#i honestly have no clue

[ender-reader]

Prof. Danny Nightingale

Danny honestly has no idea how he became a science professor to a bunch of kids in Gotham University where he works as a librarian...

Danny Nightingale is a 22 year old librarian who has been working at Gotham University for nearly 2 months now. he is currently raising a 5 year old de-aged (or not up to you) Dani, who prefers to be called that in order to start confusion and chaos, and a re-formed 14 year old Dan (he's stuck in a kids body or aging up slowly is up to you) who is attending Gotham U (maybe he's in the same class as Damian and they bond about stabbing??)

And even though Danny's just a librarian but after helping some kids with their science homework and protecting them in a rouge attacks, he's practically formed a club for any kid who needs help with anything, but mostly science and mental stability, Danny should really thank Jazz for all those lectures...

tag me if this gets used cuz I wanna read!!

[idkaguyorsomething]

a world where the remains of ancient beings now long-gone from the face of the earth can be used to power borderline miraculous technology, but every time they’re used, they destroy the fundamental makeup of the world bit by bit, becoming a huge problem when the few elite who’ve gained their fortunes by exploiting the remains of these ancient beings are doing everything in their power to maintain that system, even when it threatens to collapse the entire world, sounds kinda like an awesome setting for an rpg. too bad it’s the world we live in.

[justasmallbloginabigklainefandom]

philosophy paper: talks about the pleasure of sex

me, a sex-repulsed ace:

[anonyfamous13]

Waiting for my strict grad research professor who’s in his 60’s to realize I have written about The Office in my thesis

[narubrainrot]

What is aot even about

[stillagoodwitch]

omg my family wants me out of the house so bad they keep asking when i’m leaving

[glitchy-haha]

I just imagined an interaction between The Lego Dreamzzz characters and Kirby. Why did I think of this, idk.

[terr1ble-lie]

Tall readers in fanfiction

So we’ve already established how much I read on tumblr right?

Now with every single wesker fanfic, or any fix I’ve read recently tbh, or ever, why is there no taller reader rep?

Every story w out fail has some variation of “as he towers over you” or something like that and 99% of the time I’m taller than the people I’m reading about😭

Tbf tho, realistically the majority are shorter than these characters, I’m just 6’5 and salty lmao

But despite that literally y’all authors are so talented and confident putting ur work out there for people like me to read no matter what it’s about! I appreciate y’all for that, love all my authors sm <3

And everyone else obvs, love ya

[uwuboysmell]

i must be trans with how often I get banned for no fuckin reason lmfao

[bitetheundeadvt]

American Chocolate is disgusting

"I mean,,, i've never had any chocolate aside from american chocolate and imported, slightly stale japanese chocolate so... i'll take you at your word."

[yourlocalangelofmusic]

idk i just thought i’d post something

[isekyaaa]

A man taking pity on an innocent yet deadly monster and raising it as his own. It comes to love him and he comes to love it. But as it grows older, its nature begins to take hold. The man does his best to ignore it and hope in his child. This hope ends up causing the death of thousands. In the end, the man is forced to kill the monster, his child, who only did their horrific acts out of a genuine love for him.

Then BAM reincarnation and the monster ends up getting reborn as a child. I can't help but wonder how they'd view their father after.

[vivalabunbun]

Has the well run dry? Or is it bc I’m in exam and apartment hunting hell? Who knows anymore 🥲

[yourelosingains]

Might sound a bit dumb, but can Vecna even possess people who aren’t in Hawkins?

[0rph1x]

can i not sleep until nearly 7 am most nights now bc im stressed or bc i might suffer from mania?

am i making long term decisions like possibly postponing my schooling again bc it's financially stable or bc i might suffer from mania?

am i easily irritable bc im tired or bc i might suffer from mania?

do little things make me cry more frequently recently bc im on my cycle or bc i might suffer from mania?

this type of feeling was manageable when i had no responsibility but now it's affecting my schooling. it's affecting my ability to possibly find a job. hell it's affecting my physical pain. i need to know what is going on so i can take steps to fix it.

[localmothcryptid]

i’m so silly

i’m so silly

i’m so silly

i’m so silly

i’m so silly

i’m so silly

i’m so silly

i’m so silly

i’m so silly

someone give me a horse tranq because im SO SILLY!!!!