#i'll be alright // t h r e a d s

[gardenofskeletonss]

King Interaction

"Happiest" Friend Quest

A short snippet I wrote for the 3hats au!! This is very long into the loops and Siffrin is starting to lose all logic

CW: Death, spoilers for Act 1-4

[Loop 300......???? 320........3....3 something...]

(Aha! This loop, this loop you'll FINALLY GET IT!!! Just talk to the King! Brute force your way in!!! Push back Mirabelle, talk to the King- you'll!!! Get!!!! It!!!! This!!! Time!!!!!)

You smile. Showtime.

.......

(Finally, you've reached the King. It took you too BLINDING LONG, BUT IT'S FINE!! You're here, you can talk to him!!!! Maybe!!! Knock sense!!! Into!!! Him!!!!!)

You skip over to the King, ignoring the worried words of your party. The pleas to get back together. You smile. It'll all be!!!! Okkkaaayy~!!!!!!!!!

"Kingggg! Ah, long time no see! See, about our island. I was wondering, if perhaps, maybe by some glimmer of hope, we could just chat~ about it!"

"SIFFRIN?!!" Mirabelle screams. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! GET- GET BACK HERE! HE'S DANGEROUS!"

"Ohh, don't listen to her. You're not dangerous, are you? I would know, being from the same island you're from." You smile with all of your teeth, your eyes dead. It looks creepy to some, but to you, it's genuine! Right! Genuine!!!!!!!!!! That's what they want to see!!!!!!!

"..... Oooohh.. Bright One... Do you.... Remember...?" The King wails. "It is true... I am not dangerous, I just want eternity....."

"Yes! I know!" You grin. "So let's not fight, let's chat. Let's bond."

The party looks at you horrified, but you aren't thinking. It's fine. (You tried convincing the King and that got Bonnie killed, but now you can convince him with the island! Your hometown! You can finally BLINDING REMEMBER!!!!

You walk up to the King, your grin plastered. It almost hurts, but you're so BLINDING HAPPY IT'LL BE OVER!! IT'LL BE OKAY!!!!!)

THE

THE KING....

G R A B S Y O U

..... . ... ... ... .

"Oooh, Bright One.. You act so carelessly.... You smell of.. Wishcraft... are you... The one keeping me from victory.....? I can tell..... I can tell you've been here all too many times...."

Ah. It h u r t s.

"Oohhh.... Ooh..... Someone who keeps me from eternity... They are not loyal to the Universe....... I just.. Want to protect them... From our fate........ Oohhh.. Bright One, don't you get that....?"

Y o u c h o k e

"Y-yes! I know- so- I can... S-stop it if-"

T h e k i n g t i g h t e ns

"SIFFRIN!!!"

"FRIN!!!"

"SIF!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Your party.... Do they know.... That you're here.. Stuck....? Ooohh.. How long has it been....? How long have you been keeping me from victory.....?"

I t h u r t s

Y o u rrrrrr r i b s h u r t

Y o u c ou g h ...... B l o o d

"Oohhh... It'll all be.. Alright.. I'll send you back.. With this warning....."

Y o u

F e e l y o u r b od y b u r n

A n d s u d d e nl yyy

You gasp and wake up, immediately curling up on yourself. You can't help but laugh.

(Stupid Siffrin, you absolute BLINDING IDIOT!!!!! YOU WEREN'T EVEN THINKING!!!!!! THE KING DOESN'T CARE THE KING DOESN'T CARE THE KING IS A TRAITOR TO YOUR HOMELAND TO THE UNIVERSE TO THE STARS YOU HOPE THE STARS WATCH THE KING DIE EVERYTIME YOU SUCCEED AND YOU CAN'T BREATHE WHY CAN'T YOU BLINDING BREATHE?!!!!!????)

OH! Oh! Hah, you're sobbing. You're such a mess Siffrin. Absolutely disgusting.

[toomuchracket]

☆tmr wild weekend☆

fri 24th - sun 26th may

let's build some lore (but also get smutty...)!!

below the cut is a list of prompts you'll likely be familiar with, from the multiple nsfw alphabets posted by the amazing writers of 75blr (aka my friends!!). pick a letter, pick a tmr au, put them both in an ask, and i'll answer!! everything will be tagged as usual, but also with 75weekender in case you want to see everything

some ground rules...

1. please don't start sending asks in until tomorrow, i'm only posting now so you can prepare

2. this is a full-weekend event. please don't duplicate your asks - i'm not ignoring you i SWEAR i'll get to them. patience is appreciated!!

3. to that end, i'm going to cap it at three asks per person - obviously if you're anon i won't know, but i'd appreciate if you heeded this request. i am just a girl doing all this by myself, after all, and i think this is a good way to stop it all being overwhelming or impossible to do!!

4. please be nice 😭😭

alright. thank you, as always, for the support. love you guys. have fun!! <3

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

B = Body Part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner's)

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum, basically)

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying)

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment? Are they humorous? etc.)

H = Hair (How well-groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment? The romantic aspect.)

J = Jack off (Masturbation Headcanon)

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

N = No (Something they wouldn’t do, turn-offs)

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment? Do they take risks? etc.)

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?)

T = Toys (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

U = Unfair (How much they like to tease)

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

W = Wild Card (A random headcanon for the character)

X = X-ray (Let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Z = Zzz (How quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

[kirans-wonderland]

Malleus Birthday Special~

"Cmon Lilia pleaseeee. You gotta tell me" you pleaded trailing behind the older fae. "ah ah ah i'm afraid i cannot help you dearie. Why don't you ask him yourself?" You groaned. "You think I haven't tried that!? Every time i ask him what he would want he just avoids the question. I'm desperate Lils. D e s p e r a t e." The fae chuckled "I wouldn't concern yourself too much with this matter" he teased before disappearing from your line of sight.

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

And thats how you ended up here... listening to Sebek... rant about Malleus. "IN CONCLUSION, I PERSONALLY WOULD BESTOW MASTER MALLEUS WITH A RECOUNTING OF HIS ACHIEVEMENTS AND WONDEROUS QUALITIES AS A GIFT ON THE DAY OF HIS BIRTH-" "SEBEK- I got it thanks. I'll keep that in mind." you sighed, rubbing your ringing ear. "I AM GLAD I COULD BE OF SUCH ASSISTANCE!!" You pursed you lips and patted his shoulder before leaving. And there's the end of the quick list.

Silver sleeping

Lilia enigmatic unhelpful grandpa

Sebek he tried, he really did <3

...

And so the day arrived, still without a gift for Malleus. This really shouldn't be so hard but what do you get for a dragon let alone a prince?? You're borderline frantic at his point. "Cmon henchhuman it's not thaaaat bad, it's not like he'll kill you... right?" "Grimmmm you're not helpi-" Knocking at the door cut you off. Exchanging a wide eyed look with Grim you moved to the door, wishing to the Great Seven that the one behind the door wasn't Malleus. The one time you'd be excited for Adeuce to come tumbling through your doorstep.

The door opened with a deafening creak. Oil hinges.. right, added to the list. And there Malleus stood. "Greetings Child of Man" "Hey Mal" "I was wondering if you would be willing to advance our daily stroll." He offered holding out his arm. You nodded putting your arm through his as you set off. You couldn't bring yourself to stop getting lost in the thought about your lack of gift. "-N... y/n? Are you alright?" You snapping out of your daze "h-huh? Oh yeah. Don't worry I'm listening."

He furrowed his brows, leading you to sit down together on a fallen tree. "What is the matter?" You sighed and pinched the bridge of your nose. "I'm sorry. I just- I really wanted to get you something special for your birthday.. i just couldn't think of anything. i'm sorry Malleus." You finished putting your head in your hands. He stared ay your hunched figure with slight bewilderment. He paused before laying his hand on your back. "This." You looked at him. "What?" "This. This is what I wanted." He smiled, moving a lock of hair out of your face. "I cannot fathom a gift I would desire more today than you darling." He kissed your forehead. It was your turn to smile feeling like you were going to cry over how wholesome he is. "I have an idea now" He raised his eyebrows "Oh? reall-" You cut him off pressing a kiss to his lips. He moved his hand to run through the hair at the nape of your neck keeping you close. You pulled away leaning your forehead to his. Letting out an airy chuckle you wished him a happy birthday. "It definitely is my dear~"

~~~~~~~~

YES I GOT IT OUT BEFORE MIDNIGHT (well, my time)

I ALMOST THREW UP WRITING THIS OMG IMAGINE IF MEN WERE MALLEUS.

anyways, sweet dreams all~

[sjofn-lofnsdottr]

— B A S I C S

Name: Bellinor Lanverlais

Nicknames: Dusk, which is the name he goes by in almost all circumstances. The vast majority of people don't know his actual first name.

Age: 39, I'll tick him over to 40 when Dawntrail starts. Happy birthday?

Nameday: 21st Sun of the Second Umbral Moon

Race: Elezen, Wildwoodishgardian

Gender: Dude

Orientation: Pansexual, polyamorous

Profession: Gunbreaker, will still do DRK and DRG things occasionally. Also a carpenter.

— P H Y S I C A L A S P E C T S

Hair: Blondie blond blond with some white highlights that he doesn't want to think about but luckily blend in pretty well. He also has a beard. He will never shave it.

Eyes: Dark Green

Skin: Light skinned, but does look like he goes into the sun occasionally. He promises he goes into the sun occasionally.

Tattoos/scars: Nope!

— F A M I L Y

Parents: Extremely alive. His father is named Bernon, and he was a pikeman in the Ishgardian military until he and his wife deserted left, and he is currently a maverick Wood Wailer who should probably hand in his badge. His mother is named Gwenolie, she was a chirugeon in Ishgard, which is how she met Bernon in the first place. She retired completely upon reaching Gridania ... as far as Gridania knows, at least.

Siblings: His twin sister, Orianne. Her nickname, of course, is Dawn. She's a botanist most of the time, unless she feels like the Scions are not doing a good enough job keeping an eye on her brother. Then she's a lancer who recently picked up reaper, since it's hard to feel like you're pulling your weight when your brother and his boyfriend bro are both extra special dragoons, you know?

Grandparents: ALSO VERY ALIVE, although they're all getting on in years. Gwenolie's parents are Lionnet and Aurelle Tirauland. Lionnet is a (mostly) retired chocobo trainer, Aurelle is a retired knight. Bernon's parents are Ciceroix and Iliette Lanverlais. Ciceroix was also a pikeman in the military (now retired) and Iliette is a retired archer.

In-laws and Other: It's kinda funny this asks for in-laws but not ... partners? Farron is Dusk's almost-husband, which makes Farron's semi-adopted dad, Bjalla, Dusk's almost-father-in-law. Farron also has two kids, twins, named Sverre and Kara, who seem keen to adopt Dusk. The twins live on the First. It's a whole thing. And Estinien is ... <waves hand vaguely>.

Pets: Dusk and Farron are currently raising two amaro babies, which probably count. Their names are Eo Lad and Sul Lad, and they're adorable. There's also Duck, of course, but he's not a pet.

— S K I L L S

Abilities: He has an excellent memory for names and visuals. He is an excellent carpenter. He's also usually pretty good in social situations.

Hobbies: He enjoys woodworking, playing piano or cello, or painting when it's Hobby Time.

— T R A I T S

Most Positive Traits: Kind, determined, resilient.

Most Negative Traits: Sore loser, has a very difficult time telling concise stories, tends to hide when he's Not Alright from most people.

— L I K E S

Colors: Greens and blues.

Smells: Sawdust, and the way super cold, crisp air smells.

Textures: I have never thought about this question, and I do not intend to start. He probably likes when he runs a hand over something he's sanded and it feels perfect, though. Does that count?

Drinks: Likes finding new teas to try. Also a closet wine snob.

— O T H E R D E T A I L S

Smokes: Not tobacco! :D

Drinks: As mentioned, he is into wine. He usually stops drinking once he feels himself getting tipsy, but ... not always.

Drugs: don't worry about it

Mount Issuance: His chocobo Pike, of course. He also has an amber draught chocobo named Lance.

Been Arrested: Uhhh unless that one time in Ul'dah counts, nope!

I was tagged by @alixennial, thank you! I don't want to tag every single FFXIV mutual I have, so uh ... if you're one of them, do the thing if you want. :P

[sparkedblaze]

Hi here's all my favorite things about Livesies as I watch it

92sies

This is fsfs gonna be part 1 of 2 or 3

T/W violence, cursing, ets

The Overture. It plays all these semi-familiar tunes from 92sies with a little funky freshness to it and I love it sm

THE FUCKING PROJECTIONS AHAHHHHH

CRUTCHIE BEING THE ONLY OTHER NEWSIE (BESIDES ALBERT) WITH A BACKWARDS HAT

"I ain't been walkin' so good" 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

"Doyawannabustyaothalegtoo?!" "Uh.. no I wanna go down."

"Ya seein' stars alright."

Their accents and over acting are amazing

A big life in a small town SUCKS Jackson Kelly

Heh heh

*waves hand in front of Crutchie's eyes*

CRUTCHIE ACTUALLY CLOSING HIS EYES AND HIS LIL SMILE WHILE HE'S IMAGINING SANTA FE

DID I MENTION THE PROJECTIONS

yA RIDe it inStyLE FEACHA ME RIDIN IN STILE

"WORK THE LAND CHASE THE SUN SWIM THE W H O L E R I O G R A N D E JUST FOR FUUUUN"

"WATCH ME STAND😄 Watch me run 😀 🙁"

"hey HEY"

THE IDEA THAT THE PROLOGUE IS ACTUALLY A PROLOGUE I THINK IT'S @raggedy-albert 'S HC

RACETRACK MOTHERFUCKING HIGGINS

ALBERT FUCKING DASILVA

"A leg of lamb 🥰"

R A L B E R T

FINCH

BEN COOK SKY FLAHERTY IAIN YOUNG JOSH BURRAGE

MUSH'S HOP LOOKING FOR HIS HAT

MIKE AND IKE TRADING HATS

CRUTCHIE SHINING HIS CRUTCH

BUTTONS' HAND MOVEMENT ON 'FISHES'

JACK NUDGING SMALLS ON 'FISHES'

IAIN YOUNG'S LIL RAT BOY FACE

'Step aside Romeo nothin more concerns u here'

Poisonally

Kath's sass

Darcy pretending he's straight

"I'M CRUSHED"

"Gonna rain?" "Uuuuhhhhhh..... No rain oh-ho partlycloudyclearbyevenin"

"BLIND" "AND MUTE" "AND DEAD"

Jack taking Finch's slingshot

Flip

Tommy's lil hops

"I LIKES LIVIN CHANCEY"

ELMER AND BUTTONS TAKING OFF THEIR HATS WHEN THE NUNS SHOW UP

"I dunno Sister, but it's bound to rain soon'a o' lat'a!"😃

BEN COOK

ANTHONY ZAS

NICK MASSON

JOSH BURRAGE

SKY FLAHERTY

IAIN YOUNG

CHAZ WOLCOTT

AND ALL THE OTHERS WHO I DON'T REMEMBER THE NAMES OF THE ACTORS

Everyone hopping to give their cups back

"I DO TOOOOO SO IT MUST ME TRUUUUUE WHAT A SWITCH, SOON WE'LL ALL BE RICH DON'T KNOW A BETTER WAY TO MAKE A NEWSIES DAYYY"

Their entire lil dancey dance right here

Elmer offended at being whacked with hat

"GOTAFEELINBOUTAHEADLINEISMELLSMEAHEADLINEPAPESAREGONNASELLLIKEWEWASGIVINEMAWAYBETCHADINNERITSADOOZYBOUTAPISTOLPACKINFLOOZYDONTKNOWANYBETTERWAYTOMAKEANEWSIESDAYIWASSTAKINOUTTHECIRCUSANDTHENSOMEONESAIDTHATCONEYSREALLYHOTBUTWHENIGOTTHERETHEREWASSPOTWITHALLHISCRONIESYOIMGONNATAKEWHATLITTLEDOUGHIGOTANDPLAYTHEPONIESWEATLEASTDESERVESAHEADLINEFORTHEHOURSTHATTHEYWORKUSJEEZIBETIFIJUSTSTAYEDALITTLELONGERATTHECIRCUS"

Finch finger guns

Jack taking Finch's hat

Smalls diving under Finch's leg

Finch's face right before they say 'yeah!'

Whatever Al's face is doing ever

*disappointment*

Romeo waving like the little bean he is

"WATCH IT"

"It's honest woik"

"AINCHA FADDA ONE O THA STRIKAS"

Albert and Racer

Ralbert

Whack whack

The Delanceys running into each other

Morris hopping from steps

Everyone getting their bags

ALBERT PUT YOUR FUCKING HAT ON

Big smiles everyone, we just finished the first big number Race: :O

Davey trying to slow Les

"I'll call ya sweetheart if you spot me 50 papes"

"I'M NEW TOO"

Albert, to Jojo: Yo check this shit out. Watch what I'm about to do to this bitch "YOU HAVE A VERRRRY INTERESTING FACE. EVER THOUGHT ABOUT GETTIN' INTO MOVIN' PITCHAS?!"

"BUY A TICKET THEY LET ANYONE IN"

*Does not pay*

Everyone's face when they laugh at Jack making fun of Oscar

"The faymus Jack Kelly"

Ben Cook's dumbass socks

Jack's "holy fuck he can do math" face

Specs laughing at Jack's reaction to Les knowing math

"That's disgusting"

W i b b l e

Specs never using stairs properly

Albert riding in on Pulitzer's desk

FOOTBALL? *whack* VIOLENT? *whack*

"Guess what? He got elected." *runs*

Nunzio.

My roommate and I accidentally mashing cut and slit like twice and so now we say slut instead of either

"-like an army that's marching to war." I mean... He wasn't wrong

Has anyone noticed how similar Hannah and Kath look?

BIG STEP BIG STEP BIG STEP

"buy a pape from a poor orphan boy" *cough cough*

"BORN TO THE BREED"

"THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN SCHOOL" "This kid"

Racetrack hawkin in the background and bolting when Snyder comes

"Doesn't everyone?"

ALL THE CONTINUITY ERRORS IN MEDDA'S THEATER. THE BOYS GOING FROM NEWSIES TO FAKE MUSTACHE MEN AND BACK

LOVEY DOVEY BABY PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND

Jack saying pocket with the same intensity that Draco Malfoy says Potter

MEDDA FUCKING LARKIN

"The only thing I own is the mortgage"

"ARE YOU BLIND SHE GOT NO CLOTHES ON"

The look Jack and Davey share when Medda says she knows the governor

"YOU PICTURED THAT?!"

"Take it easy, it's a bunch of trees."

"Jeez! I never knew no one with a aptitude!"

"I AM?! HOW 'M I DOIN'?!"

'I'm better than you' the song

Jack's lil figure 8 dance with just his head

"And prayers from the Pope"

Devin Lewis as Jack for like two scenes.

"AND. MY. BANK."

Watching Jack recognize Katherine

"Why don't you go find out?" 👀

"You want I should lock the door"

"Doin what?"

It's hard to like a whole lot about the scenes where they're flirting bc Kath is so outwardly uncomfy with it

And also they're both simps for Jacobses

*two finger point*

"sOrry mIss mEddA"

Jack's hesitation before he starts singing

"Girls are nice, once or twice, til I find someone new" You bisexual pining bitch

Does anyone know who does the actual sketch?

T H E P R O J E C T I O N

"-and you lie like a rug!"

"What are you doing?!"

"Hey-hey quiet down there's a show goin' on!"

"Shhhhhhhhh"

"Everr"

HAT TIP AND SMIRK AS JACK IS CLIMBING DOWN

MIKE AND IKE GIVING OFF THE MAJOREST SIBLING EVERGY

"Sirens is like lullabies to me."

DELANCEY DEVASTATION AT "they've got a mother" THEY'RE SO TRASH AND HURT I LOVE THEM

"He traded her for a box o' cigars!" "HEY THEY WAS CORONAS"

"Ain't we the hoi polloi!"

"Ask me after they put up the headline"

"Is that news?" "ITISTOME"

Romeo. R O M E O

"I ain't payin' no sixty."

DEUS SPECS MACHINA

BAMBAM "C'mere fellas"

Henry's pose as he says "AIN'T WE GOT NO RIGHTS?!"

IK THAT EVERYONE SAYS TOMMY LOOKS DOWN BC HE'S CONFUSED WHEN JACK SAYS 'WOULD YOU KEEP YOUR SHIRT ON' BC HE'S WEARING A SHIRT YADDA YADDA BUT HE'S NOT THAT'S HIS UNDERSHIRT. SO HE'S CONFUSED BC HIS SHIRT IS ALREADY OFF. BACK IN THOSE TIMES BEING IN JUST YOUR UNDERSHIRT, YOU MAY AS WELL HAVE NO SHIRT. THX FOR COMING TO MY TED TALK

LES SHOVING PEOPLE

Crutchie desperately trying to hop to keep up

Jojo and Elmer.

"Hey Jack you still thinkin?" "Sure he is. Can't ya smell smoke?"

(I'm out of character limits so this is part 1)

[glowingbadger]

Alright y'know what fuck it let's do something fun and quick and (very) dirty to celebrate my life stabilizing a tiny bit and this blog passing 2k followers~

NSFW Alphabet prompts, let's go- you send me 1-3 letters from the list below for me to answer with the character of your choice! Please note before requesting:

- no more than 3 per ask- and if you just start sending multiple asks with three each to get around this, I'll just delete all of them - all of my usual rules from my pinned post apply - feel free to request characters from my main fandoms AND ones I don't generally write full pieces for; full list here - PLEASE before you send requests, check my masterlists (all available from the top of my pinned post, or here in my profile) to see if I've already done that same character/letter combination before, since I want to avoid repeats! - I am still not open for any other types of requests

I'll keep these open until I get overwhelmed lol so... we'll see how that goes. These are so much quicker than the Kink Prompts for me, so I anticipate I'll be able to bang out a bunch of these while still working on my longer stuff :) Have fun!

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

[giggleeclown]

A/N: well, I finally wrote it! I don’t have a t-blog of my own to post fics (I don’t think I’ll make one because I really don’t like how everything can be deleted from existence so easily) but I have a Wattpad I post to occasionally. I like submitting the fics to other blogs though, just so more people get the chance to read it. I always submit the link to the fic on Wattpad as well, so here you go: https://www.wattpad.com/1415162684?utm_source=ios&utm_medium=link&utm_content=share_writing&wp_page=create_writer&wp_uname=cutefluff177

I hope you enjoy!

VIVI’S RESPONSE: I’ve had this submission in my ask box for a long time, and I’ve read it SO MUCH. But I’ve been hesitant to post it because I love it so much. I didn’t want it to get drowned in any other asks or posts of mine too soon. This is such a fantastic submission, Nonnie. Thank you so much for sharing. I am just at a loss for words because of how articulate, natural, genuine and charming your writing is. Everything here is so canon and in character. Please don’t stop. Please submit more. Even better, make your own blog. It would get so much attention, I’d make sure it did. Thank you so much for trusting me with submitting your fanfiction and sharing it to everyone. It means *so much.* 💕

"Y O U D B E D E A D W H E R E Y O U S T A N D."

The human's eyes widened and appeared to water for a moment, and in that moment, Sans realized he'd gone too far. His intention was never to make the human feel bad. He wasn't sure what his intention was if he was being honest. Originally, he just wanted to give the human the full story. He'd figured the kid deserved to hear the truth from him, but spelling it out like that was never part of the plan.

His tone of voice, his vacant eyes, they had been almost involuntary. In a second he went from seeing the kind human in front of him to seeing the blood stained, evil face he'd seen in his dreams. He was originally just going to mention the promise he made, but the emotions that spilled over from everything made him slip up.

"Hey, lighten up bucko," He tried to reach out with a gentle, hopefully calming voice. "I was only joking."

They wiped at their face and got up from their chair. Without a word the human started walking away.

"Kid, wait!" He got up, reaching out to them.

"I thought we were friends." The smallest, saddest voice Sans had ever heard said. Oh no, he'd really messed up.

"W-we are!"

He was met with only silence as the human sniffled. Sans couldn't have felt more awful. It wasn't the kids fault he could sense alternate timelines. Those versions of the human had messed up, done awful things, and fought maliciously. Not this one. This kid had done virtually nothing wrong compared to those other timelines. How could he have let his emotions get the better of him like that, saying that to the human completely unprovoked? Sure, he wanted to be honest with the kid, but that didn't mean having to go and say something like that.

"I-I... Okay." Sans knew just 'sorry' wouldn't cut it. "I'll go pay for dinner. Can you wait outside for me?"

The human nodded their head.

"Alright, I'll give you a moment." With that he got up and made his way to the counter to pay their check. Meanwhile, the human walked past him and out the door.

Sans was only glad there was no one near them to see what he'd said to the poor kid. After he paid the giant blob fish and grabbed a bottle of ketchup to go he made his way to the entrance of the hotel. A few feet from the door sat the human, knees up and crouched, hiding their face.

"Thanks for waiting for me." He smiled, reaching out a hand. The human looked up for a moment and, hesitantly, decided to take it. Sans helped them stand up. "Do you want to go over to the courtyard? They have some benches we can talk at. No shortcuts required."

"O-okay." They stared up at him. He'd never really taken the time to look them in the eye until this moment. Before, he'd tried not to pay attention, mostly because it brought back painful memories to the nightmares he'd been having. Now that he really looked though, the eyes that looked up at him were completely different from what he was expecting. They were gentle, kind, not like the rage filled ones he'd seen in his dreams.

The two walked over to the bench next to a statue of Mettaton, surrounded by shrubs and bushes also in the shape of Mettaton.

"I'm sorry, kid. I've always been kind of a bonehead, but I really messed up." He gave a dry, humorless laugh.

"I just don't get it." The human shook their head. "Did I do something wrong? I get that I'm not like you guys, and humans have been really bad to you, but I thought I was doing good."

"No, you haven't done anything wrong." He assured the child. "I guess I'm the one that still has some biases."

They wiped at their face, a few tears still remaining. "I understand, you know." They said with a sudden seriousness. "I know what would have happened if that woman had never talked to you. It just never really sunk in that you might have... That you..."

"Hey, enough of that. I shouldn't have even brought it up in the first place."

"But it's true."

He sighed. He didn't like admitting it, but he was at a loss for words. No witty joke or comeback, no pun or sarcasm. Well, he wanted to be honest with the human for once, he might as well pass his judgment a little bit early.

"I've seen you, kid. You always try to do the right thing, even when monsters make it difficult for you. That doesn't make you completely innocent or naive, but you always kept a certain tenderness close to your heart." He handed the human a paper towel he'd grabbed on the way out for them to dry their tears.

They took it, wiping at their face, then crumbling it up and putting it in their pocket.

"Whatever might or might not have happened if things were different, I want you to know I'm glad things turned out this way."

The human took a breath and smiled. They really were resilient. Of course Sans already knew that, watching their every fight, but he'd never seen how quickly the human was able to bounce back emotionally. He didn't know much about their personality in general.

All this time the human had been so caught up in being kind to all the monsters they encountered, getting to know them, becoming friends with them, but Sans never extended the same courtesy back. Sure, he kept an eye out for them. He already knew they could just load their recent save file if something bad happened, but that didn't mean they couldn't feel the pain with every fight they lost. He'd mostly just checked to see what the human chose to do, all so he could pass judgment on them at the end of their journey, just like every other timeline of himself did. However, he never got to know the kid on a personal level, despite the time they had spent together.

"You know, you're a really tough kid. How old are you anyway?" He asked just before taking a swig of ketchup.

"I turned 8 a few weeks ago."

Sans nearly choked. He banged his fist against his chest, coughing and sputtering. Up until then he thought the kid was way older. Of course he had no idea what a human child was supposed to look like, or how tall they were supposed to be, but he never thought the kid was that young. Though, the standards between humans and monsters were a bit different. Some monsters could live hundreds of years, usually reaching adulthood much later in life than humans. To some monsters, 8 was practically still a toddler.

"Sans! Are you okay?"

"Yeah, just went down the wrong pipe." He lied as his coughing fit settled down. "Geez kid, you must be pretty tall for your age."

The human raised an eyebrow. "No, I'm pretty average. I think I am at least."

Wow. His knowledge on humans was worse than he thought. The kid had always seemed so mature, from how they talked to others, to how they treated everyone with empathy, and how they handled situations that even some adults would have trouble with. It was hard to believe that in other timelines, a human that age could be capable of everything they'd done.

"I think you're the first person that asked how old I was."

"Really?" He supposed he wasn't the only one that didn't really get to know the human more personally. Or at least the first to ask these questions.

"You know, no one down here has asked me what my name is." They sighed. "Everyone kind of just started calling me 'the human.'"

That couldn't be right. Not a single one of the monsters they'd met had asked their name? Although, thinking back on it, he'd never taken the time to ask himself. Even Papyrus chose to refer to them as 'the human'.

"Well, let me be the first to ask. What is your name?"

A long pause followed, as if they weren't actually expecting him to ask. "I'm Frisk."

"That's a cool name. Pleased to finally make your acquaintance." He held out his hand for Frisk to shake. They took it, only to hear a long, drawn out farting noise come from his hand. For some reason they were surprised, even though this was one of the first pranks Sans ever pulled on them. They gave a snort of laughter before covering their smile.

"Glad to see you haven't lost your sense of humor," he said with a wink.

"Do you carry that thing with you everywhere?"

"Hey, I'm always prepared for a comedy emergency. Just in case I need to cheer up a friend."

Frisk's smile was small, but it was a sign that Sans was winning them over.

"How come you never told anyone this stuff?" He continued. "Usually you're supposed to say your name when you introduce yourself."

"I- don't know," Frisk admitted. "I've never been good at that kind of stuff."

"You mean like talking to people?"

"Yeah." They turned their eyes away, seemingly shy about the fact.

"Well, you've done really well talking to monsters." He patted them on the shoulder.

Frisk's smile grew. "I guess I have. I never thought about it, but you guys just feel easy to talk to."

The kid really had grown during their journey. Sans felt a sense of pride looking at them. Though they were bruised and battered from the adventure so far, they never let it change who they were. Sans felt foolish for not trying to get to know them sooner, all because of some bad dreams. And what better way to bond with someone than telling them bad jokes?

"Hey kid, do you know how many beans are in a can?"

They thought for a moment, then shook their head no.

"239, any more and they'd be 'too farty'."

They broke out into giggles. "Too farty? That's so dumb."

"Yeah, that one's pretty silly." He chuckled.

Frisk took a breath to stop laughing. "You know, I stopped by the snail farm earlier and did the snail race. I tried taking off my snails shell to make it go faster, but it just made it more 'sluggish'."

Sans was the one to laugh this time, snickering into his hand. "Kid, that was so bad. I'm proud." It was reassuring to see just how quickly the kid bounced back. Maybe things weren't unsalvageable after all.

"I'm still sorry about what happened earlier," he sighed, "Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?"

Frisk considered it. "We could keep telling each other bad jokes."

He smiled, relief washing over him, both because Frisk was willing to forgive him, and because he loved telling these jokes. "Bud, you have no idea how happy that makes me."

They kicked their legs giddily. "Oh, I've got one! What is a pirate's favorite letter?"

"Pft, too easy kid. It's arrrrr."

"Nope. It's the C."

Sans face palmed and gave a huff of laughter. "You got me there."

Frisk beamed with pride. Sans never thought he would find someone else that was so proud of their bad puns. Well, other than his friend behind the ruin door.

"Okay, my turn." He continued. This was one of his favorite jokes to annoy Papyrus with, or at least get him to laugh. "How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?"

They were oblivious to where Sans was going with this, even as he leaned just a tad bit closer.

"I don't know."

"Tentacles!" He suddenly poked at the humans side, and that was all it took to get a squeak out of them. "Oh?" He asked with a mischievous glint in his eye. "I guess it doesn't take nearly as many to get you to laugh."

Frisk giggled nervously and wrapped their arms around themself.

"I didn't know humans were ticklish. It's a good thing you didn't let anyone know, they could have been a tickle monster." He quipped.

"No way," they insisted, "there's no such thing as a tickle monster." As far as they had seen. There was still a large portion of the underground they hadn't gotten to explore. For all they knew, a tickle monster could very well be real.

"You want to bet?" Sans wiggled his fingers toward them. "Unfortunately for you, I'm the biggest tickle monster you'll ever meet."

The excited expression on Frisk's face reminded him of when his brother was little. He used to love playing tickle monster, and Sans remembered his giggles along with him halfheartedly swatting away his tickling hands. Frisk actually reminded him a lot of his brother. Both were kind and considerate, both were strong fighters but never had it in their heart to actually hurt anyone. The one main difference was that Frisk seemed to like his jokes.

"Nahaha, I don't believe you!" The human stubbornly shook their head.

"Oh, you don't, do you?" He teased, his hands drawing closer. "Well, I guess I'll just have to convince you!"

He finally skittered his fingers across the human's sides, causing them to flail their arms as they squealed.

"I guess I'm really tickling your funny bone, huh kid?" He grinned as he wiggled his fingers on their side. Frisk squirmed and swatted away the skeleton's hands.

"Sahahahans! It tickles!"

"Really?" He chucked. "I never would have guessed."

Frisk was a kicker, so much so that Sans had to back himself up a bit to avoid getting kicked. "Geez, are all humans this squirmy?" He tried to hide the amusement in his voice, but the endearing giggles coming from the human were hard to not find adorable.

"Nohohohoho! I'm nohohohohot!" They denied even as they were still flailing.

"You're not?" He teased, "Oh, I get it, you're not actually a human. You're a wiggly worm." He made sure Frisk saw his hands make claw-like motions before tickling at their sides again. The playful jester seemed to only make the tickling worse, as Frisk's laughter turned more high pitched. Though they shook their head back and forth, they made no real effort in pushing him away.

"Hey, I've got more jokes for ya." He said without skipping a beat. "Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?"

Frisk was in no position to ask 'why', but that wouldn't stop them from trying. "Whahaha-why?"

"Because, the P is silent."

It was childish, but the silliness of the joke would have already been enough to make Frisk laugh. "Thahahahahats so- ahahAH!" Sans quickly shifted to tickling under their arms. They tried blocking the tickles, but found that they'd accidentally trapped Sans's hands in place. He hardly even needed to try tickling them, all he had to do was wiggle his fingers.

"Hey, I'm alright giving you a hand every now and then, but I'm going to need them back at some point." Papyrus used to fall for the same trap all the time. He could never lift his arms once Sans's hands had been trapped in place, making it all too easy to completely wreck him with tickles.

"Ihihits not my fault!" Frisk exclaimed through their fits of giggling. After a minute, they finally found the strength to lift their arms, and Sans took that as his que to change spots.

"Geez kid, I know these jokes are real rib ticklers, but come on." At that he switched to scribbling along their ribs, driving home the pun.

"SAHAHA-SANS! NOhohohoho!" They helplessly squirmed as he took time to individually tickle between each rib, another skill he'd picked up from his tickle fights with his brother. The human was certainly determined, but even they would need a break from the tickle monster eventually. Right on que, Frisk decided to tap out.

"Ohohohokay! Mehehehercy!" A call for mercy from Frisk meant it was serious. The kid had shown mercy to every monster they'd fought so far, Sans figured he should follow their example.

"Alright, I'll spare ya." He chuckled, releasing the giggling human from his clutches.

Frisk's laughing fit slowly subsided as they held their sides. "You were right, Sans. You are a real tickle monster!"

He grinned at the proclamation. Seems he hadn't lost his touch. It had been a while since he and his brother played that game, but now it felt as though no time had passed. He was still a big brother, that instinct never left him.

"Hey, can skeletons be ticklish too?" Frisk asked.

The grin on Sans face quickly dropped. Oh yeah, he'd forgotten that usually in their game, Papyrus would seek retaliation. He'd always let his brother get some revenge, it was just the principle of the game, but he'd also forgotten just how nerve wrecking the anticipation of being tickled could be.

"Uh, well you see-EEK"

Frisk hadn't actually tickled him yet, all they had done was get ready to poke his side. As soon as Sans even noticed the human was drawing close he flinched and yelped.

Frisk couldn't help but laugh. "Sans, I didn't even do anything."

"H-hey, buddy, l-let's talk about this," he nervously stammered, already guarding his sides.

"So, you're saying skeletons can be ticklish?"

"Nahahahaha! Frisk, whahahahait!" They just wiggled their fingers slightly closer to him.

"Come on, Sans, you said you wanted to make it up to me." Frisk smirked. "I'm the tickle human now!"

That smug kid. Of course they would play that card. He supposed it was only fair, since he was the one who initiated the game in the first place, but why did he have to be so ticklish? He had a knack for making people laugh with his jokes, but he was a bit more reserved when it came to his own laughter. He supposed laughing was another form of vulnerability, one others didn't get to see from him often.

Again, looking at Frisk he was reminded of his brother, eagerly awaiting taking some playful revenge. Papyrus was one of the few people he trusted getting close to, and despite his memories of humans from other timelines, he felt that same bond towards Frisk, like a new little sibling. As long as the kid was having fun, he supposed he could handle it.

At least he thought he could, before Frisk finally poked and prodded his stomach. "Pfft! Bahahaha! Wahah-wahahait! I wahahasnt ready!" How embarrassing. Frisk barely had to lift a finger and he was already a mess. He was hoping the human wouldn't realize that they could tickle his stomach, but that poke had sealed his fate.

"Ready or not, the tickle human is after you!" Frisk seemed to pounce as they scribbled across his torso. Sans couldn't hope to pretend it wasn't getting to him as his booming belly laughs filled the air.

It hardly made sense to Frisk how Sans had a belly in the first place. In their mind, a skeletons' clothes should hang around their bones, but it seemed like magic somehow gave his body a more physical form. They had no idea how that worked, but they were grateful for it. After all, it seemed to make him all the more ticklish.

"Wow, you're super ticklish!" The human exclaimed. "Are all skeletons like this, or are you just extra ticklish?"

"Stahahahap making fun of me!"

"Making fun of you?" they pretended to be offended. "I'm asking a real question."

"NAHAHAHAHAHA FRISK- NOHOHO!" He gawked as they suddenly kneaded his stomach.

"Do you mean no, all skeletons are this ticklish?" They suddenly scratch along his ribs, resulting in a yelp. "Or do you mean no, you're just that ticklish?"

Sans's deep belly laughs turned into snickering as he tried to respond. "No-nohohoho nohohohot either!" As he tried to catch his breath, a loud, unmistakable snort came from him.

Frisk didn't mean to laugh, but seeing the skeleton that was normally so composed be turned into a giggling, snorting mess was something they weren't expecting. "Skeletons can snort, too?"

"Ihihihi dohohohon't- nahahahahaha!" In trying to deny the fact that he could, in fact, snort, he left himself open to a sudden bombardment of kneading and scribbling on his belly. His clothes didn't seem to do much to lessen the ticklish shock, only sending him into even higher pitched laughter. Trying to block the human's hands, he fell to his side, allowing Frisk to tower over him and release their final tickle attack. They scratched and spidered everywhere they could reach. His sides, belly, ribs, nothing was safe as he could only throw his head back in laughter.

"AHAHAHALL RIHIHIHIGHT! I gihihihive, mehehehercy!" He gave in and grabbed hold of their hands, finally pushing them away. "Youhuhuhu little gremlin." His final giggling fit only gave way to more snorting, making Frisk laugh along with him.

They tried to giggle through an apology, unsuccessfully as they doubled over.

"You're a real menace, you know that?" Though Sans shook his head, he was still grinning.

"Saha-sorry, I didn't mean to push."

"Pft, please," He said as he sat up straight, "it takes more than that to take me down." The last thing he wanted was for the kid to think he couldn't handle something as silly as being tickled.

"Really? You seemed pretty ticklish to me. Way too ticklish!"

"Alright, alright," he nudged Frisk's shoulder playfully. "Ya got me, kid."

They kicked their legs in delight. "The tickle human wins!"

Sans patted the human's head. "Hee, looks like someone's fully cheered up."

He was glad the human was a pacifist, otherwise he might have been in trouble there. While he was reflecting, his watch suddenly rang out an alarm. Ah, his break was technically over. Though he didn't really care about going back to work, Frisk seemed to notice as they glanced over at the time.

Nodding their head, Frisk stood up. "I guess I need to get going. Alphys is probably wondering where I've been."

Even though Sans knew they would have to carry on with their journey eventually, he found himself not wanting to say goodbye. He knew Frisk would still have many trials to face, eventually leading them to their ultimate choice. Either they would defeat the king and get to go home, or they would give up their soul. Sans tried not to dwell on it too much, but it was hard not too when Frisk was right in front of him.

Maybe that's the real reason he didn't get to know the kid earlier. Getting attached would make it all the harder to let them go, and he wasn't sure if he was ready to lose something like that again. But the prophecy was already in motion. Even if he wanted to convince the kid to stay, like he'd attempted to do at the restaurant, they were too determined for their own good. As hard as it was, he would have to let the human return to their adventure.

When he turned to say his goodbyes, until he would inevitably meet the human again in the judgment hall, he found himself feeling different than he'd expected. Instead of sadness, there was a sense of hopefulness. Even though it seemed impossible, even if it really was impossible, somewhere in his heart he knew Frisk would make the right choice in the end, and they would be okay.

He stood up, a confident smile on his face. "Good luck, kiddo." Again, he held out his hand for Frisk to shake.

"I'm not falling for that a third time." Frisk rolled their eyes.

Sans dropped the whoopie cushion. "Eh, worth a shot." He winked.

Frisk giggled. "Bye Sans. I hope I see you again soon."

Sooner than they'd think, that's what Sans wanted to say. Instead he just gave a wave, then watched the human as they made their way back into the hotel, where they would continue their journey into the core.

It would be a tough road ahead, for both of them. But this newfound hope seemed to give him his own determination. No matter how this ended, he believed in Frisk, and he was glad he'd finally gotten the chance to know them.

[royalsunshinehotel]

NSFW Alphabet (ZZ Chatterjee)

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

I think Zay's kinda meticulous. Like in his head, he's got a checklist that he goes through before he can fully wind down and enjoy you. When he gets through it, he just pulls you on top of him and lets himself fall asleep with your weight on top of him.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Zay likes his shoulders because you're the perfect height to hang off them. They're wide enough that he could block you from view if he wanted. He really enjoys your hair though. Long or short/ any texture, he will constantly be wanting to put his face in it.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

I feel like Zayant is really strict with protection. He's always got a barrier between the two of you until he can put a ring on it, ok?

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He keeps having this dream where you're eating him alive, but he's having a blast and loving it. It's very bloody, and gory, but man he doesn't know what it means.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He does alright. I feel like before you, he had some sporadic hookups in medical school, just for stress relief. As far as long-term relationships, he really didn't have much to go on.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

I feel like he's really a fan of hitting it from the back/ spoon fucking. Whatever the case he's all about having the most physical contact as possible.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Oh, he's king of serious. It's all heated, skin on skin, hushed tones. Humor comes later, like at least 9 months in.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He keeps his shit on lock. I feel like he's the type who cuts his hair shorter than he likes it, so he has more time between when he needs to cut it.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? The romantic aspect)

Zay is a little lacking in communication and intimacy. Things can come off as businesslike and stiff, but he warms for you.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He's soooooo in his head. As a doctor, I feel like jacking off helps him decompress after a shift and to help him get to sleep.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

To be honest, I feel like

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

I feel like he's got a handful of toys. Like just a few favorites, for himself, because we know he's a bit used to flying solo.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

No, he's got such a business Doctor mindset, he's really not about teasing. You can tease the hell out of him though, he won't touch you without permission.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

I'm thinking quieter gasps and grunts, occasionally- a groan.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He always falls asleep quickly after your adult activities, but his last thought before he closes his eyes is always "I'll miss you." Because,

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Decent, I have to say. More of a grower than a shower, but it's exactly what you want.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

I feel like he's able to put it in a little box during the day, but the second he's alone with you, depending on the day he's had, he can sink his teeth into you as he pleases.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

We've established that Zay is tightly wound, so with all the pent-up energy, and emotion, he knocks out quickly.

[demitrius-kahnum]

Warcraft [Movie] NSFW 🔞 alphabet One-Shots

Alright everyone! This is gonna be my first post—> (let's just ignore that I was gonna write and post a one shot for the kdrama Eve first but just decided to do this instead). 

I'm posting the template of this first just in case there are some newbies to Tumblr, and so that all of you can just prepare yourselves 🙂😏🥵

Now, just to get this out of the way as a reminder, I haven't played the World of Warcraft games nor read any of the books. I've only seen the movie and watched a SINGULAR video speed running the history/summary of the storyline of the World of Warcraft games. So these one-shots are only going to be from the movie with the main cast of characters (and yes: even Gul’Dan and Blackhand despite me HATING the former). 

So with that out of the way, and a plea for y’all to forgive me and my writing, I hope you enjoy and I'll post the first one later. See ya!

NSFW alphabet template

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

[marieshyperf1xations]

Thank you for the tag lovely @saviour-of-lord 🫶

Rules: Pick a song for each letter of your URL and tag that many people.

M - Minha galera - Manu Chao

A - Allergic to the Sun - Bars and Melody

R - Royalty - Livingston

I - I'll Be Seeing You - Billie Holiday

E - Empty Wallets - 5 Seconds of Summer

S - Supernova - badmómzjay

H - How to survive - badmómzjay

Y - You're Somebody Else - flora cash

P - Prinzessa - Capital Bra

E - Everything - Nic D

R - Radio - Vienna Teng

F - Fourth of July - Sufjan Stevens

1 - 1br/1ba - Vienna Teng

X - xanny - Billie Eilish

A - Achilles Come Down - Gang of Youths

T - The Village - Wrabel

I - I'm ok - Call Me Karizma

O - One More Light - Linkin Park

N - Notice - Little Mix

S - Sugar We're Goin' Down - Fall Out Boy

Alright so since that's 20 letters and songs and I doubt I can come up with that many people, I'll just tag as many as come to mind and for the rest, consider yourself tagged too if you come across this and want to give it a go :D

Tagging: @blueberry-obsessed @lestappenforever @f1writingbyme @ayrsontenna @manamesbob

[the-darkness-does-not-bargain]

Username Song Game

Tagged by @abysskeeper

Rules are simple: pick a song for each letter of your URL and tag that many people!

Alright, let's go!

T: Things We Lost In the Fire by Bastille

H: Heaven Is Here by Florence and the Machine

E: Epic III from Hadestown

D: Dear Fellow Traveler by Sea Wolf

A: Anoana by Heilung

R: Ragnarok II: The Calling by The Mechanisms

K: King by Florence and the Machine

N: The Night Before by The Beatles

S: Scarecrow by CoCo and the Butterfields

O: One Night in Tokyo by Beast in Black

B: Benzie Rover by Song of the Lakes

G: Gloria by The Trials of Cato

I: In The Mirror by The Interrupters

I'll tag @bratthewurst @daisychainsandbowties @godsweakestsoldier @foulbearobservation @estherthenormal and @bandydear

[franking-the-gens-lost]

Alright, I'll shut up about this. Just don't rule out the possibility. -🎟️

I ' M N O T . T H A T ' S T H E B A D P A R T .

[mrchaosman]

BULLET-E.

(As you walk, the power of The hot desert shines within You).

(Suddenly).

Bang.

(A New Enemy Approaches).

????:* PUT YAR HANDS WH"E"R"E" I CAN S"EE" EM.

*.....

*WAIT.

*I KNOW YOU.

*YOU......YOU.....

(The strange figure came out from the shadows).

:*AZZY.

WHO AR"E" YOU DOIN', PARTN"E"R?.

*WAIT, IS H"E" "E"V"E"N KNOWS M"E".

*W"E"LL, MY NAM"E" IS SH"E"RIFF BULL"E"T-E.

AND W"E"LCOM"E" TO TH"E' DES"E"RT.

*W"E"LL, TH"E" R"E"ASON WHY I SHOOT YOU IS B"E"CAUS"E" THIS PLAC"E" IS MIN"E".

ALL MIN"E".

*SO G"E"T R"E"ADY ANNNNNNNDDDDDDD..

(Pulls his pistol).

*AND DRAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

(Battle starts).

(Check).

(BULLET-E 1 ATK 0 DEF).

(THE ICE-E'S DESERT'S FORGOTTEN HERO).

FERALZZ.

(You and Charakis walks in the VIOLET GARDENS, The Power of The flowers shines within You).

Charakis: Wow, I never saying this, Especially when I with someone but this place is..... pretty damn cool.

It kinda reminds me of-

(Suddenly, something interrupted Charakis).

(It's A cute flower.......????).

The Flower: HOWDY, PÆL.

Charakis:..........What The.

Who are you?.

The Flower: IT'S ME, YOUR BEST........

(Suddenly, the cute flower change his face, appearance and size, and become a hideous floral monster).

The Flower???: F I E N D.

(a Vine comes from nowhere and try to rip Asriel's SOUL off).

Charakis: No You don't.

(Charakis attacked the vine, causing it let Asriel down).

Charakis: So you want to play that way, huh?.

The Flower??: OHHHH, SORRY FOR NØT INTRODUCIN MYSELF.

I'M FERALZZ.

FERALZZ THE FLOWER.

AND WELCOME HERE.

F I E N D.

HERE IS

SLAUGHTER.

OR BE.

SLAUGHTERED.

Charakis: alright, Buttface, Scram out of here or else.

(In a creepy tune) I'll enjoy tear each of your petals one by one.

(Feralzz laughs, his laughters are similar to OMEGA FLOWEY).

Feralzz: YOU THINK YOU ARE WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY SMARTER, DON'TCHA?.

WELL I HAVE SOME BAAAAAAAADDDDD NEWS FOR YOU KIDS.

THIS WORLD IS POINTLESS, WORTHLESS, NOT WORTHY OF LIVING..

YOU ARE WASTING YOUR TIME TRYING TO SAVE IT.

THE WORLD IS REVOLVING BEYOND OUR BELIEFS.

AND I'M IT'S SAVIOR.

I'LL SAVE IT, BY LETTING IT

DIE.

YOU SPARED THEM, DON'T YOU?.

HEHEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHA.

I BET YOU FEEL TRULY GOOD, ASRIEL.

YOU HAVEN'T YET

SLAUGHTERED

ANY OF THEM.

BUT WHAT YOU KIDS GONNA DO WHEN YOU FACE AGAINST A MERCILESS KILLER.

YOU ALL ARE GONNA DIE.

AND AGAIN.

AND AGAIN.

OVER AND OVER.

OVER AND OVER.

OVER AND OVER .

TILL YOU GIVE UP ON EVERYTHING.

AND WHAT'S NEXT?.

ARE YOU GONNA KILL TO SURVIVE IN THIS MISERABLE EXISTENCE? OR YOU GIVE UP TOTALLY ABOUT IT AND LET ME HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO CONTROL YOUR SOUL.

I'M THE KING OF THIS WORLD'S FUTURE DEMISE.

AND DON'T WORRY LITTLE STEEDS, THE PLAN ISN'T STOPPING HERE.

THIS GONNA BE SO MUCH

FUN.

HEHEHEHEHEHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH..

(Feralzz disappeared).

Charakis:........... OK.

[rank-sentimentalist]

"The Bookshop" from Monty Python

Good morning (Good morning, sir can I help you?)

Uh, yes do you have a copy Of 30 Days In The Samarkand Desert With The Duchess of Kent By A e j elliot, oBE? (Uh, well, I don't know the book, sir) Er, never mind Never mind how about 101 Ways To Start a Fight? (By?) An Irish gentleman whose name eludes Me for the moment (Uhh, no, well we haven't got it in stock Sir) ah, well, not to worry, not to worry

Can you help me with David Coperfield? (Ah, yes, Dickens) no (I beg your pardon?) no, Edmund Wells (I think you'll find Charles Dickens wrote David Copperfield, sir) No, no -Dickens wrote David Copperfield with two p's This is David Coperfield with one p By Edmund Wells (David Coperfield with one p?) Yes, I should have said (Well, in that case, we don't have it)

Funny, you got a lot of books here- (Yes, we do, but we don't have David Coperfield with one p By Edmund Wells) are you quite sure? (Quite) not worth just looking? (Definitely not) How about Grate Expectations? (Yes, well we have that) That's G-R-A T-E Expectations Also by Edmund Wells (Yes, well, in that case, we don't have it We don't have anything by Edmund Wells Actually he's not very popular)

Not Knickerless Nickleby? That's K-N-IC-K-E-R-L-E-S-S? (No) Christmas Karol, with a K? (No) How about A Sale Of Two Titties? (Definitely not) sorry to trouble you (Not at all) good morning (Good morning)

Oh! (Yes?) i wonder if you might have A copy of Rarnaby Budge? (No, as I say We're right out of Edmund Wells) No, not Edmund Wells, Charles Dikkens (Charles Dickens?) yes (You mean Barnaby Rudge?) No, Rarnaby Budge by Charles Dikkens That's Dikkens with two k's The well-known Dutch author (No, we don't have Rarnaby Budge By Charles Dikkens With Two-K's The Well-Known-Dutch-Author And perhaps, to save time I should add we don't have Carnaby Fudge by Darles Chickens or Farmbury Sludge By Marles Pickens Or even Stickwick Stapers by Farles Wickens with four m's and A silent q! Why don't you try W h smiths?) I did they sent me here (Did they)

I wonder- (Oh, do go on, please) I I wonder if you might have The Amazing Adventures Of Captain Gladys Stoatpamphlet And Her Intrepid Spaniel Stig Amongst The Giant Pygmies Of Beccles, volume eight (No, we don't have that, funny We got a lot of books here well, I mustn't Keep you standing here, thank you) Do- do- do you have- (Well, we really haven't) -the-the-the-there (No, we haven't sorry! It's one o'clock now We're closing up for lunch i'm sorry to) No, I s- I saw it over there! I saw it (What?)

I saw it over there -Olsen's Standard Book Of British Birds (Olsen's Standard Book Of British Birds?) Yes (O-L-S-E-N?) yes (B-IR-D-S?) Yes (Yes, well, we do have that As a matter of fact) the Expurgated Version? (sorry, I didn't quite catch that) The Expurgated version? (The Expurgated Version of Olsen's Standard Book Of British Birds?) The one without the gannet (The - one without the Gannet?! They've all got The gannet -it's a standard British bird The gannet's in all the books) Well, I don't like them they wet their nests (Alright, I'll remove it! Any other Birds you don't like?) I don't like the robin (The robin? Right The robin! There you are! Any others You don't like? Any others?) the nuthatch I can't buy that, it's torn!

I wonder of you have- (Go on, ask me anything! We got Lots of books here, you know It's a book shop) Uh, how about Biggles Combs His Hair? (No, no, we don't have that one, funny) The Gospel According To Charlie Drake? (No, no, no, try me again) uh oh I know! Ethel The Aardvark Goes Quantity Surveying? (No, no, n- what? What?) Ethel The Aardvark Goes Quantity Surveying (ethel The Aard- i've got it! I've seen it Somewhere! Yes! Yes! Here we Are! Ethel The Aardvark Goes Quantity Surveying! There's your book!

Now buy it) i don't have enough money (I'll take deposit) i don't have any money (I'll take a check) i don't have a checkbook (I'll take a blank one) I haven't got a bank account! (Right! I'll buy it for you! Here You are! There's your change There's some money for a taxi On the way home, there's your book) Wait! Wait! (Now, now, w)

Wait! (What!? What!? What!? What!? What?) I can't read! (You can't read Right! Sit down sit! Sit! Sit there! Are you sitting comfortably? Right!

Ethel the Aardvark was hopping down the River valley one happy afternoon)

[sharky-the-idiot]

elphaba,shUT U P!

FIRST OF ALL

I can't hArBOuR a fUgiTiVe, i am an

✨unelected official✨

and why SHOULD I help you?

you flyyy around oz trying to rescue

Animals 🙄🙄🙄🙄

you've nEvER even mEt

and not ONCE have you ever thought to use your pOWeRs to rescue ME!

ALLL of my life, I've depended on you!

HOWwwWw do you think that feeels?

all of my life, I've depended on youu

And this hIDeoUs chair with wheeEeels

S c r o u n g i n g for scraps of p i t y to pick up

and l o ngi ng to kiCK UP my heeeeeeeeeeeeeels

Nessa, there isn't a ✨spell✨ for everything The... the ✨power✨ is ✨mysterious✨, it not like ✨cobbling up✨ a pair of... ✨WAIT!✨

✨Ambulahn Dare Pahto Pahpoot✨

What are you doing????

✨Ambulahn Dasca Caldapess✨

What does that M E A N?????

✨Lahfenahto Lahfenahtum✨ ✨Pede Pede Caldapess✨ ✨Ambulahn Dare✨ ✨Pahto Pahpoot✨ ✨Lahfenahto Lahfenahtum✨ ✨Pede Pede Caldapess✨

OHH! My sHOEs! They feel like they're on fiYAH! What have you done to my shoOOOOOESS?

....

N O ! No, don't help me >:(

Oh ✨NeSsa✨, at last!!!! i've done what ✨long ago✨ I should And ✨finally✨ from these ✨powers✨ something ✨good✨ f i n a l l y somethinggg ✨good✨-

B O Q

tiNgA liNg a LiNG

bOQQQQQQ, COME QUICKLY

yes, what is it, madam governor--

YOUU U!

BrAnDisHeS KnIfE

sTAAAYYYY baCK

boq, it's mE i'm not going to hurt you-

you're L YY Y I NG

THAT'S ALL YOU DO

YOU AND YOUR SISTER

SHE IS AS

W I C K E D

AS YOU ARE

boq, what are you talking about???

i'm talking about my LIFE

..the little that's left of it

i'm not FREE to leave MuNchKiNLaNd :"(

n o n e of us are <//3

ever since s h e took power, she's been

STRIPPING THE MUNCHKINS

of our

rights

..and we didn't have that many to begin with :///

and do you.

know.

why

to keep you here with me :)

but NONE of tHaT matters anymore!!

l o o k

(✨l e g s✨)

......

...you... did this for her?

For BOTH of us!

oh n e s s a......

this changes EVERYTHING :"D

I know :)

nessa!

Yes? :)

oh n e s s a...... SURELY now i'll matter lessss to youuu and you won't mind my

😍😍🥰😍LEAVING HERE😍🥰😍😍

toniiIIiiIIght,,

l eA V IN G--??

Y E S 🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍

that bAlL that's being staged announcing

G l i n d a

is enGAGEDDD

To FIIIIIYYEEEEEEERRRROOOOOOO

G L I N D A ? ? ?

yes nessa!

,,,that's right

i've GOT to go appeeeeal to herrr, express the way I feeeeeel for herrrrr

..n e s s a, I

lost my heart

to Galinda from the moment I first saw her.

....you know that

.................

..lost your heart?

wellll, we'll sEe about thaaaat

✨ n e s s a✨ , let him ✨ go✨

did you think i'd let you lEAVE ME HERE FLAT???

D O N 'T COME ANY CLOSER-

YOU'RE GOINGT O

LOSE YOUR HEART

TO MEEEE, I TELL YOU

IF I HAVE TO--

...i have to...

..mAgiC sPeLl yOu

aH... tUmM---

n e s s a, ✨ no✨ , it's ✨ dangerous.✨

cORe,, tUM?

what's she doing?

AH TUM

You're ✨ pronouncing the words✨ all ✨ wrong✨ ...

TAH,,, taYK-

i'm warning you!! don't try to stop me--!

oh!

✨ oh no✨

n e s s a !!11!!1!!!!

B O Q

what is it?????

myyyyy h ea rt...

..it feels...

it feels like it's shRinKiiiIIIIIING-!

Oh, ELPHABA, do something!!

I ✨can't✨. You can't ✨reverse✨ a ✨spell✨ once it's been ✨cast✨

Then what do we do?! This is all

YOUR FAULT!

If you had not shown me that

horrenible

b o o k -

i've ✨got to✨ find another ✨sPeLl✨. It's the ✨only thing✨ that might work

Save him

please

just save him

MY poor B O Q

mY sWeET, my bRaVe himMMmmM

Don't leave me

'til my sorry life has ceEEEeeased

ALONEEEEE and LOVELESS here

just the gurlll in the miIIIRRROR

Just her and me!

Wicked Witch

ooOOOOF thee

EEEEEEE-AAAAST!

...We deserve each other...

,,he's ✨asleep✨

G AS P

what about his H E A R T?

it's ✨alright✨..

he won't need one now.

i ✨have to go✨ to the ✨eMerALd CiTy✨

(✨DLINNN DENUNEHNUNUH✨)

what happened to those mOnKEyS is

✨MY FAULT✨

i've got to set them ✨free✨-

YOU'RE NOT GOING BACK THERE TO SAVE SOME

M ON K E YS

you're going to find

✨fIIiiIIIYEeeeeEEEEErrRRROOOOOOO✨

but it's too late >:(

ELPHABA P L E A S E

don't LEAVE HIM

i have done ✨everything i could✨ for ✨you✨

and it hasn't been enough

and ✨nothing✨ ever will be.

elphaba wait--

E L P H A B A

grUUguguuuAHHJJHJJhgghhhHHg

...where am i...?

......

what happened?

umM... ✨nOtHiNG✨!

you just felll asleeeep-

ZSCHWOMMMM

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH-

WHAT IS IT?? WHAT'S WRONG???

ITWASN'TME ITWAS

H E R

ITRIEDDDTOSTOPHER--

wh-- aaAAAAAAAAAUGHH-

BOQ, PLEASE-- I STILl--...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGGGHHHH--

IT WAS

ELPHABA,

BOQ!

IT WAS

ELPHABAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

(okay i lied i wasn't done)

erm so uhh erm erm uh uh uhhhh I dunno how to respond so mwa <3 /p

[hunterwritesstuff]

Pre-fall, cuz I’m assuming he’s had a thing for he a bff since then?

Sweet! Thank you! Hope ya enjoy! Hopefully it's long enough! I'm not exactly the best with writing fight scenes lol Under the cut, warning for blood, violence, and yk. Hex having a rough time. <3

"End of line, First Man."

Adam coughed as he made contact with the cold, almost glassy floor. They'd been at this for a while. Adam and Hex would never get along well(Adam was from Heaven, after all.) and that escalated into a full-on fight.

Adam coughed up a small puddle of Ichor. Shit. "Alright, man. You can cut this shit out." Adam coughed.

"Like Hell I will." Hex said, throwing another punch, sending Adam crashing to the ground again. "You're cancerous, y'know. You corrupt all that you touch. You're like a virus in a computer." He said, kicking Adam while he was down on the ground.

"Cut it out!!" Adam growled, shoving him away with his wing. "I AM ADAM!! FIRST MAN!! YOU WILL RESPECT ME!!" Adam snapped.

"Respect?" Hex asked almost...dazily. As though he was in a trance.

"YEAH, BITCH!!! I'M FUCKING ADAM!!" Adam shouted, taking another hit.

"Don't talk to me about respect." Hex said blankly, landing another hit, drawing his Angelic-Disc with his other hand.

"UGH!!" Adam grimaced. "TRY HARDER, YOU LITTLE BI-"

SHATTER. Adam's eyes widened as his mask shattered and broke away, the Angelic-Disc held mere inches away from his face.

"Do-on't t-alk to m-e about-t respe-ct. You d-on't kn-o-ow a THI-ING about resp-ect." Hex's voice glitched, filled to the brim with anger.

Adam panted heavily, the length of the battle taking its toll on him. "I...don't have to...respect you....sinner." He growled. Adam cried out in pain as the Angelic-Disc wedged into his arm.

"Yo-u're an u-ugly ma-an. Hate is the ma-arrow in your b-ones. Disd-ain is pro-ogrammed into-o yo-ur b-eing. Y-ou're a h-ateful-ateful man-n. A can-cer. Y-ou do-'nt de-serve my be-st friend. Y-ou dese-rve r-ot." Hex hissed.

"I'll...get with her...one way...or another..." Adam snarled.

"...s-uch pretty w-ings...." Hex chuckled. Hex pulled the disc out of Adam's shoulder. "Y-ou w-on't mind m-e r-oughing th-em up a b-it, w-ill y-ou?"

Hex didn't wait for a response, slashing at Adam's wings a few times, not enough to be irreparable, but enough to be painful. "Th-ere." Hex sighed.

"You're...a piece of shit..." Adam growls.

"A-lready kn-ew that." Hex laughed.

"You're...a stupid...loner..."

Hex's lights on his suit turned a bright red, reacting, in a snappy manner, landing a potentially killing blow.

"SIR!!!!" Hex's head snapped open, finding Adam's Lieutenant making her way down.

Hex growled, pulling out his light cycle, riding away, leaving Adam behind.