#i get so damn sleepy smh

[rainofthetwilight]

why is it always the times i write i get so sleepy

[not-goldy]

Fanservice. Every single one of them.

right.....

I wanna eat it. * Points camera at Jimin *

so why did jimin get embarrassed and jk changed the subject "i meant the cake"?? commit to the joke boys 😡

Arrest me.

god give bts some acting lessons.

bc why tf did they leave jk hanging like that??? that wasn't cute or funny, it was awkward as hell. someone, ANYONE, pls just laugh and save me and jungkook 😭😭

Do you want Rameyon?

yet it was portrayed as "jungkook is still hungry" and jimin's insane ass responded with "i'm sleepy"..... just to go spend more of the morning (bc they're STILL awake at 6 AM 😐) with jk and bam....

ok sure.

Rabbit spit is spicy.

a convo between hobi and jimin

said rabbit with spicy spit was in the way back of the room.....

at least make it front and center if you're going to "play gay" smh

I will give him a kiss.

pls explain why joon looks like he's going to have a panic attack and slap both of jikook and tae changes jimin's answer to "50 white shirts" instead of "playing along" 🎤

You liked being tied up, don't lie.

meanwhile hobi looks disgusted with them

Runs fingers through hair, breathes heavily, licks lips before wishing his bro a happy birthday.

so why add the bro?

and why didn't bts make fun of it the same way as jimin's message for tae??

and where is jimin's response? seems like a lot just to not have said birthday boy respond 😔

was jk's mom also in on the fanservice with the seaweed soup?

interesting 🤔

Hickeys/Neck Biting

was not aware there was footage of said hickeys being made? anon where did you get that 👀 ???

why was jin not allowed to touch said mark? but jimin could rub all over it? why are the best two actors (jin and tae) in the group horrible at playing along with said "fanservice" for jikook??

why did jin not know what was going on with the picture that made jimin stay and continue the jinjikook live?

ear sucking

special shout out to the goosebumps on jk's arms for playing along

the lil head kiss and screaming i love you was a nice touch

tiddy slapping, thigh pinching, hand licking

you mean normal things between friends?? 😭

crotch footsie

just giving your bestie boners for fanservice 🥰

hands all up on each other's asses at every opportunity.

yes bc jimin damn near fingering jk is normal

You like me that much?

another awkward moment jk inserted himself into lol

I'm shameless, so is that why you like me more?

will actually pay for bts to learn to act bc what tf 😭😭

Jk starring Jimin down when he tied his own hands up and was being walked around on a leash.

jk once again all the way in the back

it'd make more sense for tae to be the one doing fanservice as he was the one pulling jimin around, but ok let's go with bs that i have to zoom in on to notice.....

Both getting in each other's face & lip space inching closer and closer til one backs off

so why does jin and hobi freak tf out and wipe their mouths?

do they (hybe) not have any new material for jikook? bc it's going on 11 years with the same damn bit 😓

actually i think we jikookers deserve better than this

also where is my travel show hybe? i'm not being serviced 😔

It's the way they call it fan service but every one's uncomfortable with it for me😩😩😩

Some fan service 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[the-s1lly-corner]

Which of the creeps (that you write romantically for) be okay/like a bada$$ s/o? Like every1 is intimidated and every1 thinks that if you try to fight them you’re stupid? Have a great day!!

Creeps with a badass reader!

i actually really like this idea!! also im so so sorry it took me so long to get to this </3!! ive kinda been focusing on art these past few days, and when i havent been drawing ive kinda been. laying in my own. feelings. sleepy.... yk how it is!!

with that said! yeah! i wont be doing all the bare bones list of characters i usually do with non specified characters! to keep true with the prompt im going to stick with characters i feel would like this kind of S/O and/or compliment the readers fierce nature... also going to aim for a more comedic style

LIST OF CHARACTERS: Laughing Jack, Eyeless Jack, Hoodie, Splendorman

CW; mentions of violence

Splendorman;

No because just think about it; a soft easy going cryptid with a strong and ready to fight partner

"he asked for no pickles" dynamic basically imo LMAO

he would rather you tone it down, or at least dont fight for him... he doesnt want you to get hurt, or in trouble..! mostly trouble, he knows you can handle yourself

he wont ever say it but hes internally swooning anytime you fight for him, though. like. "oh? they would do this for me just because someone said something vaguely mean about me?"... hes red in the face

tries to introduce you to new people to make potential friends since he kinda thinks part of your bloodlust(/j) is from loneliness, which in turn makes people see you as.. mean... so its a loop. he doesnt mean it in a bad way! he just cares about your well being!

overall he secretly thinks its hot but hed rather you stay out of trouble and hed try to find ways to make you less fierce...

Laughing Jack;

like splendorman he thinks its hot but he WILL vocalize it

also he thinks its really funny whenever people try to antagonize you

pulls a bag of popcorn out of thin air and watches the show/hj

he will literally cheer for you from the sidelines and becomes the fights personal announcer

absolutely treats you when you win; showered in praise and love and gifts

hes flustered; depending on what color you think he blushes (personally i think he blushes a purpleish-grey), his entire face is that color when he watches it happen

again, hes really into it

smh ive been on a lj trip these past few days and i hardly got anything for him here god mfing damn!!!!

Hoodie;

ngl he probably throws himself into the fight and yall both kick the shit out of the person

basically think something like this scene (ive never seen jjba my friend showed me this) where he just joins you after watching for a few seconds (we can say the third person is masky/j)

anyways it wont let me move the gif up so pretend the gif is under the above bullet point instead of at the end of this segment

really yall are kinda the same but hoodie is more likely to sit back and access the situation before jumping in and fighting someone unless like. its an immediate life or death thing

now how does he feel about you being a proclaimed badass?

he respects it, and he knows that you can defend yourself when hes not around so it also puts him at ease

maybe you two will spar every now and then to get better at defense and offense stuff (he will not go easy on you btw, bro will give it his all)

Eyeless Jack;

he doesnt really like the fighting since hes also likely the one who has to patch you up afterwards. like even if you win the fight youre still going to be hurt in some way, this applies to all the other characters too. ej is just the only one who has the knowledge when it comes to tending wounds...

with ej, in my au, he doesnt really. like conflict, especially since his own body is changing into something that isnt human; he already has enough on his plate already, doesnt need to go bury an extra body because he let his temper get the better of him

and every now and then, that mindset of avoiding conflict bleeds to how he views you and your attitude

hes happy that you can defend yourself, like hoodie he admires it; but at the same time he gets so scared that youre going to pick a fight with the wrong person or get hit in the wrong spot, and..

he does not pity those who are dumb enough to rile you up, though..

overall he worries for you and already has enough on his plate with himself ... but dont think that he sees tending to you as a burden! hell do it regardless of what caused your injury

possible idea for an angst post? ooo? maybe, if you guys want it

[antisocialite83]

One of my guilty pleasures is watching popular shows AFTER the popularity is all gone. For example, I’m watching #Scandal. Like, THE OLIVIA POPE(!!!) for the first time ever. Don’t get me wrong, I know the outline. However, since there are no such thing as #spoilers (my opinion bc I’ve never “heard” a description that EVER does a film justice), something always gets left out. I have to see the story unfold for myself. I like to fill in my own blanks.

THIS SHOW IS GOOD!!!!

Wow. #OliviaAndFitz are actually the least interesting thing happening on this show lol. There’s always some unbelievable actual scandal going on. So far, I’ve made it into the second season and jeez! It’s free smoke for everybody. They be reading each other for fiiiiiilth!!!(I especially HATE how condescending and downright mean #Cyrus is to James). Also, is Olivia Pope a republican!?! Cuz, what!? But not surprising.

So far I really like Olivia and Cyrus’ odd couple friendship. Huck and Olivia are better friends tho. I can tell their relationship is more intimate, less transactional. lol Even when they’re pissed with each other, they’re still fiercely loyal. I hope he gets to be with his family again. The callous way Charlie tried to break him(#752 🥹), I hope he die real slow. Somebody gon have to pop his ass. I can’t believe I’m only on season 2. Speaking of which, I’ve just gotten to where Eli Pope reveals himself to Cyrus. Olivia doesn’t know…yet. Looking forward to that. Most importantly, it seems like everybody run the White House EXCEPT the president. Specifically, #Mellie, Olivia, and Cyrus.

This is def not everything I’ve noticed/seen BUT I am getting sleepy, finally(!). My sleep’s been better these past couple of nights. I guess political dramas lull me 😂😂😂. I’m glad to have another insomnia treatment.

Oh yeah, Fitz is a immature DICK. Even tho I’m only on S2, something tells me that will be consistent throughout the series.

Finally have made it to season 6. Lemme just once again say, THIS IS A GOOD ASS SHOW!!!!

Also, every character needs therapy.

More importantly, can Lauren, the President’s secretary, PLEASE get some props. She the least corrupted person on the show.

First of all, so glad Olivia and Fitz did not get a happy ending. They didn’t deserve it. Cyrus really got what was coming to him and it was sad but also not really. Too much blood on his hands AND he’s a deadbeat/absentee father!!!! Like, he had no concern about Ella at all. Too busy scheming smh.

Abby is a dick. Lowkey, and now majorly highkey you can see how envious/resentful she is of Olivia. That can happen when you feel indebted to someone. Also, take Olivia off the pedestal lol cuz she def be fuxking up to. Fitz is painfully…MEDIOCRE. And also co-dependent. Like he can’t function without a women around men…managing him. I can’t believe how corrupt this firecr**ch ass bitch became. Also, tho if these the same people who have manage to (somewhat)muzzle Rowan, then I get it. The scary lady who’s name i don’t know, is the actress who plays the mom in #YoungSheldon lmao seeing Mary Cooper be a badass is sendiiiiing me 😂😂😂. “Ms. Majorie Ruland”, and ole boy really knew how to tap into Abby’s insecurities.

RIP HUCK!!!! 🥺😡🥺🥺 …..sike! That was a damn good plot twist. But my boy should stick to his guns. A lesson in trusting your instincts. Had Olivia not started questioning her most loyal friend, I don’t think this would’ve happen. But I knew that girl was a weirdo. And he did to. Of course tho, Olivia couldn’t see the forest for the trees. At least not when it comes to her father.

Season 7!!!!

Mellie is president! And a damn good one. Quinn and Charlie being badass vigilante murderers, who make a kid 🥹🥹🥹>>>>>. That damn Cyrus ain’t NEVA leaving the White House. He should have his own wing atp. Seeing Olivia become Eli is cray. She don’t even wear white anymore!!! But Noir Olivia does have much better hair. Lol. I’m so glad Abby is back in the also(it’s lowkey still fuck her tho). I feel like Olivia is gonna snap. And I’m so ready.

Curtis > Jake > Fitz.

Overall : 4/5 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

[theloveinc]

Same anon about putting pussy on the phone- it’s 11:43 pm and I can’t sleep LOL.

Flip the script. You have to get surgery- bakugou is LITERALY waiting around for you like a FUCKING dog. He’s so stressed it’s not even funny. It kind of is tbh can’t he looks like his normal too big for the waiting chairs self but he’s low key freaking out. He can’t lose you- he’s too scared to lose you. He would literally get a medical degree so he could just do the surgery his damn self so you won’t die. (He’s dramatic)

The moment he can see you he’s literally not leaving your side. Need to pee but you’re a fall risk? He doesn’t care that bed alarm is off because you’re up he’d be damned if you get a uti on top of this major surgery. Hungry? He’s not letting you eat the hospital food- hes calling his old man and making him make you food since he won’t leave your side.

When you finally get to go home hes the one to push you in the wheelchair to his all black sleek car. When he opens the door the passenger seat is already set up for you. It might as well be a bed from how many blankets, pillows, and anything plush is in that seat. He would LITERALLY TUCK YOU INTO THAT SEAT HOLY SHIT LIKE HE LITERALLY IS ACTING LIKE YOURE DYING. JFC BAKUGOU IT WASNT THAT BIG OF A SURGERY.

You’re so doped out you’re just smiling like crazy while you’re head rocks back and forth in the seat while you watch the cars pass by. You keep trying to reach up and play with his ears since they’re big but in a cute way and he keeps smacking your hand away and mumbling under his breath angrily. You’ve always loved his ears- they come out some and he has them pierced! A little chunk is missing from a accident when he was younger which has caused him to go deaf as well in that ear and he also does this cute thing when he’s stressed where he will tug or mess with his ear -

IM RAMBLING IM SORRY

(i'm just jealous of you for even being in bed at 11:43pm smh, but) I LITERALLY ADORE THIS? ALL OF IT??? AND it's so accurate, too????? The medical degree part is sending me... sooooo, so true bestie. He's such a fiend.

AND getting Masaru to cook, too sadhjfkadj. Waking up from a nap and seeing both him and his dad fiddling with the little, hospital room mini-fridge. You're like, "Masaru-san? You didn't have to cook!!!" and he's just smiling and shaking his head because Bakugo would've ended his life if he hadn't (and if he's an even BETTER cook than Katsuki, you don't say anything.)

(Also laughing at the thought of Mitsuki coming too, and heckling the doctor about the most random shit. Sitting next to your bed, her magazine on her lap, all, "You haven't changed my child's pillow case in TWO days? And all your tea is _ brand? What the hell do we pay our insurance for???

Like... CHILD? Tea????? And you'd think Bakugo would tell her to stop but he's just nodding right there along with her LOOOL.)

God, I wanna add onto everything but you talked about it all so perfectly already😭Bakugo adjusting the pillows against you 100 times before finally starting to drive. Getting so flustered by your tickling because he wants to respond and tell you to stop overexerting yourself but he's gotta keep his eyes on road. AND USUALLY, he's so nippy when you play with his ears cuz they're sensitive... but he just can't bring himself to get mad because you're injured and it's, it's... cute.

(Plus, I love your little headcanons about this!!!)

And overall, too... he love all your doped-up sleepy kisses, and the way you play with his fingers when you're bored in bed... and getting so antsy when he has to leave you for work, he calls once an hour AT LEAST, even when you're fine resting in bed or almost fully recovered. Screams at the neighbors when they do something irritating for "bothering an injured person..." skjdflkajsdhfajksd...

Literally... this whole thing is the best. Thank GOD you rambled. I swear.

(ANd Bakugo thanks you, too. He never thought he'd be so into caring for a sick person😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨) (iN A GOOD WAY)

[mizuribbons]

v3 liveblogging starts now

start of prologue - end of prologue

spoilers under the cut

:readmore:

here we goooo it's startinggg

"I'm the protagonist-" false information!!! besides you aren't even better than the real protag smh my head /hj

"a classroom?" No shit Mozart or whatever I don't know classical musicians well

that's a very weird pinching noise...

HERE COMES SHUICHI!!!! HERE HE COMESSSSS

HERE HE ISSSSSSSSSSS <3

*my dumbass kissing the screen*

haha butt /j

i should honestly be bonked for obsessing too much over a fictional character... actually two fictional characters.

something about Kaede saying shut up is the funniest fucking thing ever

gray guy's ass /j i do not have a crush on gray guy

"why me?" you signed up for this shit kaede don't act like you didn't (I know I know she doesn't remember blah blah blah)

slapping shit time

Kaede asking the door questions /j yes yes inner dialogue I know no shit

"what?" quote of the year fr

kokichi time

there he is

i accidentally skipped his dialogue waaaaaa

hello sir avocado man

there are 16 gayasses

hehehehehehehe ryoma so fucjing short lmaooo /hj

i don't like string cheese. actually i don't like cheese at all!!!

"we screwed up" the game makers screwed up when making you and your siblings except monodam he's the only good one

just realised my fav monokub is in front of one of my comfort characters and my least fav is in front of the other.... hmmmmmmm

damn maybe monokid mentioned hell at some point idk

kaede really flabbergasted at them being monokubs

yes you were fucking right no shit avocado

off topic but the monokub theme fucking slaps it's an absolute banger

sleepy ass bitch tbh wake up!!! wake up!!!!!!!!!

"forgot" you mean forgor???? they forgor lol

hello again Kokichi :)

"friggin'" you know you can say fucking this is Danganronpa after all

MLG horns + Sailor Moon transformation = V3 transformation sequence

"what am I wearing" clothes lmao

we waking up again soon

we already did this shit!!!!!!!!!

here comes Shuichi 2.0!!!!! insert autism creature yippee

he's so cute fr

aaaand here comes the music

monokubs are back I hate those bitches

i hate monokid most but he's so fucking funny, you're the monster actually why are you scared you lil bitch

wow monokid confirmed stuffed animal

first monokid boner of the game...

you calling the best people ever cretins?!?! honestly stfu monophanie sorry i am obsessed with fictional characters

sixteen sure is a number kaede

skipping the whole ultimate explanation I don't care honestly

monokid rager voice line count: 2

introductions for the second time, you love to see it

star kissing the screen again... that isn't even my fav character

"usually just piano freak" well that isn't nice

baby kaede still ugly as fuck tbh where's her nose and why does she already have a full head of hair even baby peko looked better and she didn't have a nose either

at least she grows up very pretty

"when did this get in my backpack?" 0.3 seconds ago!

smoothie :D

foreshadowing moment

yaaaaaa blueberry smooothieeeee

Kaede is such a hardcore lesbian

going to see avocado man again!!!

clearly you're the ultimate avocado

i forgot to type anything here when talking to Himiko but now I'm talking to Tenko

"you're so cute!" And you're a lesbian

Tenko said her first degenerate males im so proud of her

let's go to best character (Kokichi)

KOKICHI I'M COMING FOR YOU

HERE WE WRE

Here he IS

HE IS HERE

sorry I am very happy

we have all of the best boys in one room (and Kaede is there too)

how couldn't Kaede tell that Kiibo is a robot????

he did it he said "i will see you in court"

yes introduce yourself king!!!!!

he's so silly

HE SAID IT HE SAID ROBOT DICK FUNNY HAHA LINE

why is this man so fucking funny he has my brain in a chokehold

maki rol

hello short cat lover man

oops I forgot to go see miu lmao

news flash: everyone who wears pants is a PERVERT!1!1!1!11!!!1!! more at 9

"everyone knows that only pervs wear hats" himiko: 😐

she wants drugs

THERE we go now we can go see kork

gonna be honest sometimes I forget his name is Korekiyo and not just Kork

bro I don't think your teeth fell out they're definitely right there (also you can't... have... fingernails...)

monokid rager voice line count: 3

"walls are erected" 😳

the wall can be demolished just you wait

ah yes the exisals somehow have wives and kids

you can slap yourself Kaede but don't slap one of my comfort characters. that is a crime against humanity

space idiot time

"not just anyone can get up there" I can /j

here are the monoshits again

BRO PISSES IN THE SHOWER I know it happens it just gets me every time

BRO SHITS IN THE SHOWER again it gets me every time

hello mom aka basically just 2B from Nier (or so I've heard idk I have never played Nier)

time to meet our next autism creature

wonder what this guy's name is

found him right away! after 10 years

last one

im still pissed that instead of keeping it as a generic god so it doesn't offend any religion, they chose to make angie's god the real fucking Polynesian gods

angie still cute though <3

time to go gym lol

im like a cat with the zoomies

another reference thank you blueberry smoothie

honestly??? kokichi so fucking silly I love him (if you somehow couldn't tell)

i think it might be a killing game not sure tho

i will crush you guys with this here exisal

jabroni

hello motherfucker- I mean monokuma

"im not mad" he says firing a fucking lazer

yoooo they said despair

the songs in this game >>>>>

yeaaaaa rock paper scissors

imagine if monokuma ate monophanie

murder very sophisticated

yo the monokuma tongue sprite weird as hell

the rager voice line count is 4

nvm it's 5

*laughs to death*

honestly this is tiring me out but I gotta complete the prologue!!!

"a lie... more like fiction..." that's bc it is lmfaooooooooooo

the first character to attempt a murder talking about how they won't kill is so funny to me

damn they laughing

yes I know what game this is

prologue over guys we can go home now

[reidsaurora]

POV: Your Instagram If You Were Dating Spencer Reid (part four: aesthetics edition)

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yn.yln your hand fits in mine like it's made just for me <3

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bbygirlpg my fav lovebirds 🦢🤍

missgreenaway the caption's cute 😉

↳ yn.yln you heard it here first, folks! @/missgreenaway is a directioner

↳ missgreenaway @/yn.yln this acc is a stan acc tbh

jenjareau stop, the fact that his hand practically swallows yours 😭✋🏻

↳ yn.yln 🎥 caught JJ crying in 4K

↳ jenjareau @/yn.yln it's that time of the month ok 🤧

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yn.yln a sleepy pup 🥺

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reiditandweep I miss her 😭

↳ yn.yln we miss you too!! 😭 have fun spending time with Mama Reid tho 🥰

aaronhotch "i wanna meet her!" - Jack

↳ yn.yln hold on, we're otw 🚘🏃‍♀️

↳ aaronhotch @/yn.yln what does otw mean

↳ emprentiss @/aaronhotch why are u such an old man

↳ aaronhotch @/emprentiss @/yn.yln ... so no one's gonna tell me what it means?

kcallahan what a cutie!!! me, Meg, and CJ wanna meet her soon!

↳ yn.yln we'd love to have you! 🥰

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yn.yln "we never realize how frozen we are until someone starts to melt our ice" - Bridgett Devoue

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reiditandweep you surely melted the ice in my heart... because you're so hot 😌

↳ morgan.derek damn, pretty boy got moves

↳ doclewis ✨️ew✨️

↳ yn.yln awww, i love you, lover boy ☺️

bbygirlpg such a cute picture! i wonder who took it 😉

↳ yn.yln 📸 credit: @/bbygirlpg

dralexblake aww, you two are adorable!!

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yn.yln you got me spinning 🎡

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missgreenaway tell me why i read that to the tune of "my humps" by the black eyed peas

↳ yn.yln 💃 she got me spendin, spending all your money on me and spending time on me 💃

reiditandweep it makes my head spin every time i try to comprehend how i got so blessed with you 😘

emprentiss i hate being sappy but this is such a cute photo of you guys

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yn.yln hot girl walk featuring miss minnie

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reiditandweep i had to rescue Minnie about 15 seconds after this was taken because @/yn.yln tripped on a crack and almost took Minnie with her

↳ yn.yln stop exposing me

lukealvez so when's the pup playdate happening

↳ yn.yln aldgsksgakgdks any time pls i'd sob

thedavidrossi i might as well hop on the bandwagon. when can uncle dave come visit her?

↳ yn.yln any time you'd like, uncle dave 🥺

↳ emprentiss @/yn.yln tell me why i'm obsessed with the idea of rossi hanging out with a puppy?

↳ yn.yln @/emprentiss an interaction i was not expecting but definitely one i needed

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yn.yln all i need are you and sunsets ☀️

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reiditandweep all i need are you and coffee 😌

↳ emprentiss and sugar. don't forget the 26 teaspoons of sugar for the coffee.

↳ reiditandweep @/emprentiss i don't use THAT much sugar

↳ yn.yln @/reiditandweep u do tho

thedavidrossi can it be? the kid isn't wearing mismatch socks?

↳ yn.yln technically they were still mismatched since they were two different brands

missgreenaway feat. his long ass legs

↳ reiditandweep STOP BULLYING MY LEGS 😭✋🏻

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yn.yln hot couple crossing 🛑

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dralexblake i love how artsy this is 🥰❤️

morgan.derek hot couple crossing? well, me and Sav better get down there asap

↳ yn.yln y'all are pretty hot 😌

↳ reiditandweep @/yn.yln cheating on me with my best friend right in front of me? smh

↳ yn.yln @/reiditandweep LMAO U GOT JOKES NOW??

bbygirlpg my fav hot couple 😍 (sorry @/morgan.derek)

↳ morgan.derek the betrayal smh

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yn.yln i heart u 😚🫶

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reiditandweep i heart u too 🤗❤

↳ doclewis i don't heart these sappy comments

↳ yn.yln @/doclewis i heart how ur just here to bully me and Spencer

jenjareau beautiful sunset and a beautiful couple!

kcallahan this is cute and all but we want more pup pics

↳ yn.yln check the work family gc 🤪

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yn.yln big girl tried the swings today 🥺🥲

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bbygirlpg shut up, she's so cute

reiditandweep i love how you're treating her like a toddler

↳ yn.yln she's our toddler shhh

lukealvez i was looking at this with Roxy beside me and she started wagging her tail when she looked at

↳ yn.yln alsgalsgaksgsj stop 😭

aaronhotch i see she's wearing the collar Jack gifted you guys 😂

↳ yn.yln we love it!! he did a great job at picking it out!

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yn.yln something tells me i'm gonna love him forever #eatdrinkandbemarreid

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bbygirlpg you don't know how hard it was to keep this secret 😭 i'm so excited for you guys!! you're gonna make a beautiful bride!

↳ yn.yln definitely a surprise! thanks for snapping so many beautiful pictures of us!

kcallahan STOP!!! THE HASHTAG 😭

↳ yn.yln i came up with it all on my own 😭

thedavidrossi congrats, kids! let's hope it lasts longer than my marriages 😶

↳ yn.yln LMAO WE'RE PLANNING ON IT

aaronhotch congratulations, you two! you were made for each other. i can't wait to see what your marriage journey has in store 💒

↳ yn.yln is anyone else seeing this -

↳ emprentiss @/yn.yln it looks like Hotch showing emotions but i don't believe it

↳ reiditandweep @/yn.yln @/emprentiss i think my brain just exploded trying to comprehend Hotch being nice

thesimmonsfam congrats, you guys!! married life is the best, you're gonna love it! - K.

↳ yn.yln thank you so much, Kristy! i def know who to come to if we ever need advice 🥰

reiditandweep the easiest decision i've ever had to make! i can't wait to spend forever with you, my darling 😘💕

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i have a few things to address 💀

(1) the comments on this one kinda suck bc i was struggling with them 🤣 idk if i'm getting burnout or what but these comments are awful 💀

(2) idk if i wrote Kristy accurately bc i actually haven't met her yet 😶 so if i wrote her inaccurately, pls tell me

(3) you'll notice that Kate said "me, Meg, and CJ" and that is bc... i headcanon that Kate gave birth to a boy and CJ stands for "Chris Jr" after her husband 🤣

anyway yeah, i hope you guys enjoyed! lmk if you guys want more of these with the aesthetic style pics!

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[mellowswriting]

Hey lovely lady! Just wanted to say your such an incredibly talented writer! You make every scene seem so real and tangible and I LOVE IT. I came across your Javier Peña pieces and can't stop rereading them! If I may can I please request a morning scenario with Javier and perhaps some softness? Lots of love ❤

just let me love on you

pairing || Javier Peña x Reader

summary || soft morning fluff with Javi

word count || 1,067

warnings || nonexplicit mentions of sex (this is Javi we’re talking about here LMAO)

a/n ||  I will forever be in love with Javier being all soft and precious smh I hope you enjoy!

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A warm breath stirred the hair at the back of your neck as you slowly drifted into consciousness. It was new, the feeling of Javier’s arms keeping you close through the night, but it was something you couldn’t get enough of. Somehow, he always managed to curl his body as close to yours as possible - his legs tucked around yours, bare chest pressed flush to your back, one arm tucked under your head and the other wound around your chest just to cup his hand around your breast. It was a simple comfort, one you both adored.

You almost always woke first. Javier was a surprisingly deep sleeper, though he did grumble a bit and tighten his hold on you anytime you tried to get up while he was still sleeping. It was a quickly learned lesson that it was best for you to wake him up before you went to start coffee or go to the bathroom or else you would have one grumpy boyfriend trailing after you moments later to get those cuddles he so rightly deserved.

A small ache began to form in your shoulder, your muscles full of complaints over being stuck in the same position for hours, so you shifted onto your back, slowly as to not jostle Javier too much. He mumbled something unintelligible, eyebrows furrowing slightly as you got settled in a more comfortable position. His face buried into your neck by habit and he almost immediately relaxed at the familiarity of your warmth.

Those moments were something you cherished. Javier liked to pretend he was all bite and no bark, but he was too good at the softness he claimed he didn’t have in him. Sure, he was sharp-tongued and witty, great with a gun and reliable in a fight, but he was also the type to bring you coffee in bed on the rare mornings he woke before you. He greeted you with soft kisses no matter if you had been apart for a few moments or days. Whispers of how much he missed you and the hushed ‘I love you’s met your ears every time you opened your door to welcome him in.

But mornings. Mornings were even softer. Javi was all sloppy, sleepy kisses and wandering hands, his sentences half-finished with drowsy affection. He couldn’t get enough of you and you couldn’t get enough of him, either. The smell of him clung to your sheets, hints of his cologne and that natural scent that was so distinctly Javier, and it left you burying yourself closer to him just for more. Plus, he either slept in just his briefs or entirely naked, which made him that much more tempting.

Your fingers found themselves a home in the curls at the base of his neck, twirling them between your fingertips and gently scratching his scalp, and you smiled sleepily at the feeling of his arms tightening around you. The daze of those first waking moments left you both practically nuzzling each other, arching closer and humming with sluggish happiness. The roughness of his facial hair grazing along the sensitive skin of your neck made you laugh quietly and push his face back with a hand against his forehead. The sleepy smirk on his face was gorgeous.

“Good morning, beautiful.” Javi rumbled, his voice rough from sleep.

“Good morning.” You gave him a quick peck on the lips, mindful of the morning breath you both certainly had. A sharp twinge low in your belly reminded you of your bladder’s current state, and you tried to wiggle your way out of the vice of his arms. “Javi, I have to pee.”

He grumbled but let you go nonetheless, rolling over onto his belly to bury his face in the pillows. You were quick to take care of business, pausing to brush your teeth and tame your hair before slipping into the kitchen to start a pot of coffee. It didn’t take long for Javier to find you, his eyes scrunched up against the lights as he ambled up behind you to hook his chin over your shoulder, his hands finding their way under your shirt to grasp at your waist.

“Took too long.” He said, his tone missing any real annoyance.

“I'm making you coffee, Mr. Grumpy.” You teased as you slid his mug where he could reach before making your own.

“ ‘M not grumpy.” Javier grumbled - quiet grumpily, you might add - and took a quick sip of his coffee before kissing you softly, his tongue sliding right into your mouth like he couldn’t help himself.

It didn’t take long for Javi to drag you up onto the counter and smother you with kisses that tasted of his typical black coffee and a hint of his toothpaste. His hair was soft beneath your fingers as you gave in to his little tryst, meeting his every kiss and touch with eager reciprocation. It was too easy to get lost in the way he kissed you, his hands wandering over your thighs and up your back as if he were exploring the contours of your body for the very first time. You hooked your ankles around his thighs, smirking when he hissed at the feeling of your cold toes against the heat of his skin.

“How are you so cold?” Javier rubbed your biceps gently. “C’mon, let’s take our coffee to bed.”

“Hmmm… I don’t know,” You feigned, trailing your fingers down his neck and over his collarbone lightly. His pleased hum had you leaning in to kiss at his neck along the route your fingers had taken.

“What if I promise to fuck you in bed, too? I’ll even make you breakfast after…and we can take a shower together.” He offered and you laughed against him, pressing your forehead to his shoulder as you did. “Mhm, you know you want to. Just let me love on you, baby.”

It was too good an offer to pass up. You hopped off the counter, mug in hand, and raced down the hallway towards the bedroom with Javier hot on your trail. The sharp smack he landed on your ass shouldn’t have surprised you, but it tore a yelp from you anyway, and you barely managed to safely set your coffee on the nightstand before your boyfriend was yanking you into the sheets and climbing over you with that damned smirk on his face.

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[kakashiislut]

Arthur Morgan Head Cannons:

Tags: Just been feeling like writing about the goodest boy.

-He’s a very intentive Listener, making sure to lock eye contact, nod his head and smile. He wants to make sure people know someone is listening to them. Always likes to bring back little gifts he knows someone in the gang likes, because he heard them mention it.

-Rough hands. His hands are super rough and usually dirty, but he tries his best to tidy himself up. He looks up to Dutch and Hosea, who are always well dressed and clean.

-Cannot shave properly. He always nicks himself. All over his face. EVERY. DAMN. TIME. It ends off with Mary-Beth gently patting his face with a napkin and some water. He’s so used to the little sting of his razor blade hitting his skin, that he doesn’t even feel it anymore. He never notices that he’s bleeding.

-The kind of guy to put his left boot on, before his right. What a menace. It’s right, then left. SMH.

-Okay, also struggles to stuff his boots under his pants leg. One time he tore his favorite pants trying to pull them up high, so he can slip on his boots. He was very upset. It’s okay, Mrs Grimshaw stitched them right up!

-When he gets nervous, he just stutters a lot and eventually gives up on speech. He just needs to relax.

-Please! PLEASE PLEASEEEE! Get him little trinkets, he loves just playing with them when he lays on his cot.

He also loves when someone plays/scratches his hair/head. He doesn’t even care who does it. Just Know he’s Gonna KNOCK TFFFF Out as soon as you start. He a sleepy boi.

<What should I write about Next?>

[nitroish]

i would love to hear more about legends and warriors friendship

BOY HOWDY HERE WE GO! yall enable me smh

- legend did Not like warriors when they first met. hed definitely go a bit too far in insults (tho he kinda did that w most of them), though it was mostly jabs about military things and less about warriors himself

- when warriors starts playing along and lightheartedly answering legend's jabs back cues the start of a ~ beautiful friendship ~ and legend eases up on his more genuine insults

- legend and warriors end up having late night conversations when one of them is awake during the other's shift. its not rare for it to happen by any means, but it is uncommon so they enjoy the time when they can. this is usually when more of the more delirious comments and banter comes out to play. its one of those talks you have with your friend at 1-6am that starts with casual conversation, takes a sharp turn to trauma, and then dissolves into sleepy delirium

- sometimes they're just sitting together silently at night and one of them catches the other's eye and they both start fucking cackling for no reason. they settle down and then one of them fuckin giggles and they dissolve into a fucking fit of laughter again until someone tells them to shut up. (they do not shut up.)

- they fight so seamlessly together. its REALLY damn cool. you could swear theyve done this before, but in reality they just understand what the other person is thinking and a Look one of them shoots at the other just kinda spells everything out. all the plans and ideas - they know each other well enough to adapt to what the other person is doing and they definitely trust one another to pull off some of the more crazy stunts legend or warriors have thought up during a battle. if one of them says "duck" they do not fucking hesitate.

- very quickly, though not very easily, warriors becomes one of the first people legend goes to to confide in. if he does not want something sugarcoated, warriors is (one of) his best bets for that. it also goes the other way - legend does not sugarcoat anything and will readily tell warriors if hes being stupid.

- they both are very good at balancing seriousness and lighthearted comments, but theyre also capable of being Very Serious if a situation calls for it.

theres a moth in my fucking room. help

- warriors is very aware that legend could absolutely beat his ass. warriors is VERY aware that legend, when the vet is In The Zone, could absolutely fuck every single one of them up. he is very supportive of him. hes also very glad legend is on their side, especially when he witnesses the guy absolutely knock out a few black blooded monsters on his own.

- legend has definitely beaten warriors ass in many spar sessions and warriors always says he cheats or fought dirty. legend disagrees <3 u just suck, bro, get good :///

- warriors and legend bet but most of the time neither of them actually follow through with the bet's prize so sometimes theyll come up with the funniest fucking prizes and then say shit like "hey you owe me fifty bees, remember?" or "you still owe me half your inventory" or "dont i get to have the next [sweet food/good item] you get/are given?"

- just wait til you hear about the time warriors got legend to go swimming/run around with him in the rain. (not a lightning storm, but it was heavy rain. its very nice btw.)

- just wait til you hear about the time legend got warriors to sneak into the castle with him. (common, legends done it loads of times. he deserves it. fable doesnt mind anyway)

what else could i add. idk. i could definitely go on and on but i will spare you.

legend and warriors are best fucking friends. thanks for coming to my tedtalk i finished typing all of this at 1:23am what a nice note to end on KJGFFD

[hebescus]

let me give you another fic recs : fluff edition but i'm progressively losing my sanity. oh and it's not just lawlight.

crunchwrap supreme. not very fluffy, but very domestic. they deserve this life smh i wanna cry.

a certain hush. remember when i said i don't ship meronia? i was in denial. this shit is just really good.

come over and kill some time. just...read it oh my god. lawlight in a meet cute? fuck yes.

white curls & bubble baths. god fucking damn it this ship is so underrated (i know they don't make sense and like no chemistry at all but they're my two faves don't blame me) and this fic is the best fic of them. bcs i feel like moonriver shippers (me) don't know exactly why we ship them and in this fic, light also don't know why he loves near. it's just amazing.

necessary evils. my fucking ot3 that's so underrated. gah, the feels in this, even at little details like playing with hair...i wanna cry

heaven-sent hypocrisy. a heaven sent fic, obviously.

she sends a sky. i usually don't like genderbend but ohhhh this is amazing. snow! and girls! and love! amirite?

there lots of fluff in hand in unlovable hand. very fucking amazing oh my god. my favorite is sleeping dogs i cried when i read it.

casual affair. this is obv not fluff, i don't even know why my reaction to this fic is 'awww 🥺' when it's just light being a (lovable) piece of shit. but if i say it's sweet, it's sweet.

you're a wasp nest. have i reccomend this before? bcs holy shit it's GOOD. just, go read it you'll love it.

the more things change. i have no comments about this, it's just very soft, a lil bit teeny angst of L not trusting light but what's new.

incorrigible. domestic shit pls just go and take a look.

cafe. this is just so cute. look at them being in love LOOK AT THEMM.

cake crumbs and bed sheets. *takes a deep breath* *screams*. soft soft soft soft SOFT god damn it.

crystal ball. AMAZING!!!! just, my boys being all sleepy and soft. yeah, that's good right?

softly now. DONT! GET! ME! STARTED! domestic shit and very fluff yes of course i cried reading this bcs why wouldnt i. go read it it's AMAZING.

i know i reccomend silver bells and wedding date in the previous fic recs already but i just can't not mention them here. they're beautiful and please read it for free serotonin (and/or tears).

[mrskodzuken]

pairing: Kozume Kenma x f!reader

genre: SOFT. AND. PURE. FLUFF.

wc: 975

warnings: alcohol, some product placement ads (lol; not sponsored by Tanduay and Sprite), slightly suggestive cheverlu (c/o the English translation to APO Hiking Society's "Yakap sa Dilim"), Kenma being so sweet to his s/o, a bit ooc-ish?

note: this fic was inspired by my last week's *coughs* spicy *coughs* interaction with my second visiting (fifth overall smh) Kenma anon here on my blog. Then the song "Yakap sa Dilim", originally sung by APO Hiking Society, came into my mind because it's so damn seggsy tbh *fidget fidget* At first, I thought of doing a bit smutty fic to complement the song but... siiigh, I'm still nowhere as good as by the likes of my other moots who write smut almost on a daily, weekly basis. Plus I have a good, if not great, imagination when it comes to writing fluff, so... ^^;;

another note: that part about Y/N mixing her alcoholic drink with clear soda and experiencing full-blown redness and itchiness from head to toe while drinking was based on my experience drinking alcohol straight away. And no, I'm not always drinking on a regular basis, just whenever there are family get-togethers and like New Year's Eve parties.

another ANOTHER note: this is my first entry for @lumpiang-toge 's Piliin Mo Ang Pilipinas server collab event. Huuuuuuge thank you for beta-ing this @/lumpiang-toge @love-amihan @imo-chan-imagines @kousukii @manjirosday @abuliawrites I LOVE YOU ALL MWAH <3 *headpats*

see also: listen to the original version of "Yakap sa Dilim" by APO Hiking Society here-

[00:45 am]

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"...and that's all for tonight's streaming! Make sure to follow me on all my social networking sites, they're on the description below! Well then, this has been your favorite gamer cat boy Kodzuken, logging out!"

Kenma then removes his headset and closes his stream, stretching and yawning a bit in his gaming chair, before standing up and heading towards his and your shared (bed)room.

"Y/N~ Y/N, are you still awake? Y/N-" he opens the door to your room, only to find it silently empty.

Hmm... where did she go? Kenma then searches the kitchen. "Y/N?" And the bathroom. "Where are you?"

He taps on his phone and checks his contact list for a possibility of you being online at the moment. And sighs. Nothing.

"Y/N! Y/N-chan, where are you?"

"Kitten, I'm on the back porch!"

Kenma finds you sitting on the porch, chin up, your eyes watching the numerous stars twinkling, shining, across the wide clear night sky, and smiling.

"I just finished my stream earlier and was checking up if you're awake or not but-" He sits in beside you and snuggles a bit but then notices a slight flush in your cheeks, and spies your hands cradling a glass of familiar reddish liquid. Beside you stands a half-empty bottle of Tanduay Ice, its opened bottle cap sitting askew on the lips.

"How long have you been drinking, Y/N? And straight-up drinking a bottle of Tanduay Ice Red Mirage?"

You turn your slightly flushed face at Kenma, a goofy smile escaping your lips, and raise your glass. "Not about half an hour ago, and don't worry about me getting all red and itchy all over my body from too much drinking! I mix it up with some Sprite to lessen the alcohol intake!" You fish out a 2L bottle of Sprite, also half-empty, on the ground, to prove your point.

Kenma sighs exasperatedly and smiles back at you. Lovely and stubborn you, who isn't the type to back down from an argument and stuff.

Shit.

You gently place your drink on the wooden floor and suddenly stand up and walk. "Ah, you want something to drink? I can get you some can of beer if you-!"

You feel the grip on your wrist as he grab your hand before you go inside, and look at him.

"Kenma-"

"Please stay."

Kenma then brings your hand near his face and tenderly kisses your palm, looking you in the eye, the action making you more flushed but not because of alcohol. He smiles at you again.

"I love you, Y/N."

Steam runs off your ears, your face a full-blown tomato face. "I-I-I love you, too, Kenma!"

The former Nekoma high school volleyball setter and now-YouTuber can't help but softly chuckle. Kenma can't really resist teasing and making you blush.

Because he finds it very cute. And endearing.

He hangs his head down a bit. "Sorry... I forgot about our date earlier.”

"Eh? W-why are you saying sorry...? I should have known you'd have a busy day yesterday! Two 4-hour streams, company Zoom meetings, a date with Kuroo-san in the office-"

"-it's a meeting with the Japan Volleyball Association for an upcoming proposal, stop calling it a 'date'!"

Your boyfriend then pulls you closer and wraps his arms around your waist, his head being buried on your chest. You could hear his muffled sigh and voice from within while he speaks.

"I'm such a terrible boyfriend to you, kitten. How can I make it up to you?" While looking at you, pout on his lips, his golden cat orbs a puppy-like glance at your face.

A look that sends your heart aching with cuteness.

"Hmm..." You pull away from Kenma's embrace and grab your phone to scroll and tap on something. A smile creeps across your face as you place your phone back from where you got it earlier.

The first few notes of your favorite song start to play in the background. You offer your hand at a slightly confused Kenma.

"Would the great Kodzuken care to dance with me?"

Hoping that you lay your head on the pillow

Your body, I'll cover like a blanket.

Problems you will forget

As long as we embrace in the dark

He accepts it, grinning, and finds himself swaying his body alongside you, your hands around his neck, his hands perching on your waist.

Don't stop if you feel like you have to cry unexpectedly

Hoping what you feel is relaxation

If you want, we can take a cigarette first

Before we embrace in the dark

"I'm so lucky I have met you, Y/N. I really am~" He places a kiss on your forehead before nuzzling your cheek, his nose wrinkling a bit. "You still smell of Tanduay Ice, kitten. Hope you won't experience an incoming hangover later."

"Kenma!!! I won't, silly! And I'm also lucky that I'm here, cuddling with you, dancing... it makes me happy!" You kiss his cheek and hug him closer.

This is something that we have been waiting for

We're right at this moment embracing in the dark

Oh, the satisfaction from the quick, stolen moments

While we embrace in the dark

"I love you, Y/N..."

"I love you more, Kenma..."

Come on and lie down by me in bed

Let's savor the good times together

To our love that we hope for

While we embrace in the dark

As the song ends, you find yourself yawning, sleepy. He notices this.

Kenma kisses your forehead again, snuggling you at his side. He yawns also. "Maybe we should go to bed now, kitten. It's getting late."

"And we can cuddle while we sleep?"

"Mhmm~ yes, we can! C'mon... but first, let's brush your teeth and get rid of that alcohol smell..."

"Kenma!!!!"

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[theultimatelozer]

You Carry The Genshin Boys

Note: so this includes, Diluc AND Venti and this is jus one of my crack posts LMAOAAO

Diluc

What do you expect? He's a hard workin' man!

He was in the middle of his paper work and when the clock striked 12:00 (Midnight) he felt.. like he wanted to go to slumber.

He drooled at his OWN paperwork, he spent hours on himself.

I would never forgive myself if I did that😭⁉️

You were waiting for him actually, you were just waiting for his cuddles is all. And you felt quite sleepy too.

So you confronted him, well, you actually hesitated quite a bit when opening his office door, "will he be mad at me😟?" is what you thought to yourself.

You looked like a total idiot. You were just standing in front of his door like 🕴❓

Even one of his maids had to tell you, "don't worry. The door is unlocked."

YEA, WE KNOW THAT😭‼️‼️ SAJKD

"mhm.."

"okay, I'll get going now! I still need to clean the stairs." The maid waved her hand as she spoke as a signal of, "goodbye!"

You opened the door after she left, and boom. Hes there, drooling all over his paperwork.

"oh, archons.." was all you said.

You walked (SILENTLY😟) over to him, considering that he is a light sleeper and will wake up anytime.

You were praying to the archons like "plsdontwakeupplsdontwakeupplsdontwakeup" 💀💀

He woke up👨‍🦲‼️‼️

JUst KIDDINF KMAO

He was a heavy sleeper today actually.. probaly stressed over this.

Man, is he heavy!

When he woke up in the morning, he went "wait when was I in the bed?!"

"oh god.. I sleep walked my way here, didnt I.. "

Would question his whole life

"Well, well, well, good morning Diluc." You said with a mischievous voice.

"Oh god, darling, I think I just sleep walked my way here.."

"Sleep walked?"

"Yes.. sleep walked." Diluc's voice started to crack.

"Silly! You sleeped danced!"

"Oh god."

"Yeah.. I was SO scared" you said while trying to hold in your laugh.

"I.. I dont even know how to.. dance." Diluc admitted, hiding himself in the bed sheets with embarrassment.

"BWHAHAHA!" You laughed out.

"Hey.. it's not funny."

"I actually carried you."

Diluc started to make eye contact with you , like 🤨⁉️

He gave the "I know u lyin mofo" face.

You sighed, making your way towards him and putting him in your arms.

Diluc eyes started to widen..

Diluc then hid his face with his hands, slightly blushing, and whispered..

Well, I suppose you proved me wrong this time.

Venti

Long story short, he promised to take you out on a date, so romantic wow😱😱😱😱

Well, this little bard forgot.

Hes like 1000+ year old what do you expect💀💀

Instead, he went to the tavern

SUPRISINGLY, had some money with him.

While at the tavern, diluc was like

"Nahh get outta here I know u ain't got the cash🙄‼‼"

And Venti smirked with his once again, mischievous smirk.

"Hehe he.. "

He gave his money to Diluc.

Diluc went "😨 damn that's a lot"

Diluc then sighed and wus like

"Another soon-to-be-drunk customer☹❗❗"

Diluc gave up in life smh😒😒 loser

As venti drank and drank, he actually drank with Rosaria too!

You were in Windrise, where Venti asked you two to meet n your just there like 🕴‼‼

You looked like an total idiot🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

After like 4 hours you gave up. You did NOT just wait 4 hours for this. And it was so dark too⁉️⁉️

You were like "hol' on.."

"Venti just cant leave me out in the dark like this.. right?"

And that's when it came to you.

You did not go "OHHHHH😨😨" you went-

"oh😒"

Venti, venti, venti.. drinking. smh

You ran to the tavern , 🏃‍♀️ GO GO GO

n while you were still far away from mondstadt

Rosaria said to Venti, "yo .. arent you supposed to *hICCUP* be at your s/o's date.."

"I have a s/o😨⁉️⁉️" was all that Venti said 💁‍♀️

Suprisingly , Rosaria being Rosaria, she healed up real quick, few seconds ago she was drunk as hell and now shes back to normal

Rosaria grunts, "take my money. I dont need them." What else can Rosaria need them for anyway? She's a nun. A nun that drinks

And as soon as you entered the tavern, venti was there, head on the floor. Yes, FLOOR. And drool too..

You sighed to yourself, part of you were angry at Venti and told yourself not to help him, but the other says to do so. Maybe you'll get a prize at the end? For being such a loyal s/o!🙄‼‼

You ain't so altruistic , now are you😡‼‼

So whatever u carried him, he weight like a old man

And ye

So he woke up and wus like

"Oh crap I'm late for my s/o's date😨😨"

Until you barged in and said, "already missed it anyways."

Venti screamed, "AHHHHHHHH"

"Wth I'm not a burglar venti"

"oh, sheesh. Was about to get my bow, so, how.. how did I get here?"

"I carried you."

"Nawwwwwwww jus bc I lie a lot doesent mean u have to too😒😒⁉️⁉️" venti doubted..

"*sigh*.."

You swooped him in your arms and carried him.

"Dayum.. I have a buff s/o here!~ ehe!~"

Hes still sleeping on the couch tho for making you wait 4 hours

Guys I'm done now yey, you can also uhm request any characters reacting to you carrying them, this is actually inspired by somebody but.. I.. I forgor💀💀 but yeah this is just one of my crack posts (expect more in the future) and I'm 13% battery noooooOOoO and it's a sunday tomorrow NOOOOOO

[vtinesday]

Sleepy bois Inc headcanons because after Tommy's recent stream with technoblade makes me soft so much

I lied it's more to Techno and Tommy headcanons because I love their brotherly bond so much hhh

Tommy used to call Wilbur wilby a lot when he was a kid and Wilbur didn't mind, he finds it cute

But as they got older Tommy stops calling him wilby until the Manburg Vs pogtopia war

Wilbur was shocked when Tommy called him that for the first time after years and he obviously secretly melt even though he kinda tease tommy

Sleepy!Tommy with his habit to blur out names , ended up calling technoblade Big brother, Wilbur Wilby and Philza Dadza

Baby!Tommy being a huge napper, used to have those nap routine where he would whine to techno to carry him and sleeps on his bed

Techno calling Tommy a baby whenever he told techno he had a nap before or he's going to nap soon (bc today's stream makes me think of it)

Whenever philza is not home, Wilbur is in charge of house chores, techno is in charge of babysitting and Tommy is in charge of being a clingy baby in question

Tommy being more close to techno when he was a kid and only close to Wilbur when they went to the smp

I like to think that Techno knows more about what Tommy is like as a child due to his babysit and when Tommy starts Living with him again, he couldn't help but get worried every time Tommy is not with him.

"Tommy stay where you are I'm coming"

Tommy being scared of being alone as a kid and often gets lost in his own house so techno always says that line to him

The habit grew and whenever Tommy asks for help techno immediately tells him to stay until he finds him

Techno always keeps spare stuff in him in case Tommy needs it, habit™

Baby!Tommy was a big spoiled kid tbh , everyone loves him even if he's annoying as hell

Techno having that brotherly instinct to protect Tommy whenever they're together, like fighting off mobs when Tommy is doing something , that damn cobblestone tower smh

That's all

Yes

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HC: Being Super Fluffy and Giving Them Lots of Love!

Anonymous: Could I request something for Izuku, Todoroki, Shinso and Bakugo. They're doing their own thing and are super concentrated or something and reader is just so entranced by them and they're so glad to have be able to call them their boyfriend and reader just gently cups their face and gives them and the most love filled, soft kiss cause AGH THEY'RE PRECIOUS TO READER! 😭 You can totally ignore this if you don't wanna 😂😂😂 I just feel so soft rn

Ahhhhh this is adorable anon! Honeslty some days I just wanna give these babies the biggest hugs UGHHHHHH

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Pairings: Izuku x reader, Shoto x reader, Shinso x reader, Bakugo x reader

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I Z U K U 

You and Izuku are having another study night, your body sitting next to his

Obviouskyyyyyyyy this boy does nothing but study smh

But you had completely given up- your brain had shut down after an hour and now you were just half listening to Midoirya mumble and half just admiring your adoarble boyfriend

You honestly miss seeing him look so domestic- you always see him in his uniform, his hero suit, and occasionally his All Might PJs on the weekends

But it feels like agessss since you’ve seen him in proper clothing

He looks just so cute in his teal sweatshirt, his scars peeking out of his sleeves as he wrote random equations on his paper

And his mannerisms are just so adorable-his tongue is poking out of his lips as he tried to work through a math problem, his eyes squinted in concentration and freckles dusting his cheeks like stars

How did you get so lucky getting someone so sweet and cute as him?

“If two goes into this fraction then possibly the variable will be isolated once I subtract the four-” hes mumbling under his breath, his voice so comforting against your ears

You lean your head against his shoulder, the scent of him just barely noticeable but so intoxicating- 

AND HES SOOOO WARMMMM

“’Zuku?” you asked tiredly, a lovesick smile plastered on your face

The sound of your voice breaks Izuku’s thoughts, his brows softening as he looks down at you

“Yes puppy-oh, are you getting tired? You look pretty sleepy...maybe we should take a break-”

omg why is he so sweetttttt

You just feel so calm, so comforted with Izuku it felt like your chest was just filled to the brim with love for this boy

Without warning, you leaned up to Izuku and kissed him softly on the lips,  your head feeling like it was spinning from butterflies

AHHH HE COMBUSTING TOO THO

Once you pull away, Izuku’s cheeks are as bright as cherries and you cant help but smile, cause seriosuly no matter how many times you kiss him he ALWAYS gets flustered

“You know I love you right?” you tell him, butterflies filling your stomach as he looks down at you withe wide, green eyes

COMBUSTING IZUKU IS DECEASED REPEAT IZUKU.EXE IS NO MORE

“o-of course! I-I-love you too!” he stuttered out, his nerves so intense that his tongue was like lead in his mouth

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S H O T O

It was just one of those crappy

CRAPPY NIGHTS

You couldnt sleep, it was too hot, you were uncomfrotable, your ,ind was racing

And once you DID fall you course had a gut wrenching nightmare that left you panting and sweating from fear

WHAT THE HECK BRAIN

So time for some good ol’ Shoto cuddles

And that’s how your now cuddled up into Shoto’s side, his body keeping you nice and cool

This boy was literally the sweetest- even though it was like1 in the morning, he couldnt care less about that and just focused on you

He quickly knew something was wrong when you were waiting in the doorway, his strong arms encasing you in atight hug

“Y/n dear, are you feeling alright? Whats bothering you?”

You just snuggled yourself deeeepppp into that boy cause he felt so comforting, his voice was velvety

also how does he always smell like detergent and expensive ass cologne like yessir thats the scent for meeeee

He quickly ushered you inside his room, his hands gripping your shoulders firmly

Literally all fears from that dream melted away with Shoto- his energy was so unbelievably strong and protective, it felt like nothing bad in the world would ever happen cause Shoto was there, and he wouldnt let anything bad happen to you

Also- seeing him in a plain white tee and black shorts literally could have made you swooned, cause god this boy really looks hot in anything huh?

He didnt judge you in the slightest about the dream, just offering for you to spend the night with him

Your head was cuddled into his firm chest, that intoxicating detergent-cologne-rich boy smell making your insides feel fluffy like cotton as his hands quietly brushed the hairs away from your face

He’s ask you small question, like “Are you comfortable dear?” or “Is that dream still bothering you”, just little things to make you feel more safe and open to talk to him

Shoto never wanted you to feel like you had to hide anything from him, and the effort really showed

You were know getting sleepy but the overwhelming feeling of appreciation and love for Shoto was exploding out of you

At this point you just wanted to show your undying gratitude to your boyfriend for being so unbelievably adorable and sweet

You shifted yourself, propping yourself slightly on his stomach so you could look at his face

damn this boy really got blessed with all the good genes huh?

You ran your fingers lightly against his skin, relishing the slight changes from cool to hot, your hands cupping his cheeks and feeling both sensations course through your body

Once you felt him sigh from content, you took it up a notch, leaving feather light kisses on his sheeks, his brows, his eyes, his scar...any avaliable skin you marked with yours

“Love, may I ask what you’re doing- you should be sleeping right now, its quite late-”

“I wanna show you I love you tho...” you sent the boy a pout, a deep chuckle rumbling through his chest and vibrating throughout your body

“But I already know you love me,” he grinned sheepishly cause god your just so adorable, like a puppy desperate to give their owner attention

“Well-I still want to show you,” you stated, your voice slightly thick from sleep as you continued to kiss the rest of Shoto’s face

All this boy could do was lean into his pillow, his hands finding themselves on your waist cause he knew you were gonna do this until you were tired

He wasnt complaining though- you being cuddly and cute like this literally rocked his world in the best way possible

“You know- your very endearing when your half asleep”

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S H I N S O 

Shinso is probably the most hardcore gamer you know

It was late in the night, and this guy was still going at it, now playing a game of Mario Kart on the TV, the screen bright against his features

You had gotten tired of the video games, just deciding to watch your boyfriend play instead of being the one to play

And god were you happy with THAT decision

He just looked so...adorable, his body clad in a tight black tee and baggy gray sweats, once foot straight and one foot bent as he sat on the floor playing

His hair was unruly as ever, sticking out in every direction

HIs eyes were completely enraptured by the task in front of him, scanning the screen 

He was just so cute, lookking so intense yet so sleep deprived 

it was adorable how badly he wanted to beat the player playing against him

And then he went a licked HIS LIPS

IN THE MIDDLE OF PLAYING

Your face erupted in red cause

OMG

HES JUST SO HOT AND PRETTY AND UGHHHHHHH

You waited unpatiently to the last round, the music picking up pace as he sped to the finish line, hes cart victoriously earning 1st place

The dude didnt even cheer, just the most self absorbed smirk plastered on his face in pride

THAT IS WHEN YOU POUNCEDDDDD

You quickly plopped yourself gently into his lap, your thighs cradling his sides

“Aww whats the matter kitten, not giving you enough attention?”

Yours hands fell against the softness of the black shirt and oh thank godddddd its so thin, your digits trailing upward and feeling the slight ridges of his muscles underneath the fabric

“No....its just- its not fair for you to look so cute while playing games and I cant cuddle you....”

“Heh, I look cute?”

This boy really cannot fathom how you find him so endearing, and now you just want to prove it to him

“Mmhmm,” you answer a smile on your lips as you cup his face in your hands

HIs hair is so tickly against the tips of your fingers, his broad chest radiating heat throughout your body

Your start to leave quick kisses on him, starting from his checks and working in towards his mouth, but not quite kissing him square on the lips

The closest you get to kissing him is on the corners of his lips, leaving electric sparks against his skin

The boy is desperate now

You cant just do that to him 

“Aww cmon darling, dont tease me like that” he sends you a cocky grin, his pointer finger gently tilting your chin and pulling you into a deep kiss

SHINSO IS A GOOD KISSER FIGHT ME ON THIS

Once you pull away, your head is just spinning cause goddddd this boy is just a blessing

“Let me play one more round, and then we’ll head off to bed, alright?” he asks, his free hand now cupping your cheek

You sigh in content, your hands wrapping around his waist and snuggling into his chest, a warm, smoky smell like cedarwood drifitng to your senses and lulling  you to relax

“Okay...”

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B A K U G O

“Im winning this damn bear for you-”

“Katsuki no you already wasted $15 now lets go-”

“Im WiNiNiNG. ThE DaMn. BEAR- SO SHUT IT AND LET ME CONCENTRATE >:(”

You have been standing here for 10 minutes now, Bakugo determinnneddddd to win this gigantic teddy bear for you from a claw machine at an arcade

You feel so bad about it, but honestly, its turned into a personal grudge from him now

HES DETERMINED TO WIN IT AND MAKE YOU HAPPY

While your watching him you cant help it but find him adorable

Hes wearing a plain black tee and jean jacket, something he NEVER wears but looks so good on him?

This boy could be a model fight me on this

His face is the cutest tho-

You can tell he’s absolutely pissed cause he expected to win the animal way sooner than this, his eyebrows pointed downward and his teeth gnawing at his bottom lip

and then

AND THEN

THIS BOY FINALLYYYYYYY GETS IT

He’s trying his hardest not to start cheering cause he really just did that (after wasting $25 but ya know we’ll overlook that)

Your so happy too and that triumphant look on his face just melts your heart

cause he may be a cocky asshole but hes YOUR cocky asshole

“Ha- see told you I’d win it!”

Whatverrrrrr- you roll your eyes, your hands already snuggling the big bear up to your cheek

ITS SO SO SOFT AND SQUISHY YOU MIGHT CRY FROM THE CUTENESS

Your mind is already thinking of where to put it in your room (names too??) but then you look up at your boyfriend and UGH you could literally melt on the spot

cause he looks SO PROUD and SO SOFT- his hands stuffed into the pocket of his pants as he gives you the smallest, happiest little smirk everrrrr

Your just feeling so grateful for the boy in front of you right now, that you put the teddy bear down and wrap Bakugo into a hug

Bakugo always acts like he doesnt want physical attention, especially in public-

But you know this boy lovessss to be touched, so when he returns the hug and gives your sides a small squeeze your weakkk in the knees

AND HE SMELLS SO GOOD

Always like caramel and something rich like firewood

You give him a quick kiss on the back of his neck

AND HOLY SHIT

HES COMBUSTING

Thank god the arcade is dark cause you would totally see his blush (something he will deny)

You pull away a smile on your face as you tell him thank you,

And

*le sigh

of course he ruins the whole cute moment you two had by saying, “Whatever-your the one who wanted the damn thing even though your too old for that shit-”

Just remind him of the All Might figures he secretly had stashed in his closet and he will combust again

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⭐️ Bei Mir Bist Du Schön

FIC SPOILERS AHEAD!

Bei Mir Bist Du Schön on AO3

He opened his mouth to thank Essek but what came out instead was, “Deine Augen sind wunderschön.”

Essek stared at him, perfectly neutral save for the subtle rise of stark white eyebrows. “I don’t speak Zemnian,” he said, flashing his customary, placid little smile.

This is early Essek, well before c2e097, so this is a fully calculated move. That stare is him running simulations in his head, as it were, weighing his options, and he finally decides that he can learn more about Caleb if the guy thinks he doesn’t understand these little asides.

And boy did he ever just learn something juicy.

The second time, he was feeling petulant. Essek was normally a very patient and talented teacher, but there came a time when they butted heads over the best way to work a spell: Essek’s experience and Caleb’s contradicted each other, and neither was willing to admit that he was wrong because they weren’t. Caleb couldn’t have said why they were getting spirited over it. It was unlike them to lock horns this way, and the condescension chafed fiercely.

To my understanding, Wildemount never—at least post-Calamity—had a continent-spanning culture like the Roman Empire that would standardize learning across regions, and the Empire and Dynasty have utterly lacked in cultural exchange pretty much throughout their histories; so I reason that their approach to magic must be very damn different right down to the fundamentals. But, I also reason, magic is like math, in that there’s more than one way to come to a given conclusion—so the same spell cast by an Imperial mage might use different theory and somatic/verbal components with the same results.

I love fic that plays homage to cultural differences, so I figured that there must surely come a point where Caleb and Essek quibble about how to do a thing, with the crux being that they’re both right.

In a fit of pique, he muttered, “Du hast Glück, dass du abartig schön bist, denn du bist so ein Arsch.”

Essek’s head whipped up so fast that, for a moment, Caleb thought maybe he understood after all—but Essek just squinted at him without recognition and said, “I beg your pardon?”

Essek’s poker face is doing triple duty here because Caleb just said he’s hot af but also a dick, and this isn’t a sentiment Essek hasn’t heard before, but it hasn’t really gotten under his skin like it does this time.

Caleb passed a hand over his face and scratched at the beard he desperately needed to shave off. “Nothing,” he lied, “just annoyed with myself. This should be a moment of discovery, now that we know this can go either way. A door has unlocked and we’re both pulling it shut. Can we start again?”

The slip, and Essek’s reaction to it, made Caleb realize that they were both being dillweeds about the whole thing and it wasn’t going to move them forward at all.

It was—of course, of fucking course the intonation mattered. “A tonal shift,” he breathed. He took Essek by the lapels of his robe and shook him gently, and blurted out, “Ich könnte dein Gehirn küssen und dann deinen Mund.”

“What the hell is going on,” Nott squeaked at the same time as Essek chuckled almost nervously, “Caleb, I don’t—”

Hot boi damn near let the cat out of the bag right here. It’s certainly not that he specifically did not want to be smooched at all, but more that 1) Nott was RIGHT THERE so it would be mortifying, 2) he’s still very D: about physical contact and this point, and 3) he’s still very privately going “fuck fuck fuck WHY a HUMAN” about his own attraction to Caleb. There is very much a part of him that Wants That, but the rest of him is just not coping with it at all just yet.

The following morning, though, all he could think about was Dein Bett wäre besser and Essek’s careful fingers touching his face.

Both of them are fully mortified with themselves. They’re ridiculous. I see Caleb heading back to the Xhorhaus with shoulders bunched up, brow furrowed, and wide eyes glued to his own feet as his brain screams “DEIN BETT WÄRE BESSER” at him, mockingly, over and over. Slipping up and confessing your attraction to your crush is relatably horrifying (gods, I’ve been there, it’s awful) and Caleb is predisposed to beat himself up to begin with. Add in the rest of the party making a big deal over the fact that he spent the night over at Essek’s towers and you’ve got an abject storm in that little ginger head of his.

It did not help matters that no matter how much he insisted that nothing happened, the Mighty Nein were dead set on believing that he’d slept with his mentor, and they spent the next three days teasing him about it, none of them aware that he was simultaneously tormenting himself.

Okay so I try to be good and not talk shit about my own work these days, but that sentence just landed in a belly flop for me. I’m not sure it actually gets across what I’d meant, which was that Caleb was beating himself up for a different reason than what they all thought.

In the midst of a messy ambush by three of the wolf-cat eye-beasts, one of them managed to get the drop on Caleb, and it pinned him, screaming, to the ground. Its claws dug fiery punctures into either side of his chest. He thrashed, trying to get both hands up to cast, but it would be too late—his reflexes weren’t good enough. His body had never been nearly as sharp as his mind, and he was about to pay the price in the form of massive, dagger-like fangs lunging towards his throat. He screamed again, chest nearly frozen with fear, when—

Adventurers are generally made of tough stock, but I really wanted to dig into the POV of someone who’s being attacked by a terrifying cerature intent on ripping them apart. “You take 12 piercing damage and are knocked prone” is mechanical and dry; I wanted to show the full in-character implications of those mechanics.

Another fic that represents game mechanics narratively to absolutely stunning affect is Hard Mouth by road_rhythm, which I cannot recommend highly enough. I wrote Bei Mir before Hard Mouth started posting but had it been the other way around, it 100% would have been an inspiration in that regard.

He could not help but murmur, “Götter, ich bins so verschossen in dich.”

Fun fact: I got myself the book Talking Dirty German specifically for writing Caleb dialogue, and it really came in handy here. This idiom is from that book, as did abartig schön. The literal translation is “Gods, I am so shot into you,” which coming to think of it sounds a wee bit dirty but is figuratively very sappy.

Speaking of sappy….

“Das Gefühl ist Gegenseitig,” came the warm and sleepy reply.

Part of this is Essek being barely-conscious, but the bulk of it is this—and this is basically giving away the whole way the fic progresses: pretending not to know Zemnian began as a manipulation tactic to get intel, then became a game of “Let’s see how long it takes you to figure this out, smart boy” as their bond grew and Essek stopped deliberately trying to throw Caleb off, and finally when they were a couple he figured it would be cruel and pointless to keep up the ruse, especially since he’d been growing to appreciate pet names in their mother tongues.

Caleb took a deep breath, set his tea aside, and launched himself at Essek, who yelped, laughing, and danced out of his grasp. Essek led him on a merry chase around the kitchen and held out as long as he could before crying mercy at Caleb’s vicious tickling.

You know, I probably shouldn’t point this out in case my readers hadn’t cottoned onto it yet either, but it wasn’t until like a week after publishing this that I stopped and thought, “WTF happened to Essek’s teacup? Did he take the time to set it down? Did it get dropped and shatter? Did he show off and levitate it?? Did he bring it with him and get tea all over the place and himself?!” Smh…. Choose your own explanation, I guess, lmao.

The rolls were a little burnt that morning, but Caleb had no regrets.

Part of me feels like this is kind of a weak ending, but I justify it to myself by remembering how hard Caleb regretted his slip-ups over the course of the fic. He spends a good bit of copy beating himself up over them, so ultimately I think it fits, even if it kinda lacks punch.