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bloodbounds · 9 months
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not mal and tyril ending the book on a road trip together LMFAODJFK
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thatdeshigirl · 22 days
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in 466 BC : fuck around and find out
in 2024 : fuck around and watch everyone on social media find out
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djarinova · 26 days
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just found another thing that makes me anxious to do with travel. roadtrip with multiple cars
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keerysfreckles · 5 months
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she's american — OP81 (smau)
pairing: oscar piastri x sargeant!fem!reader
summary: oscar falls in love with his best friends sister
warnings: none!
a/n: landoscar podium this weekend i can feel it 🤞 (sos im too delulu rn)
masterlist !
⋆ ˚ 。 ⋆ ୨୧ ˚
y/n_sargeant just posted !
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y/n_sargeant does my brother race in mclaren? no! was i in the mclaren garage all weekend? yes! oscarpiastri, landonorris
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user1 y/n feeding us with landoscar content once again 🙏🙏
mclaren come back anytime 🧡
y/n_sargeant idk how logan will feel about that 💔💔
user2 the mclaren it girl
user3 the caption im 😭😭
logansargent so this is where you were all weekend?!
y/n_sargeant well yes! 🤭
oscarpiastri lovely seeing you again y/n!
user4 lando's pose is so cute he's never beating the babygirl allegations
williamsracing come home we miss you 💔
y/n_sargeant i'll be back next weekend (per logans request)
y/n_sargeant just posted !
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y/n_sargeant hung out with the better williams driver this week 🐬🌺🐛☀️ alex_albon
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alex_albon I HAD A BLAST Y/N!!!!!
y/n_sargeant AHH ME TOO A!!!!!!!!!
user1 aw the matching snorkel pics 😭😭
user2 THE BETTER WILLIAMS DRIVER PLS SHE DID NOT HOLD BACK
logansargeant YOU HUNG OUT WITHOUT ME?????
y/n_sargeant not the first time baby bro 🤷🏼‍♀️
logansargeant y/n we're twins...
y/n_sargeant yeah but i'm older 😁
logansargeant BY TWO MINUTES
landonorris did you keep the sand dollar i gave you 🥺🥺🥺
y/n_sargeant of course 🤗
loganaargeant LANDO WENT TOO??????
user3 uh oh logans in his temper tantrum era
oscarpiastri petiton to go on more trips without logan
logansargeant i'm done.
user4 PLS OSCAR BEING ON Y/NS SIDE
y/n_sargeant just posted !
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y/n_sargeant i missed the mclaren garage 🧡 oscarpiastri
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user1 OSCAR CONTENT!!!!!!!!!
user2 notice how they're all just of oscar......
mclaren oh how we've missed you 🧡🧡
y/n_sargeant i've missed you more 🥹
user3 y/n can you boop oscars nose for me thanks 🤞🏻
oacarpiastri how many random photos do you even have of me
y/n_sargeant too many to count......
landonorris chat y/n couldn't stop following osc around all weekend it was adorable
y/n_sargeant LANDO SHUT YOUR MOUTH
user4 oscar looking at y/n in the first pic :((
oscarpiastri just posted !
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oscarpiastri skipped the grid dinner to be with her ❤️
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user1 OSCAR SOFT LAUNCH ERA???????
user2 HE CARRIED HER HEELS FOR HER I REPEAT HE CARRIED HER HEELS FOR HER
landonorris do i know the lucky gal 🤨🤨
oscarpiastri maybe
user3 is that y/n??????? i thought she was blonde?????
user4 im being delulu and saying she dyed it 🤞
logansargeant oscar answer your phone.
alex_albon double date when 😁😁
mclaren the only acceptable reason to skip a grid dinner
oscarpiastri can i miss next weeks dinner as well..?
user5 y/n being in the likes but not the comments.. hmmmm
y/n_sargeant just posted !
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y/n_sargeant brunettes have more fun! 🤎🧸
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user1 oh girly is brave for posting this after oscars post last night
alex_albon we basically just switched hair colors 😁😁
mclaren orange looks better with brown hair anyway 😉
user2 oscar being in the likes and not the comments this time...........
user3 they're being too sneaky i fear
landonorris I'VE CONVERTED YOU 🙌🏽
y/n_sargeant i cannot confirm or deny
user4 OKAY POP OFF Y/N!!!!!
logansargeant i could've helped dye it ☹️
y/n_sagreant we both know you would've messed it up
imessage !
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oacarpiastri just posted !
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oscarpiastri girlfriend gave me permission to hard launch ❤️❤️ y/n_sargeant
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user1 THE FIRST PIC HELLO???????????
user2 im still not over the dinner post 😭😭😭😭😭😭
y/n_sargeant oh i look good in the second slide 🤩🤩
oscarpiastri ikr! 😘
mclaren best f1 couple out there 😍🧡
landonorris i can hear logan screaming from his hotel room.......
oscarpiastri oh god
y/n_sargeant even after we told him earlier.. 🤦🏻‍♀️
user3 one thing about oscar, he loves taking pics of y/n getting ready
user4 ABSOLUTE CUTIES UGH
y/n_sargeant just posted !
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y/n_sargeant i love my boyfriend ❤️ (logan pls ignore this thanks xx) oscarpiastri
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oscarpiastri i love my girlfriend ❤️
user1 oh the hard launch is hard launching 😖
user2 Y/NOSCAR GIRLIES HAVENT BEEN DELUSIONAL !!!!!!!!!
logansargeant i'm happy for you y/n :) and i guess oscar 🙄
y/n_sargeant awwww logie bear 🥹🥹
logansargeant i thought we'd never bring that name up again
oscarpiastri hey logie bear 😁
user3 all the oscar content we're gonna get now omg..
user4 so is y/n gonna be in mclarens garage again this weekend???
user5 camermans gonna love zooming in on y/n right after showing oscar driving i just know it
landonorris so you take my best friend and my boyfriend????
y/n_sargeant yeah basically 🤗
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propertyofwicked · 3 months
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TRANSFERRABLE
platonic!f1grid x reader SMAU
in which the 'injury to race success' curse is seemingly a transferrable skill....
✧ my inbox is open ✧
masterlist the playlist
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mclaren have posted!
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mclaren LANDOSCAR 1-2 LFGGGGG 🧡
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user2 mclaren dominance era
landonorris LFG 🧡
⤷ user7 🔛🔝
oscarpiastri 🧡🧡
⤷ user1 that last overtake had me feelin some type of way mr piastri
⤷ landonorris don't feed his ego any more i beg
nicolepiastri glad i cancelled my pilates session!
user19 LANDO MULTI-WINS
alex_albon congrats guys! well deserved!
⤷ user4 is y/n holding a gun to your head as you type this alex?
⤷ alex_albon no comment.
williamsracing have posted!
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williamsracing both boys in the points! YES SARGE (and albono)! smiles all round in the garage today
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alex_albon "....and albono" - cheers admin.
⤷ williamsracing shush let me celebrate in the way i see fit
⤷ alex_albon sorry admin, i'll leave :(
⤷ logansargeant ...are you trying to guilt trip them rn?
⤷ alex_albon shut up i think it's working
⤷ williamsracing it's not ❤️
user5 logan in the points and an LN win on the same day - the power of manifestation
logansargeant thank you everyone!
⤷ williamsracing we knew you could do it sarge 🫡
user8 where is y/n in the comments bro :(
user10 hell hath frozen over
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yourusername joined the no appendix club - this is going to ruin the tour
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landonorris what tour?
⤷ yourusername the world tour!
logansargeant i warned you! i told you to see the doctor. and what did you say? "it's just a stomach ache".
⤷ yourusername in my defence, it WAS a stomach ache...just caused by my appendix slowly bursting
⤷ logansargeant when will you learn to listen to me?
⤷ yourusername when? when did i ask?
user12 everyone say thank you y/n!
⤷ user8 thank you!
⤷ user3 thank you!
⤷ logansargeant thank you!
⤷ landonorris thank you!
⤷ user6 when even the drivers credit their success to y/n and her appendix 💀
⤷ logansargeant i prefer to consider it a surprise tool i can use later
⤷ yourusername it? tool? that's it, im taking away your appendix privileges.
oscarpiastri formally requesting you remove your gall bladder for the next race pls and thank you
⤷ yourusername ...no?
⤷ oscarpiastri fake friend
⤷ oscarpiastri heart 💔 been broke 📉 so many times ⏰
carlossainz55 welcome amigo!
⤷ yourusername does the pain of having your organs rearranged ever go away?
⤷ carlossainz55 eventually, you just have to be patient
⤷ landonorris i can help rearrange them back to normal if it doesn't
⤷ yourusername i- i don't know how to respond to this
⤷ landonorris is that a yes?
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bee-birb · 5 months
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i want the "if its merlin it cant be wrong" applied to everything, not just magic. like, if arthur came back and discovered the bro-talk of calling something gay as an insult, then one day was like "thats so gay, merlin" if merlin tripped on his feet or something and merlin would just freeze, slowly turn around and be like "how tf did you know" and arthur would have an existential crisis, like 'gay is bad. but merlin is gay. merlin is not bad, so gay can't be bad.' and then *insert gay ass internalized homophobic arthur subconsciously trying to woo merlin in the modern era*
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hanniedream · 10 months
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Clueless. <Masterlist>
Synopsis: Wonwoo and you are were both oblivious idiots.
Characters: Jeon Wonwoo × Reader, other members as side characters.
Genre: Smau, Fluff
A/N: Based on this. Reblogs and feedback are very appreciated. Reply or send an ask to be added to the taglist.
Status: Completed.
↺ Clueless.
↺ Not a Date Date.
↺ Not Hypothetical.
↺ He Talked to ME.
↺ Okay, Cupid.
↺ Y/nwoo.
↺ Rude 😐.
↺ Pay Up.
↺ Expert in The Y/N Sector.
↺ Deja Vu.
↺ Back In The Game 😎.
↺ Element of Surprise.
↺ Marry The Man RIGHT NOW!!!!!
↺ The Name of That Thing.
↺ I Just Might Fall In Love With You.
↺ The L Word.
↺ Domestic Era.
↺ Married Couple Behaviour.
↺ IDK Man Just Kiss Them.
↺ Mutual Pining Idiots, 50k Slow Burn AU.
↺ You’re Just Mad Because You’re Single.
↺ You Better Believe It.
↺ 4 Against 1.
↺ Out With The Boys.
↺ I Guess I No Longer Have a BF?
↺ AITA For Considering Divorce.
↺ Just Bros.
↺ Bros Only Trip.
Bonus:
↺ Kuromi Shrine.
↺ Dumber Than The Rock.
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maplesyrupsainz · 6 months
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˖⁺。˚⋆˙they dont know me like my baby | CL16 ˖⁺。˚⋆˙
pairing: charles leclerc x singer!reader y/n (she/her)
genre: social media au, secret relationship
warnings: none just fluff af
summary: in which you release a song to hard launch your relationship to the world
a/n: i LOVEEE smau it's so fun hope this lived up to the req expectations!!!! i rly enjoyed putting it together:)))
request!!!: smau for Charles whom he’s secretly been dating and they decide to hard launch their relationship by releasing a song together, we all know how much he likes music. Anyway, could you please use sabrina as face claim? I just really like her 💌
fc: sabrina carpenter
my masterlist
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yourusername making a little something
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user1 and by little you mean a whole album, right???
user2 OMGGG Y/N BACK IN THE STUDIO EVERYONE
gracieabrams ahhhhh i cant wait to hear it
yourusername YOU WILL SO SOON
user3 girl of my dreamsss
user4 I LVOE YOU
user5 we are gagging for new music pls pls pls
phoebebridgers if u dont leak that shit into my dms😀
yourusername yes mommy
user6 MOMMY??
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charles_leclerc posted a story
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user7 going where so late at night
pierregasly travelling?
charles_leclerc y/n has a music emergency 🚨
pierregasly ohh you are down bad it seems
charles_leclerc whatever that means...
user8 IMY CHARLESSS
user9 safe flight <333
yourusername 🥹
yourusername posted a story
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gracieabrams omg cuties
yourusername i need him on this song with me 😭
gracieabrams hard launch via song???
yourusername OMG WAITTT
gracieabrams 🤭🤭🤭
user10 who is heeee
user11 omg musician bf???
user12 me when wtf
charles_leclerc 📍 london
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charles_leclerc quick trip
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user13 who is she bro
user14 who are you visiting charlessss
pierregasly down bad
charles_leclerc ok ok i get it now
user15 OMG
user16 gracie abrams in his likes why?
user17 mystery blonde girl returns
user18 @.yourusername follow him back 🥵
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user19 not charles liking this comment 💀
user19 omg he was in my city wtf
yourusername posted a story
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user20 WHAT????
user21 urm excuse me...????
user22 HELLO?
user23 omg? y/n x charles collab?
user24 i knew u would be a ferrari girl
charles_leclerc suits you
yourusername you would say that
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yourusername this is just your pre-warning that something is coming
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user25 oh my god
user26 IT HAS TO BE A COLLAB
user27 am i imagining things
charles_leclerc 😎 see you at the next race?
yourusername oh i'll be there
user28 there's no way
user29 MY WORLDS ARE COLLIDING
gracieabrams im most excited out of everyone!!
yourusername my loyal fan🥹🥹
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user30 stop teasing 😭
user31 album NEOWWWW
user32 im so ready for this era
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yourusername my new song ‘bad for business’ is yours now, featuring charles leclerc ❤️ a big shoutout to charles for being my shoulder to lean on during the writing & recording process, the song wouldn't have been complete without his input im forever grateful
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user37 omg the song....
user38 this is giving hard launch.....anyone else?
user39 charles AND pierre in the likes she's infiltrated his friends
user40 ALL OF MY FRIENDS THINK I'VE GONE CRAZY BUT THEY DONT KNOW ME LIKE MY BABY???
user41 the best i've ever had he's so nice he ruined all my plans???
user42 he makes me so crazy i know everyone sees he'll be the death of me?!?!?!?
user43 omg they're in love
pierregasly you kept that quiet
charles_leclerc hah hah
yourusername thanks for keeping our secret pierre 💋
pierregasly of course
user44 pierre knew 😭
charles_leclerc
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charles_leclerc her through my eyes 😊
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user45 THE CAPTION😭
arthur_leclerc love the song guys ❤️
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user46 i could cry
user47 cant believe they were dating this whole time omg
user48 y/n is a WAG bro
user49 most gorgeous couple in the world
user50 cant wait to see y/n in the paddock more often now
yourusername u r so good for my heart
charles_leclerc i love you
yourusername i love you 🥹
THE END ❤️
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umbrellacam · 2 months
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Have any Dick & Tim fic recs for us poor unfortunate souls? We’re hungry for brotherisms
I feel you anon, there can never be too many Dick & Tim brotherism fics! 😊 I had a great time wading through my bookmarks to pull some recs (and inevitably lose a bunch of time re-reading things lol), so thanks for the ask!
so I've organized the below first by general time period, then categories like Canon Divergence and Alternate Universe. I've also limited myself to fics that have a clear focus on Dick & Tim as the primary relationship (although some of them include other characters or ensembles).
Hope that you find something new that you enjoy, friend!!
A Thousand Ninjas, by @silverwhittlingknife (100k WIP series) - Silver's fantastic epic that covers the span of Dick and Tim's relationship in preboot canon. Some of the individual works are WIP, others are complete - just read them all, okay, you will not regret
Dick and Tim, through the years: from Lonely Place of Dying, through Tim's Robin years, and beyond Red Robin. "Watch me on the trapeze, Tim. I'm going to do my act - 'specially for you." (B 441) "Who the hell are you?" (NT 60) "Dick Grayson is my brother. My best friend." (R 181) "You're my equal. My closest ally." (RR 1) "I can't see him. You can't see him. But I know Robin. And Robin's always there when you need him." (TT/O Secret Files) "You're my brother. You'll always be there for me." (RR 12) "And then I think... no... it's for Tim. For him, a thousand ninjas is just the start of what I would do." (N 138)
EARLY ROBIN TIM
Brothers Have the Worst Timing, by @havendance (1k) - god I love Tim just popping up randomly to be the most annoying little brother ever, and frankly there's no better time for it than during Nightwing/Huntress, when he can bother both Dick and Helena at once.
Tim crashes Dick and Helena’s ill-advised one-night stand; this is awkward for everyone involved.
A Long Fall with a Sudden Stop, by @eggmacguffin (5.1k) - Interesting and appropriately awful take on fear toxin, with a relatively young Robin!Tim having to manage an incapacitated Dick. Also good Dick & Bruce content.
Dick Grayson was not and never has been afraid of heights. However, there were moments, moments in the wake of tragedy, in the midst of doubt, where he was deathly afraid of falling. — Dick Grayson. Fear Toxin.
Little Brothers and Stupid Ideas, by lazarusfell / @gretahayes (2k) - Tim breaking into Dick's apartment to be a neurotic little dork at him, my beloved.
Dick doesn't think he'll ever get used to his little brother's idiosyncrasies. It's like whenever he thinks the kid can't get any weirder, he decides to just blow Dick out of the water with some new abnormality. It's endearing.
LATE ROBIN TIM
lifeline, by me c: (~700) - just a ficlet, but I'm still fond of it, so. set nebulously post-Infinite Crisis, after both brothers' Really Bad Year.
At a low moment, Dick thinks he needs to catch Tim, and he just - can't. Tim catches him instead.
a soft place to land, by unchosenone / @bitimdrake (3k) - set during the OYL cruise around the world; gorgeous brotherly feels and support and absolutely adopted as personal canon.
Tim rubs the back of his head, trying to affect a joking tone. “I knew I should’ve just gone for the new escrima sticks.” Dick is ready to be a good big brother to his grieving little bro. Tim flips the script.
ribbons just beyond the eye, by silverwhittlingknife (5.9k) - you know how Dick and Tim had their island adventure in NW #143, and afterward they had to swim out several miles to where they parked the Batsub because the remote stopped working, and Dick talked about making a pit stop in Palermo to visit a "great little Italian restaurant that serves a great ciambellone for dessert"? Well, this is what happens when they do, and it's lovely.
Two weeks after their fight over the Lazarus Pits, Dick and Tim go on a trip, and Dick confronts some old memories.
RED ROBIN / BATMAN REBORN (Dick!Bats) ERA
Brothers, by KelpieCodyne (8.5k) - a refreshing and measured look at the divisive events of Red Robin, from Dick’s perspective. bashes no one, hurray!
Bruce is dead, Dick is Batman, and his brother is floundering. In a desperate attempt to save Tim from himself, Dick tries some tough love. It does not go the way he hopes. Or - Red Robin's 'BruceQuest' through the eyes of Dick Grayson.
We've Taken Different Paths, Traveled Different Roads, by Sohotthateveryonedied (2.3k) - brothers 🥺 even in the middle of their Brucequest fight, Tim can show up out of nowhere for a middle-of-the-night pajama party and heartfelt talk.
Dick is suddenly very awake. He bolts upright, staring at the dimly lit figure. “Tim?” “Hi, Dick,” Tim whispers. He isn’t in uniform for once, instead wearing a pair of sweats and a shirt that Dick recognizes as one of Bruce’s. Dick was wondering where that went. “Jesus, kid,” Dick exhales, an uncertain mixture of disbelief and bafflement. “What are you doing here?” Tim and Dick are still in a fight of sorts, or are they? Have they made up yet, or is the terrain still cracked? Dick wants so badly to ask, but just having Tim in the same room as him is already more than Dick could have hoped he’d get.
a conversation at 4:30am, by xscintillate / @scintillyyy (4.6k) - Dick having a nightmare that Tim is dead and checking all of his regular napping spots with increasing paranoia to prove that he's alive, my beloved. such a great look at the brothers, suffused with all of the love they still share post-Brucequest.
dick & tim, post RR#12 because sometimes having a conversation might end up going nowhere, especially if it's one you're not ready for, but it's enough for now
the best of both of us, by @ashynarr (7k) - a lovely pair of conversations between Tim and Dick, working through their conflict in RR and reconnecting after everything.
They used to have a routine, involving shitty take-out, shitty movies, and a bit of shit-talking. Dick wants to restart it, after everything. Tim's not sure if it's that easy. Or: After Harkness' arrest, Dick and Tim have a heart-to-heart. It helps, a little.
there's an endless road to rediscover, by @zahri-melitor (1.2k) - post-RR fic where Dick and Tim skip right to affectionate violence as a gesture of reconciliation, which is so delightfully in-character, tbh.
Sometimes the only way to show that you've moved on and forgiven each other is to take a flying tackle from the ceiling. Dick and Tim know each other's demonstrations of affection. Damian doesn't.
When it Rains, by vellaphoria (5.8k) - an exploration of Tim and Dick's (most recent) experiences with sexual assault, so warnings for past rape. really excellent.
After Cass and Tim return from Paris, something seems... wrong. Dick tries to find out what it is.
nightwing and red robin hit the town (or do they?) by xscintillate / scintillyyy (7.2k) - hilarious reversal of the "Tim is sad Dick never has time to hang out with him because Eldest Daughter Syndrome" trope.
Dick just wants to hang out with Tim on patrol, like old times. It's a shame that everyone else seems to have the same idea. It's fine. Dick'll get him next time.
POST-FLASHPOINT / MODERN ERA
so won't you stay, won't you stay (with me?), by dizarys / @dizaryswrites (1.4k) - beware the ANGST, this one really stomped on my heart 😭 but it's lovely
Dick seized his hands, holding tight. A long moment of silence passed. Tim kept time with Dick’s breathing as it steadily returned to an even pattern. "I'm proud of you for asking for help." His big brother whispered. "But I haven't." "I dunno, TimTam. Breaking into my apartment seems like a cry for help." Tim's having a hard night. So where else does he go but to his big brother's apartment? Whumptober Day 12
go past where our feet could touch, by redboard (Ink) / @upswings (1.5k) - this is such a lovely fic about the brothers having feelings about their long-gone mothers, and Dick seeing himself in Tim and processing things in his own life by being there for him (without sharing his own issues, at least that we see, lol). perfect characterization.
Today Tim was calmer, almost cheerful – as if it was any other Saturday afternoon. But it had also not escaped Dick's notice that Tim had gone on a universe-hopping trip to rescue Bruce, and one of the first things he'd done upon returning was, apparently, unbox a lot of photos of his dead parents. "How was the multiverse?" Dick asked.
WE'RE NOT DEAD (WE WALK)., by orpheusaki / @damianbugs (4.9k) - fantastic whumptober fic. the boys go through it, by god.
Dick is overwhelmed for a moment, filled with clarity and inexplicable confusion as he blinks around him bleary-eyed. There's the familiar itching covering his skin, tiny grains of dark sand invading the cuts that have torn through his suit from the crash. He coughs, throat dry and closing with every gasp of harsh air. The desert is as unforgivable as the last time he was here, an empty expanse of dunes that might just be a trick of the heavy sun against the back of his neck. Dick pushes the panic away behind his eyelids, savoring the darkness before opening his eyes again. Immediately, he sees Tim. Unconscious, hunched over, covered in blood and sand Tim. (Dick and Tim get stranded in the desert, Dick is always moving forward.)
CANON DIVERGENCE
long distance, by unchosenone / bitimdrake (1.7k) - A Red Robin era AU where Bruce is actually dead.
Six months—months—radio silence, and Tim is calling him. Dick doesn’t even know where Tim is. He scrambles for the phone.
Holding the Line, by Birdchild / @birdchildsnest (6.6k) - part 2 of the series and the first part is just as good, but more focused on the Dick&Tim&Damian relationship as a whole. In this, Dick is plagued with nightmares about the people he loves falling, and struggles through the resultant insomnia.
"Dick was used to anxiety dreams, even (or especially) ones about falling and failing to catch people. They weren’t pleasant, but he understood that they were his brain’s way of working through buried fears. The garbage disposal of his subconscious. But these dreams were more like the hyper-vivid nightmares and thrashing night terrors he’d had after his parents’ deaths. And they were constant. Every time he closed his eyes. He didn’t just feel rattled when he woke up; he felt flayed open."   (This will make more sense if you've read "Redrawing the Lines," but it takes place before "Season of Darkness, Season of Light," so you don't need to have read that.)
now the little red lighthouse knew that it was needed, by xscintillate / scintillyyy (22k) - beloved Tim never becomes Robin but shows up in Dick's life and becomes his brother anyway fic of my HEART
"Kid," he says, frustration bleeding through, "I don't know who you think I am, but I can promise you, I don't know anything about any companies. You might want to call the police about this, instead." "No, that's just it," the kid says, "I can't trust the police. I think they're in on it. I think I might get arrested soon. I need—I think I need Nightwing's help." in an alternate universe where jason survives ethiopia--dick and tim still find each other.
this also has a WIP sequel, so the little red lighthouse tried to shine once more, which is equally excellent
well, what would you do if you went back in time?, by xscintillate / scintillyyy (3.5k) - yeah, in retrospect Tim's smug know-it-all tendencies would become exponentially worse if he traveled back in time and actually knew everything, lol. of course he takes the opportunity to be a Pest to both Dick and Bruce c:
tim goes back in time, and prevents certain things--but still makes his appointment at the circus with dick and is kind of a menace (aka: snippets from an au where tim goes back in time and makes it so he doesn't become robin...but he's still just having fun going around and preventing everything he can think of regardless and making sure to bother dick)
the time you won your town the race, by silverwhittlingknife (4.4k) - technically WIP, but absolutely works as a (DEVASTATING) oneshot. It's been well over a year and I still have not recovered tbh.
He doesn’t know exactly what Tim would say. But he knows what Tim would do. Tim dies. Dick doesn’t take death for an answer. A Red Robin 12 AU.
the picture frames have changed and so has your name, by zahri-melitor (24k) - a fix-it it fic for Grant Morrison's 2009 Batman and Robin comic run, which infamously has Dick more-or-less forget that he's supposed to have a close relationship with this alleged "Tim Drake" guy. (Little brother who?)
So, in this fic, Dick literally forgets. Tim notices, and investigates. Also wonderfully highlights Tim's relationships with Helena, Barbara, and the Birds of Prey, and sometimes with Damian.
There’s something wrong with Dick. Tim thought everything was getting back to normal. Bruce was alive and back in their timeline, the Birds of Prey were once again operating out of Gotham, Dick had the city well under control as Batman and even Damian had been less obnoxious than usual. And then during a firefight at a warehouse by the docks, Tim was almost hit by a flying boomerang. And Dick never noticed. When something is wrong with your big brother, who else do you turn to but your big sisters?
Dizzy Edges, by Jojo_Squires / @jojosquires (156k WIP)
A Tim-time-travels-and-interferes-to-make-his-family's-lives-better fic which includes the whole Batfam, but is definitely centered on Dick&Tim and the weird itching dissatisfaction of their missing close relationship from the original timeline - which neither of them can even remember that they're supposed to have.
I leap on my email notifs and stuff new chapters in my mouth as soon as they come out.
Tim Drake didn't quite know what he was agreeing to four years ago, but he tried to make the best of it! Using notes from his past (future?) self, he (somewhat messily) tried to help everyone his other self cared for. Now, it's four years later and he can mostly ignore the second set of memories lying in the back of his brain. It'd be much easier if Dick Grayson would just leave him alone. If Tim believed in destiny he might actually think that the universe cared about what was lost. Dick Grayson has spent the last year feeling like he's veered off course. Something keeps itching at the back of his brain. He's missed some clue. Helena Bertinelli's promised to help him crack down on human trafficking, but Dick thinks her foster kid might actually be more help in that department.
First Priority, by avaya29 / @avayarising (6.8k) - okay so Jason does feature prominently in this one but also he's a hilarious outside observer to Dick&Tim's shenanigans. Also, GLUE TRAP.
As the door opened Tim quickly disabled another three separate electronic sensors in the doorjamb by swiping them with a device that looked a bit like a thumb drive. “Walk where I walk,” he said. He took a big step over the doormat, eyed the floor carefully, then took a careful skipped sidestep to another mat against the right-hand wall, where he removed his shoes. “What the hell?” whispered Jason, still standing in the open doorway. Tim pointed up. There was a net rigged up on the ceiling. “Pressure pads under the carpet.” “I repeat, what the hell? After Tim completely derails Jason's beatdown attempt by asking him for a hug, Jason's first priority is to get this touch-starved kid more cuddles. Tim's first priority is to avoid DIck's traps. Jason learns a lot about his brothers and what happened while he was away, and something about himself too.
ALTERNATE UNIVERSE
Patchwork Siblings, by Raberba_girl (40k) - fluff and whump and we also get both Talon!Dick and regular!Dick being big brothers, which is delightful.
Years ago, young Dick Grayson was taken by the Court of Owls and made into a Talon. When Talon is flung into an alternate universe where Dick Grayson was taken in by Bruce Wayne instead, he latches onto the first familiar person he sees. (Or: Little Bat-stalker Tim Drake is understandably alarmed to find that an undead assassin has imprinted on him.)
5+1 Night's at Freddy's, by cowboymater (6.6k WIP) - okay so this is only the first chapter of an expected six, but it's already a wildly interesting and entertaining scenario with great characterization. my kingdom for 5000 AUs where young Dick and Tim are thrown together into Trials and Tribulations out of nowhere for their brotherly meet-cute.
The 5 nights Tim spent at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza with Robin and the 1 he spent with Batman, OR, this would be the coolest thing that happened to him ever if the animatronics were trying to kill them less, OR, the "Batman meets Freddy Fazbear" fic I found hidden under a loose floorboard in Tim Drake's childhood bedroom.
darling boy, by deitybird (335k) - Fuzzy and funny de-aged!Tim shenanigans, with Dick as his primary caretaker but the whole Batfam getting involved. Author pulls what plot, character, and relationship points they like and want to explore from varied canon (post-Crisis, New 52, Rebirth, Infinite Frontier, Batman the Animated Series, etc.) and fanon to build out that 335k of story, and it's a very fun time. Toddler Tim is such a gremlin ♥
His comm crackles to life. “RR’s suit is in a pile on the floor,” Jason says, voice grim. “But no sign of him. Something bad must’ve happened if he ditched it all.” “I wouldn’t say it’s bad, per se,” Dick replies, gazing down at the kid nestled against his chest. Now that he’s looking properly, he can see hints of his little brother in those small features. “But at least I can confidently say that he’s not dead.” Or: Tim gets de-aged to four. Dick takes care of him.
Under a Parent’s Wing, by IzzyMRDB. (39k) - YMMV on whether this will be your cup of tea, as this is an AU where Dick comes into a parental rather than brotherly role for a younger, AU!Tim, who is also autistic and abused. But it’s also delightful, heartfelt, and a thoughtful exploration of the complicated, difficult situation as given.
Also I would, no lie, read hundreds of fics based on the premise of kid!Tim discovering that THE Dick Grayson (aka THE ORIGINAL ROBIN) is coaching gymnastics classes and using his sneaky determined ways to finagle himself into said classes.
When Tim found out that Dick Grayson was a gymnastics instructor in Bludhaven, he quickly signed up. After all, learning gymnastics from The Nightwing himself is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Dick Grayson is more concerned at the obvious signs of child abuse he sees in one of his students. AKA Dick Grayson, as a childcare worker, is a mandated reporter who knows how to recognize child abuse in his students. Tim Drake, after a lifetime of fear and confusion, learns to trust adults.
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ebsmind · 9 months
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𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐯 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥 ❀ tom blyth x fem!actress reader
summary : reader is tom’s gf and stars in the new A Good Girls Guide to Murder (book to tv adaptation) as Andie Bell
warnings : none besides reader playing a dead girl in a tv series
a/n : i can’t believe i caved…. BUT IDC THIS WAS SO FUN TO MAKE 😼
also everyone in the orginal casting for aggtm is the same (except andie ofc)
and ofc i just wanted to tag and say thank you to my fav people on here 🫶🏻 yall are one of the main reasons why i did this 💗 @ghostfacd @marvelsswansong @goosita @maysileeewrites i love yall!!!
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ynuser a + s ❤️
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tomblyth so proud of you my darling ❤️
↳ ynuser i love you
↳ user1 STOP I CANNOT
ememyers my fav dead girl 🫶🏻
↳ ynuser PLS PEOPLE ARE GONNA THINK IM ACTUALLY DEAD
user1 ur literally the only one who could play andie
user2 slayed the house down houston i’m deceased
user3 please tell me you read the series before auditioning
↳ ynuser yup i did 😼
↳ tomblyth you’re such a bookworm 🙃
user4 PLS TOM CALLING HER A BOOKWORM THEY’RE SO CUTEEEE
rahulpattni27 the andie to my sal 🖤
↳ ynuser always 🤍
hojay92 MY BABIES
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user5 pls if i was tom i would be weary of y/n and rahul bc they’re a little too friendly
↳ user6 u need to chill they are literally costars who play each others love interests
rachelzegler gonna read the books just so i can watch this show
↳ ynuser rachel in her bookworm era??
user7 slay
user8 MOTHERRRRR
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ynuser you make me so happy
↳ tomblyth and you make me the happiest man alive
↳ user1 pls i want what they have
ynuser also can we pls talk about how happy i was to see the eiffel tower 😭😭
↳ user2 the video he posted of you squealing when the tower shimmered 🥺
user3 can y/n fight? bc the all black fit is doing something to me
↳ ynuser my mom made me take karate when i was 7
↳ user3 OHHHH?????
user4 god i love my parents
rachelzegler where was my invite???
↳ joshandresrivera leave the love birds alone babe
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user5 rachel just like me fr
user6 tom NEEDS to put a ring on it before i do
rachelzegler just posted on their story!
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ynuser trailer for aggtm is out now!! go watch it 🤍🕵🏻‍♀️
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ememyers 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻
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user1 BRO THE TRAILER IS SOOOO GOOD I CANT WAIT!!!
user2 y/n was born to play andie
tomblyth so incredibly proud of you!! you killed it ❤️
↳ rahulpattni27 she truly did!!!
↳ ynuser awwww thank you guys!!! i love you both 🤍
user3 tom and rahul interacting??? oh my
user4 SLAY
rahulpattni27 ❤️❤️❤️
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holjay92 my baby!!! the perfect andie 🥺
↳ ynuser momma!!! ily
user5 holly 🤝🏼 supporting all of her kids
user6 just by the looks of the trailer this show is gonna be SO GOOD
oliviarodrigo can’t wait to watch!!! i miss you
↳ ynuser i miss you more!!
user7 tom being so supportive >>>
rachelzegler you played the best dead girl there could ever be
↳ ynuser bae ily 💗💗
↳ tomblyth ummm what about me???
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Frank’s mom got him a build-a-bear in military uniform when he was little and she was deployed. It even had little combat boots. Frank takes its boots off every night since they’re too hard to cuddle with and puts them back on in the morning as a little bed time/ morning ritual. He sleeps with it every night. Hazel notices this and frank gets terribly embarrassed. But she just finds it absolutely precious. (Also she wants to go to this stuffy store of the modern era) Frank definitely is like “you’ve never gotten a build-a-bear!! Becuase 1940s!!! that’s so terrible actually omg” Cue to cutesy road-trip and a build a bear date. Hazel definitely would get a pawlette or the horse but it wasn’t available at my location last time I went. Frank definitely takes Hazel to do “childish” things since she didn’t get to have a childhood like he did. Build-a-bear? Lego store? Special treat Birthday breakfast? Drive to CVS so she can have a coloring book? Literally just loves her so much. Maybe Nico tags along with them. Nico would fw stuffies so hard bro. Honestly both the death kids partner’s just letting and encouraging them to get to have childhoods. AAHHH WILL STICHING NICO’S TEDDY BECAUSE HES A GOOD SEAMSTRESS FROM SUTURING (sutures are very different skill from traditional sewing as someone who can do both but let me live in my own world)
aghhh why do I have such good fic ideas but I suck at writing fanfiction. Like can’t even write the characterization for my own characters let alone other people’s
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anqelbean · 4 months
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SVSSS finished fic recs
Weeeeeee, I have so many bookmarks, I gotta do something with 'em, hope you enjoy! Most are gonna be BingQiu/Yuan
two lonely souls at sunset by lilacbuddy
Rating: T; Words: 38,049; Main Pairing: BinggeYuan
“Who are you?” Luo Binghe asked coldly. Shen Yuan wanted to bury himself in the dirt. He couldn’t have made a bigger fool of himself. “I- This one is Shen Yuan, Lord Luo,” he hastily responded, dropping into a low bow to properly greet the emperor. Even after seven years in the palace, Shen Yuan still struggled with the formal speech of scholars and nobility. “Shen…” Luo Binghe whispered. Shen Yuan winced. Of course, Luo Binghe wouldn’t know who he was by name alone. “This one is Lord Luo’s fifth husband,” Shen Yuan answered. --- Or, Shen Yuan wants life to feel like an adventure, Luo Bingge wants someone to truly love him, and a magical road-trip will somehow solve both of their problems
The Employee of the Month is Actually a Virgin? by glowingreverie
Rating: G (though I'd argue it's T); Words: 2,993; Main Pairing: Bingqiu
"Cherry Magic! Thirty Years of Virginity Can Make You a Wizard?!" parody with Bingqiu. In which Luo Binghe is a sad virgin on his thirtieth birthday and Shen Qingqiu unknowingly makes him fall in love with him.
i'll be your boy backstage by nyoomerr
Rating: M; Words: 8,369; Main Pairing: BinggeYuan
Do obsessions from other worlds form a basis for a healthy relationship? Asking for a friend.
affections touching across time by miss_coverly
Rating: T; Words: 2,616; Main Pairing: BingYuan
At first glance, the most reasonable explanation was that Shen Yuan had transmigrated into some web novel set during the Feudal Era, but a quick pat down of his intact clothes and beating heart had confirmed that he was still alive. Alive—and still in his own body. He earned a lot of stares from villagers, who endlessly muttered about his odd clothes, his odd haircut. One comment always cut above the rest, though, something about looking so much like the old Peak Lord, it’s a bit unnerving. Shen Yuan wasn’t sure what to make of all that, and furthermore, the only thing he found truly unnerving was how Luo Binghe couldn’t stand him. (Inuyasha au)
Proud Immortal Dragon Way by glacierdust
Rating: T; Words: 7,408; Main Pairing: BingYuan
The day Shen Yuan found a dragon on the balcony of his apartment, surrounded by burnt vines and fire roasted tomatoes, was the day his life changed. In other words, the local disaster millennial who can’t even take care of himself adopts an injured dragon.
The Way I Dreamed Of You by straightforwardly
Rating: E; Words: 3,397; Main Pairing: BingQiu
The one in which Without A Cure turns out to have another side-effect as well. Cat ears, ahoy! Or: while trapped inside the Holy Mausoleum, Shen Qingqiu goes into heat.
Top Notes of Violence by zarasu
Rating: T; Words: 3,679; Main Pairing: BingYuan
Luo Binghe has been born with a scent defect; no matter his mood, he always smells aggressive. In a world where everyone relies on their sense of smell, this means Binghe can't catch a break. Until he meets Shen Yuan.
and in dreaming, I know you by PandaFlower
Rating: M; Words: 3,548; Main Pairing: BinggeYuan
Shen Yuan blinked, in the manner of a dreamer being both reeling with shock yet also numb to it. “Well, of course you are!” “Of course I am?” Luo Binghe parroted, arching one of his regal brows. “You’re exceedingly handsome,” Shen Yuan nodded sagely, this whole encounter made sense now, “and Luo Binghe is said to be the most attractive man in existence; naturally you must be him.” (In which Shen Yuan has a very strange dream.)
right from the start, I gave you my heart by nex_et_nox
Rating: T; Words: 11,322; Main Pairing: BingQiu
"Bro, you know how many words I wrote per day, and how many plants I created!” Shang Qinghua whines. "I can't remember them all, it's impossible." Shen Qingqiu narrows his eyes. "It was used with Wife #418.” "That doesn't narrow it down any further. I'm not going to be able to guess it, so stop punishing me and just tell me how the flower nerfed you." Shen Qingqiu grits his teeth. Obviously he wants to draw this out to punish Shang Qinghua, but it kinda looks more like he's punishing himself. There's a muscle flexing in his jaw, and if he puts any more pressure on his fan's guard, it's going to snap. Uh, actually, Shen Qingqiu kind of looks like he's in pain— “A false dragonhead is also called an obedient plant. It’s in the name—the flower forces you to do whatever you're told," Shen Qingqiu spits out.
or: Shen Qingqiu runs afoul of one of Airplane's stupid wife-plot devices...just before a mission to Jinlan City.
The Short Way Home by zarasu
Rating: T; Words: 4,008; Main Pairing: BingQiu
After leaving the Abyss and joining Huan Hua Sect, Binghe decides to take a little trip to Qing Jing Peak. He puts his recently learned shape-shifting skills to good use and assumes the form of Ming Fan to just get a little peek at Shizun. What he finds there isn't quite what he expected. Shizun, a grieving widow?
Truly The Best Worst Timing by AceOfDivineChlorophyll
Rating: M; Words: 9,962; Main Pairing: BingQiu
So maybe taking a bath in a plague ridden city late at night after meeting up with your former disciple turned vengeful protagonist out to kill you wasn’t the brightest decision. Mu Qingfang insisted it would help relax him though! And in a way it did… just… after being jump scared by the vengeful protagonist.
Catboy Blues by posthumous_vigor
Rating: E; Words: 11,403; Main Pairing: BingYuan
Shen Qingqiu has a pet cat. The disciples dote on it, jokingly calling it “Shizun” because of the haughty way it carries itself and the green ribbon around its neck. Chief among its admirers is Luo Binghe, who treasures every moment of kindness shown to him. And the cat, with its sharp green eyes and human-like intelligence, is very kind to him. Meanwhile, Shen Yuan has some complicated feelings about being a catboy.
Cold Hands, Warm Heart by Zizzani
Rating: T; Words: 16,274; Main Pairing: MoShang
“If the body can’t warm up, then things get uh, b-bad?” Mobei-jun cuts him a look that’s made for slaughter. “What does that mean?” “A-ah, it’s called hypothermia, my king.” “And you die once it happens.” Again, not a question. “You can.” When Mobei-jun makes an absolutely terrifying face, Shang Qinghua hastens to add, “But not instantly! Y-you can actually recover from it, if the hypothermia doesn’t progress too far.” “How far?” Mobei-jun growls. “There are f-f-f-five stages,” Shang Qinghua shivers out, lips numb. “The fifth stage is death.” - Shang Qinghua and Mobei-jun have their spiritual powers sealed before getting dumped in a white-out snowstorm. Mobei-jun quickly learns that humans are far more susceptible to the cold than he thought.
so you have a bad day by tagteamme
Rating: E; Words: 30,999; Main Pairing: MoShang
Shang Qinghua is not stupid. It does not take a genius to know what it means when you ask a servant where your lord has left to and they readily supply the name of an exclusive brothel in between the two realms. Especially when it's after your utterly disastrous first time together. So he goes away for a bit to clear his head. And promptly gets kidnapped.
it's you I find like a ghost in my mind by nex_et_nox
Rating: M; Words: 20,751; Main Pairing: BingQiu
Luo Binghe doesn’t mean to reach out to Shen Qingqiu. It’s a combination of instinct, the force of habit, and sheer agonized longing that causes him to do it anyway. His physical body is safely ensconced in his rooms at Huan Hua Palace, where he has recently been accepted as a visiting disciple, but his mind— His mind is on Qing Jing Peak. He doesn’t even realize it isn’t one of his own dreams at first.
or: while at Huan Hua, Luo Binghe keeps sharing dreams with his shizun, and it doesn't take long to notice that there is something very, very wrong with Shizun's dreamscape
Immortal Lamb Crusader Way by Mikkeneko
Rating: T; Words: 15,181; Main Pairing: BingQiu
Shen Yuan finds himself transmigrated into the last video game he played before his death -- the dungeon-delving, cult-building anthro hit game of the year, Immortal Lamb Crusader Way. Much to his dismay he finds himself in the role of the BBEG, the God of Death, He Who Waits -- Shen Qingqiu! Is there any way he can guide the protagonist, Luo Binghe, to level-up and victory without falling victim himself to the Lamb Crusader's blade? And why does he want to pet the Lamb's fleecy head so badly? He's not a furry, okay! He's not!
The Black Lotus Lounge by honeylotus
Rating: E; Words: 10,633; Main Pairing: LesBingYuan
“I’m Luo Binghe. This is my place.” Shen Yuan’s eyes widen. Of all the people to take interest in her, ah!
continued by AMereDream
Rating: T; Words: 13,926; Main Pairing: BinggeYuan
> ... and also, you've started reusing old text again. Kudos to you for almost making it six chapters without using the copy/paste button! The way you described Luo Binghe reacting to AU!Shen Qingqiu is almost exactly the same as the way you described the wife of the Pale Moon Arc, Chapter 3425 to be specific. Is it really that hard to come up with another turn of phrase, or are you just that lazy? And furthermore... (Read More) >> O.o what if its deliberate tho... >> "...the same as the way you described the wife..." Uhhh Airplane? That was an accident, right? Airplane?? (or, several weeks after Airplane Shooting Towards the Sky had posted what he swore was the last chapter of Proud Immortal Demon Way, a new chapter was uploaded to the site.)
Liquid Truth by zarasu
Rating: T; Words: 5,217; Main Pairing: BingQiu
Luo Binghe and Shen Qingqiu have been married for almost four years, and Shen Qingqiu decides it's high time he told his husband his little secret. Binghe doesn't quite react as expected.
Can’t You Just Believe Me? by AceOfDivineChlorophyll
Rating: T; Words: 6,928; Main Pairing: BingQiu
Luo Binghe finally had Shizun where he couldn’t escape, tied up and at his mercy and still the man wouldn’t talk to him, wouldn’t answer any of his questions and instead kept accusing Binghe of things he didn’t do. Fine, Shizun doesn’t want to talk, Luo Binghe can fix that. He doesn’t want to believe Binghe, he can fix that too. After all, this truth serum was strong enough to work even on Heavenly Demons.
Life is (not) a Hallmark Movie by mellicindi
Rating: T; Words: 143,334; Main Pairing: BingYuan
Shen Yuan isn't lonely. He's just overseas in a new city, trying to muddle his way through a business degree, and dealing with the side effects of his stupid intestines trying to kill him. So, maybe he sometimes watches ASMR to cope with his too-quiet apartment. Maybe he has a little bit of a parasocial-relationship-thing going on with one particular cooking ASMR channel. It's 2016, who doesn't? The point is, he's content with his quiet life. And then Shang Qinghua strong-arms him into watching one Hallmark Christmas movie, and it all goes to hell. Or: Shen Yuan is a Hallmark movie protagonist, Luo Binghe is a Lifetime movie protagonist, and somehow they make it work.
instructions unclear, ghost husband obtained by aksnevv
Rating: T; Words: 25,449; Main Pairing: BingQiu
To make things clear: Shen Qingqiu doesn't believe in ghosts or spirits. At least, he didn’t. But alas, it all started when a strangely suspicious blog posted over ten years prior was read to him on one fateful day. Who knew that just five hundred poorly-typed words written in comic sans on a clearly outdated website would lead to Shen Qingqiu dragging around a living (questionable), handsome (unfairly so) ghost that happens to be the subject of the most notorious urban legend-- following him around like a lovesick puppy, cooking him breakfast and ironing his clothes? Definitely not Shen Qingqiu.
All We Can Do Is Try by corduroyserpent
Rating: G; Words: 2,962; Main Pairing: TianXi
Su Xiyan has no trouble taking deadly poison…it's parenting she's worried about.
How to Catch a Mer-Snake (No Net Required!) by corduroyserpent
Rating: G; Words: 7,522; Main Pairing: GongZhi
Zhuzhi-lang doesn’t get close—wary as he is of strangers—but he does gather the courage to sneak a tiny peek above the waves. He makes sure not to show too much of himself, only the very little needed to see what’s happening.  And what he sees is…well…it's a boy. Slightly older than Luo Binghe, with long dark hair tied back at the nape of his neck.  A human. - Was anyone going to tell Gongyi Xiao there was a whole boyfriend hidden under the ocean or was he just supposed to save a mer-snake's life and find out himself?
a touch of honey by goatpunch
Rating: G; Words: 5,366; Main Pairing: GongZhi
Zhuzhi-lang is trying to make it as a writer, but his life is interrupted by a certain (annoyingly handsome) barista at his favorite coffee spot. It doesn't help when his friends and family seem intent on setting the two of them up.
grow beyond by AMereDream
Rating: T; Words: 5,790; Main Pairing: QiJiu
It all began when Shen Qingqiu brought a baby to the twice-yearly Peak Lord Meeting. Or, perhaps it all started nine months before that, when Shen Qingqiu stumbled upon a very special plant.
some little nothings by tagteamme
Rating: E; Words: 6,986; Main Pairing: BingQiu
Luo Binghe has been acting a little strange. Well— not strange in the traditional sense. He’s not been acting moody, nor has he been acting irritable or rude or secretive. Instead, he’s been… respectful. In the way he talks, in the way he touches, in the distance that he keeps. And the fact that he’s keeping distance to begin with. While Shen Qingqiu theoretically should appreciate the breathing space, in reality it’s been sort of irritating. More than anything, he wants to know why Luo Binghe has stopped properly taking him to bed.
From the Heights by any_open_eye
Rating: E; Words: 9,222; Main Pairing: BingYuan
"Are you here to watch me bathe? That's rude." The dog huffs out a breath, sitting down in front of the bath. Shen Yuan can't resist reaching out to pat it on the head. It really is a handsome beast, once you get over the teeth and the rumbling growls. The strangely intelligent eyes. "Where do you come from, anyway? I've never seen anything like you." The dog licks his fingers. (Shen Yuan finds an injured monster high on the mountain. He brings it home.)
The Dumb Teacher Self-Saving System by Fluffy_Nightmare
Rating: G; Words: 4,263; Main Pairing: BingYuan
Luo Binghe had a hard time reading Shen Yuan. The youth's face appeared to be forged from pure and cold jade, not flesh and blood, as he never showed any emotions. From time to time the peak lord could spot disgust or contempt when the demon-king-to-be looked at him, but nothing beyond that. Shen Qingqiu never smiled, never shed a tear, but it was to be expected. After all, he was a scum protagonist of “The Bloody Path of the Immortal Demon” - a web novel written by a user Frost, the one containing more backstabbing, revenge plans and dead bodies than a history of the last hundred years of humanity. For him to show his weaknesses was unthinkable. Soon, it would change.
Welcome To My Table (Bring Your Hunger) by SpiritOfFox
Rating: M; Words: 50,442; Main Pairing: BingYuan
Shen Yuan died, woke up, then almost died again. Afraid for his life as a demon in the spirit caves of Cang Qiong he runs as far as he could... Only he didn't count on Peak Lord Luo chasing him down. AKA a role-reversal fic where Luo Binghe's secrets have secrets and Shen Yuan is in no way ready to live as a demon in the world of the hit stallion novel he transmigrated into.
the hands by which he fell by airplanelanding (TheCourtSorcerer)
Rating: T; Words: 7,513; Main Pairing: BingQiu
But he didn’t run, and maybe that was more devastating. More devastating, more soul-crushing, more heart-shattering—because he flinched. The moment Luo Binghe lifted a hand to his face, inches from touching him, his shizun, Shen Qingqiu, poised and aloof and composed and fearless Peak Lord Shen Qingqiu, flinched. And, oh, if that didn’t hurt. Or Jinlan City but Shen Qingqiu and Luo Binghe actually talk.
residue of yesterday by el_em_en_oh_pee
Rating: E; Words: 8,928; Main Pairing: LesBingQiu
It took Shen Qingqiu an embarrassingly long time to realize that Luo Binghe was literally there in her dreams. Her first thought was, 'This didn't happen in Proud Immortal Demon Way?!' Her second thought was, 'Luo Binghe's clearly been practicing a lot... and making quite a bit of progress.' Her third thought was, frankly, embarrassing. But as a noted fan/hater of Proud Immortal Demon Way, it was just so cool to see the protagonist acquire new skills! Skills that, when fully blackened, would no doubt lead to Shen Qingqiu's undoing. Whoops.
A Guilty Conscience by Underworld_Melon
Rating: T; Words: 1,882; Main Pairing: BingQiu
“Shizun should know,” Binghe says, smoothly caressing his hair with the bloodied hand and a voice rich like honey, “that this heavenly demon knows ways to find out if one is lying.” or Shen Qingqiu is in the Huan Hua Palace. Binghe reads his mind. It all goes very well.
wonderstruck (blushing all the way home) by sweetdreamers
Rating: T; Words: 10,143; Main Pairing: BingQiu
Luo Binghe wants to combust. His professor should be illegal. Or at least labelled with a warning. Too much exposure to one (1) Shen Qingqiu will cause spontaneous combustion. Approach at your own risk. - or, slytherin!binghe pining after oblivious potions master!shen qingqiu
dirty imbecile by plutoisgay
Rating: E; Words: 11,559; Main Pairing: LesBinggeYuan
Shen Yuan never asked questions when customers came seeking her out, even as they increasingly asked for targeted death spells or life-long, horrid curses. It wasn’t any of her business, and she needn’t get involved with the carriage-wreck that was those revenge plots. Even when she had to etch the same words ‘icy river’ again and again into beautifully carved cutlery and plates and vases, as red-faced women reached her shop in swarms as the months passed by, asking for monstrosity inducing curses, for seals that cause the downfall of kingdoms, for targeted attacks against a woman who had a better life than any of those that slithered their way into Shen Yuan’s business. Shen Yuan became experienced in carving ‘Luo Binghe’ into the tiny spots of her work, hidden by a neat handle or painted design. She didn’t ask questions, even as word reached her city that a new demon had risen to power, quickly taking control of the two demonic realms and coming for the final one left untouched. - A mysterious cultivator stumbles across Shen Yuan's home, in dire need of nurture and care. Shen Yuan calls BS. Luo Binghe, as things will have it, is not a force to be trifled with.
Marriage By Proxy by x_los
Rating: M; Words: 5,464; Main Pairing: BingQiu
Peak lord Shen Qingqiu has been officially betrothed to the demonic prince Su Binghe via an intermediary. Prince Binghe's chamberlain is attentive, comely, and absolutely not the man Shen Qingqiu should be falling in love with.
murder cat sword only likes its wielder's boyfriend by PandaFlower
Rating: T; Words: 5,039; Main Pairing: BinggeYuan
Instead of being found by Huan Hua Palace disciples, Luo Binghe meets a Wan Jian disciple who instantly falls in love with his sword. No, not that sword. Xin Mo.
It's Just A Matter Of When by ritualist
Rating: T; Words: 4,326; Main Pairing: BingYuan
“So I’ll need to be direct,” Binghe says. “Got it. What else?” “I’m not helping you,” Shang Qinghua says. “You haven’t even got his number and you’re already being unbearable about this.”
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myysaints · 11 months
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°˖ ⊹ ꒰ LS2 ꒱ FROM FRIENDS TO THIS ─ LOGAN SARGEANT
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LOGAN SARGEANT x gf!childhood bff!reader
⌗︙・ summary — as best friends, you, logan, and oscar should know everything about each other. but you and logan are hiding a certain secret from oscar...
genre — fluff, socmed au, faceless reader
notes — in honour of logan earning his FIRST EVER POINTS in formula 1, here's a fluffy little socmed fic of childhood besties reader logan and oscar! i love logan and oscar's friendship, it's so so cute. hope u all enjoy xx
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yourusername    fun in the sun
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logansargeant    Credits to the photographer?
yourusername    thank you logan….
oscarpiastri    ☀️
logansargeant    Gramps finally figured out how to use emojis? Never thought the day would come yourusername    everyone say great job grandpa! landonorris    Great job Grandpa logansargeant    Great job grandpa
user1    asdhsgadhgf not y/n fighting logan AND oscar in the comments 😭😭 best trio ever
user2    Sorry who is she? Does she work in F1? Why do so many drivers follow her
user3    she’s Y/N L/N, she’s childhood friends with oscar and logan
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logansargeant    Hell of a summer to remember
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alex_albon    where was my invite??? :(
logansargeant    Lmk when you’re next in Florida mate
yourusername    my turn to say CREDITS TO THE PHOTOGRAPHER !!!
logansargeant    🙄 A little ‘please’ would be nice yourusername    but u don’t deserve nice logansargeant    Watch the attitude princess
oscarpiastri    Language.
yourusername    don’t act like you haven’t said worse, piastri logansargeant    Exactly, rich coming from someone who threw a temper tantrum when he lost monopoly oscarpiastri    I did NOT throw a tantrum… yourusername    i have pics of u sulking btw
user1    MY COMFORT TRIO
user2    anyone ship y/n and oscar? no? just me? okay
user3    Nah bro Oscar has a gf. But Logan and Y/N >>>> user4    they’ve known each other for forever i think if they had feelings for each other they would’ve gotten together by now 😭
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f1driversnwaggossip    Oscar Piastri spotted arriving in the UK, fresh off of a fulfilling summer trip with childhood friends Logan Sargeant and Y/N L/N 😊
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user1    aww, does that mean no more oscar-logan-y/n content 😭😭
user2    rip oscar’s summer vacay era, it was great while it lasted
user3    ughhhh im going to miss seeing the three of them together sm
user4    Fr like we probably aren’t going to see Y/N with any of them for a long time again 😭 Especially since she’s probably gonna be busy with school, she hardly ever attends GPs user5    y/n and logan seem to be fine having fun on their own lol just saying user4    Wdym? user5    check logan’s ig stories, i think he’s still hanging out with y/n
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YOU HAVE ONE (1) NEW MESSAGE
vroom vroom 1 🧡: Yk, you guys are not very good at keeping secrets the other one 📚🙇‍♀️: ??? vroom vroom 1 🧡: I know you guys are together my florida man <3: …We don’t know what youre talking about vroom vroom 1 🧡: … vroom vroom 1 🧡: Bro. my florida man <3: Bro the other one 📚🙇‍♀️: bro…? vroom vroom 1 🧡: Look I’m not mad im just vroom vroom 1 🧡: Sad you guys didn’t tell me sooner… the other one 📚🙇‍♀️: but theres nothing to tell you oscar 😀 vroom vroom 1 🧡:
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my florida man <3: Mate you are so unserious vroom vroom 1 🧡: Currently crying in the sim, Lando’s looking at me weird vroom vroom 1 🧡: Fess up or I tell him the other one 📚🙇‍♀️: OKAY OKAY OH MY GOD OSCAR my florida man <3: Alright man no need to get violent my florida man <3: Let’s talk this out calmly my florida man <3: Like adults vroom vroom 1 🧡: Do adults go behind each other’s backs? vroom vroom 1 🧡: Do adults start relationships and not tell their best friend? vroom vroom 1 🧡: Do adults LIE and GASLIGHT their best friend? my florida man <3: … my florida man <3: Is it bad if i say yes vroom vroom 1 🧡: You’re meant to say no 😒 my florida man <3: Right right, sorry my florida man <3: No the other one 📚🙇‍♀️: okay oscar we get it 😭 the other one 📚🙇‍♀️: we’re sorry we lied the other one 📚🙇‍♀️: and we’re sorry we didn’t tell you sooner my florida man <3: And we’re sorry we said no when you kept asking my florida man <3: And actively pretended like nothing was happening my florida man <3: And went on numerous trips without you vroom vroom 1 🧡: Alright I forgive you guys. Not that i was actually mad, i just wanted to see you guys say it my florida man <3: And that we made out in your bed that one time during your Christmas party last year vroom vroom 1 🧡: You guys can stop apologising now vroom vroom 1 🧡: . vroom vroom 1 🧡: WAIT WHAT
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drysdalesworld · 8 months
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completely serious
jamie drysdale x fem!hughes!reader
ik the third pic is him wearing a ducks jersey but there’s nothing really of him in flyers gear that fit what i was looking for, so let’s just pretend <3
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y/n.hughes: to a new era baby! hope philly treats you well 🧡🧡 (please take care of him flyers or i will violently cry)
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trevorzegras: i too will violently cry
lhughes_06: so this is where you took your impromptu trip to
y/n.hughes: & what about it
userone: still can’t believe it tbh 😭
yourbestie: she very much will! philadelphiaflyers
yourroommate: she cried upon hearing the news
philadelphiaflyers: we will take great care of jamie! do not worry 🧡
philadelphiaflyers: we will make sure to water him daily & make sure he gets enough sunlight 🫡
usertwo: stopp!! the way they are describing him as a house plant 😂 i cant
mfrost16: we’ll take him out on walks too!
userthree: now he’s a dog 😭😭
userfour: i mean he did bark his first game with the flyers userthree
jackhughes: i will not be picking up the pieces if she starts to violently sob
lhughes_06: you never do
_quinnhughes: i do that
_quinnhughes: when have you ever done that bro
jackhughes: i feel attacked rn
userfive: the way the flyers flew BOTH y/n & jamie’s parents out for his first game 😭😭 warms my heart
usersix: they did?
userfive: yep! during his post game interview, someone asked if the flyers flew anyone else out for jamie & he said that he wouldn’t play if they didn’t fly y/n out as well! (jokingly of course)
usersix: that’s so freaking cute 😖
jamie.drysdale: i was completely serious userfive
philadelphiaflyers: he, in fact, was completely serious userfive
userseven: UGH GOALS 💞💞
usereight: they’ll treat him well y/n!
jamie.drysdale: i’ll miss you so much love 🤍 i’ll have the flyers fly you out whenever (& if not, then i will)
y/n.hughes: i’ll miss you more!! im so so proud of you & can’t wait to see the amazing things you’ll accomplish in philly ❤️❤️
philadelphiaflyers: y/n’s apart of the team already! we’ll fly her out whenever you want jim! just say the word ✈️✈️
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trevorzegras: the fifth picture is evil y/n. why you got to do my boy like that? (please send it to me asap)
y/n.hughes: check your messages babes 😚
trevorzegras: bless girl hughes 🙏🙏
userone: another shoe tying pic!!!
lhughes_06: uhhh, why am i not tagged in the sixth pic?? i so graciously taught your bf how to wake board & this is the thanks i get??
y/n.hughes: thank you so much luke for teaching my boyfriend how to wake board & almost kill him in the process 😑
lhughes_06: i am an amazing teacher! he did not almost die
jackhughes: dude, you almost broke his nose when you both went down after YOU jumped on him
lhughes_06: i do not recall such a thing
jamie.drysdale: i will let the fifth picture slide just this once bc i miss & love you so much 🥰 (also, almost died in the last pic 💀)
jackhughes: SEE!! lhughes_06
lhughes_06: 🎶 i cant see i’m blinnndddd🎶👨‍🦯
y/n.hughes: love & miss you more 🤍🫶🏼
_quinnhughes: the lake house that summer will forever be burned into my brain
usertwo: in a good way? 😀
userthree: THE FUCKING ‘I ❤️ MY GIRLFRIEND’ TSHIRT 😫😫😫😫😫
yourroommate: i specifically remember the first pic like it was yesterday
userfour: babes spill! what happened!!
yourroommate: y/n was not having a good week so jamie flew out for the weekend & showed up with flowers & wearing that exact shirt userfour
yourbestie: he said, and i quote, “i saw this shirt on tiktok & though you’d like it” & y/n proceeded to cry :) userfour yourroommate
y/n.hughes: why am i and my bf being exposed in this comment thread?? 🙃
userfive: WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE GOLF PIC 😫😫
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lovingyoulovinme · 1 year
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reader is best friends with lily/alex/lando and charles is in love with her
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yourinstagram born to slay, forced to watch lily and alex golf for hours
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lilymhe forced? thought you loved me....
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yourinstagram i do...its him that's the problem...
alex_albon 😒
ynfan1 ate & devoured
landonorris Glad I left before you arrived 🙏
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yourinstagram 🖕
ilpredestinato 🤍
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yourinstagram if you really wanted me you'd simp on main
ynupdates cart girl era
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charles_leclerc Traveling in time
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f1 🥵
danielricciardo Is he single?????
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charlesfan1 LOL
alex_albon He wishes he wasn't
user3 alex.....🤨🧐
landonorris James Bond is that you
yourfriend @yourinstagram 👀
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yourinstagram ........................
georgerussell63 Baller
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user2 stop saying that he doesn't know what it means
charlesxferarri do you need a dog i can bark
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yourinstagram he thinks fancy trips around europe is the way to my heart when really i just want flowers and a single stuffed animal
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lilymhe Take it easy on him!!
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yourinstagram no 😘
yourfriend euro girl summer
ynstanacc make him work for it queen 💅
charles_leclerc 📝
leclercfan1 he's so deep in his lover boy era im sick
landonorris He never takes me on trips around Europe 💔
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yourinstagram maybe bc im hotter?
user4 i'm not sure who to be jealous of
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charles_leclerc Mon coeur 🤍
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yourinstagram on main? for free?
lilymhe don't let her fool you she's next to me giggling her ass off
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yourinstagram you're supposed to have my back...
alex_albon About time 🥰
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yourinstagram i'm still gonna make out with your gf don't get too excited bro
danielricciardo What about what we had...
landonorris 🥳
charlesfan2 he's been putting in the work for so long i'm proud
ynfan5 y/n is for the girls only please delete this
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yourinstagram #dump #ad
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charlesfan3 obsessed with her pretending she doesn't want charles and him straight up being in love with her
pascale.leclerc.355 Des tourtereaux (lovebirds) 🦢🤎
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yourinstagram i'm sorry for giving him a hard time i promise i love him
charles_leclerc 🥹🥰
ynupdates the pic of their glasses i'm broken we've lost her
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yourinstagram not for free 💅
lilymhe Obsessed with you both 🤭
ynfan8 her tweeting what she did yesterday and then posting this why is she so funny
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tuerescringe · 8 months
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Shaw Pack Headcanons:
(inspired by my friends! yet again!)
- Whenever Asher dies in a game due to lack of trying, he describes it as “playing with my meat out.” It’s terrible and instantly kills everyone in vicinity.
- Asher calls everyone but David a variation of “little bro.” David is instead given the wonderful title of “Big Dog.” He hates it.
- Angel plays Fortnite with Asher. Which sucks because they play on switch and it’s the worst possible way to play it. They refuse to touch the console simply because they are lazy.
- Baabe is a Glee enjoyer.
- Sweetheart has been begging everyone to play Lethal Company together because they find it absolutely hilarious.
- Milo is surprisingly not as adverse to the idea. He thinks the tiktoks that SH sends him of it are pretty funny. Actually playing it is horrifying though. He stays in the ship.
- David kinda adores Lethal Company.
- David tries to backseat whenever Angel plays a game that he likes.
- Whenever Darlin is gamer raging/jokingly insulting Asher, he responds with something like “You’re my friend and I care about you so much :) Did you know :)” It shuts Darlin up.
- Sam and David always take the lead when playing multiplayer horror games.
- Angel fucks with Roblox heavy. David absolutely does not get it.
- Asher does though.
- Milo had a soft spot for terrible medical dramas. His favorite is Grey’s Anatomy.
- Sweetheart watches it too but they get so stressed over the workplace atmosphere.
- David is a 60’s-70’s era anime enjoyer.
- Darlin’s top used emoji is the middle finger.
- Milo and Darlin are the same level of pussy when it comes to horror.
- Angel describes things as “yucky disgusting.”
- Sam and Baabe like playing chess together.
- Darlin constantly debates others on whether it not they could beat their faves in a fight.
- They are adamant on the idea that they could solo Gojo.
- Asher and Angel greet each other by going “Hey buddy!” in a strange little nerd voice.
- They all have little beaded bracelets. Angel got them for everyone during a trip to their hometown.
- Whenever David is explicitly affectionate towards someone besides Angel, they feel strangely frightened.
- Asher sends everyone slop content tiktoks and thinks they’re the funniest shit ever.
- His favorite currently is a clip of a Flash villain saying “and now I am the ruler of gorilla city and all of the gorillas will follow me.”
- Whenever someone says something mildly upsetting in the gc, Sam replies with “Jesus wept.”
- Sam’s top used emoji is “😕”
- Whenever someone says something stupid, or unfunny, Milo responds with “That sucks, by the way.” It immediately makes the recipient rethink their life choices.
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