#incorrect BLEACH

[turnbackthependulum]

Mayuri: That building is like 5 Komamura away and we're at least 14 Komamura high. Sajin: Please don't use me as a system of measurement.

[k-afe]

Toshiro: She made fun of me for getting Caprisuns AND THEN SHE DRANK EIGHT OF MY CAPRISUNS!

Rangiku: *nonchalantly drinking Caprisun* Toshiro, you’re arguing over Caprisuns.

Toshiro: Shiba-taicho, either you suspend her or I fight her. So there’s two options and I’ve already drawn my zanpakuto.

[oathime]

renji: ur meal, captain

byakuya: this is raw

renji: yeah it goes hard right

byakuya: no i mean the chef needs to cook it more

renji: on god let him cook

byakuya: what is wrong with you

[1ncorrectbleach]

Dumbass

Rifted Lexi.00’s version of JK on IG

[nevaronn]

Shuhei: you think the wind is trying to tell us something and we just dont know how to hear anymore?

Izuru: I just want you to stop saying odd shit

[crispybonkeggllama]

Urahara: Kurosaki-san, are you alright?

Ichigo: I wanna crack someone's skull open.

Urahara: *slowly blinks* uh huh?..

Ichigo: *the calmest stare he ever made*

Urahara, now mildly terrified: Oh, please forgive me, I was just thinking what possibly could get you into this mood-

Ichigo: Don't worry, I won't hurt you.

Urahara:

Ichigo:

Urahara: that sounds even worse

[celaenaeiln]

At the dining table for breakfast

Jason: Heh.

Jason: Hahahaha.

Jason: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Bruce: *raising the newspaper up higher*

Alfred: *placidly pouring coffee into Bruce’s mug* Did something interesting happen, Master Jason?

Jason: Alfred, I am about to have the perfect surprise for that bony a-Tim. The perfect surprise for Tim.

Alfred: *putting away the bar of soap he pulled out of nowhere* Is that so? Please do be careful not to make a mess here. The waxing was just done in the dining room.

Jason: No problem, in fact-

Tim: *entering sluggishly*

Jason: In fact…in…fact…Megamind, what are you doing here?

Tim: ……..hm?

Jason: What are you doing here?

Tim: eating??

Jason: You-why are you coming from the right side bathroom-weren’t you going to use the upstairs one on the left?

Tim: oh. Dick was already in it so I decided to use the other one.

Jason: what.

Tim: what.

Jason: No. Hahahahaha. You’re joking…nononono-god, Tim, WHY ARE YOU SO STUPID?

Tim: ????????

Jason: You-

Dick’s voice thundering from a floor away: JASON!!!!

Jason: *staring blankly then running forward and smacking Tim on the head* It’s all your fault!

Tim who hasn’t slept or had coffee or know why something he doesn’t know about is his fault: ???? WHAT DID I DO?!

Jason: *running past and leaping out the window* See you later, losers. Bye, Alf.

Disappearing seconds before a blur of wet skin, white towel, and neon pink hair rushes past and follows him out the window.

Tim:

Bruce:

Tim: ……Did you have breakfast yet?

Bruce: …….Hrmgh.

Alfred: *tutting* I just had the floors done. Master Bruce, would you mind redoing them? I’m afraid I must catch the mailman before he gives treats to Titus again. He’s leaving crumbs all over the entrance.

Bruce: What about Ti-

Bruce: *glancing back to see a lone leaf float in and drop slowly to the ground*

Bruce: ………

[dullday]

#1 𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘵 𝘲𝘶𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘴

[911-incorrect-quotes-dispatch]

Eddie: I dyed my hair blonde and I don't wanna hear any comments about it.

Chim: Are you ok? Are you having a crisis?

Hen: He's a 30 something repressed ex catholic gay bottom in LA who's in love with his best friend. I think it's obvious he's having a crisis.

Eddie: Ouch, but basically yes.

[turnbackthependulum]

Shunsui: Ask me why I love you. Jushiro: Okay. Why do you love me? Shunsui, pulling a 200-slides presentation: I'm so glad you actually asked.

[crazy-dark-rainbow]

Ichigo: Shouldn’t it be, “You saved my life, now I owe it to you”?

Grimmjow: No. In the opposite direction. You saved my life and now I’m your problem. I do not like this? Kill me.

Ichigo: But-

Grimmjow: God wanted me dead and now you can find out why.

[basilsimp43]

Aizen: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.

Grimmjow: Mine just says "Grimmjow no."

Aizen: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

[de-lua-1325]

I AM HAVING A LAUGH CRISIS I LOVED IT

Dumbass

Rifted Lexi.00’s version of JK on IG

[timetravellingshinigami]

[blueflipflops]

I'm a bit obsessed with my current OC-insert-as-Aizen fic but instead of editing a new chapter here's some out of context incorrect quotes and memes instead

Part 2

...

OC!Aizen, sitting on a throne: hey, maybe this megalomaniac thing is a good look for me after all

Aizen, after remembering Ichigo literally exists: nevermind...

...

OC!Aizen, contemplating killing central 46 for the 264175th time this week: after all, why not? Why shouldn't I do it? Just a little treat. Just a little murder. Who knows, villainy could be a sexy look on me. Who am I kidding? I've seen the anime. Of course villainy is a sexy look on me.

...

Shinji, bluffing: I know what you are.

OC!Aizen, interal panic: (🏳️‍🌈?)

...

OC!Aizen discovering his 'unacceptable' crush on his insufferable captain: and just when you think you've hit rock bottom. you want to fuck a blonde guy.

...

OC!Aizen: i bring a whole 'lets kill the central 46 and overhaul the government to serve its people instead of the 1%' vibe to the workplace that Hirako-taicho really doesn't like

...

OC!Aizen, seeing Shinji off for a mission: -and stay safe!

Shinji: I have no say in that matter.

OC!Aizen: Haha, die then.

...

OC!Aizen: Captain is pissing me off lately :) I think I'm gonna do a little harmless prank :)))

OC!Aizen: *uses psychological warfare*

Shinji:*suddenly in a horror movie* what the hell

....

OC!Aizen: I hate Hirako-taicho

Also, Aizen: *in a room full of pictures of Hirako Shinji*

....

Canon!Ichigo (in AU): He's dangerous! He tried to kill Shinji!

3rd seat Narumi (OC): *looks at Aizen unsheating Suigetsu with a sickly sweet smile as Shinji tries to escape from doing paperwork* Yeah he does that sometimes

...

Shinji:*trips and falls on his face*

OC!Aizen: are you dead? Did you die? I hope he did.

Shinji: …

...

OC!Aizen: so what do we think about this, chat?

Suigetsu: stop calling me 'chat'

OC!Aizen: …

Suigetsu: … *sigh*

Suigetsu: shits fucked

OC!Aizen: Thank you, chat.

...

Younger!Gin, being a little shit: When I grow up I wanna be jus like ya!

OC!Aizen, on his 6th smoke break in 2 hrs: No no no---

...

Younger!Rangiku: When I grow up I wanna be just like you!

OC!Aizen, halfway into Hollowfication research he wasn't able to resist: Absolutely fucking NOT--

...

Aizen: I think we can be evil. As a treat.

Momo, suddenly nervous: W-we?

Aizen: We :)

...

Aizen: Hi, welcome to Soul Society Pest Control, how may we help you?

Shinji: This is my fucking office.

[kingofanemptyworld]

Ichigo: So how old are you, anyway?

Grimmjow: Hell if I know. Pretty sure I didn’t experience time the same way you do when I was an adjuchas, and fuck trying to remember anything from before I was a Gillian.

Ichigo: Adjuchas. Right. Which one is that again?

Grimmjow: Goddamn, is there anything in that head of yours, Kurosaki? Or are you really just here to look pretty and bash things with your sword?

Ichigo: I don’t just bash things with my sword, asshole. And what do you mean— *realizes what Grimmjow said* *ichigo.exe has stopped working*

Grimmjow: Yeah, that’s what I figured.