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sewi-li-suwi · 2 years

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This is @anti-anti-anti-anti-wiz-council, asking anonymously because I can't ask from a sideblog. This ask is in response to your question in the tags about my use of "innit". (Obviously this whole ask is OOC.)

While "innit" originated as a contraction of "isn't it", it was my impression that in at least some British dialects it had come to be used as a general-purpose intensifier, even where "isn't it" wouldn't make grammatical sense. I did check a couple of online dictionaries to make sure before I made that post, and both the Cambridge Dictionary and Wiktionary seemed to confirm that impression, complete with sample sentences. ("They're such a wicked band, innit"; "You like listening to pop music, innit?")

That being said, it should be noted that the person playing @anti-anti-anti-anti-wiz-council is not an actual Brit, but an American attempting to affect an exaggerated British dialect for the character, so I make no guarantees that I'm using all these words correctly. (And there are almost certainly places I've used American spellings, because it would be hard to consistently keep track of that.)

(Oh, come to think of it, I already know one place I used American spellings—I wrote "color" instead of "colour". Whoops. Oh well.)

oh cool! yeah, i'm most used to it being used alongside dunnit (doesn't it), dinnit (didn't it) and wonnit (wasn't it), used for present tense verbs, past tense verbs, and past tense other stuff respectively. ig "won't it" /wəʊnɪt/ would also be the same sorta thing. i should also say that i i'm guessing the spelling of most of these, and they exist in my dialect primarily as loans from other dialects.

hang on, i can make this into a table (hopefully this works fine):

past present future

verbs: dinnit dunnit won't it

non verbs: wonnit innit won't it

i think in your examples ("they're such a wicked back, innit" and "you like listening to pop music, innit?"), i'd use "aren't they" and "don't you" instead, but it definitely makes sense that innit'd be used in all cases! it's definitely the most prevelant, and this is actually symptomatic of a wider process called grammaticalization - the way that content words evolve into grammatical markers. there're three main recognised processes:

semantic bleaching: word loses meaning (n/a in this case, but look at "i have to" or "i gotta" for a good example)

morphological reduction: word loses agreement with person, tense, number, etc, and becomes used in more places (seen in the examples you gave)

phonetic erosion: word becomes quicker and easier to pronounce (isn't it > innit)

anyways! thanks for sending the ask :D i really enjoy stuff like this

#also dw about using american spellings in places #i'm british and tend to use both ''color'' and ''y'all''#linguistics #ask #sewi's stuff #yeah thanks for the ask #i enjoyed writing this :D

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the-good-projxct · 1 month

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June 19th, 2024

10:03 pm. Listening to run me dry by Bryson Tiller babbyy. I saw on IG that Aniza went to see Bryson Tiller in the Siggz. Baby gworl is living my East African in Americana dreams. Hehehehe. Wow, hello Gøod Blog. I can’t even remember what I wanted to call the readers? Was it Goodies? LMAO, kinda sounds like my coochie. Anyway, whatevz. I had such an interesting day. It took me a long while to fall asleep last night. I was mostly home chilling on tuesday, I literally left the house because I wanted McFry’s chicken and chips. After I got up today, I decided I wanted to do my hair and feel nice. Then Kendi and I walked to the Chief’s office in my neighborhood to try and sort out my ID. The walk was nice as it was a sunny day. Once we got to the chief's office, they told us to go to Langata. So we hopped on TWO matatus to get there, it didn’t take long. Once we got there, they heard us and the lady told me to come back tomorrow with all my paperwork printed. Sigh. At least there is some movement. I have been dealing with this ID situation for like three months and I am low key over it. I am glad I took it upon myself and Kendi came along. Sometimes waiting on people is so frustrating. So yeah, I am hoping tomorrow pans out bc after that I can apply for a passport and get my drivers license, get mpesa and just exist as a Kenyan. The adventure was fun. Moving around this city with KendiKane is always a vibe innit. Something about sorting this ID situation is giving me hope about my life in Kenya as a Kenyan. I still sometimes wonder what life would be like if I had chosen Barbados. Anyway, I needed to come here to sort my paperwork and I chose here because of my family. I still wonder what could have been. My wanderlust is kicking in. I was thinking of a summer in NYC with King Zoulien eating poke bowls on a fire exit as the sun sets on a blistering hot day. That just feels like LIFE. Or a coconut on a Bajan beach while listening to the waves crash around me and some Rihanna tunes on the speaker. Tbf, I hope the ID settles too so I can feel more stable here and not feel one foot out the door. I applied to go toa global peace and leadership conference. I applied as a volunteer bc mandem ain’t got no money to pay 150$. But it seems like a fitting sorta ting. The keynote speaker is Ruto. LOLOLOLOL. How you gonna speak on peace when you’re over taxing your people to the point of revolution? I applied though because I feel like it fits with my studies, interest and future plans. Also, some nice networking possibilities. Getting a DL, a job and ID are my goals over the next few months. I have some plans/schemes up my sleeve. But mostly I want to finish the Gøod manifesto. Y’all Christinito sent me the website while I was in a bar on Friday and OMG. WOW. OMG. Mandem really did THAT. It is perfect. Even the colour schemes, the planet placeholders, the stars, he linked the music. I am so grateful I went to him and that he saw the vision. Honestly, I was feeling meh about finishing this. I was feeling meh about it all. Turns out all I needed was some inspo. I am so inspired. I am now ready to finish the 20 single page essays and Love as its own 8 pager. I Love when inspo comes unexpectedly. I always say with my writing and drawing that I cannot really force it. It’s a feeling. And I can feel the end of this is here. I am so excited. I am so ready. And then Life in Kenya can truly begin. Life is Gøod. I am Gøod. Ase. Ase.

#june 2024

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canesshuga · 10 months

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hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii um regarding gifmaking i havent made them in ages ! i still love making gifs but its just life comes first innit so imma start doing it again in the new year <3

for now ill still rb anything ga related ig but gifmaking of music artists is on hold for now !!!!

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donuts4evry1 · 2 years

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Decided to tinker around with Sonic Pi and managed that I had enough motivation to actually finish the entire song, haha. I’ll paste my code under the cut (it’s really, really long)

# It's a Ghost Dance! use_bpm 203 use_synth :piano

in_thread do # measure 1 wait 1 2.times do play :cs play :a wait 1 end

# 2 wait 1 2.times do play :ds play :b wait 1 end

# 3 wait 1 play :e play :cs5 wait 0.5 play :d5 wait 0.5 play :cs5 play :e wait 1

# 4 play :d6 wait 0.5 play :cs6 wait 0.5 play :a5 wait 0.5 play :fs5 wait 0.5 play :e5 wait 0.5 play :d5

# 5 - 7 3.times do wait 3 end

# 8 play :a5 wait 1 2.times do play :a5, release: 0.5 wait 1 end

# 9 play :a5, release: 2 wait 1 play :gs5, release: 2 wait 1 play :e5, release: 2 wait 1

# 10 play :cs5, release: 3 wait 3

# 11 wait 1 play :gs wait 1 play :a wait 1

# 12 play :b wait 1 2.times do play :b, release: 0.5 wait 1 end

# 13 play :b, release: 2 wait 1 play :cs5, release: 2 wait 1 play :b, release: 2 wait 1

# 14 play :a, release: 3 wait 3

# 15 wait 1 2.times do play :a wait 0.5 end play :b wait 1

# 16 play :cs5 wait 1.5 play :cs5 wait 0.5 play :cs5, release: 0.5 wait 1

# 17 play :d5, release: 0.5 wait 1 play :e5, release: 0.5 wait 1 play :cs5, release: 0.5 wait 1

# 18 play :cs5, release: 1.5 wait 1.5 play :cs5 wait 0.5 play :cs5, release: 0.5 wait 1

# 19 play :cs5, release: 0.5 wait 1 play :d5, release: 0.5 wait 1 play :cs5, release: 0.5 wait 1

# 20 play :b, release: 2 wait 2 play :b, release: 0.5 wait 1

# 21 play :b, release: 2 wait 1 play :cs5, release: 2 wait 1 play :d5, release: 2 wait 1

# 22 play :e5, release: 3 wait 3

# 23 play :e5, release: 0.5 wait 1 play :fs5, release: 0.5 wait 1 play :e5, release: 0.5 wait 1

# 24 3.times do play :a5, release: 0.5 wait 1 end

# 25 play :a5 wait 1 play :gs5 wait 1 play :a5 wait 1

# 26 - 27 play :e5, release: 6 play :cs6, release: 6 wait 5 play :gs5, release: 2 wait 0.5 play :fs5, release: 2 wait 0.5

# 28 play :e5, release: 1.5 wait 1.5 play :e5, release: 0.5 wait 0.5 play :e5 wait 1

# 29 play :e5 wait 1 play :fs5 wait 1 play :e5 wait 1

# 30 play :d5, release: 3 wait 3

# 31 play :e5 wait 1 play :cs5 wait 0.5 play :d5 wait 0.5 play :e5 wait 1

# 32 play :e5, release: 1.5 wait 1.5 play :e5 wait 0.5 play :e5, release: 0.5 wait 1

# 33 play :fs5, release: 0.5 wait 1 play :e5, release: 0.5 wait 1 play :d5, release: 0.5 wait 1

# 34 play :cs5, release: 1.5 wait 1.5 play :cs5 wait 0.5 play :cs5, release: 0.5 wait 1

# 35 play :cs5, release: 0.5 wait 1 play :d5, release: 0.5 wait 1 play :cs5, release: 0.5 wait 1

# 36 play :gs, release: 0.5 wait 0.1 play :a wait 1.4 play :b wait 0.5 play :b, release: 0.5 wait 1

# 37 play :a, release: 0.5 wait 1 play :b, release: 0.5 wait 1 play :cs5, release: 0.5 wait 1

# 38 play :b, release: 3 wait 3

# 39 play :cs5, release: 3 wait 3

# 40 play :d6, release: 1 wait 0.5 play :cs6, release: 1 wait 0.5 play :a5, release: 1 wait 0.5 play :fs5, release: 1 wait 0.5 play :d5, release: 1 wait 0.5 play :cs5, release: 1 wait 0.5

# 41 play :b, release: 2 wait 1 play :cs5, release: 2 wait 1 play :d5, release: 2 wait 1

# 42 play :e5, release: 0.5 wait 0.1 play :fs5, release: 2.9 wait 2.9

# 43 play :e5, release: 3 wait 3

# 44 - 48 play :a5, release: 15 wait 15

end

in_thread do # measure 1 - 3 3.times do play :a2 wait 1 2.times do play :a3 wait 1 end end

# 4 play :d, release: 2 play :fs, release: 2 play :b, release: 2 wait 3

# 5 play :a wait 0.5 play :fs wait 0.5 play :d wait 0.5 play :cs wait 0.5 play :d wait 0.5

# 6 play :cs, release: 3 wait 3

# 7 play :d, release: 3 wait 3

2.times do # plays lines 8 - 27 again # 8 - 11 2.times do play :d3, release: 0.5 wait 1 2.times do play :fs3, release: 0.5 play :cs, release: 0.5 play :e, release: 0.5 wait 1 end

play :a2, release: 0.5 wait 1 2.times do play :fs3, release: 0.5 play :cs, release: 0.5 play :e, release: 0.5 wait 1 end end

# 12 - 15 2.times do play :cs3, release: 0.5 wait 1 2.times do play :gs3, release: 0.5 play :cs, release: 0.5 play :e, release: 0.5 wait 1 end

play :gs2, release: 0.5 wait 1 2.times do play :gs3, release: 0.5 play :cs, release: 0.5 play :e, release: 0.5 wait 1 end end

# 16 - 19 2.times do play :fs3, release: 0.5 wait 1 2.times do play :b3, release: 0.5 play :cs, release: 0.5 play :e, release: 0.5 wait 1 end

play :cs3, release: 0.5 wait 1 2.times do play :b3, release: 0.5 play :cs, release: 0.5 play :e, release: 0.5 wait 1 end end

# 20 - 23 2.times do play :b2, release: 0.5 wait 1 2.times do play :a3, release: 0.5 play :b3, release: 0.5 play :ds, release: 0.5 wait 1 end

play :fs2, release: 0.5 wait 1 2.times do play :a3, release: 0.5 play :b3, release: 0.5 play :ds, release: 0.5 wait 1 end end end # end of that main second hand loop part

# 40 - 43 4.times do wait 3 end

# 44 play :a3, release: 0.5 wait 1 2.times do play :b3, release: 0.5 play :cs, release: 0.5 play :e, release: 0.5 wait 1 end

# 45 play :a3, release: 0.5 wait 1

play :b3, release: 0.5 play :cs, release: 0.5 play :fs, release: 0.5 wait 1

play :b3, release: 0.5 play :cs, release: 0.5 play :e, release: 0.5 wait 1

# 46 - 48 play :a3, release: 9 play :a2, release: 9 wait 9

end # end of in_thread

#this was made before I realized how to shorthand a lot of the notes and articulations in the software so um. haha #i did way more work than i needed to #this was really fun though I'm starting to copy down more songs in my free time #mun rambles #timbit talks #ig this is music innit??#omori

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cooloddball · 4 years

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So, this is Sus AF. Misha posted the video below on his IG a while back to promote Jason Manns' album- Recovering with Friends

The song is Joker by Jason Manns ft Jensen Ackles.

What gets me is that he could've chosen any other song to add to this video. Most people active in the fandom know who Jason is.

Alternatively, if he wanted to indicate that this specific song was his favourite or he wanted to promote it because Jensen was in it, he could've used any part of the song and only mention that it featured Jensen.

What gets me is that he used Jensen's part specifically and none of Jason's. It is Jason's album and not Jason and Jensen's.

So here is the part Misha was dancing to which is sang by Jensen:

You're the cutest thing

That I ever did see

I really love your peaches

Want to shake your tree

Lovey dovey, lovey dovey, lovey dovey all the time

Ooh eeh baby, I'll sure show you a good time

I find it quite interesting owing to the fact that Jensen has called him cute. Also peaches??!! 🍑🍑 ("citrusy creamsicle stone-fruit juicy goodness" anyone?)

Maybe it means nothing but maybe it means exactly what I'm thinking.

Ps. Thank You Rebe for showing me this video ❤

#cockles #jason manns and jensen ackles music #the joker by jason manns #misha on ig #misha wants us to know that jensen was singing to him #real subtle misha #real subtle #now we know what now?#i sweat these two have turned my world upside down #jensen and music #misha is the cutest thing though innit?

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uncertaininnit · 4 years

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im so behind on work but i’ve finally accepted myself as an inniter (i think) and so how am i supposed to resist watching every single clip of him that exists while i smile and mutter ‘hes a fucking child’

similarly, there was this video of him on tiktok last night that i found around like 4ish am and it was like right after he started streaming and he was playing that one song that is just like bops and he was like.... humming it? or like buzzing it? and i can’t for the life of me find a clip of it anywhere else but it was so good he had such control over his voice and he was only buzzing and idk. he was wearing a red shirt i think. anyway please fucking tell me where i can find this clip because i need to worship it

#this is unhealthy #but its just how it goes ig #tommyinnit #tommy innit #mcyt #tommy mcyt #you know tommy actually has musical talent #he can play piano #and from what i can tell he can sing #mcyt shitpost #child #georgenotfound #youtube #anyway i have work to try to do before switching back over to youtube

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mrfutureboy · 3 years

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WHO PLAYS PIANO IN THE "UPGRADED" VERSION OF THE MCFLYS???!! is it marty......omg...

#original entry #bttf #they have a whole ass piano right behind the dining room table...who plays it #do all the kids know how to play the piano??#is it just marty???#does LORRAINE know how to play piano??o #omg..wait ...... what if lorraine taught marty to play the piano #WHAT IF MARTY STARTED SHOWING MUSICAL INCLINATION AND HIS PARENTS GOT HIM A PIANO BUT WHAT HE REALLY WANTS TO PLAY IS GUITAR BUT THEYRE LIK #E 'NO HONEY TRY OUT THE PIANO FIRST SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT'#wait i was gonna get angstier about it but like...lorraine talks about how marty gave up on his music and considering he still HAS a guitar #he probably still got to play guitar in his youth. but thatd b fucked up innit #if the 'better' timeline took away his whole fucking Schtick (well not the whole thing ig. piano is still a musical instrument)#but marty as a pianist??? idk bro #bttf posting

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4ng3l-0n-34rth · 2 years

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Sprite // a Tangerine x reader drabble

i luv me some tangerine😚

a/n: your code name is blondie like the band, but if you’re actually blonde then thats even better! but theres no reference to your actual hair color in the story, also this is a fem reader story because i think it works better than ungendered since you’ll be posing as a sex worker for sum rich white guy

summary: you were hired along with the twins by different employers on a mission in assassinating a political figure in the United States (no not a real one) and as the contract killers you are, the three of you accept. although unbeknownst to you, you wouldn’t be working solo like you usually do.

warnings: murder ig but did you really expect anything less? rich people doing rich people drugs n such

JUST A REMINDER MY REQUESTS ARE OPEN! i’ve posted a fandom list and my request rules, but if it doesn’t inspire me dont expect me to write it🤷‍♀️

You only knew Tangerine and Lemon by their work names, and they only knew you by yours. You were the infamous ‘Blondie’ although not because of your hair color, rather the fact you worked best with a pair of headphones in, listening to none other than Blondie.

When you got the call from your handler saying you were wanted to assassinate Derek Brown, a current candidate for the New York Senator, you were weary. That was until they mentioned just how much you would get paid. 1 Million dollars. It seems like a lot for just one person, but for the job it was just enough in your eyes. Who had this much money to hire you? You and your handler were both unsure, but the pay was delivered half before the job and half after, so you were more than satisfied.

The plan was simple. You’d attend a party full of men too rich and fat to face any consequences for their actions in an underground club in New York City, and all you had to do was get him alone, find a way to administer the poison your employer delivered with the first half of your cash, and get the hell out of there. Seemed easy enough.

You dressed in a short cocktail dress, in order to blend in with all the other girls for hire in the club. Paired with some heels and expensive looking jewelry, then you were off to the club, the poison sitting comfortably in your bra for later.

Getting into the club was a lot easier than you thought it would be. The staff entrance was completely unguarded to your surprise, so you just stepped right in.

The music blared loudly as you waltzed through the club. Servers with trays of expensive liquors and lines of cocaine, definitely not somewhere you'd want your future senator. You smiled to all the men you made eye contact with, waving to a few and trying to keep your cool while searching for your target, but before you could find him two familiar faces came into your view. You immediately groaned and walked towards them.

"Well if it isn't the Sprite twins!" They both looked at you, utterly confused. "Y'know.. Lemon and Lime, like Sprite? What? Do you prefer 7Up or something?" One of the men cleared his throat and grumbled, "It's Tangerine." You couldn't help but stifle a laugh. "Oh I'm sorry! Tangerine... That's a bit of a mouthful isn't it? I mean of all the fruits you could've picked you chose Tangerine?" He rolled his eyes, as the one you remembered to be Lemon laughed along with you, nodding in agreement. "Says you Blondie. A little boring innit?" You scoffed and mumbled a whatever. "Anyways, why the hell are you two here?" Lemon spoke up this time. "Senator candidate Brown." He stated simply, and Tangerine elbowed him in the side and furrowed his brows, "Just tell the girl the whole mission why dontcha!"

You found it funny how his mood was so terrible. "Well then i believe we have the same goal, just don't get in my fucking way and we'll be all fine and dandy!" You sent a smile and walked away, hearing Tangerine mumble an 'all fine and dandy yeah right' as you were off.

After making a few rounds through the building, you laid eyes on the target, taking two glasses off the waitstaffs tray and sitting next to him. "I couldn't help but notice you looking at me from across the room..." You grinned through your teeth, handing him one of the glasses you were holding, then using that empty hand to rub his thigh.

After that not much small talk had to follow before he was whisking you away to a private room. "Would you like a drink hun?" You asked as you walked over to a side table in the room with a few glasses and a bottle of whiskey. "That sounds lovely doll," he replied as he started to remove his coat and tie, taking a seat on a couch in the room. You poured a drink and walked over to hand it to him, but pulled it away from his grasp before he could grab it. "Ah, this is your reward dear. You gotta take that shirt off first..." you played with his collar as you spoke, then stepped away so he could unbutton it, and while he was distracted you spiked his drink.

"Good boy.." you leaned forward to kiss his neck and handed him his drink. He drank it all down in one go, and the poison started working immediately, causing him to start choking and gasping for air. "Aww poor thing can't handle his liquor," you faked a pout and laughed. "Sick bastard..." Now for your great escape, you surveyed the room to find some kind of window or door to the outside to leave through so you didn't have to sneak past the two men guarding the door from the outside.

You spotted a window across from you and ran over trying to wiggle it open, but to no avail. The damn thing was sealed shut. Unknown to you, the twins had their own plan to get to him up their sleeve.

The brothers both headed towards the stage where they had a few fog machines, replacing the liquid in them with an anesthetic, then they both threw on a gas mask and turned the machines on. How the two worked was in now way conventional, but it worked for them and that's all they needed. Soon enough the gas reached the men guarding the room you were in, and the sudden thud of them passing out alerted you.

As you looked in that direction you spotted the gas seeping through the cracks in the door. "Fuck, fuck, fuck!" you muttered and grabbed a blanket to cover your nose and mouth to wait out the gas airing out. Soon enough the twins had entered the room, and to their surprise you were sitting calmly in the room with their target unconscious. "Is he uh... dead?" Lemon asked. You just nodded, trying to minimize your breathing to the best of your ability. They both closed the door and draped blankets around the cracks of it to keep the gas out, then removed their masks. "Bloody spectacular!" Tangerine shouted angrily. "We needed the cunt alive Blondie!" he groaned. "Oh... well I didn't, so my job here's done if you'll just excuse me-" you got up to try and leave but Tangerine stopped you. "Ah, if you leave now you'll pass out before you reach the door." You huffed and held a hand out, "Then I'll be taking one of those masks please and thanks."

"No way in hell love, not until I figure out what the fuck we're gonna do about this." You whined at his response. "Oh c'mon I didn't want to fight anyone tonight, especially the both of you, so please just let me walk." The twins shared a look, then Tangerine looked back to you. "Give me your worst doll, you aren't leaving just yet." You sighed and shook your head. You took a couple seconds to think of a plan of action, then suddenly lunged at Tangerine, giving him a good punch to the gut and reaching for his mask, but you were stopped in your tracks when you heard a gun cock from behind you. "Sorry Blondie, but he's right, we can't let you go just yet.

"You can't just keep me here! My handlers going to get nervous if I don't go back to my hotel within the hour. I bet she'll send back up too then your ass is grass." Tangerine snickered at your plea, "Lemon, go handle the bouncers outside, and lock the doors. I'll keep an eye on the lady." And with a quick nod, Lemon put his gas mask back on and stepped outside, then Tangerine readjusted the blankets in the cracks of the door.

"Go sit on the couch." He ordered and you groaned. "Next to the dead guy? Yeah pass I'll take the bed." You waltz over to the bed and kick off your heels then take a seat. You considered all possible options to slip by before Lemon had a chance to get back. "You might as well come take a seat with me since I'm going to be forced to stay here for a while," you spoke calmly and looked up to him, giving a doe eyed expression and a bit of a pout. Then just like any other man you ever tried to manipulate on the job, he complied and sat next to you.

"It's quite the gruesome line of work for such a pretty face.." you spoke softly and grazed your fingertips up and down his thigh. He grabbed your wrist and pulled your hand away. "Could say the same for you." He spoke quickly, using as few words as possible to get his point across. You could tell he was struggling with you so close to him and it made your sticky situation all the better. "So Tangerine... what's the idea behind the name?" you asked and turned from having your back against the headboard to facing him. You had to admit he truly was attractive. "Well Tangerines are sophisticated, easily cross hybridized. Adaptable, like myself." You giggled at how serious his response was, not thinking he'd have such a good explanation for a fruit.

"I still think lime would suit you more, my Sprite joke was funny," you smiled, and gently tried to move your hand back up his thigh again. This time he didn't budge, allowing the contact, although he didn't respond to you. "Y'know this line of work gets lonely, why won't you talk to me? When's the last time you had a real conversation with someone that wasn't Lemon?" You saw as his jaw clenched, he seemed irritated, not because you were bothering him, but because he knew you were right, he did want to talk to you. Suddenly he untensed and let out a deep sigh.

Letting his guard down. Perfect. "Not for a long while. Other than Lemon I don't really speak to people outside my job. The job I'm currently on and trying to not get distracted from, thanks." You frowned and went from gently grazing his thigh to placing your hand down, softly brushing your thumb over it. "It's probably more lonely working solo though," he was beginning to open slowly, deciding to not see you as a threat, but an acquaintance. "It is lonely, sometimes I regret this line of work. Wish I had a normal, boring, actionless life." You both progressively moved closer as you continued to chat.

It was hard to find someone going through the same thing you were since it was rare to meet people who would even begin to understand living your life as a weapon, but he did because he was the same. Tangerine was comfortable, but internally cursing his brother for taking so long and leaving him to keep his cool with you. Same as you, he couldn't deny your charm.

You suddenly leaned in all the way kissing the man in front of you, a hand on his cheek and the other slowly inching up his thigh. You could tell he was shocked by the delay in kissing you back, but something in him couldn't push you away. Both of his hands reached up to your waist, one staying there and the other making its way up your back. The kiss was over as soon as it started, with you reaching you hand on his thigh up into his waistband, pulling his own gun on him.

"I'm really sorry about this, I did enjoy our little chat." He was completely and utterly shocked. He was mad at himself for letting his guard down, but more upset that you tried to get close to him to catch him off guard. “Give me your phone.” you ordered and he looked at you dumbfounded. “I said give me your phone!” and he shuffled through his pockets and pulled it out. “Put in your password.” and he complied then handed it to you.

You opened his messages and put in your phone number, sending yourself a text, then tossed it on the bed. Tangerine tried to reach for it back, but you stopped him. “Sorry hun but I cant let you move.” you grabbed your shoes off the floor, not letting the man leave your sight, then leaned over and gave him a peck on the cheek, grabbed his mask, and put it on before backing out the door.

As you stepped out, you were met by Lemon. “Move a single muscle and I’ll blow your brains out.” you held the gun to the side of his head, and he froze. “Good.. now you’re going to let me go, and don’t worry about your brother he’s perfectly fine, just pussy whipped.” you gave a small chuckle and ran out the door to your car making your escape.

Once Tangerine could grab his phone he opened it to see a contact name, ‘Blondie😉’ and a message you sent to yourself.

“xoxo😚”

#tangerine #bullet train #tangerine x reader #lemon #tangerine bullet train #tangerine x you #tangerine x y/n #lemon bullet train #bullet train 2022 #bullet train movie

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justa-0-fangirl · 4 years

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Welp I guess I’m writing an AU now

Here are my headcanons for my own dsmp Undertale AU

Visual headcanons:

Ranboo’s sweater is red and green. Tommy’s is green and purple (disk.) Tubbo and Purpled would be like recolored MK’s but green and purple. Techno would look the same? Quackity looks like regular Mettaton in the regular form but with a Q on his face not an M. Quackity X is just robotish Quackity. I don’t really know how the others would look so use your imaginations I guess. Tommy as Flowey is a red flower instead of yellow.

Lore headcanons:

Puffy and Phil aren’t married, they’re just friends who raised children together. Tommy is adopted. So was Dream.

Waterfall is the Antarctic Empire. Snowdin is Kinoko Kingdom. Hotland is The Badlands. And New Home and the ruins are just the same.

Karl and Sapnap aren’t brothers. Idk what they are. Lovers ig? Sure.

Techno and Sam are good friends. They bond over egg hatred. Not of the egg just of eggs in general. They don’t like eggs.

Quackity and Wilbur are cousins. Quackity wanted to be a star but Wilbur was too scared to go with him.

Wilbur is very forgetful, Ranboo too.

Karl has a hard time keeping timelines straight. He can’t time travel but he does remember all the resets.

Sapnap isn’t really friends per say with Techno but he wants him to let him into the royal guard and teach him how to fight. Techno sees them as business partners.

MTT hotel is the big innit hotel. No one knows why it’s named that but Sam built it and Quackity runs it.

Niki is a fish instead of a spider. Fish donut and fish cider is what she serves. The bake sale webs are fish bowls.

Wilbur and Niki are great friends. He’s got a fish bowl with a flyer in his house.

Wilbur runs a normal farm instead of a snail farm. He’s got Friend with him on that farm. Thunder snail is sheep races :)

The rest of the lore that I haven’t specified is the same.

Magic headcanons:

Puffy and Phil have wind magic instead of fire magic.

Karl and Sapnap have mushroom magic instead of bones. Karl’s blasters are the same tho. They turn your soul white not blue.

Techno’s magic are swords not spears. He turns your soul pink not green.

Quackity’s magic is the same as MTT’s but he turns your heart blue not yellow.

Wilbur’s magic is music notes instead of tears. Kinda like Shyrens magic.

Niki turns you turquoise instead of purple. The whole line this is water instead of webs. Her pet is just a big ol fish.

Tommy’s magic is basically the same but less rainbows and more green, purple and white. Less stars more disks.

Flowey Tommy is the same. Creepy af.

Ranboo’s soul is the same as Frisks. Red.

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soo,,, the secret au huh?

its a band au. its a fucking band au. im posting this super impulsively, and it has no editing i think so if there are any mistakes,,,, fuck it idc

also this ends in a sort of cliffhanger i was gonan write more but i got tired of writing and never got the motivation to again im sorry lul

this au isnt just by me, theres other ppl involved in it too!! mainly bad timezone gang in technohive but others also helped :)

anywaysyysyshdhsh yea read if u want to ig

wilbur soot was discovered by a record label when he was 15 after he wrote the squid song. they didn't care that the lyrics were objectively bad, it was wilbur’s voice that grabbed their attention. they interviewed him and decided that they were gonna give him a chance. wilbur, who had always dreamed of being a singer, jumped at the opportunity. the interview went very well. they even asked him to sing a few songs and he nailed it. however, he wasn’t perfect. he still needed some vocal training. they spent an entire day discussing and signing paperwork. the label ended up arranging for wilbur to attend music classes to enhance his voice and get better at the guitar.

time-skip about 3 years. wilbur is 18 and is phenomenal at singing and the guitar. he starts going to uni and meets his roommate, an american student named technoblade who plays the violin. wilbur and techno quickly become friends, bonding over music and other mutual interests like video games. techno plays mini gigs on the street and at bars close to campus to make some money for himself. particularly at a little bar called “the harpy’s nest”

one day, wilbur gets bored sitting at home alone, so he goes to watch techno’s gig. he arrives halfway through the set and watches for about 5 minutes. after the gig is over, he watches as techno interacts with the bartender, a young man only slightly older looking than the two of them. techno notices wilbur and calls him over, introducing him to the bartender, philza. the two immediately hit it off and by the end of the night, they’ve exchanged numbers and a promise to meet up phil’s next shift.

over the next few months, the trio became best friends. wilbur learns that phil plays the drums and has several eps. one ep in particular, “hardcore2” blew up a bit in their general area and phil gained a bit of traction as a musician. the three boys spend most of their time hanging out at wilbur and techno’s dorm, or at phil’s bar. they stay up till ungodly hours playing video games and talking. their other friends dub them the sleepy boys, because of how tired they all are the next day.

however, as the months fly by, the date wilbur is supposed to finish training and write his first songs draws closer. he worries he’s bitten more than he can chew and he wonders if he’s even ready for fame. a month later he is assigned a manager, pete. pete says that his training contract has expired, meaning that he's ready to start writing his album. wilbur says that he needs to think a bit before he starts. pete was about to tell him he can’t have extra time to think because he signed a contract, but seeing the look of stress on wilbur’s face, he allows him 2 days before he starts. wilbur goes on a walk to think. he curses himself for second-guessing himself now. he realizes he doesn’t wanna do this alone. then he thinks of techno and phil.

what if they formed a band? that way he wouldn’t have to do this alone. he’s sure that they'd love to make a band together as well. he goes to them and… they agree. he goes to pete and asks him if they can be a three-piece band. pete says he needs to ask his higher-ups first. wilbur doesn’t hear from pete for 4 days and starts to worry. what if they won’t allow it? it wasn't part of the agreement so they have every right to turn him down. at the end of the fourth day, pete calls him and says that the higher-ups have agreed. they had to choose a group name by the end of 2 days. the trio was over the moon.

this was the start of sleepy bois inc.

their record label wasn’t massive, so the boys took to playing on the streets and in bars to gain some traction. they slowly started gaining recognition and grew faster when they made a youtube channel. they released several eps and a few albums, and gained a following over the next few years.

their first big break came 3 years after the band was formed. they had a decent following, about 50k subs on youtube and slightly less on other platforms. one day, jschlatt from lunch club, a massive boy band, got their music recommended to him on youtube. he’s intrigued and listened to it, and was surprised at how much he liked it. he liked it so much, that he decided to shout them out on twitter.

sleepybois inc’s popularity skyrocketed, and the members of both bands grew close. when lunch club announced their next tour, they revealed that sleepybois inc would open for them. the fans freak out, and many iconic moments and inside jokes form from this tour.

tommy innit was 19 years old and was preparing to become a musician. he was almost done with the 4 years of vocal and keyboard training provided by a record label and had to make a decision: be a solo artist, or join a band. if he chose the band, he has another 2 options: be assigned into a band that already exists under this label or make a new one with people that he knows.

tommy is also a massive fan of lunch club, and sees that jschlatt shouted out a band called sleepybois inc. he likes them a lot and becomes a fan of their stuff too. what tommy didn’t know is that they were at the same label he was training at and were open for a 4th member.

back on the music, tommy ended up going with band. he debated between making a band or being assigned one. after a while, he ended up going with being assigned. he was nervous about this because he'd have to integrate himself into their dynamic and feared that fans won’t like him, but he figured it’d be easier than making his friends all learn instruments.

being assigned a band is a process, so tommy had a couple of months free. during this time, lunch club was on tour with sleepybois inc and tommy got vip tickets to a show. so he went to the meet and greet and gave his number to sleepybois inc saying ”hmu if u need a keyboardist lul” as a joke (this is a very important detail i will include it f u)

so come around the day of tommy getting assigned. he has to do auditions for the bands that the record label selected for him to join. management has narrowed it down to the youngest 2 bands at their label who are open for a member: one of which is sleepybois inc.

it had been a month since tommy interviewed for sleepybois inc. he did pretty well at it, and had been talking to the boys a lot since then. he still hadn’t had news on whether he joined though.

it was 3 am. tommy had been working on school work for hours and had only just managed to finish up for the night. he settled into bed and was about to fall asleep when his phone rang. not bothering to look at who was calling, tommy picked it up

“who the fuck is calling me at 3 in the morning i swear to god-” tommy whispered angrily.

“tommy?” wilbur’s voice rang out “wait shit- this is probably a really bad time im sorry. but we have something important to tell you.”

tommy’s eyes widened.

“we’ve decided that you can join the band”

the band and their label spent a few weeks discussing how they would go about this. they boys decided they would need a name change too, and ended up settling on the name ‘purple pandas’. however, a new member and a name change would practically transform the band completely, so they had to go about announcing this the right way.

they ended up settling on posting a youtube video titled ‘making some changes’. seeing the announcement for this sent fans into a frenzy, frantically tweeting about what it could be. many rumours spread fast and it even got into a few news articles. conspiracies started floating around about what changes could possibly be taking place.

i cant write this shit no more bye

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