none:
still none:
none, not even daniel's animals:
italian tv news: talking about carlos and charles like they REALLY are a couple currently going through divorce
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Ollie: What’s sexting?
Charles: I'm not having this conversation with you.
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Max: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-
Charles: It was me.
Max: be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.
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Seb: *holding his newborn*
Lewis: She's so precious
Doctor: Before you take her home we have to give her some shots
Daniel: HELL YEAH! BRING HER SOME SHOTS, IT'S HER BIRTHDAY!! SHALL WE MAKE HER DO A SHOEY?
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Carlos: What does bee create?
Lando: Honey?
Carlos: Yes, dear?
[Meanwhile]
Charles: What does bee create?
Max: A fucking annoying sound. What do you want?
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Vasseur: I gave Charles a chance.
Max: You fucked up a perfectly good boy is what you did.
Max, holding Charles: Look at him, He's got depression.
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*checking max into a hospital for concussion*
sergio: max, what's your middle name?
max: danger.
charles: it's emilian
charles: wow, i hate that i know that
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Charles with balled fists : FiGhT mE !!!
Max behind him *whispers* : don't.
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Charles: Guess what?
Carlos: What?
Charles: I successfully extended my suffering.
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Max: I have the urge to do something stupid
Charles: I'm stupid, do me
Carlos:
Daniel:
Lando:
Charles: I said that out loud, didn't I?
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Charles: You know me, Ollie, I don’t take any shit. You know what I say to my haters?
Ollie: What?
Charles: I say: “Please don’t hate me, I’m really nice.”
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Charles: I'm on top of the world
Lando: You're just sitting in Max's lap
Charles: Max is my world.
Max: That's really sweet, but you're crushing me
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Lewis: You know you can't really make everyone love you, you're not Seb
Charles: Not everyone loves Seb tho-
Lewis: Who doesn't? Gimme names
Charles: I was just-
Lewis, pulling out a baseball bat: NOW-
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Charles: *Watching 2023 Max Verstappen best moment in youtube*
Carlos: Hi Charles, what are you doing?
Charles: Uhh, watching... porn?
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