke around.

but your brother was not the one driving. no, it was your boyfriend who was. you also never understood why he loved to drive your car. but the actual reason was because it was so… you. and he loved that.

your feet were propped on the dashboard, notebook and pen in your lap and hand as you mindlessly scribbled words together. alex’s hand was on your thigh, the warmth from his hand spreading throughout your body like a wildfire.

his fingers traced lightly on your bare thighs, pinky almost sliding up and hitting your shorts with every move he made. the bumps in the road made it so his hand would lightly hit your skin.

your eyes were averted to the pen and paper as you eagerly wrote down word after word, his hand squeezing your thigh every few minutes.

as he squeezed your thigh one more time, you looked over to him. he was the epitome of a love poem and you wished you were the one to write it. with a soft smile on your face, you leaned closer to him and placed your lips onto his cheek.

and he laughs at all my jokes, and he says im so american! oh god, its just not fair of him to make me feel this much. go anywhere he goes, and he says im so american! oh god, im gonna marry him if he keeps this shit up. i might just be in la-la-la-la-love.

you two were at a restaurant, smiling at each other. you spoke, hushed and quietly, almost with embarrassment. your words caused him to burst with laughter, hand slapping over his mouth as his shoulders shook.

his reaction caused you to giggle, a bright smile on your face. the smile would quickly turn to one of embarrassment when you ask a waitress for a meal— one that you have trouble pronouncing. and he laughs as the waitress leaves.

you had a frown on your face— not one of sadness but one of ‘are you kidding me?’

alex snorted as he spoke, “you are so american.”

feigning a look of offense, your eyes narrowed slightly, giving a look of hurt. this just caused alex to chuckle more before grabbing your hand and pressing a small kiss to it.

“how about we just get out of here instead? i think i’d very much rather eat in.” he suggested.

and so you went wherever he did. you ditched the restaurant. you ditched the fancy dinner, and you went home. when you got home; you both eagerly sat on the couch and just watched a movie.

god im so boring, and im so rude! cant have a conversation if its not all about you. the way you dress and, the books you read. i really love my bed but man its hard to sleep when he’s with me. when he’s with me…!

you sat with your friends, picking at your nails as they spoke. their conversation being something about style— something about clothes. you weren’t too interested, you weren’t even talking.

“anything to add, y/n?” one asked.

you shrugged. “i don’t know— style wise i really like alex’s and maybe i’m just biased but it seems super comfy. shockingly he also has a great taste in books and—“

“girl all you do is take about your man!” your friend cut you off.

another friend piped up, “can’t say i blame her. i mean we’ve been friends for what? seven years? in that time frame shes had one boyfriend and he kinda sucked. if i had a man treat me the way hers does, i’d be plastering that everywhere.”

your last friend shrugged. “i get it— honestly i want to hear more about this guy. she talks about him but its never enough because someone interrupts her.”

“its fine— all you really need to know about him is that he treats me very well, and i love him.”

after your little get together with your friends, you made your way to your apartment. the sun was setting and you wanted to lay in bed. but as soon as you got home, locked up and went to your room and saw your boyfriend, you knew for a fact you wouldn’t be going to sleep.

i apologize if its a little too much, just a little too soon. but if the conversation ever were to come up i don’t wanna assume this stuff. but aint it rough? think im in love!

[yaostars]

𝖫𝖮𝖲𝖳 𝖱𝖤𝖢𝖮𝖱𝖣𝖲 ౨ৎ : vlog one

about: lost records of the past and even past friendships lie between small little films from a certain camera. 2006 was a year of laughs, smiles and even more that turned most of them over. who knew going back into the past would help cause a bit of deja vu but also some memories that shouldn't of been shown. note: this is taken during 2006 where everyone gets ptsd lolz!!! but the point of you is basically yk watching the film. reader pronouns are she/her and is a female reader!! the readers personality maybe a little different to yours (sorry) i wrote this all in one go so tell me if theres any spelling mistakes

"nobara we shouldnt be doing this..!!" the pink head nervously fidgeted infront of the tv. "its fine its not like anyone will know if we put it back in the same spot!" she claimed smiling.

opening the small box of tapes with names on the side such as 'beach day ♡' or 'vlog with toru' and other ones with colourful dried out gel pen writing. itadori grabbed one from the box with the name 'vlog one yay ★'.

a certain sea urchin haired walked in with a towel around his neck pausing seeing the familiar pinkish box gojo kept in his wardrobe. "why are you looking through that?" he walked over seeing all the little nick nacks laid out. megumi hadnt seen any of it ever since he was younger when she was around. crouching down and grabbing the tape out of itadoris hands while placing it into the dvd player.

all three of them sat in front of the tv waiting for the tape to work. little speckles were on the screen before showing gojo in the distant talking to someone. they could hear laughter and it was like deja vu all over again for a certain one.

"stop tryna flirt with n/n shes not gonna answer" a tall guy stood next to the white haired one. the camera then turned to a 180 degree angle focusing on a h/c girl with her knees tucked to her chest smiling at the guys away from them. the breeze gently waving there way through her hair with a little smile adoring her plumped lips. she looked to the camera smiling and waving. "do i need to say anything to this vlog?" she rested her head on the top of her knees staring. "just say your name, age, and whatever you want" from the camera person who was oodly familiar.

"uhm! well my name is y/n, im 15 turning 16 in a few days and well i want to help people" smiling at the camera before turning her head to the guys after hearing them quiet down. the camera turned to where she was staring seeing the albino haired man stare back at her before turning away. the other male had bursted out laughing at him before jogging to the camera. "oi geto do an intro to the camera" the camera person claimed at the male who looked confused but grabbed the camera so it was facing him.

"the names geto suguru, im 16 and i love watching gojo fail at confessing and also i really like kfc so if you have it hit me up babygirl" he chuckled before flipping the camera to the two girl showing a brown haired girl. "now you shoko" he claimed while hearing a bunch of footsteps in the background.

"shoko leri, 16 and i hate everyone here except n/n" she smirked before lighting her ciggarette while you could see y/n scrunch up her nose before turning away from the puff of smoke. "bleh" she exclaimed while resting her head on the albino who randomly sat next to her. "well satoru its time for you to do an intro to the camera" geto had placed the camera in his hands before sitting in front of all three of them.

"UHM what do i say n/n?" he turned to her who she was already looking at the camera with curiosity. "just say your name, age and idk a comment..?" she sweat-dropped at the question before grabbing a few daises from the ground making a bracelet.

"well so my name is gojo satoru and im 16 and uh and uh really hate kfc and thats directed at someone here" he looked around for an answer to pop up. it had taken him that long to think until feeling a small amount of weight on top of his head. softly tapping his white locks feeling flowers realising y/n had made a flower crown which could be seen on the camera while she had one of her own. "you like?" she rested her head back on his shoulder staring at the camera dozing off. "of course i do if its from you" he wiggled his eyebrows at her while geto was choking from laughing.

"okay thats enough of flirting on this vlog so say bye" shoko exclaimed grabbing the camera back facing it towards the two males and girl. they looked to the camera and waved.

"geto is a bum-"

the tape had finished and pop out from the dvd player. a cough rang out the dorm seeing the albino male standing there with a small smile leaning against the door frame. "we are so sorry sensei we didnt mean to go through your stuff!! we were just confused why you have a pink flowery box!!" itadori kept bowing up and down praying.

megumi looked away showing small amount of guilt but completely out of it. he missed the sound of one of the girls voice and seeing her again.

nobara just sat still staring at her sensei before getting up while grabbing the box to give back. "were sorry .. it was my idea i was just curious" she bowed while having the box in the air infront of the male.

gojo only chuckled at them before standing back while sighing. "its fine tell me when you watch the second one.. i havent had the time to watch them" he rubbed the back of his neck while keeping eyes on the sea urchin.

"who was the woman that you sat next to gojo?" itadori asked the taller one without a filter. "her name was y/n and she went here" megumi said before gojo knowing he would blurt something out.

"she was so pretty can we meet her one day" nobara and itadori asked gojo with imaginary tails like little golden retrievers. gojo smiled and turned around keeping his back away from them. "yeah i'll take you sometime soon" he walked off making the first years confused.

[thedivineflowers]

hi!!! Love you works they’re so silly and good😜but sad😔 anyway I hope you’re doing well! I wanted to ask for when the boys (idk how many you’ll take but I think if you need a limited amount go with the first years😭) but yea when the boys say something plain ass bitchy and mean to middleschool!reader, like how were magic-less useless kid (looking at you Ace😡) saying some shit about our family or babying us too much till it become insufferable or smth and then when we get rightfully upset and cry or get upset (leaning on crying for more drama, angst and guilt😘) they realize how bad they fucked up and apologize, I feel like we would be a little stubborn about the apology depended on who it is to😭 but yea my goofy ahh request take your time and you can switch up the characters it’s your writing I don’t care! Love you works<333

YEHAHAHAHAHAH I LOVE THIS IDEA SM AND I LIKE DONT REALLY HAVE A LIMIT UNLESS I COULDNT REALLY THINK OF SOMETHING SO EYEYEYEY

OKAY IMA ETART IM SOMEZCIYED

I ONLY DID THE FIRST YEARS BECAUSE IT WAS GONNA TAKE SOME TIME AND I DIDNT WANT TO KEEP YOU WAITING SO HERE 😆

Ace: he’d always tease you. And during the first few weeks when he was warming up to you he’d diss you by saying that you were nothing without magic. He even referred to you as the useless and magicless kid for some time. Even after months he still referred to you as that and one day you just bursted. “Why can’t you shut up about me being magicless?! I know I’m at a disadvantage but I’m tired of it! The jokes dead now why can’t you get it!? If I could I’d just make a portal by myself to go back to my world so I don’t have to listen to you all damn day but guess what?! Im just some useless and magicless kid!!” You shouted at tears ran down your face. You stormed away and he tried running after you but you quickly maneuvered away from him. Because of his pride he didn’t apologize for days and stayed quiet when around you. One day after he was given a reality check by Deuce he apologized because guilt was really eating away at him. You still avoided him for a bit just to make sure but your friendship came back together.

Deuce: he kinda has a temper (to me he does) and he’ll let it out sometimes making him call you shit like Ace. But because he is trying to be a good student (and a good friend) he’d be very quiet if he’d call you things but you always manage to him whisper it to himself. One day you two were alone in the classroom doing detention because you two got into a fight when a guy mocked you. “Hey, Deuce.” You called him with an empty tone. “Do you really wish that I had magic. That I had someone to look after me so you didn’t have to stick around me all the time?” You asked as you eyes were glued to the table in front of you. Barely managing to answer the first question on your math homework. “I see how you look at me when I mess something up because I lack magic. I just wanna know.” You said as there was a pressure on your throat. Like you wanted to throw up and let out a yell at the same time. His answer only made the pressure worse as your breathing became short. Did he really think that it’d been better if the magic mirror didn’t pick you? That you’d only stay as the schools janitor? You quickly walked out leaving everything behind to go to the teachers bathroom that you had access to. Everyone thought the same thing about you so why were you throwing up in the sink and crying your eyes out? Because you thought of him as different? No. Deuce came to your dorm later that evening with your completed math homework and backpack. He sighed before apologizing about what he said earlier and the things he’s called you. After some talking your friendship was alright but with rockiness

Jack: At first because you were obviously magicless he’d be very overbearing to you when it comes to things like flying your broom three feet off the ground. He’d chastise you when you used simple spells by waking you up the morning and running with him. He’s trying to protect you but it seems that he underestimates what you know you can and can’t do. You’d get frustrated and try to express that you didn’t need to be babied but the words would just stay stuck in your throat because you knew that he was just trying to look after you. “I can do this Jack! You need to stop worrying about me with small things like having the damn ladle stir itself in the pot! I’m not gonna get hurt with it and I know you’re looking after me but you’re making me uneasy like I could die from just touching a book about small spells! You’ve seen me fly a broom around and be perfectly fine in Mr. Crewels class so what is it that makes you think that I need you breathing down my neck all the time?! Is it because I’m magicless and from another world? Is it because I’m still a kid?” You bubbles over and spewed at him one day while you were making yourself dinner. Jack stood there as he awkwardly looked to the side trying to find an excuse. “I-“ “Im not as fragile as you think. If I was I would’ve been dead.” He’d been contemplating how much magic you could handle and he knows you know that he’s watching over you but he doesn’t know that it was getting overwhelming for you. He avoided you for a bit before apologizing and admitting that he had protected you because he feared you were weak because you were still a kid. You nodded in understanding and forgave him.

Epel: he had a small ego boost because he heard that you were magicless and a child who still knew nothing. He’d also heard Vil chatting away about you and saying mean things even when you were around. So he thought that you wouldn’t mind if he did too. You tried getting along with him at one point but he just pushed you away. “Is there something wrong with me that makes you stay away from me? I know that Im nothing like you but I’m trying to make an effort to get along with you!” You cornered him one day in the hall with small tears about to well over. He had almost nothing to say but a small peep “Does me being magicless and from another world disgust you? If it does then just say it already so I can leave you the hell alone and stop wasting my time trying to make an effort!” You demanded “I- no, not at all! I just…” He cleared his throat away of his country accent. “I thought that a kid like you couldn’t go through so many things and not have anything to hold onto yourself, ‘thought it was silly and that everyone and you were bluffin’ so I pushed you away because I thought you were way over yourself before I even got the chance to talk you properly…” he trailed off as you wiped your eyes and looked at him in understanding. Over time you both tried holding conversations to get to know each other and get warmed up so the same mistake doesn’t happen again. (It is hot in my damn room help 😭)

(The ones from diasomnia don’t really know you here)

Sebek 😈: He’d always talk about it was ‘impossible for a child with nothing to their name’ to even do anything in a world where they didn’t belong when he wasn’t stuffing his mouth with praises for Malleus. How ‘Their parents clearly made a mistake in raising them’ because you couldn’t cast a spell in class without needing help or looking at the instructions again. He’d even insult you in front of Malleus when you do someone like walk past their table “That child has no grace when they walk! Even in the presence of my lord himself! Utterly disgusting!” He’d say and the other three wouldn’t really respond because they hardly know you. One day Mr. Crewel had you two paired in a project so you two went to a secluded place to start (I mean he walked away while you followed after him.). “For the hundredth time that species will poison you! Can’t you understand?! Sevens I don’t know how you’re alive when you can’t even memorize stuff like this.” He muttered as he pinched the space between his eyes. You then slammed your fists in the table with tears of Frustration boiling up. “Can’t you understand that I can’t get a grasp of things here?! I’m only (age) and I’m in the (grade) grade! No sebek I cant understand anything because I’m not from here! I’m not supposed to be here making spells or talking to you because I’m supposed to be in a world where I get shut out like you have done to me because of shit like this! I don’t have an identity but only my face as proof of my existence! I don’t care about this project anymore you can blame me all you want I’m leaving.” You concluded before shoving papers in your bag and hastily walking away before he could even speak. After he had complained of what you said to him to Lilia he suggested that he look at it from your view and apologize. So he did. Which earned him nothing more than a smack on the face and a door to his nose. It’s up to you if you forgive him.

[ghostl0re]

this is just for fun this post is not to be taken as a complete reality of his personality. astrology is a hobby for me i study it and read charts for fun so im not an expert. also this post was written based on his chart with NO houses.

(images for mere representation of his energy)

moon (moon tri. mars, moon sext. uranus and neptune, moon tri. pluto; magnetic, attractive, he could be able to read people easily and may want constant change) and mercury (mercury tri. mars; energetic, loves to learn, active) in pisces honestly i can sense it in his interviews. may appear shy. he feels a lot, there was this interview where he said he connected spiritually w Numa...yeah. he's sensitive. VERY. an empath.

venus in aries im not surprised you can actually see it in certain videos with a certain person (iyyk) (venus sq. mars, venus opp. jupiter, venus sq. uranus, neptune; commitment problems, low self-esteem, sweet person regardless) he kinda needs constant stimulation or he'll get bored but when he loves he goes all in and with passion (im not gonna talk about the s3xúal stuff cuz i feel like im crossing a line lol i respect him) if he's not interested in someone believe me YOU'LL KNOW

sun in aries like are we surprised? he's sooo confident also prob very flirty, FUN, a leader, impulsive and definitely energetic (sun opp. jupiter, sun tr. pluto; could have a big ego and is also an influential person, if we read his chart w gemini rising he has sun conj. moon; caring person) let's not forget all that aries chaotic energy like sarcasm, wanting to do everything fast in life, thinking they're always right, being judgemental, optimistic, bursts of energy, wanting attention or getting over things easily, honest AF lol

mars in cancer soo passive-agressive and a protector of those he loves, loyal, moody, sensitive and just nice overall. (mars sq. jupiter, mars opp uranus, neptune; bro gets the work done but could be unpredictable, dramatic, could be one of those people that just loses their shit just chaotic overall, cancer helps A LOT tho)

jupiter in libra popular, charismatic, creative, kind he's great w the arts but i think we already knew that lol he could have a lot of luck in the arts and look at him now, everyone loves him

saturn in aquarius a leader, responsible, secretive, loyal and confident he gets the work done (saturn sq. pluto; he could be stubborn af, face hard challenges, etc. could get dark but also very good cuz it makes him a resilient person)

uranus and neptune in capricorn (generational planets) hard working, determined, responsible, wants success, independent. (uranus conj. neptune, uranus sext. pluto, neptune sext. pluto; strong personality, curious mind, imaginative, could be curious in spiritual topics)

pluto in scorpio (generational planet) remember Bayona used to say Enzo had this mysterious energy? pluto in scorpio could be one of the many reasons (f.e his pisces moon) why he seems mysterious, he could feel a lot since is a water sign, emotional, MAGNETIC but this planet as well as uranus and neptune are more about a whole generation.

lilith in pisces bro he's super and i mean SUPER intuitive, EMPHATIC and creative (he has A LOT of water in his chart) he has a vivid imagination but it also signifies addictions or anxiety (i wont be diving into it tho) lilith in pisces could mean self-sabotage tendencies, excesssive tendencies (in anything), lives in their head, trust issues, escapism and repress their emotions. and that's all because this placement feels A LOT is always connected with everyone and everything.

chiron in leo he has the wound of talent he prob thinks he's not talented enough he actually thought he was gonna get fired many times lmfao

summary: he's very VERY emotional person. i almost drowned looking at his chart, water king. water makes him a super sensitive dude, his fire placements make him more energetic and confident, he's emotional, spontaneous, fun, energetic, down to earth, unpredictable, expressive, ambitious, spiritual, sensitive and impulsive, reads people like a book, he feels deeply, most likely an empath. i would say that the reason he's captivating are his pisces placements (if i knew his birth time this would be so much more detailed) he probably had (or has) anxiety and self-doubt thoughts i see him more of an ambivert kind of person, you can see in his interviews and even in his insta posts how deep and sensitive he is but also his fiery combination, he just seems fun. overall he's a super cool dude i like his energy a lot, he's very magnetic. im gonna say a weird thing but he kinda reminds me of getaway car (yes...the taylor swift song, wanna know the specific part of the song that reminds me more of him? after the bridge, when piano intensifies loll)

note: im not including his north and south node cuz they're more specific depending on the house they land, i would love to know his birth time to get more specific things but alr

[hungharrington]

i would uh.. like to put my own little menace!steve in bed thoughts out here.. they will make ZERO sense and will be all jumbly n gross but it’s like midnight n i have to be up at 6am so BE KIND <3

as someone who is 100% very shy/extra nervous at first, no noise, trying to mask facial expressions and hide parts of my body. this type of reader especially?? oh ho ho

menace!steve doubles as sorta loving!perv!steve. he can and will fantasise abt cumming on ur tummy and move his way up the best he can - still cumming - until he shoots some onto ur boobs as well. on his come down, all out of breath and smiling with his eyes closed, he can’t wait to open em and see ur blushy, shocked little face, and ropes across ur chest, across ur tummy, maybe he even dribbled some across ur pussy cus he didn’t time it right and shot a bit early (no complaints)

menace!steve who is all slow thrusting with his entire body, borderline begging u to take the big shirt off, he wants to see you all bare so bad.. he’s naked and skin on skin would feel so much better for u baby! steve who, when little noises do embarrassingly slip out, he lights up, copies em; he’ll nudge ur nose with his as ur eyes try and screw shut from embarrassment, his own eyebrows knit up in mocking and his pout mirroring the one he saw, all oh did that feel good sweetheart? oh, it felt so good right there, huh? look at me, look at me.. look at me, or im gonna make u cum.. right now.. so close to me, make u cum with my face so close to urs huh? with his hand trailing down towards ur clit threateningly (because the only thing more embarrassing than making noises like what u just made, would be cumming so quick and hard and probably very noticeably lmaoo)

menace!steve who notices that u like him beefy and hairy. imagine him laying in bed while ur getting ready, and he’s shirtless???? with the covers bunched over his hips, n he just busts out some little quip about how he’s been dreaming about u cumming on his chest so bad. wants to make u ride it, but he doesn’t think he’d be able to have ur pussy that close to his mouth without tugging u up onto his tongue. ur stood there with ur hair tie half done, frozen, bc he looks so nonchalant saying that with his huge biceps crossed over his chest.

menace Steve who wants to simultaneously cum inside u, suck it out, sloppily spit it down ur tits and into ur mouth and makeout, JUST AS MUCH as he’d want to cum inside and then not move. breeding kink menace Steve’s brain goes wee-woo-wee-woo empty when he sees u eyeing his cock when it leaks pre-cum. the man just cannot have his dick in ur mouth, he’s so serious he wants to make every drop count, but he also makes u want it so bad that whenever he gets the vibe that u just need it/need him, u come back into whatever room ur in to see him stripping. he’s so fucking coy abt it too, just shrugs and waves his hands for a second like duhh?? get with the program..

LMAOOO out of left field, but menace!steve who maybe does smthn mundane, like ur pipe breaks (i am NOT a plumber I don’t know what im talking abt), but while he’s down there, laid with his head in the cabinet tinkering around, he tries to role play a ‘oh no my pipes burst and oh? hunky plumber man came to fix it!’ porno scenario. but he doesn’t tell u. just works himself up and lets himself get so noticeably hard that ur like.. are u alright stevie?? n he just has to tell u to pls for the love of god ride him like he’s just some maintenance guy n ur just a hot babe who needs some good dick. take it from him - he’ll keep working (n if it’s a reader who like previously mentioned, isn’t at that point yet.. yea icl I’d do it. don’t judge me but if he’s all sighing and giving up like honey PLEASE take my dick out.. yeah 🫶)

menace!stevie who at every inconvenience, when his little princess is huffing and puffing abt something, rolls his eyes, tugs her under him like god okay babe, i hear you, u need eating out okayy i get it, need to let me kiss u down there for a bit as if he wasn’t the only one out of the two of u thinking that, but boy menace!steve?? can make an excuse out of ANYTHING. oh they gave u crinkle cut fries instead of french? his eyebrows raise as he sighs all dramatic, fully prepared to try n finger u in the diner booth. the dress ur trying on in the changing room doesn’t fit like u wish it would? he’s clicking his tongue, caressing ur hair back just to bend u over infront of the mirror, raring to go and dry hump. the reason??? he’s is. a menace. and kinda bitchy. but it fits.

(also, when ur making out and straddling him, he’d definitely break away, massive grin, just to tease u abt how he can feel that, yknow?? FEEL WHAT??? yknow.. ur heartbeat, baby? the grin is still there, head tilted down to look at u through his lashes. manhandles ur hips harder into his lap and u finally get what he means)

I WAS ALREADY SAVIN UR OTHER ASK TO COME BACK TO BUT HOLY FUCK I CANT ADD ANYTHING TO TOP ANY OF THIS

i’m also a no noise & quiet, ‘can i keep my shirt’ on babe and this felt like a direct ATTACK. steve trying to make his plumber porn fantasy to come true is peak steve 😭 and i would fucking indeed. get his dick out and ride it while he fixed my pipes :)

[yn-bishop]

‘Fuck You’ Flowers

Kate Bishop x Fem!Reader

Prompt: Y/n owns a flowershop and one day Kate comes in. Kate slaps 20 bucks onto the counter and then asks How do I passive-aggressively say fuck you in flower? and Y/n bursts out laughing before making a bouquet for Kate.

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As Y/n was laying out the new stock of flowers in her shop, she hears the ding of the little bell above the door that indicates there's a customer. She walks behind the counter just as a girl with black hair slams a $20 bill in front of her.

"How do I passive aggressively say fuck you in flowers?"

The taller woman asks with a serious look on her face, looking towards the shop owner.

Y/n stares back at her in surprise before bursting out into melodic laughter that makes the taller girls heart beat faster.

"Flowers aren't really a fuck you kind of gift but I'll see what I can do"

Y/n replies before walking towards some flowers and gathering them into her hands.

"Is that your dog?"

She asks as she walks towards some more flowers.

"Uh, kind of. I mean, he's mine now but he wasn't always mine. I found him"

The girl replies as she leans down to pet the dog.

"What are your names?"

Y/n asks with a polite smile as she fixes the bouquet to give the girl.

"I'm Kate and he's Lucky. Or pizza dog. He responds to either one"

Kate replies as she takes the flowers from the girls hands.

"So who are you trying to say fuck you to?"

"My mom. I had an unfortunate incident with a bell tower and a bow and arrow and now she's pissed at me. So I'm giving her an apology gift to get her off my back"

Kate sighs out before looking at her watch.

"Oh shoot, I'm gonna be late. Thanks for the flowers!

Kate yells to the younger girl as she runs out the door, leaving Y/n smiling to herself.

A few days after that encounter, the black haired girl finds herself talking to Clint.

"She was just so beautiful, Clint! And she didn't even make fun of me for asking for 'fuck you' flowers. Should I go back in there and ask for 'ask out' flowers or something? But then she might think I want to ask someone else out and-"

"You know, a normal girl would just tell the girl she likes her"

Clint cuts off the young girls rambling with a sigh.

"I can't do that. What if she has a girlfriend? You're like 60 Clint. You know nothing about this"

Kate replies as her mind wanders back to the shorter woman.

"Oh, hi! Did the flowers work?"

Y/n asks as the black haired girl walks in her store again.

"Yeah, I actually need some more. Not fuck you ones this time. I actually need ask out flowers. For you. Im not sure if that was obvious but-"

Kate's cut off when she feels Y/n's hand go on top of hers.

"Kate, I would love to go out with you"

"Really? Great! Tomorrow then? I'll pick you up from here at 5. See you then!"

She says as she runs out the door.

"Did you still want the flowers?!"

Y/n yells to her but receives no answer. She smiles as she watches the door.

4 years later Y/n wakes to the feeling of  familiar fingers running softly up and down her arm.

"Kate? What's wrong?"

She mumbles as she opens her eyes to see her girlfriend.

"Nothing. I'm just so happy. And I have something for you"

Kate sits up and reaches for something under the bed, holding it in front of her.

"What is this?"

Y/n asks with wide eyes, looking at the flowers in front of her with a sign taped to them reading 'marry me?'.

"I was gonna get them from your shop but you know I only ever buy flowers for you so you would've known something was going on and-"

Kate's cut off by her girlfriends lips being pressed against hers.

"Yes. Of course I'll marry you"

Y/n tells her as she wraps her arms around Kate with a wide smile.

"You will? I'm so happy. I can't wait to marry you"

Kate replies as she pulls Y/n in for another kiss.

"I can't wait either"

Y/n mumbles against her fiancés lips.

[mediocre-quill-ink]

The mercs dating reader with noise sensitivity

I'm autistic with noise sensitivity. Most of my overstimulation comes from multiple people talking at once, yelling, fireworks, sirens, etc. I just wanted to write some of my favorite mercs reacting to reader who has noise sensitivity. Not all of these will be romantic because I don't feel that for some of them, but oh well. I'm writing this for myself anyway.

Content: negative stimming, more autistic medic. Scout is trying. Blood and gore warning for medics section. Sorry some parts are longer than others. Also I left out pyro and heavy, I'm sorry I just don't know how to write them.

Scout:

He's a loud guy. He's has little volume control. A very bousty fella. But that's until he met you. I'm not gonna lie to you and say he's quit being a routy guy, but he tries to. Oftentimes, he'll catch himself shouting or arguing with someone, but then he looks over to see you overwhelmed, squeezing your eyes shut, covering your ears, slimming, etc, and immediately tries to quiet down. He'll try to get close to you and ask if you're alright and apologize.

"Oh shit. Babes, are you alright? I got too loud again, didn't I? I'm sorry. Hold on." He'll give you a quick hug and kiss and then take the person he's arguing with to another room and try to "quietly" solve the situation. Aka cut out the yelling and skip to the fighting. You'll even hear him occasionally im the other room shouting, "I said, keep it down, chump!" He'll come back all bruised, and if you're still having trouble calming down, he'll take you somewhere more private and try to help you relax. Blankets, music, TV, etc. He's not great and volume control, but he's trying.

Medic:

He's one of the quieter mercs. Usually, writing or spending time in his lab fittling with whatever experiment he has. Aside from the occasional burst of God complexual claims or mad laughter or loud singing, he's pretty chill. But one thing that's incredibly grating, the sounds of his equipment. is easy to get overwhelmed by. So many drills and saws vurring. It's incredibly overwhelming and scary. You like to hang out in his lab alot, you two can talk while he works, and it's a great system. Especially, with how lonely he gets in the lab by himself. Your usually fine when he uses scopuples and other fairly silent tools, but when he pulls out the machine powered equipment, it's overwhelming. You can usually handle it through vigorous stimming.

One time, you two were talking, medic was busy with surgery, so he couldn't look at you too often. He pulled out the saw blade and began to wistfully cut through bone while continuing your conversion. You start stimming, trying to keep up with the conversation, but it's hard. Eventually, he turns his head to see your reaction to whatever he was talking about. And he sees you graiting your teeth, shaking your hands (or whatever you do) and asks, "Are you alright?" "Yeah I'm just a bit... overwhelmed." "Why?" "The saws. I don't like the sound." "Ohh. I see." He turns it off and abandons the body, walking up to you, covered in blood. "We certainly can't have that. Is there anything I can do to help?" "I'd like to drink some tea and watch (insert comfort show) if that's alright." "Of corse mein liebling." You'll both be half sitting, half laying down, and he'll do or get you whatever you need. "I'm sorry for asking so much, ludwig." You'd say after he's handed you your second cup of tea. "It's no problem, liebling. I get problems like that, too." You take the cup and he sits down next to you,"less so about volume and more about too much happening at once. Usually, when it's multiple people talking at once, reading and listening to any music with lyrics. Textures aren't any better, too." "Huh" you reply. "Thanks for telling me, I'll keep that mind."

Spy:

He's omw of the quietest of the mercs. Usually loud if he's trying to grab the attention of the rest of the team, but aside from that, he's quiet. It's his job, after all. Even in his stride, his breath, the sipping of his drinks are very soft. More normally than not, he's not the one inflicting the noise issues. Not to say it doesn't happen. Often, when he's scolding another merc. He'll lose his temper at Scout or soldier, and you happen to be walking into the room while it's happening.

"How many times do I have to tell you?? Grenades are NOT toys! You can't just toss them around as a prank!" His gaze quickly flashes over to you, trying to quickly cross through the room to get to where you need to, covering your ears. He face palms, dragging his fingers down his face and grumbles. Shit. He thinks. "Boys, I'll continue this conversation later. Don't be idiots." And quickly shoves past them. He doesn't rush to you. Quite the opposite. Slow strides. He tries to make it look like he casually bumped into you, but you both know that's false. Not that you mind. "Hello, y/n. Sorry about earlier." You shrig and give him a "it's alright." He knows you're fine now. The interaction wasn't very long, so you should be fine for the most part and are more than competent to deal with it yourself if there is still a problem. But he loves any excuse to pamper you. "That may be so, but I still owe you some form of apology." You chuckle, "Oh? And what may that be?" "Perhaps some... private time?" "Really? And in what way are you suggesting?" "Any way you'd like, ma colombe." He smiled back. God, he's to smoothe. Suddenly, an explosion is heard at the other end of the base, followed by scout and soldier laughing. You see, spy Rev up to scream, but he stops mid breath. Slowly letting out the air in his lungs as he pinches the bridge of his nose. "crétins" he whispers. He takes a moment to calm before speaking to you "let's go, shall we?" You both cuddle in his smoking lounge in front of the fire, sipping on your favorite drinks and peacefully talk about your days.

engineer:

he's one of the sweetest ones out there. Let me just tell you right now. whatever you are most comfortable with, he'll go all out keeping you alright. he always keeps his voice down around you, never raises his tone, he always senses when something is wrong immediately. one issue, though, is the sound of... engineering. normally able to handle smaller sounds like wrenches, but the fact is when he's welding or using other power tools, it gets overwhelming. he usually insists on you leaving before he starts up work, but once or twice, he forgot. lost in conversation with you while setting up shop absent mindedly. he didn't realize till he looked up and saw you fidgeting your fingers and clenching your jaw. he almost immediately turned off the tool and started apologizing. "I'm so sorry, pumpkin. how ya doin'?" You tell him you're fine. didn't last too long. it'll take a couple of minutes for your nerves to go down, but you're fine. Because he knows you can handle it on your own, he kisses you on the cheek and told you he'd be out as soon as he's done. if it was a bigger reaction or longer run time on the noise, he'd immediately pack up shop and ask if you want his assistance.

i feel like he's less pushy about taking care of you. of course he does but he also has a lot of faith in you taking care of yourself. i mean they all do its just. with dell its easier to see. he worries he's to much of a nag tbh but he cares about you deeply. if you ever want or need him for calming down he's immediately on it.

demo

he's a loud dude .probably one of the loudest in the group. but he manages to keep quiet around you mostly. it takes him quite a bit to getting used to volume control tbh. i imagine he's kinda similar to scout in this scenario. he's trying. he keeps forgetting but he's trying and he immediately apologizes every time. also similar to scout when he does remember and some ones being loud he's gonna beat their ass lmao. "oi, bloke! me partner don't do well with volume keep it down!" he declares while shouting. he remembers when other people are doing it but is completely unaware when he's loud. just have patience he'll get it eventually lmao

soldier

oh boy.

there's no denying he's the loudest of the group. he doesn't even know he's screaming most of the time, it's just become how he speaks, so when he starts dating someone who's practically allergic to loud noise, he sweats bullets in realization he immediately thinks "I'm gonna be a shit boyfriend." he takes a while to quiet down for sure. again, no grasp on volume control, but he feels so bad about it it.

he'll say the sweetest things to you while shouting and you're trying to listen and show appreciation but its volume it to grating. he sees how you respond he he just panics "IM SORRY CADET" and your forcing a smile and telling him its alright but he sees your still fidgiting and stimming and goes "IM STILL YELLING ARNT I?" you nod trying to keep calm. "IM SORRY" and then he panics and walks off. i feel like there was a moment after that he just tried to avoid you. he didnt like that feeling of being the cause of harm to the person he loved. it made you worry after a while. after days of him completly avoiding you you confront him. about why hes been acting so strange. he hands you a letter stating hes sorry. hes worried to talk to you cause he dosnt want to hurt you. There's gonna be a good bit in your relationship where he communicates to you strictly through pen and paper lmao

Sniper

You never have issues with him being loud. He always has his voice at a neutral tone, he's very patient and understanding when you get overstimulated. He's not the issue here. Bless him. It's the guns. Guns are kinda his whole thing. He knows not to use them around you, but there's been a few times you drove to the shooting range to drop off lunch cause he forgot to pack, and it was just incredibly jarring and overwhelming. When he eventually spotted you he came over as soon as he could and checked if you're alright.

"Thanks for coming over, love. Sorry about the noise, you alright?" You nod handing him the lunch. "I'm fine. Feeling a bit anxious and probably a little irritable but I'll recover enough soon." He fidgited with his hat before responding "d' ya want to hang out with me for a little bit? The scenery should help." "Yes, I'd like that."

[minthara]

really long personal answer to an anon i got. trigger warnings in the tags.

First of all i wanna apologise to everyone who follows me for the last few days lmao, but i feel like if i dont post about it im literally gonna kill myself. I need somewhere to write down my thoughts because i feel bad always going to the same 2 friends i still have and complain about the same situation again and again about a dude they dont even know that well.

Thank you so much for ur message really, and sorry if im gonna take it as another excuse to write down all my thoughts, but i think it will really help me.

So the pathetic thing. I didnt ever post about this and in real life i think only like. 3 people knew. But after we broke up i begged him for months to take me back. It really was pathetic. And when he called me pathetic i think he was just very very hurt, because that was the second time i broke up with him (just a few weeks ago). It was in the sense of me begging him for so long just to break up again a few months later. I feel fucking stupid even writing this. I spent about 10k euros trying to get away from him, it fucked up my life so massively that i lost a job i really loved over it.

And now my new job is about 5 minutes away from our old apartment and i think thats a huge reason why i cant get over it. Every day i walk past restaurants, the supermarkets, anything we went to together. I had to buy snacks for work today and just burst into tears in the fucking supermarket because we used to go there together. The people at work are always so appreciative bc i know the area so well but they dont know how much it fucking hurts me and its so stupid like. Should i just avoid that part of town forever??? No fucking get over it bitch like wtf its a fucking supermarket.

And it also hurts because i know i wasnt always perfect and there were many times i was super mean to him. But at a point i couldnt deal with his ADHD anymore and that sounds so shitty but im a super organised person to the point where sometimes i wonder if thers anything ocd related but i dont think so. In my head i swap between i have ocd, i have adhd, i have borderline, i have autism  - i have no idea whats wrong with me, but the way i feel cant be normal. I know this because the way i behave isnt normal, i know i can come across as really strange, i cant judge social situations well and often dont know how to behave. But i constantly criticised him for symptoms of his mental illnesss.

But i never physically hurt him, and that was the last straw for me, why i left. I dont know how u can do that to a person you love.

And im just mourning the life i thought i was going to have so, so, so much. I know on tumblr ppl somehow think youre brainwashed when you want a traditional marriage and kids and stuff, but i really thought that was going to happen in the next 2 / 3 years, thats how i planned my life since i was fucking 21 and i met him. And now im almost 27, and i cant even go on dates because i cannot bear talking to new people because all i want is a clone of him but better.

I know i will look back at this and think “u cried about THAT guy???” in a few years, because thats how its always been in my life lol (except for one relationship, but were still really really best friends). I always think afterwards i will never love someone that much again. But it hits so much harder because it was such a serious relationship lol i really wanted to marry him. Sobs lol.

[marvins-linguinie]

roommates au anyone??

steve walks into the apartment and hears some commotion coming from the kitchen.

of course, he has to investigate, then finds eddie, and the rest of hellfire, playing d&d on the kitchen table

steve: couldn't you guys go anywhere else?

eddie: oh. hey, you're home. how was your day?

dustin: sh!

steve, completely ignoring dustin: it was good. nance picked robin up, so i didn't have to drive her home.

dustin: SHHH

steve: also, i need to tell you something after your ga-

dustin: SHUT UP, STEVE.

steve: henderson, you do realize that i live here, right?

will: be quiet, please! im trying to focus!

dustin: ha! see? even will agrees.

will: that means you too, dustin.

dustin:

eddie mouths something along the lines of 'you can tell me later'

steve sighs, and walks to his bedroom, kicking off his shoes, and laying down.

he pushes his glasses up, and continues to read his book.

after the laughs and arguments quiet down, eddie sits on the foot of the bed.

eddie: they left.

steve: m'kay.

eddie: i know they can be a little...

steve: extra? i've known these kids for about 4 years. trust me, i know

eddie: well, i was going to say much, but yeah, extra sums it up pretty well. if you don't want me to host hellfire here again-

steve: it's fine.

eddie: okay, good, because i was going to do it either way.

steve glances up at eddie, seeing a soft smile.

they make eye contact.

eddie: im... gonna go to bed. long day, you know?

steve: ...yeah. night.

eddie: wait, what were you gonna tell me?

steve [internally screaming because he thought eddie forgot]: nothing

eddie: what's going on?

steve: don't worry about it.

eddie: come on, harrington. share with the class.

steve: it's not important.

eddie, quietly: steve... did you murder someone

steve: wh- no! i didn't murder anyone.

eddie: tax fraud?

steve: no?

eddie: insurance fraud?

steve: I DIDN'T COMMIT A CRIME, MUNSON

eddie: okay, then what did you do?

robin gave steve a note to hand to eddie -that is, if he couldn't tell eddie- so, Steve pulls it out of his pocket, and hands it to eddie.

eddie starts to unravel it, but steve stops him.

steve: go to your room, and think it over. talk to me in the morning.

eddie? he's terrified of what the contents of the folded up note he's holding.

eddie walks to his room, quietly shutting the door behind him.

could steve be moving out? but, why would he not just tell him?

eddie stares at the paper for a few seconds, before slowly unfolding it.

"so, im guessing steve didn't tell you. this was a last resort type of thing. i don't know how or why he stringed me into this, but here we go. 1: steve is madly in love with you. he won't shut up. even at work, 'eddie this' and 'eddie that' like a middle schooler with a crush. now, as my duty as steve's best friend, i am going to get very serious. if you hurt Steve, emotionally or physically, i will hurt you. no, i will do more than hurt you. i will be wanted for murder. of course, you probably have some questions, so i'll answer them for you. he's had this stupid crush on you since the upside down. no, this is not a joke, or humorous in any way, shape, or form. it's getting annoying listening to your name because i've heard it so many times. as im writing this, steve is pacing in front of me, on the verge of tears. that's not normal for him. have you brainwashed him or something? anyway, you're entitled to your own assumptions, but by the way your face lights up at the sight of steve, im going to assume that you feel the same. - robin

p.s. don't let steve read this. he would probably kill me."

eddie's eyes start to water

how can steve like him? out of all people, eddie 'the freak' munson?

let's just say, neither steve or eddie slept that night.

early in the morning, right after the sun came up, eddie bursts out of his room

he can't find steve.

suddenly, steve walks through the front door, with sweat dripping off of his forehead.

steve: so... did you read it?

eddie:

steve: what uh... what do you think?

eddie: steve harrington has a crush on me? eddie munson? local freak?

steve: you aren't a freak.

eddie: okay, but you aren't denying it.

steve: just, tell me what you think

eddie: ..okay. it really wasn't noticable. like you hid it very well, so im impressed. i have half a mind to kiss you right now, but i think you want to talk about it first.

steve:

eddie: so, as a formal compliment, steve harrington, yes. i accept your offer.

steve: you can kiss me now.

after that day, eddie cherished that letter with his entire heart.

he placed it in a frame and hung it up in their living room.

and whenever someone would ask "what's that?" eddie would explain how steve made robin write a love letter for him.

[quodekash]

CONTINUING EPISODE 5

sorry bro, she's into women

which is totally fair, have you SEEN women????

she's AGGRESSIVELY trying to communicate her love of women with him

HES SO JEALOUS THIS IS HILARIOUS

(its reminding me of sound getting really angry when pat suggests that tiw might like win)

(I PHYSICALLY CANNOT STOP TALKING ABOUT THE SATANG AND PERTH SIBLINGS AGENDA, IM SORRY (im not sorry))

IT'S SO CUTE OH MY GOSH

I LOVE

LMAO

NICE ONE

OML

IM WHEEZING

I THINK HE DREW HIM AS HANDSOME SQUIDWARD

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER SEEN

IM DYING

THE RESEMBLANCE IS UNCANNY

OML ITS 1 IN THE MORNING I NEED TO BE QUIET AND NOT WAKE EVERYONE UP BUT IM LAUGHING SO HARD

it's been over three minutes straight of me just laughing at this

im losing my mind

EVERY TIME I THINK IVE CALMED DOWN, I OPEN UP THE YOUTUBE TAB AGAIN, AND THEN IT BRINGS ANOTHER BURST OF LAUGHTER

I quite literally laughed about the handsome squidward drawing for nearly 5 whole minutes

OH MY GOODNESS

AND HE GETS A BASKETBALL THROWN AT HIM????

ARE WE ABOUT TO GET GUYNAWA CONTENT AS WELL???

WHEN I THOUGHT THIS EPISODE COULDNT GET ANY BETTER OMG

THEY ARE FLIRTING

TAKE NOTES, GUYS, THIS IS FLIRTING

i... have never been flirted with before. nor have I ever flirted with someone before. (at least to my knowledge)

BUT THEYRE FLIRTING GUYS THYERE FLIRTING

oh you wanna make out with him so bad

THEYRE FLIRTING SO HARD

THEYRE JUST TRYNA GET EACH OTHER'S ATTENTION

JUST MAKE OUT GUYS, ITLL BE A MORE PRODUCTIVE USE OF YOUR TIME

PO4ENKWGOPILVJWENJKGSVOJW3E4HIBSJGJPOINVOP4JWEOPINSGD

THEY SHOOK HANDS

THEIR HANDS ARE HOLDING EACH OTHER

ALSO: THEY HAVE TO BE NICE TO EACH OTHER FOR AT LEAST A WHILE

AND THEN THEYRE GONNA GET USED TO BEING NICE TO EACH OTHER WITH THE FRIENDLY BANTER THROWN IN THERE FOR SPICE

AND THEN THEYRE GONNA MAKE OUT OR SMTH

WOAH

W O A H

WOAH BUDDY

I COULD FEEL THE SEXUAL TENSION OF THAT THROUGH THE SCREEN

they just need to slap their bodies against each other (clothes optional)

THE HEAD TILT

HES SO ATTENTIVE

LOOK AT THE LONGING LOVING STARE

I have no idea who this is.

but I am very much in love with her

the amount that he cares about him is literally insane and its making me insane

THE LOCKS

OH MY GOODNESS

aw nooo sailom is sad bc he knows kang likes pimfah :(

WHAT DOES HE NEED TO DO

IS HE GONNA PUT UP HIS OWN LOCK???

IS HE GONNA PUT UP HIS OWN LOCK AND ITLL BE LIKE LOCKED WITH SAILOMS OR SMTH?????

OMG OR MAYBE

MAYBE HE'S GONNA TRIP OVER IN THE ENGINEERING SQUARE THINGY

oh :(

but the sad piano music is playing and its showing sailom's face

im wanting to think that sailom's gonna turn around bc he's sad, and as soon as he starts walking away, kang's gonna suddenly have a realisation and he'll change his mind and he'll put the lock with sailom's, but im definitely delusional

what.

hang on

im so confused right now

she... likes sailom?

what?????

I-

wh

what????

I wasn't expecting a love triangle like this???

IM LITERALLY SO CONFUSED WHAT IS GOING ON

GIVE ME ANSWERS BITCH

dude.

DUDE.

D U D E

THE WAY THAT YOU'RE LOOKING AT HIM RN??????

ITS MAKING ME EVEN MORE CONFUSED

D U D E

YOU'RE FOCUSSING SO MUCH ON HIS LIPS THERE HAD TO BE A ZOOM IN SHOT

THERE IS NO HETERO EXPLANATION

I WAS SO SURE KANG WOULD REALISE HIS FEELINGS TODAY BUT ITS JUST GOTTEN SO BLINDINGLY OBVIOUS TO EVERYONE EXCEPT HIM

O K A Y

OKAYOKAYOKAYOKAYOKAYOKAY

OKAY

ITS ALL GOOD

THANK GOODNESS

SO HE'S GONNA *PROPERLY* REALISE HIS FEELINGS NEXT WEEK AND HES GONNA DANCE AROUND TELLING HIM FOR THE ENTIRE EPISODE AND THEN THEYRE GONNA KISS AT THE END GJREKDBG I CANT WAIT

im so proud of myself for being right about that. I predicted that they're gonna kiss next week. im so freaking awesome

in other news: I am not okay

IN OTHER OTHER NEWS: IT'S ONLY 1:45AM TODAY AND IVE ALREADY FINISHED, IM DOING BETTER THAN I DID LAST WEEK

goodnight folks, and keep breathing drts

peace out ✌️

[hermanunworthy]

!DNDADS S2 EP44 SPOILERS!

aTONYment??? what does pepperoni tony have to so w this. oh my god are they gonna visit him in heaven or something. wtf is happening. guess i gotta listen and find out (im scared)

- BETH PLAYING AS NPC BETH MAY

- "ron... what ARE we?" WTF IS HAPPENINGGG

- ROGUE TAYLOR??????

- MORE GOOFY FREDDIE NUMBERS IM EXCITED

- NO NO DONT SAY THE LINCOLN FACT AS LINCOLN THATS GONNA MAKE ME SAD

- WILL IS SO SILLY i love that man

- i like the energy at the start of this one its fun

- wait is anthony doing a regular dad fact

- ANTHONY. 😭

- FREDDIE DEATH SOUND MY BELOVED

- DID LINCOLN JUST CALL HIS GRANDPA ZADDY. NEVER AGAIN

- "i had more fun in the other place" GREASE CAR FLASHBACKS.

- OMG EARLY HERMIE APPEARANCE (i choked on my food)

- "no! we cant! my scene partner!" they are so besties (worsties)

- "MY FUTURE LIFE PARTNER" HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK OAKWORTHY CRUMBS. OH M GOD . FUTURE LIFE PARTNER.

- MEATBALL SCARY

- TERRY JR SOON. GUYS

- oh wow beth hasnt cast unseen servant since. goth

- ANTHONYS BABY VOICE

- so lincoln is looking for the eleanor shellstrop okay (this whole heaven/hell stuff has just constantly been reminding me of tgp)

- "he looks up at them asianly" has the same energy as the "cries in spanish" meme

- FREDDIES LITTLE SONG HAS ME SCREAMINGGGG

- ARE TJEY ACTUALLY GONNA FIND TONY. OH MY GOD

- WOW ALL U GUYS THAT WERE JUST TELLING ME HOW U MISS PEPPERONI TONY. HOW ARE YALL FEELING

- SCARY HAS A CHANCE TO APOLOGIZE.

- 4:30 MILE IS ACTUALLY INSANE. MATT.

- HOW DID WILL FORGET THAT SOCCER IS LINKS WHOLE THING

- GOD LINK CALLING NORMAL OUTTT

- HERMIE. FUCK OFFFFF

- SPARROW OFFERING NORMAL A HUG????

- FUUUUUCK. NORMAL

- help i would like to interrupt for just a sec to say that in the middle of the episode just now i got hired at spirit halloween. dndads reference GAKDJD

- TONY WAS WAITING FOR MARGARITA WAAAAA

- SCARY SOUNDS SO NERVOUS NOBODY HMU

- IM GONNA CRY. I CANT DO THIS

- PLZZZZ LET THEM SEE MARGARITA AGAIN PLZZZ

- SCARY WHY WOULD U ASK IF IT HURT :[[

- WHAT IS THE VIBE OF THIS SCENE. HELP

- NOOOO I NEED SCARY AND MARGARITA TO INTERACT AGAIN. THEY ARE GFS

- SCARY CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT....

- THEY ARE BEING SO AWFUL TO NORMAL. QUIT IT

- SCARYS TALKING ABOUT TERRY. END ME

- "he never knew me when i was someone to be proud of" OOOUGHGHHH

- IF THAT FUCKING SWORD GOT INTO HERMIES HANDS. THEY WOULD BE UNSTOPPABLE

- NORMAL. BURIES MY HEAD IN THE FUCKING DIRT

- ooo normal dragging the sword would make cool fanart

- i honestly love salty normal but it also makes me really sad

- SCARY DIDNT INCLUDE HERMIE AMONG HER SPOUSES????

- TY WILL FOR REMEMBERING NICKY

- TAYLOR DEFENDING HIS DAD AWWW

- WTF IS THIS FIGHT???? HELLO??

- IS NORMAL FINALLY SNAPPING. IS THIS HAPPENING

- "I AM JEALOUS I DONT HAVE ANY COOL DYNAMICS W ANYBODY!!!" FUUUUUUCKK

- i cant do this i feel sick im SICK

- "why are they arguing i thought they liked each other" WHAT IF I BURST INTO TEARS RN.

- THE NORMAL ANGST IN THIS EPISODE IS TOOOO MUCH FOR ME

- NORMAL PUT THE MASCOT COSTUME BACK ON. FUCK. FUCK

- "ME AND MY THREE BEST FRIENDS AND MY FUTURE BOYFRIEND" GUYS. GUYS I CANNOT DO THIS

- THESE KIDS ARE SOOOO TRAUMATIZED WHAT THE HELLLL

- OH RON WAS IN SCARYS POCKET

- TERRY IS IN THE "PLANES OF MISERY"????

- "maybe he saw what u could be" BETH.....

- LINKS TRYING TO TALK TO NORMAL AGAIN PLZ END MY SUFFERING

- TERRY AND GLENN ARE FUCKING FIGHTING EACH OTHER????? WHATTTT

- OH NEXT EPISODE IS GONNA BE WIIIIIILD DUUUDE

[bbyquokka]

ok so bestie i have thots about your man... sungie shaking and whimpering underneath reader as their fingers massages his prostate, their free hand traces over his body and cock making him lose his mind as he just needs to be as close as he can to them and i- just yeah *groans weakly* goodbye

BESTIE. IM SO EXCITED FOR HIS. MY HEART IS GONNA BURST AND I HAVE BUTTERFLIES IN MY BELLY, PLUS YOU CALLED HIM ‘MY MAN’ ANXJJWNEIS *dead* 🥴😶‍🌫️ i many have gone a lil ott with this, ops

SMUT UNDER CUT – MDNI

warnings: anal fingering, sub!jisung, dom!reader, gn!reader, slight handjob, dirty talk, slight nipple play, sub-space jisung (?)

“p-please... ” jisung trembles beneath you, his lips parted as heavy pants leave his lips. his gaze fixated on you, eyelids hooded. his eyes glassy with lust and need, silently begging for so much more than you're giving him.

you ignore his silent begs. why? because it's more fun.

his back flush against a mattress, a mattress that doesn't belong to him nor you. his jeans and underwear in a pile on the floor, his dress shirt open showing off his milky skin and perky nipples.

the sounds of your fingers behind driven in and out of his puckered and wet hole ringing in your ears as his moans and begs sets your nerve endings on fire.

“you're so cute, sungie. can you hear that?” you pause, the sounds of his wet hole making him feel embarrassed as he flushes a bright red. “that's how you sound for me, i love it sungie, i love it so much!”

“i want more. please y/n, please give me more.” his bottom lip trembles, back arching as tears spill from the corner of his eyes as you hit his prostate with your fingers.

“what more could you possibly want, darling?” you coo, your free hand roaming his hot, milky skin. your fingertips brush against his perky and swollen nipples, making him whimper. you take the swollen nub between your fingers, rolling and tugging on it.

“you. i need you... oh gosh, please!” broken sobs escape his lips.

“shh sungie.” you chuckle softly “don't want the others hearing you now do we?” you pause. “however, imagine if Changbin walked in, or Seungmin. Oh! how about Minho.”

Jisung's eyes widen at the thought of his closest friend walking in on you two doing something so sinful. to have Minho walk in to see jisung in such a compromising position, your fingers curled deep inside his greedy hole, fucking him into oblivion.

you feel his hole clench around your fingers, a low chuckle emitting from your throat.

“you'd like that, wouldn't you sungie? to have your closest friend seeing you like this. not only are we doing this in his home, but on his bed as well. you're so lewd and dirty, sungie.”

“i–”

“are you my dirty boy? do you like having your greedy hole fingered in someone else's home?” your fingers gently brush up and down his length, lightly tracing his veins. he whimpers, cock twitching from your feather like touch.

“yes. i-im your dirty boy.” he whimpers, pre-cum seeping from the slit of his angry cockhead.

“does it excite you even more knowing that someone could walk in on us at any minute?”

“yes.” he answers with no hesitation, his swollen bottom lip caught between his teeth.

“would you want said person to join in with us?” you smirking, already knowing his answer. as expected, he nods. “of course you do. because you're a greedy boy who wants nothing more than to have his tight hole stuff full.”

“y/n! please, i-i can't.... i need you so so bad! please, I'll do anything!” broken sobs escape his lips, a sigh of relief as you wrap your hand around the base of his cock, slowly pumping him in time with the thrust of your fingers.

his body becomes overwhelmed with pleasure, nerve endings on fire. nothing but broken sobs and whimpers leaving his lips, your name being mixed in. his head turning foggy, body limp from the overwhelming pleasure he feels. dizzy and high on lust and adrenaline - you're the only thing he's able to focus on

“my beautiful, needy Sungie. I'm going to make a mess out of you.”

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[0nlythrowharrybeaux]

Girl, please do 7!! Im dying

Y/N and Harry had become friends since the early days in his career. They just had a lot of the same interests and their personalities meshed well, and as they both came up in their fame it was nice to have someone who had been there since the beginning. He was proud of them because he hadn't changed and neither had she. This was why when they had time off that coincided they were able to go do things together on the DL. Sure, fans would spot them and things, but with some smiles and pleads those photos never really surfaced on the internet and their little bubble stayed intact.

On this particularly hot summer day they found themselves on a big yacht with a few other friends near the shores of Tuscany. The day was nice and peaceful as they had some champagne and kept consuming fruits (as if there were no other food options available to them). They were currently laying on their tummies, getting some sun in, when Y/N kept hearing Harry huffing. She giggled as he whined yet again.

"What's going on over there?" she asked nestling further into her arms.

"My hair keeps tickling at my ear, s'fucking annoying." he grumbled and she hummed.

"Want my scrunchy?" she asked as she pushed herself up from beside him. The chaise they were on was big and they both fit side by side quite comfortably.

"S'fine. Then your hair's gonna be all over the place." he said, still buried in the plush material and she tutted and just sat up and tugged the velvet scrunchy out of her hair.

"It's OK, I've got an extra in my tote." she assured. Harry felt her scoot closer and soon her gentle fingers were combing through his hair.

"Sorry, gonna tug a bit, there's a knot." she warned him and he hummed. She combed her fingers through the longer curly tendrils at the crown of his head a couple more times before she tied them around securely with the scrunchy. It was just a baby little messy bun on his head, like a little sprout and she smiled before rolling back onto her stomach and blindly reaching for her tote and searching around before finding her spare scrunchy and once again, she sat up and threw her hair up as well.

"Thanks, sweets." he mumbled lazily.

"Of course, my little honey bun." she said as she reached over and gently pinched at his hip and he squawked and immediately drew away.

"Stoooop, you know I'm ticklish." he huffed through a laugh and she grinned.

"Exactly the point." she hummed and took him in before she laid back down.

His face was hidden within his arms, but even if she couldn't see his gorgeous smile she could see how defined and fit he was. She knew that he'd signed a marvel movie deal, he'd actually called her about it right away and of course swore her to secrecy because no one should even know, but he wanted her to know so that he could talk about it to someone. And well, they were kicking his ass in the gym to prep, but he never complained about it, would just send her progress pictures every now and again. Every part of him was gorgeous, especially inside, where it truly counted.

"You tired?" she asked, he was particularly lazy and quiet.

"Mhmmm. Couldn't sleep well for some reason." he grumbled, his words a bit muffled from his face still being buried in the chaise.

"I'm sorry." she responded as she let her fingers graze against his shoulders gently, she saw as goosebumps burst at his skin.

"Feels nice." he hummed, "Please, don't stop." he drawled out and she smiled.

"OK, I won't just get some rest."

"Wake me when I need to flip?" he asked.

"Yeah, H. I will." He dozed off almost immediately and nearly fifteen minutes later he felt her smoothing what he assumed to be sunscreen down his back, his neck, and the backs of his arms, "Time to flip." she said and he groaned and stretched before rolling over onto his back and sighing loudly as he glanced over to her. She was re-doing her messy up-do. She was so pretty. "Can you do me a favor?"

"Of course." he hummed.

"Can you take a picture of me? Need to post a photo for a jewelry shop."

"Yeah, alright." he said sitting up and she handed him the phone, "How close should I get?"

"Just enough that the earring and rings show." she said and he nodded and scooted away a bit. She brought her knees up towards her stomach and rested an elbow on one of her knees before letting her ringed-up hand rest over her face a bit, shielding her eyes from the sun and the earring she wore was perfectly visible on the other side. She then extended her neck a bit as she jutted the shoulder out whose arm she was using for support.

"Think I should get this from a little bit of a lower angle so the sun really captures the shimmer of the jewelry."

"Ooh, good thinking." she hummed, not moving as he readjusted a bit. "M'gonna take a few, alright?" she hummed and let her smile fade and she took on a more calm and neutral expression. After a few photos he handed the phone back to her and leaned over the screen with her to inspect them.

"S'cause you're fucking perfect." he hummed as she commented on his skills with the camera and then he planted a kiss on her knee before stretching a bit, "Now you do me."

"Yeah?" she asked with a grin.

"Mhmm, same pose." he smiled and she nodded and reared back a bit to get the same angle he did and he got into pose and as soon she brought the camera up his smile dropped and his expression became neutral as he glanced down at the camera and she bit her lip as she snapped the picture before showing him.

"Like it?" she asked as she showed him and he smiled.

"Yeah, I think s'really good. Do you think it's good? Maybe I could use it for something?"

"Yeah, I do like it. Can see your cute little ears and those little beauty marks on your face." she pointed out in the photo and he was blushing as she said that, "Also look like a broad and brawny, tanned and toned angel, but that's besides the point." she said and he chuckled as they settled back into the chaise, but this time facing each other.

"Broad, brawny and what?" he asked through a giggle and she laughed quietly.

"Broad. Brawny. Tanned. And Toned." she said and he chuckled as he reached for her, draping his hand over her hip, his fingers playing with the ties of her bottoms.

"And tatted." he mused with raised brows as his fingers continued what they were doing.

"And touchy." she added and he grinned before looking down at his hand.

"Sorry, didn't even ask." he said about to pull it away.

"It's OK." she said quietly, her heart hammering in her chest, "You can leave it there." she assured and he hummed and let his eyes scan down her body down to where his fingers were running along the seam of her bathing suit bottoms, right where it dipped against her hip. He then looked back up into her eyes and then at her lips. Nothing had ever happened between them before, he didn't want to ruin anything between them. But he had always wondered what it would be like to kiss his best friend. At least just once...

"Hey guys, we're gonna get started on the jet skis!" one of their friends announced snapping them out of their little moment and he cleared his throat as he sat up and she did the same. Her body still tingling from the tension between them. They started walking off in silence and right before they headed down the stairs to the lower deck he grabbed her hand.

"Ummm..." he said nervously, "When we're back on shore do you want to go out for dinner? Just us?" he asked hopefully and she held back the huge smile threatening to overcome her features and just nodded.

"Sure." she responded a bit timidly.

"Cool. I'll stop by your room to come get you?"

"Perfect."

"Perfect." he smiled before following her down to the lower deck and instead of letting her hand go, he let his fingers interlock with hers. He was done warding off his feelings for her, he was going to take a leap.

[magic-hcs]

What kind of personality in a S/O that would be the best match with each of the boys? (Like classic papyrus with someone that's energetic and cheerful, compared to someone who's more slow going and chill in nature)

Thank you for the ask anon! Im very interested in doing this!

Of course this isn’t set in stone or some sort of criteria someone needs to have to be able to have a chance. There’s way more factors at play for love to spark, like situations, experience, actions, reactions, stuff happening at the time and way more. Sometimes people even fall for the complete opposite of the personality type they’re attracted to. But this ask is asking for just personalities so I’m gonna remove all those factors that play into this game of love and focus only on personalities that have the highest chance of attracting the boys.

Time to cast some magic and see what we’ll get!✨✨

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(UT)

Sans: For Sans Someone who he can laze around with, but at the same time gives him the drive to go out and do stuff. So I think someone who’s reserved but also outgoing would fit really well. He sometimes has the tendency to keep secrets or keep to himself and be a bit distant, so being understanding yet capable to push him out this tendency of his helps a lot. Sans would really match well with someone talkative but also someone who’s more quiet. He listens well but he can also be the one who rambles about stuff he likes.

The soul traits that would match the best would be Integrity or Patience.

Papyrus: Someone who can handle big and lasting bursts of energy and doesn’t get caught up because of it. Someone who can be playful and joke around. Someone outgoing who’d like to go on adventures with him but also reign him in and tell him to just enjoy watching a movie at home.

The soul trait that would match well would be Determination or Kindness.

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(UF)

Red: Someone who’s down to earth but leaning more towards a positive outlook on life then negative. He needs some contrast to his darker outlook on the world. Someone who doesn’t get discouraged quickly by his sometimes rude way of speaking or doing. Someone who is loyal and communicates. Because Red can get insecure about himself and filled with self doubt, he’ll sometimes distance himself because of it so communicating when you notice something and stuff will help a lot.

I think the soul traits Bravery and or Integrity fit best with him but I’m not 100% sure.

Charon: Someone who speaks their mind, because Charon can sometimes overlook stuff like how people might feel if he’d do or say something in a certain way. Someone who’s patient because sometimes Charon keeps everyone and everything at an arm's distance and sometimes you’ll just have to wait that out or find out what’s going on. Both could be a big process because Charon is and can be a stubborn baboon. Charon has a hard time staying cooped up at home so someone who likes to go outside would match.

The soul traits that fit with him are Justice and Bravery.

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(US)

Sky: Definitely someone who’s got a lot of energy to spare, and loves going outside. Everyday is an adventure with Sky after all. Someone who’s a bit of a nerd like him and doesn’t mind his endless ramblings of stuff he’s really into. Someone who is a bit of a prankster, it keeps him on his toes and it’s always fun to get a laugh out of it afterwards.

The soul traits that would match well would be Perseverance and Kindness.

Syrup: Someone who’s a bit more open and outgoing then him. But at the same time stubborn and doesn’t give up easily because this skeleton can sometimes be narrow minded, selfish and hardheaded. Aand thus needs someone who is persistent and open enough to show him that the world is more than what he thinks it is. Someone who likes to joke around and or do pranks with him.

The soul trait he would match with the most would be Justice.

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(HT)

Bear: Someone who’s understanding, chill, supportive and doesn't like to be cooped up at home forever(he needs to get more out his shell otherwise if he gets the chance he'll never go outside) Someone a bit on the positive side and doesn’t mind having to either give him some help with his daily struggles or give him some space when he’s frustrated by it. Someone who doesn’t mind being touched (this boy is touch starved he deserves all the love and affection in the world.)

The soul traits that would match are Patience and Kindness.

Bean: Someone who's calm and appreciates the small, humble things in life. Someone who doesn’t judge a book by its cover and treats others equally. Someone who is independent and respects others' boundaries. Someone who likes to read with him and is patient with his sometimes more difficult days. Someone who’s a bit like an older soul like him.

I think the soul trait Kindness fits well with Bean.

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(SF)

Razzle: Someone who is a bit more reserved (since Razzle is already dealing with two handful brothers daily.) Someone who wouldn’t mind his doting, protective nature - and returns it in kind because Razzle doesn’t always take good care of himself and he needs some pampering - but also is very clear when he goes too far. Razzle needs someone who communicates with him and doesn’t hide stuff, Razzle needs openness. Someone who is determined to make Razzle take some breaks for self care and relax.

I’d think someone with the soul traits Determination and or Bravery would fit well.

Coal: Someone who’s either chill or brings out the feral chaotic-ness within him like Mastiff does. Someone who doesn’t mind just sitting together while the two of you do your things in the same room. Someone who he can joke around with and appreciates the little things he does. Coal also needs someone who does little things for him too, like being there for him when he has a difficult time, or showing him what you’re doing with your hobbies etc. He needs someone where he doesn’t have to constantly prove himself with big things.

I believe someone with the soul trait with Integrity would match well with him.

Mastiff: This boy needs someone who’s honest and open. He can’t stand someone who lies or keeps secrets, it drives him crazy and paranoid. (Very hypocritical of Mastiff I know. In the having a secret apartment, not the lying apartment I mean.) Someone who’s also a bit feral like him, a true prank or chaotic buddy sure will drive good old Razzle up the wall. Back to the Mastiff keeping secrets, he needs someone who’s patient, it’s not that he wants to hide it. It’s just very hard for him to be so open and vulnerable, it will take a while for him to be completely open to you about said secrets, but you won’t be completely in the dark. You’ll know he has some stuff that he keeps to himself. Someone who’s headstrong would really match well with Mastiff.

I’d think that the soul traits Bravery and or Perseverance would fit really well with him.

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Thank you for participating in this spell, I hope it was to your satisfaction!

[hystarria]

“Brooklyn Baby”

“yeah my boyfriends pretty cool”

“but he’s not as cool as me”

lowercase intended, 2ed person POV (You, Yours,) ((may change as i get more comfortable with the book)), crossposted on wattpad under h1starria, female reader

Chapter 2 - “ew.”

((pov change lols))

you lay in your bedroom after the whole fiasco with Ruby, and think:

’im really irresponsable.’

Ruby cooks and cleans for you guys, and you just take it without a second thought. ‘I need to change my life’ so you get up, then lay back down, because, that’s a tomorrow Y/N problem.

now it’s a today Y/N problem! as you rush to get ready you really wish you hadn’t put it off, but, it was late and.. no! you need to stop making excuses, take accountability! you pick up your phone and run through the streets running smack into someone,

“ow fuck!” they exclaim, as you turn around apologetically

“i’m sooo sorry.”

the person looks up at you, ’ew.’ is your first thought. who has mutton chops, what year is it, 1854?

“hey, not a problem” he avoids your gaze, more concerned about himself

“where are you off to that you almost fuckin’ killed me?”

“you just strike up conversations with random people here? not what i was taught, but okay.”

“i do when i don’t wanna take them to court..” “and win.”

he laughs at his own joke, ’what a jerk’ you think rolling your eyes

“to find a job.”

“n you think just running through the streets like a corny coming of age movie praying someone has a position is gonna work?”

“i mean, yeah?” he bursts out laughing at how dumb that sounds.

“look Toots, as luck would have it you ran into the right man, i know places everywhere.” you glare at him signaling for him to go on,

“impatient much?”

“a little when i’m talking to a stranger.”

“fair.” you take a closer look at him, that icky feeling still in your mind about him, he didn’t seem awful, but he sure acted like it.

“there’s this corner store i go to all the time, recently their cashier got busted for some kinda underground thing, and they need a new one. the manager is this 16 year old girl who definitely shouldn’t be one, but she’s chill.”

“mhm..?”

“i’ll take you if you want? pretty sure they’ve been lookin’ for a while, so desperate they’d hire anyone at this point.” you were hesitant to say the least, but definitely more desperate.

“i-guess?” he smiles, ’ew’ you think once more, but the feeling wasn’t very negative. you weren’t sure what it was.

((A/N HIIIII IM BACK, 3 things, when i crosspost, links n stuff will be at the top, i have lots of ideas that will be oneshots soon, and this book will be delayed i’m so so sorry)) (((can u tell tumblr deleted my draft a bunch?)))