#in the middle of a conversation

[moreespressoformydepresso]

I’ve already said I hc that Anthony speaks French when he’s having Big Feelings, but I would like to add to that: if it’s bad enough, he can get “stuck” in French. As in he genuinely cannot form English sentences even if he wants to. The words just don’t come to him, or they’re so jumbled and grammatically misplaced it’s unintelligible. And his friends understand like- four words in French combined. All of them via Anthony’s speaking the language. So if, say, he’s having a panic attack bad enough to get stuck, he will be unable to communicate why.

Not that he would if he could speak English, but the squad would have a fighting chance at figuring it out based on what he does say.

[magicalgrimm]

Trying out some things with art.

Also I just like this drawing.

[mellaithwen]

I was so happy yday that I was genuinely worried I’d have nothing to talk about in therapy (because of course I worry I’m doing it wrong 99% of the time like a very normal person…and I only deserve to be there if I’m making myself sick from how hard I’m sobbing) so oFCOURSE my dad turned around and did the equivalent of hold my beer and acted like a complete fucking prick 😤

[garpen]

12 yrs old Jason having just been dropped off at Wayne Manor: Do you just take in every orphan you meet off the street?

Bruce: No, you're the first kid I picked up off the street. I picked up my last one at the circus.

Jason: Is that a joke? I can’t tell if that’s a joke.

Bruce: My son's name is Richard, but he insists on going by Dick.

Jason: And he’s…from the circus?

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

On Saturday I hung out with my 84-year-old ecologist great uncle and he stopped in mid-conversation (abt the return of the whooping crane) and very seriously told me that "you can go one of two ways, as a naturalist"; either you keep sight of the hopeful possibilities, or you don't. I'm one of nature's wretched little pessimists but when an old ecologist literally holds your hands in his and tells you, "don't despair," you have to try, I feel.

[dangans-ur-ronpas]

happy pride month

[chronic-optimistt]

okay so andriel is like the exact opposite of an insufferable couple. but they do partake in one singular typical insufferable couple activity. footsies. i’ll go to war over this take

like these bitches cannot be sitting across from each other without commencing in full out combat between their shoes. there is no mercy. keeping to ourselves like normal people? nah! let’s put our partners calf in a chokehold! first to cut off the circulation wins!

[caligvlasaqvarivm]

[grasslandgirl]

alex song xia should get awards and knighthood and the Nobel prize for the funniest best character concept in the world for liv-as-kingskin in never stop blowing up. over achiever valedictorian kleptomaniac 18 y/o girl in the body of a huge bald hulking Vincent d'onofrio crime boss body. favorite character in the whole world

[coryyes]

nyaaaaaaa rawrrrrrrrr (gets shot)

[fillejondrette]

it's pretty funny how men complain about male loneliness as if loneliness is a sex-specific condition meanwhile you can't even be nice to a man because he'll make it weird

[beinganegg]

Very belated Isabeau birthday comic

[dustykneed]

captain kirk sir please. with all due respect sir stop making your boyfriend so mad he has to physically get up pour himself a drink and get into your other boyfriend's lap for emotional support. it has been zero days since he last put you in horny jail sooner or later you're going to give him an aneurysm. sir do you hear m

anyways if y'all want the blank template just lmk ig ¯⁠\(⁠´⁠ー⁠｀⁠)/⁠¯ tag me if u make funnies i'd love to see em

[ethosiab]

Etho returning to his s7 roots and constructing a beautiful entrance to hungry hermits for tango

[poliffwoog]

The guide fweheuhuieheueuhehehhehehiheh

[chodzacaparodia]

When the truck hit Kisaki I burst out laughing and you can't blame me

It was just like the bus scene from "Mean Girls"