#i'm counting this for

[baronetcoins]

Ya idu kuda sam tsar' idet peshkom ("It stinks")

(title from the Tom Lehrer song Lobachevsky)

For the home of a society of assassins, the underground chambers of the council were remarkably clean. Maybe the deep red carpets had been chosen to hide bloodstains, or maybe his fellows were just more conscientious than he was. Arno’s half-smile was a little vindictive as he trudged up the stairs, squelching with each step. 

“Le Roi des Thunes is dead.” He announced from the doorway, dripping. 

“Glad to hear of your success.” Mirabeau half-nodded from his seat at the table. “Did you learn anything—what in the name of god is that smell?”

“I had the pleasure of traipsing through half the city’s sewers.” Arno brushed a lock of loose hair off where it was plastered to his face. It left a trail. “But I thought it best not to delay.” 

“Clean yourself.” Mirabeau waved a magnanimous hand. “We can meet further in the morning.” 

“Of course, mentor.” He dipped his head and spun on his heels. He'd rinse himself in one of the fountains before subjecting the Café to this stench.

[captainbee66]

I miss the era of the internet where everyone had an evil alter ego/character that would show up on their channel, just to be silly, that eventually got a lot of lore from the fandom for no reason. It was a simpler time.

[odetokeons]

♱ Nosferatu (2024) dir. Robert Eggers ♱

+ bonus

[onefey]

you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!

unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!

tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.

bonus rules:

you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny

take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)

apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender

have fun and be yourself!

[a-power-outlet]

has this been done before. it's been plaguing me in my dreams so i had to make it real.

[jjoelswatch]

clone wars au where jocasta 360 no scopes count dooku

[nouverx]

Trigun in a modern setting where Vash and Wolfwood are two hitchhikers that the girls found on the side of the road and they go on a roadtrip together ❤

[blvck-minou]

Sometimes all I think about is you

[vro0ms-evil-twin]

Wait I've just read something and I can't. Can people stop thinking?

[oh-phoenixx]

“It’s no use, Regulus, we’ve gotta have it out,” James cried, “I have loved you ever since I’ve-”

“Stop quoting Little Women at me, James,” Regulus said through gritted teeth. “We are not getting married.”

“But-”

“I’m seventeen, you are eighteen. We are not getting married,” Regulus repeated.

“I have loved you ever since I’ve-”

“James.”

[lotus-pear]

lore accurate double black battle scene

[freyadragonlord]

I found this meme chart and I SawTM them.

[artsandfartss]

insert super cool caption here

[violent138]

Bruce definitely trained all the Robins to abandon him if things got bad. He'd give them scenarios like him trapped under something in a fire, hypothermic conditions, he's too injured, and they need to get information to Lucius, and the list goes on. And to date, the only bit of training his kids have continually failed, whether in simulation or practice, is failing to leave him behind.

[wltsquareih]

The bagginses introducing the most important family member

[brainrotcharacters]

I love Penelope she endured Odysseus yapping and she went "don't you fucking dare steal my autonomy from me!? I decide if I accept your war crimes!! and I've already decided!!!" icon. Ithaca is lucky to have her