#incorrect fairly odd parents
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ssj2hindudude · 3 months ago
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Timmy: One time my dad entered into a beauty pageant to prove a point...AND WON
Jimmy: Yeah, well, one time my baby cousin turned evil off of pure genetics and I fought him in front of the whole family
SpongeBob, walking in: Hey guys! What are you doing?
Timmy: We made a bet to see who has the weirdest life, only rule is the event we pick can't involve magic, superpowers, or inventions.
Danny: One time I ended up in Ghost Prison while trying to prevent my parents from splitting up
Jimmy: Danny, that involved superpowers.
Danny: Actually, not using my powers is what got me out of prison
Manny: Yeah well, one time I found out this girl had a thing for me, her mom was my dad's ex, my grandpa left her grandma at the alter, and we had to fight all of them
Zim: FOOLS! Do you forget the time I harvested human organs and replaced them with random earth objects?
Danny: You used an invention for that.
Zim: LIES! THE GHOST BOY LIES!!!
Jenny: Please. One time my house and body got taken over by sentient Communist Rats!
Timmy: Jenny, invention
Jenny: Experimental lab rats don't count as an invention
SpongeBob: Ooh, this looks fun, I wanna try! Umm...ok, one time I pulled on a string and unraveled the universe!
Everyone: ...
Danny: Ok, SpongeBob wins
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ssj2hindudude · 4 months ago
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Dani: Hey, there's only room for one youngest Fenton sibling around here!
Timmy: You're a piece of his DNA that gained sentience. Sit down, niece.
Do you think people ever assumed Danny & Timmy were related because of how similar they look to each other? (Similar art style joke)
Even when you don't count the similar art style joke I'd like to think some might comment on how much they act like siblings with eachother (Danny acts protective towards Timmy and Timmy often looks up to/idolizes Danny but they both cant stand eachother lowkey)
what came to mind is perhaps Jazz just poking fun on how Timmy's like the younger bro Danny's never had. They probably reminded her of herself and Danny when they were younger.
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jessadamsdraws · 1 year ago
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incorrectquotesmcu · 1 month ago
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Billy: I’m doomed!
Agatha: Well, you lived a good life, right?
Billy: I’m only a teenager!
Agatha: I said good, not long.
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shyjusticewarrior · 7 months ago
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Red Hood Incorrect Quotes Pt 41
Jason: I'm not your man. You need an assassin. This is Gotham, you can find them in the phone book- under A. *winks*
Jason: Shall we get more coffee or shall we get guns and kill ourselves?
Jason: Sticks and stones may break your bones, but names leave psychological wounds that never heal.
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ssj2hindudude · 3 months ago
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Timmy: Well, you're my favorite!
Jimmy: Oh really?
Timmy: Yeah, you're my favorite to annoy
Jimmy: Great -_-
*watch beeps*
Timmy: But not now because my shift is over.
*Timmy leaves and SpongeBob walks in with Squidward's clarinet*
Jimmy: ...Einstein help me...
Timmy: Who's your favorite on the team?
Jimmy: None of you. You all annoy me about the same, just at different times
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welcomehomeincorrectquotes · 8 months ago
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Eddie: I feel empty inside...
Wally: *hands Eddie a badge*
Eddie: Uh...
Wally: Welcome to the club, neighbour.
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donnetellotheturtle · 10 months ago
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Dale: Not a single one of those dumb kids have gotten hurt yet!
Peri: ...Dumb kids?
*Sees Hazel and Dev in a dangerous situation*
Peri: Wait...Those are my dumb kids!
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Rei: Sorry about the yelling, I promise I won’t do it unless you really mess up again. Usagi: Like I will tomorrow? Rei: It's a date.
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wearerandomlyyours · 2 years ago
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Maverick: I've got an idea!
Iceman: *Writing in his notebook* Wednesday, March 22nd, Maverick had an idea!
Maverick: *Ten minutes later* I'm out of ideas.
Iceman: *Writing* Easy come, easy go.
*Later*
Maverick: I've got another idea!
Iceman: *Writing* Today was a magnificent day for Maverick.
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definitelyincorrect · 9 months ago
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Fury: You guys don’t do anything halfway, do you?
Bucky: Nope!
Steve: We’re two halves of a whole idiot!
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ssj2hindudude · 4 months ago
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Jimmy: You know, in retrospect, your syndicate could've been much worse.
Calamitous: Worse? We're a syndicate of your worst...um...
Crocker: Nemeses?
Calamitous: Yes, nemeses! How could it possibly be worse?!?
Danny: I mean, we've literally fought enemies more evil and more powerful than any of you
Vlad: Oh please, name one-
Danny: Skulker. Ember. Desiree. Technus. Freakshow. Undergrowth. Vortex. Dark Me. Fright Knight. Nocturne. Pariah Dark. Clockwork.
Vlad: Ok, but that's-
Timmy: Darth Laser. The Nega-Chin. Mandie. The Anti-Fairies. The Pixies. Norm. Vicky. The Darkness.
Crocker: Alright, that's just-
SpongeBob: Man-Ray. The Dirty Bubble. Doodlebob. Dennis. The Flying Dutchman. King Neptune (on a bad day). Triton (on a good day).
Plankton: Now this is getting insul-
Jimmy: Evil Me. King Goobot. Baby Eddie. Grandma Taters. The Junkman. Eustace. Beautiful Gorgeous. Zix, Travoltron, and Tee.
Tee, in the distance: HOW COME HE SAID MY NAME LAST?!?
Vlad: Alright, so you fought some powerful villains individually. But none of you had to fight us as a group
Jimmy, Timmy, Danny, SpongeBob: The Mawgu
Syndicate: THAT'S IT, SYNDICATE OUT-
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ray-land17 · 9 months ago
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Even more Peri and Irep incorrect quotes
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incorrect-finding-frankie · 2 months ago
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Lucky Contestant: My dreams were shattered years ago. Real Frankie: How many years ago? Lucky Contestant: ...When did I meet you?
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tf2incorrectquotes · 10 months ago
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Scout: *scrambles to catch the baseball*
Soldier: Ah, let me get the door for you!
Scout: *watches helplessly as the ball bounces through the opened door* SOLLY!!
Spy: *swooning* Such a gentleman...
Scout: SPY!!
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weirdkev27 · 10 months ago
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Hazel: Were you ever close with your dad?
Dev:*flashbacks*
Younger!Dev: Daddy, will you read to me?
Dale: Who the hell are you?
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