Said I'd make a rant/analysis of c!Momboo but instead channelld all my hyperfixation into art-
+ Boomom because I miss her 😔
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I just did the auntie Ethel boss in bg3. did it perfectly first try, saved mayrina, let her keep her locket. felt amazing and good! then as soon as the dialog ended she burst into to flames and died for no discernable reason. I love this game, but fuck this game sometimes.
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The last time I had my hair played with I cried, I’m not even kidding bro. She was like just talking about random stuff and I laid down on her lap, when she started playing with my hair I was like ‘shit I’m going to fall asleep.’ But then she started scratching my scalp… I STARTED LIKE FULL ON SOBBING I FELT SO BAD.
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it’s literally not fine
i just needed a second guys c'mon
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Soap refuses to wear condoms, insists he's tracking your cycle and everything will be fine. Except when you text him: "Good news I got my period" and his immediate response is: "How's that good news?" you realize you misunderstood what he was tracking.
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Jazz and Johnny got...way more involved that Danny will ever want to know.
And Jazz, very liminal, actually fell pregnant.
She opted to leave for a bit, have the baby, and adopt it out. It was half ghost and half very liminal human, she had no idea what the GIW would do to it.
So she left on an "extended study trip", gave birth, gave it over to the adoption agency, warned them there was a high chance the kid would be a meta, and went about recovering.
Unbeknownst to her, that baby was immediately stolen by one Sheila Haywood for the purposes of tax fraud.
From there, the baby was given to Willis Todd, after Sheila lied and said that he was the father.
From there, the baby was put under the care of Catharine Todd, who died far too young.
From there, the kid tried to steal Batman's tires so he wouldn't starve.
Fast forward, and Jason Todd, now an adult, decides to pay a visit to the new head Psychologist of Arkham to vet the lady.
He ends up staring into a set of eyes that mirror his own, and when he runs the DNA from the hair he stole off of her, it comes back positive that yeah.
That's his mom.
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A SHORT X TALL ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP!!!! yes pls. they would be funny if you wrote it so pls
Height differences are my kryptonite I swear
Height Difference OTP Prompts
-> feel free to edit and adjust pronouns as you see fit.
"I love you," she mumbled, turning her head in embarrassment. "What did you say?" He teased, poking her. "I couldn't hear you from way up here." She huffed, looking up at him while a blush spread across her cheeks. "I said, I love you, you giant idiot."
"Can I borrow your shirt?" She asked, holding it up. "Yeah," her girlfriend responded, "if you want to look like you're wearing a parachute."
"You know, I've always liked it when you're on your knees," They said teasingly, brushing his hair behind his ear. "Why?" He asked, lip quirking upwards. "So you can finally look me in the eyes?"
She planted a soft kiss to the top of their head. "You can kiss me on the lips like a normal person, you know," they told her, raising an eyebrow. She shrugged. "It takes so much effort to bend over."
"You give the best hugs, I swear."
"You might have fourteen inches on me, but that does not mean I won't still kick your ass."
"You're acting like a child." "Well, at least I don't look like one."
"If you don't stop hiding the cookies on the top shelf I'm coming after your kneecaps."
"Lean over." "Why?" "Lean over." "For what?" "So I can kiss you!"
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The way Jeremy Knox’s characterisation for the past 9 years has been mostly fanon and now I’m going crazy with nerves because how is Nora going to write him????
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