#red hood incorrect quotes

[cardinalcheerio]

Half the time I'm like, "can we have jason todd media not all about his death"?

Then I realize. If I died I would never shut up about it.

"Can you get up and grab that for me?"- absolutely not. My legs are tired from death.

"Will you go to the store with me?"- leaving the house?!? What if I die AGAIN.

So yeah, anyone who thinks jason talks about his death too much. Be honest. We'd all do the exact same thing.

[ryemiffie]

More stuff from my day as batfam incorrect quotes:

Batman: I would never betray you!

Red hood, pointing at Tim: Then what's that?!

Tim: ...

Batman: A complication.

Red hood: A complication?! It's a child!

Batman: Well I see that!

Tim, talking to Jason: Oh you don't have to be offended, he doesn't know how I got here.

Red hood:

Batman: I don't!

Tim:

Red hood:

Batman: It's actually kinda unsettling, how did you get here?

Tim: I followed the voices.

Batman: Oh, I didn't realise we were being that loud.

Tim: No no, not your voices, the voices.

Red hood:

Batman:

Red hood: should we be worried or-

[bat-stuff]

Dick: To be or not to be-

Jason: Don't pretend you read Shakespeare just to try and bond with me

Dick: ...

Jason: you cant fool me. You're illiterate.

Jason: just buy me a hamburger like a normal person

[theredhood-jasontodd]

Jason: I need to get something of my chest

Y/N: Is it your shirt? Please say yes

[yourmomxx]

Jason: so how's winter going for you?

Y/N, who's violently shivering despite the fact that they’re wearing 7+ layers of clothing: fuck off

[e-nonsense]

Dick: You can't make everyone like you Jason. You're not Y/N.

Jason: Not everyone likes Y/N.

Dick: Who doesn't like Y/N?

Jason: I just meant-

Dick: Names, Jason. I need names

[k2ntoss]

jason: you know why am i like a bike?

y/n: because once people learn how to ride you they never forget?

jason: *blushing furiously* i-i was going to say because i'm two tired

[ragingbookdragon]

Tim: I just want you to know that I think your whole “mask-not-mask” thing is dumb.

Jason, who hasn’t even had breakfast yet: Oh, so you just woke up and decided to choose violence this morning, didn’t you?

Tim, who suddenly remembered he is a younger sibling: I—I just mean that the actual hood makes more sense, you know! You’re the Red Hood! Not the Red Mask. Jason? Big bro?

Jason: You know what I think? I think you taking back up the Robin mantle because Damian is off doing his own little thing is dumb.

Tim: He quit!

Jason: I think you being seventeen going on eighteen becoming Robin again is dumb when Red Robin made you look cooler and more respectable.

Tim: You thought I was coo—

Jason: I think you being Robin just makes you look like you’re having an identity crisis as well as a mid-teenage crisis which may as well be your mid-life crisis, because let’s be real, you won’t make it to thirty—cause you’re dumb.

Tim, who’s being consecutively, verbally punched in the face: I—

Jason: I think you trying to relive the glory days as Robin you never got because Damian took it from you is dumb.

Tim: Hey, that one was really uncalled for.

Jason: Welcome to “Here’s The Reason We Don’t Play Stupid Games at Seven AM With Jason: We Win Stupid Prizes.”

[incorrect-dc-qoutes]

Jason: Bruce told me to pick my battles and I picked all of them

[augustinapril]

Jason: You look absolutely stunning.

Y/n: What?

Jason: I said your looks have people running.

[cardinalcheerio]

I have a headcannon that at some point in his early robin days, Jason decided he wanted to be like Alfred and committed to drinking tea, using British slang and the accent while being robin.

This obviously confused the rogues a lot.

Fighting Mr. Freeze:

Jason: aye, what in the bloody hell do you think your doin? (Horrible British and gotham accent mix)

Freeze: I am- wait. Robin? Are you ok?

Bats: it's a phase. Just ignore it.

Freeze: keep forgetting he's a kid... anyways-

[ryemiffie]

More quotes from my day as batfam incorrect quotes:

Tim: Damn, you scared me to death.

Jason: Really? I didn't know dead people could talk.

Tim: Yeah well you seem to be talking just fine.

Jason: I- hm..

[bat-stuff]

Tim: Have you ever pondered the inevitability of death?

Jason: Considering that I survived that shit, no.

[theredhood-jasontodd]

Y/N : Buy me cute underwear and I will let you see me wearing it.

Jason: If I buy you nothing, can I see you wearing that?

[yourmomxx]

Jason: This is a mistake

Dick, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!

Jason: But not today

Dick, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess

[e-nonsense]

Y/n: You love me, right, Jason? Jason: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.