#incorrect starker

[starker2910]

Peter: If we were cats, you'd be the love of my nine lives.

Tony: I had two lives, you were my love in both.

[pretty-bratty]

Amazing inspo by @spideyslag again

[squilfmybeloved]

*during literally any avengers fight ever*

KAREN: Well done with the stitches, Peter. I'm reading significantly higher output, and your vitals look promising.

peter: god KAREN you snitch- yes, for the moment, i'm not dying, thank you!

tony, on comms: what do you mean, you're not dying? did you just say you were dying?

peter: that you, mr. stark? uhh- no! i'm not! not anymore!

rhodey, also on comms: what- what? what's going on?

tony: you were gonna tell me? you really were dying?

peter: well you didn't let me-

tony: why didn't you tell me that??

peter: i was gonna make you an omelette and tell you!

nat, yelling over comms: hey- hey, save it for at home! we have incoming over here, fight's bringing itself to us!

peter, groaning: great. mr. stark?

tony: well are you okay now?

peter: i am fine, don't be mad! i'll formally apologize-

tony, cutting him off: i am mad.

peter: -when we're not fighting aliens from outer space!

tony, sighing: fine.

[dragonstar2568]

Tony: so what do you think (proudly holding up a limited edition that hasn’t been released Ironman mug)

Steve: what, no you can’t give that to Peter as a gift.

Tony:(frowns) why not ?

Steve: because that’s not a gift a boyfriend gives there partner, I mean come on who would what a mug with your face on it ?

(Peter walks in the kitchen)

Tony: well let’s see then,(shows peter the mug)

Peter: OH MY GOD !!!! I LOVE IT !! (completely fanboying)

Peter: (opens cabinet to reveal a shit load of Ironman cups and mugs) gasps I thought this one didn’t even come out yet !! how did you get it ?!

Tony:(completely in love) Baby, I’m Ironman

Steve: seriously…..

Tony: (proudly smirking)(mouths: told you he’d like it)

Steve: you guys are weird…

[definitelynottony]

(High school AU: Tony is a senior, Peter is a freshman in Tony's advanced mathematics class.)

Teacher:"In this equation, what comes after 69?"

Tony:(looking directly at Peter) "Mouthwash"

Peter:😳

Teacher:"Stark! Get out of my class!"

[starkergia]

child actor peter x senior actor tony who goes after that little boy the second he sees him on set. peter's 14 max and relatively famous but tony's like, SUPER famous, and the moment tony starts flirting with him he's bragging it to his closest friends. they're the same age as him and they think it's a bit weird but it's literally tony stark!!! so, lucky peter. but the other actors and staff starts to notice how weird tony and peter are with each other, and catch really fast on what tony's doing (since he already has some underage sex rumors but nothing confirmed). so they cancel all the scenes tony and peter would be together in, and separate them asap. peter's super upset (believing tony was in love with him and they were almost getting together) and tony just got cock blocked (he was so close to fucking the peterussy).

the preying tony did to peter was like, really obvious. he would make their characters have some sexual tension, which was crazy considering peter's character was younger than him IRL and tony's character was older. it's all so much drama in the fandom online too, and their obsessed fans who can't see the problem with their flirting and groping and stuff do everything to defend them and the haters are always going to the police or smth asijdsadij

[reid-supremacist]

Peter: Uhh, Mr stark?

Tony: yeah what’s up kid?

Peter: What does one do when their hair dryer is on fire…hypothetically speaking

Tony: kid did you set your hair dryer on fire again?!

Peter: …perhaps

Tony: oh my god!

Peter: and three towels while I was trying to put it out

[sinner-for-starker]

Peter: You call yourself my soulmate, but where were you when my meme only had four likes? Tony: Making four accounts Peter: *tearing up* R-really??

[gfmaximoff]

Tony: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.

Peter: The cow???

Tony: What?!

Stephen: Peter, WHY?

[i-a-q]

Steve: You don’t have to hide how you feel.

Bucky: *softly* It’s the only way I know how.

[pretty-bratty]

[liskantope]

So apparently there's AI voiceover nowadays which sounds adult and female with a strong Valley Girl -like inflection. The first example I ran across today was from the same website, featuring a cat rescue in what I'm guessing was a developing country, and was a starker display of the Valley Girl thing (for lack of a better description) given that the narration was in incorrect broken English; this is what tipped me off to the artificiality of the voiceover. But I'm not sure I know where to find it; the content was a bit unpleasant; and I've heard that the dangerous events in those videos are orchestrated for clicks, so I probably shouldn't be spreading those videos around.

[marvel-rp-au-incorrect-quotes]

This is Nora, or Noor, depending on if you're my friends or my family.

I am in love with Marvel and my blog will contain everything about "Marvel incorrect quotes" to "Marvel Rp Au scenarios"

I will post incorrect quotes on Oc's only after permission so don't worry.

NO STARKER WHATSOEVER PLEASE

[sinner-for-starker]

Tony: I can fix you. Peter, mentally: No, don't fix me. Degrade me. Ruin me. Take me apart and break me all over again. Peter, verbally: Okay, sir.

[bulkyphrase]

Hi there, question for you: do you filter any tags? What are they, if you don't mind sharing? (even just a yes or no answer is helpful if you don't wish to elaborate)

Just FYI, I'm going around and asking this same question to others in the community (so please don't feel targeted or anything like that), but if you wouldn't mind answering this question, I'd be very curious to know your answer!

If you do answer, please consider tagging your reply "#filtered tags ask" for convenience, and if you're inclined to copy/paste this ask into others' ask boxes, it'd be much appreciated 🙏

I do filter tags! I filter a bunch of tags, actually:

#amber heard #anti endgame #anti endgame steve #anti mcu wanda maximoff #anti peggy #anti peggy carter #anti st*ggy #anti steggy #anti steve rodgers #anti steve rogers #anti team cap #anti wanda maximoff #anti wandavision #avengers incorrect quotes #barry #bucky barnes x reader #bucky x reader #call of duty #chris evans x reader #dark!steve x reader #dark!steve x you #dead poets society #dps #house md #howard stark x reader #hydra husbands #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect quotes #johnny depp #jonny depp #kinnporsche #kinnporsche the series #Kiseki: Dear to me #loki x reader #lucifer #mcu incorrect quotes #natasha romanoff x reader #natasha romanoff x you #natasha x reader #not a rating #ofmd #pro tony stark #reader insert #rwrb #rwrb spoilers #starker #steve rodgers x reader #steve rogers critical #steve rogers x black!reader #steve rogers x fem!reader #steve rogers x male reader #steve rogers x reader #steve rogers x reader fluff #steve rogers x stark!reader #steve rogers x you #steve x reader #this is a captain carter hate blog sorry #tony stark defense squad #wanda maximoff x reader #wanda maximoff x you

These are a mix of tags I actively don't want to see anywhere (e.g. anti steve rogers), popular stuff I don't mind but am tired of seeing on my dash (e.g. ofmd), and tags that I'm willing to see from trusted people but not the general tumblr population (e.g. anti endgame, or pro tony stark). Plus the never ending quest to keep tag search and browse results from being clogged with a bunch of super long x reader fics.

[msclaritea]

Forty-four of 50 US states worsen inequality with ‘upside-down’ taxes | US income inequality | The Guardian

Forty-four of 50 US states worsen inequality with ‘upside-down’ taxes

New research found that poorest fifth pay a tax rate 60% higher, on average, than the top 1% of households

"A total of 44 of the 50 US states worsen inequality by making the wealthy pay a lesser share of their income in taxes than lower income people, a new analysis has found.

State and local tax regimes are “upside-down”, the new research finds, with weak or non-existent personal income taxes in many states allowing richer Americans to avoid tax. A reliance on sales and excise taxes, considered regressive because they disproportionately impact the poor, has helped fuel this inequality, according to the report.

CEOs of top 100 ‘low-wage’ US firms earn $601 for every $1 by worker, report finds

“When you ask people what they think a fair tax code looks like, almost nobody says we should have the richest pay the least,” said Carl Davis, research director of the Institute on Taxation and Economic Policy (ITEP), which conducted the analysis.

“And yet when we look around the country, the vast majority of states have tax systems that do just that. There’s an alarming gap here between what the public wants and what state lawmakers have delivered.”

Only six states, plus the District of Columbia, have tax systems that reduce inequality rather than worsen it, with the poorest fifth of people paying a tax rate 60% higher, on average, than the top 1% of households.

The super-wealthy are treated particularly lightly by the tax system, with the top 1% paying less than every other income group across 42 states. In most states, 36 in all, the poorest residents are taxed at a higher rate than any other group.

The most regressive states in terms of taxation are, in order, Florida, Washington, Tennessee, Pennsylvania and Nevada. The least regressive jurisdictions are DC, Minnesota, Vermont, New York and California.

Various state-level policies, such as cutting taxes on the wealthy to supposedly drive economic activity, has worsened this situation, the report found. Inequality in recent decades has been far starker in the US than in other comparable countries and while some pandemic-era interventions, such as a child tax credit, lessened the burden on the poorest in society, many of those measures have now lapsed.

“But we know it doesn’t have to be like this,” said Aidan Davis, ITEP’s state policy director.

“There is a clear path forward for flipping upside-down tax systems and we’ve seen a handful of states come pretty close to pulling it off. The regressive state tax laws we see today are a policy choice, and it’s clear there are better choices available to lawmakers.”

• This article was amended on 11 January 2024. Owing to incorrect information supplied to us, an earlier version listed New Jersey as the fifth least regressive tax jurisdiction, according to the ITEP report, rather than California."