#im obsessed with him. literally

[butchniqabi]

small collection of rob halford in cat shirts (bc of tumblr's mobile photo limit) from his instagram

[liquidstar]

when you hear the premise of saiki k is "a loner boy with amazing psychic powers is constantly hounded by people desperately wanting to be his friends" its easy to assume that its because they think his powers are awesome, but... they dont even know about his powers. they just all love his autism swag so much that theyll start crying and screaming and throwing up if hes not around

[d-a-n-n-y-y]

Seen some of these types of francis fanarts where he killed those D.D.D guys so i thought i make one myself🔥/hj

(edit: original😭)

[methoughtsphantom]

Danny fake guardian angel au

You know how sometimes it’s highlighted how you have to be very careful on what you say in the presence of a spirit because they can twist your words and end up bidding yourself to it?? well uno-reverse-card the spirit also has to be careful on what he says because when Danny had said he owed the dude one for coming to his rescue in a gala Vlad had dragged him to, he didn’t expect that to be taken literally.

danny: wait seriously?? i literally say that all the time!

cw: not after being crowned ghost king, you haven’t

danny: but—but I was also human when I said it. doesn’t that protect me or smth

cw: *shakes his head*

danny:

danny: omg this is a nightmare

cue timmy’s brucequest period (cuz he’s the guy) being so high strung and tired, he just wants some company, which is a so low stakes thing to want the deal Danny unintentionally goes sure we can do that and pulls him towards the guy, despite Timmy never outright saying he wants company. (tim always speaks in the sanctity of his own mind, not out loud)

So. random spirit manifesting. Tim going all who the fuck are u

and Danny panicking and saying your guardian angel

Tim not being impressed while Danny promptly blushes like a moron because that did not come off as he wanted it to.

Yes accidental dead tired where the dynamic goes from Tim trying to shake this probably demon that somehow latched to him being all like ??? dude leave me alone, and Danny being there like bitch i’m trying

to

huh. im actually being protected by a spirit like he said he would. he’s strangely an idiot but also he’s overpowered and just never leaves my side which he says it’s an angel obligation but I think it’s bullshit but also hoping it’s not because it appeals to my crippling fear of abandonment (anyways he really seems to take after those little cartoon angels that poof into your shoulder to keep from me doing wrong decisions) translate into my future boyfriend seems increasingly appalled to what i am up to

meanwhile danny

Bitch you better thank your god I’m dead because otherwise I would already been killed. I did not sign up for a assassins what the fuck I thought you were a normal civilian not a literal superhero and omg that is a fruitloop. no no back off you wrinkly raisin this is my emotional support idiot you can’t have him and what do you mean you’re messing with time whatever this way I can get back to clockwork—

[bishy437]

inuyasha-esque AU where moshang travel back & forth between worlds bc im stupid like that 🥴

[hir444eth]

i could talk about this scene for hours. the way wade uses als full name. the way wade uses logans full name. the look they share. the little nod. the way al was so nice to logan, vice versa. want me to keep going? because i will. the way this is the scene after the classic romcom “calling they’re name before they can walk away” scene. the way its literally wade introducing his bf to his mom. the next scene being logan finally happy with wade and his family. everything about this scene and movie is so queercoded.

[arunneronthird]

u may think this is a joke (which it is) but also jon has managed to literally forgive damian for everything hes done in every single universe hes been in and no one else

[banghwa]

(on Robert Pattinson’s original screen test) "I was like, 'I’d love there to be no color but red.' I just want to see him come out of the darkness. I want him to come out of that- come out of the shadows- readable dark- and I want him to walk up to the mirror. We had the light right over the mirror. So he's coming into this top light that felt to me like the red version of the Godfather or something, right? And he- he looked like- he looked like a young Marlon Brando or something, right? I mean, he just had such a beautiful face, and he just stared at himself and I said, ‘I just want to see what that moment is, Rob, when you're deciding to transform,’ and he did that and there was something in that moment where I was like, ‘Well this is- this is the movie.’ I don't know why, I just know it is."

THE BATMAN (2022) - dir. Matt Reeves (insp.)

[yesloulou]

Daniel does a little dance to entertain himself and Simon was Not Impressed™️ FP2, 2014 German Grand Prix 🇩🇪 | link via @annebd

[phoenixspencer]

DRAGON AGE: THE VEILGUARD | RELEASE DATE TRAILER

[ryvdraws]

every time i adjust the way i draw richies hair i level up

[animnightmare]

Somthing I love about old man fiddauthor is that, while we all agree McGucket is cute, he objectively aged poorly. Bald, few teeth, knobby knees and terrible posture. And Ford is canonically a silver fox. Like hes objectively attractive. And I just think the contrast is adorable

[vyeoh]

And can I say that another thing that resonates with me about ambrosius being a queer asian man is the focus on his bloodline and his heritage.

As a trans + queer asian guy I'm probably never gonna have genetic kids and as an only child that's something I've had to come to terms with. Queerphobia in Chinese culture (in my experience) in very different than in the US because instead of stemming from evangelicalism, a lot of it comes from the stigma of not being able to have kids and have a "normal" family and continue the bloodline. And the guilt of the bloodline ending with me is constantly something at the back of my mind.

Even though it's not really touched on in the film explicitly, a big part of Ambrosius' arc is saying "fuck you" to his responibility to his bloodline and choosing to be happy with his bf instead. And there's an interpretation of that which is arguing for queer asians to say a "fuck you" and choose their own happiness. We're allowed to be selfish, and choose ourselves

[6ronze]

Capitano.

nsfw. mdni.

Since his face reveal is nowhere to be seen for now, I STRONGLY headcanon that he has the longest, nastiest monster tongue behind that mask. He uses it to his advantage with you, replacing his cock with it instead when he thinks you don’t deserve him thick girth. Though he says it’s a punishment, he knows his tongue alone makes you feel just as good—he’ll slither his tongue up your insides and probe your g-spot with side to side licks with the the sharp tip of it, making sure you feel him stretching you out. He probably eats you out for a good 5 minutes as a way to prep you up for his dick, letting his saliva lube your pretty hole for him</3

[fluffyartbl0g]

Someone get this man a younger sibling that ISNT like. Twice his height.

[superbatlvr1]

new doodlz