#idk how to tag this. fuck it

[paniniprince]

hw from a few days ago that i forgot to post.....

[ratanarchist]

is anyone else just like. constantly filled with rage about their position under late capitalism and how we are expected to just keep playing this game that we know will literally kill us, is already killing people all over the world, and yet everyone around us is somehow fine with going about business as usual, with pretending we are free by being able to choose between different ways of being exploited. there is nothing more dehumanising than being forced to partake in a system that is actively detrimental to our survival as human beings, that is so physically, psychologically and spiritually destructive, and i don’t know how to deal with this anger anymore

[pixel8]

I’m sure he thinks his new look is cool as hell but it had to have been a little jarring to look in the mirror for the first time after that

[eugeniedanglars]

BEYOND obsessed with this house in fort worth, texas i mean

okay pretty normal, let’s look at the interior photos—

WHAT THE FUCK

here we see the first example of a pattern that will recur throughout the house, which is that once your eyes adjust to the bonkers dictator chic marble-and-gilded-everything, you notice some pretty egregiously shoddy workmanship. look at how that baseboard intersects with the outlet. look at how the marble... uh, thing on the wall (i was gonna call it a fireplace but it’s not a fireplace, i have no idea what that is) has gaps and weird angles wherever two pieces meet. it’s like they’re trying to recreate versailles on an ikea budget

i... don’t hate the kitchen. i mean, obviously it’s ugly and #toomuch and there was zero effort made to match the very modern appliances and sink to the cabinets, but still, i’m a sucker for a pass-through and a big sink with a window above it.

this ceiling Fucks but the wrinkly, uneven curtains and terrible caulking around the faux-column in the middle anti-Fuck

why did we suddenly completely switch aesthetics. why is there an old TV set into the wall at floor level. why is there a tiny set of doors next to it. why does the fireplace look like an asset ripped from the original dark souls. i feel a sinister presence sucking at my soul the longer i look at this photo

i feel like whoever designed this monstrosity started with the dining room and then once they’d finished it realized they’d blown half their budget on just this one room. it’s so overdecorated that the gaudiness feels intentional, like it’s a statement rather than a side effect of genuine tastelessness. i can applaud that.

here we have the antithesis of the dining room. i don’t know what this room is supposed to be but i hate it. i’m pretty sure everything in this photo literally came from ikea. there is a lack of commitment here and it is rancid

ladies, gentlemen, distinguished colleagues, we have now hit the cornerstone of any great tacky real estate listing: the heart-shaped bathtub! this one gets bonus points for being next to a gilded mirror and surrounded by bright red damask wallpaper. as a bathtub i’d give it a 1/10 because those angles look incredibly uncomfortable, but as a place to shoot my lover through the heart while wearing a gauzy fur-trimmed bathrobe before fleeing with our ill-gotten fortune i’d give it a solid 11/10

here we are with the lack of commitment again. this literally looks like the kitchen in my college dorm but with a weird fringey lamp and some curtains that are absolutely too long for their windows

again, the mix of styles here is just killing me. half damask wallpaper and carved wall panels, half normal-ass bathroom? really? isn’t there anything truly unhinged left in this house? anything truly opulent, decadent, off the chain, extravagant, gaudy—

THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT BAY BEE!!! THAT’S MORE THE FUCK LIKE IT!!! COMMIT! TO! THE! BIT! GO BIG OR GO HOME! IF YOU’RE GONNA STICK A CEILING DOME IN THE FOYER OF YOUR SUBURBAN TEXAS HOUSE IT HAD BETTER BE TWELVE FEET IN DIAMETER AND PAINTED WITH DOZENS OF FLOWERS OR ELSE WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE EVEN DOING HERE??

and finally, to close out the show, a reminder that this entire acid trip of a real estate listing took place in an ordinary, modern single-story house in texas, one with a backyard and utility boxes on the exterior walls and neighbors who may be blissfully unaware that they live mere feet from a yawning pit of madness.

i love tacky real estate listings.

[superbellsubways]

a guy

[soybean-official]

The youtube videos arguing about whether the hero of legend or hero of time would win in a fight should start talking about which one would win in a dance battle

Bonus: That was a trick question. It's actually warriors

[squiddlysq]

Dear Princess Celestia, today I got my ass beat by a train conductor.

[somuch-4-stardust]

HEY GUYS DW I FIXED IT!!!

[id: wilbur soot's most recent reddit post edited blackout poetry style to read "Ghostbur isn't dead. Ghostbur is close to techno. It seems to get easier. Not only is he feeling carefree, but he's happy. He hasn't felt sad. I hate sootings. Ghostbur has a lot of good memories, like:

He remembers the smell of baked bread

He remembers sparring with Technoblade as a child

He remembers the crowds and the loud cheers

He remembers cold icys

He remembers Tommy's kindness

Ghostbur is lighted well. Ghostbur feels loved." end id]

[rainbowcrowley]

where could i run? where could i hide? you're breaking in on me restoring ruins of my life

[morgueknight]

security breach guys as ac villagers (and gregory) because i have that power

freddys a jock bear

montys a smug gator

roxys a sisterly/uchi wolf

chicas a lazy (technically a bird here cause i thought it fit the design more)

sun and moon are the same cat villager that swaps with time and moons cranky and suns peppy

vannys a snooty rabbit

and peepaws kinda like tortimer if he was rotting and into murder?

bonus menacing gregory

[squiddiboo]

im glad hes back i missed their shenanigans

[wizardcorn3r]

alt ending : then they lived happily ever after

[mathildejr]

i'm working on a tv series set in France 1830 and I might. Have gone a little overboard with this.

period shojo-style romance Jon and Martin when

[sassyresacon1990]

nothing hits quite like the moment when you’re writing and you end your chapter/segment on such an insane sentence with a perfect match of impact and cliffhanger and you’re left sitting there like pacha from the emperors new groove when the sun hits that ridge just right 

[jake-meraga]

[toydrill]

goths... preps... we all unite under one flag