had this thought and now i can't get it out of my mind.
you're new to the neighbourhood, a few people have introduced themselves to you, brought you cookies or pie or pasta bakes and you haven't had a chance to finish them yet—and it's been a month.
you're taking the trash out one day, nothing new, when you notice someone mowing the lawn across the road from you. it was that nice old guy's house, the one who brought you over some key lime pie, which was absolutely delicious. and speaking of delicious, the man mowing the lawn was absolutely one of, no no, the best looking man you'd ever seen. however, you saw no van or truck with any equipment in it so he must live nearby. he noticed you standing in your driveway, trash bag in hand and he smiled and waved. he turned off the mower and jogged across the road to say hello.
he was so much taller, and bigger, up close. you didn't expect it, and surprisingly, you didn't falter at all when you spoke to him, learned his name was peter and he lived with nice cookie guy, who turned out to be his grandfather. he even offered to mow your lawn, which was getting slightly overgrown and you more than happily obliged.
he came over the next day, a day even hotter than the day before. halfway through mowing your lawn, he peeled his t-shirt off, slinging it over his shoulder. you watched from your sofa, moaning slightly as you saw his upper body muscles flex when his shirt came off. his slightly wavy, curly hair was getting damp, the heat from the sun making him sweat profusely. you had no idea what prompted you to make him a glass of ice cold water and bring it to him but you did anyway. watching as his throat bobbed when the liquid went down, a gasp leaving his lips when he finally stopped drinking.
that was not supposed to be a turn on but oh my god, the way his throat moved, the way his eyes squeezed shut. he was insane. he thanked you and handed you the glass back, and now you decided to falter and you dropped the glass. you frantically went down to pick it up and apologised before running back inside. you had no idea he followed you back inside until you turned around in your kitchen and he was stood there, a soft apologetic look on his face.
he spoke first, and you let the conversation flow until you must've accidentally blurted out that you thought he was attractive. he stepped towards you, almost cornering you against the kitchen counter. he was so smug now, grinning at you.
"need me to stop? or should i keep going?"
all you could muster out was a moan and not a second later, his arms were under your thighs, lifting you onto the counter, your legs instinctively wrapping around his waist. his lips attached to your neck, leaving soft kisses and nips, little bruises and marks forming across your neck.
he only came over to mow your lawn.
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i really hope that we start getting some schrodinger's eldritch characters now btw
characters played by kim who seem completely normal and bright and bubbly, and are constantly whining about how hungry they are
characters played by lauren and james who just always seem to know the hottest gossip, even when it can't have possibly had time to spread
characters played by corey and nick who are always humming and who hate crowds with a frightening intensity
characters played by curt and jeff whose seemingly jokey predictions come true and who are just a little too interested in the spankoffskis
characters played by jon who are instantly loved by adults, despite the fact that they are clearly very snide and petty and have some badly hidden malice running under their words
and last but definitely not least, characters played by mariah who show up out of nowhere to very gently but firmly remind the hero that they are loved
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BNHA SPOILERS
Hear me out, I still want Izuku to go completely feral...
But given the circumstances, I get why he's trying to keep himself together; If he goes feral, he risks making a mistake or causing collateral damage, and that could mean hurting Kacchan(or the others)
Clearly, he knows this so he's trying to rationalize it, to stay "calm" (even though he is still clearly livid)
Once again, thanks to Mirio for alerting him otherwise he MIGHT'VE lost it for real.
BUT HEAR ME OUT I WANT HIM TO GO FERAL on AFO.
Like idk if that means going apeshit on him in the Vestige world, or if there's going to be a secondary wind to this fight where Izuku physically goes to location and beats the snot out of AFO(I don't think that's too likely though since they're well separated and we JST spent all this time getting Deku to this location)
Like once Katsuki is back up, once the stage is cleared for it without Izuku becoming too dangerous towards the others, once he is BOLSTERED, I want him to go ham. But on AFO specifically.
I want AFO to get the total shit kicked out of him :) For Tenko and Kacchan. <3
This may not age well but THIS IS A CATHARTIC WISH LMAO
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No one:
Me, running on a full coffee thermos and zero sleep after a long day, after playing Hollow Knight to get a break from collecting figurines so both me and Link/Four won't go insane before rolling up to ruin Vaati's entire day and existence:
The Hollow Knight from Hollow Knight🤝 Breath of The Wild Link/Lu Wild 🤝 Original Attempted Calamity Hero
Thought to be a kingdoms final hope but due to circumstances outside of their control ended up idnavertedly heralding it's doom by either failing to defeat the evil/only sealing the evil for a time until it would inevitably break free to rampage again and either aiding in dealing with it or being unable to do anything about it/sealing it with their fall from grace.
The Hollow Knight from Hollow Knight🤝 Breath of The Wild Link/Lu Wild 🤝 Age of Calamity Link/ Lu Calamity : No Mind to Think No Will to Break No Voice to Cry Suffering, though to be fully emotionless/stoic but oh, they feel a lot actually but they're forced to hide and suppress it due to the expectation set upon them by their respective kingdoms in being their only hope against a great evil and so they're expected to just be a machine that gets the darned job done, probably needs a big hug a blanket and warm soup.
The Radiance 🤝 The Pale King 🤝 Hylia 🤝 Demise : Higher Beings with Thematic Parallels, something something "Maybe in another life I could have had your life and you mine" idk.
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Hylia 🤝 The Pale King 🤝 King Rhoam Bosphoramus Hyrule : Idnavertedly condemning the people they love or care for to arguably a fate worse than death in an attempt to do the right thing in an extremely dubious manner to protect their subjects, No Cost Too Great. In true Deity fashion showcasing how being loved by one is dangerous on the case of the first two idk maybe it's just the mythology obsession rearing it's head.
Anyway, have a lot of thoughts about them. Discuss I guess? *Leaves without elaborating to get more coffee*
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