#i'm...genuinely speechless

[old-man-hell]

me, sleep-deprived and shaking: one more........one more obscure role.....

[folklorespring]

You may ask what this person did to get these kind of messages. Well, they asked Japanese mascot account to not use russian social media that is controlled by russian government. I repeat, people tell them to kill themselves because they asked to not use and promote website that is supported by russian ruling government.

[kyouka-supremacy]

Cracked the code

[total-drama-brainrot]

In regards to José trying and failing to sway Noah away from Alejandro, which is funny as hell, I just picture him getting absolutely ripped apart when Noah talks about his middle child syndrome and how he's clearly just trying to look down on Alejandro for being the little brother. When Noah, himself, is the youngest of like eight.

José older child supremacy mentality means nothing to Noah

José, on his way to try and ruin yet another one of Alejandro's friendships/relationships: To think that someone as intelligent as you would ever debase himself by befriending the inferior brother. Such a shame, really. I make much better company.

Noah, who's dealt with more than enough Middle Child Syndrome™ to know exactly what's going on here:

[somewhereincairparavel]

TFOTA update (major spoilers for book 1): chapter 20

this book just keeps throwing plot twist after plot twist after plot twist on me and I'm falling for every.single.one. gosh. first jude kidnaps the human girl to free her into the mortal world, and she drowns herself? Then Dain yells at Jude for the thing I WASN'T expecting (stabbing Valerian) and then Jude fucking KILLS Valerian not even a few minutes later, then buried the body in HER house, then Balekin gatecrashes and slaughters almost everyone in his fucking blood line in the matter of MINUTES. Madoc kills Dain?? And ghost kills Caelia?? Rhyia kills herself?? Taryn and Locke might secretly have an affair??

Jude feels pleasure in seeing Cardan miss out on the coronation bc he got drunk which is ironically the best thing he did bc he dodged a bullet?? Now Cardan is the only hope elfhame has, which is also super ironic since Jude was marvelling over how glad she was that cardan wasn't ever going to be king in the first few chapters.

I NEED A MOMENT TO TAKE ALL THIS IN

[brutaliakent]

DC branding Jason as Violent Robin again. And they even stopped acknowledging him as Bruce's son now and just a "ward"

And my god I know I didnt just read Bruce comparing him with Joe Chill

I'm literally gonna kill someone this pissed me off so bad.

[ananxiousgenz]

just finished episode 5 of malevolent. my head is spinning so fast I could drill a hole through concrete rn

[bidaryl]

DARYL: hey kid, what’d you do before all this? GLENN: delivered pizzas. why?

the walking dead (rewatch) 1.04: vatos

bonus:

[starheirxero]

HEAD IN HANDS.

[sihtricfedaraaahvicius]

This is just my official request that girl, you need to write like some gothic themed romance sprinkled supernatural ethereal night aesthetic novel. Just...forget about us feral gremlins. Write a novel. Because I'm telling you. You narrative is just...off this world. You capture emotions and themes SO WELL. Build characters SO WELL. I would read the SHIT out of a novel written by you.

I'm... I-... i don't know what to say, except thank you, I am a lil emotional rn so???? All I can do for now is point you to my insta poetry account I guess. It's mainly dark romantic love/hate poems/shorts about my adhd demon. I haven't updated it in a while, but I write a lot. I actually plan to put short parts of my own poems in the Dead Man fic at some point. But, yeah, here's one poem I wrote for my fiancé a while ago, to give you an idea of how/what I write when it's personal and not a fanfic 😅

at dusk, my darling

open up this heavy oaken door

and step inside

to find all that which hides behind

is wrapped in a thick blanket of dust

my love, be the first in centuries

to walk through this dark passage

that is my bleak and hollow soul

and do not fret the shadows that move

for those are only lost fragments of who I once was

shine your light upon my darkness

and see that these cold hallways

leading to my abandoned heart

are decorated with the remains

of those who claimed to love me before you did

the lost souls who thought

that my heart would beat for them

lost their way as they tried to fix my light

so I extinguished their flames of hope

and Death came for them in the night

but you, my darling

have wandered through my endless dark

and grew familiar with the unfortunate entities whom haunt me

you found your way around me

because you didn't try to repair the light

but embraced the darkness of which I am made

[thegeminisage]

longer update later but i just watched the tng episode with riker's dad in it and it made me fucking homicidal

[laugtherhyena]

If I remember, LINUJ said in Sora's character sheet that his original plans for the person in Akane's body at the end of SDRA2 was for their identity to be ambiguous (Even though like, Chapter 6 makes it pretty obvious that it has to be Yuki), saying that the identity of that person could be between Yuki, Sora, AE Utsuro or a combination of the three, all together in Akane's "dead" brain.

What a mess

[lonesomedotmp3]

it's a good song and a good video. I cannot fucking believe she put that man in there.

[poppurini]

mimi,,, savanaclaw novel and i think that i understand the appeal of diasomna now,,,,

i need my nervous system removed from me

[holdoncallfailed]

[corrieguards]

HI! I saw you reblogged the "ship me with a fictional character" prompt, so here we go!

I don't know you too well yet - so feel free to toss this if you don't like it - but I ship you with Jesse.

Now here me out - based on your writing, you gravitate toward sweet, romantic guys like Tup or Rex. But you would need/appreciate a partner who is, at least to start, a little more forward and willing to take the lead with confidence.

And babe that's Jesse. All confidence all the time, but not arrogance. I know we rope him into the Domino Twin's shenanigans in fanon, and I do think that playful part of his personality is there. But he's also known to be dedicated, intelligent, resourceful and loyal to a fault and will put up/walk the walk to prove it.

When that comes to romance, oh baby he will notice the smallest details you tell him. Execution on how to use that info may take him a bit to learn, but he'll learn. He's the guy that will happily listen to you spill tea and watch your favorite trash TV with you (and actually get really intimate). He'll take you out dancing but also fun dates like escape rooms or things like that.

He's also naturally going to take the lead in the bedroom. He doesn't have to, and is happy to let you take control if you want it, but he knows especially at first you're a bit shy/feel out of your depth, so he will do everything he can think of to make you comfortable or so blissed out you can't conjure the brain power to care. He gets off on getting you off, so there's no limit to how long he'll enjoy pleasing you no matter who's calling the shots.

ship me with a fictional character <3

I had to leave this ask for a while bc I couldn't even think of anything to say it. But even after re reading it i'm still just as speechless as the first time.

How tf did you literally read me so right ?? Am I just that obvious??😭

Jesse is one of my ultimate favs so shipping me with him is such a huge compliment!! You just made me whole year with this ask istg🥹🩵

All confidence all the time, but not arrogance

?? ↑ this is the best description of Jesse I think I've ever heard.

And the little nsfw thoughts?? I'm gonna have to write some Jesse smut after that cuz damn girlie🫠🫠

This ask has awoken something inside me.