what studying literature feels like
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bass makes a dollar. i make a dime. that's why i think about lesbian sex on company time
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"people show their true colours in life threatening situations" no, they show you what they act like when they're mortally terrified, an emotion notorious for literally turning your entire brain off to the point where people who go into those situations as a profession need to be literally trained on how to not have that happen
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but
YOU DO NOT NEED TO START A NEW HOBBY!
STEP AWAY FROM THE TEXTILES!
YOU DON'T NEED MORE YARN!
THAT FABRIC IS NOT CALLING TO YOU! LEAVE IT ALONE!
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my single contribution to the fandom.
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Pretty sure this meme had been done before, but this needs to get out of my draft!!!!
also don't mind my handwriting i tried my best
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this is how the cold war ended
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text conversation from my dream that i desperately wish was real
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really? another album? didn't she just make one??
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last week i was sitting at a red light and was getting honked at SOOOOOOO MUCH and looked up and this guy was slamming the horn and the girl in the passenger seat was like trying to pull his arms away from the horn. then i remembered i have this bumper sticker
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Where did Muriel even find that book
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nightwing being hurt in the field, and over comms he can’t get out what was wrong, nearly in shock, and jason puts on his best batman™️ voice and says “robin, report.”
and it snaps dick out of it enough to say concussion, possible broken ribs, and a gash in his side.
no one talks about it, and then a year later, damian does the same thing to tim
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You gotta excuse his 1920's ass, he's still learning slangs
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Laios historian moment
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